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U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
tfw no gf
>>205789590Who are these sluts?
>>205789599Imagine if everyone in your family found out that you made this post
>>205789590humanity must be defeated at any cost
>>205789618Margaret Qualley and Mikey MadisonStars of the 2024 films "The Substance" and "Anora".Both films feature lots of nudity and sex (they are also both very good movies)
Where's the anon who used to post the comic strip of the guy who goes to the gym to get muscles and then punch the women who made fun of him for being weak?
listened to thishttps://youtu.be/_xTzIxlqeSA
>>205789637fag
>>205789623Do you think this was webcomic was made completely sincerely and unironically?
>>205789648
>>205789621they wouldn't care
>>205789662lol there it is!
https://youtu.be/HAKnWi15ycs?si=5qDoDb6CUB__KwblDo you ever feel like this /cum/mers?
>>205789651Hi yes, I'll take one Oscar please.
>>205789656I hope so
>>205789662
2212
>>205789623well what do you need the hot babes for? you got your couch, you got the game. they'd just be spectating
>>205789689I don't understand this gimmick
my god the internet truly is just one big endless well of garbage
>>205789692they suck your dick
>>205789692to rest their tits on my head or fondle my balls, obviously
>>205789695216
>>205789680I'd give it a oscar desu t.b.h I'd give XVideos an oscar if it gave me a good boner desu
Cracked me up
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? NO, YOU JUST HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURTHER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205789680Hot slut, rapemeat bitch whore
>>205789704i wouldn't be able to concentrate. i'd say something lame like, "can you quit for a minute?" and get that eyeroll ladies give you when you're not in the mood.
>>205789720
>>205789720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeIxTbxvP0
>>205789732youre not built for it
>>205789680THERE WASN'T AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR ON SET OH MY GOD THIS IS RAPE
>>205789675I feel more like this todayhttps://youtu.be/wjD5wn1YnsQ?si=4UdqKebuoUyb8oIL
>>205789656the total irony poisoned culture wasn't as widespread in 2008 so anything is possible
Gonna cry myself to sleep now
buncha bitches itt, damn
>>205789774sleep well. love you buddy.
>>205789762>>205789623Idk if any of you remember cracked.com, but they had this article with some of the most batshit webcomics I've ever seen. I still remember it. Also it looks like they changed their UI and it's uglyhttps://www.cracked.com/article_17607_the-5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell.html
>>205789789cracked used to be so good, man
>>205789780Tranny hands
>>205789805It was my introduction to the internet desu.
i need a thicc midget gf ASAP
>>205789780she cute but lives like a slob
>>205789813a thidget
IN A WORLD>*pans in to Vaush convention *>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as...>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!">*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*>"NOOO!!!!!!">Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rainAll around me are familiar faces>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty">Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"Worn out places>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?">"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked">Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name>*beat*>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?">Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewersBWEEEEEW>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the backgroundBWEEEEEW>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*BWEEEEEW>Cut to buck breakers defeated>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!">Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges fromthe shadows>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here.">*earth shattering fart noise*PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT>this summer is going to be>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME>this summer is going to be…>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*>Chud "based!">this summer is going to be!>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*>BLACKED>BLACKED NOTE>Rated PG 13
>>205789818"she"
>>205789780Monster? clearly a sister
>>205789789i happened to look them up for the first time in ages recently. their youtube channel was rough lol
Deep
not reading any of that garbage
stop responding to the tranny spammer, idiots
reading all of that masterpiece
>>205789838this, but with an even more spiteful tone
I don't understand incels who talk about how they need a woman to cook and clean and do everything for themI would accept just about any women even some mentally ill bitch with dirty hair at this point, and would like to take care of her
The more the indian posts ugly whoree the more I will post transgender women
>>205789852simp
anal sex is pretty gross
>>205789599https://vocaroo.com/1mwqPFG1yIY94u
>>205789852they don't, they also want a useless femcel. the shit about tradwives is a false redditsoy narrative
>>205789873scatphobic remarks
>>205789878nice voicechanger
>>205789888WRONG
mfw trannies exist
i want to die in a samurai duel
>>205789884Then why do i see them on here complaining about how women can't do anything anymore?>they also want a useless femcel. Yeah.. when you think about it there's nothing hotter than a useless women. It means you get to display your strength n shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w68XEqGt-Eg
>>205789892was this goffrey I feel like it's older but i can't remember
meanwhile in michigan...
Stop the world i want to get off
here's your gf /cum/, only caveat is that she hates anime. hope that's not a dealbreaker.
my neovagina stinks
>>205789898>when you think about it there's nothing hotter than a useless women. It means you get to display your strength n shitThat's dumb. You can always display your strength to women, so it's far better to have one that's actually useful in women things.
>>205789914pouring it over his back is just a waste of sauce
>>205789852a woman should do those things naturally, if she doesn't then you're doing something wrong or you're getting used for free meals.
>>205789898cognitive dissonance i guess. what you're describing are chuds but there is a large overlap with the incel community
>>205789914fish are so gross looking
>>205789920She's too hot. I can't be aroused by a woman that has such symmetry it's uncanny
>>205789637>lots of nudityThere are only 5 minutes of nude scenes in The Substance, one featuring a hag in her 60s and another with Margaret Qualley clearly wearing prosthetics. Call me a fag or anything but I didn't get off on those as much as the "pump it up" scene.It's a good movie thoughbeit, feels like watching a very long Black Mirror episode.
>>205789914what is the point of this
>>205789932You're just actually not very smart.
>>205789943>>205789920she does nothing for me>weird face>toothpick legs>tattoo
>>205789920fake boobs
>>205789950wyt pipo dont season dey fish?
who the FUCK let charlie in here
>>205789920i also hate tranime, but i find her face too unattractive for my taste
If I type just "boobs", my phone suggests the star eyes emoji. But if I type "fake boobs", it suggests the vomiting emoji.
>>205789956Same, her face looks weird somehow. Eyebrows look painted on, eyes have a doll like plasticness to them
UCP government did polling on agriculture and renewable energy and redacted 300 pages because they didn't like the results
>>205789968so true
>>205789968fake boobs look bad 99% of the time
>>205789970it's a shame, her torso looks basically perfect aside from her legs
the passion of the fart
>>205789962i like you
OK here's your REAL gf but she still hates anime.
>filename: IDF>>205789956>weird face>>205789970>face looks weirdlol
bravefart
>>205789993still fake boobs
>>205789993i dont trust someone that looks like that to not cuck me
>>205789993even the older stuff?
Fartscape
>>205789993still too ugly despite shared hate for tranime
Escape from Fart York
if evolution is so good why do we all still need to eat and drink water and breathe air constantly to live
my dilation session is going poorly and my neovagina hurts
i managed to automate this one job, so i just clock into it remotelyGoing to try to get a 2nd job cause now i get paid to do nothing. Did the calculations and i'd be making almost 5k after tax
>>205790022average soyjak poster
Fartgo
i find it hard to believe that the guy spamming female jews and the one spamming troons aren't working together to shit up the thread
>>205790019Evolution doesn't try to create the perfect organism, it's just a process that results in species filling different niches to survive in their environment. There is plenty of water and air, so it makes sense that we survive off these
so sad seeing niggas streaming to 0 people
I remember when I was in 6th grade biology class and we were reading from the textbook and some dude mispronounced "organism" as "orgasm" and the teacher laughed
>>205790048that's fucking gay
>>205790063>some dudeyou?
>>205790043no such thing as spam on this board
>>205789650>Lyricist: Mariah Carey
>>205790068How is it homosexuality? What about that post evokes the concept of "penis in man butthole"
>>205790037The Man With the Golden Fart
gee wonder what’s going on in cu-oh dear
>>205790096Close Encounters of the Fart Kind
FartanicAvafart Avafart 2: The Way of Diarrhea
>some of you can't even drive
>>205790085didn't catch that. apparently its lyrics are adapted from an otherwise totally different mariah carey song lol
my parents spanked me as a kid
The Blackfart's Daughter
>some of you don't even have basic hand tools
Fart and Away
>>205790130they shoulda done it more
>>205789993>still hates anime.that WHORE will never set foot in my home
Do Canadian chuds want to be annexed by the US?
>>205790050It's funny when youtube recommends a video of somebody who streamed a whole freakin video game and there's 3 views.like damn dog
>>205790134>watching niggers do anything requiring intelligence
>>205790117The sign test is hard
crouching fart hidden dragon
Fart from Heaven
>>205790143the general divide is that leftists don't want to be annexed, our equivalent of rinos do want to be annexed, and nationalistic chuds do not want to be annexedkind of like those memes where left and right support palestine and russia in recent conflicts
>>205790134Tools are for boomers. If i need to tighten a screw i just use a butterknife like a real man
Which one /cum/?
invented a disgusting new sandwich that i've been enjoying every day
Why are zoomers so...
>>205790163sounds like one of the three groups will be happy :^)
>>205790163>and nationalistic chuds do not want to be annexedWhy are chuds always so right?
>>205790177you got a recipe?
>>205790172FAT
>>2057901723 with the blonde's hair
>>205790172this is a tough choice i might need to flip a coin
>some of you can't even make your own bed
>>205790172Cute girl bums are better than fat bums.
>>205790189that's a big bitch
>>205790189>oh my god, she's hot
>>205790195I never make my bedWhy should I? What's the point?
>>205790172both at the same time
>>205790195what a talented young man
>>205790172right seems like the more stable choice. she takes care of her body, which leads me to feel she takes care of everything else in her life. she'd make a great wife.left.
gone in 60 farts
>>205790172irl obesity at that scale is aesthetically displeasing and often leads to hygiene issues, while a woman that muscular is likely to be roided, masculinized, etc. so they're both bad options. but i'd rather modestly muscular over modestly chubby
>>205790172Can I pick a normal woman? Why two extremes?
I’m in immense painEven coughing hurts in my arsecheek it’s insane
The Fart Country
>>205790195It's an orangutan world we're just living in it
willy wonka and the chocolate fart
>>205790187microwaved felafelswiss cheeseonions white breadsimple. honest. rustic
>>205790231Sounds good to me
Fart Cry
if you're american and you don't own a gun i'm sorry but you're not american
>>205790185the only group whose worldview reflects reality
>>205790172to portray a girl fat enough to have that butt with that thin of a waist is hilarious
40 days and 40 farts
can someone explain to me why captcha doesnt show up on firefox?
>>205790234>>205790224>>205790221>>205790213lol
>>205790231i was expecting something horrendous this isn’t that bad
Hot Fart
>>205790231are you high or drunk?
>>205790246it does
The Fartwell
>>205790246It’s a gay browserUse safari on an iPhone like I do
>>205790235is that seven shots to hit a stationary target with an overkill optic for such a short range lol
fart almighty
>>205790259fat people are disgusting
Fartpocalypto
rob a store fuck a whore blame whitey for your crimes do the time, repeat
The Fart Side of the World
fart club
>>205790257just an innovator
>>205790241nsfw artist logic
There's something really attractive to me about a girl with big intense eyes....https://youtu.be/HAi1pn3kBqE?si=xGgvZS7XwfDNWtJD
>>205790259why do you have this saved
fartnado
>>205790259it doesnt
Farter's Daughter
jason...
>>205790280So he can look at it whilst grabbing his penis, moving his foreskin up and down with his hand, and then ejaculating semen into a sock
>>205790288who's jona
>when the suspect misgenders you
>>205790299>moving his foreskin
>>205790301DAMN
>>205790289what extensions do you have?
twenty thousand farts under the seas
>>205790279the ancient greeks used to called that βοῶπις or boôpis, which means cow-eyed. sounds weird and possibly offensive in english, but it was a high compliment that they even used for one of their gods
>>205790289lmao what the fuck is this windows 95 nigga get outta here with that shit
>>205790301YWNBAW
>>2057903134chanx
>>205790301ooh. how many teeth? yikes.
>>205790301Nigga got cuckbroken, buckbroken, jawbroken
>>205790311I'm circumcised, but I still have foreskin. Do some people really have no foreskin, and nothing to move up and down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI
>>205790331>Do some people really have no foreskinuh that's what circumcision is lol
farty robbins
i use netscape navigator
>>205790301poor guy can't sneed :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRL7eRgUEu0
Guys
OK but really HERE is your ACTUAL gf and she definitely hates anime more than anything in the world.
I watch vaush
>>205790339The way I have it, I don't need lube to jerk off. I think other people had more taken off than me
>>205790349hm?
grim thread
>>205790353thats my wife, buddy
>>205790353trashy slut
for real though i would like to have sex with a girl
>>205790353Now THIS is a woman
>>205790356I don't use lube but I spit on it, mine is long enough that it wraps around the head when I'm flaccid but not when I'm erect
>>205790317Russian women have that look a lot. A very serious, regal look but at the same time the big eyes kind of make them seem like some character from pixar/disney or something. Very cute
>>205790353>mesmerized by that jiggle
i like this movie a lot
>>205790369no you wouldn't
>>205790357I’m dying
>>205790331look up and image search for "high and tight circumcision" (the cruelest type)a circumcision can either be high or low, and tight or looseif your image results are like mine, it'll just be drawn medical diagrams and not nasty pictures
>>205790353Why do you have such bad taste in women?Also why /cum/ so horny tonight? just jerk off already you horny faggots
>>205790384what? why?
trannies are an insult to humanity
>>205790382he likes kissing other boys
this is one of the worst /cum/s in a long while
>>205790401It's been fun, in my opinion
>>205790382wrong
>>205790279darkwing duck ass
>>205790428WHY are you gay
Canada winning bigly these days. America winning bigly as well. I wish Mexico could win as bigly, how can we help them?
>>205790434(YOU) are gay.
>>205790172The one with the nice GYATT
>>205790435Canada and America are both rapidly collapsing
If weed were legal in Alaska and i could get green card by snapping my hands i would already be on my way
ive noticed that the less someone jerks off the less entertaining they are
>>205790445the issue is genetic
>>205790445America is. Canada will start to recover after the election.
>>205790445winning is a matter of perspective
>>205790446Weed is legal in Alaska. It has been for a while.
RIDIN A VIXEN THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET20 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER
>>205790446i have good news for you anon
not owning a gun is like being gay, there's just no good reason
>ruined someone's life awardwhy does this happen?
https://youtu.be/nJrMUe_Zh0Y?si=v_Z5DTFCCpTjqsyV>tfw you will never be a neo viking raiding the shores of the Great Lakes in post apocalyptic America.
i used to draw dicks in my school books, even through college
>>205790475wtf that mag is illegal in Canada.Hello, RCMP? Get him.
>>205790484*desire to save western civilization intensifies*
what could it be
>>205789590I will never be competent in anything. I will always be a disgusting slob-dog of a man. I am slob maxxed
>>205790482what did you do
>>205790518being tall and having money
>>205790498firearms laws are all just made up on the spot in canada no one really worries too much
>>205790486i drew 'kilroy was here" with the little fellow, without knowing its significance at all. worse, i drew it on the paper on the binding of the back cover. got in trouble and my mom had to buy the book. i wonder which one it was...
>>205790518feel bad for the lonely young men that click on these videos but usually along the way they internalize their insecurities and become misogynists so i don’t know
>>205790454>>205790464Sound like perfect place to live american dream, specially if your into outdoors and nature.Game and Fish much as you can wish andweed is legal.You can suffer in Alaska
>>205790453so true
>>205790518being a manly man is what they crave
Howarts legacy is 20 bucks on steam
>>205790532why would you get in trouble for that? kilroy was here seems pretty harmless
just got done fappingit was BBC porn if you were curious
alright I'm sleepy time for bed you cum bums be good while I'm gone
wingsofredemption is really close to snapping
>>205790518they want to be one of the boys while never understanding what makes a bro a bro
>>205790553im having a stroke right now, call 112
>>205790518
i dont trust mechanics
>>205790568it was still defacement of a school library book. i don't remember which book, or how i got caught though. oh, wait yes i do, because we had accounts tied to our lunch cards. so the faculty probably looked at the last person to check the book out, and i bet i confessed instantly like a dope.
>>205790518black cock
>>205790518Chad, Jamal, and money
>>205790628
>>205790612>joo42
>>205790610oh yeah writing on library books is shamefur dispray but you were a kid so whatevs man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGOUT1mGNSY
>>205790633all white women are
Penis in your mouthPenis in your butt
>>205790637schools are so poorly funded. i wonder if that book is still circulating somewhere in north carolina. maybe. i'm sure they wiped that business off the back inset though.
>>205790572very important reading
>>205790651
>>205790657if it's still out there you kept Kilroy's legacy alive so that's something
>>205790553Mechanics are stupid. Everything falls apart eventually, no point in resisting decay
Toot tii tii toot toot TOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>205790691hate this guy so fucking much
>>205790701t. big ham
>tranny posting stopped when Canadian roastie posting stoppedHm.
>>205790734She's so fucking retarded it's hilarious
>>205790744>she?
>>205790744who are you talmbout bout bout
>>205790734is this tranny in the room with us right now
>>205790748>>205790748>>205790748
Not digging life
>>205789656Everything was sincere back then
>>205789914does this hurt the fish?
