Bernie Ecclestone is still a shagger in his 80s edish
Never been to Australia Never willDoesn't really register as a real place beyond seeing Aussie flags on here
turt died years ago, it's time to wake up
>>218110286Actually I should say *was, because he's in his 90s now
>>218110221born and raised melb and will always love it but will i forever seethe at how hard sydney and nsw in general mog us in terms of natural beauty
>>218110275opera house by the sea what the fuck were they thinking
>>218110286https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_fathersmogged
>>218110286that kid is going to have turbo 'tism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_mothers
got sciatica
>>218110341that kid will live his entire life being turbo rich
>>218110174Very cute Jewish lass who I went to school with moved to aus the moment she finished her medicine degree. Off to a better life. Sensible.She was really clever as well, probably the smartest girl I ever met, much cleverer than me even at maths and I did maths at uni. Also one time I was at a house party dancing with her and I lifted her up while extremely drunk and her head went straight through a fluorescent tube light in the ceiling showering her in glass and that weird white powder that's inside them.
is it over for me
>>218110320wait til you see qld
might have a go on this
list of oldest virgins
>>218110320simply nowhere I'd rather be than Sydneyevery non Australian city is a fucking dump anyway
>>218110363santa's been but he's not touched his brown sludge
>>218110380trvke
>>218110358LUMBAGOUMBAGO
>>218110363unc ahh nigga out here eating like he bugs bunny :skull:
>>218110375You in 50 years.
Europeans can say Australia has no culture all they want but their cities are museums full of piss and... well... you know...
/brit/ not /aus/
catberg hassling me for the soup now
>>218110356fuckin hell no wonder there's so many indians, the pajeetas keep pumping em out until past their average life expectancy
sucking an nduja
rewatching 28 days later so i can see cillian murphys naked willy again
no wonder he looked so miserable he never shagged
I'm actually only half Italian my mum's side is convict stocktrue son of Australia me
>>218110444im convict stock both sides what now nigga
>>218110380sydney sucks it's retardedly expensive and full of lebsdon't know how anyone lives there desu, you'll either be evicted from your house for not being able to afford $9000 a week or you'll be run over by a brown person in a stolen car
>>218110475well I'm wealthy you see so I own an apartment in a white area
>>218110475>>218110380Sorry but can you fuck off
>Australia is a heckin great place to liveIts not 1995 anymore Australia is not a very nice place to live and is getting more miserable by the day. Jeets and chinese, leb rape gangs, nanny state politics, you wont find Australia a place to escape to anymore uncs
>>218110481ah one of those nouveau riche daddy's boy chinks are we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhQuGFjkw0A
I remember hearing about a 7 year old mother onceghastly to think about, why does the body even get the bits ready that early. hormonal imbalance or something?sometimes babies come out with teeth even though babies cant use themtails tooweird freaks humans are
>>218110486rather live in the tropical paradise nanny state than the grim grey shithole nanny state tbdesu
Meltdown
>>218110375
love how australia sometimes randomly has a power hour when it's late at night here and the poms are awake to witness it so it pisses them off
Setting up myself for life by doing accounting at Durham university
>>218110486not wrong but this is true of every western country and at least we're chudding out rapidlyremember when thousands of white children got raped and you did nothing about it
>>21811052029 years old and never shagged haha can you imagine
>>218110508>tropicalOnly the far northern regions of Australia are in the tropics actually
>>218110508Australia is 4 times more expensive to live than the UK. Most of you live nowhere near le cool beachside property. You're meth heads and losers in cattle stations and plywood houses costing a million.
>>218110520mumberg needs to look depressed and tired of it all tbf
>>218110535>we're chudding out rapidlysure mate just 2 more years is it
>>218110543fucking tassie is usually hotter than anywhere in the uk be quiet
>>218110552got worms in your brain or something mate?
zesty nigga
>>218110486Australia is about 20 years behind the UK demographically and about 20 years ahead economically.
who remembers this lad?
>>218110535We did do something about it, they were sentenced to life the lot of them. Remember when your cuck government put people in open air prisons during covid and somehow managed to make boris look based on comparison?
>>218110535>he doesn’t know we’re now under the 1,000 year albo reich
>>218110564Tasmania is a temperate region in fact
get the sex arses bought
feel a deep sense of shame whenever I think about australia, they're just better than us in everyway, especially at crickethow can we cope?
got the Foster the People on
sorry not going to get lectured on government by a country that sold its entire infrastructure to the CCP
>>218110595already got the ruby one i don't need any more
pepsi max tastes like bowel disease
The average UK industrial city like Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow is no more historic than Melbourne, Sydney or Adelaide. They're all Victorian era cities. Walk around the city centres of these cities and they've all got the same grand Victorian era arcades and beautiful masonry. A lot less litter, smackheads and feral youth in Australia though.
>>218110589alright so it's semantic pedantry then is it?
>>218110582and the people that covered it up? they got punished too yeah?
He's going to hit the bucket this year, isn't he?
>>218110620Simply dealing in facts and logic
>>218110626Yeah Rotherham local authorities were abolished and the government took control directly for years.
>>218110628ringo’s going to live to like 104 i know it in my bones
>on comparison
difference between Australia and the UK is that we have time to turn it aroundnot saying we will in time but the window still exists
>>218110632shapirod that little freak
>>218110632the real definition of tropical is anywhere that has beaches with palm trees and white sand and water that looks greenish-blue, literally EVERYONE knows that, a 5 year old could tell you that
aus didnt have and industrial revolution did itthats why they've got no trains n that
>>218110640righto so they lost their jobs (were likely moved to some other role) over covering up mass rape
>>218110641>tfw you will live long enough to see Ringo recount The Beatles anecdotes on a breakfast TV show to an audience without a single wh*te Br*tish "person" in it
installing viruses on my computer
>>218110607fucking hell ssx was 14 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GMQLjzVGfw
they put something in my drink that makes you wank to japanese ladies
>>218110582I spent half of Covid in the UK and half in Australia. It was worse in the UK.
orson fucking welles
today's scrandle is brutal
*flies around using my willy as a propeller*
>>218110701no it wasnt mate. You had police follow you home after not wearing a mask on the beach having a bbq, we all saw it dont cope now
was going to have a shower but i've fallen down the youtube hole
imagine never having to interact with poor people ever
>>218110681try installing clues in your brain
back and leg hurt quite muchly
installing poos in the toilet
>>218110740Take your phone in the shower
Australia's full of Irish diaspora unfortunately
right my mum said I was going to have this house it would be mine when she dies but now she’s selling it so what does that mean then
zoomer bird at toil wears flannel shirts and shaved one side of her head, wonder if she's a lesbian or secretly a millennial
mad that humans have existed for like 100k years and some people's lineages have been povvos that whole timeyou're telling me not a single generation had motion?
sudo apt install poo
>>218110814Ask if she's got a tiktok
>>218110827>218110827>mad that humans have existed for like 100k years and some people's lineages have been povvos that whole timeStatistically impossible
>>218110814I hate a foid with negative swag
>>218110814she dines on the lady cake
>>218110827Motion runs in the family. Even if one generation manages to escape poverty by a miraculous stroke of luck and a good economy the next generation is going to squander it due to their genetically programmed uneconomic spending habits. You can't escape biology.
>>218110850you'd think so but there's still feral poors roaming around
>>218110827isn't like every white person descended from charlemagne?
>>218110725I'd wore a mask about 3 times before getting to England in 2021. You had traffic lights to enter shops for fucks sake and people wouldn't meet their own family and friends. I had someone come to the house to check I was quarantining there after arriving from a country with no covid cases.
>>218110861>>218110827>motionIs this the new zoomtwat buzzword or summat
>>218110876believe that's actually asians and genghis khan (that's why they look like that)
Seething about Covid again are we?
Quite the rap sheet
Well /brit/, is this year your year?
looking forward to next week
mummyberg and daddyberg deserve to spend their money on a cruise and new cars, you are NOT entitled to mummy and daddyberg's hard-earned money rorke.
>>218110921Looks like a bbc willy
>>218110861How is spending habits biology lmao
>>218110857Real question. Most women are not lesbians, right? Most women are straight. Most women in the world are trying to look attractive to men. When a woman realizes she's lesbian... what exactly was she attracted to in all of these women all around her, when she rejects all of these aspects and becomes as aggressively ugly and un-feminine as possible and seeks other women who are acting the same? If to be lesbian is to be attracted to women, why are lesbians as unlike a woman as possible and in fact as MASCULINE as they can be?
>>218110917told my mum I likely won't have a gf again as foids spend 12 hours a day on tiktok and are financially illiterate and she said she didn't mind
>>218110921Me in the 45
>>218110921not too bad. that chart is in Fahrenheit, r-right?
>>218110936Everything is biology. Thriftiness is genetic. That's why browns and blacks are not innovative and future-oriented
>>218110890yeah i know about that but charlemagne too, his dna is actually more present in the population of western europeans than genghis khan's is in the chinky population
85% of all dead combat troops in WW2 were found with full loaded weapons and never fired a shot
>>218110936type shit a poor person posts before leasing a jet ski
>>218110971Well yeah because they were the mongs who didn't fight back
>>218110908more like the yap sheet
>>218110971imagine being told you're gonna be the first off the boat in the D-Day landingsjust knowing that the chud nazis have literal machine guns at the ready to mow you downMust have been grim
ausbros, what's Tasmania like?
>>218110971Makes senss doesn't it? You either shot first or got shot.
>>218110971damn germrans noscoping
>>218110945lad they don't actually like girls they just got nonced
>>218110997I don't like it because it suggests that Taz is a super retard of his species as everyone else around him is completely normal
>>218110971There is no credible evidence for this claim
everything is actually fate
>>218110971a lot of GIs in Nam admitted they just fired over the heads of the enemies too turns out the average person isn't really up for killing people
cheese and gammon sando for lunch
>>218110996They were supposed to be thinned out by air and naval bombing but it did littleAlso mistaken landings at some of the most fortified locations along the coast
Got a feeling 2026 is gonna be a good year for me lads. The two best years of my life have been 2013 and 2023 so far but 2025 ended very well 202
>>218110967That’s just the culture they are brought up around that’s not biology
what game has the best d-day level?for me its medal of honor frontline on the ps2 I think
>>218110996Yeah but they died for woke so it was worth it
>>218111064
>>218110996you know those blokes in the boats had no idea what they were up against right? Probably the only thing they were told was there might be some pockets of resistance. It's not like they knew they were charging straight into a wall of bullets and did it anyway
>>218111046How did he do that??
>>218110946mental how much women have devalued themselves in the last ~15 yearsliterally what does a modern twenty-something woman have to offer now besides a tired vag
DO NOT LIKE that new anti smoking advert on telly very scary
>before you know it it'll be april... then july... then october... and finally christmas again, and nothing will have changedCome on lads, be different this year
>>218111084kek... kek this is me...
4x lush
>>218111124I’m starting on Monday
>>218110946>>218111115Mumberg mentioned that nice lad who works in the coffee shop down the road yet? and keep dropping hints that she wouldn't mind if one of her sons was gay?
>>218111077the allied assault one was good too although it's basically the same with nicer grafix
>>218111077d-day levels are unc
sharing my onion rings with dogberg
glod
>>218111148everything in my post is undeniably, objectively true
>>218111115my mum is quite ambitious and picky so she'd rather see me alone and at peace than with some headcase dosser making my life miserableshe even set up the family trust so no foid can touch it if I got married
yes, the reason you're a sad lonely unloveable incel is because women have devalued themselves. good one
going to the hairdressers to get my hair dressed
three words I can use to describe myself? stink. stank. stunk.
>>218111145By the end of Monday the year will already be 1.37% complete
I can confirm based on the scientific experimental method that it is indeed better to be lonely than force yourself to shag a bloke
>218111111
>>218111197what's your excuse then?
>>218111222i dont have one. im not an incel. i also dont blame women for my failings as a man.
>>218111197it's incels that put useless foids on a pedestal
>>218111111
Just made a cuppa.Need to get the dishwasher loaded, heat some water and get a shower and shaveHope this date with the gf goes alright tonight lads. Would like to be seeing her more often <3
>>218110997Temperate and green but with extreme UV. The whole state feels rural and backwater, Hobart is small for a city. Still very white and it can feel insular, outsiders stick out. It reminded me of rural England if you stuck it on an island in the furthest corner of the world with exotic wildlife. There are animals everywhere and lots of roadkill. It's the state that has developed least since early colonisation, the population there is mainly Anglo-Celtic convicts. Beautiful scenery, amazing hiking and lots of wilderness. I imagine it's what the rest of Australia felt like 100 years ago.
might have to get on the dole again this year
>>218111233ok
>>218111231two truths and a lie is it? fine I'll playTruth. Lie. Truth
>>218111280sure mate, everyone who exposes you as an incel freak is also an incel.
how is water boarding a torture. you can just drink the water out the cloth
plenty of moids that are essentially livestock too (porn/gambling addicts) but that doesn't change the fact that your average foid under 30 has had her frontal cortex immersion blended by tiktok
>>218111301wasnt me I'm just feeling antagonistic today
really just need to commit only one evil yet highly profitable act and then move on from it while keeping the wealth
the word incel sounds like a seasoning spice
>>218111311what does moid and foid mean
>>218111197see>>218111177
>>218111340not my job to educate your white ass
>>218111340male/female of indian descent
>>218111231>modern women are a complete wreck because I failed as a manI... what?
>>218111356
can smell my bollock musk through my boxers
going to have a mega weekend drinking tinnies in my incel house
When did people get so dysfunctional and shitty. Need to bring back arranged marriages at 18 before men and women fuck themselves up living independently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScRLTm8cqP0
>>218111393in new zealand aotearoa tinnies are slang for a $20 amount of weed because it usually comes wrapped in tin foil
Women aren't as bad as incels think. Men aren't as bad as femcels think.
nth for the gyaldem
Emailed the personal trainer earlier but still haven't heard back. How soon should I expect a reply?
why do politicians and police call weed 'pot'. never heard it called that in a normal context
>>218111457cause theyre all boomers
>>218111456had enough of this from escortmong, thank you
>>218111457because it's a dated (circa 60s/70s) word for it and they're out of touch
I just dont think women have much to offer until they become mothers young men too, until they learn man skills and become dependableI am the same, but I'm growing in these areas>>218111456is this the new strat to get around my escort filter?
the poo is coming
pen y fandry robeuggsbobble hataudi or range rover
>>218111481is Mr Brown knocking on the back door?
>>218111437life isnt as bad as its made out to be its lush we just have too much information
playing some Burkina Faso: Radical Insurgency got it on steam
>>218111519sounds shite
>>218110996reckon they amped them up with meth
Would you have taken an arranged marriage at 18 if offered? Matchmakers are your family and all in good faith.
I like Australia it's nice
molten poo elemental thrashing around my colon
>>218111536Erm... yeah suppose so, would she do anal?
proto-gf has no scruples about telling me when she's on her periodwonder if that's a good sign (that she's comfortable with sharing intimate knowledge) or a bad sign (that she doesn't care if she grosses me out)
>>218111539Blimey they have water and sunrises over there do they?
>>218111536no because I know exactly who my parents would pick
>>218111536arranged marriages exist to uphold the caste system so no, i want to find a wealthy woman to take care of me
>>218111575think she'd probably never consider it would gross you out seeing as every women does it mate
>>218111536yes, by 18 i already knew it was over
non-European children deserve spinal bifida
>>218111536DunnoIf it's a consensual marriage and we get alone I suppose so, none of that marry even though we hate each other because it's good for the kingdom or whatever the fuck they used to do back in the day
>>218111578Who would they pick
>>218111575why would knowing that gross you outit's not like she's shoving your face into it or that, never understood why people treat it like tmi
>>218111616daughter of a family friend
I like Hull it's nice
>>218111590>want to find a wealthy woman to take care of mektim, girl i'm currently seeing is a doctor who doesn't seem to mind that i'm a dropkick with no employment prospects of my own
THERE'S A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOM
>>218111575Saves you unknowingly diving headfirst into a snotty blood clot minge doesn't it
doing something about it
when i turned 18 my parents made me go and buy a pint at the pub. it wasn't a choice, i was forced to do it.
>>218111596>>218111621i don't mind tbf but i know a lot of lads recoil at that kind of thingbtw i asked her if she prefers pads or tampons, she said menstrual cups (which i had never heard of)
just found out about this guy called David goggins bloke seems fucking insane like in a bad way but everyone seems to praise him
https://youtu.be/9d_EI9jDcXQ
>>218111657Good on them, should be mandatory
sick of them making the captcha more and more of a pain in the arseit clearly isn't doing anything
>>218111547>>218111578>>218111601>>218111605You would be allowed to go on a few dates before accepting the marriage proposal. Work out the important things like compatibility and anal acceptance. If it fails matchmakers can have another go.>>218111590How's that going for you?
>>218111667>btw i asked her if she prefers pads or tamponsomds rorke
>>218111690posting quality has noticeably improved since
>>218111635:)
>>218111690it's to convince you to buy a passi'm not renewing mine when it expires, just going to leave this shithole since i always get banned for bullshit reasons when i use my pass and end up having to phonepost and do captchas anyway
>>218111667why would you ask a thing like that
>>218111667>btw i asked her if she prefers pads or tamponswhy would you ask that, you'll find out eventually
>>218111690have you got dice now? i've got dice
>>218111723
>>218111696yeah well that's not an arranged marriage really that's just your parents setting up dates for you
Arseberg is on fire today
>>218111696>How's that going for you?only started pursuing this recently, I had one gf who was very wealthy in the past from family money but am currently seeing a lass who is more self made, has her own house, works a fancy job in tech earning big money. only been on a few dates but feeling hopeful (she payed for all my drinks on our last date)
>>218111746That's how almost every arranged marriage tradition has worked throughout history and across all cultures you fucking stupid twat
>>218111698>>218111729she mentioned she was on the blob so i just sort of asked because i was genuinely curious and also thought it would make her feel more comfortable after having shared such a personal thing, she was quite happy to answer, didn't act like it's a weird question at all
>>218111759plenty of them they only ever met when they got married actually
Left a voicemail for the personal trainer too. Maybe he's not reading his emails at the moment.
oriental women who will do anything for white willy
howling cant believe this is what happens in the deano normieverse. Nothing like this could ever happen to me in my mind palace or masturbatorium
>>218111763it's a bit of a weird question but you got away with it
madam may I ask what piece of cloth you use to soak up your pussy blood
>>218111781Didnt they say this was like a locals bar in grauniad. Theres like 50 bottles of champagne there
shitting all over the dog
tapping the vats button repeatedly while walking to the shop to get ample heads up if i'm walking towards any indians
>>218111781well actually that bloke is clearly an anon
>>218111822Yeah it was new years eve you fucking stupid twat
>>218111831lol good stuff
>>218111763mate, thats weird
>>218111843Yeah your local pub gets full of champagne does it?
rorke's mind palace catching fire
>>218111855It's in Switzerland you fucking stupid twat
>>218111763ask her how she wipes her bum next mate
>>218111796>>218111811she mentioned her period first, don't know how this is any different, women talk about tampons and shit all the time
stupid twat
>>218111869Done that twat
Already fucked up today, diet starts TOMORROW
Rorke's autoblow going haywire and lighting his oil-soaked knoblet like a candle wick
what's the best part of Switzerland?Well the flags a big plus!
>>218111875might do if she ever mentions taking a shitbut then again i won't because the answer is obvious, maybe i'll ask if she has a bidet
>>218111869The home of champagne
>>218111913sc
>>218111928the answer might not be obvious; you weren't expecting a menstrual cup for example
>>218111075>>218110936poor spending habits are associated with impulsivity and delay discounting which are both partly genetic
might make a dossier of all the information you lads are sharing here
>>218111946well yeah but that's because i'm not a woman and don't have mysterious period stuff as part of my lifei am however well-acquainted with the act of pooing, an expert you might even say
always used to think women cleaned their bums with a stream of urine like a bidet when I was a wee lad
>>218111885usually when a woman is talking about her period she's more thinking about the physical pain and mental emotions going onyou asking that just makes her think you're only thinking of her engorged pussy
>boomer woman who went to prison for social media posting under her real identity attacks people who post on social media anonymouslywhy are boomers so obsessed with getting rid of online anonymity? https://x.com/LucyTCWife/status/2006878750831685841
My shaft hairs are getting ridiculous, might have to start waxing
>>218112022I shaved mine and they came back thicker despite everyone saying it's a myth. Beware.
>>218111991i thought anal bleaching was when someone put bleach on their bumhole
>>218112022hair isn't supposed to grow on your weenus
heard that men are supposed to shave their armpits now too
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uvoYSnR88
>>218112022mine go almost half way up my shaft
>>218112039Only happens if you never use it
scored zero on pip and rejectedhow is zero even possible
>>218111993
>>218111744Aura
>>218111992nah women only talk about the pain and emotional side to people who get it (other women)the only reason to mention it to men is because they want to demystify the topic to us so that we become less weirded out by it, so talking about feminine hygiene products specifically is par for the coursein fact they've even changed the name of the rather euphemistic "feminine hygiene" sections in shops to "period care" to make it even more explicit and rub it in our faces, perhaps you've noticed that in woolies lately
>>218112051Not shave but trim
nothing sends a shiver down leftypol's spine like genetic science
>>218111744le raped by commies face
>>218112103never needed to do that
>>218112125Little twink
>>218112098again lad most men do not need periods demystifiedmaybe some browns that lack object permanence struggle with it but for most other lads it's normal
>>218112092is that nacy pelosi? foy
>>218112142oh, do one
>>218112098my girlfriend never shuts up about the emotional impact of her period and all the other various hysterical psychosomatic symptoms she has at all times
>>218112147>recognising herFOY
>>218112167He's done you
never should have allowed women to vote
>>218112168Embarrassing how susceptible women are to imagined symptoms
>>218112181*turns to the camera*and that was incel chud, our smelly bedroom correspondent, now over to anon with the weather
>>218112177he's clearly strawmanning just to have a go at me and acting like a shagger even though he's a virgin, i have been done only in the sense that i am now mentally exhausted
>>218112125Low test
see the thing is when women talk about their periods to men they want you to imagine the thick ooze leaking out of her at that very moment
hope whoever invented health and safety training dies in a horrific unforeseen accident
>>218112147idgi
>>218112229Must be like a jam dougnut
>>218112217I accept your concession
>>218020787>>218020787>>218020787
>>218112267likned an old thread pretending it was new did you? Grow yp
>>218112216Anyword from our leftypol correspondent?
women talking
>>218013257 >>218013257 >>218013257
>>218112304>>218112304
>>217947574>>217947574>>217947574
>>218112267>>218112295HAHA LOOK AT THESE TWO COMEDIANS
u cunts