big guybig guy
>>220401786SpongeBob big guy pants ok
>>220401786the fucking dance has been stuck in my head for WEEKSspongebob big guy pants ok
>>220401786>>220401800i'm going to injure you
my dad is 6ft 3 I am a puny 6ft 1 due to my mother's manlet geneticspain
is it true that if a woman has an abortion then her fanny becomes haunted?
big big guy
>>220401823>crusty whiteaka leftypol
>>220401834im almost 4 feet tall mate count your blessings
*enters thread*
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
loool NASA are launching a “mission to the moon” today but they aren’t going to be landing on it fucking lmao can’t have that can they else it would show they are a bunch of liars
>>220401823Bread mix?????Add water??!??!!
>>220401851Love making bread me
>>220401850we ALL had explosive faps to this as a kid
monnight, tuesnight, wednesnight, thursnight, frinight, saturnight, sunnight.im a genius for thinking of that.
>>220401870s
>>220401849*looks down at you*Thank you Yoda
>>220401856From the trump kennedy space center?
>>220401866bro is a retard
>>220401870scriamingning
>>220401747 Browns such yourself dont eat cheese while britishers do, you australonesianpithecus
>>220401882screamo
sup cody
>>220401870i loves me spinich
>>220401856Why do they even want to go to the moon? Are they doing an America sequel? There's fuckall there
>>220401870GradeAUnderA ahh bradders
=
>>220401904dont like that guy
>>220401905
>>220401918>>>/pol/>>214729392
ummm like the way she thought she ate tho oh honeychile....
>>220401870thought that was a bellend
>BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he will form a new partnership with the EU in the coming weeks>"As the world continues down this volatile path, our long-term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union"Rorke mate...
>>220401918Fuck off to /pol/
>>220401903They never went to the moon u fuckign spastic
>>220401926
chile
Lunch time
no one:not a soul:leftypol:rorke: my supper dish, my succotash wish
>>220401939We dont want you>>220401944Persona in italian means person
>>220401943impossible to know if this is a joke or real in this day
>>220401943lol you’re a moron
>>220401922Here >>220400372>>220401942Bye bye >>220398775
>>220401939brexit means brexit
Explosive diarrhoea on the cards
>>220401952corr, love getting my bowl of vomit down with a nice chunk of poo
>>220401870Desperate Dan
>>220401966>>>/lgbt/ off you pop
>>220401952
>>220401960Imagine believing it >>220401963I’m a carrot am I?
>>220401974I was planning on playing poker with those you dirty French bastard.
>>220401993we dont want him either hun x
nignog gollywog having a gay ol time in britland
>>220401966Done those jfs
Mouse said he has an April Fools' joke planned but knowing that lazy little scrote (who does FUCK ALL all day every day) we won't see it until October
BBC is so fucking biased it’s insane
>>220401952Lush
shriel
>>220402030sty
>>220402030genuinely terrifieng
BBC is so fucking hot it's insane
Baneposting gets me every time
>>220402043Seek help
>>220402043You don’t belong here
>>220402051Screaming
I think its time for the aussies to grow up
'zesty fode'
>>220402081grow up
>>220402005That image is pure lies. Another Rorkey Porkey
>>220402071grow up
>>220402084Right and that’s supposed to be funny is it
>>220402051Peculiar
>>220402071
What is the point of this april's fool?
quite literally impossible for me to do a pull workout without putting my back out for a few days
NASA “lost” 10,000 reels of telemetry data from the moon landings, yeah sure bro
the wacky brads where its just a jpg stretched over 3d space arent that funny tbqhdesu
Can you catch and eat wild birds? These wood pigeons walking round the garden look good but i feel like plucking and gutting them would be pretty grim
>>220402107>You feeling that 2CB yet mate?
Silly Aussie posting his Bradley edits.
/brit/ legend Zesty Foden is getting dog abuse in the media
the nail on my pinkie toe is basically hanging off and i figure i might as well just rip it off but i'm afraid it will expose some kind of nerve ending and hurt for hours afterwards
squidward
Just got in team £20 to get my switch screen fixed looks good as new epic might buy Pokémon Legends ZA or something oh and I need a screen protector too
starmdog is actually so based
>>220402141
Firefox: Try vertical tabsMe: Try fucking off??
right well that's a man shagging a pumpkin dressed as a woman
>>220402141ummers
The obvious 4chan April Fools prank was something involving AI but obviously the admins couldn't be arsed what with finally updating the 19-year-old system after the tranny janny leak
>>220402005these are the most easily deboonked memes though so like you must be trolling
get your arses out
my neighbours' house's front lawn would look great with a couple of flamingo ornaments so i'm thinking of buying some and placing them on their lawn in the dead of night, i'd be in and out in 20 seconds, heist of the century
reminder to r*port the parasite. do your civic duty
i decalre that god isnt real lol
>>220401786
>>220402185> NASA did lose the original high-quality telemetry data tapes containing the raw Apollo 11 moonwalk footageIf you actually believe this shitnwasnt faked you are a retard go wear your mask lil bro
>>220402186No because I don’t want to get raped.
reckon if i were having gender dysphoria, instead of trooning out, i'd just kill myself and hope i reincarnate as a woman, or if death is just oblivion then that's fine too
i'll be the first to say im not a fan of the edited bradley spam.
>>220402174Course, you can't say that these days
BREAKING: The first local baby of April is born.Charlie Kirk Curtis was born at 12:01 AM at Robinson Medical Center. Both mother and baby are safe and healthy.Congratulations to the parents!Stay tuned to WLDG Newsradio 67.1 FM for more news.
suckers stay talking on them internet commentsmad cos im most wanted like Osama
>>220402219>Hello is that the USSR? Yeah we've only gone and done it mate, landed on the moon ain't we>Yh? >Yh>Ite, no point us checking, we believe you, fair play
mum is absolutely FUMING that the minimum wage has been increased in her words “what was the fucking point in me going to university I might aswell just get on benefits and not work”
>>220402219Layering it on a little too thick, you should be more subtle next time
>>220402254>mother and baby are safeah so they escaped from that werewolf that goes around eating newborns and their mothers then
>>220402273bit silly since benefits and minimum wage aren't the same
>>220402273this is why peasants like her should never have been allowed to go to uni
>>220402219it's too neatly stupid to be a believable troll, it's like what a stupid person would strawman a moon landing denialist as being like
>>220402273boomercattle love pulling the ladder up behind them dont they its the only thing that gives joy to their lead-pickled minds
*changes Mousey's nappy and powders his bot-bot* *puts a baby bonnet on him*
>>220402296*sigh*Take my upvote...
>>220402270Oh my days You need to wake up and realise it’s all a game that America vs Soviet Union shit was played up by the MEDIA.Communism vs Capitalism, it all came from the SAME PEOPLEEverything is a movie and lies and you lap it up like the fuckinf goyim you are
>>220402270Bit weird that because anon can see theyre fake and anon is obviously really smart. But at the height of the cold war the Soviets would have had a massive coup if they proved them to be fake but they just didnt realise they were. If only they had anon and his memes
>>220402327
and also the challenger disaster was fake they found the people who were on it and they're still alive
>>220402305Love how that’s all you say instead of actually putting your argument forward about why that happenedIt’s funny because people like you will believe the Epstein conspiracy and all the rest but you get all faggy when it comes to the moon landing you aren’t even American
give me a conspiracy about the moon landing dave mckeegan hasn't deboonked
shower then a haircut
not ugly per se but got the man equivalent of resting bitch face which i think is why women don't like me
>>220402351why would I argue against an image that asserts something with no evidence posted by a poe
>>220402327Right, so you think that the media created a fake war between the Soviets and the United States causing them to spend billions on fake space missions and then deciding that the US should come out on top (of the fake space missions)You're that retarded coworker that everyone hates who does nothing but pick his arse, rip fat vape clouds and drink relentless all day
I'm gayAprils FOOLS!!haha
>>220402369hideously ugly deformed freak me
>>220402377Aussies you can now spam your Braddos in your very own dedicated thread!!
Niggas in this thread genuinely believe the Soviet Union and USA hated each other and the fact the soviets didn’t say America faked it therefore it must be trueAmerican and Soviet Union were literally BFFs they just play the part like they aren’tIt’s all theatre
some gay incels about to link a horribly racist anti australian thread
>>220402401we like his posts, maybe you should leave?
tried to face swap brad with an orangutan but it just created a turkish man
doctorberg said i have skin cancer but then he april foolsed me and said it's pancreatic
>>220402414haha
>>220402414fucking actual scrim
mad how it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to find workI will NEVER earn money, EVER
>>220402402soviets and yanks literally did a joint venture to detonate nukes in the atmosphere in order to make ufos crash
>>220402055>>220402061>>220402071April fools lol
>>220402416got to make it fun haven't ya?
>>220402372You didn’t reply to any image spastic you replied to :> NASA did lose the original high-quality telemetry data tapes containing the raw Apollo 11 moonwalk footageGo on. Biggest thing America has ever done and they just “lost” the tapes oh yeah that’s understandable
>>220402414Scr
>You know the Soviet Union's not really dead? Yeah it's in a book. What they did is they faked the moon landing so they could work undercover for the illuminati, infiltrating zionists in the US government
>>220402414>>220402416>>220402422this way >>220402377
2bh i dont know most of these mfs on the funny captchas
>>220402446they didn't though
>>220402456
>>220402456>brits trying to get rid of aussie posters
>>220402462I knew Dagoth
howling, screaming, and slapping a poo
>>220402435Genuine question why are you even still here just begging it fuck off >>220402384No I know the same people who pull the strings in America are the same people who pull the strings over thereThey are the same people who created communism and capitalism The fact you go all heavy on the insults when it’s literally not needed at all shows what type of person you and that you’re out of your depth. Wasn’t even funny either proper boomer type insult fuck off you old cunt
'Fode' is hot
how do alcoholics and druggies afford it
>>220402472
Unfortunately this >>220402402 is trueThe US government tried to invade Cuba because the Financial Times placed ICBMs there and then pinned the blame on the Soviets
someone's been smoking crack this morning!
>>220402464I mean they themselves said they did. Takes 2 seconds to verify pathetic troll
>>220402501i can't afford to be an alky anymore but when it comes to drugs the trick is to buy them from india, they're cheap as chips over there, and there's only a 2% chance of your parcel being searched
>>220402522not what they say
>>220402495Mate, you've made up that some secret cabal (who owns both the US and the Soviet Union) made up the entire space race and no one questioned it apart from some nutters with weed psychosis sat in their smelly childhood bedroom. The fact is both sides wanted to be the first to 'conquer' space and the US pulled it off
>>220401786Ice Spice was never ever good. Cringey ass bandwagons were name dropping her back in 2022
bit of drama at work as one woman has grassed up another woman for chatting during work hours
Rorke lecturing everyone about what REALLY happened with the moon missions (he’s 38, long term unemployed, and his highest qualification is a D in GCSE geography)
Weird stuff inside my ears this morn'
>>220402468kill yourself tranny
>>220402552foids love this shit
>>220402542Diabolical satanic cursed ass image bakaaaa
Actually so glad it's April and the shit months are over. Can finally start actually enjoying the year.
mad how conspiracy nuts believe that something much more difficult happened instead of what actually happenedlike how they believe the towers on 9/11 were blown up with explosives as if those explosives could be set up easily without anyone noticing LOL
>>220402547Who
>>220402549is this AI
>>220402572ktim. though the temperature needs to get a move on and get higher already
Rorke really is stupid isn't he, hopeless boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2xCisd8ZWg
>>220402549you're an actual amoeba if you sit there staring slackjawed at your screen and watching, saving, and then reposting this sort of puerile gooner shit. i'll fucking kill you
Well /brit/?
>>220402554Rorke is cooked. He is finished!
>>220402549What is she doing?
>>220402587Don't reckon the two jumbo jets flying in to them helped things either
>>220402612Are these Warhammer 40ks? Can rorke confirm?
>>220402612was able to name most characters except this shit warhammer is for virgin spackaloids with the life-ruining kind of autism (assuming this is warhammer)
>>220402525But what if the Indian man who made the drugs touched them after doing a poo and not washing his hands?
you're all so silly x
Hitting the hay team knackered barely slept last night
>>220402633was a bit rude that, not fair play at all really
>>220402643i'm going to injure and disfigure you today
>>220402546Until u realise there is a reason they a Called globalists because they controlled the majority of the countries for the last 100 years then you’ll never get it and instead just sit there making fun because you’re way out of your depth “oh uhhh secret space cabal!! Ha haha” Genuine question how do u think they pulled the Covid scam off? The narrative was followed all around the world every country why do you think? Because they are all fucking owned it’s all theatre
>/aus/>only one Australian post>rest are Britishreally makes u think
>Until u realise there is a reason they a Called globalistsbro is a retard
The bigwigs at toil aren't best pleased about trumps antics
>>220402612death guard are traitors
>>220402661Australians power this general through grit and will, we owe a huge debt to them
>>220402649Lazy dosser cunt
Just seen the new Mario movie, leans heavily into nostalgia, lots of that annoying millennial / marvel humour and the 1st 2 acts are a mess but the final act is pretty fun.Also fox McCloud is in it, which is pretty based
>>220402674Correct
>>220402687Cheers Roger Ebert
>>220402687>Also fox McCloud is in it, which is pretty basedWould like to see it just for that, does he have a big part or just show up in one scene as a gag or somethingApparently he was designed to be based off Miyamoto himself LOL
>>220402587> like how they believe the towers on 9/11 were blown up with explosives as if those explosives could be set up easily without anyone noticing LOLNooooo you’re right for sure bro New York City one of busiest cities in the world it would be impossible for 1 or 2 of those hundreds of floors to be closed off for something else right? Oh yeah it would be impossible for them to hide explosives wouldn’t it?
>>220402609great post
>>220402641that's the kind of risk you run with drugs unfortunatelypersonally i have a friend who used to sell weed and he said he used to fart on the buds of some of his customers
So the April Fool's Day thing is a captcha thing that asks you for the names of anime charactersYeah I don't watch anime
>>220402657Rorke, don't you have some ULEZ cameras to replace with unironed st george's flags?Ironic you're complaining about others being told what to think when you get your talking points from facebook posts made by dinnerladies in Blackpool
Penis.That is all.
dude I have to watch the heckin' movie because Lylat Wars is in it
>>220402705wcreaming
>>220402640wasting your life with video games and anime is fine but warhammer is where you draw the line. ok mate lmao
>>220402706Another case of someone being filtered by the captcha for having too low IQ. SAD!
>>220402702also the videos where you can clearly see demolition charges going off right before the collapse
>>220402706Just click cancel on it and do the non-incel captcha
cor this weed I by off this Australian bloke has the pengiest whiffs
bros ironing flags lol raised by a single mum
>>220402705this obviously never happened and you made it up you sad little druggo
>>220402681She has a job you freak
>>220401834both my parents are 5'7-5'8my sisters are a bit shorter, my brother is about the same as my parentsi'm a massive 6'4 freak, also have autism and distantly related to the mutants in Wrong Turn. Suspect some foul play from mum, other in the form of adultery or substance abuse
Imagine if we spammed the catalog with /brit/‘s again That would be a good april fools joke
If Rorke's brain was a nuclear bomb he couldn't bring down the south tower
>having too low IQ
>>220402731floors above collapsing down into the floors below pushing out dust and debris from inside to outside
>>220402740apparently it's common practice for weedmen to fart on the weed either for fun or for revenge
>>220402640Neil Robertson is an Aussie snooker player (former world champion actually) and he's into Warhammer. I'm not into Warhammer myself but it seems possible for relatively normal people to be interested in it.
>>220402707I’m not even english u fucking freak I hate the English hilarious how you can’t refute anything I’ve ever said just sticking with the same dog shit banter that you think it’s funny like I said you’re way out of your depth fucking CATTLE
>>220402750SCREMM
>>220402721that is literally what i just said yh x
>>220402744well then
>>220402744screaming
>>220402696Just had one of these and it was 100% Marisa Kirisame from 2hu but my answers were NOT accepted
>>220402747Do you at least have a big willard?
>>220402750pooing, so true. Rorke's brain is a firecracker
Almost Easter time. I hope Bruce is ready.Giggling just thinking about it
>>220402749>catalogFOY
nigga
>>220402762That man is not normal he looks abnormal and disgusting
Rorke posting his conspiracy theories again is he yeah? Let me guess it’s all the Jews behind it all is it?Change the channel, Marge!
>>220402744I don't get it
>>220402762https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule
couldn't wait to dig in
>>2204027443 bar wifi signal get in lad
bait
pinkie got the swiper!
>>220402640Warhammer is for white people no shock you'd hate it
>she
>>220402775Embarrassingly small actually
Yooooo why did they pull all the bomb sniffing dogs out of the buildings???Yoooo why would this happen the goyim on Brit told me that’s impossible like it would be totally impossible to put explosives in the building
>>220402800sc
looking forward to seeing pictures of food with white sauces and condiments added so I can then refer to Elton John farting cum onto people's food
>>220402793classic mistake, you need to let it cool first
henry cavill is into warhammer as well. it's funny to imagine him sitting in games workshop with all the incels
>both my parents are 5'7-5'8Howling, blud’s autistic spacka dad got cucked by chad and he doesn’t even know it
>>220402812Grim, that's the risk when you're really tall as even an average sized wilbur will look small on you.
>>220402809scrbsing. good bradney that
>>220402765You want me to disprove that there's a secret council out there that faked the space race and the cold war (that you made up)?
this general is filled with fucking reddit brained goyim
if rorke's brain was a cock it would be small lol
>>220402744reverse universe elton
heatherpaedo loves posting no context pictures of his shit food
melty x
>>220402792That doesn't make any sense
Sir Elton John in banned from every restaurant in Brighton
>>220402825Yeah? Having a little giggle imagining that are you mate? Tittering at the very thought of it?
>>220402843Not even his food he gets them from X
>>220402815Yea, those bomb sniffing dogs would have stopped the plane hitting
getting a tightrope up to the top of a building is different to laying explosives on every floor
thoughts on Proton Mail lads?
>>220402793Thats denser than mousey on two cans of happy shopper
>>220402807don't dislike warhamemr itself im sure it's fine but a lot of its fans that i've interacted with have been genuine subhumans though. like proper unhygenic stinky mental disableds. even weeaboos are less dysgenic
yooo what are those israeli “art students” doing on that floor that’s been closed off??Just doing some art shit bro don’t question it fr
>>220402848it does, it's like saying prime numbers aren't divisible except by 1 and themselves, the exceptions support the rule rather than undermine it
>everyone I don’t like is heatherposterIs dollymong seriously still doing this schizo bollocks?
post 'the webm'
>>220402892Hi hp lol
>>220402893brad 2 weeks in bulgaria
>>220402893the moon
>>220402898
I think the internet became broke when the joke became "lol yeah right bush did 911 you crazy conspiracy loony" instead of "bush did 911 and literally everyone knows it"
I'm the singular rorke that the singular rorkeposter is posting about
>>220402747I'm the opposite, my pa is 6 foot and bro is 5 10,and I am 5 6
you can always tell when it's him because everyone calls him heatherpaedo but himself
>>220402904ktim but i'm instantly naming every moe anime girl like that geogussr autist
>>220402939>>220402939>>220402939
>Germans are 50% of births in Germany>British people are 52% of the births in Britain>White people are 30% of the births in New ZealandAnd each of them will grow up to breed with a brown person or at best a muttGoodbye, white race!
>>220401904Kek
>>220402944very good
>>220402696Doro
>>220402944Watch this!
>>220402701He's in it for a bit, he pilots an arwing to take the characters to bowsers planet and later pilots rosalinas observatory through bowsers armada
