>>42946587
IWTCIZS

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>>42947627
She would never act like this, out of character, but pics are nice for purposes.

>>42947633
Why is she as toll as Izzy now? this is ridiculous

>42940717
Zipp if Tale your Tales wasn't a big pile of trash

>>42947795
>Tale your Tales

>>42948139
>Would Granny Smith make Apple Bloom smoke a candy cigarette?
Probably. The old nag seems like the kind of troll who would do that.

>>42948146
>For the first few days you expected to wake up to reality in a swamp or tied up in a chair in a Chinese restaurant's backroom or even expected not to wake up at all. It never came though you're still here making a new life trying to be decent.
>That’s enough reminiscing for today you’ve gotta get ready for work soon. Thank god for Mr.Cake he took pity on you when you were asking around for work plus you're pretty sure he’s paying you a bit extra something about stallions looking out for stallions.
“Alright the sun’s up you need to get home.” You start to nudge her to move but realize that not only did she fall asleep on your lap she seems to have latched onto you as a sort of safety blanket.
>You really should wake her up since knowing the little shitheels at her school might see this and tease her about falling asleep in some stallion's lap. On the other hand she looks so peaceful that you don’t really want to wake her up and ruin this.
>As you have this internal debate with yourself you see Applejack walking up your little pathway at first with a concerned look on her face but once you lock eyes with her she seems to calm down.
>“Mister Anon I am so sorry about her bothering you again I’ve been trying to talk to her about not waking stallion durin their beauty sleep in all but-” You put a hand up and wave her over to you.
“It’s fine Appletrax, I don’t mind her coming over when she needs to. I just didn’t want you worried about where she ran off to.”
>”I’d wish you call me by my right name Mister Anon.”
“And I’d like it if you dropped the mister title.” she frowned at you saying this.
>For some ungodly reason you and Applejack have been at odds since you’ve been here not like you're at one another’s throats but rather you try to steer clear of her because she’s the embodiment of honesty and you're a con man.
>She’s very adamant about you being a great influence for Applebloom and someone who she can trust to be around her sister but time and time again you try to explain to this dumb little pony that she really shouldn’t put all her trust into you since she doesn’t really know you.
>As you two are preparing to argue about ‘trust and honesty’ again, you feel something stirring in your lap and you both watch as Applebloom raises her head up slowly, blinking and looking around.
>”Good Morning sugarcube did ya sleep well?” Applejack giggled while Applebloom looked around and soon shock and embarrassment seemed to take over. She quickly hopped off your lap and tried to stand straight up.
>”I ah don’t know what ya mean! Let’s go home!” Applebloom turned her head and gave you a polite bow before she started running on the path back home.

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>>42948149
“Thank me for what?” You don’t feel like you did anything special. All you did was sit in your chair and pet a pony that’s not really praise worthy.
>”I know Applebloom talks to you about her nightmares. Celestia knows I've tried to help her but it seems you do something and she feels all better so thank you.” You're getting a bit choked up here.
“That’s very kind of you-”
>”I’ve even asked Twilight and she mentioned something about paternal DNA? Something about it running in stallion’s of every species. Either way I just wanted to thank ya for being there for her. She ain't the most mareish filly but she’s tryin her best.”
>You don’t know whether to be annoyed because she ruined a tender moment or laugh either way fuck these gay little ponies for making you care.
“Thanks Applejack.” With that she tipped her cowboy hat and began her own walk home. With that done you stood up stretched and walked back inside.
>You still had a few hours before work so for now you could sit back relax and not worry about any more interuptio-
>KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK!
>Jesus christ whoever was at your door either was dying or you owed serious money to. Actually that second part did scare you a bit so going to a window you peeked open the blinders to see who it was and low and behold purple the 8 pages is standing at your door looking agitated.
>Opening the door you're met with a tsunami of word vomit the likes of that the Japanese are still recovering from to this day.
>”HI ANON SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT I NEED A FAVOR MAY I COME INSIDE THIS IS URGENT!” You managed to piece only that set of words together since the rest all mangled together like each thing she was saying kept tripping over one another.
You were a bit weary about letting her in since right now she gave you that homeless crackhead who stabs you for your shoes vibe but she is a decent friend some days she pushes it sometimes but you can do her a solid and hear her out.
"Sure, come in, just sit down and relax, you look badshit insane.” While letting her in you walked into your kitchen and checked your fridge and grabbed an apple cider you planned on drinking later but instead put it on the coffee table in front of her she probably needs it more than you.
She takes the drink and starts to down it faster than you could blink but it seemed to help since the hairs that were standing up seemed to fall back in line slowly.

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>>42948153
>”NO THEY CAN’T KNOW!” She shot up from sitting like she’d gotten a surprise colonoscopy and was inches away from your face. “Anon please you can’t tell them I need this to stay a secret!”
“Christ in a handbasket, did you kill someone?” You very gently shoved the purple terror away from your face. It seems your question at least somewhat snapped her out of her spiral.
>“No! No nothing like that, it's just.” She sighed heavily and looked you in the eyes almost pleading silently. “Can you promise not to tell anyone what I'm about to ask you?”
>You felt like this was starting to get above your fictional paygrade. You don’t hate Twilight but getting involved in whatever this is sounds like it’s going to not only take your whole day but there's a good chance a friendship lesson is inbound and you sure don’t need to hear one of those.
>On the other hand she’s been decent to you, she’s helped you get acclimated and let you bum in her castle for a while. Rubbing your temple you look at her and she’s got those puppy dog eyes and looking at it you knew your fate was sealed.
“I promise I won’t tell anyone what you ask me here.”
>”Thank you Anon.” She smiled once she had made her promise. Taking a deep breath she asked. “Can you be my date to the moonlight prance soirée?”
>Taking a finger you make sure to clean your ear since you're pretty sure you misheard her.
“Sorry I think I misheard you, could you say that again?” She looked more nervous but quickly spoke again.
>”Would you be my date to the moonlight prance soirée? Please?”
>So she did say that and you weren’t losing your hearing. Now the question is why you? It couldn’t be some weird power play thing of her flexing that she’s porking an alien or would it be called truffling here?
>Either way that isn’t twiggles style if anything that would be skittles agenda but then if not that why you? I mean she’s a princess it can't be that hard for her to get a date with prestige like that?
>Sure she’s not the greatest at speaking to stallions. I mean those self help books she pretends not to read definitely show that but still it can’t be impossible for her right?
“I’m not saying no but I am curious. Why me? You're a princess after all, wouldn't it be easy to toss a stone in a crowd of stallions and pick from there?”

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>>42948155
>Well from what you know about her I mean you haven’t shown your true colors to these little ponies and don’t plan to. You notice her taking a deep breath before she speaks.
>”So me and Celestia were talking and she asked if I had found a special somepony yet and I didn’t want to say I didn’t so I lied but I was going to admit I was lying when I noticed she was so happy for me that I couldn’t admit what I said was wrong. Afterwards she invited me and him to the moonlight prance soirée saying that she couldn’t wait to see him and that was weeks ago and now I'm panicking because if I asked any other pony they might tell Celestia before I do and-”
>Cutting her panicked ramblings you grab her face and look her in the eyes you hear her gasp but you have to do shit like this to stop her from spiraling since she’ll start going into every minute detail.
“I think I got most of it so correct me if I get anything wrong but you lied to Celestia, need a fake date to also lie to her and you didn’t ask anyone else because you're worried they can’t lie to her right?” She nods her head in your hands
“What makes you think I can lie to her? I mean she’s the pseudo-god? Eternal ruler? Whatever she is, she's pretty high up there and I'm just some dude. What makes me the best choice?”
>”I-I guess you're right sorry for bothering you Anon.” She’s about to magic herself out of your grasp and leave when you tighten your grip ever so slightly.
“Relax I didn’t say no I’m down to help you with this I just wanted to know why me? I mean wouldn’t she think something's up with you dating an alien?”
>”She might congratulate me because you're an alien.” She says with squished cheeks. Releasing her cheeks you smile. You forgot that these little bastards, as cute as they are, can be deviants.
“First things first, when's the soirée?”
>”Tomorrow” she smiled nervously.
“Tomorrow? You’re fucking with me right?” She just held that awkward smile she was doing before, taking a deep breath you sigh heavily. Might as well start looking into getting a new suit made since you still haven’t gotten around to fixing the old one and it still has stains of swamp water and blood.

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>>42947370
death by 1000 fillies

>>42947915
sleepy filler

>>42947915
Moldy

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>>42946904
>“But I’m just saving 2!”

>>42947287
I'll gather the ingredients to fuck this statue to death

>>42947738
bouncy marshmallow

>>42947946
Marshy bouncemallow

>>42947362
so are you but im not complaining about that

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soon! gimme like a day to round out the rest of the previous chapter and i'll post it again in its completed form this time, like a refresher

>>42946019
>am i banned from equestria?
yes, daily

>>42947546
Sweet

>>42946912

>>42941957
>>42945403
These are very cute. Is there more of them?

>>42946221

>>42947307

>>42947549

>>42947918

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>>42947997
badmare

>>42947997
>>42948001
angery

11 EFT

>>42947997
>You got mare Pepsi
>>42948001
>It's Diet Pepsi

Testing out new roles and equipment on TTT
Squishy also fixed the ragdolls.

>>42946174

>>42946773
With mares on your heart you can do anything

>>42947195

>>42947507

>>42947825

9

>>42947150

>>42947513

>9

>>42947318

>>42947552

>>42947827

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Rarity made an oopsie and now the other slaves are mad at her because they have extra chores.

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Maidlestia daki

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Maidpone struggles with cleaning tall objects (she's not allowed to fly in the house)

>>42948000
But I do miss you, bitch.

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>>42947987
Why else have a skybox?
I'm genuinely curious.

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>>42948096
Good place to put stuff that wouldn't fit in the ground level.

>>42948101
le masonic castle

>>42947573
The resulting gravitational field would cause Equestria to collapse into a black hole

>>42947578
their entire universe should be one giant mane bow

>>42947612
I could see a magical universe like that, all the stars being scattered on a giant ribbon.

>>42948080
does this mean filly twilight sparkle is going to get jealous and try to take over equestria

>>42946311
Nice, I don’t see black haired Eris often

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>>42946844
Nah, I've told him about her hair being white or silver. He'll correct it. The mane on her neck can stay that way, though.

>>42947283
She’s gonna look great regardless

>>42945535
After going 11 months without drinking, she decided once was enough.