This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42482452--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42559983>>Cue the girls falling in a heap and revealing themselves fully to Anon.>>Discord floating behind the pony pile looking embarrassed and apologetic.I think that Anon would find that to be the perfect situation actually, while he mourns, I imagine that even he tires of the pain of it, so seeing his student, his... friend? Discord, and the other element bearers, I could imagine him cracking a small smile, even with tears in his eyesthen he turns to the grave and says something like "honey, there are some ponies I'd like you to meet, you remember Discord"Discord plays into it a little, seeing a chance to bring some levity to his friend's lowest moment that he's never been able to crackthe group then sits around as Anon regales them with stories of his married life and everyone listens intently, but each for different reasons
>>42559997That actually reminds me, as silly as it might sound, of Batman. The Batman animated series movie Mask of the Phantasm to be specific, bear with me. In the movie, Bruce Wayne feels guilty because the pain of the loss of his parents is numbing down, it doesn't hurt as much anymore and it feels like he could move on. That haunts Bruce, because it feels like he's letting his parents down by not honoring their deaths the way he goes as Batman. Like he's forgetting them after everything. Anon would be the same way. His wife's death destroyed him bad enough he could barely function for a year straight, Discord having to impersonate him to keep the kingdom running without issue.Even after Anon puts himself together enough to do his duty, he still loyally mourns his wife's death. He visits her grave whenever he gets the chance, does good charity and softer diplomacy because it would make her proud of him.Eventually over the centuries those visits trickle down to once a month, and then once a year. He's still loyal centuries later, but after so long Anon feels guilty, because it doesn't hurt as much anymore and that feels like a betrayal of the eternal love they swore to each other. He knows logically she wouldn't want him to keep mourning her like this, but it feels like the only way he can really keep honoring the mare he loved. He just doesn't feel like he could ever love again the way he did with her. Cue the episode, let's say it's a Valentine special. Cadance and Twilight recruit Twilight's friends to try and get Anon a mare friend, unaware of his internal feelings of guilt and waning grief, with Discord trying to distract them from bothering Anon, uncharacteristically hesitant the whole time. It's near the end when Anon opens up, both about his secret late wife and his recent internal conflict, where he realizes he's truly at peace now, and it's ok to move on. that not feeling pain over her loss anymore isn't disrespecting his wife's memory, it just means he's made peace with it. at least that's my take on it.
>>42559997>>42560021>cue the beautiful love song track and montage of Anonymous and Sage's (we'll go with that) married life
>>42560027>Twilight:"....wait, but about when you were aggressively f- flirting with the Changeling Queen? If you thought you could never have a special somepony again, then why...?">Anon laughs hard at the unexpected."woah woah, love? That's not love, that's just me trying to get laid with a bad bitch.">"Oh uh that's-""There are no feelings involved.">Well ok-""Except for the feeling of getting my dick wet.">"K- king Anon!""in bug puss-">"OK WE GET IT THANK YOU!"
>>42559226>>42559226I think Prince Anon having a dead wife is a little too far on the angst scale for my taste and it also kind of contradicts with the idea that the only pony he’s attracted to is Chrysalis because all the other ones are way too cute and cuddly for him
>be a stallion in stable 99>your literal only job and duty is to fuck mares 24/7>eventually die peacefullyWhy was this guy such a massive homosexual retard, holy shit. Best job in the world and somehow fucked it up
>>42485708>"Why didn't you just get raped by a gay pedophile until you die, chud."woke post
>>42558410This chart is off on so many levels.>P-21 (mare)>Ponies' designs look completely different
>>42558474Making the ponies into aggressors who betray each other was a good idea. It's much better than "evil zebras nuked the world for no reason."Aurora isn't perfect given her mini Arbu moment at the solar plant but she's far superior to Littleshit and her pack of abusive friends.
>>42559483>Making the ponies into aggressors who betray each other was a good idea.Honestly, this sounds like shit.
>>42558847>having sex is woke
One day, you wake up to find yourself in the body of everypony's favorite red stallion. What do you do?
>>42509601eeyup.
>>42509605What do you have against Sugar Belle?
fatten mares
>>42559506Her existence.
>>42559870That's cruel
TwiMac EditionPrevious Thread: >>42447593https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42447593Share your pony rices and tech-related projects!
>>42558888If you just want to get the photos I wonder if there's a way to do it headless with adb somehow
>>42559317I don't like your spoiler nesting
>>42558888If all you need from this phone is just to pull pictures, you can buy knockoff LCD screen from Aliexpress for like 20 (twenty) dollars and temporarily plug it in, even without glue.https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Google+Pixel+3a+Screen+Replacement/124291, looks like some guitar picks and hairdryer will be enough to take it apart.>>42559754Maybe if anon had it enabled, PC key trusted and of course phone was unlocked at least once since last reboot.Pixels got USB-C video output only starting from 8, so that's out as well. Maybe a blind USB keyboard run would work, GrapheneOS got USB-C port data block when screenlocked feature only a few years ago.
Does anyone know if Pixel 5a 5G just werks in 2025.
>>42559845For grapheneos specifically I meant
Twiggles demands you take her to McDonald's.
>>42560017>Twiggles demands you take her to McDonald's.WE HAVE BIGMAC AT HOMEBigmac at home >>42560074
>>42560090>the "method" virgin vs the "just do it" chad
>>42560090>the "howdies" vs "just draw" chads on /ic/
>>42560017Reddit twilight slide thread
>>42560017>rape
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Signed books!ITT: That dead fic you still miss, making no progress, no Fimmy updates, demographics, Is reading slow burn SoL mlp fanfic gay?, what's the deal with Harmony?, using long titles as compensation, tagging system, accidental nacional socialism, referencing early episodes for that old fanfom vibe, post-S9 Twilestia, great aunt Princesses, pegasi piss in the sky, /fimfic/ in Equestria, who would've thought a story named Biblical Monsters would be subject to much debate and interpretation, in-person mating, crying over spoiled milk, erroneusly thinking blank lines look cool, and Sunset Shimmer banishes chat to the moon.>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and twentieth book is Lost and Found:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/38138/lost-and-foundIf (You) want to join in the discussion, read to the end of Chapter 22 by September 7th.Past bookclubs: https://ponepaste.org/11255>Recommended stories:Tired of authors crossing over a dozen IPs? Fed up with downer shipping? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42558297Monsters, technically
>>42558822My watched fics used to update
>>42559985>>42559164>>42558971Shut the fuck up, Vogelfag. We know it's you.
>>42560054Silence, newfag.https://www.fimfiction.net/group/204388/voting/thread/561635/2025-collab-attempt
Would Ian Flynn have been a good writer for Friendship is Magic in its peak?
Who?
>>42557348no dude is shit>>42557374this
>>42557348Sonic Archie/IDW's writing beats the shit out of IDW MLP's writing, especially in the art department.If you can't appreciate good stuff then just go back to MLP and see how bad things can get if you want to know true shit.
>>42559652your dad
>>42557348Hideo Kojima would be a better choice
hi guys id like to introduce you guys to my newly married wife octavia melody
>>42556765Wait for the recording. It's Mare Fair waifu wedding.
>>42557712i shall!
assfucking is a sin
>>42559656true missionary is the only truth
>>42556244congrats!!!
Previously >>42439780>List of greens so farhttps://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.)https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen)https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunset’s Secret Scandalous Salacity)https://ponepaste.org/9166 (Kindred Kissing Carnal Cousins)https://ponepaste.org/9189 (Milky Motherly Morning)https://ponepaste.org/9416 (Vinyl and Sunset Sisters, unfinished/abandoned)https://ponepaste.org/9463 (Family Friendly Fun, ongoing)https://ponepaste.org/9764 (Dawn of Incest)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40464433/#40470159 (Various greens that never made it to ponepaste)https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39941314/#q39969050 (The beginning of Scribblekek’s downfall)
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Imagine getting molested by your younger family members
>>42558517>dagi somehow gets pregnant one day>nobody can explain how it happened>she gives birth the only boy
>>42559902Crazier things have happened in this family. Her body sympathetically responded to all the other girls getting pregnant around her and asexually reproduced from the sheer sexual frustration.>she gives birth the only boyProbably for the best, can you imagine the poor thing had it been a girl...Hopefully he isn't stricken with her height though.
>>42559736heaven
I think that post Faust mlp was fundamentally directionless compared to Lauren Faust era mlp (s1 up to but not including Canterlot wedding) and this all comes down to the meta-narrative reason why Lauren Faust created FiM in the first place. It being her ultimate critique and commentary on the cartoon industry and the state of children’s media. That reason for the show’s existence dies very quickly after she left. There is no big meta-narrative driving the show after she leaves. There are many examples of such critiques stemming from this big, driving meta-narrative vision that she had. The running joke of no-pony liking pinkies singing in episodes such as part 2 of the premiere, over a barrel and baby cakes was satire, beautiful satire and a great commentary on all the overproduced, unnecessary midi music that plagues so much of children’s movies and shows. A dog and pony show, being another beautiful critique on the trope of the “fight girl” in so much of children’s media by positing the opposite, that women don’t have to become more masculine in order to be strong and it does that beautifully, having rarity use her wits to get out of her situation all the while never changing anything about herself. And then there’s of course the most overarching one which I think is best explained in this quote from a Craig McCracken interview from 2013. “When she (Lauren Faust) grew up, everything that was made for her was never good and everything that was made for her brothers was really high-quality. Why can’t shows for girls be good?”. Why shouldn’t kids media force children to grow mentally and emotionally if they want to be entertained rather than jingling meaningless eye candy in front of kid’s faces and rehashing simple inoffensive themes/morals over and over again, you know? It’s that bitter nourishing rhubarb onto the sugarcoated crust of childhood pie that sits something of a premium these days and is lost in post Faust mlp.The meaningless eye candy jingling of the Tirek fight, the transformations, the castle and practically everything else in the s4 finale and the non-existent character writing with 0 accompanying setup and therefore 0 accompanying payoff of the s3 finale ( the same is true for almost all of s3/4), is a stark contrast to the combined skillful use of discord’s powerful yet self-destructive arrogance and a setup of the entire 1st season to weave together a story with real payoff from real setup by real characters in a real story and this is done constantly throughout Faust era mlp, with most episodes being used to set up other episodes creating a cohesive narrative where everything feeds into everything else rather than contradicting each other, narrative-wise. post Faust mlp basically turned into a parody of itself and exactly the kind of cartoon that she was criticizing, commenting on and poking fun at.
>>42558696>>42559072Zoomers...
>>42558501Got a suit and tie on today, huh?But can't quite help it when the real dips show up, can you?
>>42556194Naw, a bit shallow there. The m6 represent customers, and the thing is that executives are also customers. Your boss is a customer. They purchase your time and effort for the completion of tasks and products. The fact they are higher up on the ladder doesn't mean they know better than you how to preform the one tiny profession which you occupy. The customer is always right in matters of taste, but they likely don't know shit about how you specifically produce that taste given your tools, and available materials, and time.So it is a "executives fuck off" just as much as a "karen fuck off" and even a "fans fuck off."And you know what, it's a "fans fuck off" that WORKS and doesn't make me stare at a lazy ill-intended bastard for 22 minutes with comically exaggerated negative personality traits. Mistral shows are not satire, and neither is that shit. It's nice to see that there actually IS a way to represent a group of fools without being hate-filled to the point of undermining your own point.
>>42559663Fame and misfortune is if suited for success was bad.
>>42559844unf
Hug colts!Kiss colts!Talk about colts!Share colt pics!Basically do anything colt related.Previously >>42482732
>>42558840also its really fucking funny that Rumble don't even look genderbent in that pic kek
>>42558865He's the cutest colt and cutest filly
>>42558861Sure, but then you need to think that each filly needs to somehow wrangle 5 competing colts so they don't accidentally hurt each other.Still, cuddling with 5 colts must be comfy
>promiscuous mother embarrassing you in front of all your friends
Who on dey paddlepop r now?
Previous Thread: >>42512375Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.Vinyl Pastebin Collection-http://pastebin.com/u/Two_EchoA collection of Vinyl stories-https://ponepaste.org/user/TiredAsShitIndividual Vinyl Greens-Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xEFuck You (Anon x Vinyl)https://ponepaste.org/8191Vinyl gets a ride from AnonComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42558855I post drawings plenty. Too much, perhaps.
>>42559886>Too much, perhaps Nonsense, we'll never get too much drawings.
>>42557322real
>>42557652>>42558199>>42558348This is an oddly cute meeting/relationship scenario
>>42559886No need to be modest>>42559953Right? Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery, what will I do?!
I will draw a pony for (You). Post your request below. Note: I reserve the right to not deliver on requests I don't like.
>>42548883
>>42559901kek, that's a good one
IVE FOUND GOLD, THIS THREAD IS IT
>>42559410wide filly
>>42559901Oh, no, Applebloom! Her butt's going to be so sore. Maybe it'll fade by the time she lands.
>>42558666nice duo
>>42555965Haha
>>42559824Quite adorable.
