garms edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jVk7r8G1Ng
Soviet Union cucked by the big USA capitalist cock
>>204861703er some 300,000 brits signed a petition on Petition dot org to fire the PM (are Kier), so i guess people arent happy. your thoughts on this?
Right well Syria isn't communist so
>>204861759Keir*.
Where did commiemong get this Sensitive Young Men thing from? Think the cunt must spend far too much time on Twitter or summat
>>204861782didnt ask love x
hello lads!!!!
>>204861779Morning timmy, up to midnight posting AI images on 4chan were youMhmm no sex for you xx
>>204861799
Alri lads
just won 25 quid on slingo
>>204861795https://app.dimensions.ai/details/publication/pub.1045346951and Scotland (https://app.dimensions.ai/details/publication/pub.1070926214)
>>204861803
>>204861799That’s him done for the day
so ugly and evil
Tobes
>>204861799killed that cunt
this paper is free access and cute
lil Timmy going through his autistic posting regime again
>>204861854Morning timmy, up to midnight posting AI images on 4chan were youMhmm no sex for you xx
>>204861763Syria is socialist and communists make up the vanguard.
>>204861863>Woah Vicky, is an American Instagram personality, model, businesswoman and rapper. She gained notoriety in 2017 after using the word "nigger" in a few videos and claiming that she was Blackscreaming
my farts are smelling like actual poo rather than that sulphuric smell that farts usually have, i reckon i've got a big poo in my colon but it's shy about coming out for now so my farts are working around it and picking up its scent in the process
>>204861863mental how they can do th at and have 10K+ people read it. bit like with this website and my posts except you dont follow me and its a bit smaller i dont know how to get that reach on Twitter but paying to post and then getting money for views is something i would enjoy doing with 100K people reading my stuff and its not even a pyramid scheme
just showered
>>204861939not done that since tuesday
i would love to actually fucking kill this spammer prick and just accept life in prison as worth it
i hope you are all doing the needful with his posts as well then if you want to act like a clown and talk to the same message posted 1000 times
what's the most exotic nationality you've shagged?
>>204861901No it's not. It's literally just a totalitarian state that serves its elites.
we're punjabi guys of course we get trapped in the walk-in oven
>>204861982HAHAHAH sure lil timmy you are the biggest loser here and that’s saying something
>>204861965>It's literally just a totalitarian state that serves its elitesyea, socialist
>>204861956Bro takes 4chan very seriously lmfao
1>>204861956Do you reckon a big news story of someone going to another country to kill someone for being annoying on the internet would actually make people stop acting so cunty online?I think if it happened enough times to stay in the news cycle for a while it might actually have some effect
>>204861982do you not have any mates? why do you use your free time to spam 4chan with drivel
>>204861964your mum (homo mutersaurus) hi>>204862016yes
>>204862016wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but if he were in convenient strangling range of me i wouldn't hesitate
just got called a bampot in boots
should i jerk off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubz4O5q26gY
>>204862049yes
>>204862016https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/26/new-jersey-gamer-hammer-attack
>>204862019Jesus: 10K views, 100 likes DNA BONES: 100K views 1000 likes im replying to this post because i love Jesus
neighbour's coughing like a mong again
got caught up in posting because i need a pee but dont want to get up x
>>204862053im not horny so ill basically be raping myself
grinch season is almost upon usI hope grinchlad is ready to show us more grinchpostsI will post a preparatory grinchpost
>>204862063how is it not spamyou've posted over 400 AI images in 2 months
Eagerly awaiting the AI spam
rorke and his missus hit a rough patch
>>204862098do it little boy
eagerly shitting and farting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTI8CWSiZ40
Not me digging up lil timmys dead nan and slapping her silly for raising the women who raised such a freakish fuck up >>204862063
>>204861965Syria is a socialist democracy with a vibrant multi-party system.
Why doesn't Scotland have any real art or architecture worth knowing about?
shitting around my flat, the monotony broken only by the odd fart
>>204862130ehrm.. fine
>>204862120nt penguins but i saw on a YT video yesterday or something that dodos evolved smaller wings and were unable to fly through a lack of predators giving them the need to evolve the so-called "free thinking" intellectuals: "the earth goes around the SUN!" mentally retardedes separatealy to that: "but *why* is the earth round"
>>204862120>6 monthswtf
>>204862166eaten alive, grim end
>>204862136You've posted this b4?
>>204862226yh
mikey's big in the steampunk scene now. He won't be coming back
>>204862120I have a gf who is not too far off from this. The bonuses are she’s incredibly kind and loyal and doesn’t want for anything, incredibly happy with simple things.
>>204861863tripfag energy
>>204862252grim
Windberg has done a number on my fencing
might roast a chicken
>>204861862Someone needs to bash his skull in with a heavy plant pot.
i was only joking (but did want it) when i said oi give me the facking proper news article bing but thanks
you lads developed any new fetishes in 2024?
>>204862300my solicitor has advised me not to answer this question
would still give shirley ballas one
>>204862300Quite like the backs of women's thighs, the thicker the better.
>>204862166not much of a meal to split 4 ways between these ginormous buggers
>>204861964Which is more exotic, Columbian, Venezuelan or Qatari?
>>204862338make a new video bald & bankrupt I need entertaining
>Gran, 72, dies in agony after waiting ALL NIGHT for an ambulance that never arrived as coroner blasts 'time wasters'
>>204862166was reading about how orcas flip great white sharks on their belly and just hold them there til they drown then eat their liver
ever wonder if there are animals that are smarter than humans but they just can't use tools and build a society because of their anatomy and not having hands with opposable thumbs, or perhaps because they're aquatic and you can't really build jack shit underwater?
>>204862374Does the NHS not triage ambulance calls?
>>204862366Wat
>>204862392pretty unlikely all things considered
>>204862336They were probably just doing it to be sadisticOrcas are actual proper cunts to everything except humans
>>204862166>>204862223>>204862336>>204862378awful animals, need them consumed by humans asap
>>204862374
>>204862392no never
>>204862287>on my fencing*on fenceberg
>oh hi there anon>thanks for giving me a life to the big dance, i would never have made it!>tell me, is there something you’re wanting as a token of my appreciation?
>>204862415Yes but if granny smith says she "doesnt want to be a bother", Mgubu on the end of the line will happily let her die to get the backlog done
>>204862378Different pods of Orcas have different hunting styles that are passed down through the generationsThere are some in South Africa that will chase prey on to land and then time the tides so that they can beach themselves, get the target, and then get carried out back to sea
toilet is blocked i've discoveredhave no memory of blocking it last night
>>204862485reckon you could make her cry if you pointed out her double chin
leftypols big day out
>>204862485yeah, a shaground the back of the function hall, near the bins
>>204862378>then eat their liver
Realistically what's the biggest animal you could take, lads?Be honest.I reckon in all seriousness I could go a crocodile. Watched plenty of Steve Irwin and stuff, once you're on their back it's pretty much game over. Jump on with a heavy brick and just start whacking between the eyes.
>>204862485Mental how I socially, financially, and genetically outrank and mog women like this and am out of their league but not a single one of them would ever consider shagging melower class runtettes deserve the future they choose
the Poowong Constabulary has an empty cell for Netanyahu should he ever sully our great city state with his presence
>>204862543reckon i could give yer mam a good seein to
>>204862500
>>204862500asiatics really are naturally inhuman aren't they
>>204862500>that webmgood lord
>>204862543Hitting a crocodile with a brick would do nothing mate
Might make a grilled cheese in a minute and then pop an edible. May as well.
>>204862545how do you outrank them if they see you as an undesirable partner?
>>204862500chinks are something else
>>204862582Reckon I could quite easily crack their skull hitting em with the pointy bit.
evil vibes in this thread
>mum tells me about this horrible car crash she saw on tiktok that made her sick>cunt went flying out the window cause he had no seatbelt on>shows me the video>pic related is me trying not to laugh
>>204862566well as i said they don't feel pain so it's no wuckers, i'm more concerned about their whaling practices, especially in australian waters
hehe
not picking up the phone at the hairdressers
>>204862552seen her with her tongue in a black fellas arsehole before
>>204862616only one who should be worried over whaling practice is your mum LOL
>>204862552love her bumhole
>>204862500Mad that they feel no remorse killing relatives like that
need a concubine
>>204862639seen lots of women doing this haven't you
Emma Watson driving a steamroller over my gonads.
Are there autism friendly barbers where small talk is BANNED? Seems like a business opportunity
>>204862589>grilled cheeseFOY
Piers Morgan, AKA P M
>>204862649sent that spazdroid clear into low earth orbit
I see you lot are trying to start a thread having a go at scotland again and then will complain that we talk about you lot all the time, dear oh dear
>>204862678have actually seen those online but they're way more in the tumblry direction where they ask your pronouns and permission to touch your head and all that woke muck
DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?
Kill arthropods. Behead arthropods. Roundhouse kick an arthropod into the concrete. Slam dunk an arthropod larva into the trashcan.
>>204862702
>>204862680Did the man put the bread in the frying pan?
>>204862680That's what it's called.
>>204862715you count roundhouse kick Piers Morgan into the concrete
>>204862606I think you're massively underestimating how strong crocodile skulls areAre you perhaps a city dweller that has never seen an animal bigger than a dog IRL?
>>204862724corr love a grim shag in a place that makes me question my choices in life
reckon barbers can detect my virginity and give me a worse haircut as a result
>>204862722N F AKA New Frickinshoes-Balance Image Nigel Farage but evil
>>204862707Scotland Are The Real Victims Here
Got all the gold symbols on the Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier lads! I played it as a kid and could only get 2 or 3 silver symbols.Here's the roster of pokemon I used:SalamenceSuicune (from Fire Red)Metagross (GOAT)KingdraTyranitarRegice
>>204862715bet you still ask your mum to get rid of huntsmans when they find their way into your damp cavernous grotto of a smelly bedroom
>>204862724yes pelase
>>204862724Cunt has a face that belongs in skate 3 character creation
Piers Morgan but good
Cheeky Chinese might be on the cards later
>>204862742Been to many a zoo in my time, plenty of crocs.Still reckon I could take one.
Piers Morgan evil version: not a TV presenter and instead works in a fish shop kitchen or something
christmas in four weeksmad
>Remember mass immigration? Loads of Africans and Pakistanis and god knows whats wandering around England and coming in in the millions. WHAT WER THAD ALL ABOUT?
>>204862819delusionaleven stereotypically wimpy animals like deer would gore 90% of people to death
crocodiles are weirdly flat and rigid
reckon i could take a horse or a donkey easymr hands aint got nothin on my bodacious bussy
Looks like hating Band Aid, Live Aid, etc is the new fashionable thing. This is why I don't give to charity, fuck em. Geldof should just pack it up and tell them all to fuck off.
Piers Morgan but based
Yes lads yes day 24 of the poovember challenge completeWas particularly smelly this morningHow's everyone else getting on?
>>204862774>Salamencebased mon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C0IglRtLrm4
>>204862861i had a fart in bed two days ago which was long and hot or weirdo otherwise because it felt like my arse was trying to float the poo out into my pants. but i pood last night to have dinner because it was painful. the poo was black
>>204862849It's being hated for woke reasons unfortunately
>>204862861Had a bout of diarrhoea last week.Poos have been very smelly since
i did a fart in bed
>i pood last night to have dinner
>>204862871yeah he's cool
anyone else got fucked up retarded looking hair
>>204862861most memorable poo of november was almost green in colour and smelled like sulphurwas very dramatic
Piers Morgan? yeah hes cool
reheated spag bog tonight (easy option) or stick a chicken in the oven and save the pasta for mon nightthoughts lads?
>>204862614ktimalso realised dark bradders has done a number on me and I can't watch the news with anyone else around for fear of laughing at a tragic story
>>204862724greng
>>204862938K T I MTIM
>>204862938and face and neck and ears and arms and hands and legs and feet and
>>204861910i remember this week i read that people can be allergic to sulphur thats crazy
>spag bog
>>204862948if dubs stuff the chicken with the spag bol for a laugh
>>204862948Chicken, it's Sunday roast dayEasy option on Monday makes more sense
>>204862950spiritually incompetent individualthey would've LOVED you for mkultra
>>204862977Nice show-tanks
im a pleiaidian starseed
on t'bog
The Bradley Walsh gimmick is so fucking shit. Used to be funny and now it's just devolved into nothing.
i'm rorke
i saw on the news that NK troops are "already" betraying Russia
>>204862941What the fuck did you eat too produce that
>>204862991On the other hand, I'd have been Jesus' right hand man
>>204862938yh. the only hairstyle that suits me is a faded haircut but seeing everyone with one is really putting me off. now im growing my hair. id rather be average than look cute but have the same haircut as everyone else
who shot mister kurns
>>204863017Cope
bolognese should be served with tagliatelle, not spaghetti
north korea has 26 million people always mental when i think about it26 million people and no one knows whats going on over there
>>204863059p Morgan
>>204863040It's often misused but a well-placed bradders is still the best gimmique on the market
been a grim alco for 7 years me might be time to get on the wagon and see what's what
might dig a tunnel
desu a load of the incels here could unironically sort their lives out if they just got a skin fade but they refuse! And that is why they will remain sexless
going to gym then buy a nice bit of pork shoulder for din din, oh yes
>Heartbreaking details emerge about final moments of smiling family-of-four who froze to death at Canada border
>>204863073Yes that's right, cope-tanks
>>204863099i find their struggle noble
Big rabbit
>>204863077flat pasta types are just better
>>204863132Nun rorke can do bout that x
>>204863132odd looking duck
>>204863127PHWOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>Traumatized parents recall horrific moment they found their bullied 12-year-old daughter hanging in her bedroom
used to look good with short hair then my hairline got fucked up now i have to have long hair to hide my baldness
Big fish
ah yes another mentally ill unemployed african man shambling around the neighbourhood
>>204863099Skin-fade? I'm white mate
>>204863179is it me?
>>204863081they keep it secret because if everyone knew what a true socialist utopia looked like, they'd be desperate to move there, the country would be overwheled
>>204863077mental how most brits have never eaten real bolognese in there lives
>>204863143screamin
>>204863162
>>204863099women no longer drool when they look at me because my hair is no longer a skin fade. it really shows how much a good haircut can change your face innit
if you have never eaten real spegatti then lower your voice when you talk to me
>>204863212kek looks like humphrey bogart
uni results drop tomorrow will i pass or pass away
>>204863099evil post
>>204863162holy grimoli
>>204863250I'm trans btw
>>204863244screenshotted it from a lad's AI vidfeel free to use it :))
>>204863212needs one of those triangle rice paddy hats
ahaha yes i said spag bog instead of spag bol this is very amusing
>>204863254it’s not really mate it’s just good advice
>spegatti
you aint lived til you had filipino spaghetti
>>204863120CopeThe DPRK has 3500 tanksand produces more artillery than all of Europe combined
Arabs invented meatballs and numbersniggas before Arabs: hey do you want to go eat XVXXLMNXIXLLVOVVLOIIVX spegbog and lamb chops
>>204863281it's fucking disgustingstop telling men to get ugly haircutsI hate youI hate your fucking guts
>>204863292
If I made it it would be sperghetti lol
i hate cunts
the spegatti veyron
Working night shift today
ey ova here ova here
>>204863307Fan of cocks instead are you?
Sir Spag Bolog
>>204863298? Skin fade is shagging central
done a shave and I look about 15
>>204863326lol
that boy needs therapy
>>204863291The DPRK has 3500 copetanks
>>204863292scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pOFhQst4E
>>204863328Sir Keir Scaffolder
wifeberg made scones
>>204863335same and I’m 32
>>204863346tighten your buttocks
Get a skin-fade if you're black or arab
>>204863366do you pronounce it like scones or scones?
>>204863366ever shag her up the arse?
(dad was a toolmaker)
>>204863333evil pig fuck off
I have IPTV and I put on some American channel, forget what it was called. Could be abc something. Anyway, was watching a film on there. The thing takes an advert break every 15 minutes and it goes on for what feels like 10. Just non-stop ads for ozempic and other pills. And then when you're watching the film it had adverts that show up in the bottom right corner.
the move out has started in earnestdone three boxes and taken down my storage units
>>204863392yeah and they’ll take the women cos they have nicer haircuts, the white man needs to keep up. Get a skin fade
>>204863335corrr pics x
>>204863412No they won't
>>204863396scones
having to do bureaucratic stuff makes me anxious always put it off as long as possible
>>204863409Sir Storage Krammer sitting on an I beam and on /int/ for the /brit/, eating mac n cheese
>>204863430I see you are out of touch and very much unadjusted, that makes sense
>Ukraine frontline at risk of 'collapse' as Russian troops advance towards key city
>>204863351How many tanks does Britain have?
>Horrific final moments of young women killed in Laos 'mass poisoning' as tragic message is revealed
>>204863449Cope, blacks and arabs are not broadly attractive to non-wog women
really want to get an exotic pet like a weird monkey thing or marsupial
Sir Fish Lobster dad was named Poggers-Joe double barreled first name
>>204863465ummmm tanks but no tanks ahaha x
sir frontline breaker
>>204863366S'gone
tbf i look much better with a skin fade deano haircutalways wondering me, always wondering "when is this haircut gona go out of fash?"cos it came in in the early 10s ennit but that's ages ago nowand it's a bit 80s so i'm thinkin 90s being the new 80s (not a fan of that societal thing but can't control it can i)i'm thinkin to meself "what if the 90s haircuts are gona be the new trendy thing?"what if we all need to get them mops they had in the early series of friends?but i look rubbish with those. or do i just think i do cos it's not trendy?anyhow, take care.
>>204863472That attraction is growing however, more attractive women than ever are going black, 20 years ago it used to be fat girls only. I’m not shilling for that, I’m trying to encourage lads to get sharp hair cuts so they can compete
>>204863465More than the DPRK because Britain has real tanks
>>204863475if you want a weird monkey thing just look in the mirror lad
>>204863465is that a challenger 2?
Sir Chief Kier-Starmer Likebuffalo. Sir Smoke Fanner
>>204863475bit rude this just because im here
tam mentioned
>>204863514Yeah about 5 of them. This country is done
>>204863513>That attraction is growing however, more attractive women than ever are going blackYeah in your pornPut the cock down
Modern Britain is just a massive holiday park for black migrants
>>204863526lol
>>204863407what one do you use? was thinking of getting a sub to watch wacky foreign tv
>>204863548Ok mate. Head in the sand. Stay sexless.
>>204863508take care mate
Sir Kier-Starmer Likebufallo running to become chief of reservation at the spoons, like father run after cowboy trains
>>204863566>>204863566>>204863566
>>204863438love love LOVE having to do beauracratic stuff meespecially love it when it's a government service, so since they have no competition they have no incentive to actually be remotely decent or efficientlove fucking around on the phone all daylove getting the required information sent over multiple different emails which I have to stitch togetherlove having 1 account depend on another account which need to be hooked up to a third accountlove the fact that despite all these accounts being linked I still need to provide proof of identity on all of them individually
>>204863575>>204863575>>204863575
>>204863562Just got a free trial on one called IPTVORE. Just been testing a few out
>>204863514Wrong>>204863523Yeah lol
>>204863528Beetroots my life
spaki edition or yank edition, oh boy are we spoiled for choice
>>204863407American entertainment is utterly dire
