>>204644098
kino
i'd work there tbf

This will be the next /cum/ thread

cum

i don't make the rules i just follow them

look at this
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731910533300069.jpg

>>204646717
The mic sounds NICE!!
https://youtu.be/FgCNlj8srQA?si=Vf0_aBANbOZnUAh6

>>204646717
Is this a prostitute you're looking into?

>>204646785
if prostitutes were 1% of that i wouldn't be a virgin

I should probably get a prostitute just to make sure I don't have erectile dysfunction from MASTURBATING CONSTANTLY

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Just watched this Canadian kino
There was random Justin Trudeau-esque brown face in the middle of it lol, complete with an Osama Bin Laden joke (this movie is not a comedy)

https://youtu.be/aVfWx9282y0?si=LuuS0D6JhMX5IKgd
Now this is a great song

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Shitstack is BACK!!!!!!

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>>204646933
>image
>It's real
How have I not heard about this yet

Gotta shit.

>>204646933
I saw the video. Didn't know it was poo lmao

>>204644098
people used to hand draw silly shit like this and now AI can do it with a couple of sentences

Shitting now.

Just shat.

>>204647120
That was fast.

>>204647120
keep us updated

>>204647132
>>204647137
Wait I think there's more coming down the pipe.

>>204647144
Keep us updated

>>204647156
Just emptied my guts.

Just spewed.

Bout to wipe. Hope I see some seeds.

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Currently in the process of seething

>>204647221
You can't seethe in spain. That's reserved for us thirdies.

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>>204647239
>You can't seethe in spain.
>That's reserved for thirdies.

gonna fap to jav

I regret to inform you cumpies that there was indeed no seeds in my shit this evening.

Fapping is actually really gay if you think about it.

>>204647317
Only when you do it because you fap to gay porn

i'm drenched in poo

>>204647334
I neither watch porn nor fap.

gonna fap to other anons ITT fapping

>>204647297
I was working on a girl for months and she seemed to like me, then I made one joke she found offensive and it was over immediately

>>204647363
did you make fun of BBCs

um hello?

>>204647363
What was the joke doe

Make fun of those wachy native americans just existing. I want to see your butthurt ass melting down to the mere fact people acknowledge them. Let me know how much it triggers you

>>204647357
gonna fap to gay shit so by definition ur a gay 2 hahaha OWNED fegit

>>204647485
We were talking about how a guy got fired and I said it was because he was black and said the manager is racist (the manager is also black) and she got all weird about it and stopped talking to me.

>>204647661
she's racist

Horrid thread

>>204647661
Is she black

>>204647661
never make fun of BBCs

>>204647543
akshully i'm a woman so it's very straight, sry chuddy

>>204647705
No but shes vegan so I suppose I should have known better than to say anything even somewhat spooky

>>204647751
Strange, maybe you came off a certain kinda way without meaning to.

>>204647711
they are very frail

Cigarettes in Australia are among the most expensive in the world, with the average price of a pack exceeding $50:
Cost per pack
A pack of cigarettes in Australia can cost over $40, and a 25-stick pack of Marlboro Gold cigarettes costs around AUD48.50 ($35.63).

Holy moly

>>204647846
There are plenty of guys who pick up hundreds of cartons of cheap cigarettes in low tax states and drive them up to New York, and Los Angeles to sell at a discounted rate. Cheap whites.

>>204647846
business idea: become a cigarette smuggler

>>204647846
What's crazy is you see how the bongs are arresting people over tweets and trudope steals peoples bank accounts for protesting lockdowns but Australia is the biggest, insanest nanny state ever and they just put up with it.

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OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

I CANT STOP THIS FEEEEELING
DEEP INSIIIIIIDE OF ME
GIRL YOU JUST DONT REALIZE, what'chu do to me
When you hold me
in your arms so tight, you let me know
Everythings alriiiight
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *dun dun* IM HOOKED ON A FEELING
IM HIGH ON BELIIIIEVIN
THAT YOURE IN LOOOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEE
IM HOOKED ON A FEELING

>>204647869
Every pack of cigarettes you buy legally has a paper tax stamp on the bottom on the pack, pressed to the cellophane. It's not so easy to sell them in a regular store because people from the state periodically check your inventory. Selling cigarettes without a tax stamp is a big no-no. Getting into forging tax stamps is just asking for even more trouble.

i think i should be having nervous breakdown, but i just feel nothing. like television static. it's not so bad.

>>204648166
Try taking rapid shallow breaths while thinking of your problems and listening to this
https://youtu.be/0qXmxVySMzw?si=dfse_vop_C-cCJgP

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*punches u*

i still have a headache guys

I am a headache.

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Don't go wasting your emotion
Lay all your love on me
Don't go sharing your devotion
Lay all your love on me

>>204648273
I want her to beat me to death

>>204648418
she won't she likes to watch you suffer

Time for your reminder that 1) the human circadian rhythm is closer to that of mars than earth and 2) the surface of mars is consistent with massive nuclear bombardment

>>204648548
lol

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>>204648567
The CIA publishes the craziest stuff on their website.

"Oh yeah we had professional remote viewers, yeah, we asked them to go visit Mars one million years ago. What did they see? Pyramids, obelisks, a dying elder race looking for a new home. Anyway its declassified now."

>>204648548
I guess we just threw away all the space ships when we got here

>>204648606
you expect spaceships to last for hundreds of thousands of years?

What's a good HDMI splitter to bypass the HDCP for PS3?

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>gaystation

>>204648670
What is hdcp

>>204648694
high definition Cheese Pizza (he's a pedophile)

Poop

>>204648711
LOL

>>204648758
Haha this guy gets it

cum lol

lolcum

Wtf

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

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>>204648861
s-sorry...

age is NOT just a number nigga you finna die

Silent (but deadly) fart

i will never not be an incel

Made a sandwich with some buttered toast with hot sauce, and leftover omelette + bacon

>>204646880
watched that for the first time a couple months ago. such a great movie. I really liked the main guy's voice

>>204649472
yummy

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Buttered toast

im hungry but momberg is still asleep

>>204649955
Pathetic.

>>204649999
i dont know how to cook

>>204650027
Best time to learn is when youre hungry and your mommy is still sleeping

>>204650052
but i dont want to burn down the house

>>204650065
Then dont nigga its pretty hard to burn down a house when you realize an oven is built to withstand temperature over 500 degrees and you can always just shove any fire that starts in there and close the door

>>204650080
ill think about it alright

>>204650122
idiot...

I can’t function because I have a small dick

>>204650134
Girls have small dicks and they function fine

is 4chan lagging

>>204650203
no

>>204650250
its not anymore

>>204650271
I think you were just hallucinating

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Currently reading.

>>204650361
>reading fiction
cringe woman
post your rear end

>>204650412
imbecile

>>204644098
testing testing
rock awn marines
McDonalds is forever

>>204651318
based lion flag
but then i saw your flag, and cringe

Why are you all so gay? Is it the times?

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Canada is being a weirdo. myself i would rather trust the invisible hand
we can go our separate ways

im lacking in the girlfriend department
i need to go to the girlfriend department store

stepgirlfriend

I've started having intrusive thoughts about goths getting fucked by thick, glistening BBCs
This site ruined me

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this is my life now

>>204651555
first of all, youre gay and dont even like girlrs
second of all um stop

you people (on this site) talking about black dicks and "girls" is literally the exact same as the South Park episode in which Mr. Garrison wrote an erotic book before he came out of the closet

horse trainer

Soooòòoooy un perdedor!

wait actually both those flagposts are the same person probs

ehhhhhhhh peje

ehhhhhhh Benedict Cumberstanch

No 15 minute timer today
Very nice

need wifegf and stepgirlfriend daughter

have rolled a cigarette now so ill start giving you the rundown of how my week went now

eugh something smells like a childhood but still really shit or "best you can get" game youd play in a library or something

ok that black person/anon is definitely putting on an act but this point

OK, so yesterday, i saw a guy wearing a furry tail and i shouted at him

im not more interested in the concept of sex than i am having it and i will

at the jobcenter, i told my work coach that it smells nice at his desk (he was at another desk than his usual one)
i said that it smells like butter im pretty sure. and it did smell ike butter or something
but actually it was probably that woman at the desk next to him (the one with the fat belly). and, as a matter of fact, i hope that it was her smell and that she heard me say that, in a weeeierd way

not even gay or a virgin i just forgot what women smell like

womansmell...
NOT in a creepy way
womansmell

buttermilk womansmell
dont know what else to post about now

Damn bro how do u stand that many posts with no (you)s?
lol you must be shittin your pants rn
That's so sad

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731931472835432.webm
seggs

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omds

damn "bro" how insecure are you? lol youve got the person who comes to int to cum to use a proxy, good crowd. youre winning

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731898963715225.png
sex

do you like my buns buns
do you want these buns

4CHAN IS GOING DOWN

>>204652522
wdym

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731907955346890.jpg seeex

sex sex sex sex

A stalker followed me home dressed with the same clothes and haircut as me

>>204652335
blue thinks we're reading allat :skull:

>>204652625
nah thats a lot of effort just to stalk someone unless they are just trying to fuck with you, making you worried

mental

piezoelectric square matrix to logic gates for it to be a touchscreen and you can do stuff on it like check the clock. behind the crystals are white LEDs

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731932866768149.jpg seeex

>>204652532
it's over, this is it

WW1 was probably so fun

>>204647363
never spend more than one hour "working on" a girl

no drones, nukes, tablets. not even GPS or texting. just living in the moment

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what have you retards let happen to my precious thread

usually i just run away. regrettingn doing that now
an hour is probably so long

>"my" thread
fat is here then
next you are going to say "you think everyone is the same person its not me"

>>204652644
Yeah he was probably trying to rob me, he tried opening the front door too

i crashed my car into a cop car!
the other day...
well he just drove on
sometimes lifes ok :)

Jew is not a race. Those niggas are not related.

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>>204653073

my buns buns

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sex

and i didnt mean it in a weird way
it couldnt be a weird thing anyways because i wasnt smelling it on purpose. it just filled up the room. but i hope it was her and that she heard it i just think that in some way that would be cute and im glad it was that i had just forgotten how women smell

im still standing!
better than i ever did
dududududuudududuudu doododooo

https://youtu.be/OrR1TGQY20Y?si=bOaPcikiYTvqA6wg

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sex sex
now more than ever

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>>204647363
>I was working on a girl for months

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seex
homestuck fandom (no its not because theyre in a wheelchair)
yes she would know what homestuck is and she probably did enjoy it back in those days...

Nigga can't get his dick wet in the first week they playin with him

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its friday!
i cant believe that its friday

guys maybe its good to wait a little bit or let them chase you some

My female coworkers text guys they're attracted within minutes and fuck them on the first couple dates.
They talk out loud about how they want to to share couple experiences with strangers like vacations and shit while barely knowing them.
This morning a bitch was saying how she was eager to cook for a guy she only chatted with online.
Phone in the hand all day
Every single notification is seen
Nothing keeps them so busy that they cant reply on the same day
They want sex all the time and have sex several times a week
Yup you incel fucktards

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roll after you some

This is a world you have no Idea of
Idk why they have to keep cucks on false hope

yesterday i made a candle really hot, and the wax reached its boiling point. it was pretty scary. i didnt have the internet to ask the internet if this would explode and have never asked it what "flash point" means, unless it just means setting on fire. so i put a tin of aluminium over it to put some fire out and ac as a catalyst (the candle deposited carbon onto it)

No one cares you sheep fucker

Jesus christ

i thought that it might explode because if you run a cardboard tube under wax and set it on fire, bubbles will come out of the (exhaust) end, which i think is CO2 or just the wax converting. i thought it was CO2 because i havent been able to boil it into some water to check how it changes the pH yet. maybe if it is oxygen it will explode. if it was oxygen or CO2, then aluminium is helpful

and it maybe wasnt the toothpaste and soap making it explode before
i think the wax or something explodes anyway

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this is me

sex

Florida

>>204653908
pussy

i make niggas hit the bussy button

wish i was in the club bustin a move right now

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>trudeau

refuses to relase nazi names
gives applause to SS soldiers
kills subhumans with MAID
enslaves jeets to grow economy

>simple goy

promises to import more jeets while closing immigration, giving them all citizenship
more support for israel
sponsored holohoax denial laws

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this is me

>gives applause to SS soldiers
stop doing that (and the thing with the black people) pls liberal

>>204654271
youre probably the kind of guy to have way more gross things
and that it makes you post this image a billion times and go to yourself "wow you should just not post it to the internet"
you arent perfect. matter fact youre on the other end

>>204654271
Yuck!

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>>204654277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sFxJbcYvg

heil hitler

>he once clapped for one of them who turned out to be what they are
>"he claps for Nazis on purpose everyday"
btw im glad to be white
god it feels good to be white

>>204654336
The piss nettle tea dissolved my teeth

so anyways
Saudi Arabia killing more foreigners than ever right now

>>204654382
he accidently exterminates the homeless and cripples by MAID
he accidently wears blackface
he accidently refuses to release names of ex nazis
he accidently goes against holohoax denial laws, while conservacucks push for it
he accidently gives standing oviation to SS soldiers (while amerimutts do it for israel)

>>204646717
She got bogged + a trampstamp. So sad, she was a pinkpussy tradlarp goonling now she's a brown bimbo :(

>reposts the same image over and over because he is a more disgusting person
>repeats himself with whatever he heard or was told to say. mix up the words however, it doesnt matter
last post to you
and inshallah you are of the UBI state people

>>204654451
MAID is bad
it doesnt even fully work properly and people who want it (like cripples), cant get it. and their "eliminating" them with MAID is the person not having proper healthcare and government telling them to go use MAID
blackface is funny, stop being so mad at everything. he did that in the company of Indians or whatever. also not my problem
so what
you should be allowed to deny the holocaust
he did that on accident. even if he liked them, then unless he knows he can get away with it, he did that on accident. thats why it was a blunder

>>204644098
Business Idea: Current thread title is the permanent /cum/ thread title.

Cucknadia and Jewunited States yes

business idea: TJD

truly don't understand individuals who get that little pin piercing in their nose that just looks like a zit

and black people then if you are going to say that

>>204647165
Just shit again.

>>204654660
u rnt youneek enough. probably scared of what other ppl think of u

>>204654558
i am defending trudeau white boy

if the simple goy gets elected hes gonna ban everything.

MAID works pretty well here actualy, people who want it can get it easily.

apparently the geneva convention rules AGAINST collective punishment, and yet, the US Army continues to push everyone as one or because of one person misbehaving
this is because the dollar isnt backed by gold anymore

>>204654743
ew why are you trying to get him elected again
he would have to take me and we have tea together basically

>>204654660
piercings in general are gay, same with tattoos

take me to have tea* together

did they make fact or cap a real thing or is this anon doing the thing again. by the way i invented that

What happened to Tucker Carlson

macdonalds!

>>204650200
No they don't. 25% are medicated.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XiQe5WDpUQg
Canada :3
thats pretty bad though
based though
THOUGH

>>204654980
https://youtu.be/s-YkO0vJYHg?t=645

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fucking mother fucking jew piece of shit chink mother fucker son of a fucking bitch! what's up with this stupid ridiculous time you fucking piece of shit?!
fuck your stupid jew mother in the ass forever and ever you goddamn motherfucking piece of SHIT! fuck off and your whole stupid family! I hope you die today motherfucker

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WE ALMOST LOST DETROIT!
THEY ALMOST TOOK DETROIT!

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oh my god my dick

>>204654703
the point of jewelry is to have other people think of you

eevee is the sexiest pokemon. or i mean
if pokemon were real id probably be in prison

>>204654271
That's ratpedo

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i wish that he would play this prank on me (im straight)
and yeah but his "this is me" helped get out what his sad life is! it was easy because of that

>>204644098
I love this image
shame it's the OP of one of the worst /cum/'s of all time (WCUMOAT)

wish the femboy would pretend to act straight to have a sleepover at my house

>>204654913
He does multi-hour interviews, released as podcasts. He has media connections, so he gets some really interesting guests. He also buys into some of the conspiracy theories, but not too many, so some of his guests are loons. The interviews are more focused than Joe Rogan's interviews are, as Rogan is a burnout.

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sex
now drag her pregnant
draw her giving birth
seeex
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
sex

and leave me alone
let me to go have my dream. then ill move down to the south... vgh

Andrew Tate

>>204655336
>He also buys into some of the conspiracy theories
which ones?

>>204655468
sex with gumballs mom

sex with gumballs mom

hello

>>204655580
breathe in

>>204655468
That he was getting close to the truth about JFK, that science is wrong about things like evolution/etc. Nothing overly surprising for a fundamentalist Christian.

going to smoke some weed nigga

i have some
buttermilk mayonnaise

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how ya talkin' and where ya walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the state
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
I'm livin' life do-or-die, uh, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way things is goin', I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise

>>204655621
how blase

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frogge

>>204655719
Not sure what you were hoping to discover. Outside of his Christian beliefs, he's very well read and educated.

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now im listening to the radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfW3qSeYSU

sex
SEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuM15F_NqB8 vgh but it is over

>>204655788
I wonder if he went a little to far off the deep end.

It's kinda like Nick Fuentes. Nick surrounded himself with so many ultra far right schizos, he really convinced himself that orange man was old and washed up and done for and was going to lose for being a zionist, and the best course of action for a grifter was to go all the way round to horseshoe into telling people to vote for Harris, who ended up being the least popular dem candidate since fucking Dukakis

ok but this smell is weird now
today i woke up and smelled some vodka and energy drink and it almost made me throw up. i had to stop moving for a sec to not throw up, which is pretty weird. but also this smell in my house is not like my own even though it is nostalgic. its probably just the smell of public buildings
every time i realize that i smell it i stop smelling it. a smell which is not your own is weird to smell

need gf or bf who wears shorts that are too small
they are so cute every time it happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufT_X0UCoFs

gumballs mom in small shorts
Man I Love Fsmallshorts

>>204655788
i was hoping he would believe in something more wild or edgy

>>204655889
Tucker has like 1 toe into the conspiracies, but is overall closer to the moderates than to Nick. It's not enough to ruin his interviews, but is just enough to have to double check things that aren't commonly talked about.

>>204655974
He's 55, not a broccolihead twitch watcher.

>right-wing
>coalburner
CRINGE!
*runs back into the brush*

actual disgusting

BLEEUURGH
BLEEECKCHQURH EURUUUUGHERGRGRGRGEUHAH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZNkPA_zUd4
and this pic is supposed to be the orange fella, but i know its not (i dont have thumbnails)

>>204656018
what does that mean?

this smell is probably that of my mom. gross
if i smell like this normally then you have nothing to complain about but i do smell a bit err (in the way that you keep sniffing). i do
sniiiif

I will kill somebody today

im not going to clean my room, i cant be bothered. but ill keep going outside on walks while its daytime to get my fresh air and to at least see people

tfw no halfway home mommy and room cleaner to clean my room and make dinner with my. women dont know how to do that anymore (cooking)

(cleaning)
im joking.
and im not even going to be filling in more posts. ill submit them, but the ends will all be "and blah blah blah." so how about that how do you like those apples

>>204655336
His monologues on Fox were comfy

you should be allowed to rugby tackle people if they are wearing fake animal/furry tails or a buttplug. that way, if you cant find bf or gf, you can just wear a fluffy tail and get found by someone
not joking

yes. that is how we should find s/others

he should do that

>>204656151
Can it be ratpedo

i cant go outside its too cold and theres frost on the ground
i mean it would probably help to go dig to the roots of all the pavement weeds and maybe pour boiling water on them, because its so cold. they would just come back though

get off my dick fat im trying to find a significant other in my area hot sexy MILF

MILFs not MILF. in my area, wanting to FUCK hot MILF in your AREA no chatting no BULLSHIT just SEX. just kidding
i should literally be given testerone and a steroid

>have very important meeting in 10 minutes
>did laundry yesterday
>wearing a fresh hoodie
>suddenly hear the dreaded bzzt behind me
>a faggot stinkbug snuck in and hid somewhere in my hoodie
>took all my clothes off
>shook them and checked every inch
>faggot bug nowhere to be seen

This faggot is hiding somewhere on my person. I swear if I hear a bzzt during the meeting I'm gonna throw my laptop into my wall and go nuclear.

something something scary

you should be given a lethal injection

>do you want to be a virgin incel or a grimch??
8does a lil dance on 4chan*
do, doo do do

>>204656537
*does a dance at the shopping mall*

[anon getting shouted at, at the shopping mall]
random racist guy whos been watching in the background: go back down south to England!

what was his fucking problem? he looks swarthy too. couldnt say that or else id be getting told off too. and it doesnt matter i would still be the one in the wrong as he tells me to fuck off back to England. how bizarre. im half Scottish

>>204656429
I wish I can send somebody to that shit island to behead his ass but I can't

[scene: DECEMBER, MR. BEAN in BED laying, SHIVERS]

>>204656680
>204656680▶
>>>204656429
>I wish I can send somebody to that shit island to behead his ass but I can't
>

>bobobobobo hohoho *hehe* wowowowo
> * :S *

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8

*Mr. Bean picks up a jar of peanut butter and loaf of bread, turns to TEDDY*
>ohohohoho benut butter bred :DD:DDD
>beanut butter :d beenut buttah
>hehehe
*the two then eat a peanut butter sandwich*

theres a type of insect or disease which goes into poppies (in the pod bit) when they are done with their seeds
this is awful
they have to be sprayed down to protect their seeds
that part of them is the ovary so its not very nice of the thing to do that to the lovely poppies

listening to "Around the world" but im waiting for "Da funk" :3
Mr. Bean. Funny

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good morning cummies :3

are Mexican skulls different to white people skulls and black people skulls

>>204656892
morning bud

>>204656892
sex

needs to be sectioned

thats fucking hot too
but they have already used up that by doing another form of it i think even they would agree

>>204656972
[in the distance], small text
"negative 4 Americans!"
proxies should be banned. at least use your correct flag, coward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

how can you say that everyone is the same if our skulls are different? clearly every individual is different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

TFW no SSRI gf that cant feel her pussy anymore because of ablify

two retards fighting but it's just one retard

gonna watch the jason bourne movies

*starts scatting*

business idea: sepuku

business idea: scat

>>204657254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

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punctuation is a bannable offense

>>204657353
grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

Are vve really the svme? Think abovt it...

>>204657411
scatmans wooooorld

i hate texting there's zero middle ground between seeming too zesty and seeming too stern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydI

mousey :3

>>204657507
>>204657507
>>204657507
new

wow i had a sort-of dream about the third panel thing
its pretty lame though