>>42884123
Imagine. But guess what? That's not the scenario in the episode. You can imagine all you want, that doesn't change the actual events taking place. Just because some hypothetical alt universe AJ is maybe the incredible hulk doesn't mean that this situation isn't blatantly unfair and cheating to the AJ it's happening to. None of this changes the fact that RD shouldn't be allowed to dangle her opponent over the mud pit at all, since again, it still makes it impossible for the pony hanging to win since they are just going to immediately fall in too.

>>42884130
If we're just going to disregard all possible hypotheticals and refuse to engage with the value of equivalences or general principals on any level, that's fine.

In that case, my argument is dead simple.
AJ said "I didn't think I had to." "Didn't" is past tense, because it is no longer the case. Now, she knows she did have to.
So she was wrong and admits it.

WHY she was wrong is a question we can only touch on if we once more allow general principals to be a part of the conversation.

>>42884138
>AJ said "I didn't think I had to." "Didn't" is past tense, because it is no longer the case. Now, she knows she did have to.
>So she was wrong and admits it.
Wrong that she could trust Dash? Yea, she was. None of this proves Dash didn't cheat. All you've done is show how Dash is cheating. Don't try yto come at me for "ignoring possible hypotheticals" or "general principles" when you're sitting here refusing to acknowledge that stuff like the long jump is literally unwinnable by whoever goes first with the way RD played, even if they are a pegasus. Or ignoring how nothing AJ can do in the tug of war results in her not falling in the mud and and meeting the loss condition regardless of what action she takes.
>WHY she was wrong is a question we can only touch on if we once more allow general principals to be a part of the conversation.
She's not wrong about RD cheating, because even another pegasus of equal skill and strength wouldn't be able to beat RD with the way she was playing. You just don't want to acknowledge that RD is objectively, absolutely in the wrong here.

>>42884145
Another pegasis of equal skill could absolutely beat RD. All they have to do is put her in the mud. It's very simple. If you imagine it, in your head, right now, two pegasi pulling on opposite end of a rope, can you not think of a way that one of them might force the other into the mud?

>>42884156
Still ignoring the long jump event?
>Pegasus 1 jumps
>RD sees how far they go
>Use her wings to flutter further
>Wins
Or
>Pegasus 1 jumps and uses their wings to go really far
>RD sees how far they went
>Uses her wings to flutter further
>Wins
This event becomes impossible for the first competitor to win no matter what they do, since RD can always just flutter further. Even another pegasus cannot beat her here if she uses her wings. Whoever goes first simply loses by default if RD is the next one up, regardless of if they're a pegasus or not. As such, Rainbow using her wings the way she did is absolutely cheating, since even another pegasus would not be able to counter it.

>>42881295
That’s just normal Trixie. But I do love the idea that she would see it as if she was acting differently. That normally she would see her usual actions as not even having to try. As opposed to trying hard now, even though she’s just doing the same things.

>>42873725
Letting her son put a baby in her was the only she thought she would get any rest. She was wrong.

>>42867596
Anotha one

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Cousin grump needs her hollies jollied.

>>42883932
I’ll rock her around on my christmas tree.

currently cuddling a mare
I won

Poll: Where did you first propose to your true love?

>>42879743
I vibecoded this thing because I couldn't find any server scripts, changed 127.0.0.1:5103 to 127.0.0.1:5102 in the Tampermonkey script.
https://pastebin.com/r6UiHx8u
Would be nice if anyone posted a proper script.

>why are mares like this?

*whinnies into the stables kawaiiilisticly*

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>>42883565
Busy season kept me from gettin in as early as I would've liked.

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>>42880408
I haven't run the numbers, but the theory is sound.

>>42882775
Anonmare is good, actually

>>42880705
>Bulk comes up to you, as quiet as a roided up ungulate can
>Which isn't very, but still. Looking very guilty too.
"Alright man, what's up?"
>"So, uh, just remembered..."
>You turn the world 45 degrees clockwise
>"Pinkie miiiiiight have a scuba tank stashed somewhere..."
>
>
"And you're telling us now, because..?"
>His face gets redder, but he doesn't answer suspiciously fast or slow; "It was a couple years ago, alright? I forgot..."
>Something tells you there's about to be emotional damage. You're developing a sixth sense for this.
>Would've been nice EARLIER but ok.
>Almost automatically, you stand aside to let The Trix off the leash, but it's Mooriel's voice that reams his ass instead.
>>"He's hiding something! I knooOOOow the face of a rat!"

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>>42884157
>She taps her hoof while Bulk stalls
>Tappa
>Whimper
>Tappa
>Whimper
>A raised eyebrow
>Trembling hooves covering his mouth
>A swish of a steel blue mane
>His façade cracks. "OKAY! OKAY I THOUGHT IF I SNUCK HER GEAR IN SHE'D DO A STRIPPER PARTY, MAYBE EVEN PUT OUT!"
>Holy shit you can actually see steam coming out of Flitterheart's ears
>If only Pinkie were here, she'd have an inexplicable tub of popcorn
>>"YOU WHAT!?"
>Damn, Flitter can fly fast. She is RIGHT up in his face now.
>"BABE IT WAS BEFORE WE WERE DATING!"

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>>42884147
>The words were registered, but couldn't be received by her.
>"Don't worry, I'm here for you, man. I'm always here for you."
>He looked back to her and smile
>And hugged her
>And she hugged back
>But it was short lived
>Anon pulled himself back
>back together
>and scooted himself over to the stereo system
>Records lined the shelf space under the receiver and the record player
>Anon immediately went to rifling through album after album, shopping for something just right
>Vinyl had a playset she would always default to when it was her turn to play
>Octy had her own backlog of 'underappreciated' classics she needed to impart on her friends
>And all the records were strewn together haphazardly over the years; the quiet divide arranged by Octy and Vinyl being mixed up repeatedly for years after Anon came into the picture was completely destroyed.

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>>42884148
>A pause ensued as the jazz lightly explored the space beyond the living room to the kitchen the hallway, bouncing from nook and cranny and back to the ears of the two friends
>The trumpet and the saxophone were fighting for time split between them, while the double bass held steady
>The trumpet breaks out for space only for a sharp pitch blare from the saxophone to cut in and solo itself
"What have you been up to?"
>"Nothing"
>Nothing
>"You?"
"Nothing here too."
>...
"I feel like my head's in a holding pattern"
>"A holding pattern"
"Ya know, when you're stuck in a plane and can't land. You're circling in the air, not allowed to land."
>"Ah... I guess I'm the same"
>The saxophone slows down and the trumpet is let in this time

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>>42884149
>Anon stood up and turned off the machine and gently lifted the needle
>He put away the record and then went back on his knees and flicked through the records again
>Each one he silently disapproved of, finding it not fitting his desires
>One after another after another, until he was at the end
>And then sighed, rubbing one palms over his eye
>And then the other
>The corners of his mouth trembled
>He's fighting so hard
>Vinyl walks down and sit back beside him
>Rubbing his back up and down
>And then in a tone, she had never heard before
"I miss her so much"
>A raw sincerity washed over Vinyl and she wrapped herself around him
>"It's okay, I'm here"

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>>42884151
>All three of them out there on the pier infront an ocean on cloudy day
>The first time, Vinyl felt out of place
"Fuck"
>He smiled
"What a day"
>The best two friends she had in the world together all day
>"It really was fun"
>She hated that day
"We should go back, sometime"
>"Yeah?"
"Yeah, it'd be fun. Just you and me"
>"Then let's do it."
"Yeah, let's do the rides, the docks, the shops, everything we did and didn't do"
>"Yeah, let's go"

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>>42884152
>Before he could get a word in after Vinyl slipped, she slammed the door and collapsed to the ground, propping her back to the door
>I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
>"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY"
"Vinyl, open up!"
>Anon banged on the door
>She started sobbing and pressing the palm her hand into her face, shoving the glasses to her fingers and her palms into her eyes
>"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY"
>The door stopped making noise
>"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY"
>Why did she have to fuck up right now at the very last minute
>Why did she have to ruin everything
>It was hard enough before
>It only got worse
>And just when one thing might go right for her in life, she had to fuck it all up

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>>42883414
>what if you wanted to lose your ticket?
then you would be a faggot like OP

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>>42883414
Well, if she -really- wanted to, that means she's unsatisfied: her marriage is unhappy and will eventually break anyway with my help.
So, the answer is yes, but I doubt Equestria has many shitty and unhappy marriages, it's not a shithole like Earth. Very unlikely to ever happen.
And like >>42883469 mentioned, there's also lesbo-couples, which would instead gain me two cute marewives for the price of one because they need dick. The OG lesbian was bi btw, only a conformation to the fact that "lesbian" is just a synonym for "bisexual female".

>>42883570
Based swinger

>>42883414
Yeah, married mares are fucking wild in bed. They are fucking pent up because their weak husbands cannot satisfy them properly.
>>42883422
>>42883423
>>42883459
>>42883469
>>42883473
>>42883570
>>42883619
>>42883832
Holy shit, the amount of low T cucks and faggots in this thread is crazy. The mare approaches them herself and asks if they want to have sex, but they refuse and hide behind some useless fucking morals. Hilarious.

>>42883414
1. Mayor Mare isn't married.
2. Spoiled Rich is married.
3. Ms. Harshwhinny isn't married, its also evident by her name.
4. Mrs. Shy is obviously married.
5. Stellar Flare is alluded to be a widower as Sunbursts dad isn't anywhere to be seen or mentioned.

Thats 3 unmarried, older mares you can plap.

>ponut.space

Wow, never expected my site would be naturally picked up here, I never chose to advertise it here for fear it may get smutty'd. The funny thing is it did get smutty'd and has been down for about a month because of that, and I'm unsure if I have the will to bring it back online. Cloudflare nuked me without saying anything and when I went snooping the files out of curiosity and found the shit I immediately contacted authorities (as required by law) and hired a lawyer. I had enabled detection for this shit on CF but at some point they disabled it, I believe because they changed how it worked and I needed to check a new box to agree to something.

I'm still in the process of handling it, but because of the amount of risk I realized I was putting myself in I may not bring it back online. I've kept quiet about it for quite a while even to friends because I figured there may be an investigation but after speaking with authorities recently it seems there may not be.

hey what the fuck happened to ponibooru

>>42884066
You mean original ponibooru, or later replacements like pbooru and ponybooru?

>>42880137
>Filly (formerly Floorb)
now that's what I call based, OP.

>>42884053
Shouldn't you be protected by section 230? Or are you based outside of the US?

>>42882273
kek

>>42881618
the great and pepperoni trixie

>>42882637
the garlic and saucy Trixie!

5 on sandbox

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>>42883774
sorry here

>>42883787
Thank you for your hard work.

>>42883798
really cool design actually

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>>42882421
Anon shut the fuck up.

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>>42883046

>h-he noticed our shilling!
>N-NO NO NO CALL THE JANNIES BAN HIM BAN HIM HE'S """"TROLLING"""" US
Connigers are so pathetic. Imagine crying to the janny because your offboarder shilling got noticed.

Totally real and organic bump here

>>42883067
I loved the frosties that were standing at one of the windows

>>42882551
If you decide to become a farmer or rancher you can stick your hand in cow ass rather frequently.

>>42883604
I would rather just stick with cartoon cowbutt

>>42883607
This
>Real cows
Stink, are dumb, poop a lot and step in it
>Arizona
Still stinks but she can bathe herself properly and also can poop in a toilet

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>>42883604
>>42883607
>>42883771
do not the cow

>>42884111
I WILL THE CAO!

>>42882878
Look at her multitasking!

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>>42883417
She needs some incentive to not use her horn. Maybe with a horn ring that uses some of her maigc output to turn up a hidden vibrator. And anti grip shoes to make her mouth necessary for every task.

>>42876889
Are horngasms a thing in your story ?
Cause I was wondering if your Anon couldnt in the future try some experimental nerve crossing, or some other less invasive procedure, to make magic use be almost pleasure inducing.
Could be a fun next project to work on Twilight or Rarity.

>>42879290

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the gift that keeps on giving

>>42883893
cancer?

>>42883881
>>42883885
>>42883893
>rape

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>>42883958
NOOOO TWILIGHT STOP RAPING FILLIES NOOOO

>>42881650
smol

>>42880374
>>42880264
Poner love

>>42881650
Extremely important research material

bop