naked edish
>>220260163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs410iwFig4
>https://voca.ro/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>220260221
'za or steak and eggsor both
>>220260186Bit rapey this
>>220260376Wow that’s crazy
lets get on the beers4th time this week!
People always tell me 'come to thinkovit!' and I'm like where the hells that LOL
Mad that fritz the cat shows leftists as the designious, false and spiritually bankrupt people they actually are.
One of the young russel comics
Good good
Me? Very genuious, true and morally rich
can't eat cheese anymore
im going to be 92 years old in the nigerian nursing home chromecasting the code geass OST to the communal television
>>220260285wow that is SO heckin based when the cartoon agrees with me!!!!
*makes bear noises*
whos on the beers thenwhos a despicable little rascle theni am! i am!
>>220260308Never give up eating cheese
>>220260313not mevile muck
>>220260313too tired tonight :\
>>220260079just came to this
>rascle
padma won
>>220260327Assumed this would be linking to the vocaroo
>>220260313haven't had a drink in 3 weeks I'm having a rule no boozing on my own anymore
>>220260310Does it?
Eating a load of food to avoid opiate cravings. 30 hours clean.
/epl/ is the new /brit//brit/ has far too many /britfeel/ sorts (incels)
im not attracted to white women
Celebrating my 38th birthday and 22nd year of studying physics
rorke doing the gangnam style dance to tilde's vocaroo
>>220260349id still do them
Sad how spy fiction is extinct
>>220260357Heroin heroin fentanyl opium
>>220260382go back to /r9k/ you bore
>>220260361>eplIf you think the dollhousing "rorke" posting is bad? Its worse on /epl/
I'm just a wee bawbag
>>220260370ktim
sophie from peep show is SO MID
>>220260356sorry, regret making that reply, very nasty of mewe sometimes ashame ouselves in the pursuit of (You)s
alcohol alone is based and faustian
>>220260399Rorkeposting is not dollhousing you utterly stupid prick. Dollhousing is 'omg mousey' 'is that you dave!!!'
women love tarot and astrology because they're stupid bitchesyes i am an incel by the way
>>220260394nothing /r9k/ about that post weirdo
>>220260399LMAO YOU THINK RORKE IS AN ACTUAL POSTER
>>220260428Is that you me
>>220260442Tilde, like you, is from there you FUCKING THICK CUNT.
>>220260349holy shit what happened to cho changs actress
>>220260428Typical Clive
nothing
Doing a read
I'm leftypol the only one
he actually thought rorke is a personality
>>220260221nigga must have a PIP assessment coming up
>>220260467never once posted there in my fucking life you desperate freak
futari ni gooooooood bless
the parasite is rorke
I'm rorke da ba dee da ba die
nobody:literally nobody:leftypol:rorke: a wimmoway a wimmoway
>>220260527this but OOH EE OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
>>220260527>>220260548good posts
>>220260527sc
>>220260480He’s really attractive
>>220260526>>220260527>>220260548SCREAMING INTO MY ARSEHOLE UNTIL A FART GOES INTO MY MOUTH AND THEN CYCLES ETERNALLY IN A FART OUROBOROS
four cans of high strength beer on the desk in front of methios is going to be a foul evening
italy vs northern ireland wales vs bosniaczechia vs irelandyou will be supporting your british brethren, right?
not remotely funny but a samefag, a phonepost and a VPNpost to himself later and it gives it that illusion (in his own mind)
Catch 22
got toil tomorrow but still going to be on the cans and the illicit substances because im a fucking deadbeat loser
>Trump compares UK aircraft carriers to ‘toys’ in latest insultOh so he doesn't need us again
>>220260598good post
>>220260602Northern Ireland onlyOther two actively loathe us
>>220260428Which they do on epl. Omds rorke
>>220260602bit shit if n ire and wales progress they face each other
do I smell a melty on the wind?
>>220260603so this is rorke
listening to the UNDERTALE ost and crying yet again
Fucking freezing lads should be bloody warm by now
He still contends that Rorke is a singular poster and that everyone else is just thick
>>220260602Junak do junaka rodila nas majkaNašu Bosnu čuvamoPjevaj Bosno, dušmani nek znaju da se lako ne damoPjevaj Bosno, dušmani nek znaju da se lako ne damoSarajevo, Rogatica, Višegrad, VlasenicaTu mi leže pokraj srcaZvornik, Tuzla, Kalesija, Devetak i KiseljakSvaki borac veseljakArtiljerija, Bosanac sam bekrijaArtiljerija, Bosanac sam bekrijaHej, moja Bosna ponosnaArtiljerija, Bosanac sam bekrijaArtiljerija, Bosanac sam bekrijaHej, moja Bosna ponosna
I'm certainly the only /brit/ poster with an actual 8 incher
>>220260677Who are you talking to
going to stick a fillum on
>>220260186SOVL
toni kroos is an absolute racist wankspangled cockbag
rorke rorkeposting
*waves my BBC around in the middle of the thread*
>>220260688tell him we said hi
>>220260626Yeah don’t forget it
What colour is your bellend?
>>220260609get in lad enjoy your evening
>new hermione is half darkyright well thats the imagination wank ruined
>>220260695shit haircut, always hated it. also hes german which is just sickening
>>220260695He was right about Germany falling
hey donald trump ye wee bawbag dont come to scotland again ye fanny
>>220260527
wish i were carly rae jepsen's babywhy live
>>220260695Why
just googled new hermione's date of birth
5 (You)s on my rorkepostfeelsgoodman
>>220260753Fucking kys carlybender. You are the worst poster in this general
baited for that exact response :)
shitting my arse through my fucking mouth aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Bad luck :'(
its getting to this time of year again
>>220260626>falling for yank propaganda grow up
>>220260766said his daugher is safer going out at night in spain than in germany
Japanese and Koreans are more white than southern Europeans. Their organisation and intelligence shows this.
Really need to stop wasting time looking up homes
another hard days graft typing prompts into claude and copy pasting the resultsanother 200 quid in the bank
>>220260787>professional soldiers love war and write about it being a good time>citizens conscripted into war moan and complain about it Funny how literature is like that
>>220260602Want Italy to win
>>220260389lmao i dont have any of them unfortunately
Is iced tea peng or shite?
rorke's dad made the admin of the 'post-finasteride syndrome sufferers for rupert lowe' page
>>220260857>Japanese and Koreansboth currently facing extinction
might pop to the shop
>>220260753>carly rae jepsen's babyThe baby of a 56 year old woman.. I wouldn't envy being that
>>220260846>no he's not a real lawyer because... BECAUSE HE JUST ISN'T OK!!!
>>220260908well she's only 40 and just became a mum for the first time :)
>>220260859watson on /brit/
viva bosnia
>>220260898Southern wogs aren’t far behind
activates my incel rage when i see a woman and she has a boyfriend and i realise that means she has had sex with him
>>220260883all depends. is it sweet/unsweet, lemon/no lemon, type of tea (black, green, etc.)...what is the weather like outside?A while ago, when it was hot out I would drink unsweetened, cold black tea. was pretty good and a good way to stay hydrated. I just drink cold coffee now though. more caffeine
>>220260988It not right
>>220260914
>>220260929Your life is so fucking shitYou need a fucking punch in the teeth
>>220260988leftypol has the same reaction when he isn't black
>>220260929is the baby mixed race at all?
>>220260985mental how its all my fault because im a incel freak that cant shag a woman
>>220261022Hey so what if his life is shitYours prob isn’t much better
Mental how Elijah Wood is 57 now
>>220261053gordon brown voice: its just ridiculous
hearing reports that charlie kirk has offiically passed away
playing pokopia bye
>>220261079Probably not but at least I’m not weirdly obsessed with celebrities.Nor do I spam trannies
>>220261092has he worn wigs yet
>>220261053Peng milf
im going to peer pressure you to drink because i know you make better posts when youre pissed
might punch myself in the head when i get home because i hate myself
rewatching original naruto and the first ED for the first season made me tear up
>>220261053Don't find her fit anymore ever since I saw her deranged takes on twitterSame for Tara Strong
>>220261124vorn vigs
tiktok edging
summertoil looms
>>220261185illegal
>>220261139Ah cmon don’t hate yourself frenThat’s what they want you to do
>>220261159this gaylord cares more about personality than looks oh my DAYS
>>220261053>>220261206indian
>>220261206Who??
Friday and Monday booked off toilTwo four day weekends in a row
>>220260186thought this film was meh
>>220261053are vorders is definitely BBC ONLY
hi im derren brown and im gonna make my willy disappear
>>220261246what you doin ladwanking?
>>220261248Moral of the film is you can get away with rape if you run to london
>>220261214was in jest but i actually appreciate this thank you x
>>220261287tomorrow literally completing errands that I've been attempting to do since fucking Christmas It's mad how nothing is open outside of 9-5 Mon-Fri
anything good on
>>220261231haram white woman porn picturesstop posting these indian idiot bhenchod
bits and bobs x
umpetals x
Radiohead is like if The Beatles made good music
Somehow Albert Wesker has returned..
zerg rushing co-op
any good documentaries that aren't just people being interviewed with random photographs and still images flashed on the screen and are actually worth watching instead of just being a more time consuming version of reading a wikipedia page?i'll wait but i won't get my hopes up
>>220261369muse is like if radiohead made music that wasn't for depressed gay people
always felt thursdays should feel a bit more celebratory, given their proximity to the weekend
*poos on these >>220261369 >>220261382 posts*
only time I nearly spontaneously coomed in my pants is when these grils were at the gym and while one of them was getting a drink from the vending machine her mate bent over and bit her bum and they started cacklinggot a bit drippy down there fr fr
>>220261377Icarus is really good
>>220261392at uni we used to call it thirsty thursday
>>220261407based
rorke shazaming gangnam style
i know youre here ted
new courtney barnett album out tomorrow :>
I think any intelligent man who’s honest with themselves believes in some sort of creator God or supreme being. Whether this be pantheism, panpsychism, deism, Monism (ancient Greek philosophy), Neoplatonism etc. The leap of faith (literally) comes in accepting Jesus Christs divinity and resurrection
>>220261419do that with my mates all the time haha
>>220261419i was at lidl today and i saw a lesbian squeeze her girlfriend's bum and had the same reaction
Mad how Carlybender is one of the most prolific dogshit gimmick posters ever but nobody even gives a shitHe’s on the same level as heatherpaedo
Counties around the world putting things in place to cap petrol and energy prices for their people. Meanwhile what is that fucking pleb Starmer up to?
>>220261457always imagine her having a massive unkept bushlike so rogue koalas are swinging in it or whatever they do
>>220261483ah yeah paid for in taxesjust drive less
>>220261483just said my message is clear see more out loud in a keir starmer voice and laughed
>>220260779that was good im still fucking laughing
>>220261457>>220261495Carlybender samefagging as always
MADRIEXCEPTIONALE
>>220261495she's a lesbian, is that something they do
leftypol saying Türkiyerorke saying Turkey
what's a nice beer? going to have a few drinky poos methinks
>>220261377https://youtu.be/5zwMANyTTFUI like this one
>>220261547I need to start shagging
>>220261547spamming ugly bio-fems hour again is it
not attracted to men but what does it mean if every time you see an attractive female you imagine them pegging you?
>>220261547what do you usually drink in india?
>>220261547krom bacher PILS
went into the pub after work today had 20 minutes before my traindidn’t get served in the next 10 minutes and wasn’t going to sink a pint in 10 so had to sack it
>>220261326mad how this is the norm in so many other countries. and people complain about the economy being on life-support. well open shops a bit later then you fucking mongs
>spamming ugly bio-fems hour again is it
>>220261547Can’t beat a John Smiths
>>220261589it means your mind has been conditioned by several years of masturbation, pornography and desensitisation that your normal healthy reproductive drive has warped into bizzare fetishes and other filth
alcohol just isn't what it used to beremember when I was 22 and I went to an interview with a massive hangover and felt no anxiety whatsoever, but not several beers of an evening will basically make me a slug for several days and I'll be too scared to make eye contact with anyoneMy body just can't handle it anymore
not to offend the resident irish posters but I really don't like playing as Shay Patrick Cormac in Assassin’s Creed® Rogue, his voice is devoid of charisma and I don't like his face
>>220261606makes me scrim errytim
Andalusia and Baghdad were actually pretty cool, if muslims kept following the greeds from those periods, islam would've evolved like Christianity instead of regressing because the muslim scientists and philosophers of that time had a Godly admirations towards Greeks. Sucks that muslims hate science now and are so brown coded.
>>220261606ah yes buzz lightyear, the literary figure
>>220261586only trannies say bio-fems because they think there's a need to differentiate between women and men in dresses
>>220261638fairi had a 121 with managerblatt this week and got erect when i saw a glimpse of her feet in converse
>>220261586kys carlybender
>>220261377https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistress_Dispellerthis is pretty good
honestly baffled at the people who get mad at sfw pictures of womenjust utterly bizarre behaviourcan only assume that they are so pornsick that a woman reminds them of their addiction
>>220261642yeah i have to limit myself now otherwise i spend the next day with my brain telling me to kms
>>220261642bricklayers can do it so why cant you
accusing others of what he is again
>>220261707probably because they just drink and take coke at work as well
how the fuck are you supposed to cook steak?
>>220261377navalny
female penis
>>220261753is google broken?
>>220261753put butter and thyme in the pan put the steak in the pan for 2 minutesflip it
Might wake up soon
>>220261803Currently in rem sleep myself
>>220261820PHWOARR
>>220261820is that a....you know...
good day today in my little dollhouse moving all the little figurines around and acting out conversations filled with witty zingers :)
>>220261816kys carlybender
Mental how in the Stone Age you could get away with rape. No prisons and that, not saying I’d do it but it’s just mental
who the fuck even is that
>>220261820assuming this is something from thousands of years ago it's mad how porn has existed for as long as humans have existed
Oy got pozzed in me ed
>>220236348
>>220261753>>220261787Hold it on the edges too if its thick
low quality posts!!!on /brit/!?!?!!?!?NO!
>>220261650It's some canadian doing a fake accent.
>>220261842totalbiscuit
>>220261787how long until it stops bleeding?
hello my literal enemies
>>220261838You can in current year UK Everyone basically gets a free rape and they only sentence you the 2nd time you're caught
ffs leftypol look what you've done
cor I love grapes free grapes YES
wiki did an article about mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor
>>220261892Should still be bleeding in the middle
>>220261920said this in court the other day
>>220261923the jews are playing up again
Just discovered The Scran Sit Vanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1VVizo2Qsx8
>>220261923not tired of genocide are they
>>220261547Hobgoblin Gold is very suppable
>>220261923at least they have a saferoom
>>220261923>>220261948>>220261955these posts belong on /pol/
chris smoove
>>220261978you belong in broadmoor
>>220261978no they don'tquiet
>>220261923i don't have a safe room
the parasite floating through life spamming his youtube links
Fake Taxi is one of our most internationally-recognisable cultural exports of the 21st century
might join the army lads. hope they have a place for a mong
>>220261971>saferoomcaught an articuno there back in the day
Shieeeeeet
>>220262020always room for a cleaner
>>220262020they got plenty of space for you but expect to be treated like shit by both your sergeants and your arrogant peersyou have to be on the top of your game physically and mentally to not lose respectit's easy to quickly turn into a human punching bag in the forces if you don't
why is /brit/ so pornbrained
>>220262040kek good reference that
>Trump says US will be Iran's 'worst nightmare' if it doesn't agree to peace plan
Rowan Atkinson became American and twice as large then?
>>220262057Too much sex made us crave for more.
>>220262056right well I'll see if I can join the scouts or something instead
can someone post the testicular destruction collage please, I am in dire need of a laugh
>>220262081nonce bastard
Not back to toil until Wednesday
The Habermasian programme is a new liberal Teutonic totalitarianism based on Kantian formalism excluding the culturally substantive.
“Snape’s going on a hike through the Forbidden Forest. we can hear the Bluetooth speaker in his backpack”
>>220262060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqkAkLRkG8
>>220262102>t.
Anyone who wanted to join the armed forces outwith a national emergency is mentally ill.
>>220262098yes lad get in
>>220262112tramp
>>220262102was just saying this down the opium den
Quick, better increase our welfare system by a gorillion percent
ban woke
>>220262112why are cis females like this
>>220262102park life
this general has a rich history
>>220262136How many of those are shite though?
I love Hannah Fry. Not only is she intelligent and passionate about her subject, but she is very naturally beautiful. Her flaming red hair and snow-white skin make my cock as hard as diamond. I'd love for her to whisper sweet nothings in my ear whilst slowly stroking me to ecstasy.
>>220262136If children are starving isn't that the point of having a welfare system? I don't know what you're mad at
Just some morning thoughts
>>220262160
>>220262175can imagine her giving me BBC sucking instructions while I cage my swc
got pooey fingers again
>>220262175>>220262203indian
>>220262216>>220262216>>220262216
RORKE LIFE!
NEW>>220262227>>220262227>>220262227
>>220262189Maybe it's to do with the welfare bill already being over £300B per year and rising. Can't afford kids, don't fucking have them, simple as, stop expecting the state to bail you out
