>Hey buddy you didn’t hear this from me but here goes: Applejack totally has a crush on you. Yep thats right good ol’ honest, stoic Applejack won’t say it outright but shes into you. In fact if you were to rush over to Sweet Apple Acres, pick her up and give her a passionate smooch on the lips right now, she would ask you to marry her tomorrow. You can trust me, were friends after all and I would never lead you astray. I just want you both to be happy.
>>42945722Yea and she'd break my wrist for eating a sellin crop
>>42945732They sell apples. I'm pretty sure the rest of the garden is for their own consumption.
>>4294573099% of Applejacks screen time is something related to her farm. She has as much free time an asian sweat shop slave.
>>42942005>like a mare in shining armorlike futa cadence?
>>42945749She has more free time than Rarity does. The only non work things she does is going to the spa.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread: >>42849711The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKS>Draw Thread Information -https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42944313Looks great
>8
Adult Cozy Glow counseling/tutoring any filly or colt. Ideally in a cute way.
>>42944538>>42944789>>42944872thank you for the kind words, anons! Always happy to deliver more pony's>>42895431gorushi woes
>>42937113re /r/equesting this and clarifyingthe pony in >>42924495, either eating the meat cheese or doing the mogging face
Lil' Cheese
lil cheese sells drugs
>>42944578Thanks for the cocaine, Lil' Cheese!
>>42944578>bong cutie markdude WEED lmao
>>42944578cool
>>42936158>Coping and seething over gender identity would fundamentally not exist in EquestriaAgreed. There would also be no homosexuals or trans ponies in Equestria, because every pony perfectly fits their pony self. No pony would feel out of place in their own body, so transgender is a non-concept there, and homosexuality is also unheard of because pony brains are also without flaw. A perfect utopia.
Needing More Time editionPrevious thread: >>42860056There is nothing more pure than the love between a jumble of jiggers and their mare puzzles.>New to Puzzle Thread?https://jiggie.fun/?newAbove is what most anons use but other puzzle hosts are available>How many pieces should my puzzle be?The recommended ppi is no lower than 50 and no higher than 70 but when you get used to it the optimal piece count will be easier to determine based on your image>Label puzzle posts with piece count, subject of the image, and label NSFW when applicable>This a slow thread, don't be afraid to bump so your fellow horse fuckers can return to that puzzle they were working on yesterdayList of original Puzzle Thread content:https://ponepaste.org/11576Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42944612Oof that was fast.https://jiggie.fun/7Tqn1J930 pieces, sfw, maresRotation
>>42944612I bump again
>>42944626
>10
>>42945090>>42945501
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42945239Damn it sunbutt.
>>42945154>>42945163>Pinkie turns to Anon, he's been replaced with a balloon replica of himself.>"Clever dick.">House explodes.
>>42945239I can’t believe she made anon gay
>>42945533She did?! I didn’t notice anything different.
>pinkie leaves you a surprise in your mailbox>something in your has you get fluttershy to check it for you
>sex with Anonfilly
>>42944531Born to be cute indeed.
>>42944531She got raspberry jam on her cheeks!
anonfilly is for hugs
>>42928527Whoever uploaded this to the boorus used the wrong artist tag, all my anonfilly content should be tagged with artist:smoldix
Let's see what's on /mlp/ tonight.>*click*
*click*>SKY YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!*click*
*click*>CHILLAY DAWG TI--*click*
*click*>CUTIE MARK AZTEC PRIESTS!>YAY!*click*
>-following along with our class on party poppers you should have all the parts collected.>now we move on to the second funnest step,>assembly...*cuh-lick*
*click*>You surely wouldn't...>Download a carrot?>Download a wagon?>Steal a filly?*click*
Ponies would mog you in real life, just look at how small the average human male looks when standing next to Twilight.
This is now a my massive pony thread
>>42945402>fanaticizing about an ugly bastard making you cum whatever gets your dick hard i guess bud
>>42945348el corpo
>>42945436I'm an ugly bastard and I want ponies to make me cum, is that acceptable?
>>42945348Based ugly bastard
Post ponies in sexy outfits
>>42945500
>Hey Sunset remember that big dumb jerk who keeps calling us “Poochie” and saying how much he hates us? I found him! I chased him down and I tied him up, then bonked him on the head. Hes unconscious right there. Now we can get revenge for all the cruel, terrible things he says or thinks about us! Whadda you say? It’ll be so much fun, we might even get an apology out of him.
>>42944796They can share.
>>42944307That wasn't a big jerk. That was a tiny man.
They both take turns urinating on your face to assert dominance
>>42944437Obsessed
>>42945418The burger mention really came out of nowhere.
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42838396
>>429447505 on Dark Woods
>>42944283>Starlight if she were a chud
>>429451167 on lego
don't die on me gaming thread!
>>42945692What is he playing?
Post dragons! Talk about dragons! I love them!
>>42874309true
>>42943749>his breath is magicYes.
>>42935931comfy
>>42943749>Either his breath is magicAre you serious?
>>42874201plap
Welcome back racists EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMi97zbiFzI Previous Thread: >>42926605
>>42945205It's not too far from the truth to be honest.
>>42945360wish we could nuke retards who drama monger. actual lowlife degenerates like glimmygod who do nothing but stir shit.
>>42945690I thought glimmyfren was into eproctophilia, not coprophilia?
>>42945699I find it annoying we give twittertards any attention.
>>42945728Perpetual generals require constant fuel, and even dross ignites.
I somehow finished Season 7, but this one is just unbearable. I haven't watched new MLP episodes for three weeks now, only occasionally re-watching some episodes from seasons 1-6.I don't want for it to end like this...
>>42945361Then they should have moved the cast to new characters, like the CMC, or explored Celestia and Luna's character more. The setting of Equestria is big and has a lot of story hooksEh, but what's done is done. I just really hope they don't make G6 the mediocre product that G5 was
>>42945372I certainly hope G6 will be decent. I can't expect it to be outright good or great, but a 6/10 would be nice.
>>42942032It turned me into a newt!
>>42945356Doesn't help when they plan for 2 seasons and suddenly the show gets stupidly popular and they have to make 7 additional seasons
>>42945356The original writers used to work on shows where gags and the fun factor were more important than setting a good moral. So these shows were full of jokes at the expense of a seemingly innocent character. Personally, I don't mind it because I like those shows (in some ways better than FIM) but these scenes are incongruous with the general theme of FIM which makes them reflect worse on the characters, whereas if it happened in a show like PPG nobody would bat an eye.
Previous Thread: >>42743577>Who is Wallflower Blush?Wallflower the main antagonist of Forgotten Friendship. She's an introverted and spiteful gardener who holds a grudge against Sunset Shimmer for being so popular despite her past as a bully. Using an Equestrian relic, she can erase other people's memories.Useful Links:>Forgotten Friendship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Joy4wlZ8lk>Invisible (Full Song): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRHZlct1iNQ>Let It Rain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBuWrbJ0nQ
>>42944359Absolutely precious, I hoped to see more of SBP Wallflower that's a really cute design
>>42944359Cool artwork
>>42944359Rad
I haven't forgotten
>>42945578Who could forget those fantastic magenta eyes!