electric blankets are for women
call me a knobhead all you want but i am not snidewhat does snide mean?
>>204535511dogshit no edition newfag idiot dullard frogposter edition
drunk again
>>204535624any evil feelings?
>>204535634just urge to commit suicide
>>204535624hate this porn addict art style where everyone's all sweaty what's the fucking point
>>204535644just post depressing webms instead, a healthy outlet
Here's an uplifting webm instead
On the toilet. Explosive diarrhoea you see
>>204535686screaming
>>204535692mihai salivating at this
>>204535619you are the living breathing french jerk archetype and you don't even realise it https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrenchJerk
any evil nigga man in
>>204535670ok ill take that deal
>>204535732good
>>204535396i wonder if foot fetishists get jobs in there
>>204535735yea me
trying to rise above a cold and get on with things
>>204535720>r/unpopularopinion>unpopular opinions are NOT allowed
*pisses on the seat of a public toilet*
>>204535511My ex ruined what little confidence I have I will never find her again. My last date went to so wrong she left me mid date to talk someone else. Love doesn't exist and women only care about material things
>>204535788
>>204535740what is wrong with that kot
I wish I were in my teens playing Gears of War 2 until 5am with my mates. Absolute freedom. I haven’t spoken to them in years and life is shit now
>>204535798shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>204535776lolwarband > bannerlord
>>204535692Still?? Thought you were in the recovery stage?
>>204535788>>204535801r-redditors?? being cringe jobsworth autists??? this simply CANNOT be....
remember when sjin got canceled
>>204535801have you tried just not going to reddit??
*takes article, doesn't push forward the rest for presentation*not my problem, wagie
>>204535807I still hang out with mates I used to hang out with in highschool. I frequently alternate between being glad we stayed in touch to thinking fucking hell I'm still just hanging out with these gimps like my life hasn't progressed at all in years
>>204535809It's true though women won't date autistic men unless they have money. I found out that I can't get love again so I might as well just have sex and treat them like they treat me
>reddiquette
>>204535850>thinking fucking hell I'm still just hanging out with these gimps like my life hasn't progressed at all in yearshaving some constants in your life is important
putting on my gay little jacket
>>204535873one of the best Lost episodes desu
>>204535838It's usually alright to find discussions about a specific topic if the mods aren't having a melty
counter strike is such an unfun game
corrr spaffcorrr poo
>>204535804he's an incel
>>204535860didn't even read your post nor have i read this one, i'm telling you to fuck off for being a boring blogging bastard not for the actual content in your posts, yank clown
>>204535884which one is that?i've never watched it
>>204535916the constant, brother
>>204535898hasn't been fun for about 20 years
>>204535916you've never watched lost?
DOOR STUCK!
>>204535906I am not blogging just preachingWomen in the west suck just have sex with latinas and Asians for money because let's be fair women only care about money so go somewhere they actually can suck your dick for 20 dollars and be 10s
first time i was with a prozoid i went down on her before shagging thinking thats what you were supposed to do with thembit grim on reflection
>>204535920i take it it's about what i'm saying then>>204535931i have not
>>204535965don't like the way it moves
>>204535985women say this about me when they see me out incelwalking
>>204535982it's a good show, give it a shot when you have some time
>>204535985it's a sun bear
>that scene in Rambo where Arnold Schwarzenegger jogs up the stairs to Philadelphia doing boxing moves while a music montage plays
>>204535998who's this big titted lady (would like to know so i can masturbate to her x)
had 4 egg n 2 toast slice for brek
>>204536002i probably will, why do you like it?>>204536023kill yourself
>>204536021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc
I hate people who say oh wants I get confidence and be happy girls will like me or that I will find someone. Well in the real world some people are meant to be alone and miserable. God punished me
>>204536043watched it back in the day, mystery kept you hooked, good characters tookate is tight
mad how it was perfectly legal to get pissed as a parrot and then drive home until the 1960s
>>204536068you need a good hard slap in the face
>>204536069i think i put off watching it because people said they didn't like the later seasons
>>204535977i havent had sex in so long i might start shagging prozzies my little willard needs some pussy. do you just go in and tell them to bend over and have at it for a minute or 2 then jog on home?
>>204536068you have to be at least 18 to post here mate
having a very bad hair day today lads!
might become one of those autists who can solve rubiks cubes in seconds
addicted to buying shoes
>>204536075I don't need one because I been beaten down by the world. I had one girlfriend she left me and I only been on one date afterwards which went terribly.
i should be allowed to open a pub where the pints are tax-free and you're allowed to smoke inside
>>204536169KTIM!!! Points at screen KTIM!!!!
>>204536109Everytime I ask for help or complain about not getting any dates it's >Lower your standards from a 6 to 3 >Bro have confidence trust me >Be positive >You will find someone
>>204536159Tits or gtfo
>>204536196I would like to invest in this business venture
>>204536099just take it as is
Mihai’s pooing in heaven right now
bending over and farting out a whole load of bum worms onto the wall like someone throwing a handful of cooked spaghetti
>>204536224that's not what i'm saying though is it
might pay some impoverished immigrant fella to wash the Golf
>>204536262No your gonna say I am a incel or I don't have a right to be angry after being used. I realized love doesn't exist. It's bullshit sold to us. I want to hold someone again and to be happy again but that won't happen so I am gonna be alone
farts and poos are sloppy again this morning after briefly firming up yesterday evening
>>204536262yet another yank who just wants to mutter to himself for a few hours lad just ignore him
>>204536298What did you eat?
>>204536297actually i have nothing further to add, take your whiny underage bullshit elsewhere please, for all our sakes
>>204536270Yeah my Audi is due a wash an allThinking of using one of those automated car wash things that I think are called AMC or something like that
A double-sided toilet for pooing and shagging at the same time.
why do yanks post here to be ignored instead of sticking to /cum/
need to stop doing ket and playing blackajck
>>204536345I am not underaged you fag I am 21
>>204536393Old cunt
>blackajck
>>204536403sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>204536298get a couple weetbix down the gob, stat
>>204536307>et another yank who just wants to mutter to himself for a few hoursktimneed the american heart transplant performedneed my soul buried in dixieneed the open rangeneed to shoot myself in a drunken stuporhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKt8i9_CIhk
>>204536393grow up then
Remember blackjack sweets? Yummy
the haka is embarassing really i dunno how new zealand got colonised but they really should have shot all the tribes before moving in
>>204536450I just feel miserable because I can't find love
>>204536459I remember not liking them
>>204536466>exterminate all the brutes!
>As late as the year before, his biographer Edmund Morris reported, Reagan was still strong enough to rake leaves from the family pool, but even that basic household chore had become tinged with sadness.>"He will rake leaves for hours, not realizing that they are being surreptitiously replenished by his Secret Service men," Morris wrote.Why would the secret service bully an old man with Alzheimer's?
>>204536496Dunno mate why don't you ask /cum/
contact with the outside world is a day ruined indeed
>>204536507Okay. Good idea, thank you.
tumberg growling like madpoo cyclone incoming
>>204536459luv blackjacks, luv fruit salads, corrr corrr corrrrrrrrused to get them for a penny each at the corner shop as a youngun
>>204536466the tribes nicked their guns and shot back
>>204536496Probably saw that he enjoyed raking leaves and that it gave him some sort of purpose. Better that than sitting in a chair, vacant minded and rotting away.
*surreptitiously replaces the leaves*
>>204536586Fruit salads yeahhhhhhhhhh
*starts doing a haka in the middle of the thread*
i eat 3 bags of haribos a day as the gelatin is excellent for my skin
>>204536612yummy yummy
how do i merge two sorted lists in python
Alri lads
>>204536603Bit like posting here then. We're all just raking leaves when you think about it.
>>204536634ask chat gpt
dem toil freaks really do be toiling
>>204536634pack in learning the high level drivel and learn to code in assembly languages
>>204536634Stackoverflow broken?
>>204536043be nice
the potential
What if we ended the co(((burg))) dynasty and replaced our monarch with princess Kako. she studied in britain by the way
>>204536616I think that video is the most cringe thing I've seen in 2024
akshually saw prime drinks yesterdaywhat the heck are they doing over here?
>>204536680Wonder how much Tarq BWC she had here
hatin ass niggas not my type of crowd
>>2045366802nd New Zealand flag!
>>204536642alri x
>>204536715give back my chagos
>>204536709she is a pure almost 30 year old virgin
Toilfu is leaving lads
wfh todaycant be arsed
gona do more ket and play more blackjCK
>>204536743ask her out before she goesmight be the last chance you get and she's leaving anyway so it won't be awkward if she says no
>>204536743
Oh my fauci
just put £30 on mike tyson to win via knockout in the second round lads
need to stop watching porn and start wfhtoil
take a picture with a midgetholdin these balloons(holdin these balloons)
>>204536788genuinely howl with laughter whenever someone says thissame with 'oh my zelenskyy'
>>204536796what kind of freak watches porn first thing in the morning
I thought love was real
>>204536468statistically speaking you probably never will, welcome to life sonny jim
>>204536819ever watched that michael fassbender film?
>>204536728>vaperno thanks
>>204536816I know right
>>204536819I do sometimes but only if I'm also wanking, then once the job is done it gets closed and my day continues not sure what that freak is doing just sat there watching porn to no end
>>204536819a porn-addicted freak
mental how gf havers just wake up and can immediately shag the gfnever slept in the same bed as woman me never mind having a gfberg
poo
yanks screaming at this
arse
>>204536874
>>204536468basing your own happiness and selfworth on the opinions of others is literally woman behaviouronce you detach from that and become the man you want to be it wont matter whether they want you or not
sex arse
>>204536890t. virgin
>>204536867i've slept in the same bed as a few women yet never had sex and i reckon that's actually worse
>>204536881thats a playstation analog stick>>204536899i'd rather be a virgin than a virgin with self esteem issues
wfh today for me de ladsin four, yes four days this week but not todayI'll shortly be going for a run and then I have maybe one hour of actual work to attend to before dossing the rest of the day trying to keep my teams light green
l'arse du sexe
colleague at work who has never talked to me about crypto mentioned that they bought some dogecoin last weekthats my sell signalits all going to come crashing down in a few days lads
>>204536931dexxxter's lab
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
that's when good neighbours become good friends
sex arse poo willy
>>204535418well she's just weird thensome people are like that due to their own problems with emotional repressionit's not a reflection of you
>>204536915It isIf girls let you sleep in the same bed as them in a non sexual way it means they haven't even viewed you in a sexual manner at allIf they say no it is because they have thought about sex with you and decided they don't like that idea
ein arschen von sexen
Lampshade in the kitchen has roses on it
>>204536984used to be a tatted up jew
Citroën Sexo
STRONGLY recommend people try the Cajun Spiced Chicken Pizza Wrap from Costa.
>>204536978yeah i know. although with one of them it was actually because we were both very into each other but i have a micropenis and was not willing to show it to her. the other 3 were all what you said though.
>>204537011wouldn't be seen dead in a costa soz babes x
>>204537011don't tell me what to do
>>204537011Advertising or begging
>>204537011>Pizza Wrap?
>>204537011strongly recommend you jump off the finnieston crane
>>204537005Remember back in the day when you'd see Saxos, Peugeot 106s, Vauxhall Novas everywhereThe wokes took this from us
>>204536943>The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)it's just a big joke to the elite
The lads did NOT like that post
Wes Streeting is a weird gay christian freak and his intervention in the euthanasia debate shows that he's also annoying as fuck
ah yes it's that time of year when our dogshit journalists put out endless articles about EXTREME weather bringing ARCTIC conditions every week but nothing actually happens
I'm white o algo
>>204537051I don't want it took off the menu.>>204537056Well I live near Glasgow so it can be done
>>204537076the court of /brit/ opinion has given its judgement, lock him up
>>204537073Stuff like this is why I just can't get on board the musk hype, for all his basedness he is genuinely a remarkably cringeworthy person
Woke up at 06:00 needing a wee but I couldn't be bothered to get out of bed. Slept another 3 hours with it all sloshing around inside me
>>204536890I am not a virgin I had a girlfriend and I missed her you wouldn't understand you never had love
get out there reagan, the leaves are back
>>204537098this is him
Get thee behind me, Diego
>>204537086kek, noticed this as wellevery time I open chrome on mobile there's a list of randomly selected news articles and there's always a dogshit local rag saying "[provincial town] due for ARCTIC BLAST and TWO INCH DUMP OF SNOW that will cause CHAOS"annoys me briefly before making me chuckle
>>204537076I thought everyone would just ignore it t b h
full moon tricking me into thinking it's morning time again
DIEGO DEAD AT 42. “DISGUSTING COCK” PER PARAMEDICS
sudden unexplained urge to visit costa coffee
>>204537172who?
going outside and pecking at the ground like a chicken
anyone remember how forced the doge meme was when it exploded on here? anyone with sense thought it was cringe and not funny. felt like an army of bots was forcing itseems like it's all coming to fruition now
thinking i might message on good reads maybe just a heart emojibut if she blocks me on there im fucked and i think the only channel left would email
>>204537195costa coffee? more like costa lotee
>>204537214think you should fuck up
ket and blackjakc toil
>>204535720Saw a post just yesterday where some woman in the New Zealand parliament tore up some bill she didn't agree with or something and started doing the haka.It was fucking CRINGE. I don't know why redditors are always like "WOAH, THIS IS COOL AND INTIMIDATING, LE BROWN WARRIOR CULTURE IS SO BASED"They signed an agreement to IMMEDIATELY bend the knee as soon as Britian turned up and then those that decided to get uppity got crushed. It's such a faggy culture, even Indians are less cringey.
drugmongs need gunning down
Carl Benjamin. Sensible Centrist
>>204537246i should fuck up what? or that i generally should fuck up my life? what do you mean?
are any of you actually alone. i speak to people all day at work and to familyberg sometimes. i wonder if theres any sad sod here who is actually all alone and has nobody to talk to at all
dreamt about tulsi
fanny chmelar? you know that my undertaker will destroy you at summerslam
>>204537271it's short for 'shut the fuck up'
>>204537214No different to frogs and soijacks. That sort of thing used to be called cancer
>>204537282why dream about tulsi when you have priti at home?
>>204537298it isn't though
>>204537298don't think it is
>>204537279>i speak to people all day at work and to familyberg sometimes.you speak, but do you talk?
>>204537302frogs have been around since the 'feels good man' days, practically a 4chan mascot. The hate towards frogs is a relatively recent trend
>>204537290nice image
80s women
fella in ukraine making bradders memes
>>204537328alri Descartes
a a a a am aam drink ad a da da da ad ad ad adnams gg g g g ghost ship there de lada
>>204537302those developed over time though, doge was quite literally just bam all over the site. i came on 4chan and it was just everywhere suddenly
>>2045373501,4,3,5,2
>>204537308>>204537320yes, it is
might live in the barrel like diopenis
YAAAAAAAAWNAnother day of air frying my food, this is the life.
>>204537401nah i think "fuck up" means to do something wrong
>>204537370doge has been around for over a decade mate
>>204537337Nah imageboards used to have a wide variety of different images. Now everyone expresses themselves in different variations of the same autistic pathetic green frog. a disgusting monoculture. Frogs have been around since the jurassic mate, it's only the last few years they've been spammed relentlessly as an avatar for the shit and useless
>>204537407enjoy your superheated Teflon particles
>>204537306she's a tubby oaf
>>204537415still in shock that he went to everton
Sometimes take posts like >>204537213 and place them directly in the lads group chat and they get good laughs
>>204537420yes mate i remember the day it randomly exploded that's what i'm saying
>>204537415her name is shaniqua
>>204537416it can have multiple meanings
rummaging around in my arsehole in search of a poo
>>204537444do NOT talk about are Priti that way
>>204537444fighting words
>>204537213great post
Gonna get the ISA topped up
Diego will be giving free commentary on Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul, over on his new BlueSky account
ad ad ad ad ad ad ad adnams ghost shib
make a fish foundation
>>204537452gib royalties
nineteen-nineteen and nineteen-ninety sound too similar in this language you made.fix it. now.
>>204537482who'd buy stinky makeup?
there's a leaf dangling in mid air outside reckon spiderberg has it on his strings
had a blood blister on my finger for a week now, hope it's not permanent
>>204537452Bet you copy and paste Belgiumnonce's posts into the group chat as well.
dangling a leaf
>>204537519post pic pls
>>204537521Yeah?Well guess whatYou're wrong
still not as bad as that post the lad made on /sp/
deep fired haggis (diaper)
>>204537552corrr corrr
cash isa mong is here again
i said abdams gobe shid
industrial /brit/end of post
ive dreamt about her and different situations where we get back together or going back over the breakup every single night since she left just want it to end lads im so fucking lonely
>>204537546pour vou
>>204537557Not even close to what you could post ten years ago on normie sites like sickipedia under accounts linked to personal email addresses
cold out
are charli
>>204537594corrrrrrrr
babababab
>>204537604based tortoise
i SAID IT ADNAMED GHOSD SHIB DE LA
make a penchant of calling my gf gay any time she says she loves me which she finds HILARIOUS
looked up my name on google and some idiot with the same name as me has went and become a nonce. another one has got done for shoplifting.
>>204537594alri monkey manhairy fella aren't you? *dangles banana in front of you* ooh ooh ha ha
-1 overnight next week
>>204537594get it eaten
It's interesting the way that Sons of Anarchy portrays the Irish as the worst possible people. Child kidnapping, murderous, backstabbing terrorists, self-righteous religious obsessives
>>204537640i love the way you love
>>204537642alri Mohammad Nawaz
>>204537649you are jealous of all my manly testosterone>>204537655it is actually under the skin otherwise I probably would have picked and scranned it by now
>>204537659i heard they go to ireland in it is it norf or souf?
>>204537659not wrong are they?
Thinking about how I used to sit at the back of class with my mate and chat shit until one day he started taking some of the stuff I said and saying it louder for the whole class to hear so they thought he was funny.Felt like a weird betrayal.
>>204537659yea, terriblei love you brother *deep tongue kisses you*
>>204537651you mean actual cold weather during November? perish the thought!
>>204537673get the knife and fork outget the napkin tucked inget it eaten
>>204537690>>204537690>>204537690
>>204537696I work with a lad who moans about the cold whenever it drops below 15c outside, bet he's quivering and shaking at the thought of -1c
