/bfed/ - Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Thread 9: Here we go againDiscussion regarding Banned from Equestria (Daily) by Pokehidden, aswell as the community efforts surrounding the game and concept.Banned from Equestria (Daily) is a point-and-click clop game where the objective is to get with as many mares (and stallions) as you can in the span of three days.BFED Player (Ruffle) - https://bfed.ga/ (DED)Translation repository - https://notabug.org/BlackCat/BFED-Translation (slow AF)Original translation effort - https://explore.transifex.com/testt57y56h56u/bfed2/ (basically frozen because of free host limitation)Previous efforts included engine re-writes aswell as original stories made in the style of BFED.Feel free to post drawings, animations, tips for the original game, ideas of new games, or whatever BFED related.This is a somewhat monthly thread (if the planets align I will try to make a thread at the begining of each month if one is not ongoing).Like, post as you please, but don't bump endlessly.And of course, share progress about your projects, drawings, stories, and anything.Previous thread >>42538624Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
thin lines? i did erase the line between the mouth and the chest(neck)
>>42876902aand the eye catchlights
>>42876905looks good and accurate to the BFED art style
>>42876905Yeah, that's nicerDon't forget the whiskers, and you are good
>>42876905So... It's time to follow the white rabbit?
>"You in there, sugarcube?"
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42876923Probably one of those Hobbit people. Smells like she lives in a dirt hole.
>>42876916>Go to lunch>Return to cubicle>Shes eating your oats.Little shit.
>>42876959Complain to MR.
>they come over to light candles
>>42876576Puffy cheeks
This is the Pregnancy General, not stillborn and ready to be borne again. We've lately been building up a bundle of regular artists, storytellers, and others again; may this general get quicker and continue quickening.For files and other things we can't discuss in this thread, there's a fraternal twin thread over inside Pregchan, the premiere pregnancy imageboard:https://pregchan.com/f/res/11488.htmlThat thread is the fourth in a series, and here are the prior Pregchan threads, which have been archived here:https://web.archive.org/web/20211104233933/https://pregchan.com/f/res/100.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220611172822/https://pregchan.com/f/res/14888.htmlhttps://archive.ph/fJYNiA torrent with archived threads can be made, if anyone wants it. Some thumbnails are missing from the last archive, at the end.Because of that drama with Pastebin, here are two archives of our greentexts:https://u.smutty.horse/lxqgizelhjx.ziphttps://u.smutty.horse/lzbpjsjvhjs.zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42875408Absolutely adorable
>>42876619She looks fantastic
That chapter's definitely getting published today, to let you know. I've just got to proofread it.
>>42877408Awesome
>>42877408Can’t wait
Post G5 MaresTalk about G5 MaresDraw G5 MaresGen G5 MaresMake G5 greens
I need art of Sugar Moonlight molesting Sunnybunny.
This is the alternative MLP fan site general thread. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.SFW Filter Month Edition>why alternate boorus?The absolute state of Derpibooru has led to the development of various alternatives. Many altbooru staffmembers are present ITT, listening to comments and answering questions.Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the mlpg.co thread.>why alternate text sites?Pastebin persistently purges pony pastes. FimFiction does not allow stories in greentext format. FimFetch censors foalcon and other material deemed to be "unacceptable" by the whims of its libelous hypocrite: https://ponepaste.org/9926>general purpose boorusponerpics.org by Lotus [!!VL3e2tgvNo5]ponybooru.org by Zizzy [!DizzyMC4pc]twibooru.org by Twifag and Floorb [!!mdpTjuXo6BG]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42876936yes - there is someone who will receive all my credentials for everything in the event that i die, as well as a little set of notes indicating what needs to be dealt with, who would be best to talk to about it, and where to find them.
>>42877184Out of curiosity, how would one set such a thing up?
>>42877226Dead man switches exist for that.
hey floorb i get this message on foalfetch no matter what i do pls halp
>>42877375>Something went wrong I hate these kind of error messages so much.
Grounding Techniques EditionPrevious thread >>42792557IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877493>You now sat at the Changeling version of "dinner".>Meaning you were expected to eat a rat that had been scorched black and sit at a table that looks like it has been made of solidified spit.>Changelings ate love, so you guess that means they didn't know how to cook a fucking meal.>Finally a chef worse than Celly.>You sat next to Chrysalis alone as you poked around your cooked crap.>"Are you not hungry, my king?""No. It's just a fucking rat who was cooked to carbonization.">You flick it off the table with your crappy fork."Come on, I get that none of you can taste real people food, but can you at LEAST kidnap someone who can?">Chrysalis scowls again."Seriously, the fucking wedding food was better than this!">You sweep the plate off the table."Do you not remember, you had to TASTE all of it.">The Royal Wedding happened a few months before you and Celly tied the knot.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877494>Some time later you were laying on a "bed" that Chrysalis had prepared for you both.>All in all, it was a fairly decent recreation of the bed back home.>Changelings don't seem to have any creative spark at all, it seemed.>Chrysalis came into the room and took one look at your grumpy exterior.>"Were you this indignant when Celestia brought you into HER bed?""Yes.">Chrysalis grins. "Well then, I should have good odds.">She hops up on the bed and scoots over to you, purring as she rests a head on your shoulder."You're coming on awful strong for a woman who's not getting any.">Chrysalis rolls her eyes. "I don't see any ring on your hand.">The deepest scowl you've had in a while exploded onto your face.>You didn't like talking about your wedding ring.>You mumble something.>Chrysalis brings her face closer. "What? What did you just say?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877498>wat.>Chrysalis shakes her head a bit. "Careful! Those holes are very sensitive!">...She didn't just->She did.>She'll regret that?""Oh re-he-he-heally~?">You reach a hand down and start to circle a finger around one of the wider holes.>"No! Mous! don-!" The rest gets muffled as Chrysalis bites her bottom lip.>You slide off the bed as you massage her hole and grab a rock from the window."You know, you really shouldn't tell people your erogenous zones.">You pop the rock into the hole rather snuggly, sending Chrysalis into spazzing fits as she brushed up against its smooth surface."They're only going to use it against you.">You grabbed something else, a glowing crystal this time, and popped it into another hole.>Chrysalis bucked and shook as you went around the room and placed as many objects as you could find in her cheese-legs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877501>The next day you were stuck next to Chrysalis as she made some retarded speech in front of the spawning pools.>"Soon, my minions! Soon we will catalyze this new breed of drones to bolster our ranks!">She had been going on like this for hours now.>Apparently new Changelings were brought to the cusp of their development before something was fed into all the pools. That something was the catalyst that imprinted something on all the drones.>If they needed more fighters, it was a corpse. More workers, a rock. More scouts, an eye.>Almost anything could be put into the pools and imprinted on a new batch of Changelings."Great. You made your speech. Can we go now?">Chrysalis glares, none too happy about not being able to move at night. "We will be staying until te ceremony is complete, child.">Oh yeah, she was pissed.>Just needed one more...>Chrysalis starts talking again as you snuck off.>"And this! Are largest batch of Changelings ever! In time we will have the forces to march on Equestria once again!">The amassed Changelings cheer.>"In your lifetimes, WE WILL TAKE CANTERLOT!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877502>You were back in Canterlot now, a pair of Changelings dropping you unceremoniously on Celestia's balcony."Yeah, well fuck you too!" you shout as they fly away.>You rub your sore butt, walk into your nice comfortable room again and collapse on the bed.>Celly just so happened to pick that exact moment to walk in through the door eating a banana.>"Dear?""Hey. Nice of you to send a rescue party.">"Rescue party?" she asked arching an eyebrow."Yeah you bitch, I got kidnapped by fucking Changelings and was almost forced to be their goddamn king.">Celly slowly nods. "Ah yes...you never came back from ice cream...""And YOU never noticed I was gone, brilliant.">Celly walks around and sits down on the edge of the bed."...So, enjoy the vacation?">A grin parted your wife's lips. "Did you know that they film Marewatch there?">You roll your eyes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
PomcrobaticsPrevious thread: >>42717473/ourlobby/: LeafConsole release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42876517>>42876563Remember when Paprika had fighting animations, but no taunting? That was fun.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk7KEXsCZxw
>>42841173Ngl I'm only here checking for sus fanart to download.
You serve zero purpose if you don't worship Oleander and support her goals.
>>42877330I worship Velvet and her floof
>>42877472You are a vile and toxic mumbling abomination..
It's Starting To Feel Like Hearth's Warming EditionWelcome to Safe Foal Work, a thread for wholesome discussion and appreciation of your favorite fillies and colts! 'Tis the season to be jolly, how would you celebrate with foals?Previous Thread: >>42814188
>>42877077I wonder if Cherry Berry realized she loved flying when she was a filly or if she didn't gain that particular hobby until adulthood.
>>42877474What a baller.
>>42876845>We see in the pilot that stars can moveI think they would also do in the real world, but very slow and unnoticable - so pretty much static for tens of thousands of years. But in Equestria, stars seem to be pretty speedy bois. Rockhoof, when he was brought back, wasn't able to use the stars to navigate a ship anymore because the constellations had changed too much. That was only a thousand years.
>>42877488I was thinking of them moving in the very first episode, which obviously inspired all the fan stuff with Luna redesigning the sky and stuff like that. That is a useful detail for you to remember though! It doesn't tell us whether it's natural or not but it is still valuable to know, though it may be inspired by differences in constellations we know from looking at ancient Greek and Chinese sources. Those are fairly minor but would make navigation via constellations potentially difficult.
The prettiest peggy. she spreads joy and confetti. just look at her smilebeams, i cant look away, i love her.
>>42875846They deleted off topic posts from both sides of the argument, as they should. Now back to Rainbowshine.
>>42876602wtf my wife would NEVER steal anything
Do you like 'em?
>>42875417absolutely not. Make the colt feel around his own flare with his tongue
>>42876572But, Anon, you're on /mlp/, a board dedicated to MLP, which is a show for little girls. And faggots. And little girls who are faggots.
>>42875895The character or the video? Because if you're talking about the character, it was just a silly headcanon I had, nothing more. Though it would be interesting.
>>42876544>Not wanting to pork Button Mash up the cornholeThat's peak faggotry. Button Mash is a top-tier colt. Who wouldn't want him?
>>42877480 (me)Dammit. I meant to reply to >>42876572
Chickun for Thanksgiving editionPost fillies, love fillies, and don't forget to thank them for being so cute (and also funny!)Previous thread: >>42779004
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>>42877283Herman always weirds her out.. she likes Grandpa though.
>>42877283>>42877293Twilight likes the Addams Family better, anyway.
>>42877469I've wanted to find that image again for ages, it's so fun. Thanks for posting it.
Previous Thread (#140.1) >>42637852https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42637852Red nosed alicorn edition.>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.Other variations are welcome as well, so long as they are complementary to the domination/submission focus of the thread.Up to date archives:Thread story list: https://ponepaste.org/7575Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42875785I have returned.>>42874180Perhaps, but for the most part she's just a desperate slut who will do almost anything to get laid. The nice thing about desperate sluts is they're into whatever you want them to be.
Unicorns get really pent up if they dont use their magic at least once a day.
Well, posting link for the Vinyl green or short story of how she ended on this AU:https://ponepaste.org/11611Just a comment, it the last time that I use "**" on the text, this don't made a change. On the green. Really I'm a sucker for listening.
>>42877385Oh nice !>that I use "**" on the textWhat was it supposed to do ? Turn it italic ?
>>42877385I liked new writing format. Its always nice to have an easy way to distinguish dialogue from everything else.>…except now Octavia’s heat came early,>and I pushed her straight into the Stables’ arms>because my jealousy is a greedy, ugly thing.>And I still don’t know how to fix what I broke.How long has she been there ? A few weeks ? Months ?
I like Applejack & Rainbow Dash. Maybe I just like them for their badassery or whatever, but I love them a lot. Even if they have some annoying moments sometimes.Anyways, what do you guys think?
>>42875845>never seen a woman beforeGod I wish
>>42874793They're the best M6
>>42874793I like their dynamic, don't like them as a couple
>>42876814
Previous thread:>>42645403Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42877379I recognize that artist...
>>42877398What's wrong with them?
>>42877403Nothing really, I've just seen that exact guy pregnant with siren eggsI swear I was looking up Pony on Human Action
>>42877426He's had more than siren eggs in him.
