bronze age edition
>>204528289i want to be like her, hot and smart ^^
sir rear shaker
joke
I use brit lingo on outer 'chan
>>204528303>remix news & viewsIll believe it
>>204528289When we two parted In silence and tears,Half broken-hearted To sever for years,Pale grew thy cheek and cold, Colder thy kiss;Truly that hour foretold Sorrow to this.The dew of the morning Sunk chill on my brow— It felt like the warning Of what I feel now.Thy vows are all broken, And light is thy fame;I hear thy name spoken, And share in its shame.They name thee before me, A knell to mine ear;A shudder comes o'er me— Why wert thou so dear?They know not I knew thee, Who knew thee too well—Long, long shall I rue thee, Too deeply to tell.In secret we met— In silence I grieve,That thy heart could forget, Thy spirit deceive.If I should meet thee After long years,How should I greet thee?— With silence and tears.
>>204528343did not read kys
>>204528289>blonde womenEWWWWW
>>204528364sad!
>>204528293>>204528297Mongs
>>204528403this is me literally right nowbut I might fall asleep soon
kitboga's youtube channel has struck a major blow against india's reputation
Girls in short skirts ladsCorrrrr amirite
>>204528419mine was first fuck off
gonna get some books for christmas. any reccies?
>>204528427SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
>>204527719Every right-wing grifter that’s 80IQ and shouts about a racewar or mass deportations is called a fed by 90IQ chuds seething because they’re being blatant about it.Doesn’t occur to them that it’s a gentlemen similar to themselves but only slightly less intelligent.You see that in NSN here.
>>204528442How To Come Out To Your Parents
Need to work out but she won't get off me
>>204528427honestly people are really waking up to how utterly shit india is. So many travel vlogs revealing the filth, deprivation and constant scamming there. Truly a dire place
>>204528472Lend us yer copy la
I love india, the history, culture and women and you won't change that
eggs: sunny side upchips: air friedit lush
>>204528494Got wank stains on it
Indians reputation in the 20th century:>thoughtful, intelligent>religious sages>very deep perspective on the world>trendy>the beatles go there to seek wisdom>hippies convert to buddhism and hinduismIndians reputation in the 21st century:>smelly, dumb>rapists>immigrate everywhere and ruin everything>extremely cringe culture>tourists who go there complain about the smell and sexual harassment>not even leftists care to defend themSeriously WTF happened Indiabros?!
Alri lads
>>204528469Shup ya twat
yummers
ameriniggers are the least intelligent people in the whole wide world
>>204528516In the 20th century the "good parts" of Indian culture were feats of orientalist imagination, and nowadays we see the reality
German SAUSAGE and BEER
Just remembered my dads way of giving me the talk was buying me some fucking book about itHes such a fucking mong, you knowNo wonder I'm not a shagger.
>>204528520See my post:>>204528533
don't get it
>>204528579Never had "the talk" me. just started shagging at 15.
never had the talk
>>204528582don't take credit for my posts you child molesting nigger
are we this bad yet
never had the talk either, i learned everything i know about sex from watching porn
>>204528593>talk with poztralian>they seem normal>brown person enters>pozzie suddenly starts talking about how he's 1-gorillionth aboriginal, how his ancestors hail from the bungabungoo tribe and he hates the racist british colonistsEvery time.
>>204528600must have been surprising when your dad mounted you
>>204528612your dad didn't talk tuah?
>>204528600Thats how it shouldve been. Unbridled curiosity. I never had a chance.
>>204528643>the greek nonce is fantasising about noncingcourse
>>204528612instead daddy or uncie provided some practical experience
>>204528593When I’m with aussies I use mate when I’m with a brother I use brotha. Simple as.Only time I ever use bro is with americans and indians ironically.
>>204528652in my case, some bird who hung about with us but never actually spoke ever kissed me on her mate's suggestion and then we went and shagged under some stairs in a block of flats lol
This is the legacy of Blairismhttps://x.com/rachelhalliwel5/status/1857168676459303043
>>204528518Used to do this with my hamster, he was such a bro. Hamsters are unironically such nice pets if you treat them right. They get to know their names and love a good cuddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVOYgbIe5B4need an unrepentantly autismo gf
looking at houses in america, like Cascadia, genuinely so beautiful, would cut my left bollock off to move there, a million miles from the cities, surrounded by nature
>>204528683>british politics is either cost of living because of immigrants dragging down the pay or immigrants raping childrengrim
>go to britain's oldest pub>the next day go to another britain's oldest pub
>>204528717That's not an "autismo gf". That's a porn addict. And that's fucking disgusting. Women who watch porn are repulsive. Distinctly male-brained behaviour.
>>204528726owo whats this?
>>204528721Heading there in 6 months when pupberg is old enough
>>204528743has it occurred to you that she was joking? incel moron
>>204528782That's not something to joke about. Would you joke about fucking kids? No, fuck off.
>>204528717Grim
>>204528792you're one of those self-righteous incels who thinks that nofap will fix all his problems
>>204528726literally nobody is marching in time lmao, RN is pathetic
>>204528792First day on brit?Though I suppose spaki isnt really joking....
>>204528683>you should attack people who had nothing to do with your sister… because you just should okayYawnA sad backstory doesn’t justify being a terrorist. Whether it’s for that rat Sinwar or him.
>>204528813Not really. Nofap is obviously bullshit. Masturbation is completely natural and normal. But pornography is obscene, mentally fucked-up, and should obviously be banned.>>204528826I'm simply of stronger moral fibre than 99.9999% of other 4chan users. I'm too good for this website, really. Too sensitive, pure and emotional.
Beef stew farts. Vile. At this time of night.
>>204528721same. yank matey of mine reckons i should move to washington cuz it's dour as fuck and closest to the uk. or maybe upstate ny. can get a lovely lakeside home for like 250k
>>204528847blog on you boring bastard
>>204528662What do brown people have to do with it
watch porn for the story
>>204528869No. I feel a moral imperative to share my most-excellent thoughts with the world.
ghost horror movie except when they're out alone on the playground the ghost children are singing "kiss from a rose"
>>204528726are they canadian
>>204528341https://www.yahoo.com/news/more-100-german-legislators-back-161229774.html?fr=yhssrp_catchall
>>204528593"brother" is just the clean version of saying "nigga", that's why hulk hogan says it so much
Total Brother Death
>>204528662>Only time I ever use bro is with americansplease stop doing that
>>204528847>pornography is obsceneDepends what kind
Narrowly avoided an existential crisis.
>>204528974Alright Sartre
>>204528968Pretty much all of it is.I mean, I say this as someone who used to be an avid enjoyer of amateur pornography. But even that comes from a very depraved source.All porn is inherently suspect. For one thing, you are literally sitting there watching another man have sex with a woman. You are taking the role of the cuck. Most porn is therefore cuckoldry. And that's disgusting.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
anyone else dealing with a heavy flu/cold?feel like shit and cant get to sleep because of all the caffeinated teas I’ve drunk
saving ryan's privates
>>204529010>you are literally sitting there watching another man have sex with a womanNo I'm not because I don't look at that kind of porn
>>204529065did for the last 2 weeks but got some antibiotics and amnt too bad now
lot to think about
Can diabetic women have sugar daddies?
>>204529077So you watch only solo porn? Even then, somebody (most likely a man) has to sit there and record it.And if your answer is "OnlyFans", well, then you're being cucked by the other men who are also paying for/consuming that woman's content.And by the way, lesbian porn still means you're getting cucked. You're just getting cucked by a woman instead.
>>204529111only with pajeetulin
>>204529068lewd
Holy BASED
>>204529115No, watching two naked women does not mean you're getting cucked. It means you're just looking at naked women.
>>204529136he literally does more than you do
sucking ryan's penis
>>204529158We're all naked in the eyes of god
>>204529080Symptoms started on Monday so I might have to call the GP
the most popular name for a man in france is "Kevin"
https://youtu.be/Yhmxt853Hys?t=252can you believe this jewish clown? they seriously can't help but play the victim at every opportunity can they?
>>204529180once got fluish symptoms and ignored them and it spiralled really badly and i was left completely unable to eat for nearly an entire month. lost almost 3 stone. was awful.
>>204529166She saw me doing curls and decided to do a workout of her own
>>204529186Bet they all whine
>>204529158>No, watching two naked women does not mean you're getting cucked.It quite literally does. You are being the passive observer of a sexual encounter between two other human beings. You are the cuck. You are sitting in the cuck-chair, stroking your lonely cock.Put it this way: If you were IRL sitting in a room while two lesbians shagged each other, and you just sat in the corner wanking, wouldn't you say that was being cucked?
>>204529200I will never believe a us flag on 4chan is performing any kind of workout other than eating, don't even try
>>204528871You just got to do what each persons most comfortable with >>204528963Why?
>>204529193>Video unavailable>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
>>204528516>20th century>we mainly see brahmin and they stay in their country>21st century>we see all the shudras and chandala and they're in our countrymixing of the castes is where they went wrong
>>204529217Have to workout all the time after getting injured
>>204529235>its da dalits saaar we brahmin are bro tier
>>204529232because it's a cringe word that no one should say
>>204529234oh i'm sorry to hear that, his behaviour is just unreal
>>204529235>brahmin>shudras>chandalaNone of these words are in the Bible.
>>204529249got injured swinging your sword at trees?
>>204529258And what exactly does his behaviour have to do with "DA JOOOOOOOOS"?
>>204529186le Kevin
>>204529282oy vey!
>>204528469Cope on incel
>>204529282he tries to jump the queue, then he gets stopped by customs agents and says that he has aboriginal heritage so he's exempt from having to wait in line and says he's being discriminated against, then they find a bunch of herbs and shit in his bag that he was supposed to declare but didn't, he acts like an obnoxious cunt the whole time
russia is one of the smallest countries
>>204529333>then he gets stopped by customs agents and says that he has aboriginal heritageSo he's a typical Poztralian. I don't see where "da Joos" come into this.
Humans are awful creatures, I much prefer to remain in my own company
>>204529345sigh if only you could see the video
>>204528289He got btfo by varg
>>204529345>misspelling words = instant biting satire
>>204529348>Humans are awful creaturesenter
>>204529276No, snowboarding and trail running
just watched waterloo
Does varg have any tattoos
>>204529249plant some garlic and red onions in those available spaces
>>204529367What are you referring to?
>>204529391your post and the fact that it sucks
>>204529397Which part of my post?
>>204529386don't know
>>204529388There's already a massive garden right across from it
I see marginal tax brackets as goal postsIf you're not in the 135+ range it's a sign to step up
>>204529425Do youhave any
>>204529411the part where you spelled words wrong on purpose and thought you were making some kind of point if you still don't understand, please commit suicide
>>204529452Which words did I spell wrong on purpose?
>>204529442no, do you?
>>204529386nohe's extremely against himwas just reading his schizo nonsense on twitter in another tab just now
hey guys how's it foing
>>204528289Any boring joyless bastard in
>>204529379love ritish tabloids
I've filtered non british posts and it's slow as fuck. it's lonely
>>204529458"the jews"
>>204529489figure I'll have a wank then marinate some ribs for tomorrow then check out the new holocure update
>>204528721Come home la
going to frequent an international board and not talk to anybody but people from my own countryvery good logic that
>>204529509But you do say it like "DA JOOS". That is how you sound like.
I didn't want to say this, but>cats are faggots>dogs are huge cucks>foxes are independent sigmas
>>204529531who?
*starts raining**immediately chucks on The Smiths - Well I Wonder*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Nlm92OE1w
Women shouldn't have rights
>>204529549more of a The Red Rock Deli guy
>>204529489ahaha yeah good mate hope you're alright on this drizzly friday
>>204529518will i be eaten by a hungry bear?
>>204529506have you tried https://reddit.com/r/casualukmight be more up your streak
>>204529542You.
>>204529460Nah but ive been day dreaming about becoming a laser tattoo removal artist
>>204529539cool story kurwa
>>204529482Thats good id have been quite upset if he had any
>>204529602why the sudden obsession? (I'm a third lad jumping into this conversation, hope you don't mind fellas)
I'm right
i've never posted on /k/ but i imagine the yank presence there must be close to 100%, i shudder to think of all the braindead rubbish that gets posted there
Really no point going on is there
>>204529641unfortunately /o/ is the sameno diversity in car culture to be found
>>204529624I feel good when somebody regrets their tattoos because it makes me feel better about myself and i want to be a laser tattoo removal artist so i can feel good when i tell people i cant remove their tattoos because of the size placement ink colours etc
>>204529641Never posted on /k/ but apparently it randomly became a Ukrainian propaganda board as soon as the war started in 2022, very odd that. One of those things that makes you wonder if there's state manipulation involved on 4chan board discourse
>no diversity Bruce's worst nightmare
>>204529622why?
>>204529666Because i like varg but i dont like tattoos
>>204529665Kek, Poztralians are gonna SEETHE at this
>>204529684no I found it quite funny lad aha
>>204529641they're all ex-redditors that were too right leaning for reddit
>>204529193aussies do it more and more obnoxiously desu
>>204529654why does it make you feel better about yourself ladbtw don't have any tattoos myself just wondering
>A TikTok influencer who made ‘disgusting and nauseating’ posts including one where she ‘joked’ about the ‘the Jews putting gas into gaslighting’ walked free from court today.>Fiona Ryan, who was wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf in the dock, also called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as ‘Nazi Yahu’ and livestreamed herself singing ‘I will wear my antisemite badge with pride’, to the tune of ‘If you’re happy and you know it’.>The mother was handed a suspended sentence this afternoon after District Judge Timothy Pattinson branded her ‘appallingly ignorant and misguided’ and said the posts were ‘anything but amusing’.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14083877/TikTok-influencer-antisemite-badge-gassing-Jewish-people-spared-jail.html
>>204529663/pol/ and /k/ have by far the most glowie surveillance for obvious reasons, maybe /r9k/ too because a literal school shooter posted a warning there about what he was going to do the day before he did it, whole board was flooded with journalists trying to get a scoop for at least a week afterwards, it was fun to fuck with them
>>204529713Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when i hear people say they regret their tattoos
>>204529738cause you're against tattoos and think they're a silly decision, or just because you like people regretting things generally?
will never understand the incel seethe over other people's tattoos
What kind of tattoos should I getI don’t have any kind of strong ideological or religious beliefs btw so it’s hard to choose something that I feel I won’t regret
>>204529764Get a willy tattoo
yapyapyap
>>204529764just something that looks cool like a vampire that's what I did
>>204529764>What kind of tattoos should I getnone
Flora is relaxing
>>204529752Mostly against tattoos with a splash of liking people regretting things
it's gay to fuck a mtf tranny and it's also gay to fuck a ftm tranny
>>204529801umm…. cute!
>>204529786getting the fear
>>204529786Looks like a computer monitor from star trek
>>204529812many people fail to understand this
>>204529812People who are trabsphobic are likely to he secretly trans themselves
>>204529786>>204529822ah yes, the I'm not actually doing anything at my work calendar. they usually get fired after a year
the profile page of an escort i once hired still says she's 24 4 years later, curious how prostitutes have control over time like that
>>204529812not gay to fuck anyone regardless of gender but deffo gay to be fucked by anyone regardless of gender
>>204529762It's literally only a 4chan thing. I don't really see anyone else bitch and moan about tattoos outside of 4chanSimilar thing with the whole circumcision issue, here on the 'chon you'd think male circumcision is a #1 controversial issue, outside of here nobody cares.
>>204529857guffawed at this post
>>204529850the say this about homophobia too, in any case it isn't true, at least not for me
>>204529812Fucking an FTM is undeniably gay.You are fucking somebody who has literally rejected their femininity and willingly embraced masculinity. Being masculine was not forced upon them, they CHOSE it.It's possibly one of the gayest things you can do, to be honest.
not (that) transphobic it's just gay to suck a willy no way around that fact
>It's literally only a 4chan thingholy cope. go outside
>>204529857It’s considered rude to check the age of escorts in South East Asia.
>>204528289CN
cock cage onvibrating buttplug in
>>204529860Its not mate people just are more vocal about it here
>>204529790Can I see?>>204529793Why? I think tattoos are pretty lit.
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateit takes guts to be gentle and kindover and over
>>204529860lots of progressive people dont like circumcision. lots of conservative people dont like tattoos.
>>204529910I have literally never in my life heard a man bitch about women having tattoos outside of 4chan.Sure, some men aren't particularly keen on it, but they don't rant about how "tattoos mean she's a slag and a whore" like blokes here do.
>>204529913Dont do it mate you will regret it
>>>/hr/4950452
>>204529885it's definitely gay but i still think it's gayer to fuck anyone with a Y chromosome no matter how feminine they present
happy friday assorted laddos
known plenty of my friends who got spontaneous meme tattoos and regret itpaying to ruin yourself permanently is so silly
>>204529928People care they just arent as vocal about it like people on here areMe for example
>>204529929Whys that?
>I think tattoos are pretty lit
>>204529945Not really. So long as a trans woman's soul is wholly female, and she presents and behaves as female, I don't see how it's "gay".The whole "femboy" thing on the other hand is extremely and conclusively gay. Arguably gayer than just fucking a normal masculine bloke.
>>204529959Difference being I decide whether I want the mark or not and what it looks like. The cow doesn’t.
deeply embarrassing how many users the r/Scotland subreddit has
>>204529913'ere you go
going out woop woop to go walkabout hunting roos with me boomerang and me woomera
>>204530002that'd be like one eighth of their population wouldn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce9VUb44GaI
>>204529955Because you dont even know what you want and youre asking people on 4chan what you should get
>>204530008didn't know you had tattoos turt, nice one
>>204530038Hes a ponyboy of course hes got tattoos
>>204530038yeah got 10 lad about to get some more
keep remembering embarrassing things I did over a decade ago
>>204529983nah souls are ungendered, trannies, similarly to homos, just have a chemical imbalance, possibly a birth defect
>>204530043didn't say I was surprised
>>204530046ktim
Since we’re talking about prozzies I booed one yesterday. I booked a motel room and waited over three hours for her to arrive. She was already late enough but texted me that she was going to be a little more late because she had to walk from the station to the motel. I offered to pick her up because I’m a nice guy.While we were going back to the motel she told me she doesn’t have a car and trains/buses to see all of her clients and I didn’t want to be rude but I was thinking wow, what a sad, hard life. Going through so much effort and bullshit just to earn a mere $120.Anyways, that’s the second prozzie I’ve seen this week and I’m planning to finish up with my favourite tomorrow. I’ve spent $400 dollaridoos so far and will expect to spend another 250 tomorrow.
Midnight Oil - Power and the PassionIs it, dare I say, one of the greatest songs ever made?
>>204529990yeah yeah potato potato
>>204530047If you believe souls exist, why believe they are ungendered? I feel it's entirely possible for a human to be born with a male body but a female soul, or vice versa.
>>204530070It’s undeniably a masterpiece that’s for sure
>>204530066lachie mate where do you get all the money from
>>204530066lachlan you diabolical
Computer, set a reminder for a tranny wank at o'one hundred hours.Authorisation Picard delta epsilon.
>>204530016nah about 1/10th
think this will be the next tattoo I get
>turt back>lachlan back/brip/ is healing
>>204530066you were supposed to call a cab for her
>>204530120Wow thats really... cool
Computer, locate Doctor Beverley Crusher.Doctor Crusher is in the shower.On screen.
awful gay post hours
WHAT ABOUT SNEEDIT ISN'T FAIRCHUCK'S HAD A FUCK NOW I WANT MY SHARECAN'T YOU SEEI WANNA LIVEBUT YOU JUST SEED MORE THAN YOU FEED
>>204530123all characters of my own creation to keep this general exactly where I want it
>>204530123That's not the OG lachlan, it's a bogan larping.
>>204530086it helps if you actually work and don’t live on the dole mate
>Reeves to let bankers have bonuses earlier as post-crash City rules loosened
>>204530161>sneedWhat the fuck is this? 2020? My god.
>>204530151Enterprise coming into contact with potentially hostile race.Troi leaves the room to take a shit and an inopportune moment.
alright steady on lachie no need for that
>>204530080souls aren't tied to biology or chemistry, gender identity is produced by the body itself and most of the time it aligns with biological sex, however sometimes it doesn't, hence the birth defect angle
Told my therapist I only have a wee bit of suicidal thoughts per week and she started scribbling notes for like 2 straight minutes. Don't think I was supposed to admit to that part.
>>204530179THE BANKERSTHE BONUSES
sneedem feedem
Computer, make a terrible post on /brit/
>>204530161Nollsie wouldn't won idol if this is what he went with
i'm a straight white cis male and there's nothing anyone can to do stop me
>>204529850i think you made this up without evidence to be honest
>>204530218Same mate im also a landlord and ive got blue eyes
>>204530218don't think anyone's trying to stop you to be fair
clicked on a 2 minute video interviewing some guy in israel got 35 seconds (approx) in before realising I didn't care
>>204530203Told my therapist I tried to hang myself and the most she did was sort of look a bit sad.
>>204529983you don't see anything inherently gay about sucking cock?
>>204530193>souls aren't tied to biology or chemistryI don't really agree with that. I believe our souls reflect fundamental aspects of who we are. I am male, and I feel my soul is distinctly masculine and that this is something which is unchangeable. I don't see why the same couldn't be true for a trans woman believing she is fundamentally female, or a trans man believing he is fundamentally male.
plan to be a landlord by the end of 2026
>>204530255Plotting your demise as we speak
>>204530046Still get a flop sweat when I remember that time in 2nd year when I just got up and walked out of English to go to the library to get a book because I saw a bunch of other people do it but I didn't realise they'd asked permission and the English teacher shouted my name after I'd left and I just pretended I didn't hear him because it would've been embarrassing and then when I got back to the class everyone was murmuring to me about why I'd just left without saying anything.That happened over 15 years ago and didn't even have any consequences on the day because the teacher just realised I was going to the library and didn't care anymore cuz he realised I was going to come back. And I still think about it til this day. Wish I had a normal brain.
>>204530203part of the reason i never bothered seeing medical professionals about suicidal ideation is that you're not actually supposed to tell them about it, and if i couldn't do that what would be the point?
>>204530248Most trans women (especially straight ones) don't really want their penises to be sucked, as far as I'm aware. For obvious reasons, it triggers their gender dysphoria. Many of them prefer it be unacknowledged during intercourse.
>>204530203She’s probably used to teenage girls discussing basic tier problems and actually had to do a bit of work for once
>>204530221Studies have suggested it
>>204530264no aaaaahhhh I'm one of the good ones*puts rent up on the 4 Indians renting my studio apartment in Western Sydney*
>>204530235Had a startling moment of realisation a few years back where I suddenly remembered that I'd tried to hang myself with my school tie like 8 times as a teenager lol. Had completely forgot about it for over a decade and then suddenly it all came flooding back.
>>204530267if it helps, a lot of people remember stupid shit they did when they were younger but other people are less likely to reminder the breadth of them as we are about ourselves
>>204530232already weird you even clicked on it
>>204530249it's all hormones mate, an example of this is before you hit puberty you probably thought girls were icky, then post-puberty you think about fucking them constantly, it's an example of your biochemical processes completely reframing your worldview, the soul is just a passive observer along for the ride
Any Warcraft 2 man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BfukC50chM
>>204530289Should have used a windsor knot mate
Do you want it babyLets make it realLets make it realOh ohhhhLost in time
>>204530290Id believe this if me and my mates didn't still talk about the lads who shit themselves in school.
>>204530273okay, but the ones who like having a penis or at least arent repulsed by it, you would suck their knob and you wouldn't feel gay at all?
>>204529549The outro makes me cum.
>>204530306shitting oneself at school is a pretty major event, walking to the library isn't
>>204530273Probably why that lad made the thai ladyboy really uncomfortable when he kept telling her to get her cock out and saying it was bigger than his
>>204530290had the opposite happen to me where I'd completely forgotten something cringe and my friend brought it up and reminded me and also informed me multiple people judged me because of it and I spun out for a good couple of months about it
i wrote "sneed" on toilberg's whiteboard the other day
I shit my pants a lot in primary schoolNever talked to anybody about it for over 20 years either
>>204530331that's also happened to me but I feel like those are exceptions to the rule
/brit/ posters literally defecated their pants in schoolnot surprising
>>204530289>>204530235>>204530203I was never suicidal, but have struggled with various forms of depression for most of my life.Apparently a rumour went around in the past few years that I'd "killed myself". I was contacted by an old university friend earlier this year, panicked as all hell, who believed I had "killed myself in 2021" and wanted to know if it was true or not. Allegedly most of the people I went to university/school with now believe I am dead.It's very strange to deal with this. It's like being a walking ghost. Sometimes I think about if I encountered someone from my past while walking in the street, I'd shout "BOO!" at them and giggle.
>>204530282you know i reckon you just made that up as well
>>204530314Fit English teacher once asked me about fisting in front of other students and I went beetroot and said "I'll explain later" and that only made it worse cuz it sounded like I was offering to fist her and she done a playful 'oo-er' type response and that only made it worse again. I'm sweating just thinking about it. Got dozens of things like that through secondary school that still haunt me.
>>204530341ahahaha>>204530346why'd you go around shitting yourself lad
shit myself in kindergarten and just spent the whole day pretending i didn'tdeliberately sitting down the whole day, standing as little as i couldat lunch i overheard my teacher talking with another teacher about a smell in class and i was like 2 metres away aha
>>204530376Not sure
>>204530372why'd she ask you about fisting lol
>>204530307>but the ones who like having a penis or at least arent repulsed by it, you would suck their knob and you wouldn't feel gay at all?No. I didn't say that. But if a trans woman pleasured my own penis, I don't see how that's "gay".
>>204530372fit teachers doing flirty put downs was always absolutely class
>>2045302672nd year as in uni or sixth form? If so that's weird because I did that all the time and nobody gave a shit and so did everybody else
reckon every school has their own poo story ingrained into the lore
this must be it. truly the last /brit/
come on get it made, choppy chop
Nostalgia...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYjW23FfCM
Yeah I shit myself, no it's banter.
>>204530346Asked to go to the toilet when I was 9 and the teacher told me to hold on cuz there was only 15 minutes left of school and I ended up pissing myself right there at the table in class. Somehow managed to leave class, walk through the school and go home without getting outed as a pissy pants. Somehow nobody fucking noticed. Can't imagine how horrific that would've been for me if they had.>>2045304112nd year is what we call Year 9 in England. Your 2nd year of secondary school
>>204530414we're engrossed in a discussion about embarassing antics, if you don't have anything to share then shoosh
>>204530399oh, so the penis is gay and male, but the bumhole is magically not gay and female for some reason. thanks for clearing that up
>if you don't have anything to share then shooshI sure have a lot to share, just not sure if I should share
>>204530395We were playing games cuz the exams were all done for the year and I used it as an answer in one of the word games. Thought I was safe cuz it was just among me and my mates, but she was standing right behind me and watching over my shoulder.
>>204530306I shit myself at school when I was in year one (in part due to another embarrassing memory of going to the toilet and being abandoned by the teaching assistant who brought me after she complained I was taking too long so I had a fear of going after that) and the lads that talked about it still brought it up in comprehensive schoolEven more infuriating was that they kept lying and saying it actually happened in year six
once pooed myself at a party as an adult and my friend offered to taxi home with me and pretended he didn't notice the whole timegood lad I miss him
>>204530437they probably did notice but pitied you too much to mention it, or perhaps they smelled the piss but didn't have enough evidence to accuse anyone of iti remember farting loudly during a presentation and no one acknowledged it, i later found out that some other kid was being blamed for it via rumours so i got off scot-free
>>204530437>2nd year is what we call Year 9 in Englandnah we called it year 9 at my school. 2nd year was sixth form/college
>>204530473ah, that's good banter on her part then
So a fair amount of you shit yourselves huh
i said MAKE THE FUCKING NEW
where's the SODDING new
*rattles the front door of the new*LET ME IN
>>204530483blud what
>>204530372was once beatboxing in maths class like a retard then randomly offered my male teacher if he wanted a beat-off as a laughdidn't realise the double meaning and he thought I was offering to wank him off
come onnnn i have an urgest post to make
Learning hindi to speak with the missus’s parents fluently x
>>204530519think that's clear enough mate
>>204530494shockingly high number of pants shitters here today I must admit
>>204530512>millwall tattoo
>>204530523love indian girlsrest assured i have many nubile brown girl pictures i could attach to this post, but i respect janmans authority
>>204530437>2nd year is what we call Year 9 in England. Your 2nd year of secondary schoolI'm in England and I've literally never heard this
was spooning with the gf once and she farted direcly into my ballbag which made them vibrate
I'd post a story if I had a brit flag, but my flag makes me too recognizable
get. it. made.not going to ask again.
Shake em upShake em upShake em upShake em
next person who doesn't make the new is a child molester
>>204528285>>204528285>>204528285cool edish still up
what an engrossing edition of /brit/onto the next one
>>204530488Na, I'd have got fucking RINSED if they'd known. Grew up in a rough area, you see.>>204530490>>204530551Sorry about the grammar confusion lads. I meant "2nd year is what we call the thing that you in England would call Year 9"
>>204530555Was she embarrassed
>>204530595don't know, think she was asleep
