John Singer Sargent, Paul César Helleu Sketching with His Wife edition
>>219329073assuming the 1 in a million % chance this is truehow can you be able to get a gf but not have any friendsor is she utterly hideous loser too
>>219329073i imagine this is what spainos wedding was like. i doubt even his dad was there lol
I was waiting to make an incredible post in the new, but I’ve forgotten what it was because you were taking so long to make the last few posts
nth for my wife Yuno's tits
>>219329166It was a great wedding.
poo
Looking for a date on hideous girlfriend.com
get the poo doneget the bum wipedget the toilet flushedget the washing of hands conspicuously not mentioned
>>219328959>When they catch a 16 yo black kid making a graffiti, its "black thug with gang affiliation"i can't believe people would weaponise language like that
>>219329114neeeeeeeeeeeerd shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>219329195>>219329178it's a match!
>>219329217
de lectric fluid magnified and killed 500 nigger
>>219329220Not into the pretty ones x
>>219329206you are genuinely the gayest poster i have ever seen
>anyway I'm on the bus home now and don't care
>>219329239braaaaaaap
>>219329251Dante mid way through life's journey
done one of those explosive farts that sounded like blowing an intense raspberry into someone's belly
>>219329172Isn't Yuno 14?
>>21932928716 actually because of time bullshit
don't enjoy anything anymore
heard they were going to make a telly series of eragon after the fiasco that was the 2006 fillum
>>219329230so?
farting liquid shit through the neighbours letterbox at 3am
>>219329311Enjoy making fun of you
>>219329313quite like eragon me (the books)
>>219329313don't see the pointreally boring setting and story
>Maidstone family left FUMING after Keir Starmer nicks a biscuit and then LIES about ityou couldn't make it up
Oh no Hahns, looks kike you'll need to import a gorillon somalis to counter this
>>219329355Throw him in the Medway
>>219329344yeah i read them all multiple times before i had regular access to the internet and lost patience for any form of literature>>219329349true but it's nostalgic like
ludella hahns
>>219329324a simple yes or no would have sufficed.
watching straight porn
>>219329434bit straight
>>219329276cute. although dante only wishes he had a little chicken pompom on his cap
feeling faustianfeeling hyperboreanfeeling waffen-sspilledfeeling goyimpilledfeeling pornpilled
I DON'T CARE
>>219329355He'll u-turn again by pooing outside their house so they can get their biscuit pack
>>219329434vile bent poof
meant to be going out tonight but im shattered
It's all fate, we can't change fate. It's best not to try.
Compass of the mind
might become a bartender, i don't drink and i hate people but it seems like a romantic gig
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Asda>group of lads>one of them wearing a shadow moses island shirt (from metal gear)>say alright big boss>lad looks confused>say "from metal gear">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from metal gear solid">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughingWhy wear a t-shirt if you don't get the reference or where it's from? Fucking dumb zoomer freaks
scrounged a key's worth of coke from a baggie outside whilst walking doggypopsit's on for free
>>219329494they've done you you old ahh nerd freak
Rorke celebrating foreign entities colluding to interfere in British politics, elections and manipulating them into voting for things like BrexitNot only that, but even after learning this, he will still vote for them
>>219329434fag
>>219329494are you ok?
>>219329494youve been done
Noticing things
alri big boss
>>219329114I prefer Claude Manet
>>219329496you are lying
>>219329546why even expend the effort?
had a horrible day haha how about you?x
Literally who goes up to a group of teenagers and tries to impress them by making a reference to their t-shirt? Absolute fucking freak
>>219328853because the work has to be done and as team leader one of my responsibilities is to make sure it's done. so if she doesn't do it then it is up to myself to
Bezos has literally said the goal is for personal computers to be a thing of the past and he wants everyone to rent software
desperately trying to explain metal gear solid lore to a policeman as i'm being arrested for calling a teenager solid snake
wonder how gfblatt would react if i slid a cheeky finger up her arris during a shag
cant be that kind or caring if shes funding criminals by buying class A drugs
Which age range should l focus on when looking for an escort? Assume the ones claiming to be 18 are lying and probably lazy cows.
Waiting for the little Just Eat fella to come with my pancakes aren’t I lads If you use the cod PANCAKE1 you get a tenner off by the way. I ordered two packs of buttermilk pancakes from Waitrose, some maple syrup, lemon, honey, sugar and Nutella and it came to less than 15 quid :) that’s all my puddings sorted for the week!
>>219329645Chuckling
ktim
this bum is made for pooing, and that's just what it'll doone of these days this bum is gonna poo all over you
>>219329640should have taken a mental health day
doing a poo on the starshit peenterprise
Why do we fall sir?
only tried cocaine once and it was shite
>>219329570How is that worth lying about
send them back
got the built to spill on
>>219329647I’m so tempted as well. I spat on the gf’s arsehole one time during doggy but missed and hit my pubes and she was like “wtf are you doing” so I never bothered again
>>219329714just seems like something someone would make up
>>219329714ngl l'd probably do the same
>>219328956>Sexy bellybutton
>>219329740never lied in my life
love bergs me https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UMTYHVTKumQ
You will own nothing and there is literally nothing you can do to stop it
>>219329759
mad how everyone who was alive during the 19th century is dead now
Got a McDonald's
hoping all this 'non-binary' bullshit doesn't continue beyond the 2020s
Would you honestly honour the “Women and children first” code if you were on a sinking ship in the middle of the freezing Arctic Ocean?
>>219329806strange to think about had a neighbour growing up who fought in WW1
>>219329812You wont have to worry about it. We'll be long into WW3 by then and there's literally nothing you can do to stop it
>>219329809Mad how you can tell someone is an incel just from their fingers
Woke 2.0 launching soon
*owns a lonely heart*
>>219329812few more shootings and I reckon they'll go back to being the subjects of channel 5 plausible deniability freak show documentaries
>>219329836no I'm a big believer in equal rights x
>>219329836I'm a skinnyfat incel wageslave (basically taxcattle), so no.
>>219329836would randomly start laying out women just for the sake of it
They changed it from Your PC to This PCThink about it
wow it's almost like there's literally nothing you can do to stop it
My wife’s been buyin new clothes everyday, says she’s looksmaxxing… i said it looks like she’s maxxing out my credit card!
just got two parcels from amazon lads.I assumed they split my order into two boxes but no, I got two of everything I ordered, just a duplicate parcel do I send one back or what
>>219329871>channel 5 plausible deniability freak show documentariesname 3
>>219329836children yes, women nowhat have women ever done for me besides withhold sex and be generally insufferable?
>>219329860Is it compatible with Woke 1.0?
>>219329530>voting for nationalist policies is actually an international conspiracy RORKE
1000 year woke reich
>>219329901fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219329809fingers that can only be described as "pooey"
>>219329914Have you intentionally been avoiding the 'stein files?
>>219329783Europe used to be a proper continent
>>219329872>>219329873>>219329874>>219329901How would you deal with everyone calling you a coward and most likely going viral in this day and age
hate Hate HATE my evil cunt family
must be mad being a female football managerimagine being on a title run then finding out your best player is pregnant from bouncing on a bbc wingers knob from the mens team and shes unavailable the rest of the season
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219329945start laying out the cuntsthat's what i dojust lay cunts out
>>219329960It do be like that
>>219329960You forgot me
>>219329956do you lot ever stop thinking about black willies
>>219329945I'd cultivate a dedicated fanbase by becoming a right-wing grifter
>The Conservative's record in office1. Brexit2. Highest taxes in 70 years.3. Highest interest rates since 2008.4. Highest train fares in Europe.5. Longest waiting lists in NHS history.6. Raw sewage pumped into rivers.7. Lowest corporate taxes in 50 years.8. Lowest State Pension in Europe.9. Highest Immigration both legal and illegal ever.10. Destroyed the NHS dentist service.11. Highest energy bills in Europe.12. One failed Prime Minister after another.13. Worlds shortest in post Prime Minister which created a financial disaster.14. More corrupt MP's than any other party in parliament.15. Europe's longest Austerity for the lower paid.16. Highest Council Tax rates in the World.17. Reduced our Armed Forces more than any other G8 country.18. Highest number of MP's that have been arrested for sexual offences.19. Highest number of MP's that have been sacked for corruption and Fraudulent acts.20. Voted to allow Bankers to have unlimited bonus's even though the bankers caused the crash of 2008.21. More libraries closed due to council cuts than any other modern country.22. Ruined and destroyed the Train services by giving private companies tax payers money as subsidies.23. Voted against Labours creation of the minimum wage.24. Wasted billions of Tax payers money on crony PPE contracts for their friends and other Tory donors.25. Sold off 600 Police Stations.26. Sold off our Courthouses.27. Closed then sold our Fire Stations.28, Failed to fix - repair our schools.29. Cut spending on youth services.30. Court backlog is at record levels31. Threw 30,000 pensioners to the wolves during the first wave of the pandemic.32. Sold off our electrical grid to foreign companies.33. Failed to build new affordable homes.34. Wasted billions on HS2.35. Failed to close Tax Loopholes.36. Failed to build 40 new hospitals.37. Failed to repair our crumbling roads.38. Forced many councils into bankruptcy.
>>219329960livescreaming
>>219329945I don't leave the house why would I care
>>219329984pscr
catbergs been done here to be fair
Is there any concrete proof that Diddy Parties or Epstein Island had noncing or is it all just wild sex parties with “sex trafficking” which has pretty much became paying slags or offering them opportunities to come fuck you and your friends
it pie night
>>219329941rorke has been avoiding them ever since it turned out he was right about it all, really weird
>>219329898>Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole>Benefits: Too Fat To Work>When Mum Becomes Dad & Son Becomes Daughter
>>219330015the latter is true for epstein, normies have been making up all sorts of things about that
>>219330015yeah i was there saw it all
>>219329945not my problem
>>219330033cant believe the last of those is real lel
>>219330015he just liked shagging 18 year old sluts. thats literally it
just been called a coward in greggs
What is the deal with channel four having all the degenerate shows? Who owns it?Naked attraction Benefits Britain The estate Skins Sex education show Dating naked Embarrassing Bodies Naked attraction Etc
>>219330081
>>219330105>forgetting Big Poz Load
yeah i'm scranning a munchbox right now
YOU DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING
>>219330122for me it's "Don't Deport Me I'm British"
>>219330105Channel 4 was started as a hip urbane youth channel so will just be an extension of that. When hollyoaks started it was supposed to be the young people's version of eastenders and coronation st but didnt really take off with them so they must have just focused on SEX
>>219330015yes there is evidence at least in the case of epstein. are you being wilfully obtuse?
>>219330120
>UK unemployment rate hits five-year high of 5.2%JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP BRO
>>219330120Its the sauce on hands dont eat ribs and wings either cant stand getting my hands dirty
yeah he was a rich connected guy who got wrongly arrested several times for doing nothing wrong and then killed himself in prison for no reason
>>219330166leftypol assures me a few more million unskilled third worlders should fix it
might join the army so i can go shoot terrorists or ruskies or something and die a warrior's death on behalf of the jews
Did any of you get on University Challenge?
>>219330209just joining to get your kangaroo hole piped by a greased cock in the barracks
i wish the jews would stop ruining film and tv and video games and other media by putting black people and women in them
>>219330191yeh because no ones been falsely imprisoned before have they rorke
>>219330166who cares, macdonalds is always hiring.
>>219330217yes x
>>219330217I was a national news story for a while there because I got every question wrong and got expelled for it
>>219330194Reform blames it on the minimum wage and wants to reduce it for young people They also want people to have more children while also banning WFH
might buy a poncy drop top rollerskate
>>219330262>Reform blames it on the minimum wage and wants to reduce it for young peoplebecause its better for businesses, especially smaller businesses.
"lefty"pol defending ultra-wealthy pedo mossad assets and their ultra-wealthy pedo clientele is he
it pancake day :)got no pancakes :(
Honestly immigration will get worse just accept it at this point.It will take probably another lifetime for AI to automate most jobs and while the rich figure out how to not allow that to affect their wealth they need to get as much cheap labour into the West as possible so they don’t have to pay Western people a good wage.It’s the perfect system, they get the third world people to get the benefits of the education,health and infrastructure system build by the Westerners then get to pay them minimum wage or less
>>219330287leftists defending paedos? never
>>219330262truly a peak boomer party
>>219330228right well this is simply uncouth
>>219330120ah yes, eating soup with hands
sometimes laugh at how hilariously small my flaccid penis is
>>219329836we're in a simp culture anonif anyone saw you, as a male, trying to get onto the boat, you would be dragged off by 200 other males in sheer astonishment that you would not immediately leap to your death for pussy>>219329941you one of those retards who think 'epstein made /pol/' or something?
it cottage pie night
>>219330349corr
>>219330331It's literally in the files lmao what more proof do you need
>>219330308don't even need to do thatdynamic ip you see
>>219330315gained some weight through no fault of my own and noticed mine has decreased in sizesometimes inadvertently fill my foreskin like a piss balloon as it has remained the same length
any loan shark man inI need 50 billion pounds
Esoteric Poo Sealism
>>219330349then cottaging creampie night with your dad after?
perusing hardcore sex videos on my preferred XXX tube site
pancakes for supper. of course, i probably wont be eating them as im not a child.
>>219330375same, as a result of the advertising industry, manipulative sales tactics in shops and restaurants, I have gained around 4 stone. Wish I could take responsibility but it literally isn't my fault at all.
my cocks so small even the james webb telescope can't find it!
the sugar goblin was sneaking into my room at night and pouring sugar down my throat
>>219330461crikey mate! that's a tiny willer you've got there!
>>219330442yankcake day is in march no idea why you'd post this
I have a willy
>>219330499
ordered a new bible to read during lent (catholic version of course)
Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building block of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate >>219330461's willy. Thank you for your call.
>>219330512What does it feel like? I've always wondered what it's like to have one just hanging there
anyone else got a wonky cock
>>219330558whos asking?
>>219330194all rightoids are driven by emotion. all your politics are based on emotion and basic feelings, such as disgust, fear, hatred.You don't question yourselves, you defend your stance in fear of being wrong.You are literally subhuman and of no benefit to society. Stop trying to enforce your feeling based morals on others, educate yourself..Oh wait, you dont know how to educate yourself, right. You think research is googling what you already believe and finding rando feeling based posts by other shizos to confirm your biases.I truly, honestly, sincerely hope, that at one point, uk gov will start cleansing the gene pool of all the degenerates like reformoids, maga and other waste of gene pool who are slowing down progress and only make everyone else miserable because they are miserable themselvesdie
thought someone had their high beams on driving toward me so I started flashing the fuck out of them then when they went past I realised they were just their normal lights. What a dick I am
>Reform no longer the favourites to win next electionLiterally never heard of this Rupert Lowe fella. Who is he and how is he taking votes away from Reform?
eaten less beef ever since that tool back scratch video with the cheeky cow
melty
>>219329172yandere vagina bones like a venus fly trap
eating ice cream and crying
>>219330606he's the last hope for the anglo saxon race
>>219330594Please be a woman (female)
>>219330639grow up
PinkNewsFeb 17Youtuber Tom Scott Opens Up About Her Transgender Identity
nth for he gyaldem
>>219330606hes the only one willing to do what it takes to fix this mess
>>219330573the cock wonker
rip robbie
>>219330648you're going back
>>219330652I think im the only one who rates Julia
>>219330666
>>219330591copy pasting much?
Can I have a serious answer to my Lowe question please
mad how much prettier a natural beauty like >>219330578 is than this tart >>219330652
>>219330664i'm as anglo saxon as they come pal
>>219330652can't help but scrunch my face up while watching these videos
>>219330671i did you bastard
>>219330671hes a proper bloke whos going to get them all out what more do you want to know
>>219330671see >>219330639
>>219330671it's a nothingburger, dont worry hun x
>>219330606he's the new nick griffin, the saviour of the uk
worth remembering that 7 of the 12 cinematographers spike lee has used in his films are white
>>219330698>>219330701"Hes just gonna get things done" might work for low IQ working class reformtards but I'd like an actual explanation
can someone answer my disingenuous question seriously so I can get mad pl0x
>>219330727he has actual outlines and plans that you can find through the restore website unlike reform so go read them if you want to know
what if some paki went full snackbar and blew up stonehenge? THEN would you send them all back?
>>219330727well thats a very dishonest misrepresentation of my answer
err pakis built stone henge so they can blow it up
>>219330667julia mogs via streaming the most
>>219330755stonehenge in ireland innit
>>219330630would shag til my knob shrivels up and falls off
>>219330727Not sure what more explaining I can do.Rupert Lowe -> Get Things Done.Simple as.
>>219330755the only reason anyone would do that is if britain was racist so nope
>>219330748why are you even shilling reform as an americanwhy is everyone acting like thats completely normal
>>219330767lad are you silly?
any good albums going?
>>219330606>Reform no longer the favourites to win next electionproof?
>>219330784i am shilling restore are you illiterate
mad how far the overton window changed after elon musk bought twitter just shows you how strong censorship can be
think i hate liberals more than chuds. its close but libtards have that unwarranted smugness
>>219330784fucking mong
>>219330727he says he's going to get rid of millions of brown people which will solve all the country's problems
escort i shagged 6 years ago was 24 at the time according to her profile but now she's 26 according to her profile, prossies must age in the opposite of dog years
Rorke singing 'With a Little Help From My Friends' as Billy Shears
Just had a womfy little nap
>>219330799betting odds innit>>219330784embarrassing!
>>219330820Unlike their customers
>>219330820Camwhore I watch went from 27 to 19
>>219330801thats worsewhy are you pushing far right shit here? you arent even from this country
>>219330863not exactly pushing it if its the majority opinion
>>219330515What do you call a pre menstruating female who is very intelligent? Precocious.
>>219330863for many americans britain is their israel
>>219330882is that what /brit/ has led you to believe?
rorke is a bit weird really isn't he
>>219330815>>219330801Will restore come for my bennies?
>>219330910yeah
>>219330902no what makes you think that
>>219330892
in the sewer all alone
>>219330910most definitelyyou'll probably have to do volunteer work for standard entitlement
>>219330910YesAnd if you do get a job your minimum wage will be reduced
>>219330910lowe has said you'll be provided jobs.
>>219330871oy vey
>>219330919>>219330940>>219330941>>219330942Well fuck him then
>>219330910no but you wont need them
>>219330937(that's my home)
>>219330942What jobs is he going to magic up then
it's lunar new year but the cute Chinese lass at the Chinese supermarket wasn't working today
>>219330959building 50ft statues of rupert lowe
remoaners exist in 2026 and one still posts here regularly
Legend of the Galactic Heroes is the greatest work of animation in history.I said my piece.
>>219330955>family>family>familyand what of your standard, incelious, 4chan rorke type? what's to become of them?
Biting the hand that feeds me
>>219330959well hes sending the wogs backthey'll be plenty of jobs about
crashing this plane with no survivors
>>2193306523214
>>219330994alri leftypol
I heard he’s gonna reinstate the British Empire too
anyone mentioned the English?
might illegally emigrate to britain so i can claim bennies, surely they wouldn't discriminate against me just because i'm white, right? i'm just as much a foreigner as any of the cronem who creep onto british shores in their small boats
>>219331019The who?
tbqh I would love for the government to just create jobs from nothing like the US did back in the 1930sI want to work but there are no jobs
>>219330988hes going to restore the pubs and then rorke will finally be able to find a trad wife
Today I'm launching a new political party called Towards a New Dawn UK
I don't want to work and there are no jobs
china is the light of the world. i would give my life for the prc and xi jinping
>>219331030open the minesopen the millsopen the steelmaking plants
Today I’m starting a new political party called The Bennies Party
open the toolmaking plants
HOWDY FELLOW STRANGERS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT EPSTEIN
>>219331074Haha funny you say that, my father was a toolmaker
DESPITE HIS EXPECTATIONS HE TURNED OUT MEDIOCRE
need a 6/10 gf with odd fashion sense who thinks she's funny but is actually kinda cringe
open the rorke raping facility
starting a new party where we nuke America
>>219331067/pol/ is a jewish psyop probably but it doesn't have much if anything to do with brexit
>>219331085mad ting innit?
Get leftypol down the mines 5am till 5pm shifts 6 days a weekHalf hour break
>>219331116Tarnation
i say open all those things but the facts are simplei won't work. you can't MAKE me work.
completely restructuring the way we produce energy would create lots of jobs
>>219331123Bonkers
>>219331152nuclear power plant in every county
>>219331097the perfect women
>>219331186costs too much to build, wind and solar power is the only answer
>>219331152people dont want to work. thats the problem
>>219331216shove it up your arse
an SMR in every village
>>219331232you first
>>219331227rorke speaks of this
>>219331228r rupe will make them work or they'll be out on the streets
>>219331288>>219331288>>219331288
rupert lowe is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
make the new, i'm sitting on an absolute fucking goldmine of a post that will be sure to net me untold (You)s
>>219331259>>219331259>>219331259New
>>219331269dunim
>>219331152sorry but that would destroy the whole earth