Subway edish
is this the thread?
Anime thread.
why do yanks continue to post here when no one ever engages with them, and if they do it's always with hostilityi really don't get it, why can't they take a hint? how pants-on-head retarded do you have to be?
I really fancy a maccies lads :/
i'm a volincel
>>204510182lol ok incel
>>204510234you gonna smash the whole lot, you shagger?
>>204510210They get a few crumbs here and thereAlso most of them are extremely mentally ill
>>204510161The Elton Footlong
>>204510234Phwoarrrrrr yes lad I could just scran that now
I'm 24. Always had a widow's peak but when I pull the hair back it seems the corners are noticeably more sparse than the rest of the hair line. Father and uncles on my mother's side are bald. Does it matter if I jump on finasteride now even if maybe it's a bit early? Or should I definitely start on it now to prevent things getting any worse. It looks fine now but I could see it starting in next few years.
>>204510262not going to lie lad you're exposing yourself to quite a lot of enemy fire by making this post under this flag
wondering if i sold hotcakes that they would actually sell like hotcakes
>>204510256>>204510276
Those of you on Universal CreditDo you actually have to look for a job or is it easy to avoid it?
>>204510286Shave it ffs lmfao
>>204510210theyre really not very bright and think if they can just learn the lingo they'll finally fit in
>>204510314it hasn't even started you mong
ever think about starting a band just because you thought of a cool name for one?
Spainnonce is a freakBut it's quite funny seeing how much he makes incels seethe
the world is beautiful sometimes
will never understand people who buy pizza and get no toppings you're not eating something healthy, it's not financially viable, yet you still choose the most basic, plain option available. just blows my mind
used to go on /a/ and /v/ all the time when i was a weaboo teenager, can only assume theyre both utter shit now
fuck SAKE, my pizza arrived like this
>>204510309just him em with the old mental elves mate
>>204510309I was on it for a while a few years back. It depends on your advisor and how strict they are with their job. Mine was an African woman with bad English whose breath reeked of shit. This motivated me to find a job more than anything.
>>204510309Universal Credit? Mate this is daytime /Brit/ where everyone is a shagger on £50k minimum with six figure investment portfolios you picked the wrong time to ask this
>>204510332i think most people find him boring and unfunny actually. he tries way too hard
Apologise
>>204510350most of the time I prefer the taste without topping.
was it worth posting the thumbnail 3 times?
How many litres of cum do you think you've spilt over your best fap material? personally, i must have shot about 2 gallons over the cat from bob the builder in about 12 years
is £50k a lot I earn that up north and it doesn't feel like much
>>204510320>”it hasn’t even started you mong”>already begun with the windows peak copeomds the denial
oi rorke
>>204510422is this bait or do you not know what a widows peak is
>>204510405need to put you in a zoo with the other people who voluntarily eat pizza with no toppingsnext to the exhibit of creatures who never eat the crust
>>204510417
listening to the spice girls and dancing
>>204510466Oops I did it again
got mild irritation in my upper bum crack and down behind my ballbag
>>204510466cute boty
>>204510475that's Brittney
>>204510466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4XzCP8sQqU
>>204510475kek
anaesthetic is starting to wear off taken a couple of pain killers want to kill a couple of hours before I can eat and smoke againthink ill watch a movie
>>204510419Nah it’s not much. I’m on £70k up north and it doesn’t feel like anywhere near enough, no way I could live on £50k
>>204510494Bitch
fucking mental how making something like 70k usd a year is nothing these days
>>204510538Enough for what? Why are you so greedy?
>>204510417mate dont do pilchard like that
>>204510575To have a decent standard of living
>>204510475top kek good sire
feel like this rn lol
>>204510466bet you LOVE cock in your arse too
one of the few people willing to stand up against the woke
what on earth are you doing up north that burns over 5 grand a month?
looks like the onion's youtube channel has started getting decent funding again
>>204510620Dad likes to wank off in the allotments and burry his seed in the ground.I guess he wants sunflowers.
>>204510627truly a clownworld
>>204510620
listening to hatsune miku ^^
>>204510663
gay poo
love alcohol me
babysitting my wife's son tomorrow while she goes to blackingfest '24
>>204510742yelping
>>204510630If you’re talking to me (70k lad) I don’t take home anywhere near 5k a month, it’s less than 4k after tax and student loan. I salary sacrifice a grand a month to pension, £1200 a month mortgage so and then after other bills, car payments, etc it’s a lot less to play with than you think
hate how boomers always think they're right about everything even if it's completely deranged, we should enforcing mandatory euthanasia on anyone over 60
>>204510776oh poor you
I make £35k/annum
any aussies from geelong
about to gymtoil in a fasted statenot looking forward to it
>>204510755
he is me as you are me and she is he and women don't have penises
just done a slippery poo
>>204510818Never said I was in a bad position, I realise I have a better life than most I was just agreeing with a lad who said 50k isn’t much because I know 70k isn’t much
>>204510849sorry mate i don't usually post this kind of stuff, just feeling a bit wacky tonight :P
>>204510824no but "gee, long" is what your sister said when i took out me todger
boomersboom usmakes you think doesn't it?
I nearly stepped on a poo outside Sports Direct today that already had a footprint on it and clumps on poo leading into the shop
could be 5pm bath kind of day
>>204510776*lifts leg and farts midway through your speech*lmao
what's the easy get rich quick equivalent of onlyfans but for men
>>204510923Drug dealer
almost dark
>>204510903i was walking out the front door of the shopping centre the other day when this fucking idiot kid on an electric scooter zoomed straight past the door, if i'd have been half a second quicker he would have hit me, perfect example of why i hate those fucking things
>>204510875fair enough lad
I HATE WOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
>>204510937ok
>>204510923yeah
>James Bond: next actor will be in his 30s and ‘whiteness is not a given’
>>204510955Send the fuckers back to Wokeistan
>>204510936Will we ever see the dawn in our lifetimes?
had a big share bag of crisps fo lunch
might go to sleep at 7pm
>had a big share bag of crisps fo lunch
remember when that yank bloke threatened to kill that police sheriff in florida "in minecraft" and he got v& for it and he turned out to be a quintessential neckbeard and a 40 year old neet still living with his mum? wonder how many discord servers are going unmoderated as a result of his incarceration
>>204511038thats crazy
Thorpe Park or Alton Towers? Hyperia is the main reason for Thorpe Park, but it seems like Alton Towers is the better overall park? People who have been to both, what is the better value for money?
catnerg on t lap
>>204511038ok
creditscoreberg is 800, get innnn
>>204511111
>>204511069theme parks are crap
alri, diarrhoealad back again, just done another diarrhoea bringing the grand total to 8 poos today so far
>>204511038pretty sure it happened a second time and he was even more of a cave troll looking mf
>>204511155gonna die of dehydration
>>204511179nobody cares cunt
>>204511038blog on
>>204511155my two solid poos pale in comparison
>>204511120that's nothing compared to the septs i got the other day
>>204511155reminds me of when I got gastro or something like that back in July. cuuuuuuuuunt, I was shitting water every 8 seconds.
>>204511196Show off
>>204511180shut the fuck up i hope you fucking die you fucking delusional cocksucking cunt
>>204511176been making sure to drink lots. necked a pint of water not long ago. I'll keep posting diarrhoea updates until I get better or die, whichever comes first
>>204511038did he go to the police station in his pyjamas
>>204511215thats crazy
remember that time you made a really good /brit/ post?
>>204511107never cared about mine and it's in the high 700s
>>204511257my best ever post was on /vp/
Janny and the mod gang do NOT like people mentioning politics outside of /pol/I have learned my lesson, janny.I will not do it again, janny.
>>204511227remember once when i was sick i threw up 7 times and then the next time only green bile came outdoes that not happen with poo
>>204511257not possible under my flag unfortunately
>>2045112572 seconds ago
*rides you like a horse*Giddy up!Yehaa!Woaaah!Hiyaa!Come on boy!
Reading about viking invasions in England and they mention "armies" invading and battling each other and then when you look into it you realise an army back then consisted of like 30 guys.Mental.
>>204511302this diarrhoea I've been having is mostly liquid with bits of green in it, looks not dissimilar to pea soup as for the liquid content I've been drinking loads so I don't dehydrate and I assume that's where it's all coming from, not to mention I've had no appetite so eaten very little which will not help in producing solid poos
>>204511363does it smell like pea soup
>>204511275they're not going to remark on it unless necessary but you'll generally get lower interest rates on loans and lower insurance premiums and all sorts of things
>>204511363You lose salts mainly. I'd buy some diarralyte or whatever it is and consult the NHS page if it doesn't stop lad
>>204511337*cums*nrhghhh....
i don't want to read about your fucking diarrhoea
>>204511384no lad it smells like poo>>204511393yeah cheers lad, fortunately only been just over 12 hours since onset so not too worried at the moment but will get myself looked at if it won't clear off x
>>204511107>got a decent pay rise one year at work>used the extra money to pay off a loan and two credit cards>credit score dropped the next month because I didn't have any debt anymoreThe credit industry is a fucking scam.
discrimination against unemployed people must be stopped, they won't even let us have jobs
>>204511422poo is /brit/ culture
Got the shitting flu x
doesn't get much more on topic than blogging about poo if I do say so
your body, my choice
For me it's immediately removing a torrent from transfer after I've finished downloading it.Not my problem.
>>204511442simple solution: always keep yourself in a small manageable amount of debt that you could easily pay off at any moment if you wanted to (get a credit card)
farting up a storm after eating that egg salad
"I was radicalised ALT-RIGHT by watching EXTREME figures like Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson but then I was deradicalised by discord transsexuals"
>>204511517based
>>204511516Mad how Handmaid's Tale is just erotic fanfiction from a hag who lies about not being a jew.Foids are so bad at literature.
>>204511561why the fuck didn't he let go
>>204511600Banter innit
bangkok chick boys
mumstein and dadberg moved us to australia from scotland when i was 10, as grim as i remember scotland being, i think i hate it here even more
bumholebollocks willynot on is it?
I invariably move train carriage if there's a paki having a loudspeaker conversation. Which is 90% of the time.
>>204511627what the heck...sex penis??
>>204511627Wish I could shave my bollocks and arsehole that smooth, don't fancy waxing it
>>204511648Whereabouts in Scotland?
>>204511659yt ppl love calling every single brown person a paki
>>204511627um
>>204511691uhh, north.. kilt... town
>>204511648You can't suffer in Australia, FWUCK OFF!
>>204511693Correct, we do.
>>204511257oh yes. cherish it
>>204511691Kingussie
https://youtu.be/Eijc2tGe-zM
cute girls made fun of me today for being "emo" because I buttpressed play on my phone and my music started playing. started going "lets see your wrists then" and offering me their eyeliner and al fs.
>>204511667
>>204511749gay cunt
>>204510286Fin is a prevention, not a cure. You're supposed to jump on it as early as possible.
>>204511723Idiot
poocretia, my erection, dance the ghost with me
>>204511627scran that
>>204511795>Idiot bleddy basterd Pee-yew what a stinky post
had a really good project zomboid save going where I had a car, plenty of armour, food, water etc and was just clearing out a remote farmhouse to use as a base when I got bitten fuck sake
>>204511839yeah bet you’d love to twirl and dig your tongue into that boyhole
>>204511865bet you jumped a fence blindly didnt you
starting to get definite telltale signs of balding at 32, i thought i was out of the woods when i made it to 30 with my hairline intact but it's started thinning at an alarming rate over the past few months, probably too late to start on fin now
>>204511865rub some bio oil on it
>>204511860yowling, done him
insane how foghorn and blog on rhyme blooooooooooooooogoooooooooooon
>>204511860scromiting
british expression: waheyyank expression: yehaw
>>204511921screeemeng
>>204511886holding out hope that the sugar gel thing shows consistent results before I start to thin
>>204511627name?
>>204511879no lad, it was a stupid mistake that got me, I got too big for my boots and tried to take on 4 zombies at once without a weapon. thought I'd learned my lesson by then but I was desperate to get inside the house and wasn't thinking :(
Fort Boyard was kino
>>204511962paw slut
>>204511951onlyjayus
reminder there are cheerleaders posting under american flags
>>204511962handsome chap
catberg been sleeping in my room all day. need to get him on the grindset
>>204511648What's bad about Australia
>>204511983are MEWwould saw off my own legs just to get a whiff of her twat
>>204511998lets see him
>>204511977Need to lock you in a dark cell and throw away the key
beautiful risings foid
>>204511998he should be up buying crypto right now. Lazy lad he is
>>204511860Sent that runt under the train
Started buying duracells and burrying them in my back garden.I'm starting a battery farm.
>>204512005hot as fuck, very degenerate culture, and the only places that aren't degenerate are full of chinksthere are also a lot of pajeets here but i suppose that's par for the course
2011 and 2012 probably my best 2 years. Doubt they'll be topped 2bh
when i see a pretty porn star i just don't understand they don't just get a man with some money to take care of them rather than
>>204511975never saw anyone win
love portallove half lifelove l4d2simple as
>>204512081that's how repulsive timmy is
>>204512094good lad
Maybe 4chan is addictive because people really do speak the truth here. Cold hard reality.
Not really on is it?
>>204512094is the australian release of l4d2 still censored to absolute buggery?
>>204512094good post
>>204512094what about tf2 :)
>>204511425are you ancient like me (28+)?
>>204512141Well I'm not going to post about poo and wanking on Facebook, am I?
>>204512094Not even baiting, I've tried playing all 3 and find them extremely boring.Especially Portal, fuck me, what a drain.
>>204512094im never going to stop fuming they made alyx a fucking vr game
>>204512055hmmm I doubt it, I reckon in fact it's just pure laughs all day with the lads and beautiful tanned birds swanning about
>>204511425screaming
really quite rude when you reply to someone's post and they don't answer
Do you oppose terrorism?
raping my own arse
>>204512248Fundamentally
does anyone remember that show from the 00s about a class of scottish kids who go on a trip to australia and then somehow end up stranded in the wilderness with a bunch of aliens or something?
bit sleepy now
Used to be a time when I'd fire up the Windows Vista PC and check out HILAROUS content on YTMND before going on stickdeath and Newgrounds.Where oh where did the time go.
>>204512248no such thing as terrorism
I think one inherent attribute of people with high IQs is that they’re all complete idiots. You can’t have a high IQ without being an idiot.
>>204512264jeopardy?
keir is a terrorist imoblood of somewhere between 50,000 - 200,000 palestinian children on his hands
Making a cuppa t lads x
>>204512287For me it was Holylemon to watch Weeblsstuff and Urban Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk&ab_channel=mrWoot
>keir is a terrorist imo>blood of somewhere between 50,000 - 200,000 palestinian children on his hands
>>204512151technically yes, but there's a free DLC that uncensors it
Tranny manny janny incel discord raider melty melty
>>204512300Doesn't the guy with the highest recorded IQ in the world just do fuck all? Last I checked he just went around giving talks about how high his IQ was but never actually did anything with it.People have probably overtaken him now, this was like 10 years ago.
>>204512144rorke doesn't seed torrents, leftypol does
>>204512364>Smartest man in the world does fuck allHe knows the score
>>204512335I'd comfortably put a £500 bet on that this guy will get done in the next few years for grooming boys through tiktok or snapchat
>>204512350I'm white+ every white person I know feels the sameYou are simply outing yours as being a Zionist terrorist / an Israeli government agent
>>204512338state of that countertop, do you like living in filth?
Cold and dark out :/ it not right
>>204512315yeah
my fanny is so warm and soft rn
>>204512194I can see portal and half life being boring, but l4d2? come on lad... it's even got a coach!
>>204512399True, I realised as soon as I posted that, he is a genius for being able to make a comfortable living by doing nothing but talk about himself.
>>204512094>>204512151what would be censored?
>>204512364Became a woman in the end
>>204512412What a couple of incel chuds.
>>204512194portal is only like a few hoursbe honest, were you too much of a brainlet?
>>204512412>POV you've just jumped out of the sinking dinghy that brought you from Calais and you tripped over on some seaweed while trying to sprint from the beach
>>204511983I’d watch her pee all dayReal ones will know
>>204512463video games in australia didn't have an adults only classification at the time so anything that was too gory had to either be censored or not released, they changed it around 2013 conveniently around the same time gta 5 came out
>>204512407It’s not my countertop it’s my hob, just gotten scuffed over the years from pans and stuff but it’s not really dirty x
nobody:not a single person:rorke: i need my diuck suckckckckckckc
that time of year again
>>204512055>noooo it’s soo bad all the hot girls wanna fuck help me
Boomers:Millenials:Zoomers: pay attention to me I'm really funny
>>204512565
>>204512523that only changed in 2013? that's so bizarre
>>2045123382 teabags? You fucking greedy cunt
spaki tranny janny incel autismo melty melty melt
>>204512141More like everyone can be uninhibitedly toxic. Don’t take what people say as “the cold hard truth”
>>204512565zoomers are objectively funnier than millenials and boomers
>>204512154luv the noise these cunts make
>>204512603You're right that is a funny joke
mad how fully nude pics + off topic goes unpunished for over 3 hours in a thread like /polska/ but in /brit/ you get a 2 week ban for the slightest of things.
>>204512481Highest IQ score person alive became a trannyThink that says it all
got the heating on
>>204512590australia has a long and infamous history of censoring video games lad, even now that games can be released under an 18+ rating the classification board still finds reasons to censor or ban video games, their entire organisation is full of retarded boomer cunts and probably a fair few lesbians
reccy me a movie like fight club or american psycho
>>204512551yeah but once youve wanked then whatyouve still got to play whilst being interrupted by prostitutes or raped constantly
>>204512669little know film taxi driver
>>204512642FOB
>>204512335threatening physical violence over some words is surely what will educate people! great teacher!
>>204512691seen it bruv
>>204512669The Machinist
>>204512699Oldboy (2003)
>>204512590I was only able to get a gigabit internet connection last year and I'm about 20km from Melbourne. We're just ass backwards when it comes to anything tech related because it's all viewed as "faggot nerd shit" here (which it is).
BlacktowhiteCuckoldsporn
Desperately want to try LSD but I am a straight edge shut-in
I have never seen Fight Club, Taxi Driver nor The Godfather
>>204512559i meant degenerate in the sense that everyone is an alcoholic or a junkie or both, and generally pretty uncouth and shameless as well, also the obesity rates here give even the US a run for its money
>>204512673i don't wank while i play. i do it after so i have multiple hours of goon sauce clocked up for a big nut.
>>204512704does he have his shirt off a lot? never watched it because i dont like seeing skinny people>>204512731no subtitles ive had too much painkillers and reading will make me tired
>>204512403Doesn’t take being a psychic does it
>>204512764>does he have his shirt off a lotNo
>>204512764Nightcrawler (2014)
>>204512737ironic since wifi and possibly also bitcoin were invented here
>multiple hours of goon sauce clocked up for a big nut.Horrific use of language
>>204512659>>204512737I should have known that most aussies are chads that don't pursue virgin hobbies like vidya, it makes sense
>>204512757fight club is a must
>>204512764>Oh yes let me just reject being moved by this piece of art because there’s a skinny bloke in it
mumberg should have been home hours ago worried shes been kidnapped by niggers or something
>>204512753psilocybin mushrooms are bettergo to Australia or New Zealand and try Psilocybe subaeruginosa really easy to find and they grow all over downunder in their autumn
>>204512794you asked
>>204512757are you planning to or did you just want us to know about your voluntary lack of participation in film culture?
>Film>Art
>english speaking film>art
>>204510161Sikaflex on your sandwich
>>204512816It's not kidnapping if she calls them up first and demands to meet so she can suck them off
New>>204512847>>204512847>>204512847
>>204512821hard disagree, LSD is way better
>are you planning to or did you just want us to know about your voluntary lack of participation in film culture?
>>204512825>are you planning tonot really
>>204512813emaciated people gross me out as much as morbidly obese peopledont want it on my screeni like watching beautiful people in films
>>204512864opinion disregarded because you are wrong and also incredibly stupid
