Eat out a local tranny tonight. Get his cream sauce. Have a cold cadaver at 4 am in a mostly empty morgue. Go somwhere you've never been. Listen to a black woman talk. Order the penis hard. Smoke a rock. Smoke two. Suck off a rabbi. Have niggeroni. Have four. Leave your ass open to a world that might not understand but will fuck you anyway. Suck fast. Tip your landlord. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Check please! Anthony Bourdain EditionOld - >>217580292
Women are peculiar creatures
>>217582532because they are children of satan
>>217582510never understood the appeal of Bourdain, always struck me as a pretentious douche
I used to have a hobby horse
made the new a millisecond too soon subedition
You're a little poopy bear
>>217582510>Order the penis hard.
>>217582510That's a fairly small jambon-beurre for an average sized person I'd say?
Barbecue chicken alert
>>217582542There was a brief period time being him was cool before it was made cringe>>217582532They killed my boi Bourdain
I wish Anthony Bourdain was still alive so he could go down to Little Mogadishu, MN to try out the Somali street cat while delivering CIA talking points
You better not let me catch you without socks on
>>217582578this time of year? are you kidding? socks are the only reason the furnace isn't up ten degrees higher haha
Can you be male and BPD?
>>217582510mugatu is a fucking icon
>>217582569nigga be NASTY
>>217582591Big Penis Deliverer? Absolutely
fuck racismfuck misogynyfuck transphobia
IF YOURE GONNA BE MY BITCHYOU NEED TO BE OBEDIENT YOU CANNOT BE A WHORE
*circles around /cum/ to get a better idea of what's going on here*
>>217582620Northern California will be destroyed when the Big One hits while Southern California will be spared
Bitch your pussy stank
>>217582637dont look up where the san andreas fault is
>>217582620Norcal would be heaven if there were no techniggers. Socal is great if you have money
>>217582627why would I want to be your bitch though
>>217582591>>217582608lol yeah, you can be. i wish i could give some message of hope, but the medications they had me try didn't do anything. for me, at least. some people get kind of touchy about this, because for them, it *does* work. so this is not discouragement from seeking mental health treatment. but if you're like me, you have to do some work under the hood. my advice? reach out. friends, family, whoever you trust and won't burden (because then you'll feel guilty). talking to my dad honestly for the first time in years did more to help than any pill ever did.
Dogberg thinks it's ok to lay near my feet and make them uncomfortably warm
>>217582614holy BASED
any /cum/bums want to go xtreme birdwatching with me? ohio area only!!
>>217582673
drinking milk
>>217582678What makes it extreme
>>217582620shasta mcnasty
Fish are cooler than birds
>>217582678what makes it so xtreme
>>217582679Grow up
>>217582688
>>217582683>>217582690its like regular birdwatcher but with more rape
>>217582685if you ever insult my mountain again I will personally fly up to canada and kick you square in the balls
Any Norcalanons here? I've planning a road trip to Mt. Shasta
why are black people wearing hunting camo these days, are they trying to go back to africa?
>>217582697i hear ducks rape a lot
>>217582705youre not a souf'n poofer, are yeh
>>217582683you have to fly along with them
What if you could fly but it took the same amount of effort as running
>>217582720I live in Monterey bay. Just never been to Shasta and Lassen
>>217582694butthats a parrot fish innit
>>217582683>>217582690we'll cover ourselves in foliage and get real close to the birds like this video https://litter.catbox.moe/eklmcrrpnpa2e0sp.mp4(note the above technique does not work on crows, they notice you and will laugh at you)
>>217582755why would you want to watch crows anyways
can shag birds toophwiar
>>217582678Ohio is quite far away
I will never understand the american retardation of wearing shoes indoors
>>217582510Maybe I am a zoomer but every time I go to watch his shit I feel like punching the tv
>>217582770Didn't ask
>>217582770To keep them warm before we put them in the fridge at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaElXgwWnWk
>>217582770Im wearing shoes right now, u mad?
Look at this image. What comes to your mind first?
>>217582770I live with slobs
>>217582792Hypno, his evolution
>>217582761because they are beautiful birds and they have really nice mannerisms. you can learn quite a bit about crow behavior just by careful observation. you can learn about how the crow elders treat the juvenile crows, how they teach the young crows, etc
>>217582792pendejo
>>217582792princess bride. "you've fallen for one the classic blunders!"
I dunno why I remember that pokemon episode with misty being hypnotized so vivivly
>>217582802what did they do to misty then
Seeing Americans walk with their dirty shoes and put them right on their bed and couch is truly something. They're literally sleeping in dirt. Like why the fuck would you not take off the dirty shoes and wear indoor shoes/slippers?
>>217582833we don't do that, schizo
Listening to Metric
>>217582510In my culture, food and family are important :)>wow, fascinating. So even in this remote area... they still eat food here. Can you believe it? It really puts into perspective how we are so busy with our lives that we forget the importance of food, family, and heroin. I'm Anthony Bourdain, thanks for watching.
>>217582881Good band
kek
>>217582908who's the old guy
Here's what I'm gonna do, right. I'm gonna read some manga, possibly play some pokemon, and then I'm off to sleep.
I made butter tarts for my family. We enjoyed them. I told them they were Canadian so I think the exotic and dare I say.....erotic nature of the Canadians hyped them up. I think they would have enjoyed them even if I didn't tell them they were Canadian
>>217582932We're not going to fuck you
>>217582916Your dad's boyfriend
>>217582998Grow up
>>217582953i'm going to call my canadian bf my butter tart
Dogberg sat on my pillow after our snuggle sesh what the helly
My cat and I share the same back scratcher
>>217582792i never played the pokemon games with the avatars like this. dont remember the name of them
>>217583017Wholesome
>>217582881Would bang that lass like a hammer
>>217583034mystery dungeon
>>217583042Would bang your head with a hammer
>>217583011dogs are warm when you cuddle them aren't they? canadians used pile their dogs in bed with them to keep warm during their winters. they'd change the amount of dogs like one would modulate the fireplace by throwing on more logs....it's where the phrase 'cold as a three dog night' comes from
Almost done with Dead Money, this pre-war cocktail dress I found is SO cute >.<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>217583058Dogberg regularly gets too warm and I have to kick him out
>this pre-war cocktail dress I found is SO cute >.<
>>217583072This dude was huge
>>217583062Have you been playing the entire time since you announced that you were starting dead money?
>>217583079maybe we could try cuddling with each other to see if we get warm haha
>>217583034It's from the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games. From the Explorers games precisely. People seem to love or hate those games. I really liked them.
>>217583102Yes. I'm using Dead Money Tweaks so there are a couple more locations.
>>217583106Maybe I could stick a broom handle up your ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74LoDDyiDe4
>>217583048was it any good?>>217583114should i try it on a rom hack or nah
>>217583121How many hours have you played today
>>217583138I bought Super mystery dungoen on 3DS for some reason, still havent played it past the beginning
>>217583062how have you navigated it? are you friends with everyone or are they all starting to hate you? sneaky and smart, or brute forcing it? the last time i played, i threw dog and christine under the bus. we just didn't get along. dean helped me at the end, so him and me parted just fine. trapped elijah in the vault because i wasn't confident getting past the turrets. took my usual single gold bar as a souvenir.
gooning to gock
why hasnt some autist from /a/ or /g/ made an AI that lets you put a little avatar of your waifu on your monitor that interacts with applications or sits down on some part of the screen and watches youtube with you
Afghanistan is post-apocalyptichttps://youtu.be/iYL-UuNE_9w
>>217583138I haven't replayed them because those games are really fucking long. Only try them if you have the time. I still listen to the music sometimes.
>>217583127i've nver tried that ._.
whom /retard/?
>>217583201-_-
Donaldo said shithole
>>217583144Idk, a couple?!>>217583164I'm friendly with God and Christine is my girlfriend. I'm rude as heck to Dean and treat him like dirt. Fuck that piece of shit......I will take ALL the gold and keep it in the lucky 38 or the sink.I'm taking a break now because I needed to get a holorifle replacer and a patch for b42 optics for it and now I want a drink.
I can't believe how cruel life is
>>217583244ho detto dammi la fidanzata
>>217583244based
>>217583244I'd fuck your president
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>217583220corr need a pet hedgehogvery cutewild ones are too prickly
>>217583274Sir this is a home depot
You got a six piece ay can I get a piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WbyEMXFDp8
Volume 12 of Dandadan aquired
just took my socks off. i'm burnin up in here
>>217583288yeah? well how about I kill you? how about that?
>>217583242ooga booga
Taking my jean shorts off
>>217583327you mean your daisy dukes
taking my clown nose off
Imagine eating this good.
why do twinks seem uncomfortable when I ask if I can sniff their butts through their underwear? all they have to do is stand there
>>217583350I don't remember your monitor being that wide
>>217583350
>>217583350looks yumptious!
Is Jason on disability how did he afford his setup
>>217583363ask jason
>>217583390he sellin crack to blax
>>217583363nigga finna shoot a bitch
>>217583389mommy > granny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qADrAMYCBkw
king shit
>>217583419Looks dumb
>>217583372Ummm well it is!
HP is a dogshit brand, but it makes sense that tech illiterate jasonkin are the ones keeping them in business.
If I was a raper my name would be lil gusher
>>217583414
>>217583479this is a really bad photo, my guy. She looks like a depressed clown
>>217583245ha! so we're opposites. i guess that shouldn't come as a surprise. of course i get along fine with the scumbag haha
>>217583488
*tickles you to make you lose control of your bowels*
>>217583503I'm gonna enjoy curbstomping that zombie in a couple minutes.....I hate him, he's evil.....
when her mom looks like jabba the hutt
>>217582510>picThat’s a really funny aesthetic to be sat there trying to pull off unironically
hahacan you imagine?
>>217583522he's a dirtbag. enjoy it!
>>217583419>raised lettering
I wish you could temporarily disable your ability to get horny with no side effects
>>217583678stop watching porn
Just found out my unc converted to Judaism to marry his wife what a bitch made faggot
today's watch
>>217583678just be low t
>I'm not addicted to porn I'm just really masculine
>>217583678You won’t be horny if you remain busy.
>>217583690this, jesus. be careful what you wish for. well, i guess that counts as negative side-effects.
Drinking in the park again
>>217583688oh that's a great one. do not spoil yourself, close this tab and go on another board. someone will ruin it for you.
>>217583678It's called cumming.
>>217583688spoiler: nothing happens and it's all filler
>>217583683idiot, porn is all around me. I only watch actual porn videos when what I see naturally makes me overwhelmingly horny
>>217583764why are you talking about my life
>>217583731Might use this for an album cover
>>217583776so find yourself a girlfriend
goodnight
>>217583822it's saturday live a little stop being gay
>>217583829go fuck yourself asshole
Don't feel like brushing my teeth tonight
>>217583861what's with the hostility?
>>217583861get his ass
>>217583866I'm sick of you telling me what to do. Just leave me alone asshole
My pee smells sweet and sour
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL ON YOUR KNEEEEEESOH HEEEEEEEEEEEEAR THE ANGEL VOOOOIIICES
My body is a machine that turns good smelling food into stinky brown mush
Ate a large fry, double quarter pounder with cheese and two cheese burgers and drank two 20oz blue moons
my body is a machine that turns flasks of liqour into recycling material
>>217583888
>>217583904Shut up midge
>>217583861>>217583873if i had the notion this was a lady, i'd say she's on her monthly's but... jeez haha
>>217583877https://youtu.be/f-l_io0fU7w
>>217583829Fact check: It is Sunday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyUaUU3DuBQ
>>217583933It's still Saturday where I am.
>>217583933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naim9F4010
>>217583933getting the nerves already. in a good way. if today goes well, my team is guranteed a superbowl spot and a team i despise will be totally out of playoff contention. if it goes bad... well, my guys will still be viable, but they could still manage to crook a foot in the door if they're not shut out here. i guess we'll see!
waking up to how much you've wasted your life at 30 is rough
Waking up to how much you've accomplished in this world is fantastic
Thinking my phone needs a reboot it's running on high memory.
I’m all fcuked up retardo
>>217583977waste-nothing, you're *living* your life! i get so sick of this rhetoric, that you have to be para-gliding or fucking fashion models every day. motherfucker, sometimes people just get tired. or depressed. or scared. anon, you are not wasting you life. you're doing whatever you can.
https://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyI
blackpill? more like tthe whackpill. those niggas need to stop complainin all the time
these bitches move like niggas do and these niggas move like bitches do
>>217584128>t. bitch nigga
I don’t like it when I don’t :(Not good anymore
What game should I play, I've played cyberpunk to death, BF6 ended up being trash, I don't have any interest in small scale shooters like CS, I'm not interested in retrojank, I'm not playing a fucking gacha and I don't have any friends to play coop games with
>>217584163have you considered getting friends
>>217584163The Witcher 3
>>217584147like what?
This is life
This is the second Christmas season in a row where I’ve felt really depressed. I guess I’ve become a grunch.
>>217584163Titanfall 2
>>217584163Ghost of Tsushima
>>217584193I'm a grunion
>>217584163play some arcade games. they do wonders for the mood. they get your blood boiling and you start laughing at how angry they make you. something like total carnage or rampage. just have some easy fun
>>217584217>rampageThis was the first video game I ever played when I was like 4 or 5 years old
Impossible to be depressed when I'm with you guys
I don't like people on the internetthey're too soft and gay and retarded and cringeit makes me feel like im talking to an AI chat bot
>>217584227Glad I could be of service
>>217584244It’s understandable that you are feeling that way. It’s important to talk about your feelings with somebody you can trust.
>>217584227love you too, buddy <3
when the civil war 2: electric boogaloo comeshow should the burger states be split up into new independent countries?
>>217584193Honestly it just feels like a chore these days, I remember when I was a kid, everyone would both get christmas eve and the day after christmas off and it felt like a big event, but by the late 00s companies had stopped doing this and people are expected to work christmas eve and the day after even in nicer office jobs and the events started to get smaller and smaller with less family members willing to drive cross state on a random weekday to then have to drive back to go to work the next day, I could get those days off now but it just feels pointless when I know no one else will
Another nordcuck shows up to make a dogshit post
>>217584267shut up New Kaliningrad and fetch me my lego
>>217584074kino song
>>217584217based and /vr/pilled
12:32am the night is young!
nick fuentes is my best friend or at least he would be if we met irl because i'm a pretty cool guy and i think he'd appreciate that
>>217584379he's a piece of shit and you deserve better
>>217582645Low IQ seether
>>217584379You only like him because you want to fuck his ass
>>217584316how are your relationships going?
did someone say seether?https://youtu.be/22_XVqpK7Bo
>>217584172no>>217584183this honestly felt like such soulless slop I guess I just don't have much interest in the witcher setting even though I normally like fantasy>>217584196dead game>>217584206not interested in ubislop >but its not made by ubisoftspiritually it was>>217584217not playing retrojank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMk6S6-pWo
>>217584420Play metro 2033 redux
>>217584475Already did
>>217584488Did you play all the games in the series
>>217584514no I lost interest, I have no empathy for slavs
I’m just like a little bit mentally ill. Just a spoonful.
>>217584420>not interested in ubislopIts actually a nice game, the combat is slick and the story is good
>>217584525Just admit the monsters scared your bitch ass
>>217584542were the monsters the slavs?
>>217584542I won't admit shit specially to a disgusting fat American like you
>>217584558heywe're ALL disgusting fat Americans here
>>217584557The monster was your mom's hairy gaping vagina
>>217584568I'm underweight, ackshually
>>217584576From aids
>>217584568I'm just messing with you
>>217584576same. i think i have hyperthyroidism. never been diagnosed, but it all fits.
Far Cry 5 is good
>>217584597I'll play it someday
Play Bibberdunk
>>217584591You have undiagnosed aids from your gay Dad
>>217584528is it a better samurai simulator than way of the samurai 2/3?
>>217584597was it?
>>217584638Never played way of samurai
>>217584646Yea its the best one, Far Cry 4 had some cool stuff too
Ragatha
>>217584669huh maybe I'll buy it if it's cheap during Christmas sale
crazy how americans act like everyone is jealous of them, maybe in the 70s broski
>>>/lgbt/41993260it do be like that
https://youtu.be/RvnkAtWcKYg
>>217584764I'm jealous of Europeans
>>217584764gotta take a shit but my phone is on like 2% battery so now I have to wait for it to charge first
>>217584655get some fucking taste, how many life simmy elements are there in tsushima
>>217584788Based. I spend like 20 minutes on the can on my phone in the morning lol.
>>217584764most americans get that impression from the fact that the rest of the world talks about america so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoiFFRjYJ1oI like how this guy is literally from india and can barely speak / read english but somehow is a U.S congressman. What a joke of a country lol I'm not even mad it's just funny at this point. Somehow liberals don't see a problem with this guy who looks like he should be complaining at the DMV
GOAT song: https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
>>217584844because of controversy innit. people dont talk about bonnie blue because they are envious
Forgot to shower but found the time to jerk off twice
>>217584784I'm not, they're poor as shit and full of mudshits. think you'd have to be pretty low IQ to be jealous of them
>>217584267Nothing ever happens, but if it were to happen, the dividing lines would possibly look something like the presidential electoral map, so most similar to B out of your maps, but with the middle section wider. This is because of the Red State/Blue State dynamic, and governors having a certain amount of control over entities like the state national guards. The presidential outcome isn’t 100% accurate due to the manner in which people vote in presidential elections not necessarily reflecting who controls their governor’s mansions or state houses, but it works as a general guide. You’d probably also get defector states, like how certain border states like Kentucky or Maryland that didn’t side with the Confederacy in 1ACW out of fear, despite being slaves states that were culturally and politically part of Dixieland.
>>217584888I never said that the impression was justified
>>217584776I don’t listen to much pop music, but I do remember this one. Very good song.
>be me>military>go over to cq, been a while since i visited cq / the front desk>girl i recognize is there>her head is bald>i ask 'whyd you shave your head?'>'because i have cancer and my hair's failing out>i say 'im really sorry to hear that'>look down at her arm>massive gauze on therewow i need to stop beating my body so much. i do it because its for LE PRODUCTIVITY AA but holy shit. that shit reminded me whats important
>>217583793I want a midwest American girlfriend but I don't want to give my DNA...
why's there millionaires and billionaires but no hundred-thousandaires, ten-thousandaires, etc.
>>217584809Like you take baths and write haikus and find shrines n shit. Find cool armour and shit
>>217585085>ten-thousandairesThat's me
>be me>search a question on google>click on a relevant reddit thread>the page is automatically translated into hindi???
lgbt tier list o algo
>>217585183Leduc moment
A four metre stingray can eat 50 crabs a day
>>217585262Thanks for this fun fact
just poo'dnice solid earthy log btw
So no one is talking about the rain in BC/WA huh?
>>217585370Not my problem
>>217585378Get his ass
>>217585378It's gonna rain up to 100mm.
This is not a result of climate change. This is a judgement from God.
>>217585397They'll be fine
>>217585437You speak truly: The Pacific Northwest is a nest of vipers and a cradle of sin.
>>217585262Ur mom sucks 50 cocks a day L O L
>>217585566Almost as many as you
>>217585585destroyed that homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s23DVRAn3Es
>>217585630crazy how goofy he was and yet still 1000x funnier than the current group of "comedians" on late night.
reminder
The LATE Late Show with Craig Ferguson was the absolute best late night TV ever got.
>>217585661>>217586007I liked Letterman, Conan, and Ferguson. Those were the best ones for me.
>>217586007that guy was a walking ball of charisma. insane they axed him
>>217586055They didn't sack him, in fact they had promised Letterman's show to him and when they gave it to Stephen "I'm a coward and I sold out a long time ago" Colbert he quit.
Letterman and Conan were the only decent late night hosts, Ferguson tried to hard to be quirky without nailing it and the rest were just unfunny
>>217586186
