LAST THREAD: >>42809682Handbook - https://ponepaste.org/11562Story so far - https://ponepaste.org/11558[LASS STATS]Luck - 8Autism - 2Skill - 3Strength - 4
>>42883410Set a salt circle around Doc, Vale, and Page, then investigate upstairs, salt blasters at the ready. Put energy draw runes on the stairs to protect our retreat. Dark-ish chaotic is not to be trifled with, so let's be careful and methodical. It doesn't appear we can see it, maybe Murk can, but that makes things tough. The spirit seems hostile so for now it doesn't deserve more intent announcements than these orders (Murk is free to do his, of course).
>>42883443This will do.
>>42883410Ask what's up there and if anything paranormal has happened around Page or in the store before.
Bump
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It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42881966Ahh good, my brain hasn't been totally fried by gooning to neets. Not yet, at least.
quik dot comic doodle
>>42882660Yes
Is The Failure Song the only time Twilight and Spike sing together?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abuBT0_rMgs
>>42883870The fuck you talking about, secondary?She's the main character. She needs, has to and deserves to be the majority on /mlp/. SHE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER.YOU DARE DENY HER DESTINY?YOU DARE DENY HER RIGHT TO BE THE MAIN THREAD AND MAJOR SCREENTIME ON /mlp/?YOU SOUND JEWISH.DARE DENY HER BIRTHRIGHT?
>>42883859>that look
>>42884431OTP.
>>42884266Detransition to save your life and soul
>>42884439One just wonders why did Twilight made him sleep in a dog bed.
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
>>42881180Wew
>A general for Brick Booty edits, art, and discussion>What is a 'Brick Booty' edit?A Brick Booty edit (generally) refers to an edit of a pony with an image of a brick wall encompassing their rear, with a second image of said pony spouting brick-related dialogue. Though some have taken to drawing their own original works from scratch.>Are there any specific rules?Some prefer to color their bricks in accordance with the pony, but purists prefer the good ol' fashioned brown/red bricks of yore!>Is this a fetish?Technically speaking, yes! It's a sort of SFW/softcore fetish that some anons suggest to be in the realm of "censorship" fetishes, while others see it differently as a transformation fetish of sorts. I've even seen some brick birthing around! Regardless nothing explicit should be contained either in your own drawing or edit within this thread, and the original works used for edits should be suggestive at most, if you're going to share it here.>Isn't this a shitpost?Maybe it was at some point, but something has awoken in some anons (myself included) through certain edits that struck the right chord!>How can I contribute?All it takes is an art program with layers. Gimp or paint.net are free and easy to use! I will attach a png of the brick wall generally used for these edits, as well as a general tutorial on how to create these edits yourself in paint.net. Post your edit below and upload it to derpi if you like!>Derpibooru mods tagging Brick Booty edits as a forced memeThis is so cringe and hopefully they will come around as they realize there is a dedicated community, they're just being really toxic towards our fetish, likely because it is not to their own taste, and they have no empathy.>Other ways to contributeDiscuss ideas that might pique the interest of artists in the community! Greentext! Show your appreciation for these fine mares! Lay the foundation! Trowels out!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42882807limestone or mayor mare mayhaps
>>42882807unf
>>42868950
>>42883927It's so beautiful it's honestly just a refreshing sight this one is purely a marvel without any ulterior motive, I'm telling my grandkids this was snowpity
Brick
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
How would you make a sun plush for Celestia?
>>42884032One hundred percent.
>>42884072I buy it
>>42884072i know nothing about plush making so it might not look good
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42883154That doesn't answer the question
>>42884551Same, only received an exploded pinkie pie with a card (and my main gift). I'm not complaining, but I find this odd compared to previous years.
Oh man in these past years I've made bunch of friends here, both in this event and on this board so now I am getting bunch of extra cards Thank you so much anons, I love you all
I hope all of your faggot packages get lost in the mail I hate you all so much
I blame tariffs from the burgers and politics melting everyone's brains more so than usual.Can we just have World War 3 and get it over and done with?
Previous thread: >>42854653>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42884546you're a fruit
I wish I could come back here but I cant because admins are still bent over drama they made for themselves years ago
>>42884429I saw it ages ago and I don't remember it at all, but I know it was good. We should watch it, sure
>>42884561translation: "i wish i could come back here but I can't because i was too retarded and got banned and i caused such a problem that my appeals have been denied, but i like to blame it on everyone else except myself"
>>42884561There are many other great pony sims to choose from!-------This post was fact-checked by ponies who left
Pickle Barrel edition! Previous Thread: >>42808893
>>42882773its cute
>>42882143>dtcx97you have good taste
>>42882290I want to get a handful of it!
Rumble is dead...
>>42884586tired of being his brother's cocksleeve.
MISS /MLP/ 2025 WINNER EDITIONPrevious thread: >>42803930Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
>>42882513By sillying her way in.
I love BG (Beautiful Goddess) mares!
>>42883951Bwoooooomp
cute mare!
“Does anyone still like me at all or even remember me?”
Oh yes, Sunny.
If Anonmare gets pregnant, is it gayer to carry a son or a daughter?Previous thread: >>42691388Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11239https://ponepaste.org/11575
>>42884157>She taps her hoof while Bulk stalls>Tappa>Whimper>Tappa>Whimper>A raised eyebrow>Trembling hooves covering his mouth>A swish of a steel blue mane>His façade cracks. "OKAY! OKAY I THOUGHT IF I SNUCK HER GEAR IN SHE'D DO A STRIPPER PARTY, MAYBE EVEN PUT OUT!">Holy shit you can actually see steam coming out of Flitterheart's ears>If only Pinkie were here, she'd have an inexplicable tub of popcorn>>"YOU WHAT!?">Damn, Flitter can fly fast. She is RIGHT up in his face now.>"BABE IT WAS BEFORE WE WERE DATING!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42884161Lovin the drama. Also how everypony apparently hates/is scared of The Pink One.But the water is rising and Twi is out of order! Now is the time for Anonmare to act and save the day!
>>42883388We're the good guys.
>>42882775>Rarity sighed as another small gust nudged her needle out of place again>The 3rd time since Rainbow had dropped by for an impromptu visit this afternoon to chat with the seamstress >While normally this would be a lovely surprise that Rarity would be all to glad to indulge and even welcome for the company one of her friends could bring while she worked on her latest outfit, today's visit from the prismatic pegasus was proving to be quite the bother>Just as Rainbow was preparing to launch into another tirade about a recent favourite topic of her's Rarity cut her friend off >"Rainbow Anonymous isn't a bad mare why do you insist that sh-">"Uhh news flash Rarity Anonymous acts like a jerk and has the villain palette!">"...Villain palette?" the unicorn asked, turning to look over her glasses and cocking a brow at her friends accusations >"Yep, black, green and more green and more black! total villain colours. PLUS Anon is so... so.. well she sucks!">"Rainbow Dash I've heard quite enough about this! I'd have thought that judging somepony by their coat was a lesson you'd learned during the Zecora debacle but instead you're flapping about my boutique insisting a mare, whom you know nothing about by the way, is somehow a villain in disguise." Rarity scolded>Rubbing her temple with a hoof she continued "You can't simply claim somepony is a villain because you dislike their attitude let alone their colour palette, I mean why in Equestria would you say her colours make her villainous?">"Oh lets see, Sombra black mane and tail, green evily magic." Rainbow started , landing on her hooves and using the feathers of her wing to count as she listed off her justifications for her baseless claims of villainy >"Discord? black mane, green leg. Chrysalis? All black and green! Nightmare moon was totally black and I think even one of those diamond mutts that kidnapped you had green eyes!" She ranted, folding a feather down for each villain she drew comparison to Anonymous with>Siting on her haunches to cross her forelegs she frowned "Plus she's such a wet blanket, calls me nasty names whenever I say hi all because of a few pranks! and did you know she's NEVER let pinkie throw her a party?! not even once! I'm telling you Rarity, villain colours, villain attitude, this time next week she'll find some mystic doodad and try to take over Ponyville." Rainbow huffed.>"...Rainbow that isn't... well. just because somepony looks and acts like a villain doesn't mean they are one surely." Rarity defended to Rainbow's unamused expression Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42884572>Rarity frowned and turned back to the dress she was supposed to be focused upon>She HAD indeed picked up on the reoccurring phenomena of green and black in their enemies but until now had dismissed it entirely out of hoof as nothing more than coincidence>But with Rainbow's impassioned tirade on their mutual acquaintances behaviour in mind... perhaps she was onto something>Anonymous wasn't a friendly pony, she was dour, grumpy and sometimes quite rude>Practically never leaving her bungalow at the edge of town unless she desperately needed to>It wasn't as if she was shy either, she simply loathed socialising to such an extent as to be the sole pony in all of Ponyville to escape Pinkie pie's surprise parties. >Repeatedly! >The mare had closed herself off so firmly from everypony else that no one even bothered to speak to her anymore, her stiff resistance to participating in the community and even a genuine scuffle with some ponies had cemented another fact of life in the town as accepted as Pinkie's oddness or Rainbows propensity to crashes >Anonymous the unicorn wanted to be left alone, but did that make her a villain in the making or perhaps...>"I think in a way you might be onto something Rainbow." Rarity decided>"you... wait you're on my side now? Aw yeah! lets get the girls and go kick her fl-">"We have a friendship problem on our hooves!" the alabaster unicorn declared
>"Do you like my new bikini Anon?"
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>>42883466>>42884258
>>42879310need fs gf
Previous Thread: >>42776200Smugthena EditionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42865269>>42884190>>42884215>new twilight>none have wingsI'm thinking today is a blessed day.
>>42884190Based drawfren>>42884215>Plan to cast her in metalWill you post her when she's finished?
>>42884235Yeah, but it might be a bit because ive still got a floorb to do too since ive been putting her off to do /ss/
>>42884190Unf
