>>217720802
she's 21 and not a criminal
but she does look a bit like one

Wait when we going to Australia? First I've heard

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Any bigsteppers in

>21
'

>>217720819
it was decided an hour ago when I learnt about the working holiday visa

ive always thought monica was the best one from friends, she could get it

playing a game called "scritchy scratch" with catberg which is where i piss him off enough to get him to take a swipe at me and then i attempted to swipe him back (going easy on him naturally because i have the reach advantage), he loves it

perfectly legal age
i'm 26 years young.

>>217720836
Oh I'd do that if I could work in a vineyard

hitting the proverbial stinky appendage

>>217720795
nah i'm pretty sure i was thinking of someone else
thank you for supporting the australian podcast industry regardless

>>217720799
me on the right

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Would you take two bullets for $2.5 million?

might move to australia

>>217720886
how long is this dickhead going to stay in that smeggy hospital bed, thought he just got nicked in the arm

>>217720824
Saw one of them one time while hiking, our version of that - The Ris/Lynx

im moving to alberta the second they declare independence (soon, brothers)

>>217720886
this is the most ai looking non-ai photo i've seen in a while

Get off the /brit/, or I'll have you shit

>>217720845
she's the best one from /brit/ too

>>217720886
Someone needs to tell unc in the middle he is faaaaaaaaar too old to be rocking that haircut

dated an australian bird once, girl was a demon in the sack

>>217720379

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movie idea: terminator but instead of robots its niggers

ever notice how just before retiring, porn actresses will stop shagging men and just to solo or lesbian stuff for a while until they actually retire? bit weird and more than a little disappointing because solo and lesbian porn is boring

>>217720941
Mongi

used to read ebins blog when i was like 15

>>217720945
doing straight porn is hard on their bodies

>>217720941
remember when we used to do funny things

>>217720945
been noticing this with my ebony queen ana foxxx as of late
hope she doesn't go :/

>>217720945
a lot of girls watch lesbian porn for some reason, straight ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYXDldT-kU

what does british cow milk taste like
what does australian cow milk taste like

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makes you think

>>217720973
that is weird but i always imagined lesbian was so popular with women because it was all dykes, because dykes are usually more masculine than normal women are thus more likely to consume their smut visually through porn rather than by reading shit like 50 shades of grey like straight women do

>>217720955
never read that boring faggots blog
except the time when he fobbed off tilde at the grand hotel in scarborough
that was great

Oh I loooove pussy sweetheart
It's so WET and fun tssssss hacha oontz oontz oontz oontz

>>217721006
I had an ex who used to watch lesbians and another girl also told me thats her go to, apparently its a thing. Also dykes watch it of course.

Love consuming sugar, me. I'm the fattest cunt alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_sqZuDUM8

>>217721013
can't really remember much from that cesspit, found \brip\ a couple months later
remember a civil engineer who'd mention how many "lizzies" he earns

>>217721051
sacked civil engineer anon
he was a proper fucking sinister cunt
there was another guy named clinicanon who was a doctor in training that used to talk about giving people ssris so they become mongs

Has mouse been in since they changed the captcha?

>>217721079
He had a mini meltdown about it

>>217721079
According to the resident tranny he's visiting his dad in Edinburgh

>>217721103
Aw that's nice if true desu. Good to know he's not completely alone

>>217721043
Based

>>217721103
sacked tranny has literally no contact with him, if you ask mouse, he despises him. sacked tranny saying they're friends is his weird way of trying to annoy him

>>217721103
ytou think he tells him about us?

GAMER PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

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Sex with Emma.

>>217721200
she hates gamers

Sex with Emmayank

Haha get this one now: /brit/ more like /shit/

>>217721200
How did you get to be like this

>>217721200
not my cuppa but would bang of course

>>217721214
said nobody irl, ever

Emmayank is a respected part of are british culture

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kino

>>217720913
It's unlikely

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Meet the new catberg
Same as the old catberg

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>>217720824

>>217721288
the dangers of over-sharpening your knives

>>217721306
those are toolmaker hands

>>217721303
me in the /brit/ basement subsisting off the occasional (You) that falls through the floorboards

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>>217721288
tear up this fuckin' dance floor dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhNEk_UWzr0

Sir Tramp Kicker

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be on the lookout lads

>>217721360
Shared, Glasgow x

>>217721360
think i've seen her multiple times today

ANON I GOT 5 KITASAN IN 400 PULLS!!!!!! also got the el condor pasa card 3 times and used my rainbow to MLB that

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>>217720886
very impressive

>>217721382
>.< xx

>>217721360
uncle peshad having his way with her rn sad as it is to say

>>217721382
MOUSE I GOT HER 3 TIMES IN LIKE 50 PULLS WE ARE SO BACK

>>217721384
crease

Ruined my life

>>217721360
might be cute

i have ptsd

>>217721392
NEW RATES INSANE?!???!?!???
so happy for us :D

>>217721439
They seem very very good so far, I think Canada got 5 too from what they were saying earlier! I'm very happy with her, I also got several el condor pasa too

Wait wait wait. The Brown shooter was Portuguese. That MIT professor who was killed in his home was Portuguese. Come on /brit/, let's solve this for once.

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nobody care me

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right well that's me leaving now for my 4AM toil shift isn't it so I'll see you all a bit later ok bye x

>>217721470
i care you little monkey

>>217721469
this is a /cum/ matter

>>217721469
>The Brown shooter was Portuguese
portuguese are white, not brown
grow up

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>>217721487
Emma Watson went to Brown. She also did something in the toilet that was brown.

sucking a cold and flu liquid medicine

Dr rorke will see you now

>>217721396
ktim

i post in /brit/ all day every day because i have no friends in real life

>>217721581
ktim

>>217721396
So did 80% of men under 40.

>>217721588
Not true in the slighest

>>217721581
I still did even when I had friends

>>217721581
i post here because nowhere else is interesting or is even more full of rage bait

fuck this web

>>217721629
Yeah I deleted all social media. Only downside is when a bird asks for your Insta then you look like a weirdo because you don't have one

Taking a browneye over to new york

Morning team. Being up this early for toil is absolutely fucking shit. The fresh turkeys are coming in today as well so it will be busy

I'm a raper

And the swede, potatoes, parsnips, carrots and sprouts are going down to 5p a bag. There's a limit of 4 per person but I don't enforce it I just scan it through and don't ask questions

Fucksake, dogberg just pissed everywhere. Didn't even ask to be let outside

The 5 section 3 part captcha took me at least 7 tries and I don't know why the last attempt was successful and the others weren't. I'll let you guys sit with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3l9AByexg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3l9AByexg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3l9AByexg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3l9AByexg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG3l9AByexg

>>217721710
This is why catbergs are better. They just shit and piss in their shitbox

>>217721714
Low IQ moment

>>217721726
She never used to. She's very old now and starting to go in the head

>>217721743
Ever shag er up the arse?

>>217721743
I had an old cat a few years ago who used to accidentally piss in my bed because he slept there with me and it made me feel very sad. I always reassured him it was okay. Seeing animals get old and lose control of things like that is sad but you have to remember they can't help it and likely feel guilty

When will Rudy return

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550670762/#550671315
so this is mousenonce...............

>>217721773
It isn't

>>217721773
Well that's a bloke shagging a horse

>>217721773
fuck sake

>>217721751
Nah

>>217721766
Yeah it's sad. I don't shout at her for it, and 9 times out of 10 she will go to the back door and yelp to get out

>>217721743
:(
I had a little doggy that lived a long time until he started to go like that, just wasn’t there in the head anymore and one day looked at me in the eye in a way he never had, knew he was telling me it was time to let him go

hng

Shan't be clicking that, then

>>217721735
Swear to God there weren't any obvious patterns, was starting a thread on /pol/ after a cooldown

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>>217721773

they're not happy about it on the /vg/ thread

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>>217721487
>Moortugal
>White

They found some random guy to kill the MIT professor who could be connected to the Brown shooting because no dumbass would pipe up and say "No wait actually I'm the guy who shot 20 people"

>>217721880
BRITCULTTRON 3000 SCANNING FOR BRITISH CULTURE
error: BRITISH CULTURE NOT DETECTED

>>217721814
ᵤₘ

Rorke crying into his morning cornflakes

>>217721885
The random guy had British heritage

RONALDO SOCER

>>217721903
For me it's curiously cinnamon

>>217721912
oh
carry on then
my mistake

>>217721923
His ancestors used to slaughter people just like yours, it's in our blood

Don't like em? Kill em with whatever killing technology is best at the time. Simple as end of. Shut em up real quick

Los Angeles
November, 2019

>>217721951
in a videogame obviously though

Also let me build a castle or some other complex structure they haven't quite figured out yet

>>217721951
me after doxxing cunts who annoy me online

Might become a smelly white buddhust and get a dreadlock gf and live in a van

https://youtu.be/FhTXpx_fOHM?si=3l51u8111CG6iOVC
used to fucking love this anime when i was a teenager
shame i feel like anime is a bit noncey now
even this one was desu

>>217721961
They made 9/11 happen on that day (11/9 in the backwards world) because that's the number for 911. Those terrorists may not be the smartest but they can fly a plane I'll tell ya what

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seeing a stunning lack of star trek in this star trek edish

>>217721986
dogshit zinger

>>217721986
mad how those planes were never intercepted init

Wish I had down syndrome

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Do you think baldies will ever be accepted in society? Or is that just scifi...

aff tae bed

>>217722000
Doge

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>>217722034
just be black

>>217722039
night night sleep tight

Masculinity is repression

hate being told to join a hobby group as a way to make friends
doesn't work, has never worked, will never work

>>217722070
Get a better hobby

Would get up but it's simply too cold

>>217722084
Turn on the furnace or gaslamp whatever you call it

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>>217722000
only seen tos but i liked the beach episode i didnt know it was such an old custom

also liked this episode where war is simulated by having a lottery and sending people to die based on it instead of actually bombing each other and captain kirk says this is le bad

So is Star Trek just low budget Star Wars with funny accents then

>>217722093
In britain we just eat beans for every meal and set the resultant gases alight for heat

I'm 50% North English so any potentially racist chat is cancelled out by my heritage. Same goes for my .02% African heritage as well

>>217722117
Your beans are shite same with those stupid burnt tomatoes

>>217722112
Star Wars has more fantasy elements like magic ie the Force whereas Star Trek is more straight science fiction.

Brits so shit at cooking they can't even cook a fucking tomato right omdssss

>>217722153
usually just rub it on my arse me

cooking a tomato

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>>217722112
star trek is social commentary with aliens slapped on so it can get past censors
star wars is children's fantasy for manchildren

>>217722171
Looks like shit though doesn't it

>>217722171
kek forsen's little face in the top right

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this a good list lads?

>>217722171
Both are for gaylords

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>>217722195
does this really looks like a show for gaylords

ey cody bro im cawking a domado on my grell cody ive got my grell toadally faared up and im grilling a domado dude

got a sudden insatiable hunger. scoffed a pack of seabrooks crisps and a little tub of ben and jerrys. dietberg is fuming. but now im eyeing up crumpets. or a big plate of pasta..

whatever happened to that mong who would scran ten thousand calories in a day lol

>>217722184
it's a big batchest

>>217722223
Scientifically it's most efficient and healthiest to cook in the microwave

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>>217722221
Left is a doll of a Star Trek character

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Buy him a dinner lads don’t be miserable

>>217722239
no way to talk about your mother

>>217722248
if it was my mum I would have said it was my mum

>>217722185
yh

Prohibited UEFA matches (bearing in mind Russia is banned)

>Belarus–Ukraine
>Gibraltar–Spain
>Kosovo–Bosnia and Herzegovina
>Kosovo–Serbia
>Armenia–Azerbaijan

fascinating stuff
4/5 related to the downfall of communism in 1991

>>217722191
bet she's faking it

>>217722258
A lot of this had to do with the fall of Yugoslavia in 1992, granted that also ties into the fall of the USSR.

>>217722258
The whole of eastern europe is a time bomb

>>217722277
Odc. She's just a pretty girl with glasses. Her description of having autism sounds nothing like what autism is supposed to be, getting a question wrong on a test because you weren't there for the assignment pffft lol horrible acting job. Tbf they're diagnosing anyone as autistic anyway.

>>217722293
for what

>>217722258
>gibraltar spain
are the spanish really this salty about the rock? even northern ireland and the republic of ireland can play each other and the problems on that island have been bloodier and going on way longer than monkey rock

>>217722191
she's 15 bruv

>>217722321
aye
argentina with las malvinas too
the latinx are an irrational race
painfully unvulcan

>>217722273
bundão

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sc

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>fell asleep at 9
>woke up at 1
>haven't been able to sleep for the last 4 hours

how do I get rid of the disease where waking up means it's impossible to go back to bed

>>217722357
got my first job in 2022 and some fella I met told me to add him on instagram and one of the first things I see is that black square for solidarity with BLM
he was such a deano normie

quite the culture shock after being forced to waddle out of my incel cave

>>217722372
>quite the culture shock after being forced to waddle out of my incel cave
ktim

>>217722372
Did you follow him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrHq8xFwXpo

>>217722399
yeah until I left the job and then haven't said a word to him since

>>217722401
who exactly lusts after this girl

black niggas?
white niggas?
she just seems unappealing to everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jOhqOsouM
odd sound for a song from 1969

>>217722437
Me niggas

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rorke telling a qt girl he can't come out for drinks on a warm saturday night in June because he has to watch Curacao take on Ecuador
tragic. TRAGIC.

The looks maxing guy is only 20

Putting ants down my japseye

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just be lean bro

>>217722489
i think you'll find rorke hates what he calls "wogball"

>>217722437
me

This is the night mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order

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>>217722504

>>217722504
His cock and balls don't work

I'm the lyrical gangster

someone post the webm of clav trying to pick up a slice of pizza

>>217722536
kek

That's an awfully hot coffee pot should I drop it on Donald Trump probly not

>>217722580
don't think he'd appreciate that

I should really go to bed. But part of me wants to stay up all night and all day then crash hard in 12 hours or so.

>>217722588
cor

>>217722587
What about a covfefe pot

Any fine tings in chat? x

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Should I buy these crebs

>>217722437
according to the replies, mutts

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found it

might buy one of those spiro agnew watches

>>217722618
Why can't he pick it up

>>217722632
'tism

binge eating again

and as the swedish saying goes:
rather a pirate in the pool than a friend up the arse

>>217722654
whatcha eatin? x

>>217722677
poo

>>217722677
ive had crisps, ice cream, crumpets, now im cooking pasta

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>>217722693

>>217722735
back on that 10k calorie grind eh

>>217722735
what's going with the pasta

just caught catberg having a crafty fag by the bins

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Ellie, aged 15, was last seen in Hebersham at 8.00pm on Thursday, 18 December 2025.

>>217722842
I'll fag u in bins i catch u peeping on me yeh ? xx

>>217722889
Bro wants to be gingernonce

>>217722889
where’d she go

nasty wordle today, be advised

>>217722940
You failed it I assume?

I just had sex

>>217722957
How was he?

>>217722957
no you didn't
be quiet

>>217722948
5th guess

>>217722744
yep i hate myself

>>217722799
tuna

Goddamn british peasants actually make "tuna casserole" still holy grimola

>>217722940
rugby?
or are you in the future

>>217722983
why do you hate yourself la
what's gone wrong in your life?

reckon every negative stereotype about first world countries is bollocks either made by the countries themselves for banterous purposes or thirdie cope
>brits have bad teeth
complete like, one of the best teeth in europe
>brits have bad food
literally every good dessert is british
>germans aren't funny
perfectly affable people and funny as much as anyone
>french are arrogant snobs
have literally never gotten that vibe from the ones I meet in London
>americans are fat angry ignorant retards
they're fat but a lot of them (particularly southern folk) are extremely nice, and the average normie in America is just as intelligent as the average normie in Europe
>italians have an autistic tantrum if you eat their food the wrong way
no they won't. be quiet.

meanwhile all the negative stereotypes about thirdie countries are all 100% true from pakistani cousin fucking to somali clit slicing.

>>217723016
future, rugby is ancient history to us

>>217722979
samesies!

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Finished painting a Plague Marine

>>217723003
Is it that bad? I haven't had it since i was little bit it's probably not terrible. It has tuna, noodles, peas, and some gravy of some sort from memory.

>>217723003
We Americans make tuna salad. We have no room to talk.

>>217723035
truke

>>217723051
nice job with the highlights

wanghaf

got the 'ina 'awayama on

Chewna salud

>>217723035
nah french are actually arrogant snobs

should i get some new balances or will people think i'm autistic

>>217723087
thanks!

Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity

>>217723035
>literally every good dessert is british
Didn't bother reading past this absolutely abhorrent peasantry take

>>217723110
People outside of this twatty site don't care what shoes you wear or what you eat.

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>>217723160
dont waste my time you bhenchod

>>217723171
comforting thought

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morning chuckle out of the way

>>217723176
I've only had scones out of that entire list what am i doing with my life. Holy shit

>>217723110
your clothing doesn't determine whether people think you're autistic just buy new balance if you want them. I have a couple of pairs and like them

>>217723176
God damn that is all absolute fucking slop better off fed to the dogs than any reasonable person. French desserts you fucking stupid peasant. Hate these folk I s2g

Morning, lads!
I hope you all had a lovely, lovely night. I woke up this morning and realized something. It's Friday, lads.
Now, that puts me in a good mood since it's a day for the cans, you see.

>>217723160
name one good yank dessert that isn't a stolen European one

loved seeing the japs at the darts yesterday everybody loved them one of them had an anime song walkon fucking love the japs wish i was a jap

>>217723196
rorke caught unawares

>>217723225
Blonde brownies

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>God damn that is all absolute fucking slop better off fed to the dogs than any reasonable person. French desserts you fucking stupid peasant. Hate these folk I s2g

foy u sound stupid

>>217723238
The captcha IQ test clearly wasn't enough to raise the overall status of users here

>>217723176
mince pies and bread and butter pudding are only mid if its straight out a packet from a supermarket

>that’s slop! slooop!!!
sick to death of you yanks

>>217723244
Clearly not Gomez. Stop trying to sound British cunt.

Where are the danishes and donuts simple as. British can't make decent food without imports, never have been

Just read a news article saying a new highly deadly disease has been found in whales that could devastate humanity if we caught it
Fortunately to be patient zero someone would have to inhale the shit whales expell when surfacing and opening their blowholes, I'm sure nobody will ever be that stupid :)

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do you smell it?

that smell.

a kind of raped smell.

a raped smell that smells... raped.

>>217723257
You're not part of this conversation sorry if that upsets you brother Cletus

>>217723230
I reckon I would blend in extremely well with jap culture of being very polite and reserved and formal, just a shame I don't speak the lingo really

>>217723266
Sounds like we should kill the whales.

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>>217723262
>Danish
>American
Pick one

>>217723266
how the hell did they find it in the whales

>>217723273
this but jews

>>217723266
um what are the chances of infection if you shagged a whale? (asking for a friend)

>>217723270
You're just a mutt like the rest of us. Go eat your fire Cheetos mac n cheese Krody

>>217723275
Some scientists sent drones to catch and then test what is in the shit whales expell from their blowholes, and the disease was accidentally found in that stuff.

>>217723274
Didn't reply to the post asking about American deserts, hope whoever you're paying to figure out your captchas dies within the hour

>>217723271
thats the thing we will never be japs its an exclusive club. anyone can be british but we cant be japs. i could live for a thousand years and not be a jap. its no good

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>>217723273

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Need to sniff Emma Watson's undies. Need to sniff her anus as she farts. Need her to give me pink eye.

>>217723287
You're a low IQ mutt whereas I am a high IQ hybrid ubermensch and that upsets you

>>217723289
so it could’ve come from the wale poo, or accidentally picked up by the poo before the retrieval of said poo then?

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>>217723291
Kory when no one believes he's a sophisticated Englishman lmao. Anyone with IQ over 90 should be able to solve the captcha, way to self own

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>>217723300
I'm also 6'3 and white as snow so I would stick out like a sore thumb amongst them. When I went there two years ago I regularly caught people staring at me like I was some sort of freak

>>217723309
You thought Danishes were American and donuts are a high watermark of culinary excellence. Are you over the age of 13?

Yaweh

>>217723324
Ah I meant shit as in "random stuff", not literal poop, but i suppose it could be in the whale poop too

>>217723341
Holy shit are you low IQ as fuck

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