Hello beautiful, yes you Nona. You want a man who will appreciate you? Who will cook you a nice dinner and watch anime with you? Look no further. I am prepared to be that man for you. I will protect you and cherish you like the Futa Goddess you are.Post age and location in replies. No post-op roasties.
>>42125917Human pet guy is that you.
no way... no fvcking way
>>42125917I look like this and say this.
Are you a Fenno-Swedish chud
Ouran High School Host Club EditionQOTT: What do you want for Christmas?Previous: >>42032679
>>42124607I'd give literally anything to be a man, or even just a happy ciswoman.
>>42122022Nah, cute girls just have it easy. It's not that deep.
>>42121606I'm giga pregnant
5’10 theyfab with wide shoulders and least feminine face around. Should i just poon? I keep going back and forth on hrt. I want a deep voice lowk
>>42127929bruh yes
I am a cis man. I can't cope with it at all.Estrogen is making me dysphoric. I can't cope with it at all.I don't want to be a woman. I can't cope with it at all.My body map is male. I can't cope with it at all.I automatically think of myself as a man. I can't cope with it at all.It has all been greed. It has all been vanity.There will never be any greener pastures. The grass is greener where you water it, yet everything wilts beneath my feet.
>>42124909you are acting kind of girly in this thread
>>42126570You're tweaking. When was the last time you talked with a woman?
>>42126665i am a woman but also like five minutes ago
>>42126689>like five minutes agoDon't waste your time here if you have people to talk to irl. Also, you being a woman doesn't mean your judgement isn't wrong
>>42122882You're a work of art
How do I *really* get a sexy witch who lives in a cabin in the woods to be my wife?
>>42126195Tell me you don't know the first thing about crystal bitches. For some reason I attract these women and I've grown wise to their ways. Don't talk to me about things I've seen work. Not just with me but watching others do the same. If this is you, this would 1000% work on you so long as you didn't know I was doing it on purpose to get in your pants. You'd chalk it up to fate, will of the universe, spells manifesting, etc.
>>42120938Alright let me lower my standards.How do I get a girl with big boobs who'll cosplay as a witch while I cosplay as an early 15th century french knight?
>>42127359get isekai'd
>>42120938thank you for posting this and reminding me of a BANGER smut trope i gotta write with.
>>42120938Do you live near woods with cabin in it?If not there is yours answer
Im at my limit. I can only be so selfish. The guilt gets to me. People like me do not belong in families. Its another year of i got lots of presents and i got no one anything. I come home with my "haul" of presents, all gifts from people who are only kind to me because they love my mother. Im a parasite of christmas. And im done. Im done with my family. Im done with presents. Im a lonewolf from now on. The focus is on me now. So yea, as a transbian i think christmas is good when you like <25yo. But after that its time to move on. The charade, the parade of familiarity has to end eventually. Ultimately we are all, alone.I also have some prose i wrote yesterday if anyone is interested..
>>42126672>_< THANK YOU
>>42118577christmas is nice when you have people in your life that you're close to and that you love. and it's not when you don't
>>42124744Yes it’s funny
>>42125664This reads like if Murakami was an age regressor and i mean that as a compliment
>>42125664you possess the kind of prose that wins nobel prizes
Ok, I finally did it, guys. After years and years of browsing this board, dressing in private, and longing for more feminine features, I finally took the plunge and started hrt. I’m a lateshit, but whatever. I’m only on day two, but I already can’t wait to take my next dose. What do you guys do in between doses to kill time? I can’t really go out and do anything cuz everything is closed today. How can I be helping my transition along as I wait for the results that come with time?
tgirls are so fucking silly for worrying and being all technical about levels and whatever LMAO just eat a lot of fucking pizza and burgers and shit and you're golden You've got the fat distributions on Merry crimpshus you filthy animals
>>42114266*failed men
>>42125244MORE MORE MOREZAP HER WITH IT AND MAKE HER FATTER
>>42114382>>42115606my penis hard
Did Christmas dinner make your asses fat nonas
dont fall for this shit nonas
Eva Christmas editionqott: were you naughty or nice this year?prev - >>42119301
i think we need to start this thread over
>>42128755i don’t bring it up
something went wrong somewhere
thread is saved when everyone stops replying to raisa and just let's her shizo post into the void
but bitches love bait...this is the universal constant that ties us together
>to the tune of "Loser" by Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1-5wNjMgsOn the board, /lgbt/, I was a posterHornypost king and a Discord lurkerWith the egg-crack memes, scrolling through trap picsSaving each one to a folder labeled ‘Classics’Simp for the trips while typing with one handBio on Discord: I’m a bussy stanAnon’s in /mtf/ calling me sadIt’s not my fault I’m just so down badSomeone came, saying I’m cringe and derangedFor the doomposts and my backpill rageDon't believe everything that you readComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The forces of “ACK” memes and a Reddit nightmareBan all the TERFs, give the mods a bad scare'Cause one's got a hon tag, and the other's got a flagOne’s a repressor, the other’s just a fagWith the HRT docs and the Blanchard diehardsThe woke Twitter wars and the obsessed retardsShe posted a selfie, HRT glow so cleanGet blocked by the jannies, but I’m still keenYou can't post if you can't relateTrade the clout for the pics, for the thirst, for the hateAnd my time is a vial of E, flowing through a youngshitWho’s choking on the boysmellSöy un cazadorI'm a chaser, baby, so why don't you date me? (Get crazy with the Lupron)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42125832good to see an effort post do u also write for sharty SMV u have a similar writing style to what ive seen
trannies really become misandrists in an attempt to pass/get pussy and use the same arguments TERFs use against trannies against men
>>42127629you're beyond retarded if you think you can argue the men who raped me were actually trannies
>>42127656What were you wearing when you were raped?
>>42127656If you let yourself get raped multiple times that's unironically a personal problem
>>42126916you had me until 'get pussy' like whaaatyou a lesbo i take itcuz like yeah i was all 'i have dick and boys are dumb how hard could it be' but that doesn't make me gaylike just cus you had some bad experience with sausage merchants you switch to fish?i don't think that's how it works
>>42127684Right. Being raped MULTIPLE times? Something tells me that poster is a mentally ill BPDemon tranny who loves fucking abusechads. Theres no way you didnt have it coming at least once.
is my face too masculine?
>>42127555also u should send a side profile. a big part of passing is how big ur eyebrow ridge is
>>42127555hair is half ur looks tho>>42127561ya ur right but theres no one else to ask rly
>>42127620>hair is half ur looks thoof course and you should deff use it to pass but i think having a full view of your face will give you better answers. you dont want to get advice based of off just a bit of ur face.
>>42127670im too ugly to post my face with my hair pulled back and i dont want walk around without my hair covering my face so
>>42127711ur not ugly and its okay to not want to put yourself out there but a side profile would deff helpalso please just ask for advice on reddit nona, ppl here are so mean to black and brown ppl. youll see ppl post here from other poc about how they think theyll never pass because of their race. you are risking getting racial brainworms (the worst brainworms)
well well well
>>42127149will toledo i'm so glad you're finally here
which poonah??
>>42127580
Day 3 without my elixir of faggotry.The female form is starting to look appealing. I hear the murmurings of Christ trying to invite me back into his flock.Out of nowhere, my father called me to say he was proud of me.Trump is starting to make sense.Help me, fagnons. I must find more before I am lost forever.
She never stood a chance.
>>42115693basedyou lefty demons bend over when pisslam does it, now youre gonna bend over for us
>>42126365Nah I'm trying to form a polytheist cult equivalent to the temple of Satan so I can sue over dont say gay or trans as an attack on my religious beliefs.
>>42126293unironically yeah kinda, the chr*stian is obviously just a shitstirrer and you should probably go to someone with more authority to deal with it than play into her game. I don’t really blame the TA tho for assuming Chr*stians were just stupid and not stupid and evil.
>>42126443I suspect you're a plant that right wing assholes will take screenshots of to prove that they're getting discriminated against.>>42125870She clearly got the point across that she disagreed with it, and for christfag reasons. In any case, without the penalty, we're still back above zero.
Alright. I've seen the claim "she admits on video that she didn't read the paper". I am unable to source that video.This is the closest thing I've found, 21 mins in, but it absolutely doesn't say that. https://youtu.be/WMU7RCVlixo?si=FxGMHXBf4Ori0qSrAny of you fucks have an accurate source on this claim?
>boys would like me and date me if I passed
>>42127133>Genuinely demonicYou're fine if you make the Sign of the Cross and recite the Lord's Prayer before you suck a non-disclosing tranny's cock. That way their demon essence is forced to stay in the balls while you enjoy their exorcised cum.
I think being famous for being trans has something more to do with what happened.
>>42127218Nah. I would never have sex with a man and non-disclosure is pure male rapistbrained.
>>42127038She doesn't quite pass. She also looks Indian as well and Indians arent as attractive or as sought after as say, whites or asians are.>>42127077The gender imbalance in China is fucked and porn isnt as easier to get so they're more desperate. Also, what happens when you get a man and he wants to plap you, only to find a cock or worse, an SRS hole?
>>42127465>she doesn't quite pass, noted the guy who adores penises and would literally only fuck a tranny boyhole if he saw a penis to confirm her AMAB nature