Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign up at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Now: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalised card assignments will be given out, please be patient.Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.FAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! REEEEE!And yet every year someone will break my heart and come late. For now you have a whole month to sign up, go enjoy the anni streams, shitpost with your soon to be holiday friends and figure out your Spoopmas outfits.In the meantime, now is the time to get hype! Share stories from years gone by; say hello to your fellow horsefuckers; talk about your plans for the year; maybe write a song or poem to pass the time while we wait for signups together.Previous Thread: >>41547097
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A new thread? Don't mind me, just placing this little drop here.>Due ProcessQZB4%-KI6II-XPWRC>House FlipperW08B%-8I8K3-WCA3F>Project WingmanX7KCB-Z55LN-6L%2M>BPM: BULLETS PER MINUTEV%X9Z-IVKV3-9N9ET>TimelieT59JZ-X0DHE-XA9%3>WRATH: Aeon of RuinY4%FL-D5PMV-68FW2>Paradise LostVEA7N-5B3HQ-7%DLW>EverhoodTII8M-0H%RQ-4XTD4>Calico0%LBJ-CAKQX-I2IQD>Black BookYZ4GV-MLG8G-6A$MHAs always:a lot of 7s got hit with %and there's a K that got $'dMake sure to love the night!
>>41560131What a god. Thanks a ton anon
>>41560126I love her
>>41560131Thank you for House Flipper. Time to make houses to sell to ponies
>>41560129Noticed!
>>41560159Damn, you were faster than me anon. Well played, enjoy making pony's houses.
>>41560131thanks for timelie anon
>>41560131Thank you for the giveaway, Anon!
>>41560131Still not a gamer but still impressed by you, friend!
>>41560131thank you so much anon /)
>>41560257Do I have to ree at you this thread too?
>>41560131fuck, late again
>>41560266just jelly you can't come up with a creative username
>>41560334>usernameFucking lurk moar
>>41560336Fucking this, Christ
>>41560192You're going to make it anon.
it'd be really silly if I dont get a fan of octavia to send this extremely high effort card to!
>>41560334obvious bait is obvious>>41560471That is perhaps the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
>>41560488This is art>>41560491That is also the worst thing I've seen, a reddit link
>>41560491>>41560495What was it?
>>41560478I hope.
>new breadPAGING DR. PINE NEEDLES M.D.It is time for the contest REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41560567Calm your autistic tits
>>41560534https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41547097/#41560471
>>41560573What about my autistic tits? What if I want to excite them?
Ho Ho Ho and hello my dear friends! As we start off this new year, I want to do just a little housekeeping. I’ll try to post this every once in a while during signups for people who are still joining up. I know not everypony reads the FAQ (shame on you) so a couple short notes. First of all, the ghost list is coming back again this year. At least one time during the month of November, you need to put on your codename and post in thread. You don’t have to call out your santee with your name on. You don’t have to respond to your santa with your name on. But you need to make a post at least once so your Santa knows that they aren’t sending out into the void. I know that it’s perfectly possible for you to talk with your Santa without the nametag, and you definitely should, whether or not you choose to wear it, but I need to see it at least once just so I can find you in the archives and make sure you’re actually here. I know a lot of people last year wanted the rule to be more than one single post, and I realize that it’s still a compromise position, but sometimes we just have to settle somewhere in the middle. K? Everyone cool? Dope.Part two: Grinching and tardiness. It was pretty rough last year, not going to mess you about, and I’m not going through it again this year. Before you sign up for that gift exchange you need to be bloody sure that you can follow through on it BY CHRISTMAS. I’m not running another Grinch rescue in April. It’s nonsense. The mercy rules on tardiness are going to be tightened this year, even if your Santee approves an extension, even if you are showing me WIPs. In past years I let those go on more or less indefinitely. This year I’ll be taking it out of your Santee’s hooves at a certain point and declaring it myself. If you need to send a safety net gift while you work on a more ambitious project then do it. See the FAQ for more details. If you really want to be a part of the event but don’t feel like you can commit to following through on a gift or cards, then just reach out to me and I will figure something out, even if that means I’ll just sign you up to receive some extra cheer cards from mass mailers. I’d much rather do that than lateness and grinching. The goal never has been to be the biggest /ss/ ever, just the BEST. Groovy? Groovy.
>>41560488Well now everyone’s fucking seen it already. You should’ve put in the notes section of the form that you wish to be paired with one Octaviafag for one of your cards.
>>41560615Third, hey, listen, I know some of you guys aren’t board regulars. You got an invite from your buddy, and it sounds like a good time, or you’ve not been around the board for a decade, or you’ve only come by for Secret Santa in the past. Hi! Thanks so much for being here and part of the season! It’s lovely to see you! Please remember this is an /mlp/ event. It’s a place for our little community to get together, hang out with other posters in a new way, and do something nice for folks we usually yell obscenities at. So if this isn’t your regular haunt please-don’t just show up for Secret Santa, get a gift, then disappear. That’s not very cash money of you. Go explore the board. Visit the drawthread or find a thread about your waifu. Watch the anni streams with other anons (yes the thread is still live as of now, go check it out.) Make some art in /bale/. Giddy up for us in the winter 4cc. If you don’t know what’s going on: lurk moar. We’re all newfags at some point, and I’m really happy that Secret Santa is an event that you want to be a part of, but, again, this is a community event. If you want to be a part of it, then try to be a part of the community, k?Then just to address what looks like a little confusion: you need to post with your name on, ONE TIME IN NOVEMBER. If you want to post once per thread, great, it’ll probably be a comfort to your Santa and Santee, but you don’t need to.Well, that’s all outta me! Have fun, you little rapscallions!
>>41518195Your gif is the pony version of https://youtu.be/7acKMnWXZKs
>>41560615Thank you kindly for hosting once again and putting up with us, Pony Claus.
>>41560334
>>41560615Thank you Pony Claus, we don't deserve you
>>41560334I hate offboarders so fucking much
>>41560665What did /mlp/ use for spoilers before the Mare Do Well episode happened?
>>41560676this but unironically
>>41560676>>41560679That's not in the holiday spirit guys. Read >>41560619These people are new here and it's our responsibility to make them feel whale cum
>>41560683I don't care, ill be holly jolly with my fellow horsefuckers, fuck these intruders
>>41560685Anon who do you think is going to give you your gifts? It's like sucker punching the migrant worker making your taco bell
>>41560126Thread 4!? I’m already late! I was hoping to be here at thread 1 hahahaHello again everypony!! I missed you all!
>>41560691Nobody, because I'm not in the running this year
>>41560693Late? Yeah you're late alright. All packages were shipped, opened and we all had a merry Christmas.You did send a package and let your santa know you got yours, right?
>>41560677Anon....MMDW aired before /mlp/ was made
>>41560696How come Anon? You deserve a Horsemas too
>>41560702MILF Mares Down Wild?
>>41560704forcibly ejected into the neet life, no luck with finding work or anything since. cant afford to participate, so i doodle mares for the people who can
>>41560711This you?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41547097/#41556090
>>41560721No, like I said, I didn't enter this year.
>>41560724Why not do the card event?
>>41560711Please draw pasture bedtime more
>>41560730>>>41560729because it costs money to print and mail things, and my back account is in the negative
>>41560696Brown Box...buddy just do digital cards and doodles for the thread. Ignore whoever pissed in your cereal
>>41560756Try getting a front account instead
>>41560759>digital cards and doodles for the threadpretty much what i've been doing anon, keep up
>>41560756Ayyy
To the Pinkieflair whore in the last thread. Shame on you trying to use Pony Claus to be the middle mare your "content" I know who you are and the fact you didn't pay attention to the shit about reading the room and being appropriate makes me extremely disappointed I wish you would improve but it seems you haven't Once again for shame and please don't try to whore yourself out or beg in threads ever again
Well I lost my Whole Foods job today
This place is becoming rapidly uncomfy
>>41560842Threads can get like this sometimes. People are antsy and want their assignments already or use this thread as therapy
>>41560773I won't judge how people make money although trying to sell content directly to a man admitting depression about his lovelife is in poor taste I mean a normal person would give it to free to him, not sell it.
I need a pone to draw for today if someone wants their ID done in fridge tier quality
>>41560857I'm okay with fridge tier quality. I'm just curious what people imagine from the name
>>41560859>that nameOh boy. I'll be sitting down to draw in about 3 hours and look forward to this one.
>>41560857I'm curious if you have any ideas for my ID too
>>41560871nigga don't be greedy
>>41560863That's definitely not ominous at all
>>41560857if you can draw bat pone you can give my name a shot anon
>>41560871https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frottageYour OC is:*slot machine noises sfx*A lesbian cottagecore horse
>>41560877Greedy?
>>41560898they've been asking for art every single time someone offers to draw new art for people
>>41560901Well there's nothing wrong with getting seconds
>>41560192This sounds like it could have come from me, damn. There's hope for us anon, there just has to be.I ain't gonna ask someone to draw my codename until I've written down my own description, and I'm still trying to decide between dragonpony or kirin
>>41560907>dragonpony
>>41560907Too late your OC is Scootaloo getting burnt to death after being trapped inside a kiln used to bake pottery after she dropped a jar of Pinkie's cookies inside
>>41560881Dunno if I can or not but bet I can try. I love baps.
>>41560916No.
>>41560922I'm not just drawing it anon, I'm writing a story.
>>41560937wtf anon how am i supposed to debut my new OC if i dont get to start them off with their own clopfic
>>41560834Get a job at a dollorstore But seriously that sucks! I'm sorry to hear it!
>>41560701NOOO NOOO IM A FAILUUURE>>41560724Hi Brown Box!>>41560730Hi Pasture Bedtime!
I don't understand the point of calling each other anon when we clearly have names to refer each other by
>>41560557Sorry to drag this up but I’ve been out shopping and just getting home to catch up on threads. Please disregard this; I am not comfortable being involved in that kind of thing. Ok, now I will post some comfy content. Everything is cool and chill, no need for drama or to continue this further, just wanted to clarify that in thread.
There's an irony to seeing this just as the thread collapsed into infighting
>>41560955Shut up anon
>>41560955Well, /mlp/ is an anon board. Nametags can be useful for communication and fun in moderation, but it’s just not the norm. Personally it doesn’t get under my skin, but the comfier the better is my philosophy, so best to use them with consideration. I ain’t your dang mom though, just an anon on the internet, so you do your thing, slugger.
>>41560954helohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8_3-dbAw2U
>>41560968I'm seeing a tranny onlyfans advertisement, I think that's closer that what Pinkie anon was implying
>>41560968What's someone with a 3dpd wife doing here?
>>41560984Wasn’t there another anon that said crotchtits or gtfo to them?
>>41560963I am interested in being involved in that kind of thing
>>41560984Was official /ss/ onlyfans a bingo
>>41560999>one off from quadsHow is onlyfans a regular occurrence on /mlp/ of all places when we're all dudes
>>41560711This picture was so comfy I wrote a song for it and stayed up 'til like 3 getting it recorded, the irony of which is not lost on me.https://files.catbox.moe/usizj4.mp3Settle down friend it’s Naptime Settle down my dear it’s time lay your silly little headThe day is at an end and that’s fineTake a breath and trade the doing for a being here instead Snuggle up it’s Pasture BedtimeSnuggle up and dream of all the sugar things that lie aheadNo work, no stress no scary headlinesJust count your sheep and sleep so deeply in your comfy, cozy bedMy little pony now it’s Naptime The seasons changing, and leaves are turning brownThere’s fire in the fireplace so turn your covers downNo little frowns my eepy sleepy face it’s time to hit the hayBut hey I’ll stay a bit to sing to you until you drift away My friend it’s Naptime Settle down my dear it’s time lay your silly little headThe day is at an end and that’s fineTake a breath and trade the doing for a being here instead Snuggle up it’s Pasture BedtimeSnuggle up and dream of all the sugar things that lie aheadNo work, no stress no scary headlinesJust count your sheep and sleep so deeply in your comfy, cozy bedMy little pony now it’s Naptime It’s time for all the bairns to cuddle doon I’ll read a happy poem and turn the lights down in your roomAnd underneath the eiderdown you’re warm and sleeping to the soundOf snow against the window and the light of Luna’s moonMy friend it’s Naptime Settle down my dear it’s time lay your silly little headThe day is at an end and that’s fineTake a breath and trade the doing for a being here instead Snuggle up it’s Pasture BedtimeSnuggle up and dream of all the sugar things that lie aheadNo work, no stress no scary headlinesJust count your sheep and sleep so deeply in your comfy, cozy bedMy little pony now it’s Naptime We’ll say our bedtime prayers You can forget your caresJust hug your plushy tightTonight we’ll dream of sugar maresAnd anywhere and anytimeYou wake up in the dead of night Don’t be afraid and don’t be scared I’m sleeping by your sideMy friend it’s Naptime Settle down my dear it’s time lay your silly little headThe day is at an end and that’s fineTake a breath and trade the doing for a being here instead Snuggle up it’s Pasture BedtimeSnuggle up and dream of all the sugar things that lie aheadNo work, no stress no scary headlinesJust count your sheep and sleep so deeply in your comfy, cozy bedMy little pony now it’s Naptime
>>41561007Do you recommend Suno or Udio? What do you use for your songs?
>>41560998STOP I want to fuck pony only get the 3D woman OUTttttt OF MY THREAD REEEeeee I'd embrace a colt cuddler before I shake the hands of a filthy human fetishists
>>41560963Sorry about that PC. Meant no disrespect.I wasn’t selling to the depressed anon. I am very retarded and did not specify different replies. The mention was to the guy that joking said “crotchtits or GTFO.” I would never fake advantage of someone in a vulnerable position, especially since I’ve been in that very position recently. Once again sincere apologies for the misunderstanding.
>>41561007Thank you for bringing some comfy back to this thread
>>41561013stop selling your body on /MLP/ please even if it wasn't intended to the depressed dude
>>41561009I use Reaper actually. It’s always worked for me, but I know FL Studio seems to be the go-to for a lot of folks!
>>41561005Is it? This last year I mostly hang in merch and bale and I don't recall anyone trying to do onlyfans.I do remember a LOT of Pip onlyfans stuff, rest in shit G5.
Consider, if you will, that it isn’t even Halloween yet.
don't send me a fucking horsecock. i'm not a faggot.
>>41560884how did you come up with lesbian from two guys rubbing their dicks together?
>>41561051fujos
>>41561047reverse psychology I see...very well, just for you, I'm sending a horsecock
>>41561047Well, you don't want a horsecock, so it kind of sounds like you are, anon.
>>41561007holy shit, awesome
send me a horsecock. i’m a total faggot
Checking in, kinda missed the end of the last thread. This cold I have has been killing me slowly.
>>41560877what are you on about? have you even been reading the threads?>Frottage Cottage gets sketch from Brown Box without realizing it's him, gives feedback looking for changes>Brown Box gets back from his vacation, mentions his interpretation won't change but somebody else can tackle the design>Frottage Cottage proceeds to ask others to tackle the designtell me what part of that is greedy, especially when others have had open requests answered by multiple drawfags
Don't send me a horsecock, I'm fine with useing my hand and plushies and worried Silicone counts as breaking my virginity.
>>41561047don't send me a horsecock either I have too many of them
>>41561047send me horse cock
>>41561111QUADS someone send this man a horsecock NOW
>>41561118
>>41561007Your song was so good it inspired me to see if I could try a cover. Great job on the lyrics. What did you title it? I thought "Snuggle up" was a good fithttps://files.catbox.moe/mrpk84.mp3
>>41561164woah good job
>>41560488Can't wait to see this in my mailbox soon.I figure I should start repping my Tavifagflag too
>>41560963If you've been busy all day and just catching up now then how did you post earlier?
>>41561183kek, yeah I saw that too.I think someone just decided to go rogue and post that for me.
>>41561164Holy hecking heck fuck that’s so good! Thank you, man! Snuggle Up sounds great.Gosh, I can’t get over how fun this is, and has that great Christmas swing feel!
>>41561047You checked yes to receiving sex toys but don't want sex toys?
>>41561007absolute kino, never had anyone do anything like this for anything ive drawn. i guess i made the right call with the cute lil doodle over the lewds i was thinking of doing. much appreciated anoni was gonna put this gif over the song for a video but my video editor shat itself on me>>41560954hiya five-ever stamp
>>41560953Yeah it does suck
>>41560953>>41561206What would a dollar store be called if it were in Equestria?
Rolled 13 (1d20)Ah yes, these Derpys will make a fine addition to my collection. Into the goon folder they go.1. Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon2. Pasture Bedtime3. Calico Apron4. Quartz Cluster5. Fillycakes6. Cracked Calabash7. Obtuse Caboose8. Loving Light9. Midnight Macaroni 10. Garden Party11. Wynter Wye12. Perfect Score13. Foggy Night14. Toffee Truffle15. Hotbox Reefer16. Together Weather17. Pumpkin Pulp the Batpony18. Bundle-Up19. Filigree Feathers20. Insomnia the ChangelingDon't worry if you didn't win, I will be giving away more of these sticker stocking prize packs throughout the season, so stay tuned!
>>41561211Wallmare?
>>41561211Bit BargainsBit BuddySuper BitBit Below
>>41561212 Congrats Foggy Night!
>>41560129why do mare look do pretty on socks?
>>41561212aww mare, one away! Maybe next time
>>41561212Foggy Night! I will be reaching out to Pony Claus to solicit some nude pegasister photos whoops I mean to get your mailing information so I can ship your prize out to you!
>>41561233At least ask for uncensored hoof pics Doc
>>41561202>i was gonna put this gif over the song for a video but my video editor shat itself on meLet me get this straight>a sweet introspective gif>depicting two embracing/comforting each other>with precipitation outside the window>plus a gentle ballad in the background about the delicate intimacy with those closest to us being the most important thing in life despite what distractions may comeThat is shockingly similar to this, same mood and everythinghttps://youtu.be/oNoQAXIrAqEPlease make it Anon
>>41561212Thank you for the giveaway, Dr. Needles! And gratz to Foggy!
>>41561305i literally cant, the program refuses to launch and i dont have another, someone else is more than welcome to
>>41561172>>41561195Thank you for the kind words, that was exactly what I was going for!
>>41561307Let me try something
>>41561202So cuuuuuuute
>>41561202cute!!!, i love seeing this art of my ss name>>41561310np!
>>41560859One fridge tier horse, delivered. I imagine she goes heckin' fast and had I been able to figure out the angle on it those pigtails would be pump bars if ya know what I mean.Pls enjoy zoomy horse who zooms. May or may not have dyed that streak in her mane and tail because racing stripes add horsepower.
>>41561409A cute! I tell you, she is a CUUUUUUUTE!
>>41561409I'd pump her trolly full of holly
GOT MY ID BRING ON THE FUCKING HORSEMAS!!!
>>41561444Trips confirm. Bring the cheer.
>>41561211Bit-chin Bridles
>>41561233>Doctor>Doesn't already have nude photos of everyone in Neigh-borhoodWhat was the fucking point of getting a medical degree then
>>41561233>>41561472>OB-GYN stands for Oh Boy - Got You Naked
>>41561444Checked.
>>41560126I signed up for my first year! Can't wait to enjoy the ponies!
>>41561007>>41561164>>41561202Christmas content always reminds me that the board is still alive.
>>41561212I totally didnt rig it with 3 extra entries>>41561220>>41561233Thank you!
>>41561202The little flickering Christmas lights out the window are a nice touch.
god i love this thread
>>41561202>>41561305>>41561320>>41561539I finally finished editing the video, sorry it took so long I was very autistic about getting the ambience perfect. https://litter.catbox.moe/x9p09c.mp4I don't know if there is one, but Pony Claus could you upload this to your/the designated /ss/ YouTube channel? It's slightly too big to be hosted on catbox permanently sadly
>>41561409Fridge-tier quality my ass, this is awesome! Don't sell your work short because clearly she is a cute. Thank you so much Anon. I really love the goggles and her mane design, those were good touches. Also I actually like pigtails' angle. The pump bar idea would've been cool too but this is an unique look. It's one of those things you don't intentionally set out to do but when you see it, it works strangely well.
>>41561233Dumb question but I'm a newmare and wanted to know. What was the theme for your assignment name when it was originally given out?
>>41561771awesome
>open thread>ctrl+f *my nickname*, that i didnt even used yet>ctrl+f *my waifu*, because it warms my heart to see or read something nice about Her>ctrl+f "Russia", because id like to help other fellows with their questions about participating and stuff>close threadI kinda dislike that, but im sertified conversation killer in Secret Santa and i dont know why. Anyway, hows your day?
>>41561824trains
>>41561771Well, the time was worth it; the ambience is top comf
>>41561858But her name is dr. pine needles
>>41561818Thank you! Fridge tier is high praise in my world and everything I aspire to be.
>>41560881Midnight Macaroni, hmm?Midnight Macaroni.Anon, I'm afraid I've been thinking>a dangerous pastaI know. But that name just now gives me ideasAnd it'll be more than a drawing to showNow the mare in my head is rotatingSince I made myself something to eatAnd what a surprise, it came to my eyesAnd now there's a job to compleeeeteee
>>41561854I spent 3 hours jumping my vehicle because pontiac engineers were fucking assholes
>>41561854I just add filters for my name to highlight anything that mentions me
>>41561824I was assigned the name "Pine Needles" during my first /ss/ years ago, and there wasn't a theme to the names. Aside from the general wintery/Christmasy theme, like always.But as I participated in the threads, an anon pointed out that my name sounded appropriate for a holiday-themed doctor. Then someone wrote a funny green about it (involving the removal of toys from butts, if I recall correctly). Then someone else wrote another fun green. Then someone drew ART of this doctor pony. Then a certain somepony wrote and recorded a GODDAMN RAP about this character.It was overwhelming in a good way, seeing my assigned name being given life by other anons. It was organic and fun.So I kept the name year after year, and at some point tacked on an "M.D." at the end for good measure.I ought to dig up those greens sometime.
>>41561961I have one green in the mega in 2020 marked pine needles, though that doesn't guarantee that's the only green he appears in.
>>41561987It has been a hot minute, so my memory certainly could be a bit foggy
>>41561854How are you a conversation killer?
>>41561961A doctor pony! That sounds sooo cute!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck just got back from my own wedding and i’m tired as shit and extremely happy.welp, looks like i learned my limit the hard way two years ago and will have to roll back my commitment to just cards this year.glad to be back and now i’m in better spot to spread some horsemas cheer!
>>41561771>https://litter.catbox.moe/x9p09c.mp4The ambience on that is just perfection. I love it. There isn't a dedicated /ss/ channel, but I should, can and will whip one up later! Downloading it now for said porpoises.
>>41562114That's great, anon! Congratulations!
>>41540158I NEED to brush this pony's coathttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/c3nVYxLe9ds?feature=share
>>41562114Does Pinkie know you're cheating on her?
>>41562114who's the lucky mare?
>>41562132>/ss/ yt channel started>anons make it a tradition to record themselves unboxing their gifts so they can be made into a compilation for the YouTube channelSigh. Looks like I'll have to buy some gloves to hide my hands.
>>41561771If archival is your worry, it will also be available in the mega.
>>41562205you mean your hooves, right?
>>41562205That actually would be pretty cure to have a little montage video of the unboxings.
>>41560881IM STILL AWAKE AT MIDNIGHT, STOP TRYING TO EAT MY MAC N CHEESEThis bap has macaroni-colored coat, with a cheesy mane, and a kraft logo for its cutie mark
>>41562293that is amazing. thank you so much for the art. and all baps deserve mac & cheese. /)
>Finish wishlist>Included merch I allready own>Literally the weekend after submitting buy 5 new pony toys Why am I like this!I know I can edit but seriously I didn't make it a week! At least after assignments I can put my pony buying addiction to my assignment but till November it's just wait wait wait.
fuck, forgot my id >>41562134thank you so much! >>41562178i do have a life size plushie of pinkie pie and i’m just counting the days when my now non mare wife will ‘politely’ ask me to give it away>>41562181unfortunately it wasn’t ponka po
>>41562378DO NOT GIVE HER AWAY, FAGGOT!
I commissioned a life size ponk. Still hasn't arrived, but if someone made me give her up thats a dealbreaker. My horse wife would never betray me
>>41562386I'm retarded, meant for in response to this>>41562378
>>41562382>>41562386i wouldn’t be worry, we’re both autistic in our own ways and respect each other interests so we just fill our rooms with plushies that we like
>>41562413the good life
For foreign mail, I hope you already send those cards! For domestic, remember to send out your cards before Wednesday to have them arrive by Christmas!
>>41562430one might say a sweet life, even if it gets a little messybut with love it becomes magical and full of surprises just make the most of each moment because even if you live long it'll still be a fast life
>>41562413I really hope I can find someone who won't fuck with my interests and let me do my dumb little ponyfag stuff and do art and craft and grow my personal library. Like honestly it's a non negotiable Its not like I care about that stuff more then I would a potential partner, it's just that I can't see myself with a person who couldn't just have a live and let live attitude with person who's a little weird.What I really should pray for is a person who likes my little idiosyncrasies but man I just would be happy for someone to put up with them for ones you know.Congratulations on your relationship, Caldince would be happy.
>>41560131Do any of these codes still work?
>>41562500you'd have to try would be nice if everyone that claimed a code would say thanks and which code they claimed but what can you do
>>41562508i actually just tried that, and the top game wasn't claimed. >>41562500sorry :/
>>41560131>Project WingmanStill sad about missing out on this one. The faggot who claimed it better enjoy it and not let it rot away in his steam library.
>>41562472wait am i supposed to be sending a card already
>>41562529If you havent started, its already too late. You're a mega grinch.
>>41562536
>>41562254uh y-yep! Must've been a typo. Y'know, it's hard to type with these big, uh, clumsy hooves and all
>>41562554guys we got another one of these fucking things in the thread again
>>41561055i'm not a fucking faggot. if any of you /ss/ tourist faggots send me a horsecock i'll make sure this is the last /ss/ you'll ever have fucking faggots
>>41562594You're still sending me video this year, right?
>>41562594I'm unironically emailing Pony Claus right now to pair me with the one anon who put "DO NOT SEND ME A HORSECOCK IT'S TURNING ME ONNNNN" in his wishlist ten times. You better oil up lil bro
>>41562598thank you anon you're the only faggot here who gets me and understands I'm shy about buttplay
>>41562594Come on man I specifically asked to not receive a horsecock and your makeing me look bad, people are gonna think I'm your annoying ass
>>41562612Who goes onto 4chan and thinks that asking for them not do something would result in that wish being honored
>>41562594now i better get one
>>41562609
>>41562631I haven't seen that meme since 2011 got shit
>>41562623I personally said no horsecock for my Santa's sake because it be a waste of his money and the spirit of horsecock. If I got one it just sit on the shelf and that's such a waste of money I know how expensive those things are!I think I'd probably cry trying to put something like a horsecock inside me not gonna be fun I allready know it!
>>41562642You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, not get ready for ___ on the ___
Why did the thread suddenly die? Even the fighting was preferable to the silence. This is my only social outlet
>>41562749it's two in the morning?
>>41561922That sucks already, but 3 hours? Why? Funny, we call jump-starting lighting up. Smoker generation has lots of such metaphors.>>41562023I dont know why, but, in the /ss/ specifically, people tend to just ignore my answers. Its not like i share the mood with the thread most times not into hornyposting or oc fagging, but even when i do, most times im being left unanswered.
>>41562773I'll answer your questions anon. Turn on a flag or your assignment name
>>41562777Okay, but i havent passed my assignment yet. Going to visit pony event this sunday to grab a present there, so id need to specify the favorite pone of my santee depending on what i get my hands on another plushie most likely.
>>41562783Oh nice, who makes the plushie?
In order to help with matching, if you have any specific items you're intended to gift like plushies, items you're picking up soon with the intention to gift or other things you own that you intend to gift (hopefully not shitty extremely used unwashed gifts) you should probably put these items in your additional notes section to PC so that it's easier for him to match santas with santees. If you have a specific price point you plan on meeting with your gift maybe put that in the additional notes section too. The less guess work PC has to do when manually crafting gifting loops the better the experience will be for everyone. We all have wishlists, now we write our gift lists.
>>41562796I thought everybody did this?
>>41562815wish they did but most people don't read the FAQ either
>>41562815i would have if i wasnt dumb
>>41562846You know you can edit your submission right up until November 1st for this exact reason right
>>41562865anon you're a genius but I should probably do that tomorrow when I'm a bit more sentient than usual
>>41562869Your flag is changing and it disturbs me
>>41562908you can thank OPG for that, it was either randomize the flags or get bullied incessantly for so-called flaggotry
>>41562911Tsk tsk. You think so little of us. You should know that the SS has always been the most tolerant and accepting
>>41562815I did this
>>41562785Considering the attendees, that probably would be Burgunzik, Ketika or Naked skull. Probably Dash or Trix admirers should get themselves ready.
>>41562967Which do you prefer?
>>41562972Burgunzik, since his plushes have realistic manes. On the other hand, as an owner of Ketikas plushie, i have nothing bad to say about them.But, to be realistic, itsgoing to be GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND RUN, since good stuff disappears in minutes.
>>41562554Hello monkey
>>41562594Zippers-sama is that you?
Just mailed my gift package out for the 2027 /ss/I'll not be found grinchy this year!
>>41563080Sorry it's actually Latecomers for 2072, you read the fineprint wrong
>>41563080LATE. Blacklisted forever and banned from reentering Equestria upon expiration of human vessel
>>41562994Sounds stressful. Why not buy online?
Monday morning can be tough, but you’re tougher. As we go out into this week let’s try to take along some little thing that we can accomplish each day. It doesn’t need to be big, sometimes our goal can just be to get out of bed or do the laundry, but it’s great to have a thing to check off the checklist. Now then, let’s go have a great day!
>>41562266Pony Claus what do you think of this?
>>41563102There was stuff like this in the early days. I'd love a montage like this too ala the Valentines Day montage
>>41563105what happened on valentine's?
>>41562293>proceeds to deflect microwave radiation beams directly into your face cutely>tee-hee, anon!
>>41563109I mean this in the kindest way possible anon: lurk more
>>41563114but I'm newwww! This is my first hœrsmas!
>>41562796Not sure how to edit my response to add that to my notes
>>41563119>I'm new!Yes, that's why it's important to lurk, lest you jump in to a thread and make a fool of yourself by bringing over baggage in the form posting culture from other communities like plebbit. Such behavior can lead to>namefagging for no reason >tripfagging for no reason>viciously defending your posts from bait or actual correct posts when at any second you can mentally abandon ownership >asking to be spoonfed when there's multiple ways to get info yourself > using meme arrows like this
>>41560619Rule #4: It's opposite year. Everything you ask for and everything you don't want have been reversed to keep things fresh around here
>>41563151I am asking for anything but a trillion mares
>>41563151Rule #5: Your favorite ponies have been reversed too, everyone has Twist, G%, and EQG versions of their waifu as their favorite
>>41562796Shit good point. I may be a on trick pony but I love building keyboards damn it. Thank Luna we can edit our forms.
>>41563226Wait, we can?
>>41563144ok ^:)
>>41560129Noticed!!!!
>>41563236Yeah open the form again and it will say you have already responded. Then at the bottom it will let you edit it. You can redo your wants and even you address in case something comes up before the cutoff.
>>41563088Because plushers mostly bring good and not-as-expensive stuff there. Its not, with all due respect, 4de plushies, they are custom handmade and good.Some plushers dont even have plushies to sell online, only on consand markets.
>have to go to work wherein I ironically sort mailFug. No sick days for me, I guess.
>>41563264bro got no excuse to not have that stuff shipped on time
>>41563264>be working at mail sorting job>spot envelope with pony stickers and your name on it>pocket it to read in the break room>(optional) get glimmer bombedI find this idea very comfy
>>41561177Now I feel bad since that was just a gag card I considered too lazy to be legit.If I have you as a cardee I'll send it as an extra.
>>41563089thanks so much anon. I'm going to try and get better at drawing pone. and the DM from my D&D group last night used my character's backstory to traumatize me so I could use some positivity today. /)
Havent participated since my first time in 2020 cuz I got ghosted, but talking with a couple regulars at Mare Fair has inspired me to give it another go.please fucking post if you're my santee :(
>>41563226Then you won't mind when I make the very reasonable request for a GMMK 3 Pro with Speed Silvers and GMK keycaps
>>41563254This is an entire new world to me as someone who has never bought a plushie before. Sounds unfair you have to go in person to get anything decent
>>41563241That mare is looking very kissableAlso I like the texture on her eyes
>>41563165Actually horrifying. Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen EqG ever mentioned in /ss/ ever. Is there really no Barbie fans that have participated here?
>>41563342It wont be a GMMK 3 pro though I have done an Anonfilly OG GMMK Pro 75 for a giveaway a couple of years ago. For this year i found that a certain company has stl files for their lekker board.
>>41563342>>41563366I wish I understood a word of what you guys are talking about
>>41563338I'm your Santee. Where's my gift? It's already past Christmas and you're super late
>>41562378>>41562386A life size or just a very large Ponk Plush is something I’ve been wanting for years and I really hope my Santa doesn’t think that’s too much
>>41563282>obtuse caboosehttps://youtu.be/K7L78475CckWhat an obscure reference
>>41563377Ok so I have no idea how plushes work but how big is life size and how much do they typically run? Is it really a life size plush with stuffing inside or is it just balloon?
if not for the generosity of one of my friends i would never have gotten my hands on my very own lifesize mare, and i have slept with her every single night since i hope to have more someday, so that i may completely bury myself with mares
>>41563382I saw an anon get a Derp ant plush a while back and the stuffing was separate>some assembly requiredI don’t know for sure but I think most pillows and large plush like objects get mailed like that. I’ve never seen an actual pillow on sites like Amazon but I’ve seen pillow covers.
>>41563370gaming modular mechanical keyboardshaving a keyboard that goes CLACK or CLICK is goodeveryone in a 3 mile radious should be kept awake by your keystrokes
>>41563384Why does it look like she's judging me? I think the idea of a life size mare is a cool concept but I know it would probably just make me feel incredibly guilty from then on whenever it stares at me silently from the corner. It's like putting up a giant lifesize Jesus crucifix in your room and it's one of the ones that really emphasizes the physical agony so you just feel uncomfortable being in its presence
>>41563382What qualifies as a life size depends on whom you ask.Could be anywhere between 40 and 60 inches for a laying pattern and that'll run between 1000 and 2000 American currency bills depending on the maker
>>41563390p-please don't crucify your mare, anon
>>41563384I didn't know they could make microwaves that small. Is it convenient having it near your bed? It might be a fire hazard. Don't want to endanger Flutter while your away
>>41563396anon that is a 200 disc cd changer with a portable tv on top of it that was once mounted in my van
>>41563398oh, so its one of those "fancy" microwaves
>>41563404if you try to put food in my cd changer we are going to have some problems
>>41563136The automated google forms email you get right after submitting it should have a link to edit your response
>>41563409Think again!
>>41563415By the way I was referring to the bottom half. The AI is obviously lying
>>41563415NO
>>41563415You would have to cut a circle in the middle of the salami so the spinny boi can grab it and make it rotate. Otherwise it wont cook evenly.
>>41563415if disc drives werent made for bagels then why do they hold bagels chuckmate, changelings
>>41563425If I get you as my Santee (which I will because I will bribe Pony Claus with a lunch date with Tabitha St Germain) I will be gifting you several chubs of salami that you will be required to slice and load into all of your CD changers slots in order to get your actual gift
>>41563440you fool i will merely eat them
>>41563443I will remove all your appliances so the only way you can cook them is with your CD changer (hereafter referred to as a 200 slice salami toaster)
>>41563443>get sent a long piece of meat>first thought is to shove it in your mouthSo how do you feel about an in-person exchange?
>>41563449good luck with the gas stove it's been in here since the 40s>>41563450w-wait no
>>41563450you did say>longwhich is sort of a disqualification
>>41563398Have you considered putting Butters in the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lane?
>>41563467maybe
>>41563471ANON WATCH OUT THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER HIDING IN YOUR BACKSEAT
>>41563472TAKING EVASIVE MANEUVERS https://youtu.be/9AZdErBbhN8
aww it spoils the link a bit
>>41563474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO758UtlotE
>>41563480closest thing i got is a g20 van and if i tried this it would be wrapped around a tree on the first turn
>>41563165Jokes on you I love Twist>>41563317Anon I have some bad news about me and your mom...>>4156338252" laying36" standinggive or take based on maker and autism levels after examining the chart involving the apple tree to determine the height of all ponies
>>41561771IM FEELING ITTHE CHRISTMAS MARESTHE ENERGYITS- ITS TOO MUCH
>3/4 of materials preppedthis year im not going to wait for last possible moment to work on my santee gift.
my wife is so pretty
Sorry for not being more active, but will be more active as October comes to an end.-Anon
>>41563531Anon its January, /ss/ is over
>>41563518she is but my son is cuter
>>41563535
>>41563377>>41563382>>41563392>>41563494Help??
>>41563578I want to cum inside High Quality Custom Inflatable pvc Pony for Event and...
>>41563578So these are what those life size plushies look like. They're kinda shitty ngl
>>41563578just close your browser, anonthere's nothing more we can do for you
So where do I actually write that I want a large Flared Chance with as least as possible people seeing it?
>>41563578Yes officer this is just a pool toy. No I will not tell you why there's a hole in the back. No I will not get out of the public pool. You can't make me
>>41563614Just don't sign up for cards
I guarantee I'm not as old as the name suggests.But I would overdo my gift if I knew what to put in it. I may have had a few years to gather wealth I have no real use for.But, as per tradition, I won't tell who I'm sending to.
>>41563638Just stick around in the thread and you'll get some good ideas. I would suggest reading through the last week threads specifically because we've been talking about lot about how Anons typically overdo gifts and what they include
>>41563648Sorry, *last two threadsGood pointers would be first looking into plushes since you can't go wrong wrong them. Did you write in the additional notes what you were thinking you might be able to gift/that you would go all-out?
>>41563614holy fuck anon do not get a large that's way too big
>>41563705H-how do you know anon?
>>41563717post butthole
Look what I just got!
>>41563723Nice. Custom made or found in store?
>>41563717My first """purchase""" was a medium TTC Atlas, which was WAY too big. Many expensive pieces of silicone later, I still have yet to fit more than half of that damn thing. I have a medium Chance, can't fit that all the way either.My favorite above all is a small Atlas, but small Chance isn't bad either. Use plenty of lube, get one of those syringes to make sure the lube actually gets inside too, and for the love of your poor ass take it slow!!It's certainly worth it, all of my most intense nuts have involved one of these things. And if you do it all in the shower, doesn't matter if any of it is messy.
where can an euro find g4 merch without getting broke?i intend to craft stuff but i'd like to know that i can go the buying stuff route in case i can't craft something nice in time
when I edit my thing I should specify to be paired up with someone who has an earth pony OC cause that means I don't have to paint the wings or the horn
>>41563731I have been able to fit large Chance before, just unflared one. I do have a large Tucker but the knot at the base kinda pisses me off, there is no way I can fit that inside of meI do have a medium Chance that I can fit a whole in meI do wonder, never heard of TTC, are there any other makers that are somehow of good quality?
>>41563739Twin Tail Creations, I think their Atlas is a better horsecock than Chance but they don't sell lube like BD does and they only have like one or two penetratablesAnd good lord anon I can barely fit the knot on my small tucker
>>41563745>Knot on small Tuckerbruh that is a warmup for meI do usually like to sit on it for a while and stretch before going for bigger stuff
>>41563725Found online in the middle of the night and bought 3 rolls of this and 2 (there were no more) with Ponko Po, but I won’t show those, it’s a secret.
>>41563752I've tried my damndest to fit the knot on my medium Kelvin but nothing so faryou sure got me beat, if you're a femboy then that's hot and if not then it's gay (sorry)
>>41563723Nice.>>41563735If you have a national website/reseller that curates other shops you might find some. I usually try to scour all online shops I can find and search for MLP and My Little Pony hoping something pops up. Other than that sometimes rural shops might have unsold items that you can pick up if you are on road trip.
>>41563758Oh yeah nah, I am full on faggotI do like thickness over the length, and I think the thickest I've got is medium Crackers. And I seriously cannot push that into me
>>41563614It’s too late anon, I actually just emailed your boss and your pastor about this. I didn’t tell your mom, but I DID tell her gossipy frenemy from yoga class, so she’ll have the pleasure of finding out about her son’s degeneracy second hand via the rumor mill after everyone else has for maximum humiliation and anger.
>>41562773>but 3 hours? Why?Again, Pontiac engineers were assholes. Not only did they put a fuse box over the battery, they surrounded the "remote positive jump terminal" with so much plastic you can't get a good connection with the jumper cables. Presumably it took so long because the connection was shit. Pic rel
>>41563756Nice, nice.
>>41563767got a dare for you https://twintailcreations.com/products/the-brooklyn-supreme
>thread devolved into 10 anons unironically talking about their favorite dildos
>>41560126How long is it after signing up before confirmation emails go out?
>>41563782In ten years of being on this board I've never actually considered the idea that a sizable chunk of you actually took it up the assThis is life shattering information and I will never see any of you the same way ever again
biggest I've ever fit is a medium Hush 2 from lovense. never underestimate the power of teledildonics.
>>41563782It’s a magical time of year.
(You) are all Tammers Brayburn
What a gay thread
I ones stuck a tube of cream inside me for a infection when I was like 14 and it hurt so bad I cried the whole night wtf thread
>>41563785So far I think I’ve gotten everyone within 24 hours. I can confirm yours is in my sent folder so it might be worth checking your spam. If not reach out and I’ll see what went wrong and how to work around it. I did have a couple folks last year that for whatever reason regularly lost stuff from the Santa email and I had to send from an alt account.
I have been named and certified to spread the crimmus cheer
>>41563877railroad pony name havin ass (i love it)
>>41563877Sounds like you need a railroad spike to tie down a good rail on you
>All these anons complaining about the potential of receiving horsecocksHey, you know what they say, when life gives you horsecocks... you make... uh... lamps?
>>41563937Hey, that look familiar
>>41563941>Gondola plushI am jealous.
>>41563937>>41563941who turns a perfectly good horsecock into a lamp?
>>41563937Which, based on conversations itt, someone could still probably fit inside.
>>41563946the guy who mailed it to me like 4 years ago
>>41563946Me ^:)
>>41563941I loved that one, glad to see it still being loved.
>>41564035holy shid
>>41563944Keep an eye out on Kommando Store, they have the regular ones in stock every now and then. They do have a mini and a 6-foot gondola though.https://kommandostore.com/products/gondola-plushhttps://kommandostore.com/products/mini-gondola-plushhttps://kommandostore.com/products/big-gondola
>>41564084I hope they get some in time for me to send one with my gift. As well as get one for myself.
>>41564120Well, they are the faggots behind these old /k/ posts.
>>41562266I will make a mlg gift opening montage
>>41563518go hawk your filly buttons at harmony con you dolt
I have received the pumpkin pie and am contractually obligated to purchase and paint a pumpkin. Yall think it will be weird if I go to the store and ask for a nine- to eleven-sized pumpkin? It will probably be fine.
>>41564307>implying it has to be a pumpkin
just started drawing pone yesterday. I think I am improving. hopefully I can be good enough to draw an OC for my santee
>>41564315DO A WATERMELON
>>41564315I want to pound my dick into ponkocado until my urethra is full of guacamole.
Maybe don't use a banana
And as long as we're ponkin' this is up until the 16th because of course she's in an art show.
>>41560871Honestly I'd just end up drawing a mare who's into DP because she's the cottage in which the frottage happens so...yeah let's just not. I'll leave it to someone hornier than I to deliver on that one.>>41560881I have nothing but terrible ideas but I do need to draw a pone today so I guess terrible ideas are better than no ideas!
Every once in a while I am so worn down that even others being happy and spreading goodwill and cheer make me angry and paranoid. How the hell do you do this stuff every year without feeling the same?
>>41564381maybe you just need a hug anon
>>41564381Because I choose to be happy. Because I want to spread goodwill and cheer to hopefully raise someone else's spirits.
>>41564384I have gotten a hug from a few anons.I can never trust in the sincerity. I can't even feel the intimacy anymore. I think I'm losing it because I feel outside of myself when shown love. It makes me more uncomfortable, less stable. The more I'm reassured the less I trust. I feel nothing positive toward family and extremely limited with my friends, and every day is a fight not to delete everything and start my social life over from zero.>>41564386I wish it were that easy for me. I tried last ss and despite connecting with someone I care about now, I'm still losing my mind even with that friend's company. Instead of uplifting one another I am left angry and afraid anytime I open my mouth. I have nothing positive left in me. Nothing.
Excited to be back for another year!
>>41564381The world has turned me horribly jaded, bitter, and nihilistic, but I use my angst as fuel for my psychopathic Machiavellian altruism. Death and suffering to those who inflict pain on others for their own gain. Help everyone you can. It's what we were made to do. We were not made to hate. Do not let the wretches that rule over us win. Be happy. Love your neighbor. Share your spoils, for the meaning of this life is to love one another.
>>41564457Real cute belief system for those who have shit under control. But I can't even support myself anymore. And the people inflicting pain on me are several states away in high rise offices maximizing profitability.>gif>"Why, why would I inflict myself on them?"
>>41560881Ever seen a bap with a double chin? She been havin' a lot of that midnight snack action. I bet she's a good hugger.
I still don't know what to do for the card. But here's Rainbowshine for you, she's very excited for Horsmas.
>>41563846The only thing I see is from <forms-receipts-noreply@google.com> Which is why I came here to ask.
>>41564470I don't have my shit under control either anon. I'm probably a month away from being homeless, but you do what you can.
Hello, everypony! Halloween is just around the corner, and in light of that fact, I'd like to hold a giveaway: TWO (2) Pinkie Pie pumpkin decorating kits! >HOW DOThanks for asking! Simply (you) me with spooky Horsemas draws -- skill not required, MS Paint encouraged. Two winners will be chosen randomly from those who participate; winners will be picked on Wednesday when I'm done with work, approximately 48 hours from the time of this post.
>>41564605Look for something like in:all from:ponyclausmlp@gmail.com . It's probably in spam or something.
>>41564646I've been threatened with eviction every friday for half a year. The second he finds out my job isn't even giving me a hundred bucks a week I'm out.
>>41564654she spooky
>>41563788Mare fair had a lot of crossdressers and trannies...Though come on, never? Every outsider always said the pony show was gay, turns out they just happened to be right
>>41565016This is arguably the gayest board on 4chan
>>41565046I don't know, is /pol/'s miscegenation fetish gay?
>>41565046>>41565057>gayest board>not /fit/
>>41565046/k/ is a board
>>41565046definitely more gay than /y/
>>41565083Lots of /k/ crossposters here. I sometimes wonder which fagboards get more crossposting, /mlp/ and /k/, or /mlp and /g/
>>415650464chan already has an official "Let's play pretend board">>>/lgbt/
>>41565082This is trueAll the straight /fit/izens seem to live in London, which makes them British and therefore gay anyway
>>41565127that's a great point.
>>41565120kek
>>41564745How is it even possible to make that little? What's your job?
>>41565193I only got assigned four hours last week totaling $80. Before tax. Tomorrow I'm being *blessed* with four more. I've been rabidly applying literally everywhere in my city and it took two months to get this job. I'm praying In-N-Out interviews me next week and doesn't do me this fucking dirty.>The American experiment has utterly failed and I hate you all
>>41565208>In-N-OutFug, how badly is California fucking you over. Hopefully your situation gets better soon. (Personally, I blame unfettered immigration, cheap H1-B visa workers, and outsourcing of American jobs that has led to our current situation)
>>41565348 but who will do the under paid jobs if we don't bring in 500 million migrants every year to off set the low birth rate because the natives are priced out of starting a family?
>>41564605Just catching up on the signups for the day before bed and I resent yours along with the batch. If it still doesn't arrive lemme know and I'll do it again via an alt account. /)
>>41565366How many have signed up now?
>>41565348I'm in agreement with you. I can't change anything, and I can't leave unless I leave my car and computer behind. So I'm just forced to take it.
>>41564654Some assembly required
>>41565373We're at 184 right now. Demographics look about the same as last year, though a little early to say for sure, mostly US, some in Canada, UK and EU, a few in the rest of the world, about 75% returning friends, and 25% newfriends. I'm definitely further behind on preassignments than last year. Earlier today I spent twenty minutes scrolling for a specific request I remembered that matched a santa's gift idea, then found them in different regions. Sad times. Gonna be either a busy weekend this weekend, or I might have to take PTO next week to get assignments out ASAP.One thing that would definitely help speed up the process-I still have about 25-30 unanswered confirmation emails; if you're still sitting on yours say hey back to me so I can start plugging you into the plans. If you don't have one, like Blue Jay, let me know. Computers can be silly sometimes.
>>41565402>still would
>>41565409I guess you'll send the assignments to our emails? I read the FAQ but I'm retarded and anxious
>>41565447How it works is that after you get the confirmation email and respond, Pony Claus will send out the assignments AFTER the sign up period has ended (ie. all participants finalized). Once that happens, wait for your assignment a bit after Nov 1.
>>41565460Oh, sweet, thanks
>>41565409>first time participating in 5 years >afraid I fucked up on the Google docIf you see a very nervous floridanon on there please let them know if they messed something up
>>41565497Oh, it’s ok, no worries about the form; I actually just put all the Floridians on the grinch list automatically when they sign up.Your form looks great, friend, and you’re gonna have a swell year. No stress! Only merriment!
>>41565595I can't believe you'd even joke about such a thing. Floridans go on the "will hand deliver gift, committing several felonies in the process, don't assign anyone uncomfortable with random half naked men breaking and entering their bedroom" list.
>>41565595Thank you Pony Claus!
>Toss at least one of each available local MLP blind bags into my gift every year>Also toss in any doubles I get throughout the year>But I worry>What if anons gets doubles of my doubles from the unopened blind bags I gift and the pre opened ones I giftOnly pony I collect doubles of is my waifu I can't bear to part with anything Fluttershy, but I also have a problem of buying these dam fucking gatcha bags till I get her if she's included as one of the pony's possibly inside
>>41565706ill gladly tape your dupes anon, even if theyre dupes of dupes
>>41565753take* im drunk
>>41565409I'm about to update my submission form. Gomen nasai for creating more work.
>>41564654Abra-ca-dabra!>HorsemasI glossed over this. Hopefully she still counts?
>>41565753That's nice to hear actually, I don't include the dupes in my /ss/ shopping budget they are just fun extras that doesn't cont toward the bigger gift. But it sometimes feels a little scummy sometimes putting them in the horsemas box, like it's a "used" toy if even only for a minute.With how long ago g4 ended it's getting harder and harder to add new toys also gosh. Good thing I can craftfag a little.
>>41565860HOT WITCH PONY IN MY AREA
>>41565706Do the ring pops double as cock rings?
>>41565899 Yes
>>41565899Dam (You) caught talking in merchAnd I even changed my flag too to be more anonymous. Depends, is your cock smaller then your pinkie finger because that's about the only finger I can fit the ring onAnd the pony doesn't really stay on the ring very well if that's relevant
Alright you cheerfilled merry fucking faggots! You know what time of year it is? It's time to shut your pieholes and listen to me tell you about the sponsor of this years /mlp/ Secret Santa, the 2025 DODGE SUPER CREW WITH HEMI! Nothing you do this year will be as important as listening to my words right now, that's right, even more important than you sending your gift!Look at you riding along in that outdated paperweight, what you need to is to GIT GUD and drive by yourself in the carpool lane to the closest Dodge dealership and get the 2025 DODGE SUPER CREW WITH HEMI. Providing proof of the amount of cyclists and pedestrians you hit along the way and reaching the SPECIAL POINT TOTAL you can drive away just a single bit down*. That's right, just a single bit down*. * - justthatifthecheckbounceswewillhuntyouandyouwaifudownandstealyourwaifulikewe'reAceThrustersohelpyousweetCelestiaWith plenty of ponies in the roaring V8 so you can haul your ass to the joyless cesspit that is Ohio and a lifting capacity so you can rescue the refugees... I mean attendees from Trotcon and convince them also buy the 2025 DODGE SUPER CREW WITH HEMI! Plus with a roomy interior that you can easily hose out after using whatever degenerate lamps you might be giving this year and with LESS MILES TO THE GALLON, because you need to send those smoke signals out of your exhaust to announce the arrival of the 2025 DODGE SUPER CREW WITH HEMI.You're nothing but a waifuless casual if you don't buy the new 2025 DODGE SUPER CREW WITH HEMIDODGE, proud sponsor of the 2024 /mlp/ Secret Santa
>>41565402Did I do it right? Instructions are so hard to follow...>>41565860No worries, your horsewitch counts :)
>>41565919Thank celestia, dodgemare would be proud
>>41565919I was worried that this year wasn't official until we got the sponsorship.
>>41565919When is there going to be a Mustang sponsorship?
Good morning, friends!How’d we do yesterday? Did we get that one little thing checked off the list? I hope so. Let’s try to do the same thing today. I know a lot of folks I talk with struggle a little to remember that they’re worth the effort, so I brought along a pretty gray pegasus to remind you.You’re loved and lovable, and even though it can be tough sometimes to put in the effort you deserve to treat yourself right. Let’s do our best out there today.
>>41565957Aww, cute gourd mare
>Euro Anons are gone for a weekend>thread takes a strange turnBruh.>>41565409I've helped a Euro Anon find his overlooked confirmation mail yesterday, he'll reply asap. And two or three more anons are still on the fence about signing up this year.>25% newfags as of right nowThat does unsettle me a bit; someone's first /ss/ tends to be the most stressful and chaotic. If a person doesn't know that postage exists, it's gonna be a newfag, too. Let's hope they are well-meaning Horseautists who act upon the encouragement to look up previous /mlp/ Secret Santas to have a better idea of what's going on in here or what to gift.
>>41566418Have you heard of the Tale of Snowy Charm the Stampless? No? I thought not, it's not a story the /ss/ Organizers would tell you.
>>41564401For this /ss/, maybe you should stick to a card or two, but I'm sure you can bounce back stronger to join the full spectrum of stressful fun next year.I'm sorry you feel alienated when shown affection or encouragement or told you are lovable in spite of your flaws. How do you feel if told that you are bad? Maybe it feels like validation of that fatal idea you have of yourself, but it also feels bad and doesn't help shit, does it?It's going to be tough to work your way out of this pit of despair, let's not pretend it were easy or straightforward. No platitudes will help even though your friends mean well with them, but I hope you don't cut ties unless they were outright toxic company to keep. What had helped me most, personally, was learning to stop ruminating, stop thinking about ME ME ME being oh so bad, my thoughts stuck in a loop. No answers will be found by thinking the same old thoughts like a broken record. Focus instead on literally anything else: the game your friend wants to play with you, preparing simple food to your liking, feel your heart pumping in a good way from physical activity. It's easier in a group, so please don't delete everything just yet, you'd kneecap yourself and start from less than zero. If available to you, in-patient psychotherapy (no, it's not a mental ward) would be the most effective method of breaking out of this self-defeating cycle. But I'm aware that affordability hinges on your country's healthcare system and your insurance. If it's not affordable to reach out to professionals, please reach out to family and friends to figure something out together. Having someone you trust keep an eye on you can go a long way; my own best friend gives me a "doomer alert" whenever I start berating myself, or asks if I worked on my tasks, had a decent meal, whatever. See, these are no "Everthing will be fiiiine one day" platitudes, but small measures/actions that add up into things having a fair chance of getting better over time.I want you to stop hurting yourself anon. Do literally anything else.
>>41566428I know there was an anon who had sent cards into the void for years because he thought stamps were merely aesthetic. Took him several years to ask why noone ever posted his cards. My comment was inspired by that.
?Wat is postageIs that not addressPostage, where to post the mail?
>>41566485Sounds like a pain. I'd rather just show up at the postal office and have them figure out what to bill me to make sure things are sent right. Pretty pastel ponies on my letters and packages be damned.
>>41566481You know that family and friends couldn't and didn't help in my previous attempts to get better. You know I've already had trouble getting ahold of anyone who might help, financially or psychologically. You know I have no one in meatspace who could potentially help. You know that I was already threatened and forced to stop pursuing psychiatric help lest I get kicked out for not immediately jumping into a new job at every opportunity. We have HAD this conversation before. NOTHING has changed. I'm done talking. Least of all repeating this song and dance.
>>41566481You're a saint for this post anon.It might not do anything for the anon you directed it toward, but I think I can benefit from this advice. Thank you.
>>41566506Generally speaking I just wait until I find someone headed in the right direction then give them the package and tell them to do the same. Six degrees of separation and all.
>>41556135>ceramic treesImagine receiving a Tree of Harmony, holy shit.>>41557038This animation is absolutely fantastic, Squeaky. I used to have a bap /ss/ OC before becoming the Blob, but it's sorta retired from /ss/ to become the MC of a story I'd like to start working on one day.>>41557603>Lemon Party and the case of the two stiff socksNow we're talking Cursed.>>41558075Cute carving!
>>41549421>Golden Spike>this is the first thing that popped in my mind, I had to do it>>41549433>this is your secret santa OC now. there is no turning back.Thank you, Caboose, for delivering the golden Keks. It was the first thing I had in mind, too, and I hope Golden Spike is going to embrace this OC as his avatar.>>41555776>>41555806>>41556112>>41556113>>41556116>>41556119>>41558752>>41558754Glorious greenfaggotry for those who couldn't keep up with the previous thread!
>>41564654 it's nit as good as the amazing work >>41564530but I think is on the right track
>>41566550>We have HAD this conversation before.Sorry for not identifying an anonymous poster correctly. >I'm done talking.I see you talking aplenty, anon. I'm sorry you are still stuck in the same toxic household in an area with miserable job opportunities, but I also see you moping about and not sticking to anything you start. Your situation is not that unique. If you feel so fucking unsafe at "home" that you have your own secret food stash (peanut butter n shiet) and a weapon in your room, maybe reconsider moving to that grandpa in a different area, and look for opportunities in that area? If it's outside of California, why do you insist on staying in Cali where NOTHING changes for you and your folks threaten you?
>>41566678I'm not having this conversation. Check pic.
>>41566684Ok.
>>41566684I guess someone isnt giving any gifts this year
>>41566684You talk about it a lot for someone who doesn't want to talk about it.Let me sum it up for you: you're the only one who can change your life. Nobody can help you unless you let them. Accepting help is the first step.
>>41566689kek>>41566481Wise words.>>41566506Overall, I'm just kind of confused at the logic here. If I had -$17.27 to my name, didn't feel safe in my home, made less than $100 per week, couldn't find a job, and couldn't even trust my friends enough to feel that a hug from them was genuine? You know the first place I would go to vent about all this? 4chan /mlp/ Secret Santa thread. Like, what is actually wrong with you? The fuck are we supposed to about your situation? Sign up for cards (or don't), post festive pony pictures, and shut the fuck up. You are literally just trying to make us feel bad for you because we are helpless to improve your situation.
>>41566714anon makes a good point
>>41566714Well I wouldn't be this brutal about it but anon is right. We can try to suggest solutions but it seems you just want to bitch for bitchings sake
>>41565957>W I D EYes. Very right.
>>41563280You'd think so, but I can't just slip stuff into the mail river outright. Or can I?>>41563282If only I worked close to where I lived, then that would be pretty nice.
>>41566572I'm rooting for you, anon. Turning things around can take months or even years of "two steps forward, one step back", but as soon as you've shaken off that stance of frustrated helplessness and make it a habit to troubleshoot instead of complaining, you'll be on the right path. Not every day has to be a party as long as you have a few genuine highlights a year to look forward to. I'm far from living the good life, but I'm going to make it eventually if I keep moving. Life itself is a gift, it doesn't owe us shit. Society and the economy are fucked, but an individual merely needs to find *some* way to pay their bills and manage chronic health issues + some folks to call their friends. I'm currently unemployed and money's tight, but I want to be a good santa. So what did I do? I brought a tiny bit of handmade merch to a con last weekend to trade for stocking stuffers (since everyone is broke these days and vendors are more open to trades than handing out cash), and opened art commissions for the first time ever to have a budget specifically for this /ss/. Three full-color commissions should be something I can handle to get done by the time /ss/ assignments come in, and with friends to remind me to stop overthinking and start crafting already, I'll make this year a success. In turn, I can provide reminders and feedback to those same friends stressing out over their own /ss/ assignments. Relationships are give and take. But think about the following scenarios: Scenario A, you bought yourself that 10$ keychain, cool. It's nice. Scenario B, you bought a 10$ keychain for someone else, thinking that you carefully selected the nicest option available to show that you care, and receive a keychain (that may or may not have been the one you considered buying yourself) from yet another person with the same mindset, likely coming with an anecdote you'll remember every time you look at your keychain. It's more than just a 10$ keychain at this point, it's a fond memory. It's a secret message just for you. It's Secret Santa, baby.
>>41564317>long face marei love it, looks like an elf or something
>>41566782>money's tight, so I went to a con
>>41566798it's just a nose job
Pony Claus I am sorry I keep updating my form I keep realizing I forgot things I am a retard
>>41566839Not only you :PAlso i just print some postcards... Soo.. yes, i have problem xD
My gorl is getting into the spooky spirit of things.
>>41566889Your gorl is a cutie patootie and I’m going to smooch her right on the nose and hold her forever and build her a cottage and rub her hooves when she’s tired.
>>41566914I bet you'll even hold her hoof you slut
>>41566938It’s not slutty if we’re horsemarried.(But yes, hold it soft and tenderly.)
>>41566800Lmao. I had a year in advance to make it work, bro. The con was a 2h drive away and merch is optional; I secretly boxed up snacks from the breakfast buffets and drank nothing but tap water. I won't land first place in "most destitute anon of /ss/" awards, but money is indeed tight enough for me to do trades and take comms to have an /ss/ budget to damage control. It's why I'm signed up for gifts and not just cards.
>>41566855Look at those retards! Very nice. Perhaps spoiler WIPs like this, though. Your cardees will know who to expect cards from because you're mutuals, and by posting this pic with your ID attached to it, your cardees might get spoiled. >>41566889I carved a pumpkin last year but will skip this year. The person who made this Derp was clearly experienced, it's a 10/10 and makes me feel comfy looking at it. Strangely enough, Derpy makes a Halloween pumpkin feel Horsemas-y.
>>41566971Lucky for his, its still kinda VIP and it will be some special inside :PBut it will be suprise. Also i post card already on last thred.
>>41565409>Earlier today I spent twenty minutes scrolling for a specific request I remembered that matched a santa's gift idea, then found them in different regions.Reminder to everyone here that if you have any specific items you want to gift to update your forms NOW while you still can. Maybe there's another anon that is planning on gifting the same thing but didn't write it down in their form. Don't make PC do any guesswork, guys, it'll end up in mis-matched gift loops
>>41566889Suddenly I understand the people who try to fuck pumpkins (it's beautiful anon)
>>41564654Spooky? I'll give you spooky. At least one of these new trainmares will die due to invisible superheated steam sloughing off her skin before she realizes the locomotive's boiler has failed. She will then haunt the train as a ghost and throw hard objects at maintenance technicians not following best standards.
>>41566889We pumpkin posting now?
>>41567226Amazing!
>>415672043spooky5me, mare is for having skin
>>41566839I signed up on the 20th of September because I cheated. I have edited my form at least five times since then. Keep being part of the retard edit group, you're in good company.>>41566889>>41567226One done by another anon in a previous year, I loves it still.
>>41566661Cute fishnets!
c h r i m u s
>>41567204I saw the skinless Hiroshima horse video too anon
>>41567702NTA But i'm googling this and I'm not seeing anything specifically. Oh God, what is it?
>>41567715I got recommended a YouTube video going over this one Japanese guys account of after the nuke going off him seeing this like demonic muscular no skin thing only to realise it was a horse that the Atomic Blast like degloved the skin and hair from its muscles.The guy said the horse was like standing there still alive and started following him for a bit till it died
>>41567735Jesus Christ that's horrifying
>>41567735You know it was probably following him around because it was used to getting relief for previous medical problems by going to its owner and so it associated humans with getting betterIt thought the same thing might happen if it went to the nearest human it sawKinda sad when you think about it
>>41567702I don't think I've seen that one. I'm referring to a train incident I read about a while back where superheated steam blew back through the firebox and severely scalded the crew.
>>41565595Is there genuinely only one signup from Florida that you knew immediately who the anon was? Usually states like that get multiple signups
>>41565409>>41567084Damn it. I'm not getting my life size plush this year am I?
christmas
>>41568261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI3HhrQk-3Mchristmares
>>41568217>Is there genuinely only one signup from FloridaOnly one from Florida on that particular day, I would guess
>>41568217>>41565497I'm from Florida too!!!
My Santa better be an egghead who's into reading because my form equals 4 DIN A4 pages of text (font size 13). It has lots of divisions and headlines and will definitely leave no room for second-guessing anything but my sanity. Out of that, 1.5 pages are about my favorite characters, and half of this is me shamelessly gushing about mai waifu because priorities.If you see Discord at the top of your assignment, grab something to drink, get comfy, and use anything but a smartphone to read it, or else you might go looney.Please tell me somebody copy-pasted the Bee Movie script again so my essay isn't the most autistic.
If my santee/cardees like tamers, I WILL be shitting in the box.
Getting told I might be out of the country for a couple months and won’t find out when it starts cause my employers wait till the last second for everything. But I know it will be during the holidays. M-Merry Horsemas I guess.>>41568333Are you doing EU or US? what are doing up this late
>>41564654I hope this bappy OC isn't too spooky or slimy.
>>41564654>>41568397Oh yeah, name.
>>41568300https://youtu.be/3PbdyJ_ybSI?si=IaqmwzF7S-v3FBeL
>>41568358EU. Haha, I don't know.
Been thinking about some goodies for my cards and came up with the idea of MIDI Christmas tracks or a custom /ss/ DOS animation on 3.5in floppysAny suggestions or ideas?
I really like the grey ponies ok? Dusty Bin doin' the needful. What a nice mare.
>>41568333I haven't submitted mine but I'm making my essay encoded behind several layers of ciphers that my Santa will have to figure out (what method each cipher uses (i.e., ceasar cipher) won't be explicitly told). So my Santa will have to go through my challenges first to unlock my wishlist. I've also included a little essay at the beginning telling them that this Horsemas means a lot to me this year because of a lot of awful things that happened and how amazing it would be to see a gift (that follows my wishlist) and how emotionally devastated I would be if I were grinched or if they half-assed my gift by randomly guessing because they couldn't get finish all levels of the cryptographic challenges. Sometimes I wish I didn't have autism
>>41568477Hi! This is your santa. I am only sending you Wild Manes merch, cummed on in advance.
>>41568348Ok good, you get out on the grinchlist and I get a Grinch rescueAnd I can sniff your poop and jurk off
>>41568348>>41568490>Jenkem home brew kit
>>41568348Legally, can you do that? Personally I’d be ok with receiving a box with an anon poop in it as long as he remembered to put a card in with it.
>cock.li down>cannot access /ss/ emailfilename
>>41568514>not just using gmail
>>41560126the SHE!!
>>41568511I am not well versed in the specifics of mailing HAZMAT.
>>41564654This spoopy enough?
Also what in god's name was this bullshit?
>>41568576Trying to cut down on bots I believe. There was a post on /pol/ I think that said there'd be an initial 15 min waiting period if you haven't posted anything (but the usual 1 min cooldown after that initial period), have an email account to verify or a 4ch pass to post.
MARE
MARES!!
>>41568528Nursey a good chrimbo color poner.
>>41568567
>>41568576What the FUCK I get a 60 second cooldown sometimes but that's NUTS
Goodnight thread.
Uh oh! Derpy got stuck getting a package together for (you)!Post cute festive mares to help her get out!
>>41568906finders keepers
>>41568785
>>41568785Goodnight fillyposter
>>41564654Nonny is a bad influence on those that defy physics
>>41568528the HAS
>>41568397Pur(é)e perfection. I love that her mane is so bright yellow and drippy! >>41568567This is easily the spookiest entry so far, pic related>>4156905410/10, needs follow up with Plenka's body. Love Twilight's expression in particular.
Currently baking please wait
>>41569273Freshly baked>>41569280>>41569280
