yungblud edish
in the hills
seriously though when it's only brown people who else are you meant to shag
>>220402939I don't like his appearance
>>220402939is that green day man
More intelligence in his pinky finger than there in the entire population of IrelandJust think on that
>>220402939Vile looking creature
>>220402967the hills are alive with the sound of despair
>>220402967good photo lad where's that?
reckon white people need to form an ethnostate where non-whites aren't allowed and will be shot on sight if they try to enter
quite astonishing that all private pensions basically rely on the stock market's unrelenting growth
nth for the gyaldem
>>220402969no oneyou don't give in to their wicked designs no matter what
>>220402999I'm a rocket manRocket man burnin' out his fuse up here alone
>>220402999elton john etc
>>220402999elton tapeworms
>anime captchaBased
bent some steel that’d been washed with some sort of thinner on em feeling loopy
>>220403011getting rather portly ent she
>>220403051Architectmaxxing
Is 31 a good age to get into anime?
>>220403042:D
>>220402969for us that isn't a problem because a) there are still white people our age and b) we weren't meant to have gfs anyway
>>220403004near the metropolis of newtowncrommelin
>>220403073yeah x
>>220402967Somewhere in the chuddy hills of Yorkshire there lived a young boy named rorkey racoon-aOne day his oneitis ran off with a Chad of a guyHit young rorkey in the eye
Didn't think it was 2bh
>>220403011looks like elton john's farted on her
why is my friend Spain being called mickey pearce all the time by the parasitehe is a great discord mod and my best friend
>>220403073you've come this far without that pathetic shit, why would you get into it now?
heatherposter lives in his head rent free - there are literally none of his gimmicks being posted (no cronem, no ai edits, no bad psych, etc) yet dollymong still hallucinates that he’s here and then samefags to try to convince others
the crohnsdems
>>220403073Yeah
>>220403073Fuck no mate get into Warhammer instead
>>220403118cronem is not your gimmick heathermong, you stole it from zeidy
>>220403098
Linux mfs be like #!
>>220402885>prime numbers aren't divisible except by 1 and themselvesBut that's applicable to all prime numbers right? So there aren't any exceptions to that rule, right?Anyway surely "exception that proves the rule" doesn't make sense. If you have a rule which describes something, and there seems to be an exception to your rule, then surely the exception does not prove the rule. In fact the exception would surely undermine the rule. You would have to alter the rule in order to account for the exception.
Shalom hehe
It passed in the Israeli parliament Netenyahu himself voted for itCan you imagine the UK parliament voting to hang foreign criminals? I thought not
and the very latest from inside the african wig shop?
mental how janny just allows the bradse to be posted kek
>>220403237Janny isn't real
>>220403186the only she they will ever get to bang
>>220403207>wrong pic>>220403178I count 2 women
corr lush
being a sex pervert i get but being a genuine simp like that gyladem poster i will never understand, how do you even end up like that
>>220403283proto-trans behaviour honestly
fucking weatherwoman retiring is national newsWe are not a serious country
>>220403011poser hag
>>220403073start with the greeks
>>220403283complete and utter lack of any meaningful female attention throughout his entire life would be my guess
>>220403283he's a mentally ill perma-incel
>>220403300Weather woman retires, radio DJ gets done for noncery. BBC feeds upon itself.
>>220403308good goy*scrolls /brit/ for 16 hours*
>>220403324thats ktim but im not a simp
>>220403283Blud's actually mindbroken by peng tings
>>220403340ktimmy
nobody:not a single soul:not even big chungus:rorke: open gangnam style
>>220403225Jews put the interests of Jews before anything elseThat's why they will exist far into the future, long after slow-brained whites have mixed themselves out of existence with n*ggers
mwad how addicting this place isjust scrolling for hours posting bizarre shite
>>220403359They believe they're spiritually superior to goys
how do I get anime captchas...
>>220403346the same water that boils the egg softens the potato
>>220403366there's no experience like it reallyjust shit out as many dogshit posts as you can and then go about like nothing happened
>>220403366the word is "addictive". why do zoomers always say "addicting" when that's not the correct word?
>>220403366>addictingFOY
>>220403359White goyim brains are like underdeveloped children's brains compared to mighty computer-brained Jews
>>220403359He has dandruff on his suit
>rejoining EUunironicaly bloody based
Still makes me HOWL how whenever Ziedbelg starts posting here heatherpaedo immediately starts bombarding him with his own gimmicks, begging for attention from his one mate, and then Ziedbelg generally tends to leave soon after that because even he’s creeped outThe cunt is so autistic he has no social skills whatsoever, like some tard child at a special needs school who doesn’t know how to make friends
>>220403366
>>220403433he's fully aware of that though
They’re sending a WHAT to the moon?!
>>2204034541 negro
>>220403433he is developmentally delayed and doesn’t understand how normal people interact, it’s quite sad really
>>220403433that's a gimmick in itself though. making people, even ziedy, feel uncomfortable
how am i suppose to join the silly little captcha gimmick if my verification isn’t required
>>220403393Because they think they're American from consuming so much of their media
>>220403433The AI song that he "made" in response to ziedbelg's was probably his most dire post. The fact that he said "mine's better ;)" and linked it in the post just to get no response was probably his lowest
the jandicedem
I wish Japan were right next to the European continent.
>>220403454
>>220403318Trend chasing is part of the game, but Jules has always worn a lot of black
>>220403433the belgian left the thread because he has other important things to do and he and heatherposter were posting together only a couple of days ago
mumberg showed me some pictures of me and my brother as a kid and I just started cryinghate myself so much
ts aint it unc
hello i am from sweden
crodie did u listen my song yet
>>220403507does your brother mog you?
>>220403477>>220403487Fuck me he is an absolutely tragic figure. I find him fascinating, I wonder what happened in his childhood that made him this way
>>220403373They literally are look how many in the last thread don’t believe 9/11 was inside job
>>220403493no you don't. you are better off far from here
>>220403379profound..
>>220403375Browse /vg/ and /a/ more I guess
>>220403487Actual screaming man
>>220403477I do it on purpose. I'm very good socially. I read the rook brilliantly. Here I agitate on purpose, both in obvious and less obvious ways. Less obvious way is acting in that way towards Ziedy to see his and your reactions because it makes me laugh.Example:>Sup ziedy, u gud? Crodie creamin on di angels. Issa reel parade, noh?
>>220403516We look the same, but he doesn't have whatever incellious curse I have.
>>220403529ur ye actual
>>220403534grimmy
>>220403536Blow your head smooth off
POV: you were invited to the Metal Jesus Party Weekend. Your response? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP38XoF8vnc
>>220403534Um
he thinks people are agitated by him when really it's just concerntalking about black penis and child rape for 16 hours a day can't be good for your health
there's going to be a roast of Mousey running for the next 5 years it's a charity event so everyone please take part do not spare his feelings he has given this the official 'ok' you can be as brutal as you like
>>220403507*gives you a hug*I know how you feel bro
shall repeat that bbcposting should cop an instant permaban
>>220403430Piss off
>>220403536How does it make you feel that your only mate on here thinks you’re a tragic cringecase who copies his gimmicks?
>>220403564faggot ass nigfga
>>220403536Keep it up, it's funny seeing the spergs rage
odd animalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIe7k6_60I
I hate ziedy as much as anyone but if you compare him to heathermong it just highlights exactly how much of a defective and (genuinely) low IQ subhuman he is, which is impressive given just how much of a freak ziedy isziedy made one of his AI songs which - yes - is just AI slop about his cuckspam but he still sat down and composed lyrics that rhyme and flow and contains references to his own invented gimmicks which as pathetic as it is it is still proof of some level of creativity (and humanity) to ithttps://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkDthen you have heathermong>>211801959https://vocaroo.com/180rPDeY2snIwho is a 39 year old paedophile with a cuck fetish and morbid interests who is incapable of creating anything or using his own imagination, whenever he speaks off-gimmick he has a dull and sterile way of speaking and gives the most pathetic and predictable copes as his defence for his behaviours, he genuinely seems soulless, he just took ziedy's lyrics found some beat online and ran african text-to-speech over it and states that he made a "better version"comparing the two is a clear example of both of them, ziedy being a cuck freak but still having some degree of creativity and thus "humanity" to him, whereas heathermong is just a barely sentient ghoul latching onto anything he can and ruining it because he is truly, truly mentally ill and easily influencedtldr: heathermong is a soulless low IQ parasite destined for hell
>>220403487I've never made an AI song not claimed to have made one. I was under the impression that Ziedy made all the great AI songs and DTFIC made the shitty ones where it's just Nigerian voice reading a text with maybe a beat overlaid on top.But yeah I've never said I made one lol. That's the trouble with trying to assign posts to one anon on an anonymous board. 70% of the time you get it wrong.
>>220403594samefag award
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774903210660693.webm
>>220403564cheers x
he's very similar to mousey in that regardhe often makes a post and then tries to play it off as someone else impersonating him later
>>220403597many are saying this
>>220403611Feather sleuth
>>220403597just don't care honestly sorry
>>220403597Mindbroken
wish i could turn back time
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/Bad%20pych%20is%20punishemnt%20for%20whites/remember when he did this
>>220403631'the parasite' is usually Mousey himself but he forgot he posted the post or else is embarrassed by the post so tries to push it away from him
don't think I've ever written anything that long in my life
guys i just had sexlol april fool
>>220403515As I said I've never made nor claimed to have created an AI song. I've made AI pics before.But you're hit on something with the obsequiousness of your post. That's exactly the angle I go for sometimes because I know what reaction it will get and for some reason it makes me howl every day. "Heathermong trying to impress Ziedy, what a pathetic creature"
>>220403597mate just filter him instead of being this mindraped and obsessed.
Morning /brit/ is prob the most neurotic time of the thread. It pools with psychic damage
>>220403657He has never been the same after thatHe went awol for ages then came back denying it was him
Dressing up as a Jewish leprechaun and tormenting heathernonce in his sleep
yesterdays leftover pasta for lunch
Might make a shopping list of all the things I hate about myself and work on them
>>220403638
>>220403672you want people to think you're a pathetic gimp. epic troll mate.
have an addiction to hiring prostitutesjust got paid
I like generating a reaction even when I know full well its at the expense of my Heathermong character getting mockedI don't care, it's a character and I just love getting a reaction. It's funny seeing you think my act is genuine.
>>220403708reminds me that american candyI forget the name
what if i just claim to be a jew? not like they're going to forcefully take my trousers off to check if i've got a foreskin
>>220403672As if this is any less pathetic and retarded
>>220403708these two staring at each other
>>220403725>candyFOY
>>2204036844chan is your entire life
>>220403727but why would you do that
Dear Ziedy, I wrote you, but you still ain't callinI left my cell, my discord, and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'emThere probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'Sometimes, I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'emBut anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man, how's the Gherkin?I like black cock too, I'm 'bout to be a cuckoldIf I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?I'ma name her KatyI read about your uncle Timmy too, I'm sorryI had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want himI know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fanI even got the underground shit that you did with 190I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, manI like the shit you did with Spaino too, that shit was fatAnyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back, just to chatTruly yours, your biggest fan, this is Heathermong
Brits don't have anything on the Yank seafood boilHaute cuisine
>>220403733you fuck off
>>220403716Yes, sometimes. It makes me laugh that you fall into the trap of thinking it's real. So for example when I go on a 'melty' posting on a subject repeatedly.I know you think I have to post repeatedly and so I lean into that assumption to provoke a reaction and (yous) and it works every time.
>>220403716quite literally never seen any attention seeker here successfully troll anyone. they all just end up convincing people they're sad case imbeciles. 190, spaki, poley, etc etc - all spend the majority of their lives here trying to agitate people and people still just think they're mongs. what a waste of time
>>220403736so they don't execute me
>>220403744SCREAMIJG
women were a mistake
>>220403744See, this is why I do what I doAnons responding with funny content like this. I scream with laughter at this shit
>>220403764… the jews?
>>220403756great mate, you really showed us by wasting all that time.
>>220403756You are so mentally ill
>>220403744caterwauling
>>220403757Poley hasn't posted here in any real way in a long time
>>220403797didnt say he was a current poster did i.
>>220403748this needs the soyjak treatment
>>220403744SQUEALING my little poofter head off at this
>>220403734This post reeks of psychic damage
>>220403748yuck, i don't like seafood
I sometimes wonder if Ziedy does on purpose the same way I do. Sometimes I think yes, other times I wonder if he's more serious about it
>>220403805>190, spaki, poley, etc etc - all spend(that's your own post btw) present tense so yes you did actually
Zoomers are such a waster generation.The pathetic mongs in here arguing about their dollies is proof enough that we desperately need the Online Safety Act to protect our children from ever growing up to be fat neckbeard shut freaks like you all here born in the early 2000s when we didn't know better. Complete write-off
>>220403744sc
>>220403744based
Bloke bringing his own Lucozade in to a pub and drinking it at the bar
remember, when he claims he's not mentally ill, you're talking to a 'person' who maintains several different anonymous personalities that he switches between constantly and has new fixations every dayit was meningitis last weekthis week it's israeli's passing the death penalty
>>220403828i was born in 1989
>>220403822Do you ever think detailing the rape of kids at 3 in the morning and on Christmas is a wee bit of an indicator that your 'gimmick' has gone too far?
>>220403839always people taking photos there when i walk past
DTFIC would bloody LOVE this thread he’d be in his absolute element
>>220403823still didnt say it. you just interpreted it that way
>>220403744
>>220403744one thing that gives me genuine satisfaction is that deep down both of them know they'll never ever post something as funny as this
pooing out of my bumhole
Like sometimes I think Ziedy doesn't realise just how funny he is which makes me think it's less of an act but something else maybe. Either way his posts are funny as hell.
>>220403849>israeli's passing the death penaltywho's israeli
>>220403744Need this vocaroo'd and added to ziedy and heatherfag's greatest hits album
>>220403849so basically you’re jealous that he’s way more creative and imaginative than you could ever be and he’s dominated you in two debates about different topics and you couldn’t argue back.
just heard the world cup song they are normally kino why do yanks ruin everything
>>220403865fuck off
>>220403877so learn how to speak in to a mic without your incel lisp and record it yourself
>>220403872Ziedbelg is mentally ill but he obviously realises it is a gimmick and he’s far more creative and naturally funny than you will ever be trying to copy him.
come to think about it wasn’t the whole “made for/bbc” gimmick started here on 4chan? have a faint memory of it popping up on various boards around the same time
>>220403847Why are you obsessed with watching these people you freak
>>220403885sup crodieeveryone this is third crodie i've been trying to tell you guys about yes that's right, there's a third crodie now and has been for quite some time
no, he isn't funny
>>220403918He has a severe developmental delay so he thinks watching “normal” people simply existing will help him fit in and learn how to be normal himself. That’s my theory anyway.
Starmer said he wants to brejoinFarage will be malding for days
>>220402967dour
>>220403300Pretty gilf with a bubbly personality, big smile that everyone loves. Also being Scottish/rural helps her appeal
>>220403940He’s funny and you’re not. Sorry. You can seethe about it and try to copy him all you want but you’ll never be as creative and funny as him.
>>220403941you're not trying to assign the pub posting to me, heatherchad, are you?
>>220403960Mate, I'm his biggest fan. The Belgian is a phenomenon.
You can identify specific posters though, only the freaks embarassed about their mental illness try to say its multiple people. There is a lad on here that keeps talking about ziedy and heathermong, all day every day and he is clearly very obsessed about these dollies
>tfw anons reply to your posts thinking you're heatherfagmhmm physic damage
>>220403926>>220403951sup mouldies x
@220403960Never ever fucking reply to me
Mental illness hours
which one do i choose?
>>220403993I laugh too when that happens like every other post - heatherchad
I think the only thing I've found funny about belgmong was the first time he posted the sponsors, caught me off guard and I chuckledonly the first time though
>>220404017the triforce
What is going on here?
>>220404017top middle
>english>christian>tropical climatewhy haven't you moved to belize yet?
Round 1 interview over teams in 29 mins, what do I wear for this sort of stuff? I've never done an interview over camera only in person or over phone.
We (the “spammers”) won btw :) this is our general now :)
>>220404037depends on the job but shirt and a smart jumper
>>220404037just a shirt and a tie should do. don't even need to wear trousers
>>220404024Mental health support group
>>220404037a kimono
my perfectionism ruins my enjoyment of games
having a bowel movement
hi lads should I get a blood test done to check if I have diabetes
>>220404063why don't you perfect getting a job
in the years to come, zoomers are going to be the biggest laughing stock of all the generations. I've heard younger people look on in disgust as you freaks, i've heard older people say yeah the soylennials were bad but the zoomers are mental
>>220404071taste your wee if its sweet
god I hate 'rounds' of interviews. just give me the fucking job damnit
>>220404063ktim
>>220404071Taste your urine, that's all the testing you need
>>220404037Latex & leather fetish gear or a PVC catsuit
>>220404085Sometimes interviews are used as a guise to mine information and get free consultations from experienced candidates then they hire internally.
>>220404082men taln bout sum "looksmaxxing" and "cortisol spikes" while women be walking around with puffy lips and angular cheeks LOL
>>220403918probably because it fucking winds you up something chronic LOL
What's the April Fools' joke? Where is it?
>>220404063and if there's a dog in it
>>220404110Nobody's wound up except you
>>220404063for me it's learning new rules and systems and numbers that might be pointlessly confusing or not worth the squeeze
>>220404031I don't understand what half of these mean
>>220403847look at these fat swollen disgusting alcoholics
>>220404115I don't know
>>220404085Most I've ever done is application, two rounds with second round including a task for review. Started the process earlier this year on one with five fucking rounds of interviews for a job paying £75k. It fell through and the job was removed from the market.
>>220404082Unc mad asl, some new kid mogged you at toil? Can't keep with their fast processing speed LOL
>>220404110thats not really the reason though is it. it might be a nice perk or addition, but realistically, you are mentally ill and socially isolated and feel the need to post it out of OCD
>>220404139grow up mate
biggest difference between millennials and zoomers is that millennials aren't afraid of being a little cringezoomers are TERRIFIED of being cringe, utterly mentally dominated by the thought of it
Hello
>>220404127lurk moar
was about to say Mousey was a registered sex offender but it's past noon so I can't make any April Fools jokes about him
>>220404151Newfag
creating a new character in the Rorkeiverse who is adamantly non-political./brit/, meet Ian
arrrr me hearties any of you landlubbers have a poopdeck I can shit on???
clip farming rorke melting down in /brit/
sad little man
>>220404127idk oldfag references because the mods are all in their mid 40s
uhhhhh
done one of those solid poos that made a noise upon hitting the water that indicated it sunk like a stone
I'm Gay
ian be like 'that water was refreshing'
>>220404205um
Bradleyposting would represent /int/ but nah they're busy putting shit anime and other Jap shite in the 'prank' captcha images
>>220404214:)
>>220404212I dont like the taste of water
:/
its basically just spambots in here now. sometimes the aussie in here will go into a tailspin for hours on end thread after thread with no replies. This website has had its day
right so now everyone is away to watch that video
The rule that you can't do April Fools after noon is retarded and I'm glad zoomers and gen alphas are being yankified not to do thatIt's called April Fools Day not April Fools Morning
>>220404229
April Fools is just a normal day for a pathetic moron like me
might go on twitch and give a multi millionaire a hundred quid
>>220404245Yep just water down British heritage you currymunching brown man
>>220404282roar
someone bought a lottery ticket in October in London it won 10.6 million and no one has claimed the money yet
April fools? I'm a fool all year round
>>220404282vgp
>>220404300is that the baby that died?
>>220404286And it was Rorke
literally do not know a single weeb character in these captchasnot a single one
>>220404282Ian hearing this and trying to change the topic to football instead
>>220404325I know Griffith. That's it
>>220404248ive been subbed to asmon for 8 years
>>220404282The April Fools ending at noon is a modern inventionIt's restoring British heritage if anything
non-passmongs having to recite weeb lore for permission to post? lmfao
i get older, they stay the same age
Indeed
Nothing gets fannies wetter than bragging about paying to post on an incel forum
Alri
>>220404368you have never seen a human vagina in real life before
Oh he seethin
>>220404300CORRRRRRRRRRR
getting the normal capchas on kuro
How the introduction to Ian felt to the Rorkeiverse
he can't afford £20 a year and there he is lecturing us
Just drank water from my waterbottle
>>220404269*pulls your pants down**tars and feathers you**hangs, draws and quarters you*April Fools!
>>220404325Anime website rorke
>>220404377project on
>>220404397gimmick was DOA
>>220404300Strong jewish genes
>>220404402Its not 2007 anymore, it hasn't been an anime website for literal decades
Real creatures created by science, checkmate christfags
get it made
>>220400126>>220400126>>220400126
That's the bloomin old!
New >>newthread
New>>220395718>>220395718>>220395718
>>220404474Hope your mum gets cancer
New>>$newThread>>$newThread>>$newThread
New>>220398387>>220398387>>220398387>>220398387
>>220404421*taps the captcha*Anime website rorke
>>220401786>>220401786>>220401786>>220401786
Make the new NOW
new >>220404522
>>220402377>>220402377>>220402377
>>220404532>>220404532>>220404532
What are you cunts DOING
>>220404541>>220404541>>220404541
>>220403433Frightening that there's a whole sub-thread going on in /brit/ in parallel and people follow it with such interest. Real /britfeel/mong shit