this thread is for the boysonly top lads welcome previous thread >>36270314
https://youtu.be/nWnUuosQwZY?si=wPcdlUeu5YGlmby3
A Smidge of Smadga’s Smegma, the new novel from Vile Schlomo, author of Cum Squad!, Jacking Under Fire, and his memoir It’s Draining Men (Hallelujah!)
>si=wPcdlUeu5YGlmby3
Tops don't wash dey ass
https://youtu.be/6oK268UP4Dw
I suspect I am only gay because I never had sex with women.
>>36275767I don't like calling other guys my "bro."
>>36275987ok dudebro
>>36275767the fem behaviour
>>36275987>other guys> otherAren't you a woman?
>>36275982Do not seek a woman until you are ready to show her you are a man. Do not let her anger you. Do not look for a good woman in a shit setting. And do not hesitate to walk away from a whore nor call her one. A straight life is only as good as straight plan.
i wash my tops ass with soap. i delicately shave my tops hole, then, still in the shower, i begin eating said hole. and before finishing up, i gently tease his buss with my erect penis, but i don't put it in (heh), oh no, not just yet. i wanna see him squirm before i fuck his ass
>>36274634How is facial hair a bad choice?
on progressive: idk what im doing either girl!
>>36276006ok muchacho>>36276010no I'm femme and male.
>>36276028You're gonna make it sis.
>>36276096it reminds him that he's having sex with a man not a boy
slap my ass and call me a faggot when you kiss me
>>36276267i want to beat you black and blue and dump you in a ditch next to a wawa
>>36276127>I'm femme and male.yikes
https://youtu.be/hPJ1S-eHTFI
why are there so many fucking bottoms. we need super AIDS to wipe out some jesus
>>36275975not much is going on, moving soon gigantic chune
sorry guys I have a life now so I cant post anymore
>>36276438you just posted
>>36276442where?
i have a bf now. instead of posting here, i spend my time getting bred by my bf
>>36276422t. Bottom
i was not there when that happened chile
>>36276438Relatable.
>>36276531yes. i am. but i'm worthy unlike 90% of other bottom whores
wich man would you let shit on your mouth
>>36276584Same here
>>36276599lets spread super AIDS to the other bottoms then
would you date a really handsome poz guy?
>>36276604I don’t really want to kill other bottoms that’s a bit extreme :-/
>>36276614ugh so boring -.-
i wonder how many of you are really seekers like me who have become bored with everything in this world and the gay lifestyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVEIlBv-hkE
>>36276613only if he had some sexy muscle wasting to go along with it
>>36276497You're so strong sis. An inspiration to us all.
>>36275767Am I past it ahon? t.bottom
Did u guys know males (and the y chromosome) are literally more evolved than females (the x chromosome)?>>36276028>gently tease his buss with my erect penis, but i don't put it inThis is the classic shower move, especially while you're scrubbing / massaging his back & vice versa
>>36276659I wish to learn less about the world sis. The more I learn about how this infernal shithole works the more I hate it.
>>36276613Yeah, but no anal.
>>36276681>This is the classic shower movedont act like you understand my prerogative, my constituents. to me you're just a peasant
>>36276659Only the boring get bored>>36276691https://youtu.be/TBy7e1vC5CcJust pretend it isn't real anon>>36276711https://youtu.be/LlOSdRMSG_k
big boobies
I sometimes feel romantic attraction to women, but I never feel any sexual desire towards them.
BIPEDOS OUT!
>>36276751Bro they only have 1 active sex chromosome why would you want to do sex to them when men have 1 and 3/4s
>>36276659>normies need years to figure out this shit when you can just take DMT or 5g of mushrooms onceLMAO
i am ready to return to the eternal void.
what causes someone to want to become a tripfag? mental illness? intense desperation for attention? i genuinely don't understand what would drive someone to want to become someone recognisable on such an infamous website
>be a top>bf is also a topfeels bad man
>>36276775I don't. I want sex with men. Romance with either men or women. But women don't like being treated nicely these days so it's over for them.
>>36276816you can have a personality and don't have to be an NPC 4channer spouting buzzwords
Question for gaygen: how many of you had anonymous sex with adult men as a teenager? Is this a common gay experience? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-happens-when-men-have-sex-with-teenage-boys_b_58ab8c69e4b029c1d1f88e02
im the cutest poster in all of gaygen
all fags want to be topped, it's in their dna
>>36276781NDE's and hallucinogens don't necessarily reveal any deeper truths other than that we are chemical computers.>>36276812Hope it's not soon anon try to use that as a source of strength.>>36276816It's a nametag so I can make fwends and have conversations across multiple threads with multiple people without confusion>>36276823Some women do, but if you prefer gaysex it will be more rewarding to treat a man nicely.
>>36276816idk ask harrison
>>36276816you asked this multiple times already
all it is is ugly's opinion
>>36276926this is the first time i've asked this question
>>36276860luke??
>>36276936you mad bro? why you mad?
Are more guys unattractive these days or does my taste just get more picky as I get older?
The problem I find most often with the gays is the homosexuality. Just like retards, they don't know they aren't really people, just roaming lifetime patients. Basically anosognosiacs.
>>36277025>they don't know they aren't really peopleSis thinking this of other people is literally one of the telltale signs of autism as it demonstrates a faulty theory of mind
For some reason I can't stop listening to Aphex Twin and Tegan & Sara. I don't even like their music, but they're weirdly captivating.Yes I know those two are nothing alike, but the both have weird rhythms or something.
>>36277126This is your reminder that you haven't listened to kid A in a while and that you would enjoy it
>>36277148I've never listened to that. I don't know anything about Radiohead. Thanks for another weird song though.
>>36277176If u like aphex twin you will love radiohead from OK computer on and should listen to all of itBut kid a as in the album not just the song is one of the best weird rhythm electronic albums
>>36276681>Did u guys know males (and the y chromosome) are literally more evolved than females (the x chromosome)?sauce, por favor?
>>36277227Google y chromosome evolution and also male vs female chromosome activation we teaching mans to fish 2day
>>36277227It's nonsense for multiple reasons, just ignore him
>>36276868I'm not a fakeI'm not a mistake it's set in my DNA(100 points if you can guess what song :3)
>>36277253uhh debaser will not be IGNORED, gurl
>>36277227>>36277237Actually instead of the second one Google this: do females have less active chromosomesTrial and error is part of fishing
>>36277267dummy>>36277271bigger dummy
>>36277253I can never tell a lie>>36277276No u
Im trying to lose weight and get nice and slim without going to the gym. Is walking for 1hr a day and fasting the way? Will doing 3 sets of 30 unweighted squats give me a bigger butt? I'm new to this whole exercise thing. I only ate below 1000 calories today. I want to be sexy.
>>36277271>Classically Y chromosomes are thought to originate from X chromosomes through a process of degeneration and gene loss.>source: ncbi.com-_-
>>36276422no we need a pinkpilling campaign. target the young ones
>>36277312Yes but we have the x and y active while they only have 1 active xThe y is bonus and gives us dicks and cum
>>36277322You have an extra chromosome than other men, that makes you more evolved.
>>36277322oh okay cool cool but hold on>>36277319FUUUUCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
>>36277343Based>>36277346Ok
When u really think about it, being a man is kind of like having a sort of sexual downs syndrome that makes you retarded horny
Please help me with my fitness question I want to self improov pls
debaser is so smart he probably has 24 chromosomes
im the fattest poster in all of gaygen
>>36277455is that debasers fursona?!
>>36277455post fat
>>36277455Hello haribo.
Is no one going to help me or offer me advice? It's a genuine question
eat my shorts
>men who wont breed crowing about geneticsAlways cracks me up
im sleeeeeepy
>>36277491Take this stuff https://youtu.be/I-YDUXLpdFg
>>36277508>men who are ignorant crowing about the enlightened
is debaser a gooner?
>>36277455gross
>>36277522Of fucking course when I actually want to self improve you all ignore me or try to sabotage me>oh em GEE blu!!!.>Stop whining! Ugh! You need to try!>are you seriously asking for advice right now? NOW I've totally lost interestFuck you. Fuck. You. This is NOT a joke.
>>36277535I'm a spiritual gooner but I try to save it for the weekend so only like Sunday evening through to Wednesday afternoonhttps://youtu.be/neAt6YFHvIk>>36277567Something about this makes me think it's a joke
>>36275767Straight guys posing.
you fags should approach life with curiosity instead of judgment
>>36277649So true sis your judgement of them is so valid
>>36277649that wasnt even a judgment...
>>36277580All I wanted was help. I beg at your feet for help, and yet you laugh in my face.
debaser is about as dumb as blu, but at least blu is occasionally self-aware about it
>>36277696the thing he debases is his body why would you look to him for help with your body
>>36277649Fat and gassy post. Get your GI tract in check before you come for me.
>>36277696I advise you to exercise more for better fitness you are welcome
penipenpen in bosbos nao
debaser is the vaush of gaygen
>>36277704>>36277707>>36277711Shame be on the ones who spit in the faces of the downtrodden in their time of need. I shall my vindicated by all your sins by the lord our god.
>>36277733which god?
>>36277739The right one
Imagine debaser farting right in Blu's face and giving him pink eye.
>>36277733You like being trodden upon you are like a lamb before the lord
gonna get high and play with my hole uwu
>>36277749Horus
>>36277770hole playing is serious business, never do it high
>>36277794It's medicine it makes your hole feel fuzzy :3
>>36277729Take it back
>>36277812but i have ass hair for that though
>>36277794oh you're right, i might fall off my bed if i'm not careful. better do it on the floor
>>36277777Captcha: DOGJON
>>36277833but why? i thought you liked him
another weekend gone byNo beefy himbo bfrunning out of it is what it is
>>36277850wasteful
https://youtu.be/yZ_h9I89VGQ
>>36277849safety first
>>36277863Sis he's a commie and probably a pedo
>>36277924debaser ready to marry dan
So absolutely no one can help me with my question? You're all fat and useless. Go eat your McDonald's fatties.
>>36277970its hard to give exercise/dieting advice unless we know your current height, weight, and bodyfat ratio
>>36277970https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.htmldetermine your calories intake and eat a max of 1200 calories a day until you lose the weight you desire
>>36277994>Want to lose weight fast!!!>doxx yourself! Limited time only!Nice try. >>36278009I don't feel like it. I just drink a lot of water and eat as little as possible
i take it back, blu is exactly as bad as debaser
>>36278071how eating disorder-y
commie bf
>>36278076I'm literally skinnyfat. I wish.
>>36278075I got a "clouds and rainbows" gay scented candle
>>36277994Or care.
>tfw the weed doesn't even get you highis it all just fake? like i go to the dispensary and everything. is the cake really a lie? has it always been?bro's. i don't feel so good :[
>>36278099Make sure it's not just cbd, else take a tolerance break
nazi penis
>>36278099focus on playing with your hole
Is it the end of /gaygen/?
>>36278099It gets to a point where you need a ton to feel it and it only lasts 20 minutes at best, then you are expected to up to dabbing or some garbage. Tolerance breaks become pointless too. After a while its just not worth it. The daily routine just kills it after time regardless of how you use it, vape etc
>>36278090stop eating KFC
>>36278158gaygen will live on in our hearts until the last poster and lurker dies ;(
>>36278163this is why everyone should be abusing multiple drugs at a time
>>36278170I literally don't I eat subway instead
>>36278179or none, crazy
>>36278163it's not a great long term solution.
>>36278188that’s how you end up like blu
my only drug i need is spotify hardstyle
>>36278196his issues are not drug related
>>36278163Edibles make it easy to up your dose without hurting your lungs, so imo it's a skill issue. Tolerance breaks work 4 me, but I don't use weed as a daily routine thing in the first place unless I'm big chilling which I can't regularly do anymore
"live by the gun, die by a gun" "live by the lifestyle, die by the lifestyle".
>>36278210What exactly are these supposed "issues" I have? Im just different from you normies.
>>36277641very eastern euro prawn stars coded
>>36278179there's reasons you don't mix. speed ballin killed chris farley
>>36278216ya but with edibles, it's like garlic. you'll smell like it when you sweat it out.
i miss him
>>36278252I simply wear good smelling deodorant
i had a dream where a typhoon strafed the nextdoor neighbours and was doing cool aerial bfm manuevers and then a tornado was doing low passes after that and stuff and for some reason i called that a typhoon tooand then i was like floating in the sky and they flew into a toilet bowl
most of them are like, who is chris farley and i'm just like, no, who he could have been.some of his snl bits were fantastic.
>>36278232i don't have time for all that and it won't make any difference.
>>36278205i used to freak my shit to hardstyle in high school and now you got me fiending to get a train run on me at a festival
>>36278274uh oh haribo had a toilet dream and wet the bed
>>36278284Yeah, because it doesn't exist. You liar.
>>36278289nuh uh
>>36278266bro trust. people get nose blind super easy if they do it all the time. people can tell. it lingers. so if you wear colognes you can either try to mask it or accentuate it. so say you had some lemon sour diesel, maybe get you a cologne with some citrus in it to complement the sour undertones and clean it up. or maybe get something woody and earthy to make you come off as a bit more rugged.did none of you watch queer eye with carson? jesus.
>>36278287what i do is dance around my room and box the air and do 10,000 pushups to each their ownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQSclS6BivM
Jesus is my virtue but Judas is the demon I cling to
>>36278306haribo, what do you think of picrel? did cryptobros finally go too far?
The cia is trying to psyop me into being a furry by making the cute wholesome comic I follow start doing a porn version>>36278312I haven't seen it also the stuff I take is more chemical than herbal anyway. I've never smelled any dankness from it and I know the smell and recognize it on other people.
>>36278347bro. rule 34. your fault for lookin for it.
>>36278347Is that the one with the wolf and the bunny?
>>36278361Nah I'm pretty sure it's the deep state
>>36278361the debaser trajectory sort of made it inevitable
>>36278372The birds https://twitter.com/pegu2726Maybe sissy was right about the crows
>>36278344i like it i think he is going to make it i wish i had money to buy some
so tired I can’t even perceive Sunday scariesbath time before house of the dragon, maybe my suffering will end this week
>>36278402Bad haribo, crypto is a worse investment than slot machines
>>36278342Annoyingly catchy
Eating raw sliced jalapeños
>>36278563how was your day in the land of brittania, deltooid? :3
>>36278479you are probably right but i love him so much
>>36278342i remember my little monster phase in high school
picture perfect pussy
what if i farted in my sleep
>>36278692You did
help my boyfriend wont allow me to have another boyfriendwhat do
>>36278692mortification of the flesh
this is hard
>>36278723start by saying you want a threesome
>joos try to auction palestinian properties at los angeles synagogue>get riotedlol
>>36278802Buying property in the middle east is like buying a sand castle on the beach.
>>36278652that was the last good album by lady caca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uv_MOVau5M
>>36278767me when i wake up every morning
Whenever I start working out I lose motivation bc it takes too long and I lose faith in myself and worry I can't do things perfectly and will end io wasting my time
>>36278610SweatyYours?>>36278723Don't be a greedy slut
>>36278863>Sweaty>Yours?same here in the u-essay
why don't you let me bounce on your big cock
so sleepy... but the bedsheets are in the dryer
why dont you let me bounce on your big bedsheets
this twink is 34 and just married elon musk's ex lol
Wtf is “networking” on grindr even and why does the twink want to do it with me
>>36278983wait a little. longer, and you'll have a warm cozy bed, that's when it's the best
you people actually use grindr? gross
>>36278995Mid
>>36278989because you belong in a crib with a onesie
>>36279024you see it too?
>>36279017I bet he has a really big dick
Found my ideal dream guy on Grindr and he has a room alone, but my BF is still fucking awake ugh. How do I get him to go the fuck to sleep so I can go suck dick, fuck ass, make out cuddle and laugh with a handsome man?It would be cool if my BF died of a random tragic cause like a plane crash or a lightning strike or something so everyone felt bad for me but I could also get an actual hot handsome successful husband. It's unreasonable that I make $60k/yr more than my BF AND he's fat.
The sluttiest sexuality yet none of yall are getting laid
you guys are mean but youre still my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiIK_2DAVE
>>36279046evil
>situationshipI really am tired of hearing new made-up words for whore.
the fact that no one created a pepe & apu cartoon similar to South Park is possibly the worst crime against humanity
nosqueak: 0
r9gay is faster than us to be fair its a lot of idiots fighting so
What is gay divorce like? Do they even exist.
>>36279166two timing hussy
>>36279065your dad cooks you spicies. and it STINKS
Can someone tell me something niceI've lost all hope, all of it
>>36279209I made a dressing with this apple cider vinegar (fancy) I bought and it weirdly stinks almost like fish. Its from 2022 I wonder if its gone a little off, but its vinegar, its not supposed to. Maybe its just like this. Anyways I made turkey burgers and salad for dinner.
>>36279237i got jersey mikes and pepsi
>>36279166>r9gaygross
>>36279209my dad packs DOPE lunches>>36279252i dont post there i just checked it
>>36279189As far as I'm concerned all divorce is gay
>>36279074this is my favourite apu
how do guys who e-argue a lot cool down afterwards do you like put on smooth jazz maybe pour out a beer have a cigar how do they like cool their jets after a good e-quarreling session
>>36279303I don't get in internet fights because I'm an adult
>>36279251how many girls with a fat ass did you see?
spongebob memes are bottom coded
>>36279303I log off the computer sis.
Hi bros. Have a good night
my kot has been retching since yesterday and i’m worried :s i’m taking him to the vet but i hope it’s nothing serious
>>36279303Furious anal masturbation
>>36279379Im a widdle spongeboy who needs his holes filled (,,> ᴗ <,,)
>start working out once to twice a week >I am getting more gains than before /fit/ was right again........
>>36279379Patrick is a top.
>>36279481I biked 10 mi across the river to a train station as it was getting dark and then took the train home. I also did a short, 20 min easy gentle yoga class to warmup for that.
this is haribo’s world, we’re just living in it
>>36279400I feel like you have to be incredibly vain to take a selfie.
>>36279303cool down from what
man egg in french kill
did any of you guys ever play dragon quest 8
>>36279557yesproblem?
I'm going back to Buenos Aires and it kind of feels like when you are woken up but want to sleep just 5 more minutes
>>36279606To see your Dr?
>>36279643No
>>36279377i didnt go it was brought to me
>>36279557just the one where at the beginning you have a dream that youre a dragon and kill all the villagers
>>36279693that's dragon's dogma you himbo
>>36279557No I just fap to the doujins.
just think of all the cute guys in the world jerking off and cumming right now
>>36279224the zionist entity will soon be destroyed
>>36279761all that wasted cum :(
>>36279841no it's ok. they feel good and it's healthy. :)
i cant take this anymorewhy cant i stop thinking about dick so much all the timeits torturewhat the fuck are these urges
>>36279879The stars call out for hot gay sex.
I made a big batch of brownies:https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/big-batch-brownies-recipe
>>36279879yuo must make a boyfriend
>>36279923i have one but its not enoughits an issue
Why do all my straight friends think I'm straight but as soon as another g*y gets a whiff of me they know I'm a turbo bottom slut for cock?
My mom gave me some soft antibiotic pills, activated charcoal and a probiotic lol, I feel like an old fart already having to take 4 pills a day
>>36280101why so many pillsdo you have aids or something???
>>36280101What happened sis? Are u ok?
*cough* *cough* *wheeze*i neeed..i need..I neeeeeeeeeeddick
>>36280119>>36280125Shitting my organs out
>gaygen>its brown tripfags rambling on for weeks about how much they poop
>>36280132sight another repeated gg plotline
>>36280141you are obsessed with bleagle
smells like brownies
sleep deprived to the point I’m in physical pain but still awake. not ready to carry on tomorrow
>>36280212you baked brownies :0
>>36280132What is your diet like?
>>36280239Vegan :(
brownies have 15 minutes more to go the senpai complained about them being too fudgy the last two times (I thought they might like them that way)so i am cooking these until they are 210f in the center and DRY
>>36280223they are still bakingthey have lots of toasted pecans in themI was craving dessert
>>36280265im bad at brownies because im never sure when they are done so sometimes i burn the bottoms or overbake them :/
>>36280255If you're being serious here that's your problem. You probably have some kind of nutrient deficiency. Sorry you're having to go through this btw, sounds awful, will be praying for you.
good lads
I have had sex so so so much hotter with guys hotter than most of you can ever imagine except for maybe Jeb, Holden, Steve (I think he's hot?), and Shallo (assuming he had clean hair at some point), and maybe Santino during his peak and anyone else hot if there is anyone else hot on this shithole board lmao.Seriously what losers most of you are. Look at Blu or Cersei or the 1000x trannies in this gen. For most of you your best hope is finding a mentally deranged straight trannie chaser incel.
>>36280256I hope he beats you for drying out the brownies. Why can't yo ever get it right?
>>36280344embarrassing post
>>36278995He looks 14 and like somebody freshie anon would hit on and get rejected by
>>36280367Seriously look at Blu. I am similar in appearance to Jeb, for context, except I have short straight hair and a harder jawline and green eyes instead of blue with a similar but slightly higher BF and more muscular body type. Compare Jeb and Blu/Shiza and then imagine comparing me (similar) and a creature like Blu/Shiza. You literally can't.
>>36280292I just turned the heat down to 300, and the first thirty minutes were spent baking covered - mind you i made a double batch which is hard to do with brownies you want to aim for 200-205F in the inner partan instant read thermometer can really helpin this case it was actually about 185f cuz I stuck the thermometer into the chocolate chunks part but its also about texture you can see the crumbs get less moist
>>36280394post fiseek
>>36278996Prostitution. He thinks you're old/ugly/fat enough to need to pay him for sex, and he probably right except you're also a NEET and poor.
>>36280394>>36280367
>>36280401>>36280355>>36280256Based. Your BF is definitely going to beat you. I hope he leaves marks.
gaygen is giving me severe brainrot
>>36280344Ok bud
>>36280425could freshie anon be a pooner with touretes?
new>>36280476
>>36280394delulu
