john and paul editiom
>>214957312the beatles are shitwe don't have to pretend anymore don't worry
>>214957339best band of all time
>>214957288You can't cook a Bigham's in the microwave you povvo retard. It's a premium freshly made ready meal, it has raw ingredients so you need to cook it properly. It comes in a special wooden dish for oven cooking. Tastes better than microwave slop from asda.
>Government approval falls to its lowest level since Labour took office, with a net score of -61 (fieldwork 13-15 Sep 2025)sir keir is finished
i do feel sorry for the blacks because they can only have 2 hairstyles afro or bald
>>214957312Why do black people hate the beatles so much?
>>214957312>I was thinking the other day, actually— I thought, “I wish I just sat and hugged him, all the time we were together.” </3
>>214957359remember when it was the evil tories fault and labour were going to come and rescue us
>>214957373they don't
*enters the thread with black mans dreadlocks for hair*alri
rorke getting a bit misty eyed at the scene where aragorn says “my friends, you bow to no one” at the end of return to the king
>>214957355This, but unironically.
>>214957359>>214957393Four more years, no refunds
>>214956419don't be ridiculous no such thing happens and it most certainly is not captured on spy cams placed in smoke detectors the sources of which are never identified nor mentioned ever again
>>214957359reeves pushing the autumn statement to november is very telling
>>214957357a microwave COOKS things as well, you're just wasting energy
need toil outlawed hurry up AI
Ruby Granger flicking her bean in her smelly childhood bedroom
>>214957408it just hits me in the feels
>>214957359the adults are back in charge as it were
>>214957411give us your own ranking then
pooby granger
>>214957429corr
Any Timmys in the thread today?
So that's why the povvo mongs hate Bigham's so much, they think it's the same as the asda smart price slop and rustler burgers that they heat in the microwave and subsist onYeah, like I would heat up a freshly made dauphinoise or a chicken kyiv in the microwave... retards>>214957422I don't even own a microwave you grim freak, I don't consume goyslop
>>214957355this list is in reverse?
>>214957452>chicken kyivRorke's gonna have a melty about this
Ruby granger getting 1m subs on YouTube can only respect that she’s played you lot like a fiddle sharing her videos constantly when she was small time
omdshttps://youtu.be/brZHqvBcXo4
any ocd pip claimants in?
>>214957357Well said
>>214957452keep rustlers out of your goddamn mouth
>>214957457mate there's no way you have such shit taste
i just cook my own dinner personally but that's me
>>214957487if I come to england I get money for having ocd?
>>214957357>ready meal>you need to cook it properlyjust not on
>>214957487you can get pip for that?
the only ready meal i eat are lasagne
>>214957471don't understand ruby antis. just don't watch her videos. you can even click don't recommend channel.
>>214957511are you crazy?
>Police say a man has admitted he falsely claimed he shot conservative activist Charlie Kirk to allow the actual gunman to flee. George Zinn, 71, is being held on obstruction of justice charges.hard to get more based that that
Never had a Charlie Bs in my life maybe I should
your opps are out there making moves and you're in your smelly bedroom posting here, tell me how that makes any sense?
>>214957417Mental how someone installed a spy camera in the halls of government and there was no inquiry into how that was allowed to happen
>>214957429reminds me of that other bird that got posted in here with all the self-harm scars who used to wank in her childhood bedroom
camgirl i'm watching has got a phimosis dildo
>>214957538garfield no
>>214957554keeping the spirit of manifest destiny alive
>>214957452Well said
mumsy shouting up the stairs: "rorrrrrrrrke, your meal's ready"rorke looking at the camera: "loves a ready meal, she does"
Mad how ten years ago selfies were a bit of a joke and now every company demands you take one to set up an account with them
nigga beating his shit then tabbing over to /brit/ to tell us
these bitches love sosa
>>214957575name?
>>214957560too expensive
>>214957575what's a phimosis dildo
>>214957603scr
>>214957566https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Notice
>>214957560Have 2
>>214957564all the NEETS here are the unloved and incapable of our society, they refused to work and they’re all responsible for the migrants they want removed, as someone has to take their place
>>214957552you think 'please please me' is the second best beatles album?
>>2149574381 - Abbey Road2 - Rubber Soul3 - The White Album4 - Revolver5 - Sgt. Pepper's6 - Magical Mystery Tour7 - Help!8 - With The Beatles9 - Please Please Me10 - A Hard Day's Night11 - Let It Be12 - Beatles For Sale13 - Yellow Submarine
this version of garfield is cuter than the later version with the long arms and legshe looks more like a real cat
>Harold Joseph Laski (30 June 1893 – 24 March 1950) was an English political theorist and economist. He was active in politics and served as the chairman of the British Labour Party from 1945 to 1946>Harold Laski was born in Manchester on 30 June 1893 to Nathan and Sarah Laski. Nathan Laski was a Lithuanian Jewish cotton merchant, while his mother was born in Manchester to Polish Jewish parentsHow long has it been like this?
are most jobs here fake bs? do we have any productive industries?
Charlie Bigham's. Always.
>>214957599remember when i made my youtube account they specifically told me to never use my personal info, now they want my passport and picture
>>214957538Same, takes too long to prepare
why does everyone put abbey road at the top it's the least bestit's barely a beatles album
Aneurin Bevan and it's consequences have been a disaster for the British race
>>214957604don't fuck me, tony
>>214957554Also being held because he has cp on his phone
cant believe some people still play chess in this day and age when we've got games like counter strike and super smash bros
never gone out of my way to listen to the beatles me
>>214957640knew at the first birth/death dates that this post that it would be about jews
should've let boney have belgium
CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST LUIGI MANGIONE
>>214957631I think it could be if I want it to be :)
>>214957645>do we have any productive industries?pharmaceuticals... some research & development... that's it
remember when you could pm people on youtubemust have been up to 2010, 2011honestly shocking i wasn't groomed
>>214957606bri_von_dhara_
rorke crashing out
>>214957636based abbey road + rubber soul enjoyer but I can't allow white album over revolver, you enjoy listening to number 9 number 9 number 9?
>>214957538charlie bigham fish pie is extremely peng though
>>214957673>hard to get more based that that
>>214957687
>>214957687charges of terrorism were dropped, but he's still going down for murder
>>214957713he was jewish
>>214957674I'm playing free cell right now
court rules kirk's neck "just did that"; charges dismissed
>>214957709rather make my own
>>214957687terrorism charges. They'll put him on death row still
apparently nikola tesla found a way to make infinite free energy so olden days glowies sabotaged his reputation
For me it was Benjamin The Israeli
焼き鳥カップヌードル for lunch
cracking open a fresh charlie bighams
>>214957717screm
>rather make my own
>>214957554(((zinn)))
I feel like youtube missed a trick in not turning it into a more social platformimagine being able to schedule a watchalong with mates and shitpostng in the chator being able to recommend vids to friends
woke gone MENTAL
free our boy tyler
scranning a poo
free my nibba rorke
>>214957762what are thooooooooose
>>214957747the prestige isn't a documentary
>>214957681If you get into them, like, really listen to their stuff, there's no turning back. Nothing can compare, really. No other post classical era artists have created as many 10/10 songs as them.
>>214957735you won't though you'll lie in your own filth wanking and then order a pizza
reckon Reform will ban halal slaughter?
>>214957762Reductio ad absurdum
And the very latest from Seaside Mark??
>>214957771>jam sandwichesFOY
>>214957717and what of the charges relating to creating a secret clone army on Kamino hmmmm?
>>214957717The fuck? What kind of likeness is that??!
>>214957673thought you were joking but its true apparently every fucking time
>>214957771>could you PTOMike Tyson telling you to fuck off
>>214957771Sign of a runt though that, mum made him jam sandwiches for school lunch
>>214957797no, they'll open the doors to pakistan and india
>>214957771basedput a proper filling in therethe blitz ended 100 years ago
>>214957770best they can do is collaborative playlists
jam is a fruit
>>214957717Seething
uberman just blessed me with 3 breakfast sandwiches, a cake pop and a venti pumpkin spice latte. thank you uberman.
just got charged with seven counts of scranning poo and four of domestic terrorism
jam sandwiches are as british as they come zoom zoom
500g of charlie bighams straight up the shitter
>>214957804they call it jelly
>>214957804How is that FOY?What else would you call a jam sandwich
raping a tractor
never had a jam sandwich in my lifesounds disgusting
>>214957801Non Sequitur
>>214957804https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich,_Kent
if you were ever given a ready meal for tea in your childhood your parents didn't love you
>>214957804My grandad was born in the 30s and never even went to a foreign country and he ate a jam sandwich for pudding after every meal
>>214957792
Sir Thomas Partey
so charlie bighams are just premium ready meals
it's more like the beatles set the standard for great popular music going forwards from them
Is it normal for women to deny reality?
>jam sandwichesso you want your children to be gay
remember once mam somehow put a pack of fags in my packed lunch so the school had to confiscate my packed lunch and put them in a secure bag and she had to come and pick it up
rorke living off mre ration packs
What do you call a taxi driver in arabic?Omar Tariff, hahaha
>>214957848Minge sarnie
>>214957804very true
The fishman of Weymouth
>>214957857forren bastid
>>214957872More than that. They're a physical manifestation of someone who's doing slightly well for themselves so of course it induces mania amongst the crabs in the /brit/cket.
>>214957867he sounds like a massive dickhead
sir charlie bingham jam sandwich labubu meal
so when did /brit/ just start openly shilling for charlie bighams
Whilst watching TV today, I've noticed that two presenters have used the word "finessing" to mean "refining". In the same day. I can't believe how fucking thick these people are for the money they're getting paid. Not a single person tries to speak like a white person nowadays.
(*^-^*)
My mum used to give me paste butties
>>214957875Its not really a denial more like an inability to perceive it
the plan>win lottery>buy an island >only leave to get food and other essentials >never look at internet or tv ever again
>>214957866nah my mum is just a shit cook
>>214957918its just one sad gimp trying to force a gimmick
Me? Sensible centrist.
>>214957923hold rbpress b gooooooooooooooollllllll
>>214957931thats strange, i used to give your mum paste up her own buttie
jam sandwich, with butter first right?
>>214957872there's nothing "premium" about them, it's all just clever marketing and packaging which evidently plenty of mongs in here have fallen for
>>214957941yeh so she didnt love you enough to learn to how provide you with adequate nutrition.
such is life in the dollhouse
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie BighamsQuite the list isn't it
sir john lewis
https://youtu.be/nso2Qv7QDB4?si=dYMx5KLleaRTymRwThis new update is AWESOME!
>>214957883wanted to increase your street cred in the playground but you had to rat on her little dweeb grassing up your mam hope she battered you for that
>>214957959It is one fat cunt from /britfeel/ spamming it
>>214957948good way of saying you don't believe in anything
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-23/ex-millionaire-david-glasheen-revived-by-remote-island-living/11310184He died this year.Tragic. :/
>>214957923decipher this: unc seething
>>214957968um
The only time I spend 'online' in the unhealthy sense is at toil, if I had a comfy wfh job I'd never come here again
>>214957911>doing well for yourself>don't have the time to cook your own meals or a woman who loves you enough to cook them for you
>>214957968Tradesman gimmick
feasters wank soon
>>214957792ktim on a Friday night
charizzlie skibidighams
Getting close to a year now since Luigi whacked that ceo. Do you think he regrets it? Since it was kind of meaningless, nothing happened
jelly and jam are not the same product but yanks prefer clear fruit jelly spreads because more of their ancestors were g*Rmoids
>>214957984*ahem*This was meant for >>214957940
Sir Mark Spencer
>>214958009Why don't you ask him?
freshly baked bread with extra crunch covered in butter covered in jam yummy
Sir Jam Sandwich
apparently the best book in english is the pilgrim's progress, anyone read it?
Charlie T and Charlie B
The Pocket Monsterof The DayIs ..Crobat !!
>>214958026Why don’t you come lick my tight bumhole
>he thinks he's successful because he can afford the expensive slop rather than the not quite as expensive slop
if you eat fish fingers past your teens your a wrongun
hi all!
>>214957968big brad man me
>>214958045lots of horses on the trump visit :)
>>214958052What did you have last night?
>>214958042One’s in my wardrobe, one’s in my oven
>>214958061I’m twenty twoteen so that’s okay
>>214958045IƬΣMӨFƬΉΣ DΛY?
all bicep reporcable rippleorplop lyricorpricy poll
poo screm
>>214958061Reckon I have fish fingers, chips and beans at least once a week
>tfw too grown up to eat a fish finger even though i like fish fingersjust the sacrifice you have to make when "adulting" as we grown-ups will sometimes say
brb making dinner x
>>214957999>High quality ingredients because he cares about their health>Meals designed by professional chef, he has a refined palate>Doesn't have time to cook because of his busy career/social life>Bigham's as a backup since he eats out regularly>World is his oyster. He lives in LondonHere's what we can deduce about a /brit/ poster that eats Charlie Bigham's
>>214958106just eat them in secret. no one has to know
discord is so gay everyone is such a soft fag
>>214958106just call them goujons and its grand
>>214958093Item of The Dayis ..Mossy Lure Module !!
Just finished making a spreadsheet of the exact costing of what I consume per week. That's another step out of the way in the journey to be rich and keeping any money spent on slop to a minimum.
>>214958121i can't m8 a lad on 4chan said you're not allowed
More than a few times I’ve had girls over in my flat and they’ve gone to my fridge to get a glass of water and seen my stack of Bighams and they’ve been visibly impressed, going “oooh aren’t these expensive?” Never expected my choice of ready meal would ever be a fanny magnet but it happens sometimes
>>214958061makes sense since prisoners get them
my dad sent me to school with buttered peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because he was trying to make me fat
Charlie Kirk more like Charlie ACK
hi haha
>>214958081they are Verywell Behaved !!
Will the real mousey please stand up
>>214958109>12:34>dinner
>>214958149
>>214958111yh i saw that on bbc news homepage too
>>214958142so he'd have more cushion for the pushing?
>>214958131Sensible. When you have some downtime, give the chart a peruse.
Love spam fritters me
>>214958131It would be more of an opportunity cost for me to waste my time doing that than it costs to buy all my food for the week, and I am a Bighams/Waitrose 1/Duchy Originals chad.
>>214958128I'm not impressed with the item of the day but your word is law on this matter so I shall make my peace
>>214958131My food bill is £81 a month
>>214958138Eating Bighams shows a certain level of class and taste which women find extremely attractiveI too have experienced this reaction first hand
>>214958178>:(
>>214957707But what about all the other great songs in the album such as Happiness Is A Warm Gun, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Yer Blues and Rocky Raccoon?
cabergé egg
any Gary Eats updates? :)
>>214958124you're the lad who joined a gamer discord in the south west aren't you
>>214958185this is fucking stupid
>>214958137make a salad,put the baked fish fingers on topdrizzle with some tartare sauceserve with red wine/fruit juicenow its suitable for adults
hate speech isn’t real. Borders matter. Sovereignty matters. Not all cultures are equal.
I saw Charlie Bigham at a Tesco in Braintree yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>214958152he is real
How can I become a celebrity here
>>214957968>>mallardlad>>Paper round in Chernobyl>>Autumnclue>>Kosher saltmissed these>>Irish diasporathis is just heatermong schizo nonsense and shouldnt be included
>>214958240borders dont matter if most immigrants fly in
Charlie Bigham is not a meme!!
>>214958204I didn’t think so since my mum used to buy Bighams for me and my brother when we were kids so it’s always seemed normal to me but I guess it is impressive to some people. I guess they’re a little more expensive than other meals.
>>214957312The band was called the Beatles because John Lennon used to beat his wife Cynthia btw >>214957355Their best album of the first period is Please Please MeTheir best albums of the psychedelic period are Magical Mystery Tour and The White Album (honorary mention of Abbey Road)Don't care about Sgt Pepper
looking at fluffy moths
>>214957355The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>214958119Well said
absolute dogshit gimmick
posted here for hours every single day since march 2017
>>214958251find a gimmick and commit to it
I know an Irishman with long dreadlocks and an Asian gf… Heathermong was right
>>214958258the majority of the list he keeps posting aren't even gimmicks, just spam
>>214958275cuuute!
Never been in a Waitrose or tried a Bigham's in my life
>>214958213those are not the great songs the great songs are long long long and julia and birthday and martha my dear and don't pass me by and I'm so tired and mother's nature's son and savoy truffle
>>214958275qt
>>214958287not true really
>>214958287true1
>>214958271>I guess they’re a little more expensive than other meals.Oh really? I never noticed. My financial situation is such that I can afford the best without having to penny pinch I would hazard a guess that this too is very attractive quality for women
he gracefully flutters toward your outstretched finger and gently lands on it, what do you say?
>>214958275that's a stuffed animal toy
>>214958275slapped the shit out of this cunt in hollow knight
>>214958334Well said
>>214958275mainstream media has brainwashed us into thinking butterflies are cuter which is just not true
Until a month ago I thought the fancy ready meals were made by the comedian who writes James Bond novels.
>>214958300No... and let's keep it that way Rustler boy.
>>214958192what do you eat lad?
My gimmick? Making extremely witty and informative posts of course.
wow I just got the cobalion from the Pokemon Go event encounter! is it good? it looks like skiddle
think I'll have to go for poo seal
fucked in the arseand your to blameyou give gays a bad name
>>214958334Same. For me I just don’t have the time to be cooking stuff from scratch, I’m too busy doing stuff in the evenings so having restaurant quality meals stocked up on my fridge is just really handy.
Why yes, I was a member of The Church Lads' Brigade in my youth. I loved every minute of it.
>>214958272he doesn't care about you either
>>214958357Chicken rice and yoghurt basically
>>214958339i stuffed your animal of a mum with my toy
>>214958277posted it again award
off to iceland to do the big shop
ian phlegming
>>214958163yeah?
Dozens of us with refined palates here
>>214958258you're talking to him
>>214958393Do they do Charlie Bighams there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATyhzSF8enEthis guy Xrayed a battery. poggers
Irish diaspora is a genuinely good gimmique to be fair, heatherchad's outdone himself on that one
>>214958379I mainly eat sardines, beans and potatoes
>>214958185Lucky my family died early, already beyond step 8. Going to be putting 20k a year into S&S ISA for the next five years
>>214958420Nice I don’t like fish
>>214958393Doing it at a food warehouse or just regular iceland?
>>214958334>>214958372Well said
>>214958413Yeah it’s his one decent gimmick but he runs it into the ground. Also him making one funny gimmick means he thinks he can force other ones and eventually we will pick them up too
>>214958455Well said
its pretty funny that we're the only country on earth that knows both imperial and metric units instinctively
remember watching that youtube video where they guy opens up the car battery and it was just full of double A batteries and i believed it
>>214958407no they do greggs and sides by the sidemen though so will be stocking up>>214958428just regular
binghams is the shittiest gimmick goingsuch obvious samefag replies as well
Pea protein shake for breakfast. Pad Kee Mao for lunch. A mug of chicken stock for dinner.
>>214958469yeah I was just saying that down the comedy club
>>214958483You've been done
NEW>>214958490>>214958490>>214958490
>>214958491>>214958491>>214958491
>>214957968poo smells lmao
>>214958472Hope they were at least rechargable batteries and not disposables you thick cunt
>>214958499>>214958500