spidermandem edish
first for me
spanish chicken tonight x
>>215264722That's a shame
Diego would want you lot to watch Graham Norton tonight
so cold need a big /brit/ boy to keep me warm
>>215264819>>215264832yank on a vpn
>>215264688Watch ลุงบุญมีระลึกชาติ (2010)
Where can I wild camp in the UK? I don't want to go to a pre designated campsite, that's not camping
>Fallen Angels. Looks kino as fuck but it's it something I'm gonna enjoy zooted?
>>215264836Rorke will say it should be English chicken
Where’s the home alone Friday night guy
>>215264879scotland
Imagine asking where you can 'wild camp' fucking MONG
>>215264895I am Rorke and no I won't
>>215264879in the woods
>>215264853Diego is a religious fanatic moron, why should I care what he'd want me to watch?
>>215264879You never leave your rancid bedroom you friendless cunt
>>215264869you're rattled because someone actually realised you are a yankcan't imagine anything more pathetic than trying to fit in with a gb flag
>>215264881Yes All those movies he recommended are good choices
smoked too much hash this year and now i’m retarded
korean food is very underrated
deegs has abandoned us...
>>215264940>underratedNormies never stop gushing over it
not really cut out for living so close to othwe people overhearing their conversations and them looking at me and that need to go live in the woods desu
>>215264901he stopped namefagging but it was just 190 doing a new character anyway
>>215264926yank these nuts big boy
>>215264925I will slay you where you stand you utter rancid dick
i couldnt figure this out earlier when i was high and cant now that im higher
>>215264940>OMG it's sweet AND hot!!!
>new job's already stressing me outhate toiling
>>215264879>that's not campingthere's many styles of camping, there's no right or wrong way to camp. we're all in the hobby and we all have our preferences so let's not yuck each other's yums yeah? :)
>>215264688The Fast and the Furious (2001), it's unironically a great movie
mental how I finally got rich but nothing changed in my life I’m still a social retard virgin with no friends or acquaintances and I keep buying expensive things hoping it will make me feel something but it doesn’t.
>>215265009t. no woman ever describing you
>>215265023>be neet>no stress but no money>get job >stress but moneythe toilsmans lament
>>215265039damn i wish i was ric i'd be out of this country
>>215264952I’m just too busy doing the cuck and digital ID posts to do diego this week, sorry. Maybe next week.
mad how populated Japan & Java areTOO MANY MAN TOO MANY MANY MAN
>>215265003Catberg turned himself into a hot cross bun
Hey gang where can I commit a wild act? Tell me precisely where - thank you!
(8) Wonder if you knowHow they live in Tokyo (8)
please dont make porn real life
>>215265061where would you go
>>215265094wales
>>215262627gonnae nae do that amirite?
>>215265094epstien island
>>215265073no way thats crazy
>>215265039What're some expensive things you've purchased to fill the void?Maybe you just didn't purchase the right stuff?
>>215265079Your ma's bedroom
>>215265114visited that on flight sim 24 and went for a cheeky walk about
>>215265094out of my mind
>>215265132
Wish I had a hot and sweet Korean wife to make me yummy underrated food
am nae fae yoker
>>215265162We’re all fae somewhere!
>>215265039why aren't you doing a world tour right now?
>>215265132>weegee
ketchup fae >< sexoo
>>215265166then hoo come yer names les porter?
what does we're all fae somewhere even mean?like what is the message? what is the pointyou know what I meanlikewhat is it meanto be fae somewherego back tae somewhere cuntcuntbrown cunt
You lot don't half bully incels What have they done to you!
>>215265070why can't we send all of them to the australian outback
>>215265132this is propaganda but Glasgow a shitehole anyway
>>215264688Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
anne widdicobme sex arse
genuinely cannot fathom how women have twins and tripletshow the FUCK does 3 fit inside her are they smaller than a normal baby or what
>>215265243Why do you autistically post this movie every time someone asks for a recommendation?
>>215264688the adventures of baron munchausen
the delivery man will be here with my lego bonsai tree set and the afnan supremeacy collectors edition aftershave that a german guy on /pol/ said was really good
>>215262686
i just need to sleep for about a month. then i'll be alright.
/brit/ really fell off, it's unc-status now.
>>215265266get it grok'd mate
>>215265294
>>215265281why didn't you get an actual bonsai tree like an adult
he was cute thoe
Sweet Caroline has to be one of the most overrated songs of all time
on the subject of movies anyone know this movie im thinking ofonly part i remember was there was like 5 people having a massive scrap in what I think was a changing room, had plumbing and showers because one of the pipes burst and there was water everywherehad a wog and a woman in it
Guys we’re all fae somewhere okay?
>>215265366hell drivers (1957)
need to be that golden retriever the group of girls had kekeke
Sister waited until 40 to decide she wanted children and she's upset that it's not happening. I tried warning her years ago ffs.
website told me it's easiest to emigrate to belize
>>215265165Why did your hapa gf break up with you ‘fic?
>>215265035Seen this pretty recently cheers though>>215265243Good suggestion >>215265273Hmm
when I flex my bicep it looks fucking mint and then when I try and take a picture it looks shit on my phone
>>215265405mummy had me at 39 and i turned out a full time /brit/ poster
>>215265405ill spunk up her
dont need help leaving thanks but good on you for knowing
Women are the biggest retards of all time award lol change my mind har-har no way you cannot mind's made up you see...
>>215265412>Belize has high rates of violent crime, including murder, armed robbery, and sexual assault, impacting both citizens and visitors
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-SoGNsOcrqorabbit femur :3
>>215265414I ghosted her because she got a bob haircut but she was never my girlfriend we just made out a couple times That was about 15 years ago
dogberghe's dead now sadly, I miss him dearly
incel on a mexican proxy award
>he's dead
>>215265500its spainers
>>215265495sexy dog. idk what the buttcheek is doing there
>>215265495State of that incel lairHope you cleaned up since then
>>215265495poodog :) .... in heaven !
>>215265470i dont belize it
>>215265495Is this ur arse
>>215265495ever shag him up the arse?
Is everyone still spazzing out over a digital driving license or what
>>215265567
is garlic aioli just garlic mayonnaise?
Please rise for the national anthum.O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND... *tah-tah*...WHEN WILL ME SEE... YOU'RE LIKES AGIN...WAE DIED AND LOST NOO....TAE THOSE WAE DEARLY SPEND..AN STOOD AGINST HEM.PROOD EDTARDS ARMEY..... AN SE-ENT EM HOOM-WARD.... Tae Think Again...................
Baaaad bad evening to be a Modelo Especial haha
>>215265595doesnt have egg in it
digital poo license
>>215265623Why?Gonna shove it up your ass?
Shan't be doing my "man fetishising medieval bubonic plague scenes" gimmick today... the crowd is simply not right.
>>215265595doesnt have smeg in it
>>215265623Deano....
>>215265623ahah x
Thinking about everything the Christians destroyed.
>>215265444Ktim
>nooo you have to speak in RP english amongst yourselves even though you don’t do that in casual situations
dont know why people would take ibuprofen during pregnancy now. if it affects the kidneys then it is not good for baby, surely. UwU much to think abt, brb. gn gngn
farmers aren't supposed to be rich and the poor aren't supposed to live in cities
>>215265713they've been advising against it for years
>>215265528 not a buttcheek >>215265529 i dont live there anymore >>215265530 ahah yeah >>215265544 no my arse is much harier >>215265549 nah
>>215265715cities have always been for elites ruling over bugman serfs farmchads have always held the whip hand over cities by controlling food
>>215265739good but they are shifting, and even scrambling
Mum took loads of bizarre pharmaceuticals when yours truly was in utero -- hence the wacky-backy nature of my mind...
>>215265671This shit is boringGet the pure satire posted
Comeback season starts very soon. The leaves are falling, but not me, not any more.
Simon Whistler
So excited to be back on the weed edibles tonight!!!
Have you heard about this retardmaxxing thing people are doing now?I'm dying to hear /brit/s thoughts on it, perhaps they are early adopters (judging by this thread!)
>>215265780my mates pet pig was killed by the cartel in mexico
applied to ZERO jobs today NONE!A pathetic runt wastrel incel failure that should kill himself, me
>>215265771doesn't matter when it's cheaper to buy food from somewhere else than the farmers in your own countrythen the farmers get poor and are bought by the city elites
>>215265567Serf
Should I spend £17,000 on Magic the Gathering? (Got £42k in inheritance)
>>215265823at least she was numbed to it from the drugs
mental Guantanamo bay is still active
>>215265830my brother graduated from uni in July of 2023 and hasn't applied for a job once despite getting a first
>>215265867not really that mental at all
>>215265877why
>>215265858that money would be better spent on authentic medieval style spun linen tunics
>>215265858How would you even manage to spend that much on playing cards?
mental how you're just saying that's mental and it's not actually mental
>A young Algerian man who sought sanctuary in the UK was found dead after struggling with trauma he experienced in his home country.
>>215265877so fuckign zasedwhat does he do with himself
will be getting the square root of fuck all in inheritance me my parents are skint retards that made a series of poor financial decisions
mental how many things there are
>>215265940Getting them killed
flatmates is always tunelessly whistling when walking around some people jsut have the need to make noise all of the time not me though i move in silence like a real g
>New digital ID will be mandatory to work in the UKOh bit like National Insurance then... hang on, why hasn't NI stopped illegal migration?
mental how your thoughts are your reality
One moment, just going to check on my RBRS gains
whenever I happen to watch chase I get about 70% of the questions right, I should be on there to make a few years worth of living money
>>215265945Name five
>>215265940pscr
>>215265997royal bank of retard scotland
>>215265995Daycart said something about this
>>215265944ktimon the plus side I won't have to "lend" dadberg money every month
>>215265987like my dad cunt always whistling and singing and jumping about
>Iranian asylum seeker lay dead for up to four months while wearing ankle tag
>>215266016Jackie Chan
>>215265944same good thing I'll be winning euromillions tonight
>>215265997Up 39.6% since March
>>215266016the five hairs remaining on your slaphead
You ever see those horrible cunts that get mad at their parents for spending "their inheritance"?Winds me right up actually
>>215266061Vaporized me to a small pile of ash
>>215265945most things haven't even been invented yet
How does the central bank in the UK work? Is it directly beholden to parliament?
>>215266079Why does it wind you up
>>215266093directly be holden my nuts against your face gayboy
might get into skeleton racing zip about on ice wearing lycra, arse out, twink figure showing. heard they even get orgasms from the exposure + vibration + danger
>>215265495>2020the year of covid and BLM
>>215266081Like what?
>>215266079I think there’s two sides to thatBoomers actively pissing away their money on frivolous luxuries or reverse mortgaging their houses while their children live in borderline poverty are evilRedditors feeling like their owed the whole lot are evil too
>Asylum seeker found dead in grounds of Wakefield hotel days after he had self-harmed>Irakli Kapanadze’s body was found hanging from a tree in the grounds of Cedar Court Hotel, Denby Dale Road, Wakefield, on September 14 this year.
>>215266133teleportation
>>215266079It would be distasteful a few decades ago but considering inhertiance is literally the only way people won't be a slave to toilberg their entire lives, I'd say it's disgusting how parents spend their children's inheritance and should be hanged
>>215266093the crown is indebted to it since waterloo
>>215266119That wasn’t a nice thing to say to me and did not satisfy my curiosity one iotaYou actually ruined my day I hope you’re pleased
>>215266046jsut no need is there
>>215266140
>>215266145I said toilberg but I meant landlordberg
>>215265323
>One dead after small boat carrying migrants capsizes in Channel crossing attempt
>>215265324i had them before but they are hard to look after and get the watering right you dont have to water the lego one
Mental how America in 1946 could have just conquered the entire world. Nuked Moscow and Beijing. Dismantled any government it wanted. Literally the only country with nuclear weapons, the best industrial base in the world, the best equipped army and no one really left to oppose them.
>>215266107The entitlement just gets my back upPlus it's not "your inheritance" it's their money. Little runt kids take take take take and then pick at the corpses of their parents like vultures
>>215266247Well said
>>215266260proof that nuclear weapons aren't real, if we could have why didn't we?
im gay
Historylets are getting uppity I see
test
>>215266260Could’ve rearmed the Germans too considering they had the most combat experience and used them as mercenariesWorld was oursWe could’ve ended the biomass
>>215261720 lol!>How Dare You(have such sweaty nuts!)
>>215266266>The entitlement just gets my back upWhy?>Plus it's not "your inheritance" it's their money.It can be both, not sure what conflict you're seeing there? Perhaps try stepping outside the selfish capitalism box
>>215266260do you think they had infinite nukes and Moscow wouldnt have air defense?
Dtfic mega meltdown
Digital ID + CBDC essentially kills dissent.
>samefagging his own posts from hours ago because he isn't getting any attentionJust so fucking sad witnessing a grown man spend his Friday evening like this
>>215266366This is a conspiracy theory rorke
>>215265243actually watched this yesterday it was alright good cast Sid James in it too
>>215266332What do you mean why?It's a disgusting personality trait for dossers like you.>>215266332Well it can't, because you don't inherit anything until they're dead
>>215266276thanks I find being direct and to the point can be very beneficial in communication
>>215266386like a car crash in slow motion innnit
>>215266401>It's a disgusting personality trait for dossers like you.How so?>Well it can't, because you don't inherit anything until they're deadSo?
>>215266311They had ten or so, and could have made more.No Soviet plane or artillery could hit the B-52 in 1946. There was literally nothing at all stopping them flying over Moscow and dropping a nuke on them apart from morality.
i guess in a broader sense you shouldn't expect the world to owe you anything, the only way to get anywhere is to struggle as hard as you can
>>215266439ahaha you replied to the wrong post
Glad the CIA doesn’t do evil stuff anymore
>>215259688You're a big guy
>>215266465i’ll reply to your arse. how do you like that. tough guy?
>>215266461It isn't "the world" though? It's your parents. Are you a bit silly?
>>215266311You enabled the biomass by opposing the Axis.We'd have German bases on Mars by now.
We blessed by the best
>>215266439Room temperature IQ take
Fallen for the meme and spend a tenner on a Charlie Bingham. Will report back once it's eaten
>>215266439>There was literally nothing at all stopping them flying over MoscowI think in this timeline, someone else still would have developed the bomb and there would have been a lot more nuclear strikes in the 80 years after World War II ended
>>215266133rather not say
>>215266542alternatehistoryhub said it not me
love my 600lb life
Crazy mary from londonderryLives next door to the cemetery How many lovers have you buried
>>215266601Alri janny
>>215266601everyone else finds you repulsive however
>>215266579No idea what that is but it is clearly moronic
The Jews. Great fellas!
mental how we as humans are all just fucking about and not colonising space and shit and we were going in that directio nthen were like nah now everywhere is becoming like the third world it makes no sense
I simply threatened to disown my parents when they talked about remortgaging their house. No inheritance for me? No visits from your grandchildren. Whipped them into line sharpish.
Time for the new episode of WARSTRIKE
>>215266623>>215266629talking about the show because i love laughing at fat people
How does the poem go again?There once was a man from /brit/...
>>215266649we know we were just doing a little joke
eaten my tea and it hasn't touched the sides
>>215266654Who saw a seal made of shit
>>215266654and he SHAGGED A NIGGER UP THE ARSE!!!!!!!!
>>215266679ok good didnt want you think im fat
>>215266646Based
>>215266642gravity's a bitch
>>215266694no it's okay I don't :)
>>215266642Can't even get people to have children how are we going to get them to colonize irradiate cold rocks millions of miles away with nothing on them?
>>215266688kek
>>215266723send robots first to build colonies
>>215266723chinks and indians seem to be having enough children for all of us give them enough typewriters and they'll write something or other
>>215266079Not sure why you careAre you a boomer?Criticism is the price selfish parents pay for not leaving a good inheritance. Why should boomer fucktards be entitled to unquestioning love from their children when they piss the family estate down the drain?
de BOMB BLAST
Thinking a lot me. Proper thinkmaxxer. Kind of mindpilled. Yeah I'm a thoughtcel and proud
>>215266775the chinks have as much kids as we doindia is falling to replacement levelsonly the africans are having 5+ kids
>>215266816Don't do thatDo not do that
things happen slowly most of the time
>>215266776Nojust think they're cuntsthink you're a cunt too
>>215266816Ever shagged an arse
Dribbling a little bit after i'm supposedly "finished" doing a piss is getting worse.Can't use a urinal anymore, need to dab with toilet paper or it's all over.All over my leg and trousers, that is.
>>215266775do you really think that indians would be able to do itchinks might have a chance but there are billions of indians and they have done fuck all
>>215266816more of a man of action myself. a doer, if you will
>>215266841So's you and your fat nan
This thread feels....off.Have we had an influx of new posters or something
Mad that in the old days people would>have a fire in their room>have curtains round their bed>wear night clothes and sleeping hat>have a hotwater bottle or bed warmerAll rather than just insulating their houses
>>215266843you should do kegel exercises apparentlydon't know what they are but i think they're gay
>>215266723its crazy that bacteria would just spread like that if the conidtions were right like the way some human settlements the lights from space look like dendritic connections yet its almost like this expanding into the vacuum of space isn't feasible or it would have happened or it just hasnt happened yet - really makes me think is it the inaction of thought that we can comprehend these things could happen and don't immediately work towards it as sole focus
>>215266869my nan's done nothing wrong you rotten little ghoulyour mum shags wogs
>>215266884we should do that again
>>215266844indians are brahmin ceos mate
>>215266884>All rather than just insulating their housesyeah and having central heating
>>215266891I read I should see a kind of urinary "nurse" and might have a prostate issue.I wonder if that means she has to wank me off or finger my arse.
>>215266906wow a few hundred out of a billion achieved something wowwww what a great group of people
>>215266843Buy a buttplugStart small
>>215266884some people still wear nightdresses
>>215266816I was on the mindpill pipeline but it never really gets you anywhere at least retardmaxxing is less stressful (until unthought about consequences appear but then you just roll with them)
>>215266884They were dumber back then
>>215266907Friend of mine when i was younger lived in a big old house with no central heating. Fucking freezing
I wonder what the Malcolm in the middle cast looks like now. I mean the side characters like Dabney and Mr Herkebe etc
>>215266973odious worm the divine light of my immortal soul has dimmed just from glancing upon this vile image
>>215266973Needs a sleeping cap
>>215266755Why would anyone wanna live there?>>215266775They're not actually besides they don't want to go to other planets either >>215266894What? There's nothing in space for humans. It's empty cold and irradiated.
>>215266973she is so performative hate this ugly bintbet she reeks too
>>215267001Probably all about 20-25 years older.
>>215267001Is Jeeves in the hospital?
lf a super genius like Elon Musk cant make it to Mars maybe there's no hope
>>215266973needs a good rogering!!
>>215266789Is this the cat i saw on /an/>>>/an/5048770
OlderFatterBalder
>>215267047I usually use duckduckgo but the migrants ate them
>>215266986they were actually smarter because they had to do everything by hand and remember things as there were no computers and phones like navigating by a map. everyone 50 years ago had to know how to do that. now you just load up your magic rectangle and it guides you on the path.
>>215267030the magpie is the news media government apparatus telling people to get experimental RNA altering injections and the fox is just getting on with it and the magpie gives up in the end and probably dies suddenly and unexpectedly
>>215267071>they were actually smarternah they were smelly idiots
>>215267061do you like himi do
>>215267109seems like you have failed to move with the times then
imagine how hairy rubes's fanny is
>>215267071If they were so smart why didn't they invent an iphone?
>>215267126didn't want to
>>215267121imagine how bad it smellsshe puts on this facade of being prim and proper but bet shes a dirty girl
>>215267071They bathed like once a year and died of plague they were fucking retards dude
>>215265405the new generation of /brit/ posters has to come from somewhere
>>215267121i think she shavesovertly she comes across as sexless, but covertly i believe she wants to be seen as a sexual being
>>215267126the jews banned it
girls love those beds with the brass on them like theyve got achamber pot under them
>>215267121think there was a minge slip pic somewhere and it was quite hairy
>>215267202where
>>215267159think you’re confusing the middle ages (they didn’t bathe once a year they had streams and rivers and baths) with 100 years ago
New>>215267211>>215267211>>215267211
>>215267198corrr imagine what rubes' chamber pot smells like
>>215267214somebody posted it earlier this monthsomebody's probably got it
fuck
