>taps at your knee to get your attention>”So you think just because you’re tall and us ponies need to look up to make eye contact with you that makes you the superior lifeform? Hmmmmmm?
>>42880044>>42879554>Hmm hmm, now let have a look at that little tallywhacker of yours~
this thread gave me a throbbing erection
>>42880269
>>42878494I REALLY need an image of Anon doing this and patting Rarity's head while she seethes.
>>42880478No
Platonic shipping thread
>>42876032I wish Lightning Dust was given a real second chance instead of becoming an edgy one-off rival. She's a cool character and having a competitive pegasus friend for RD would've been nice. They could have done an episode on her exploring how to reconcile with crushed dreams and make a better future for yourself when shit doesn't go your way. Oh what I would give for an episode that includes RD shooting the shit with Gilda and Lightning Dust.
>>42879233that would require post s3 writers to be actually good writers so sadly it is just a mere dream for a potentially good episode
>>42879228kek
>>42879228Is that Fausticorn on the right?
>>42879233The original script had LD be reasonable and admit RD was right. But someone higher up decided RD was not allowed to have another tomboy flying friend for whatever backwards reason I forgot.
Previous Thread: >>42750993Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.Story List:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)Grey:https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)BetAnon:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879944Unable to easily turn my body, I turned my head with wide eyes to find her smiling at me as I said "Well they weren't until you said that!">Applejack then sultrily replied "Oh don't be fussin. You're still safe and comfortable like I promised right.">I had to admit she was right. Besides if they sat in my lap so often without worry, I didn't see that I had any right to complain about nipples in my back."Yes. I will say to anyone that asks that you've kept your word." I replied.>That got a big smile from Applejack as she declared "There's that honesty and good manners we like so much." And then I felt a wave of heat coming from her lower bits into my butt. "But I feel like I'm hogging the spotlight here so..">Then Applejack spread her legs, which spread mine even wider! She used her palms on my shoulders to help me keep my balance.>Naturally I looked forward to make certain I wasn't falling in either direction. That's when I got the NEXT surprise!>Looking up at me from UNDERNEATH the table were senpai and Pinkie SMILING at me!Naturally I articulately exclaimed "Guahh!" at the surprising sight!>And that got giggles from all of the girls.>Then senpai asked "Hey Pinkie, what's that poking out of your shirt?>As she reached in and pulled it out, Pinkie said "Why it's my special banana.">Senpai asked "Ooh! What's special about it?">Pinkie replies "It has a name."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879945Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins!Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and therefore time for another installment of How to be Dense!This time Pinkie gets some spotlight out of her cooking skills!And we start the second bet check!Next installment on next Tuesday!ERECTION!
>>42879877Oh neat, thanks.
>>42879945>>42879951neat update
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42717396
>>42878937based
>>42879841I thought you meant Vanu Sovereignty and got a little excited...
>>42878550R.Meat was absolutely broken, sure its accurate for big animals to give meat like that, but it also killed the food scarcity.
>>42878261No update, world reset. I don't know WHY the fuck people are fine with tyrone jobbing again and locking ground chalk/limestone behind a quern while a hammer can somehow process ore just fine. Getting resin as a solo player and enough flax to get a windmill instead of spending 10+ minutes afk on the quern is fucking aids. Fuck 1.21.0I agree with this anon>>42880448That new boiler mod also looks broken, people are complaining about bugs in commentsOnly thing I absolutely hated was how expensive these steam engines were for how shit they were, stacking them together didn't even fucking work.
>>42880463>I don't know WHY the fuck people are fine with tyrone jobbing again and locking ground chalk/limestone behind a quern while a hammer can somehow process ore just fine. Getting resin as a solo player and enough flax to get a windmill instead of spending 10+ minutes afk on the quern is fucking aids. Fuck 1.21.0Someone already fixed thathttps://mods.vintagestory.at/crushablelime
MISS /MLP/ 2025 WINNER EDITIONPrevious thread: >>42803930Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
>>42879024why would twilight lie to her like that?
>>42879024
>>42879881got too silly
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>>42879885Reading a lot helps. I'm talking mainly about published works as opposed to fanfiction. Find authors that you like and pay attention to how they write and try to adapt that into your own style.Consider also journalling, writing down thoughts that come to you in a notebook or word processing app.
>>42879885You don't. I'm terrible. You're terrible. We're all terrible.
>>42879885Sell your soul to a demon
>>42879885Not sure honestly, I try to write in a way that would be compelling to me and emulate what hooks me when I myself read. I guess you just write how you best think to write then absorb constructive criticism and feedback from yourself and the people who read your stuff
>>42879885You don't.
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I ship detective Anon with daring do
>>42880111Now that would make for an interesting pairing.
>>42880111Got a link to detective anon?
>>42880451He exists in 2 pieces of art, no story unfortunately
>Luna why did I just receive a letter from twilight asking what she should do with an alicorn colt she is looking after that claims you're his mother?
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>>42879301maybe, but its still difficult either way.
>>42879431>Eat it, NERDS
>>42879983>*Crashes into Principal Celestia's brand new Porsche*
>>42880160I think you mean >*Crashes into Celestia's new VW Golf*
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>>428802613 possabilities1. There are two tamers and they had a little brbreaky wakie and then made kissie and made uppies, but actually their disagreements will continue to simmer from now on.2. Every single time he puts out either a mare or a stallion video or a dandy or a mlp video, a huge portion of his viewship checks out while another portion activates. This is horrendous for virality, makes youtube much less likely to recommend your videos, causes the algorithm to reevaluate how it treats people who are subscribed to you. Having a channel dedicated to each of your audiences is ultimately going to be more profitable than having a single well-supplied channel. Thus, that stunt was potantially an attempt to engeneer an understandable narrative for his audience that doesn't involve him admitting that he's caving to the force of hatred some people have for his dramatic homo stuff.3. Having spent the last 3 months creating and animating storylines involving breakups specifically so that his recent works would share that theme when this specific episode eventually came out, his tiny autistic brain thought it would be a good idea to represent that theme within the character he personally plays as well, and then he backpedaled when the reality of his actions hit.
>>42880403I been ghosted since july and dont really care anymore honestly i think the content has fallen off and the lie of su coming back only to be in 20 mins of an hour video is lame as fuck and just not interesting
>i talked to le tamers owo >no I wont provide proof teehee at least spec had the balls to leak his own chats with tamers youre just bragging
>>42880422nigga cattle i am him i always been him i am him u fucking retarded idiot i dont use this shit site anymore nor do i care about tamers slop shit but i dont mind talking bout my time with whatever one i was friends with because what do i go to lose or hide
>>42879591Fantastic
Let's get another one of these threads going.Wherein ponies don't have genitalia. Any art or stories/greens or anything else you want to share, do it here.(Also, we all know what Faust said, and we all know about Pinkie in The Last Round Up. We don't care, consider it an AU if you will.)Some good stories about featureless Equestria:https://ponepaste.org/4035 (Rainbow Dash)https://ponepaste.org/4041 (Applejack)https://ponepaste.org/4475 (Twilight)https://ponepaste.org/4485 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/4483 (Pinkie)https://ponepaste.org/5108 (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10171 (Lyra)
>>42879000>cars don't have vaginas, therefore they cannot break down
>>42879537invulnerability=/=immortality
>>42874209Featureless mares awkwardly dressing sexy to humor my ape lust is fucking PEAK
>>42876425She doesn't count.
>>42876403Slampig
A THREAD FOR FILLIES ONLYTO TALK ABOUT THE COOLEST POPSTAR EVR#PIPP PETALS
>>42879701>HFW the fried food cart arrives
>>42877388Fo sho
>>42879494But Pipp is already cheating on Zipp with the Pipsqueaks.
>>42878125No. It's meant to compete with skibidi toilet and TikTok slop. Except a syndicated format can NEVER compete with spontaneously gone viral videos and memes that are already old hat when an entire cartoon episode is just written, so it's obviously the brainchild of severely out of touch boomers.
I love BG (Beautiful Goddess) mares!
>>42879713
Pink qt
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42827539
>>42880277Nah dude my empty bump imagedump general is good
>>42880277>>42880298on my way to bump the rainbow dash, twilight sparkle, etc. general with a image of the said pony contributing nothing of value to the board just as Moot intended
>>42880307>>42880298completely organic bumps btw
I warmed my horse pussy fleshlight up too much last night and burned my cock. It still hurts to touch any fabric on the head this morning.Also this new captcha sucks and "Verification Not Req" is broken on 4chanxt
>>42880449bro is transitioning to female at this rate his weinus is being burnt off
Post ponies in lingerie
>>42879201>>42877819>>42876615alright the thread has convinced me to jerk off
>Page 10!
>>42879972Chest pieces on ponies confuse me. There's nothing to hide.
>>42880281They're trying to please (You)
>>42880459I don't know anypony called (You)
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>>42880442We fucking missed you derpcutie :D
