Sheep edition
sheep porn
Arse
weeeeeeeee
REPOSTING BECAUSE NEW: Lads, give it to me straight. Upon meeting a girl that I fancy, do I really have to "rizz" her? Can I not just treat her like I would another guy? I like that strategy better because it takes the pressure of off me if I just pretend she's one of my guy friends.
This BMW has been parked in front of my space from Thursday night with a note on it saying "broken down waiting for AA"What’s the best way to deal with this?
there is suffering here in America that are beyond all understanding
>>205845331that's a lot of vehicles
Geoguessers scrambling to their computers
anime women
>>205845337seeing your face in public?
>>205845331why are you doxxing yourself?
>>205845331This is so cozy and heckin walkable! Plz give me a visa?
>>205845325No, women like it when youre a dick to them, insult them lightly, call them weird, question why they do things and then everyone once in a while call them kinda cute or ask her when she got boobs if she wears something low cut. The key is to ask disinterested but confident, that way they work to get you and not the other way around.t.shagger
>>205845331nigga lives in privet drive
The state exists to support ME
>>205845331Vile newbuild goycontainers
>>205845331you can't park on a dropped curbcall the polis and they will get it towed
>>205845396screamingfaggotcattle goyslave prisons
Cattling goyslop prolefeed son!
deano posting from his barrett newbuild
pooing in my neighbor’s mail slot
>>205845459Peak slopNeed it now
>>205845459If Jenna had ordered that, she would have asked for a different kind of white sauce
I throw used car batteries in the ocean
>>205845459elton with a burst haemorrhoid
the last TF2 comic came out yesterday after like 8 yearskind of wish the game would just die
Got a big moustache
>>205845479well it's not like you're going to fish in there anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6xCZW_DQ-U
6 years since moni ate coleslaw with his hands at the meetup
I hate normies
>>205845384I wish you hadn't said that because I am no fucking good at this. I think I'll opt for the treating them like guys route but be disagreeable, funny, and not simpy. You think that might work, Mr. Shagger?
>>205845525Is that where he pissed in some lad’s Ribena?
>>205845237>>205845278usually not into bum stuff but morfydd clark has serious "begging for anal sex" energy
>>205845551what makes you think so?
*Whatever by Our Lady Peace starts playing*
>>205845573dunno it's just a vibe, to me, everything about her screams that she needs to be bummed
>>205845507DONE THAT LEPRECHAUN FREAK
>Yes, hello, I'm looking for a Mr. Stayker? P.I. Stayker
>>205845586Grok has become my second favorite AI generator after Stable Diffusion.
Wish I was a pretty girl lads
AI needs to bannedTotal AI death
>>205845615That's nice dear :)
>>205845640no you don'tbe quiet
Sir Trans Gender
>>205845547Bully them like you would a guy friend, but dont treat them like a guy, you'll just unintentionally friendzone them or they'll think youre gay
>>205845595I'm glad you think so
>>205845640would have my legs spread in front of a mirror watching myself girlwank most of the day if i was i reckon
>>205845659
Mad how AI will wipe out human life due to the hubris of techbros
FakeSchoolMinibus
>>205845752techbros like jews, don't know the meaning of the word hubris
>>205845662Thanks for the tip. So much of this is foreign to me, I was raised primarily by mumberg so I have all these female sensibilities despite being a straight guy. I'm agreeable, hate confrontation, and have a tendency to be way too nice. 2025 is going to be all about beating that shit out of me. >dont treat them like a guyStill have no idea how I'm supposed to treat them like a woman
>>205845763
>>205845787>can't make images of fat logs sliding out her arseWhat is even the point?
buradorī warushu
*strolls into /brit/ in me pajamas and bed head* Yes, hello. I'm looking for Mr. Over. First name: Hung.
>>205845269There is a good Pink Floyd song called Sheep.
catyank in the house
>>205845822pink floyd is satanic
He's got you all figured out, chuds. https://youtu.be/tUbo0IeWTY4
>>205845834wagwan bluds
>>205845815Over, Hung?
Happy 145th birthday to Jossph Vissarionovich Stalin
check 'em, chrissy
>>205845970Heh heh
>>205845775Act like theyre a slight inconvenience to your very existence but don't be too rude, remember social shaming is a very powerful way to manipulate a woman even on a micro level
watched the first episode of black doves and a man gets bummed by another man. shan't be continuing.
>>205845970checks these trips loser
>>205845970oof madone, those are singles
>>205845970
What even is a rook? Some sort of corvid?
>>205845995Based Shagger. Thank you, I will do my best.
did all my christmas shop in one go, 90 quid, bosh
Look at this fucking lineup!
turn into such a coomer when hungover needing multiple filthy wanks in a day until it passes to stuff that is probably all legal
cronem are gettin dey waves done
been out and done me christmas shopping in central xtime to scran me chinky pastries and have a diabetic nap x
Boxing tonight Dodgy stream on the PC Steve "fackin" Vince on the wireless Erect willard in my hand Oh, what a night!
>>205846219nigga shut yo goofy ass up
Looks like a certain someone who posts hereWon't be naming any namesBut it begins with a D
the cronem are gettin dey waves done, sending snapchats to leng tings
reading /brit/ always reminds me of elder scroll oblivion"people" here trying to have a conversation, but it ends up like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYZ9B7N6vHM
https://youtu.be/8Tu8AZVVlb4?si=m_7mO7jilkIrlo9vMy heart... guh
>>205846299go back to posting cocks on your aussie vpn if you want attention
>>205846071Yeah, one with a thicker body and shorter beakThe state exists FOR US, not us for it
wont get home until 9only gives me about an hour and a bit to get nicely steaming for the boxing
back on the yaoi
nth for the gyaldem
mr muscle unblocked my toilet lads
>>205846385>3.47 MBcomputer just started spluttering and throwing out sparks
>>205846385rorkes gaff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXc8aMzXhc&list=PLL-sMa2lHYj233CaJQ33GuSkGUWZXrvBl
might go to the gym and stop at dads on the way back later to try and improve my mental health been a really tough day
190cm will be here within the next week lmfao I just can't wait
>>205846385opening up this image used up all 64gb of my ram, what the fuck
You want a toe? I can get you a toe
>>205846283diego???
>>205846555And within this week, and within last week, and within the week before, and within the week before that…
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
well?
you're asking me will my love grow
i don't knowi don't know
>>205846629i dont recall asking you that and i dont care to know
fucking hell accounting is boring but it's basically my only way to get a well paid job
>>205846628Surprised Paul Breach never became a gimmick on here, has a lot of potential
>>205846689>>205846654>>205846620whats wrong with him
just picked up a snack
I wish Diego was here on Christmas day. But he noteth.
imagine my shock
People don't understand how lovely it is to rub a chubby cheek
>>205846797>when he feeds you his sandwich
>>205846797I want to be right so bad
>>205846616corrr scran this
>>205846797yooooo
Have you ever called Omarosa a nigger, in your mind
wanking off the pet yank
wouldnt mind being wanked by a 4/10 orange slag munter desu
>>205845269Going to hell lads.Not for shagging sheep, like I always thought I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ2t5GJEwYYanime
I hate women more than anything
>>205846385spent a lot of time here in my youth
You guys think Marco White still pulls slags?
dem jordans be squeakin soon x
>>205847144Doesn't need to with his baby gravy
Gravy's good tonight
>>205846385looks vaguely LoZ:aLttP-ish.
Ate a wedge of Brie earlier and it has actually fucked me up, never eating that shit again
Playing Tears of the Kingdom
bought a correct adapter and finally fixed mums tele by plugging an old monitor. now I only have to fix a power socket in her room and put all this stuff there
>>205845331this is why the UK is shityou break down and are forced to leave your car next to someone's house while AA takes forever and in just for doing this people start evil schemes against you
Errytin gon b alri de ladda
Love eating ridiculous shit in Project Zomboid me, like having your dude eat a whole stick of butter
>>205847251to be fair, the British Empire was founded upon evil schemes... and cups of tea.I'd bend over in confession for a good cup of tea right now.
our king, he loves ze cakesour king, in big troubleminers striking, no more gemstonesi'm need more cakesour king, good kingnobody bother 'im, so i just slip ze cakes under 'is door
>>205847259everyday we above ground a great day
Regret spending £900 on Oasis tickets They're basically only performing their later albums ffs what a con
ONLY christmas related posts from now on
>>205847319Doctor Homolka,Stop. Eating. My sesame cakes!
Watching Home Alone 2
>>205847259>>205847321This incel poster, a /britfeel/ dolescum cunt, wants to rim seasideMARK's unwiped anus clean He'd slide his tongue right up his pooey arse hole
spending £900 on Oasis tickets
You'd have to pay me to see Oasis
>>205847390ohh lovely
going to order myself a pair of 80kg synthetic tits for chrimbo
mariah carey makes almost $3 million per year on her one songit not right
eating pistachios
Dead general
>>205847533I heard pistachios cant heighten your chances of spontaneous combustion
One last night shift then off for Christmas
dubs and well get a box of bbq shapes for christmas
Youre not white if you have round ears
>>205847216weak and brown
brb going to kill myself
Auntberg and Sisterstein just left.I need water. I need a shower. I need to drink water in a shower.
nth for the experts
>>205845331BMW drivers should all be rounded up and skinned alive in roblox
>thanks for the maccies anon
what did you lads buy in the steam sale?
Sucking an expert
Ah yes, Employed Woman.
>>205845331Tarq neighborhood. Go fuck yourself Richie Rich. Imagine being a /brit/ poster when you are a priviliged upper class tarq. What a loser.
>>205847691Phwoar she's a right sort
>>205847691>happy meal combo: $30>big mac/quarter pounder combo: $90Im never going to financially recover from this, Dawn you fat whore!
obese sister who is 24 stone and five foot 4 height. diagnosed with high blood pressure stage 2. moaning and throwing a fit like a baby because she has to change her diet and caffeine free etc. What a babby. why are fatties and especially female fatties so upset that they cant be unaccountable pigs with zero consequences? she is 34 btw and such a landwhale its disgusting. crying because she has to quit caffeine go for a walk and eat a salad. keep in mind she was going kfc every weekend pig
>>205847732would
>>205847771did you ever shag her up the folds
>>205847790trust me she looks like a walking bloated pig
>>205847734he stole it from reddit
wish Diego was here on Christmas day
>>205847771>24 stone>going kfc every weekendmore like every acouple hours lmao
>>205847771not arsed
>>205847815How would you know? Redditcunt
>>205847734bro..... it looks shit
>>205847073Luv em x
>>205847851because i know how to reverse image search
THERE'S A STAR SCRAAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
And IIIIIIEEIIIEEEIII will always love poo! ~ Dolly Farton
>Welcome to the Royal Prince's Pizzeria, how can I take your order?wat do?
>>205847879How would you know how to do that? Sound like a redditcunt
>>205847907screaogmgin
>>205847865I'm so glad /brit/ got past it's anti anime phase
>>205847861Yeah those giant houses look truly awful. Clearly living in some dingy flat would be better. What the fuck are you talking about.
someone said to watch a superman movie trailer and a fucking dog in a superman cape shows up
how not kill self
>>205847926bore on borelad
>>205847771Let me wash off the incest, and I'll be over to shag her skinny.
>>205847954possibly the best anime character of all time
>>205847914Prince Andrew also loves pizza. Must run in that inbred German paedo royal family
bought a bunch of gay porn clothes from Asos but returned them out of shame
>>205847977uh, no
>>205847949Why? Angry that i exposed you, redditcunt?
>>205847979I mean it’s pizza. Everybody loves pizza. Can’t imagine the state of any tastebud-blind runt that doesn’t like pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28Rorke twerking his wee arse
Gay sex porn
>>205847936do city slickers really
>>205848022is this kamina or simon
>>205848044screamingrorke shaking his thang to this tune
bum willy wank
>>205848044howling
>>205848056
Nearly got ran over by some obese rasheed with palestine stickers all over his cardead country
Britain cries out in anger for a Sharia Law state
how can you tell whether the voices you hear are real people and aren't the demons that live in your skull
Might get racist and Islamophobic again
Britain bellows in anguish for more mince meat pies
>>205848070kittan
Emma Watson having her morning constitutional.
reject britainembrace anime
>>205847930Anti anime posters are newfags, /brit/ has always been a pro-anime general x
Anime is quite literally gay
Greg Lansky was so basedAbsolute kino machine
finished my k cider at about 1pm and fell asleep until just now
>>205848287this
Kebab time de leds
New>>205848198>>205848198>>205848198
problem with anime is that some of it is undeniably great and everything but if you invite its discussion you always get so many gigagimps
>>205848310been rewatching some classic blacked from 2014-2018, insane how good it was
GAMER MOMENTGAMERS GAMING
>>205848342true to be fairalso a lot of the stuff they like is mid af
>>205848317grim
>>205848354timmy's crush
mumbergs away out so I have to make my own tea
>>205848328another dogshit zinger
>>205848379would tap that black pussy all day long while calling her a nagger
>>205848354
>>205848410Cmnf is my fetish?
ay Tone, check these trips I got
Need a Californian gf
>would tap that black pussy all day long while calling her a nagger
anime probably has the worst shite to good ratio of any medium
>>205848452no you don't be quietall you'll be hearing is "like" and "omg" every 5 seconds
>>205848478like omg your bwc is breathtaking
Emma Watson squatting over me and squirting diarrhea into my mouth.
Kelly Cates my wife
'nime
>>205848473no, that's movies and it isn't even close
FAT GIRLS
>>205848538She’s a big girl.
>>205848518
google, search mika tan hairy pussy
>>205848538ornery heifer needs milking correction
>>205848538bet those boobs are very disappointing
>>205845331>>205847734>>205847936Does >>205845331 actually look highly affluent to bongs?
>>205848538yh nh
*watches a cat lick its bollocks*
Ashley Alexander is the best new pornstar in years
>>205845331wow that neighborhood looks rich as fuck but why are the houses so tiny and clumped together
using hairdryer to warm up the room quickly
>>205848597you never see those British shows where they live in these things with their 2mx2m fenced off backyard?
>>205848118Gattling rich gurl~>>205848326Ktim
what's a good beard trimmer lads? braun? wahl? philips?need something with an adjustable length. my beard is around 20mm in length but i also want to be able to trim my body hair.budget £70 max
Showed a dying man in hospital a brit post and it put a smile on his face.
>>205848597Yeah the windows give it away. Its not typical council estate commie Windows
you vile incel worms
>>205848538CORRRRRRR
>>205848712Me?
>>205848354what do i even wake up in the morning for
>>205848538She's got disgusting pig trotters for feet
>>205848688probably because he too was relieving himself in his adult nappy when he read one of our many "doing a poo" posts
off to bed lads x
>>205848685i'm a wahl boy
>>205848354eva lovia
Albion shrieks in anguish for Greggs sosij rolls.
>>205848702British people don't have windows
>>205848741Those are her shoes, mate. She's got heels on.
Get anything good in the steam sale?I got Kenshi, Talos Principle, Arma 3, and a couple of others I can't remember right now. Got them all installed and ready. Looking forward to Kenshi. GOG are doing a sale as well so shop around.
>>205848767brish peepoo downt ave wooking taps eeduhr
>>205848685I use phillips me
>>205848816which model
>>205848436
general tso's ordered
>>205848494scremaing
70 quid for a pube trimmer? Oh how some people live
have a sneaking suspicion the roomie drank some of my almond milk. just let it go, r-right guys. imagine taking someones life over milk. lol haha
saw some advertising
might tie a bunch of nooses and hang them on my walls as decorations, or if i just fancy a quick nip to the afterlife
>>205848919fart in it
Mad how in Australia it's already tomorrow
>>205848834Norelco, series 3000
>>205848873Why isn't this gif moving?
been getting tommy edison videos recommended to me lately but they're all like 8+ years old, haven't bothered to check his channel to see if he's still around and still blind
>>205848808might get one or two off my wishlist
dunno what to get my mid 30s brother for christmas
>>205848997spaki
>>205848968It's got MLP stuff at the end of the cycle. There'll be a Canadian sperging out in here momentarily, threatening to murder everyone.
>>205848990Gift card for the local brothel
>>205849012>>205849012>>205849012>>205849012
>>205848997Liverpool must be winning then
>>205848997twice ive seen this today
>>205848982armored core is goodas is stalker
>>205848997
>>205848759Big fan of Greggs myself
>>205848957That's a shaver not a beard trimmer
