lazy editionold>> lazy
coding assessment this weekend... need to study up and cram but im excited. its range is 74k-111k and im aiming for the middle i guess because is an entry level position and i already have 3/4 years of experience at 70k so my goal is 92k but 6 figures would be reallyyy nice
>>42291113yw for coming to your ted talk
Put on some pretty pink sissy panties and do a little sissy dance.
i think im getting sick
guardrails going out the window we full schizoing
Pooner asks AI to generate a family.
>>42287917When he becomes a chad, he'll win back this home-wrecker's girlfriend and have a harem of trans women.
>>42288045That’s barely better. Pooners in shambles either way.
>>42287917holy shit i laughed
>q angle so fucked even chatgpt tries to fix it for youhe's really not doing himself any favors with the fit. literally picked the singular worst articles of clothing to pass in
>>42287917>"pooner"its literally a cis lesbian couple you idiot. why are you lying?
I’ve been on HRT for seven years and in all that time I have always topped and enjoyed it. But out of nowhere it became more flaccid and flaccid over time. I don’t remember the last time I was fully hard. It’s even starting to shrink now and I’m close to ending it all. I can’t have a sex life without my cock.I have been using Tcream every week but it’s not stopping the tides of entropy. In desperation I’ve started jacking off three or four times a day. Sometimes I will go for a run and jack off in a hot shower just to erectionmaxx, it’s all in vain. Futagen wisdom told me to do angion methods but it’s simply not getting me there. The only hope I have left is cialis. Advice please
>>42288876>the army believes you can only have sex four times in a month
>>42287328SRS is a disease of the mind
>>42282975>Tcream>The only hope I have left is cialis.Cialis should've been the first thing you tried, dumbass. T-cream isn't even a proven treatment for ED, Cialis has MOUNTAINS of evidence showing its efficacy. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with some of y'all?
>>42288904>the military industrial complex is a bunch of cheapskates giving their servicemen and veterans the bare minimum or less when possible military grade == contract went to lowest bidder
Viagra
does anyone want to watch oneyplays with me
mrowp
add me on disc. littlebigplanet.netwe can watch all of oneyplays and sleepycabin
>>42291760Yes I do want to watch oneyplays, No I don't want to watch it you. Now if you'll excuse me I've got some sandwiches to touch.
4 months hrt, am I cooked? Do i gain weight or just wait longer to, bmi is 19.1 rn
>>42291230my tits are non-existent??ok fair enough. i don't know if that anon's comments were based off proportions or just eyeballing a guess of my height, but i'm 5'5" so my bidelt really isn't as good as it seems
bump
>>42289955If you want tits you've got to eat.
>>42292981scared of moid fat redistribution tbhon, don't know if i'm long enough on e to gain weight effectively
My new girlfriend asked me to never refer to her as a trans woman to anyone and that she is simply a woman and asked me to just forget that she is trans. Is this normal?
>>42292748Call her a tranny, but only in bed
>>42292748>just forget that she is transnobody can do that, so that's not really normal.>never refer to her as a trans woman to anyone and that she is simply a womanthis part is not 'normal' in my experience, but definitely understandable.i wouldn't set such a requirement because i don't really care who knows i'm trans. it's a personal choice though.
>>42293164sorry i can't grow 5'' to please resentful nonas.
>>42293446whatever. i mog you. i pass. im amazing. ur a GOBLIN
Call him a fag
Mtfs and reppers, have you ever ben betrayed or falsely accused by a pooner who you thought was your friend?
>>42293688What is this photo traced from lol
>>42293693idk I didn't make it
>>42293688ftm myself, dated this other babytrans who would ask me for passing tips and when i gave them to him he would give a million excuses why he couldn't do it. he also kept trying to fuck me but when we actually fucked his pussy smelled so bad i literally had to stop. not even on T btw he just didnt drink water. never date a babytrans pooner.
Ace:Oh, there is just... one more thing, Lieutenant. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am?Lady:Right.Ace:(to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room?Man:That's true.Ace Ventura:You're certain you had to open this door?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So remember, you don't read the stuff in parenthesis or brackets ( ) [ ] out loudideally you should perform different voices - male voices for ace and man, and female voices for lady and loislois can be a tranny voice (cuz its a tranny character)and you don't read the names its a scene with multiple people from a movie in the 90s about trannies
https://voca.ro/1nNIGgpii957
>>42293723cunt
know the rules trannies
>>42293553Theyre the same
>>42293553Picrel unironically explains AGPer brain. Being able to enjoy one's own femininity, being sexually submissive, and wanting to revel in conventionally girly things are all shit that cis girls & trannies both feel some form of internalized shame for. Troons just get more shit about it because you always get shit if you're not masculine despite being born male
>>42293553I poat a picture of a cis woman dressed feminine and I'M the one that gets screamed at for being AGP.AGP is just code for "i dont like that".pic related, its how i dress, and I'll fuck your bf or gf if you keep hating
Is it possible to gaslight oneself into being dysphoric as a cis person?
>>42285208no, dysphoria is dysphoria, but the reasons for it may be complex.imo, there is no such thing as being a "cis" or "trans" person beyond a surface level observation. your identity is in flux and you are what you are compelled to do.
>>42285208of course, a large portion of the population experiences it on some level according to how it is defined like how many symptoms are common to some degree among many aspects of non-pathological living
>>42285208i don't think so. I wanted to believe that is the case but the longer time passed since transitioning, and the better my life fits now, the clearer it is that i didn't gaslit myself into it. I just stopped repping and my brain found a way to tell me "you idiot, you're wrong!"
I think that’s what I did, I had no dysphoria until I was like 14 and before that I just wanted be a woman because I hated men and only ever socially fit in with girl friend groups (and gender split ones with lots of girls too ig).
I did. Didn't feel like a girl growing up. I'm malebrained I tried hrt years ago and couldn't deal. Thought I was just being vain. Once you consider transition its hard to close pandoras box. 8 years later I'm back on it. I'm going to look like a monster freak...
>what is INTERGEN?INTERGEN is a general for intersex people to talk to each other about their experiences or just to hang out>what is an intersex person?Intersex people are those born with any of several sex characteristics, including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies>am I intersex?We are not doctors, please seek medical advice, but dont be afraid to ask questions here to maybe understand things better>are trans people intersex?Trans people are not inherently intersex, however an intersex person can transition if they want, “neurologically intersex” is not real as being intersex pertains to the sex organs or hormonal productions>how is this /lgbt/?We share similar experiences of discrimination and social prejudice based on sex and gender norms, even though intersex is a variation of sex characteristics, not a gender identity or sexual orientation itself—————————Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42288613Just be careful anon, appendix shit is no joke (certainly can be life threatening)
Bumping before my drive home it’s soo windy, desu feeling tired and low
>>42287951That is wild. Paperwork is hard I guess.
>>42292133I feel like nobody ever wants to do paperwork :| there’s soo many times I’ve had to fill out invoices and documents for clients that just refuse to
I don’t remember the last time I had plans with another person
I have two friends that kept saying things that made me think they're reppers, but I'm uncomfortable pushing the topic. I can't tell if guys just think it's funny to say they wanna be a girl now because of memes. Do I just leave the topic alone and possibly let them suffer?
Just tell them transitioning is an option next time it comes up and leave it there. If it's just jokes they won't remember you even saying it and if not they'll come to you
>>42290754Are you yourself trans? I assume they're telling you for a reason, plus you're on /lgbt/.
>>42292930I am a trans yes. But one sends memes talking about dressing up as a girl and being a lesbian. The other talked about being uncomfortable with his body and gender dysphoria.
gosh, i wish i had a trans friend when i was trying to escape repping :(
>be me, 2 years hrt boymoder>have crushes on girls for most of my life>start to prefer guys over the past few years. Call myself gay to my friends>meet a girl last month, become decent acquaintances with her>she becomes the first actual crush I’ve had in a long timeFUCK MY LIFE. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT MY SEXUALITY COULD BE ACCEPTABLE AND NOW ITS DISGUSTING. I HATE BEING A MAN SO MUCH.
>>42293687how tall are you and her
>>42293713Not sure, we’re definitely either the same height or she’s taller than me though. Leaning towards her being a bit taller.
Be me m4m (TOP). I'm flying next month to the Philippines get a procedure done on my cock. I want a curve similar to the dildo's curve in the picrel. It will make vaginal sex awkward but sex with men will be better for the bottoms it will hit the prostate better and more consistently. I don't care about the affect on vaginal sex, I only do anal with male bottoms anyways. They don't do this surgery in the US or Europe. In the Philippines they do it for 8k.
>>42292576After I make my Recovery I will definitely Impale Fillipinos in their Bussies and get a good taste of their Adobo flavored cocks
>>42292590I dont want to recommend until the surgery is complete
>>42291947Larp but that kind of operation costs you inches, you probably shouldnt do it for no reason
>>42291947I naturally have this and it works just as well for women, grinds right up on the g-spot like a charm.
>>42292662I like how there are Filipinos of every kind of race. You can pick and choose your specific type, or if you want you can "Collect All Cocks!".https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TtHxqr6-9H4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSFQLx4n6U&t=3s
big cock trannies exist, but they refuse to talk to menlife is meaningless
>>42291632ofc a latina tranny will have a big one
>>42289516we dot. 8 inch boymoder that makes my own T cream to give my hunky switch boyfriend better dick
>>42292109I've never met a Latina trans woman with a big penis; they always say "I have a big penis uwu," "I'm dominant uwu," and then after seven messages, they disappear. I think it's PT (Workers' Party) propaganda. This also happens with cisgender bisexual women who have "big" strap-ons — not even a photo to prove it. Sometimes when they do, the angles are misleading. When it's a strap-on, they buy a 12cm one and think they're fooling someone...But if you know a Latina trans woman with a big penis, introduce her to us guys, because a brother/sister who doesn't share doesn't prosper; share the bread.t. talvez o problema seja nós(?)
>>42289516>”I heart my girlfriend” Holy depressing
I know a verse latina trans girl with a 7.5 incher and pretty thick. Tried to bottom for her but couldn't get past the head. I'll have to train for a few weeks before i try again. Also know another latina who tops but she was like 5 inches.
