NNN edition
>>204512847took your fucking time making this new didn't you? don't let it happen again, understood?
nigga im nuts
Just graduated from uni with my art, sorry, film degree
Air fryer - ONNuggies - INCock - WANKED
someone tell the frenchman that a handsome guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie
>>204512599Yeah people can be complete arseholes on here, but that's reality isn't it. Everyone is a complete arsehole.In the real world people put on a veneer of niceness, but if you give anybody the power to be an arsehole without consequences, they'll take it.
grazlenut
>>204512904>Airfryersign of an apex, ITV2 watching runt
>>204512917not me
sqorl
>>204512921>>204512944nice vpn bro
Heard there's gonna be a sequel to databases
>>204512980I've already got one, I call it my sequel
>>204512973Thanks
>>204512980booooooooooooo
>>204512930Fuck off, you've got Hollyoaks saved onto your Sky box while you warm up your Euroshopper tin of beans.LMAOING at your life.Absolutely LMAOING.
ate a biscuit just now
>>204513000No sequel more like
more or less confirmed what I've suspected my whole life everyone around me can read my thoughts at any given time, ought to be more careful
>>204513005project on
air fryers are for povvo cunts who think they're well off
>>204513005Methinks the runt doth protest too much(read that in Iain Sterling's voice so you can comprehend)
just shat in my air fryer and turned it on
you can't base data
>>204513045oh, who the fuck are you?
>>204513086a woke
Air fryer - ONITVX - OPENLatest Big Brother Episode - STREAMINGRunts - MALDING
>>204513045any truers in chat?!
>>204513045you mean a countertop convection oven
got called an agent of wokeness outside argos
>>204513013Bit sad that
reckon the remnants of my boy butter in my foreskin leave a stink that i've gotten used to and can't discern but others can but it's too awkward to say anything.
>>204513045I CAN COOK MY HECKIN POTATO SMILEY FACES IN JUST 10 MINUTES LEAVING ME MORE TIME TO WATCH VTUBERS THOUGH!!!
>>204513186kek something I would say
anglos can not be safe while the welsh menace runs wild
>>204513186ok tim
screaming, shitting, and wanking through all the letterboxes on my road
don't really understand the frothing hatred for air fryers, they just cook things faster>NOOO YOU MUST PREHEAT THE HECKIN OVEN AND TURN THEN MID WAY THROUGH, IT'S THE PROPER WAYYYYYalri gordon ramsey
>>204513231You work for Hermes I take it?
>>204513247life on easy mode
You'll never get me to take the crossdresser hormones rorkeNEVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!*surreptitiously shifts chebs-omatic into first*
just realised that ive never seen my gf in a skirtdresses, sure, but not skirts. wonder why, do women not like skirts anymore? will ask her.
>>204513263rofling
Business idea: A vigilante rapist who goes around raping rapists. He only rapes other rapists. Rates of rape drop massively as all rapists are terrified they will be raped by the vigilante rapist.Thoughts?
Thinking about society and getting apoplectic with rage again
>>204513261you inherently mind block yourself because you're constantly constraining your meal to the confines of the air fryer, hampering creativity and culinary pursuits. choosing to live in plato's cave.
>>204513292Because perverts always try to look up them
business idealittle oven that sits next to your toaster that cooks tendies
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s soiled knickers.
*surreptitiously googles apoplectic*
>>204513292because women have drifted from feminity for so long that the moment one wears a skirt in public she is oogled by every man within a 10km radius, and if she's around any browns she'll probably be groped.
>>204513317alri heston
>>204513330Air fryers exist already Also they're nuggets you fucking yank
walk-in air fryer
Why do the 'people' on Deal or No Deal genuinely believe that their feelings impact what is in their box?
>>204513261WOO ZOWIE CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN EPIC PIECE O' TECH THAT'S REVOLUTIONISED THE WAY I COOK - KAPOW!THROW YOUR TRADITIONAL OVEN AWAY (LAAAAME!) AND JOIN THE 21 CENTURY. YOU CAN COOK:>chicken dippers (10 minutes)>potato smiley faces (12 minutes)>potato croquettes (10 minutes)>chicken kievs (15 minutes)>slices of bacon (8 minutes)BASICALLY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT SERVE AT A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OR WAKE HELD AT A COMMUNITY CENTRE! YEEHAW!
>>204513321cant wcant they do that with dresses too
just got instagram. who should i follow?
>>204513355how do you know that they don't? give me the scientific proof that they don't
My laptop wasn't doing math until I shifted a bit
i find air-fryers a bit small. they should really design a much larger version that can fit larger items such as whole chickens and such
when she still has braces ;)
>>204513365alri nigella
>>204513384Done him
frying my tender bollocks in air
Thanks to incels, paedos, rapists and mass migration - women no longer feel safe wearing skirts or dresses on a daily basisYou want them to wear them more? Create a better society where they can wear them without fear of someone trying to cop a glance or feel up it
>>204513384*shows you the 0 studies demonstrating its true*
This other Canadian is making me look bad.
>>204513384Proof: It came to me in a dream.
>google 'air fyer recipes'>top results are chips and sausagesimpressive stuff, no wonder they're in all the top kitchens in the world
>>204512551>Honorhall Orp
>>204513384I watch it, they clearly do believe it. Grow up, fatty.
>>204513420mad how being tough on crime and anti-immigration are both considered to be right-wing opinions when they're really the most feminist, pro-women policies going
>swedish university student goes to birmingham>says it's one of the ugliest cities she has seenhttps://www.lundagard.se/2024/11/14/fota-betongfasaden-alska-ditt-fula-utbyte/>Birmingham is, without sounding dramatic, perhaps one of the ugliest cities I have ever seen. For those who have not been here, the city can be generously described as... rustic. The only attraction is a large shopping mall, and the rest of the city consists mainly of scaffolding and noisy traffic. Not even my corridor is spared the ugliness: the dim glow of the string lights can't hide the fact that my bedroom looks like a prison cell, and the kitchen is adorned with lime-green chairs and a fridge that has smelled of rotten milk for six weeks. For two months now, I've been trying to ignore the ugliness of the city as best I can. But it's hard when, on yet another Friday, I have to walk through yet another concrete facade to endure a seminar in a building that looks like it belongs in old East Berlin.Does bermingham really suck that much?
>>204513444aww i'm hurting your pseudo-anonomous persona? poor baby. trip up or shut up then faggot
>>204513453i got jamie oliver
>>204513474...yh
>Call for dog-free areasmpk0t in Wales to tackle racism
rorke making a scene in tk max
grim how thailand is a beautiful place but it's known as being a sexpest haven
>areasmpk0t
>>204513483don't know what you're talking about but you're a deranged coomer freak who should be gassed
>>204513474im wondering why they didnt visit the city before moving there. also yes, its a dire grim horrible hellish city.
>>204513453can cook a cheese toastie in one aswell
>>204513513ive heard grimmer
>>204513474yeah it's a fucking shithole
talking to chatgpt trying to gently prod it into admitting that racism is good
id like an air fryer but i cant commit to spending that money on something i may never use more than twice
>>204513365The correct spelling is chicken kyiv
>>204513474>Charming villages on the French Riviera or modern metropolises in the United States. No matter where you imagine an exchange semester, the picture is always beautiful. Lundagård's exchange columnist Amanda Barratt reflects on what it's like to be on exchange in a city that doesn't quite live up to the photogenic expectationsAh yes, Barratt, that classic Swedish name
>>204513474yeah it's full of people from Birmingham and blacks and asians
>>204513474oh absolutelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO_YcQIYaoo
>>204513515fucked it
Rorke Unmasked
>>204513560We are like the US, anyone can go to sweden and become a swedish person living the swedish dream.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architecture_of_Birminghamlooks kino
>>204513474>moving to a place before visiting or even looking into itdumb bitch
>>204513584puttering
yo cody you ready for the road trip bro? bur ming ham alabama dude, im so stoked
>>204513595https://archive.org/details/thuleanperspective2017/2017-06-30+-+I+miss+you+Sweden.webmRIP Sweden
birmingham, alabama
Rorke unmasked
havent had lunch yet. might have it now and then have dinner at like 9pm or somethingweird day!
got a chicken moscow in the air fryer
Sat in four hours worth of traffic just to pick something up from Curry's.It was a hard drive.
>>204513474birmingham is a hellscape infested by ethnics
>>204513474bond street, new street, sutton coldfield and brindley place are the only habitable parts of Birmingham, and even then they're all worse than what you can find in pretty much any other city. It's probably the city that got fucked up the worst during the 50s-80s craze of tearing down every nice building it and building an ugly commieblock brutalist piece of shit in its place.
>>204513650
>>204513640>lunchChips don't count>dinnerDoritos and Tesco own-brand dip don't count
>/brit/ mongs cook 90% of their meals in a microwave, the rest of the calories come from energy drinks and an Indian on a moped with an JustEat box strapped to his back>eww an air fryerscreaming
>>204513683All of those options are within the same category (runt)
chucking some chips in an air fryer does not a gourmet chef make you
>>204513683You are shit at cooking Spainigger everyone knows it already
>>204513683get most of mine from biscuits
>>204513695straight up dropping truth nukes on his ass
doing chicken breast stuffed with pesto and mozzarella, wrapped in Parma ham in the air fryer later that's hardly a ready meal is it
>>204513683I'm at my grandparents' house and about to enjoy a delectable meal of roast partridge THOUGH
>>204513705schizo
>You are shit at cooking
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek this is me
>>204513663thought this was edinburghs campus for a second, they did the same thing there but the rest of the city is beautiful unlike poor birmingham
>cunt storms into the library in the room where it's just me sitting working>flings open a window right where I'm sitting>fucking freezing out>he immediately fucks off after dumping his bag going to be a petty twat and close it, because the fucking audacity legitimately boggles the mind
these deal or no deal deanos are beyond help lmao
>>204513728not far off. You've just cut open a chicken breast, put ready made pesto and mozzarella in it and plopped some ham on top. Hardly makes you gordon ramsay does it.
>>204513778was there in 2008 for uni and teviot and the surrounding areas were nice is it shit now?
rightim cracking open the cans
>I would like to cook some chips quickly>[extreme autistic screaming] NO NO NO NO
>>204513594come join /in/ EU4 multiplayer game british
>>204513683Yeah and? Why the fuck would you put effort into anything you didn’t want to? It’s ok to just have a chill life
>>204513792I bet you sit on the bus and let ethnics slam the window shut right above your head, don't you
>>204513663*broad street
this says a lot about society
*BING*WAHOOO DINNER'S READY!!!
>>204513799how is that not cooking you moron if someone did the same but with some more spices and put it in the oven you would think okay yeah i respect thatinb4 noo that's baking not cooking you'll either argue semantics or just keep moving the goal post on what really is actually cooking until you have to take everything from the ground and then some
>>204513826normal reaction from someone who eats oven chips
Air fryers are just convection ovens rebranded so you’ll buy a convection oven and another convection oven thinking it’s something different.
>>204513876>If someone improved the recipe and cooked it it would be cookingfucking hell no flies on you mateI don't consider heating something in the microwave cooking either
I think from now on, every time I make a post I'm going to mention that I'm putting something in the air fryer at the end.That way I know for sure if somebody has read it and I will get a guaranteed reply.
>>204513880Jewish tricks basically.
this country needs to seriously get a grip and air fryers are not the way to do it OK?. underclass eating like babies as per
>>204513880I am also a fan of Fatnology Queernections. That said I also watch his videos until the end before regurgitating them on 4chan.
>>204513901mini oven (air fryer): not cookingoven: actually cookingmakes no sense
I love turkey twizzlers cooked in my airfryer and a 2L bottle of happy shopper cherryade on a Friday night
>>204513923>underclass eating like babies as perGuarantee you're a rentoid and your lunch today involved the kettle and a carboard cup with korean or japanese writing somewhere on the side
>>204513814yeah im talking there, on the other side of the big open area where the libraries towers and lecture halls are. those buildings are crap
>>204513970Peak Womfy
>>204513958Correct
it's no NUT november not no novocaine november
a fatty farty fatty party
got some fatnology queernections on
>>204513873the gastro triple cooked chips are alright for oven chips tbf, just turn them once halfway through cooking
>>204513444>>204513517it's emmett, the psycho ward finally let him out on parole
something about the term womfy just makes me think the author of the term is a lazy neet
CHEESE CAKE?!
>>204514074probably because it was the catchphrase of a lazy neet
>>204514008It's actually poovember, the challenge is you poo every day in November
>>204514093rip ulster (whos not dead)
>>204514054ate too many of those when steaming and dipping them in mustard and mayo and made myself sick recently desu
>the rentoid now panicking and checking his flat for cameras because I guessed exactly what he had for lunchSCREAMING
tunisia? i hardly knew her!
>>204514141Aha x
>>204514074You are correct
the best album of the 80s, as broadly speaking as possible?duran duran - rionot even up for debate
How do I find a nasally voiced, glasses wearing, librarian gf who is cute in that autistic socially inept kind of way?You know exactly what I'm talking about. Can't stand slags, but would love a lass like that to hold and sit on my lap.
>>204514196have some fucking shame
>>204514195Ahh Tunis.... Where the great city of Carthage once stood.I sincerely hope you have visited the wondrous historical sites your nation has to share.
your sexy
>>204514217Lol for what exactly?
the great lull of 5pm to 6pmthe turkey dinosaur stall as its known
>>204513045Or.. yknow... you could have spent brainpower better than making weird assumptions based on what electrical appliance someone uses?
fucking state of the bints my age on dating apps. early-mid 20s and they look middle aged we all have the chance of young teenage love with shapely cute girls and i missed mine!
Labours tax change on farms means that a 200 acre farm will require to spend 159% of profits in order to pay off inheritance tax changeSo in other words Labour is going to either cause food prices to increase by 200% or end UK farming
No matter how desperate you are to piss, DO NOT ask to use the bathrooms in a gay leather club.
>>204513982what is that a reference to?
>>204514128quite based
>>204514254nah, air fryers are proper reddit
>>204514278sorry to hear about your da
>>204514244Lol you know exactly what you should feel ashamed about
>>204514256I had mine and treated it like it was nothing. Destroyed it. Can’t believe how arrogant I was
>>204514261Get fucked Toryboy, nobody is buying your shite.
>>204514203Metallica - Master of PuppetsIron Maiden - The Number of the BeastJudas Priest - Screaming For Vengeance Slayer - Reign in BloodMotörhead - Ace of SpadesBlack Sabbath - Mob RulesAnthrax - Spreading the Disease All better than the gay boys you posted
>>204514290Incels love them Too thick to cook properly
>>204514322Cool *your food bills increase by 200%* you should have voted catholic
>>204514306Oh ok nothing then
>>204513420But what's the point of them wearing a skirt if I can't ogle or grope themRather ruin it for them and others too
>>204514350Project on
*rapes my own arse*
>Or.. yknow...
incels love to eat shit like hot pockets like they're still 12 years old
>>204514203Shit taste
and it was all my own fault for spending my formative years in my smelly bedroom guzzling pepsi max playing fifa and watching wwedespite many many threats dad never did anything about it wish he'd slapped the shit out of me or locked me out the house until i made some friends or touched a girl or something
>>204514345You forgot Megadeth - Peace Sells
>>204514388go on thenremember, as broad as possible
>>204514400>spending my formative years in my smelly bedroom guzzling pepsi max playing fifa and watching wweKino.
>mum, could you put my captain birdseye fish fingers in the oven please, I'm busy explaining to my online friends that air fryers are for plebs>mum>mummy>MUM!>oh yeah, she's at Rasheed's house tonight[this actually happened]
>>204514358>voted catholicWhat does this even mean you tard
>>204514376I can only imagine right specimens posting soyjaks
air fryer was a funny gimmick for a few posts now you're over doing it.
Just ordered an air fryer
Sir Air Fryer
test says you're an air fryer pal
>>204514417
being canadian was a funny gimmick for zero posts but now you need to leave
>>204514444Had children PrayedRejected the conservatives Rejected Labour
Maryam was 14 when she gave birth to Yeshua. Mental that Yahweh would impregnate a 13-14 year old. Nonce bastard.
do you lads wash your rice before putting your rice cooker in your air fryer?
Wondering what a modern 21st century version of theocracy would be like for white people I don't think it'll be Christian in nature. It probably won't be as fanatical as Islamism is, either My guess is it would probably end up a bit like Scientology or NXIVM.
Should I point out that you can't fry air?
>>204514500Oh so you're another 15 year old alt right incel tradLARPer kek Can't wait to see you cringe half to death when you grow out of it
>>204514528Do you have ANY proof you can't or are you just talking shite?
>>204514485more or less the same calibre as rio no?
>>204514553[he says on an anime website in a thread talking about poo and air fryers]
>>204514514don't ever say shit like this ever again
poo fryer
Thinking about ordering a whiteboard and a few felt tip pens so I can keep a tally of how many people I send fucking flying with my witty responses.I reckon it will need to be about 3 metres wide.
thoughts on microwaves?
toil donepasta bake for tea
*says shit like this ever again*
>>204514611I don't consider Croats to be people, let alone white.
I can't afford an air fryer whats the best alternative
liam's istmer
>>204514631you could tally all the women you've shaggedwouldn't even need a pen hahaha
>>204514553Would be weird you saying this to me like saint Aidan “here comes the alt right incel"
>>204514647you've been warned
>>204514651fortite battle pass
>>204514637Bit weird it's called after what it uses to heat rather than the action itself. Wouldn't a better word be microwaver?
>>204514637yeah good use them all the time to heat up frozen fruit, kippers or milk
>>204514666>those trips Says it all
>>204514574I was just kidding trying to get a rise out of you If I had honestly pick I would say Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden is leagues better than any other new wave / rock adjacent album
ALEXA, ORDER SILICONE SEX ARSE
you now remember the "evil" hang glider who yelled insults at people as he flew past them
People were queuing up before ALDI opened today to get Kevin Carrot soft toys and one person even spent £85 on multiple of them.
Been shitting out my arse all day like Tony Soprano
>>204514631>I reckon it will need to be about 3 metres wide.this is what you tell workers at the clothes shop when you ask about trousers fatass
>>204514723Hamas on a mad one
Protestant in Brazil.Catholic in England.Shia in Syria. High status marker.
this nonce sent a photo of him with a toy up his arse and a cock cage on and the noncehunters are questioning about it in front of his dad
>>204514716hell of a pick
way too many schizos in /brit/ latelyi propose we, the council of sane people of /brit/, formally relocate our headquarters to /ukg/ - The United Kingdom General and abandon the schizos here to have at each other until the situation is resolved (by which i mean indefinitely)
>>204514743It for a good cause de lad
>if we change the name of the thread the schizos will go away! that will work!
>>204514756Absolutely horrendous banter from a yankoid yet again
Some people have strong opinions on the nation of Ukraine.
>>204514824morons like you who don't understand irony would also be included in the schizo or at least paraschizo category and remain behindin fact, it's better if no americans come at all
>>204514883Any country that celebrates an independence day is not a real country
I’m going to hell, T
>>204514960Jesus Chist Cristopah
>>204514960You fucked a dog?
>Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus>Following a tense armed standoff with the pop superstar, authorities uncovered a large arsenal of illegal drugs and firearms inside the 14-time Grammy Award winner's Eras Tour bus.
>>204514890yeh knew this response was comingyou're not better than anyone else
>>204514239I'm on holiday mate, only posting here because I'm on a 6 hour bus and lost my headphones But yes I've visited Carthage
FUCK palestineFUCK islamFUCK your pedo prophethope Israel turns you into a car park
Tranny Janny discord raider vpn clubhouse party waheyyy
airfryerberg just exploded
>>204515025Israel, famously anti-nonce country
>>204514997anticipated it and you did it anyway did you? mate if you want to prove my points for me at least try and make it a challenge
I live the life of the sad man.
Really need the toilet de lads
christ whats with all the JF's?
>>204515042Exploding with flavour more like, and in half the time
IT'S THE WEEKEND (for me)
>>204515071Men's is round the corner on the right
this is the rhythm of the shitethe shite, oh yeahthe rhythm of the shite
>>204514960There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem
How do I know I’m not getting robbed I’m buying a ps5 for £300 cash in carpark at 7
>>204515111what about holy water
>>204515103best post of the thread so far
aha the boys
>>204515131bring lube just in case
mental how ugly and unkempt our women are when you see them next to some east asian students here
LIVERPOOL
several things, all of of uncertain consequence (but almost certainly low), will happen in /brit/ within the next 5 minutes
Walt Whitman ova here
>>204515066i anticipated it because your idiotic post showed you had your head up your ass and you've proven me right try reading a book or literally anything else productive instead of seething on 4chan. advice from a person who has sex to another who only acts like he does
>>204514960Tony did nothing wrong. Christopha was either going to be paralysed for life or die in hospital. He put him out of his misery early.
>>204515142huns
>>204515178spoilers you fucking cunt
>>204515166Shame theres not a single decent person in that entire city
>>204515147I’m serious man
>>204515178he killed him because he was a liability
>>204515175dang that's totally rad bro, how cash was the shit?
wish i had a kangoo friend to hug all dayaussie bastards deprived us of that
lads blink twice if you have american flags filtered
mark hollis might be my favourite vocalist
>>204515208could have been better tbf
something to mull upon
might start borrowing money from the gf
why am I so self-conscious lads
>>204515256I looked at her pits first
>>204515269you tell me
>>204515246dont know who that is
on a wiki benderhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre_denial
>>204515293lead singer of talk talk
>>204515273odd
>>204515303dont know who they are
>>204515191it's fucking ancient lad get a grip>>204515207that was definitely part of it but not the main reasonhe loved him like a son at the same time, he helped him get clean for a while when he openly said most druggies in the mafia would get a bullet in their head instead
>>204515269high iqor parental abuse
every internet place will have undesirable people, you will never acquire a "based" space with people just like you online. this is the nature of the internet take it from someone who has tried extensively to find that, it genuinely does not exist. go outside and create it in person instead
New>>204515357>>204515357>>204515357
next cunt who doesn't make the new is getting glassed
>>204515334yeah well you could do us the decency of fucking off out of ours
