>>37700547
Retarded edition

>>37700547
I want to turn straight a gay guy.

He cant hang out with me tomorrow and it's making me go fucking insane aaaaaaaaaaa i just wanna see him and talk to him lmao we hang out 6 days a week but one day still fucks me up. We're not even dating or anything but I just love being with him

>>37700547
kys

>>37700532
yeah, kinda trashy 2bh at least i was in a parking lot lol

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I did it again.

>>37700547
>qott: You ever fucked a straightie?
no, i refused to talk to the 'straight' people on dating apps

>>37700596
literally nobody cares please shut the fuck up

>>37700547
no but before grindr existed i jerked off with a lot of them

>>37700589
lol very believable that an autist would be mid
do you think his sex skills would improve if he had sex with you more often?

i need to fuck haribo

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>>37700547
>qott: You ever fucked a straightie?
make a point not to ask dumb questions

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/bigheartedhugeupupa

>>37700596
shut up britney

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i go back to work tomorrow.

>>37700589
no you didn't

licking haribo's tummy

>>37700640
you had a 5-7 day vacation and didn't get even on one date with a man
even your sister and roommate are laughing at you

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>>37700656
so true. i wasn't even able to catch up on sleep either. i am truly cooked.

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>>37700547
i'd probably read that if it was an actual informative book and not a joke :s
straight emn don't have that "spark" in their eyes when you look deep into them if you know what i mean. but then again male heterosexuality doesn't have to be black and white.

>>37700547
>turning straight men gay for pleasure
yes please
t. almost-straggot

>>37700631
>https://www.redgifs.com/watch/bigheartedhugeupupa
holy moly

>>37700769
hot pp, would

if I have a Y chromosome and I sleep with guys can I post here?

>>37700821
what's the full set of chromosomes

>>37700843
like an xy or maybe xxy idk

tex why not just quit your job?

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>>3770054
Idk what all the angry posting in here is about but straights are pretty much 90% of my body count.

I am guessing its how people cling to the no true scotsman thing, no such thing as experimentation, born that way and dozens of other mantras gays need to prop up their fantasy pre-troon universe where basic reason is verboten.

Or maybe they just like the idea of moral straight purity as much as straights do, idk. You can do basic math to compare the number of same sex experienced men vs self identified gays and see it yourself. And then gays come back with something like 20% of the population is closeted. And somehow straights cant try males but somehow closet cases can marry with kids.

Its a fun ride trying to get faggots to reason.

>>37700870
no, you sound bi, post elsewhere

>>37700875
because i need to pay bills lol why is that even a question.

18 yo twink was spanish im so sure

>>37700910
what bills?

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>>37700910
did you know that bills cannot legally enter your home without your consent?

just say NO

>>37700921
north Italian

>>37700921
No

>>37700910
have you tried onlyfans?

wine with a screw top > wine with a cork

>>37700949
close
>>37700954
heyy im near your age we are close dm me ur cute hii

>>37701003
Send discord tag

>>37701003
u a frenchie?

>>37701006
oh fr oki dolphinipples

I know youre all sexual degenerates with blown out assholes but can someone tell me what to do if I am genuinely in love with someone and crying because i can't be with them

I thought I was finally accepting it but one drinking session later, im again going insane over him. Having any kind of physical contact with him makes me want to marry him and it takes like another 2 weeks for that feeling to fade a little and then we drink again and so it repeats. Sometimes we dont even need to drink or touch. I just can't do it anymore i wish we could just date i wish he felt the same or in the rare case that He does, that he'd just tell me. I just need someone to hug and cuddle and hold hands with. We go outside together every single day and yet i just can't get enough of him. The thought that one day he might just be a memory and a friend I used to talk to makes me wanna kill myself. I have never felt anything remotely as strong as what I feel for him.

>>37701034
Bruh, didn't work

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>>37701049
have you tried turning him off and on again

>>37701034
its so weird that you posted these 10 years ago when you were 8
https://x.com/dolphinipples

>>37701060
sorry its 2 ns dolphinnipples

>>37701067
He's not me

so the trannies have a tasmanian devil in their general
>>37698724
so why not make a cute chimpanzee OP in the next gaygen thread? c:

>>37701012
yeah sure, so long as you're not busted it might even be a bonus if you can appreciate me for appreciating you.

Anons would you kidnap and rape a sexy meaty fit Instagram model if it were legal? I would probably have like 7 locked up in my basement if it were.

tall boys who smell good with a deep voice are all i really need in life

>>37701003
Croatian?

It is so sad what has become of Twitter. I only follow/interact with gay porn accts, but if I want to venture out past just the ones I already follow, the For You page is 80% political spam..

>>37701131
No

>>37701119
I would pimp him out

>>37701145
ffs not French...

>>37701144
blame elon, he literally paid for a fake trump assassination because he thought it would seal a win

>>37701127
>tall boys who smell good with a deep voice
so a gorilla?

>>37701067
first shirt is something id like rn not ironically desu damn

i think i fumbled the cute twink bad u guys

>>37701230
Aww tank tell us what happened

>>37701049
Again, for context, this is a grown man talking about another man.

Now tell me this is a mentally mature, well adjusted, healthy developed adult male. Go ahead. Tell me gay identity comports to the idea of a sane man.

A male past puberty heartbroken over romantic notions about another man.

Yeah thats the gay idea of masculine normalcy alright. Yet you will laugh at troons with no irony.

my life is shit, pls help

>>37701230
did you at least finally meet someone irl? I hope so

>>37701237
im not tankanon i also fumbled him he ghosted me

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why is dani filth the least talented member of his troupe?

>>37701277
because he’s short and short people have smaller souls

>>37700976
honestly

>>37701245
I'm just a quirky 18yo twink doe i didnt even graduate yet lol

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>>37701245
ok but what if he's cute

>>37701308
Well you better toughen up a bit. High school comes to an end and if you try to drag it with you, you wont get far.

>>37701245
Who hurt this guy? He is in here all the time trying to blackpill people

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>>37701338
Skunk rejected him, permanently breaking his mind

>>37701326
I dont care about the highschool life though. I just know who I desire in life.

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>>37701338
Every day, every way...

EVERY GAY MUST PAY.

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>>37701338
yes but what if he's cute

i’m horny enough to rape a whale shark

>>37701322
He's cute as fuck. I like his cute little sighs and his handsome face

>>37700547
went to a party with my boyfriend with his friends (girls) he didn't want to pee outside and had to pee.
waiting for the bathroom, kinda figured he would go in on his own
he doesn't, goes in with them, kinda happened fast so i didn't react
later on he had to pee and just peed in the street (party was over at this point, no longer in the house)
should i be mad? because i kinda am.....

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY, I WANT TO BREAK MY FUCKING, I JUST CANT OMG, I WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE IN MINECRAFT OFC, I WOULD KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKERS SUBHUMANS, I ESPECIALLY WANT TO SLAUGHTER WOMEN AND THEIR MEAT AS A DISRESPECT FUCK OFF IN MINECRAFT, I WISH I COULD OMG BUT JAIL SUCKS ASS

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>>37701376
does he have dimples and can you cum in them

>>37701355
i already have tank added...

>>>/r9k/79186439
Me and frotty

>>37701049
>with blown out assholes
MY ASSHOLE IS FFIIINEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37701049
its weird to love your brother this much sis

YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECES OF WALKING FLESH, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU ARE ALLL SO FRICKING RETARDED DUMB, OMG OMG, YOU ALL SHOULD BE MY SLAVES AND WORK FOR ME AND PAY AND ME DO NOTHING ALL, OMG OMG OMG, I AM ENTITLED TO FUCKING EVERTYHIGN THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER, EVERYTHING IS MINE, I AM A GOD, I DESERVER EVERYTHING AND NOT THIS POS I HAVE, I AM A GOD YOU FUCKING ROBOTS ANDROID, YOU ARE NOT EVEN REAL YOU ARE JUST PART OF THIS MATRIX SIMULATION MEAN TO TORTURE ME, YOU ASSHOLE, OMG, I DESERVE A BLESSED MATRIX, NOT THIS SHITTY ONE, OMG OMG OMG, WHAT I WOULD DO TO YOU IF I COULD, FUCK THIS MATRIX AND ITS RULES AND LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON ME

>>37701286
I guess. I mean, that kind makes sense, but I remeber his songs being better when I was in middle school. Listening to him next to bruce is just super embarrassing tho....

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Is this true?

>>37701451
yeah just look at tankanon

>>37701451
Idk, I sort of drifted off after 'incels' wondering who would pay a gay for expressing his "thoughts".

>>37701398
can’t i just be tied down and edged until i pass out

If you ever, EVER have to get fast food from a place that employs the negro, never, EVER order unless you see the white manager in the building.

Without the white mans whip at their back, they will put out total garbage, cold, burnt, sloppy. Because the negro doesnt understand the concept of employment or a business. They think its just a waiting room for more benefits where humans nag them for pay.

>>37701564
what's even better is when you have white minions with a black manager.

this gen giving abortion ts idk

the biscuits turned out a bit dark but they were tasty :3
i sliced one and filled it with greek yogurt and blueberry jam uwu

…
I think I'm gonna vote for trump…

>>37701049
>blown out assholes
Little dick dudes here fucking other little dick dudes don't have to worry about that.

>>37701634
Happy your baking came out good.
My cooking DID NOT come out good. I messed up.

why doesn't haribo post anymore?

>>37700630
>>37700653
I fucked haribo and licked his tummy
it was mid

>>37701675
oh what happened :s

>>37701662
Why would it matter how big the dick is of the gay one? Or is the "vers" nonsense where two gays take turns compromising and pretending to be men because thats as far as their grasp of dating game will allow them?

You know, all that special arcane intuition about men that magically disappears when presented with real ones.

>>37701705
I made stew, but the meat I used was too fatty so the stew was too oily.

>>37701709
>of the gay one
They're both fags in the scenario, bud.
Bottom dick size matters because even if you ain't fucking with it, you're still frotting and sucking/getting sucked.

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>>37701744
>you're still sucking.
Thats what I said; vers nonsense.
>gay tops
Still cracks me up.

>>37701760
So it's not gay if you don't bottom?

>>37700547
i never understood why so many gay men have that "turn a straight gay" kink. i mean you have like the easiest time getting partners.
is it a bottom thing ? i can't imagine what a top is supposed to do with a straight guy.

>>37701779
crust bustin

>>37701721
oh :s
what I do to remove the excess fat from chicken stock is putting the pot on the side of the burner, that way the fat shimmers to the side of the pot instead of whirling around :3
you could also try freezing it so the fat hoes to the top :3

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>>37701777
This is tiresome. Consult the rest of the world through history if you want to relitigate semantics. Eating salad neither makes you a vegan nor a tomato. The whole point of the term 'gay' is to muddle the term homosexual as some fluid synonym, which was coined specifically to refer to what you call "bottoms" as if liking dicks comes in two gender roles. Only in the Jewish echo chamber does using hole somehow make you the same as a homosexual chasing dicks.

The idea that because a pair are engaging in a same sex encounter and therefore both are "homosexuals" is wordplay specific to gullible western whites. Nowhere else in the world or history has exploiting mentally weak males for hole confused with liking dicks.

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>>37700547

>>37700547
>qott
Yeah... my step mom... and my aunt.... and my step aunts.... and my sister....

Now Im gay, dot dot dot, go figure.

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>>37701779
Gays like men, not gays. They settle for gays as a compromise for fear of actual men. You dont turn a straight guy gay. Thats just how gays wish to view getting straight dick because they think they are corrupting a mind with their mental fixation, and yet somehow gay is something you are born with. So their next argument is that the straight guy was gay all along and they somehow liberated them as retroactive homosexuals.

In reality, the straight guys sobers up, embarassed and perhaps disgusted with lowering their standards, blocks them IRL and probably threatens violence if the homo bothers them again, then goes back to cruising chicks to shake the memory off. Gays naturally loathe themselves, so they see this "corruption" as some victory of vengeance against normal men for validating their existence for ten minutes.

I like fascist and soviet aesthetics but im gay, maybe I should be nazbol that is lgbt affirming

Hi retards is this general good yet

>>37701970
i think you got it mixed up anon, communism is gay, nazbol is more of a bisexual/trans thing

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>>37701975
no

>>37701970
Im so fucking pissed at how much they.... uh... "eastwashed" the S.TA.L.K.E.R. remakes. Im almost too scared to but the legit sequal coming in a month.

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>>37701940
You make it sound like MtF trannies who like men and transition to widen their pool are the only "true" gay males

guys i’m so bored i might die

what you faggots doing when trump wins in two weeks?
I am going to troll all the tranny filled generals on this board

>>37702048
i dun think papa trumpu can do it again

who said me and frotty i can’t figure it out

>>37702048
I already am trolling them. Less troons=more cute gay bottoms.

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>>37701970

Trumpy isn't the really the problem, it's his objectively retarded mongoloid fanatics that I'm worried about tbhon.

I know an actual real magatard that lives in the boonies and he's one of the most awful people I've had the displeasure of meeting. Even worse than... them.

>>37702104
>Even worse than... them.
Dykes? Yeah, theyre the fucking worst.

>>37702128
gay man x lesbian marriage is the purest form of love thoug

>>37702132
lol

>>37702104
Trump literally has a huge evangelical/christian nationalist fanbase, how do you think this will end for the gays?

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would you date someone that has a 5/5 face body cock but these teeth?

gngg

>>37702146
no

>>37702146
absolutely not i can smell the yuckmouf through my screen

>>37702145
Sis you're literally iterating my point that his mongolid fanatics are the issue. That said, what did he in those 4 years that really made things worse (like legislation wise and shit)?

>>37702128
;^]

>>37702145
yeah, just remember the big gay bash that happened between 2016-2020. it was horrible

trump brought in all the poltards and forever changed 4chan (formerly 4channel ((formerly 4chan)) for the worse

i smoked my vape pen too much and now i feel drowsy :s
also i just heard someone scream outside like they were getting murdered

that was a long time ago

trump is a fat pussy with a male clitoris

>>37702146
yes, i do not discriminate against bad teeth, ik how it is

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>>37702249
>formerly 4channel
wait when did this happen i never noticed they stopped using 4channel/

>>37702330
intertex... you're back again to spread corruption

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>>37702342
i've already accepted that i will be here forever. gaygen must accept that too.

>>37702330
you're so cute

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>>37702356

>>37702128
>Dykes are the fucking worst

Yes

it was as texanon…

I have to get up early and cook a succulent chinese dinner for my mothers birthday. I'm really really drunk right now. I've prepped everytHing, i need quick morning recovery, so i dont feel like shit while cooking.
Any tips?

>>37702380
nah seriously you might be the best looking man in this entire shit general. Either that or I've got oneitis bad for u.

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>>37702433
maybe we're soulmates.

>>37702430
To add to this, i have electrolytes in mind. Ill be cooking around noon. Im just kind of hoping for a miracle cure.

why can t i grow an actual beard
>>37702182
i will be a chincel forever and ever and ifucking need to saw off my front teeth

Recommend me a fun thriller to watch rn

>>37702451
I wish I could make your life better in some way. Are you really asexual?

>>37702104
ppl who vote for trump give me the ick. even if kamala starts ww3 at least putin and maybe israel will be wiped out which means less evil. but that would also mean that europe would get dragged into war so they would have more casualties than the usa and then they would have to deal with it themselves cause of the great whore of america drunk on the blood of her enemies. also kamala is way better meanwhile trump is literally a pedo enabler and used to be friends with epstein. hes also old and kamala is younger.

Crazy that people take tex seriously. Sure he's cute,but he's not sexual in nature. You'd achieve much the same as staring at a picture on the wall.

>>37702469
i’m don’t think anyone would call it fun but seven is my favorite film in the genre

>>37702469
i like a simple favor but its barely a thriller

Imagine if tops outnumbered bottoms 100 to 1 and fought to the death in the wild for the right to mating press

Would the world be better or worse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJ84f9ExXw

>>37702573
the stronger tops would force the weaker tops into submission and turn them bottom......

What if bottoms outnumbered tops 1000 to 1 and gang raped them to death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNroEwFxh6I

Would the world be better or worse?

>>37702573
>>37702617
why is nature so violent and angry :(

>>37702617
hot

>>37702617
Ahh no please do not envelop me in a giant cuddle pile and then rub yourselves all over me aaaaaaaahhhh

>>37702573
But, the world isn't waiting for your butthole to be attractive. So, instead of dreaming, why not try to attract staights? Gays will gay, but straights will bolster your numbers. It's crazy more bottoms don't flaunt their femininity. You all focus on what isn't as opposed to what could be. Especially outside the duality of politicism.

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>>37702498
yeah sex gross.

>>37702537
it’s literally just 1 poster out of the 15-20 frequent posters on here that simps for tex also tex is a nice poster so no shade

>>37702573
tops already outnumber bottoms since a lot of them don’t have socials like grindr and are introverted unlike most bottoms. also tops already fight each other and even bottoms over the stupidest things.

I like bees :)

>>37702687
Buzz buzz

>>37702681
>tops already outnumber bottoms
LOLno.......

>>37702687
me too
save the bees!

>>37702573
Wow bees are retarded
>>37702617
Wow bees are ingenious

>>37702676
No offence, but you specifically don't count towards any significant gain in whatever movement gays fight for. You're a non-active persona.

I like kissing boys, I wish I had a boy right now with me so that we could spend all night kissing

where should I move if I want to live in a gay-friendly society with only sapient and non savage hominins (only whites and/or east asians)

>>37702676
how does it work then. I'm sexual person but I respect ur boundaries. Can we atleast hug and snuggle like?

>>37702728
I would LOVE to kiss you rn

>>37702697
they literally do. you can’t step outside and announce your bottomhood without getting dirty looks by hyper-masculine men who see bottoms as inferior and weak. if you ever actually talked to gay men outside of here even they wouldn’t admit to bottoming and call themselves tops or top leaning vers. only bottoms are safe with other bottoms.

>>37702735
finland, it even fulfills both racial criteria

>>37702743
>hug and snuggle
yes this is everything i want in life.

>>37702800
We all want this, but we weren't gifted like you. We all deserve this, not just attractive people like tex. Tex bucks his privilege.The rest of us are left wanting.

>>37702752
( ˘ 3˘)

>>37702800
that's cool. I would be satisfied with this, but I have a an active penis and balls system, would you help me? or would it be solo wanking forever?

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>>37702852

>>37702871
tbf that cat is more attractive than u

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>>37702885
it's so fucking over.

>>37702798
no it doesn’t since i dated a finnish top before who was serving in the military at that time because they have conscription laws. he liked feminine guys and was talking to me over discord while he was in the barracks. like what the fuck.

>>37702871
He mocks you wherever possible. He's not the average poster. He's not anon. He's just some attractive male that posts here. And, you're meant to judge yourself by him, and judge your attractiveness by him. He literally makes you feel bad for being you.

>>37702885
don't give me that shit, you mog 86% of all the boys in this gen

tex > haribo

comparing peoples attractiveness is a sign of insecurity and weakness. i wish faggots weren’t as superficial and shallow.

>>37702920
Why give them power over you? You're enough as you are. Tex, Delta. All these names give them power. You are not lesser than. They are not more succesful.

>>37702920
what.

>>37702982
You'll not belittle my opinion with such a snarky response. We're tired of you.

>>37702982
What city are you in, faggot? I wanna watch you grab the sheets and bite the pillow while Im breeding that HQ boipussi

Is it true tex poop rabbit turbds due to alcoholism?

>>37702982
Yk id give you 70% of monthly income and spoil you if you wanted?

need sum cock and bolls to torture

>>37703022
Tex posts his most attractive self in order to manipulate the board to give him the most attention. Watchfor Delta to show up soon. This whole board is compromised.

>>37703088
He needs to DRINK MORE WATER

>>37703072
tempting but i'm not looking to be a parasite.

>>37703100
Everyone should drink more water! I'm sure this is a meme I'm unaware of.

>>37703103
maybe start by changing your name to coloradon cause you still riding those tx coattails

>>37703103
plz post a not necessarily nude nude

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:(

>>37703103
You would be farting into my pillowcase for that money.

whats everydivas halloween costumes

You don't have to worship thosethlat post pics. Tex is cute,but he's not worth your attention if he doesn't partake in gay culture. If ue's off limits, whats too he point in idolizing him? There are other men who desereve our attention.

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>>37703205

>>37703179
yeah but while it's alive it affords me the greatest feelings like blasting my spermazo up the bum of a low bmi twink

>>37703273
nudes

Im fuxin white gurl wasted hahahahahahhs

>>37703260
Plenty of typos, but you get the point. Tex, delta, skunk, all the old timers aint shit. It's a new board, and they shouldn't get special treatment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TngViNw2pOo
nigger fuck you

To Wong Foo and The Birdcage are absolute kinos. Why don't they make em like this anymore? Instead with get shitty sappy garbage like Call Me by Your Name that gets (rightfully) censored.

>>37703321
Did you know they have a say in who gets banned? They discuss it in their private discord. Old names run this general.

Anons would you kidnap and rape a sexy meaty fit Instagram model if it were legal? I would probably have like 7 locked up in my basement if it were.

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october is lovely

>>37703365
Id rather just go on tami and take mtf "gals" out to nice sushi dinner, then drain them in the hotel bathtub after letting them feel what its like to have been made love to.

how come no one told me about the new frasier season o_O

>>37703353
um only the second movie is good

>>37703418
https://voca.ro/1esFmkK1OcW0

>>37703418
you're alive!
where'd you get that gay ass haircut? gus dapperton?

>>37703418
u should daddymax

>>37703476
it's on it's 2nd isn't it?

>>37703354
bro you right. like tex is the only fem allowed around, otherwise he gets all catty until runs any other dolls off. sometimes they get their panties in a twist when they don't get to make the new thread. all sorts of nonsense. the ones truly worthy of cow status.

>>37703559
Hopefully others catch it too. Been saying it for years.

I am dwunk >~<
post coq so i can play with bhttthole

>>37703088
Told you he'd show up soon>>37703558
Yall think im bullshitting

>>37703558
yeah, it started last month and I missed it, but apparently it's just as forgettable as the last season :/
I thought it was gonna be released until november :s

I'm doing a whole chinese takeout dinner tomorrow. There's got to be a man where i live that would appreciate that i can cook almost anything.

>>37703699
ok but post kawk

>>37703648
?

>>37703699
I'd just like a 40 year old man that i could watch the end of the world with. Statistically, that shouldnt be a problem. The bars are dried up. You have to get on an app. Shit sucks!

>>37703718
Why? You gonna be that man? Doubtful. You're probably in a big city and some youngshit.

>>37703489
Bitch you're dumb To Wong Foo is gay kino.

>>37703502
Bless you sir

>>37703535
I’m trying but it’s tuff

>>37703517
mostly cutting it myself but I had a Puerto Rican barber touch it up a few weeks ago at a small salon

>>37703779
>Bless you sir
Thank you fren. The allergies are real this year.

don't forget your average gay bar nowadays is 70% hags, 10% gays and 20% straights looking to get with those hags

>>37703790
This! 100% this!
All of them feel so special like they're helping the gay cause as well. Take your stupid fucking cause and flag and fuck off! I'm trying to get a date for fucks sake!

part of me really wants a real bf but part of me also knows that im too broken to wish myself upon someone i care about
and its kinda just a bummer :'/

at least you know youre mentol and dont deserve a bf

>>37703825
I don't mean to come off as captain gay, but I've been trying to Find a local boy for a while now, and whenever i frequent local establishments, its a bunch of straight fellas following some broad that can sing. It's frustrating.

Bf haver here. You stupid bitches don't value your solo time. Sometimes you really miss it.

I have the genuine conviction that sperm belongs nowhere else but inside someone else. In this case, deep inside another man. Sperm should never ever see the light of day.

I know it’s biologically impossible for me to get another dude knocked up, but fuck man, my brain is just dumb and wants to try anyways. I wanna try everyday until it happens. So much so that any time they run a blood test on him, it would come back positive for *both* of our DNA.

I just want one guy, *my own guy*, to love on and knock up on a daily basis. I wanna look at him with joy and pride that my favorite person in the world is carrying my seed, keeping it warm and safe, absorbing as much as he can. Condoms would be banned in our house. A plug would be available for him should he need one to keep it all inside him.

I wanna tell our straight friends “we are trying to get pregnant too” when they decide to overshare and tell us that they are trying to conceive. I wanna that *look* on their face as it hits them that I’m openly telling them I fuck my man bareback and empty my balls in him everyday while thinking about having babies. I want them to look at him and have those thoughts cross their mind that my man is full of *my* cum as we all stand here and speak.

I’m constantly thinking about it at the gym and in public too, having to hide my 8” baby maker in the locker room and adjust my shorts while benching because all these muscular dudes around me are just perfect candidates to try and knock up with these build legs and glutes. These tough looking muscular dudes with personalities of golden retrievers are perfect in my mind for breeding. Their shorts leave nothing to the imagination when it comes to their ass. I see them and just have this biological desire boil up, *I need to fuck this dude. That ass is perfect for my cock and my kids. He is perfect for carrying kids.* Their tough looks and soft personality only makes them more suited for the task.

Anyway, i know im keeping some folks from posting. I'll make my leave. My bad for being here. Cheers everyone g'night.

>>37703894
so I just gotta keep getting my ass prolapsed by bbcs tocmake myself feel like I have value ;_;
thats life, I guess

>>37703943
literally, who are you I never saw that trip before

>>37703943
it's not you, the threads dies and then comes back

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Do you believe all this sodomy is line with your Dao anon? Will it make you a Sun Tzu (Superior gentleman)? Surely not!So why continue in this foolishness?!

ugh the guy that I hate is on live on tiktok, time to listen to that desired person gets super sick subliminal buahahahahaha

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It is good that you are prepared to die being gay but will you be able to live with the consquences? Your ancestors cry out in pain anon everytime you commit sodomy.

>>37703699
>take out
>I can cook
Okay, what? IDK if that was just some... like, interaction bait or what, but try the cooking part sometimes. Fried rice is super easy to make and always yummy.

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>>37704003
>>37704044
Confucious say:
>Man who go to bed with itchy butthole
>Wake up with stinky finger

>Fried rice is super easy to make and always yummy.
literally a fat ass post your weight, height and a body pic with timestamp NOW

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>>37704063
I want to study the analects a bit.

I am cannibal.
:3

>>37704122
recipes? :3

>>37704122
swallowing african sperm doesnt count bro

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>>37704122
>>37704149
You people disgust me.

>>37704085
Am i getting fwat >~<
https://litter.catbox.moe/mq9iph.jpg

LeApostle seems like the kind of person who would use a silly straw to blow bubbles in his own poop water.

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>>37704195
What the feel does this even mean?

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<3

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>>37704187

>no timestamp
yes

tex just ended their day with a self-facial. what are you anons up to?

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>>37704433
About to study French.Speak later anons.

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>>37704433

>>>/int/203651001

>>37704187
Que rico

>>37704491
God I hate tiktok

plot twist: texanon is allergic to cats

>>37704543
Did you watch the substance?

I think some fundamentalist christians are based when it comes to gender appereance standards such as men forbidden of having long hair or wearing dresses but why the religion has to be so homophobic :c

>>37704187
Doesn't look like it

what ideology should I support if I think democracy is cringe and dictatorships of any kind are based as long they dont target gays

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>>37704479
Bonjour, comment-allez vous?

>>37704554
What's that?

>>37704626
a movie where a substance creates a perfect and younger clone of you and you can inhabit its body but with conditions and limitations, it becomes legit body horror

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Je suis un gros chat :3 Tex, il est un mince chat!

>>37704650
I'll have to remember it
Want some movies for halloween

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54 / 5000
Je déteste le Duolingo, c'est une application de merde. Trop de publicités et pas assez du contenu.

>>37704567
You want the long answer or the shirt answer?

>>37704700
whatever you want but yea I know why the religion is homophobic

>>37704740
Because homosex is inherently bad and evil?

smells like fish

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Henlo

>>37704809
Straight boi is best boi

>>37704614
>>37704656
haha tex hates you

>>37704809
what's your Halloween costume going to be

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need a bf who is all man

>>37704837
I wonder why.

how do i accept the fact that most gay tops (at least the hot ones) r all pedos? i used to get so much game on grindr when i was 15/16 and i made a lot of money with the blackmail but im 19 now and despite looking basically the same (literally took t blockers) i get nothing. half the time pedos r just attracted to the taboo of fucking younger guys rather than the body and now im so lonely

>>37704876
Ha ha ha. Gay death.

Lol, wtf? I just had a potential Grindr suitor ask me to fuck him when I'm wearing a suit and tie. Ffs, I don't even own a suit and tie.

>>37704876
Ew
A lot of 15yos are still in that awkward intermediate phase

>>37704894
h-hot

tex, are you still a loser?

>>37704894
ask him if he'll wear an irish necktie for you if you do

>>37704815
Awwww <3<3<3 (*´ω｀*)
Thank you very much, Anon!

>>37704844
Uhhh, I don't have one! <.<
I was a werewolf once, though!

>>37704876
b-b-b-bullshit i was getting those offers until 26

wtf is with this thread and pedophilia :s

>>37704914
post coq

>>37704928
>>37704929

>>37704916
it’s so weird bcs ill lie abt my age and suddenly they are into me i hate it sm

>>37704942
>>37704929

>>37704941
coq :3

>>37704958
ew i only do that for money

Gays and pedophilia, name a more iconic duo.

>>37704690
The movie has become a word of mouth hit

>>37704876
>(literally took t blockers
What a loser lol
I just know you have the personality of a rock.

>>37705010
:( what did i do man

stop being a coy faggot, if ur young looking and cute but 31 you do better than an old and haggard 22 it's just science.

>>37704929
N-nooooo >.<

>>37705062
faggots who fall for the tranny meme are worthless

>don't really bottom
>call myself a bottom anyway

i just had the most violating hookup experience and i’m so disgusted with myself and gay sex in general now

>>37705194
Story time

New!
>>37705240