This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.
>>41584285thanks anonthe last one of these was nice
>>41584348I was hoping someone would have made another thread sooner, but that never happened, and I forgot about it until today when I went into the stallion thread. Hopefully, all the writefriends will return.
I wish I could fly with my Dashie. I would do anything to be up in the clouds with her. What would (you) like to do with your waifu?
think im gonna repost all these some dude made last thread
>>41584466I would love to have a sort of two-person (or rather two-pony) book club with her. We would read the same novel together and discuss what we liked or didn't like about it afterwards
The best anon portrayal. I will keep my eyes on this thread!
But would the mares still love Anongelding?
>>41584285Aren't males the sub gender in Equestria? Or do you headcanon something different? Cos otherwise, you look like an utter faggot; wanting to be reborn as anything other than the ruler of the household.
>>41585747I don't get why people want their partners to be slaves in the relationships and not equals. My waifu and her feelings and wishes matters to me. Obviously yours does not to you.
>>41584285>"Don't worry Anon! I'll always be there for you!">The cheerful yellow mare snuggles into you and sighs with content.>You have no idea what the fuck is going on right now.>Just a few months ago you were an average joe on the way to work for his daily bread.>Then a portal appeared out of fucking nowhere and took you to this enchanted world full of magical talking horses.>It's still not clear why the portal turned YOU into a horse, but in hindsight it's irrelevant.>Truth be told, it was rather difficult to integrate yourself into the local pony population of Ponyville, but thankfully there were a few local mares more than willing to help you adjust.>One mare in particular took quite a liking to you: a yellow pegasus named Fluttershy.>At first she was very shy around you, constantly looking the other way or hiding her blushing face behind her wings.>Admittedly you weren't exactly a social butterfly yourself. It took a lot of effort to speak with these mares in the first place.>Despite the social awkwardness, it was she who volunteered to let you stay with her until you found a job and could afford a place of your own.>You quickly learned that Fluttershy was as kind and caring as she was beautiful, constantly tending to her animals and helping the other ponies with their tasks.>Perhaps it was because of your new horse brain, but you started to develop feelings for this gentle mare.>Part of you wanted to confess to her, but another part of you believed she was already taken. What sane stallion WOULDN'T hook up with such a kind loving pony?>Then one day Fluttershy drops the bomb on you out of nowhere. SHE WAS SINGLE!>Or rather, Rarity was the one who dropped said bomb.>The two mares approached you one day after a hard day of tending to Fluttershy's animals while she was away.>"Pardon me interrupting, but my pegasus friend here thinks you're very cute! Isn't that right Fluttershy?">She gently pats the pegasus as if to encourage her to confess, but she remains hidden behind her wings, uttering nothing more than a soft mewl.>You couldn't believe your ears. The mare of your dreams...liked you too?!>But you're just a plain old joe schmoe trying to find his way through this new pony life. Surely there were better stallions out there for her to choose from!>This had to be some kind of setup. Some kind of mockery of your inner feelings. Some kind of cruel joke at your expense.>As time went on however, the mare's feelings for you only grew. She began to openly express her romantic interest more ferverently, much to your surprise and delight.>After wrestling with your inner denial and self-hatred, you finally succumbed to her feelings.>Now the two of you are engaged, and you couldn't be happier.
>>41587137>someone saved my story
>>41587164Its a very cute little read.
>>41584285https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41252565/
>>41587867Get to work Anon, you have to impregnate all of them.
So why is there so little of this compared to HiE and anonfilly?
>>41588899stallion erasure
>>41588899This board's weird obsession with becoming a female and staying a human because they are uninspired
>>41589070I get wanting to stay a human but I will never understand wanting to be a little filly
>>41584285>Anonstallion stared into his own eyes in the mirror, forcing himself to maintain it>They might be bigger now, but everything else about them was the same>They were the last thing left from before>Nothing remembered>Not a song, not a face, not a name>But he still remembers there being a before>That has to count for something>*CLOPCLOPCLOP*>"Moty? You alright?""Y-yeah! Everything's fine!">"Ya sure? You've been in there for a while...""Just, uh, daydreaming again, babe. I'll be out in a bit!">There's a chuckle before she responds>"Alright, well, giddy up! Big day today.">Hoofsteps make their way away from the restroom door before fading completely>Right, big day>Big day
>>41589200You're not supposed to want to be the filly
>>41589561Speak for yourself, fag.
>>41585315You better not
if i have to go to equestria as a non human (>tfw cant give headpats and bellyrubs) then i shall go as a unicorn stallion
>>41590144maybe unicorns can manifest a petting hand with their magic?
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>>41576507
>>41586439The male should always be dominant. And I can still love her, fuqq passionately, and consider her thoughts.
>>41590381Equality" cannot actually happen anyways. There will always be a hierarchy in every group or relationship. And pretending there isn't will lead to more conflicts than just accepting it would.
>>41590452>just be a submissive cuckhold bro!
>>41590452And that's why you should get on your knees and suck my dick right now.
>>41584285I would never willingly give up my humanity, the only exception to that is if I were given a choice; go to Equestria as a pony, or bring my waifu here as a humanI would never give up my humanity, but I would do so before subjecting her to the suffering of being a human on Earth
>>41590358we will all turn into crabs anyways, anon is just preparing for the future
>>41589200Fetishism, no literally Anon it's just fetishism take pic related as an example. The Anonfilly thread and by extension the Transformation General allow these fags a place to live out their fantasy as the opposite sex and thinly cover it up by saying it falls under the genre of "trans"formation. They even go as far as to say "you're not supposed to want to be the filly/girl" as it's part of the "drama", but in reality it's only briefly mentioned in stories and is dropped as quickly as it's brought up before Anon accepts his new life as the opposite sex. And as I say this, let's keep things on topic and not talk about/engage with these fags anymore then we already have to not shit up the thread with these faggots shity OC.
>>41590584That's not what I'm saying.
>>41591060rent free
>>41589521What's the big day?!?!
>>41590369too many trannies
"Just... a little... more...">It never stopped thrilling you>The aching pulse of your wing muscles straining>The taste of ozone in your mouth>The sound of your heart in your ears>You loved it>Ever since you got your head wrapped around two extra limbs you took to the sky everyday>And you climbed higher into the sky every time>Over cloud and Cloudsdale>It had gotten to the point that other pegasi had started to warn you to slow down>But what did they know>They'd always been able to do this>You'd only been able to dream>But no more>You just needed a little more>A little more strength in your wings>A little more stamina>A little more air in your lungs>Oh, there it is>Your eyelids grow heavy, and a fog fills your brain, stalling all limbs, forcing them limp and causing you to plummet>The wind whipped past you, and you could feel gravity pulling you down>You knew where you were going, and you knew you should stop, but your brain was still fogged>In the fog you saw it>Beautiful skies obscured by towers of concrete and steel>Clear night skies tainted sick by smog>Memories of a lifetime ago>A lifetime of being gravity's bitch>Slowly the fog cleared, and you saw the rolling emerald hills and verdant plains, a quaint little town>You quickly realized just how close the ground was really getting and the danger brought a laugh up your chest>Your wings snapped to attention like two soldiers>You'd spent a lifetime under gravity's heel>Not anymore>With a simple tilt, you levelled out and flew on gentle currents, gliding over fields, letting your hoof dip down to brush the blades of grass>You missed your hands>Hooves sucked>But the trade off was worth it you'd say>Despite gravity's leash being loosened, karma still seemed happy to kick your ass as your wing clipped a tree and sent you into a spin across the ground>Several rolls and expletives later you came to a stop>A sweating, panting, exhilarated stop>Flat on your back, you laughed again>You laughed and laughed and cheered for yourself, damn whatever looks you might have been getting to hell>You'd fallen from a height no human could have survived, and the worst you got out of it was a slightly misaligned feather, and any bruises you got, you could sleep off>"Uh, you hit your head or something dude?">Oh, it was the rainbow pony>Prism Crash or whatever>With a grunt you rolled onto your hooves and stood, a quick once over of your wings was all you needed before you took off again>Or at least, you would have, if you hadn't felt her step on your tail>Now you looked like a jackass, your cancelled jump leaving you with two hooves still in the air>You bite at the air near your tail and she pulls her hoof back with an offended "Hey!" as you take off again>Sadly, she is faster than you, and in a flash of blue, she's in front of you>"Would you slow down? I was being serious back there! That was a nasty fall you took."
>>41591434"Please, I've hurt myself worse falling out of bed. It wasn't even a fall, it was a controlled crash.">You hoped that was enough to get her off your back as you attempted to manoeuvre around her>Sadly not, as she's immediately in front of you again>"Dude, just- can we talk?">God she was insufferable- or- Celestia, whatever weird vernacular this lot insisted on>She indicated back to the ground, to which you simply scoffed before flying toward a nearby cloud>Not that it was particularly nearby>You'd spent the better part of your morning helping to clear out most of the clouds to keep up with Cloudsdale's daily quota>Now that you think about it, wasn't that rainbow pony on the team?>Maybe you should learn her name>You turn your head to ask, but the sour look on her face makes you decide it wouldn't be worth the headache>Finally reaching the cloud, you lay on it, partially to catch your breath, partially to rest your wings as she lands beside you"What do you want, and can you keep it to five words?">"What the hay is the matter with you!?""That's eight.">"Don't be a smartass.""Counting to eight makes me smart?">"Just answer the question!""The question makes no sense to begin with. What exactly am I doing that's upsetting you?">"That- that whole... plummeting thing you do! Everyday, over and over and OVER again. Clear skies, rain, snow, lightning storms-""That was a really weird day, what was up with the factory?">"Someone got rainbow mix into the cloud machine, don't ask, but what's wrong with you? Do you have any idea how much you could get hurt?"Standing to your hooves again, you jab one into her chest. "I don't see how it's YOUR problem.">She jabs you right back. "It will be my problem if I have to scrape you off some patch of hillside and fly you to the hospital.">Your chortle only seems to anger the mare further>"I'm serious! I'm not the only one either. Do you even know how high you're going!? Cause Twilight does! She says you're basically passing out from lack of air with how high you're going.">You crane your head up with a small smile>You were really going that high?>You felt like you could go higher>"I just want you to-""Oh my- why are you nagging me about this!?">"Because ponies down there are worried about you, jerk!">This gives you pause>"You showed up here out of nowhere months ago, you never talk to Twilight, you avoid Pinkie's parties and barely anypony even knows your name. You just took a weather job, do it, then fly up, plummet, fly up, plummet, repeat until you get hungry, then keep doing it until you go home and repeat again.">Yeah, you still don't get why these ponies let you get a job so easily, but hey, it paid the bills>"Don't... don't you want to do anything with your life other than flying?">Normally you'd dismiss those words>All you'd known was an ache in your legs and feet>But now, now you'd been given a second chance
>>41591438>You'd tasted real freedom, and you planned to never stop chasing another taste>But still, her words gave you pause>Was there anything beyond the freedom?>You slowly stepped over to the edge of the cloud, and heard a defeated sigh behind you>She clearly expected you to take off>But not yet>You spread your wings out, and let the gentle wind whistle through your feathers"You feel that?">Soft hoofsteps come up behind you, then beside you, and she unfurls her wings too"You know what that is?">"Uh... the wind?""Yeah... the wind...">"Seriously, dude, did you hit your head?">You ignored her, your eyes focused on the village below, the ponies going about their day, and in the distance, hanging in the sky, Cloudsdale>You looked up, and it felt like the wind was whispering in your ears, calling you into the sky>Calling you home>But it stung to look at the sky too long thanks to the sun"Don't burn your wings, Icarus...">"What?">You let out a small sigh"Forget about it. I'll think about what you said, and... thanks, I guess, for talking to me.">"No problem. You're a pretty tough flier, I don't know a lot of pegasi that can get to that altitude. You just need to be more careful.""Don't count on it. I'll see you around or on the ground, later Prism.">"Later- wait, Pris- that's not-">Whatever she was saying, you didn't hear as you let yourself fall off the cloud and took up into the sky again, climbing higher and higher again>You just needed a little morealways wanted to do something with peganon and rainbow dash but always hated the transformation generals
>>41587137>someone Derpi'd my shitpost genWew.At the same time I admit that getting a gen of two characters interacting in a specific way is a pain in the ass.
>>41591534Cute
>>41591441I'm looking forward to more of this!
>>41587137>The wedding was...interesting to say the least.>Pretty much all of Ponyville (and even some of Cloudsdale) showed up with or without invitations.>At first you were worried about how the fuck one couple was supposed to plan such a massive shindig.>Soon enough, Fluttershy put those worries to rest as her friends gathered to help with the wedding planning.>Pinkie Pie and Applejack would handle the catering.>Rarity would create the perfect outfits and wedding decorations.>Rainbow Dash would use her connections with the Wonderbolts to host the entertainment.>Your fiancé would provide the music with some help from her woodland friends.>And lastly, Twilight would organize the whole kit and caboodle from top to bottom.>This was happening. It was REALLY happening.>The day of your wedding couldn't have been scheduled better.>There was a zero percent chance of rain, snow, or any other foul weather that could ruin your special day.>All of your friends provided their wedding contributions without a hitch.>The "guests" were just as excited about your marriage to Fluttershy as you were.>You stare at your reflection in the mirror of the groom's dressing room with a mix of excitement and anxiety.>Rarity really outdid herself with your tuxedo. You looked like a million bucks!>"Everything okay old boy?">Dr. Hooves trots up to you from the doorway dressed in a sharp brown striped tux with his trademark scarf wrapped around the collar."Oh, hey Doc. Yes everything's fine. Just a little nervous is all.">"Perfectly understandable Anon. Marriage is a BIG step, not to be taken lightly.">The stallion puts a hoof around your neck and brings it in for a bro-hug of encouragement.>"Just remember, we're all here for you!">"Thanks doc.">You couldn't ask for a better best 'man', or best friend.>Suddenly the loud chime of the town square clock tears through the changing room.>"No time for thanks! Come Anon! Everypony is waiting!">Dr. Hooves grabs his briefcase and hastily trots out the door, and you follow soon after.>The sun was shining brightly upon the wedding venue with nothing more than a gentle breeze to intervene.>You nervously smile and wave as you make your way through an ocean of excited ponies to reach the altar.>On the left side you see your best man Dr. Whooves and Spike, the self-appointed ringbearer.>On the right side you see the 5 bridlesmaids are all lined up and waiting, their sparkling color-coded dresses shimmering in the afternoon sun.>And just beyond them was your soon-to-be wife Fluttershy, her white wedding dress flowing in the gentle wind.>Your fiancé was beautiful at the best of times, but wearing that immaculate gown pushed her bewitching good looks to a whole new level.>She spots you emerging from the crowd and smiles warmly. Oh Celestia if smiles could kill, you'd be six feet under right now.>You take your place beside her and wait for Mayor Mare to begin her 'Justice of the Peace' spiel.Continue? (Y/N)
>>41592301YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>41590096if you took some requests for new ones than i wouldnt have to
>>41591441Good start. Anonstallion x rainbow dash is top comfy.>>41592301Ye
>>41589070I like this thread because now the humanfags will have no excuse to accept hooves when we get to Equestria.>no no is tf and tf is for troonsThen become a fucking stallion! (Or colt if you wanna get a new childhood)Also if you really love your waifu, this way you're gonna raise a proper foal with her and respect the pony heritage of Equestria.
>>41594061a human in equestria often provides more fun interactions and nuance than the average anon stallion. even anonfilly preserves the sense of absolute bullshit of the anon character, most anon stallion interactions are often stale
>>41594070I'd have a fun interaction with anon stallion if you know what I mean.
>>41594079Wish I was Anonstallion...
>>41588899Thats like asking why a majority of human beings or mammals are heterosexual or don't have a desire to become another gender. Thats like asking why predators eat prey or why herbivores eat grass. Sometimes whats natural or commonly occurring works as intended because the other options put Lovecraftian horror to shame.
>>41594070it all depends on the writing
>>41594364If you have any good anon stallion fic that explores the weirdness and has fun situations I would like to see it.
>>41592301Y
>>41591441this is some good shit
>>41593739I'd love to do more requests, but unfortunately work is super crazy right now. Maybe during the weekend I'll draw something and take requests.
>>41594732FI blame Twilight
>>41592301N
>>41595707ill hold ya to that, anon
Ahh, to be a handsome, capable stallion in Equestria. The dream I dream at night.
>>41584348>picrelGIWTWM
>>41591441>While you had quickly detested your lack of clothes, you were able to put up with it by imagining your coat as a new set of clothes>Clothes with hooves>And green fur>That you could never take off>Yep, no, still hated it>It did keep you warm most days though>Today was not one>Though, you only have yourself to blame>You didn't have to go out into this storm>But something about the thunder called you>It was like the lightning was inviting you to dance>And you happily took it to the dance floor>A brief flash of light above is your only warning as you twist into a corkscrew spin, the bolt of lightning dancing around you>The thunder that followed was like a roaring crowd>And you all too happily drank in its adoration>Wind whipped you, rain pelted you, and lightning threatened you>But you'd never felt so alive>Turning your nose up you take your flight vertically>The clouds flash once, twice, warning you>Your grin is your only response>The lightning falls towards you like a hammer, and it comes so close you can almost feel the burning static graze your fur>Just as you're about to punch through the cloud something halts you in place and a blue glow overtakes the world before you find yourself on top of a hill overlooking a clear night sky"Damn it!" You exclaim, slamming your hoof down as you take flight again. "What happened!?">"Fear not, my little pony." A gentle voice calls to you as that same blue glow reappears and engulfs the moon>Some pony comes floating down, and you're more confused than ever"Um... can I help you?">"Nay, we are here to help you." As she lands, you notice that she's significantly bigger than you, it's a little unnerving. "You are currently dreaming, we helped rid you of that nightmare.""Nightma-? So you got rid of that storm? Well put it back!">You throw your hooves up and she leans back a little, clearly caught off-guard by your outburst>"We are afraid that we do not understand. Thou wishes to be struck down by lightning?""I wasn't being 'struck down' I was..." Okay, thinking about it, telling someone you were 'dancing with lightning' would make you seem crazy at best and suicidal at worst. "I... was... just flying through it. It was fun.">"Thou hast a most unorthodox definition of 'fun'.""Yeah, well, it's mine. Who are you anyway? How did you get in my dream?" You glance around and notice a few things off about the surroundings, making the fact this is a dream more obvious>She tilts her head curiously at you as her eyes narrow, and you realize for the first time that she has a horn as well as wings"And how come you have both?" you say, indicating to the extra appendages, then poking your own wings and hornless forehead "That doesn't seem fair.">"Dost thou not recognise one of your princesses?">Princesses. Shit. You meant to read up on that
>>41597245>The only convenient library was guarded by that purple pony who always wanted to bother you with questions>While you could have flown to another one, it would have gotten in the way of your flying and falling time>Okay, focus, you can salvage this"I've kind of only been here a few months.">"In... Ponyville, we assume thou meanest?">Roll with it"Yeah, of course.">"Yet there are foals whom know of my sister and I, and you seem to be a hale and hearty stallion.">She's giving you a more suspicious glare and your eyes dart around for a way out of this dream"Oh, well, you know, I kind of, sort of, dropped out of school?">"Out of foal school?""...yes">You could cut the silence between you with a knife>A knife, that'd be a great way to wake up>Sadly there are none in the air>Oh wait, gravity"Well, this has been fun, Princess, but would you look at the time, I need to wake up now, bye.">With a beat of your wings, your hurtle yourself into the ground and press your wings to your side>As you approach the ground, a puddle remains from the previous rainstorm>And in the reflection you see yourself>But you're not a pony in the puddle>Your body slams into something and pain rocks you"WHAT THE FUCK!?">Your words echo through your empty home and you briefly tussle with something that's wrapped around with you>Eventually, and clumsily, you untangle yourself from your blankets>You hurl your pillow into the wall for good measure>With a slight pant, you try stretching out and running a hand through your hair>Only for your balance to be completely thrown off as your face gets intimate with the floor again>You drag your face against the ground to glance at the mirror in your room>Yep>No hands>Still a pony>You slam your head into the ground, hoping maybe this is a dream, and you were just dreaming inside the dream>Instead of waking up, you get pain>A sigh leaks from your mouth as you drag yourself up and glance at the clock>Four in the morning>You didn't have work for another few hours>Like the temptress she is, your bed beckons you back>But that moon pony freaked you out>You might have to bite the bullet and try to avoid that weird librarian to get a book on those princesses>This place is so weird that the fact it was a monarchy faded into the background>Was it called a monarchy if there was more than one ruler?>Something else to get a book for>You slowly drag your hooves as you make your way through your house>Yeah, a house, made of clouds>After only a few months of working>Did you even pay taxes anymore?>Fuck this place was weird>Why did you want to leave again?>Your muzzle bumps awkwardly against the fridge handle, then your hoof clumsily almost breaks it, then your wing gets snagged in the hinge and you're fully awake and ready to put a hole in a wall>Right, that's why>Your battle with your mortal enemy ends as you shove it open, though it gets the last hit in as it bounces back and bumps you in the side
>>41597249>What will you have today, animal food, animal food or more animal food?>God, you missed meat>You tried asking around once but you got given weird looks>Oats in warm milk with bananas it is>Prism was right yesterday, you really don't talk to ponies>Mostly because, as your near-princess experience just reminded you, you have the social grace of two rabid foxes taped together>Still it was pretty easy to just lay in a cloud and listen to whatever ponies talked about>Some of the pleasant surprises were a handful- hooful? whatever of recipes>Your early early morning breakfast goes by quietly as you simply enjoy the sound of silence>It took travelling to an alien planet to truly understand what people really meant by the 'peace' in "peace and quiet">That peace, unfortunately, is broken by what sounded like a mix between a whip cracking and wood splitting>You pause your meal briefly to see if your ears are pulling tricks on you>The silence continues, then lingers, and you slowly pull your spoonful up to your muzzle>Another whack"Confound these ponies" you mutter to no one as you get up and head to the door>Poking your head out of the threshold, you notice that your house has drifted in the night>It did that sometimes>There was an extra expense they wanted to put on your house when you got it>To keep it in one place>But you knew your rights>Actually, no you don't>That's three books you'll need>You told them to take it off and now you got a surprise every morning and an annoying search every evening>These things were kept above wherever the weather clouds were put though>So more often than not, your house would normally just be a little to the right of wherever you left it>Besides, you didn't keep glass in the house so, whatever, nothing of value would break>Now though, after a few solid months of drifting, you were a lot more right>Over some sort of farm seemingly>You do a double-take, then a triple-take as you confirm that there's actually a pony down there>And she's just kicking the trees>You weren't sure if this was a sign that you should get out of your house more, or a sign that you were right not to interact with these ponies"Hey." You try calling down to the mare>No response"Hey!" You put some more volume in your voice this time>She pauses briefly, then continues"HEY!" You all but bellow, at her>This seems to grab her attention as she cranes her neck up to look at you>"Well how about that... GOOD MORNIN' NEIGHBOR!" she yells back at you"GOOD MORNING!? THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT IT! IT'S 4 O'CLOCK!">"IT'S 5! O'CLOCK IN THE MORNIN' THANK YOU VERY MUCH!">She was not thanking you at all>You briefly duck back into your house to check the time>It's already been over an hour>You go back out the door, and she's returned to her tree-kicking
>>41597250"HEY!" You pull her attention again>Even from this distance you can see her glaring at you>Maybe>If you squint"YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT RACKET YOU'RE MAKING!>"WELL IT'S HARD FOR ME TO WORK WITH SOME CRAZY COLT FLYING HIS HOUSE OVER MAH HEAD! THIS IS APPLE FAMILY PROPERTY!">You glance around at the field below, rows and rows of apple trees>You scrunch your muzzle at her"ARE YOU A PEGASUS!?">"NO! WHY!?""THEN I DOUBT YOU OWN THE SKY!">She lets out an exasperated groan before continue her shouting match with you. "WOULD YOU JUST GIT! MY LITTLE SISTER WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITH YOUR YELLING!""YOU'RE YELLING TOO!">"CAUSE YOU STARTED IT!""SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM!">She lets out another angered groan as her hooves hit the ground>"WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MAH FACE!""WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND SAY IT TO MINE!">"I'M NOT A PEGASUS!""THEN IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!" With a small kick, you slam the door shut and you feel a small sense of victory>Victory that is quickly decimated by your not at all girlish shriek that you make as a red blur flies past you mach>Something splatters against your kitchen wall>It looks like apple, smells like apple and, as you lick the wall, tastes like apple>Look at what these ponies are turning you into>Your licking walls now>And she put a hole in the other one>This is not over>You throw your door back open"DID YOU JUST KICK AN APPLE INTO MY HOUSE!?">"CALL IT A HOUSEWARMING GIFT!""JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER HAD A HOUSEWARMING PARTY!">"I DOUBT ANYPONY WOULD TURN UP WITH AN ATTITUDE THAT FOUL!""OF COURSE NOT! I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO INVITE!" Again, you kick the door shut, hoping at this point to just end the back and forth>"I'M NOT SURPRISED!" You bristle as she gets the last word in>Your eye twitches as another apple blur flies into your house and knocks over your breakfast>The oats and bananas were probably soggy at this point anyway>This is why you preferred passing out in mid-air to talking with poniesinspiration for any of this is coming in short bursts, will keep it mostly Rainbow Dash when I post, but other ponies will appear, like here
>>41597252Nice
>>41592301>The mayor quickly cleared her throat to get everypony's attention and began the ceremony without further delay.>"Fillies and gentlecolts! We are gathered here today to honor and celebrate the marriage of Anon Y. Mous and Ponyville's very own animal whisperer, Fluttershy!">The crowd stomped the ground and loudly cheered from every angle.>You were praying to Celestia that your stage fright wouldn't rear its ugly head and ruin this moment.>Why oh why couldn't this have been a smaller, quieter wedding?! Sweat formed above your brow and slowly dripped downwards.>Keep it together Anon! KEEP. IT. TOGETHER. For Fluttershy's sake, KEEP IT TOGETHER YOU STUPID FOOL!>You took a deep breath and tried to relax, but your frazzled nerves would not submit so easily.>'Is Fluttershy just as nervous?' You thought to yourself.>You looked at your blushing fiance and silently begged her for some kind of help before you had a nervous breakdown in front of the entire town.>She smiled warmly and slowly trotted closer towards you, almost as if she knew just what to do.>The gentle pegasus could pacify a rampaging dragon with a smile like that!>"Do you have the rings, Anon?" The mayor asked calmly.>You spun around and beckoned to Spike. The dragon looked like he was in another world, much to your dismay."Psst! Spiiiiiike! That's your cue!" >Spike saw your panicked face and quickly collected himself.>"Oh right! My bad!" >The young doofus practically tripped over himself as he presented the rings.>"Do you Anon, take Fluttershy to be your lawfully wedded wife? To keep her in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?"
>>41597252>>41598094Hyped
>>41597252>Applejack knocks over his breakfast>the oats and milk fall down through the floor and land on herkekso what is Anon's cutie mark? If it's just "?" I bet ponies would be curious about it.
>>41598094Fatty
Up.
Had some free time today so I did a quick doodle.
>>41599521>me and my colt homie on our way to horseland to scorebeautiful work anon
>>41597252fucken nice
>>41597180>flackHe must be thinking about AJ's anti bat defense systems.
>>41598094>Mayor Mare's question snapped you back into reality. You looked around and realized everypony was eagerly awaiting your answer.>You take a deep breath, look into Fluttershy's eyes, and carefully placed her ring around her neck."I do.">Your wife's face lit up like a Christmas tree, as though your words were the most important thing in the world to her.>"And do you Fluttershy, take Anon to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?">Wow! With a vow like that, you'd think the MAYOR was the one getting married!>You watched in silence as Fluttershy reached for the remaining ring and tenderly placed it around your neck. >With the job done, she slowly stepped back and smiled at you.>"I do!" She happily exclaimed.>You smiled harder than you've ever smiled before. If this was a dream, you truly hoped to NEVER wake up from it.>"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" She looked at you and motioned a hoof towards Fluttershy. "You may kiss the bride!"
>>41600174lmao
>an anonstallion thread with a civil discussionWhat a gem in the rough do my eyes spot here?
MIA writefags please come back.Derpy x anonstallion Tempest x anonstallionLimestone x anonstallion
>>41600998All the "censored" are at the filly thread
>>41597180>>41600174Kek, I can't believe I missed that. I kind of want to do Aryanne and Anon shooting a flak 88 now.
bump
>>41601843I like that mental picture.
>>41600625heh
>>41603037
>>41603118Never trust a beak.
>>41603652He's just like me
>>41603652He is me.
>>41603769heh
>>41603652Where did you get this picture of me?
>>41584348pinkie pie more like pinkie thigh
>>41603652thanks for taking this photo of me, it came out great
fuck
>>41584466A nice simply farm life with my apple wife and having lots of foals with her.
>>41605592an admirable fantasy
What classic vidja from your childhood would you play with your mare wife/wives?
>>41600625I wish there was more AnonZebra
>>41605384Need more edits like this
>>41606192Moondancer would love Civilization
>>41605592What's up with that cutie mark? Looks disturbingly like a centipede to me.
>>41606321I would love to watch Moondancer play civilization
>>41606333>Just one more turn...
>>41606358Very fitting
>>41593945
>>41606192>unicorn anon can't magiccould make a pretty funny story if you throw in Sweetie Belle who also struggles with magic
>>41606321i want to cum inside moondancer
>>41606648YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST
>>41593945>ComfyThis looks more dommy than comfy. Not that I'm complaining though.
>>41607282You don't find it comfy when a marefriend takes initiative to lay with you?
>>41607291Of course. But the dommy vibes dominate in this picture. And that's okay. It's what you would expect from a pony like Dash.
>>41584285I know anonfilly is a little tsundere shit and human anon is either literally you or sarcastic and sometimes rude, but how is anonstallion commonly characterized? Is he nice? Is he still as sarcastic? Is he a fag?
>>41607382>Is he nice? Is he still as sarcastic? Is he a fag?he can be whatever you want him to be, anonstallion doesn't get written that much, at least not in greentext, most transform stories are on fimfic, and the transform greens here are all filly trannie shit
>>41607382There's no 'definite' answer, but there are some art pieces that depict him as kinda unsure about his new situation in Equestria (when isekai'd), but he is generally friendly and well accepted. And the ponies around him tend to help him out too.
Pretty fair. But why it has a face?
>>41597252"Ragged fraggin' farmponies" You mutter your tame expletives to no one>It's been a few days since your house drifted over the local hicks>Long story short, things escalated>She woke up earlier to buck trees and wake you up>You "borrowed" some rain clouds and gave her a few mid-morning baths>She kicked more apples into your house>You struck a thundercloud outside her room>She scared a flock of bats into your house>You put her plough on a cloud>Now there's a tree in your living room>At this point, you've stopped questioning things"How badly would the weather factory miss their lightning machine?" You grunt as you try slamming your shoulder into the trunk>You attempt to kick- or rather, buck the tree out, but each time you do, your legs go numb>If they think it's so funny to stick a tree in your house, maybe you'll see how hard they laugh when you abandon them on a cloud for a day"Come! On! You! Stupid! Piece! Of! Wood!" With a final gasp you let yourself collapse onto your floor>Your pulled from your stupor by a somewhat familiar voice trying, and failing, to hold in her laughter>Propping yourself up on your elbows, you look up to see Prism sat on the tree>As your eyes finally meet hers, her suppressed giggles turn into outright guffaws>They say laughter is the best medicine, but you're a different kind of sick of these ponies>It is a little funny when she loses her balance and crashes out of the tree though>Dusting herself off, she chuckles one last time as you continue your fruitless attempts to evict your newest roommate>"Wow, you must have really gotten under Applejack's skin">You simply grunt in response>With a hop and flap of her wings, she lays on your kitchen counter, clearly enjoying the show as she helps herself to some of your food>Maybe if you ignore it, it'll go away>You've been telling your reflection that everyday since you got here>It hasn't worked yet>Turning around, you press your hooves to the lowest part of the trunk you can reach without pressing your belly to the ground and fly>Your arms ache>Your legs ache>Your wings ache>Your stomach aches from lack of food and Prism isn't helping by audibly eating your food>And now you're getting a headache>Hope comes to you in the form of a tiny glimmer as the tree's massive size shifts ever so slightly>Only for that glimmer to fizzle as your wings finally give out>Crashing into the ground, you feel an angry need to hit the tree, but your body is too weak to express it>"Dude, how long have you been doing this?">You glance up at the prismatic mare>Then at your clock>Then let your head hit the floor again"Twelve hours">She starts coughing and choking on the food she'd helped herself too>You'd help her if your body would respond>"Twelve!?""Yep. Woke up at six, found this in my living room, been trying to remove it ever since.">"How have you not made any progress in twelve hours?"
>>41608864>That was enough to fuel your body into finally getting up"Why? WHY!?" You're in her face quicker than you intended to, and by her reaction, quicker than she expected. "I'll tell you why! Because despite the fact I can fly high enough that ice starts to build up on my wings and I pass out, apparently, they're not strong enough to budge a who-knows-how-many ton tree. Because that cloud city miraculously broke all of its power tools on the same day. Because despite there being a literal, actual store down in that town whose SOLE product for sale is axes and saws, today they were out of stock somehow. Because when I came home to just cut my losses and use a knife to at least get rid of the branches, I found this!">You shove a sticky note into the mare's chest>It reads "Hiya, I hope you don't mind, but I needed to borrow these, I Pinkie Promise to bring 'em back tomorrow. Your Party Planner, Pinkie Pie">For some reason it's made with what seem to be newspaper cut outs, despite the fact she signed it"I don't even know who that is! The reason I'm still here is because SOMEHOW a pony with no magic got a TREE into a CLOUD!">Because this whole day is a joke, and you're the punchline>That's why you're still here>With your rant over, you finally feel the weight of your own panting, heaving chest>And your eyes focus>The emotion on her face is difficult to read, it's a whole lot of different things mixed into one>Though you're pretty sure you see pity in there>Pulling yourself back from the mare you walk back up to the tree, slump against it, and simply bump your head against it over and over>You loved to fly, but sometimes you hated this place>"Alright, so, you went all over Cloudsdale, and all over Ponyville to try and get rid of this thing, right?">You don't even bother answering, but she takes your continued bumping as a nod>"Did you ever consider just... asking for help?">You stop as your head hits the tree once more"Ask who? I don't know anyone here. What am I even supposed to do? Just go up to a random in the street and say 'hi, nice to meet you, there's a tree in my house, want to waste your day getting it out?'">You stare blankly at the mare, and she rolls her eyes with a groan at your tone>"Um, yeah?""Look, Prism-">"That's not my name!">You pause briefly and feel your muzzle twist in confusion as you crane your neck awkwardly to look at her"What?">"My name's not 'Prism', it's Rainbow Dash! How do you not know that!?""Because... I... never... asked?">"Then why didn't you!?""I didn't need to know it. We're just co-workers.">"Ju- just-? What!?">You're too tired for this so simply let your head fall to hit the tree again>It's quiet for a while>It's nice>Then you feel a hoof on your shoulder, and it rubs in small circles>The touch is fidgety and the rub is awkward>She's clearly as unsure of what she's doing as you are>It's still nice, despite it all
>>41608866>"Do... have you really not made any friends since you moved here?">You bring your hooves up and over your eyes>Your stupid fucking hooves>If there was ever a time to wake up from this dream, it would be now>Her hoof stops on you>You can still feel her>You're not waking up>A shudder escapes you and you blink away the burning in your eyes, thankful that you covered your eyes"Who am I even supposed to talk to?" You're only just able to keep your balance on the tightrope of keeping your voice under control. "I've only been here a few months, and the only ponies who seem to want to talk to me are that crazy librarian, or that hyperactive ball of pink">Her hoof lifts from you and a pause settles in the air>"Uh, dude, you do know those are two of my best friends, right?">You look at her and hope your eyes aren't red"No, I didn't. Sorry.">You meant it too>It surprises even you>She slowly sits beside you and places her head next to yours on the tree>"Don't worry about it, you're only half-wrong about them. Twilight's just an egghead. She wants to know more about you.">Yeah, that was the problem>"And Pinkie is just... well, Pinkie. She throws parties for everyone. I think it's actually bothering her that she hasn't thrown you one yet. Wait-" Her eyes widen slightly as she tilts her head to get a better view. "has your birthday passed since you got here?">You nod lazily and she sucks in a breath through her teeth>"Pinkie was really hoping you'd start getting to know ponies before then. Her head turns away as she mutters to herself. "Maybe I can convince one of the others to tell her.""Why are you here Pris- Dash?">She looks over at you again, this time like you'd told her the dumbest thing ever>"Why else? To help." Her face slowly shifts into a smirk though. "Unless you'd rather make another fly to Axes and Saws?">You hit your head against the trunk of the tree again, and your answer comes out in a muffled mouthful of bark>"Come again?" She asks, with a hoof to her ear>Pulling your muzzle away, you groan"Will you please help me move this tree out of my house?">"There you go!" She says, standing as she bumps your shoulder lightly. "You just made your first friend!">You can't help but look up at her>She extends her hoof out to you with a mischievous, yet warm smile, and you can't help but accept it>"Give it a year, maybe you'll have more.">Her jokes spurs a small chuckle out of you as you look the tree up and down"So, any ideas on how to move this thing?">"Well, that depends. Do you want to move it before or after I help you push your house away from Applejack's farm?""After. Definitely after." You kick off from the tree>Sure, the apple pony would probably take it as a concession>But at this point, you're too far from sense to care anymore
>>41608876>"Moving a cloud house can be a bit of a hassle. You ever done it before?">If "would I be in this situation if I had done it before?" could be found in a look, it would be found in yours now>"Right, my bad." She laughs off her own question. "Then, let's take a fly. I can talk you through it, you can relax, then we can come back. Sound good?" She says all this as she heads towards your front doorYou can't stop the question that comes to mind as you follow her. "Why are you helping me so much?">"Look dude, I'm glad we talked the other day, but I kind of get the feeling you need to be SHOWN more than told that there's more out there.">You pause at the door and briefly swap your gaze between her and the world outside>Ultimately, she wasn't wrong>In truth, you'd barely experience anything>On the ground at least>But you'd explored a lot of the sky>Every time of day>Every kind of weather>With your new wings by your side, you almost felt invincible>The sky seemed endless>But you were always trying to explore it all>Letting yourself only go to the ground just to buy food>Still, even then you kept yourself off the ground, flapping your wings lazily to keep yourself in a hover>Maybe she could help you make that first step after all>Thinking about it, maybe you could apologize to that apple pony too>As long as it was a mutual apology>Honestly, thinking about it, you were now more impressed than annoyed by what she did>"So." her voice pulls you out of your thoughts and pulls your head back to her>The sun had only just begun to dip beyond the mountains in the distance, the orange glow seemed to illuminate her, highlighting that particular part of her mane>"Since we haven't hung out before, let's do this properly this time. I'm Rainbow Dash.">She offers you a hoof and you feel a light smile slowly crawl it's way back onto your face as you breathe just a little easier>With a bump you press your hoof against hers and do what the equivalent of a handshake is to these ponies"Nice to meet you.">With a flap of your wings you take off and you hear her quickly follow behind you>"Hey, dude, you kind of did it wrong.">Confused, you stare at your hoof, how did you mess up something that simple>"No, not that part. I mean... well- actually never mind.">That peaks your curiosity>Quickly wracking your brain through the last interaction and times before, you try to figure out what went wrong>Like lightning, a thought crosses your mind>It's equal parts ridiculous and possible>Her eyes shift slightly as she seems to suspect your theory"Rainbow... when we met, you said barely anyone knows my name.">"Yeah, well- it's true." She responds, almost in protest"And the entire, brief, time we've talked, you've only ever called me "dude" haven't you?">"I-""Do you not know my name?" You cut her off before she can defend herself and your face breaks into a full smirk as she stutters and falls over her own words
>>41608883>"I- well I just- and Mayor Mare wouldn't- and the filing system for the Weather Team isn't-" she cuts herself off with a groan before her arms go limp at her side, her wings keeping her up. "Yeah, alright, I don't remember your name. If I ever learned it. Sorry.">You almost forget the tree in your house with how hard you laugh>Initially annoyed at your laugh, Rainbow slowly joins in>Wiping a tear with a wing you slowly calm down and share a smile with the mare and offer a hoof>She bumps it lightly and gives it a shake"My name's Anonymous." With a beat of your wings, you start flying again, doing some lazy spins and flips to get started>"Weird name""Said the rainbow pony with the rainbow mane">"Hey MY name makes sense""Whatever helps you sleep at night">"Hey, that thing you said before, "see you around or on the ground" is that like, a catch phrase or something?""No.">"Is it just a thing you say?""No.">"Are you gonna use it?""No.">"Can I?""No.">She takes a faux dive at you, tucking your wings, you do a spiral turn around her body to avoid her>While you had tucked your wings, she hadn't and lost slight control, but regained it just as quickly>As she turns back to you, she flies at you again, and suddenly it feels like a game of air-tag>"Come on, I've got this fan club thing, I bet they'd love it.">Again you narrowly avoid her by curling your side inward"Maybe if you catch me. How about that?">You almost immediately regret your words as a playful smile bursts onto her face with a fire in her eyes>"Oh you are SO on">She dives at you again, and all your mental systems go on auto-pilot>And slowly, thoughts of an annoying tree fade for nowwhy does inspiration for this come when I'm half-asleep?
>>41603652He's literally me
>>41608889Barrier between conscious and unconscious is weaker. All the best ideas come when half asleep, either in the morning or at night.
>>41607382The few times I've seen him written he's been a bit awkward, quiet, and introverted - but not so much those are his defining traits.And I don't remember him being a dickbag Anny N. Mous who's a cunt to everyone, but rather just a pony who's maybe a bit insecure but means well and wants the best to everyone else.So, yeah, he can be whatever you want and there isn't a pre-defined personality for him like there is for anonfilly.
>>41608889I'm really liking how you are writing Anon, he feels so natural and isn't a colossal asshole, like most people write him. Very comfy story so far. Keep it up.
>>41609638What this guy said.Keep it up, I'm looking forward to more!
>>41610999checkd australian satani knew i had this pic saved somewhere
>>41608889Good stuff, Anon.>why does inspiration for this come when I'm half-asleep?Because your mind loves to give you the best ideas when your proofreading is the least active. It's always like that.
>>41606192>anonstallion has a unicorn horn but doesnt give any shits to learn how to use itkino
>>41610999>>41611151This is tied to a longer story, isn't it?
>>41611956Two different oneshttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39067537/#q39195918And the file name has the name of the green in it for the other
Have some Anonkirin.
>>41612327wow wow wow man thats some good stuffeven made her hoofpuppet
>>41612327More kirin
>>41612315Ah, I see. Thanks.
>>41612327I love the kirin
Anon changeling when?
>>41614492in the middle of writing a green for that pic unrelated
>>41612327The colors look pretty okay too.
Bump for good anon
>>41614797Hype!
Uppity.
say the line anon
>>41616513That image looked weird to me and I just realized why. He doesn't have a tail.
>>41616959That Dash's face is 50% chin
>>41617029Unfortunate angle. Still Dash though.
>>41617724I don't see the connection between these two.
>>41608889Im really loving this green, if is possible keep making more please and if you or someone can make a ponepaste to save it, it would be the best.
>>41614797Fuck yeah, waiting for it
>>41617995I have it on a google doc, so I'll probably put it on a ponepaste at some pointstill gonna make more, it'll just take time
Is there a list of anonstallion/anoncolt greens?
>>41618079I don't think there have been enough greens for a list to be made, the only one I can recall from recent memory was one linked in a rgre thread a while ago
>>41618452There's a bunch of CYOA's but I don't think those are what he's looking for.
What do you think about Sefastpon's really gay anon stallion art?
>>41618508I have no idea who that is.
>>41618508>really gay stallion artHaha, you should totally post some so we can all make fun of, hahaha.
>>41585317Anon's physique here is good
>>41618079You need more than a couple stories for there to be a list.
>>41619704A touch on the slim side though.
>>41585317>Haha smolIm kind of afraid to ask, but what is Anonstallion laughing at and calling smol?
>>41620502The one who drew that's oc.
>>41620502Human dick. And that's not wrong.
Bump for good anon stories, please write them.
>>41621282im autist and need everything to be perfect, please understand
>>41620796Haha
>>41622591Why is the size difference so striking?
>>41622787poison joke?anon probably remembered the flower being a thing while his marefriend there forgot about it existing entirelysay some stuff about her being a small mare or something with enough regularity for it to manifest in her getting cursed with being massiveor maybe the inverse, maybe hes tiny?
>>41620796Funny
>>41622591>>41622827Romance story between a big anon and little anon when?
>>41623326Seconding this.
>>41623326>romance between Anonsif you want fag shit go to the anonfilly thread
>>41623441I’m a fag, not a pedo
>>41608889"Why am I here?">You tiredly rub at your eyes>With minimal success>It was early>Way too early>The sun wasn't even up yet>But that apple pony was>Thankfully you'd been moved away from audible range>It was very irritating to try and clear your eyes with hooves>Holding stuff without thumbs was one thing>Getting the sleep out of your eyes without gouging your eyes with a hoof was another>Across from you was Rainbow Dash>She looked as tired as you felt>With a yawn, her wings fluttered lightly behind her in a stretch>It was contagious, as you did the same>The sight brought a giggle to her>Her voice was a little rough, but she had a cute laugh>Despite them being aliens, you couldn't deny the good things about them>"Well, it turns out that, somehow, we're short a few rain and storm clouds, so the weather factory suddenly needs somepony to spend some early overtime making up the difference before they can be moved out to the teams.">You hum, choosing to ignore her knowing gaze>"You wouldn't happen to know anything about those stolen clouds, would ya Anon?""Nope." You dismiss casually>A half-truth>Sure, they weren't yours, but they're clouds, they're not exactly labelled>You glance at Rainbow and sees she's completely unconvinced"Look, Dash, I didn't do it, but even if I did, she deserved it and it was worth it.">This brings a snicker through the mare's nose>You glance around the sleepy diner you two were sat in>For some reason, the pegasus who owned the place liked to open the place early and close it late>'To catch the stragglers in the weird hours' she said>You suppose it helped that she seemingly lived above the place"Weirdly enough, that doesn't answer my question.">"I was not so subtly saying that, if you don't help me, I'm throwing you under the carriage." Her messy mane half hangs over her eyes as she gives you a tired smirkYou scoff in mock hurt. "Honestly, is that anyway to treat a friend? With blackmail?">"I could say that a friend would just help without the need of blackmail but you're..." she pauses, searching for the word"Incredibly charming?">"I was gonna say weird, but whatever floats your boat.">You both share a laugh as you finally hear the trotting of hooves and the slight rattle of a tray>Following it was the tantalizing smell of morning fuel>The mare had a soft pink coat and strawberry-blonde mane tied up in a bun and covered by a hairnet, a small pair of glasses balanced on her nose>"Hot Stuff, coming through." She says to the other non-existent patrons as she slides the trays she'd delicately balanced on her wings to you both. "And I ain't just talkin' about the food." She finishes with a small wink to you"I can tell." You respond with a wink of your own>A month ago, you wouldn't have been caught dead flirting with these aliens>You were barely used to looking at yourself, let alone them
>>41623815>Ever since you'd started getting out of your little bubble though, you'd decided to start thrusting yourself out of your comfort zone>It was like throwing a kid in the deep end>Uncomfortable, and you had no idea what you were doing>But when you got used to it, it wasn't so bad>She laughs heartily, clearly more awake than you and slaps the table with a hoof>"Colt, you must be new here." Her laughs turn into chuckles.>"That's her name, featherhead." Rainbow said through barely concealed snickers>Your face twists uncomfortably as you try to hide behind your wing, causing both mares to laugh a little more>It's a soft laugh though, so at least you're stuck comfortably in feeling embarrassed>Seems you've drowned in this particular pool>A poke from a pink hoof jolts you and you pull your wing down>"You're lucky my husband doesn't pick up his shift until the kids are up, out of the house and in school." Her smile told you she was in equal parts enjoying your embarrassment and trying to comfort your slip-up. "But I tell you what, smart mouth, you made an old mare smile, and that ain't easy. This one's on the house.">Seriously?>Just like that?>This place was always weird most, in a good way most of the time, luckily>"So, can I get you two anything else?" She looks between you both and walks off with a nod when you wave her away>Hash browns, hay bacon, hay fries, eggs and coffee>It confused you the first time you saw eggs on a menu here, but after trying them you didn't care>Why some animals were aware and some were still dumb as rocks, you didn't know, or care>The hay bacon took a while to get used to>After a month of no meat, you swallowed your pride, choked some down, and found it passable>It didn't hold a candle to a nice crispy strip of pig meat, but you'd been happy enough on this new, forced vegetarian diet>As you dig into the food, you feel the food and coffee finally beginning to grease the creaking cogs in your brain and limbs"How do you even use the machines in the factory?">You don't pull your face up from your food as you throw out the question>Through your peripherals, you see that Rainbow stays engulfed in her own meal as she answers>"I can show you. I'm technically trained to be a Weather Team Captain.""But you're not?">"Nah.""Why? Pay not worth it?">"I still get paid a captain's wage for knowing, but we have enough that I'm basically just in reserves.">Maybe you should look into this captain thing>You weren't exactly strapped for cash>But more couldn't hurt>Then again, you never really found yourself wanting>Everything just seemed to run really well>Benefits of immortal, benevolent rulers and gold being as common as rocks>"Besides, I don't wanna stay on the weather team anyway.""Going somewhere?">The flick of her rainbow mane catches the edge of your sight and you look up>She strikes a small pose which is decidedly less impressive by her bedhead and tired eyes
>>41623816>"You're looking at a future Wonderbolt!""A what now?">You turn your muzzle back down to your plate as a small silence falls between you two>As it persists, you pause and look up>She's staring at you slack jawed>Shit, that was something else a normal one of these lot was supposed to know, wasn't it?>"You don't know who the Wonderbolts are!? Did you live under a rock before you came here?""If I said 'yes' would you let me go back to my hay bacon?">"Hay bacon schmay bacon!">That's a no then>"The Wonderbolts are only the greatest aerial team in all of Equestria! Any pegasi who's any pegasi knows who they are, and wants to be one of them.">You place a hoof on your coffee and a wing in front of your plate as her wing sweeps in a wide arc for dramatic effect>While your order remains safe, she's scattered hay fries over the table and her coffee mug clinks as it spins towards the edge of the table>"Their members have invented all sorts of techniques. Like the Thunderbolt Corkscrew, or the Blind Triad!">You lazily unfurl a wing to catch her forgotten coffee as it slips off the table's edge, and slide it back to her"Uh huh.">As Rainbow gets engrossed in her fangirling, you glance around the diner to take it in>It was old fashioned in designed, but kept like new>Hot Stuff clearly took pride in the place>Pride well deserved, you thought>A glance over at the mare in question shows her giving you a small nod>Thankful that she wouldn't have to clean up coffee and shattered ceramic most likely>You turn your gaze out the window>Cloudsdale was a uniquely vertical city, even here, rather deep into the city, you could still see to its edge and to Equestria beyond>The streets were empty because the sane ponies were still asleep>"But the best of them has got to be their leader.">Speaking of crazy>You tune back into Dash now that she seems to be winding down>"She's been an idol of mine for a while. Spitfire.">The plane!?>Probably not>But still"What's she done that's impressed you so much? Flew through fire or something?">"She's the youngest pony to ever become the leader of the Wonderbolts. You can imagine which record of theirs I want to beat huh?" She raises her eyebrows at you teasingly>You don't know>Taking the longest nap coma?"All of them?">"See. You already know me so well.">You share a smile as you begin to finish your breakfast, as she realizes that she barely touched hers during her rant>Not that it matters as she races through it quick enough to finish her plate before you>As she chews through her mountain in a mouthful, a thoughtful look crosses her face as her eyes narrow at you>Poking your face, you check for any scraps of food that stuck to your fur, but find none"What? >"You...""Me." You confirm>"I'm just wondering what the Wonderbolts record for altitude flying is""Probably like... two.">"Two?"You nod. "Two whole altitudes, at least."
>>41623817>She gives you an unimpressed look, which you return with a smirk>Her face doesn't break from the look, but you do see the smallest twitch at the corner of her lips>You throw up your hooves and settles your smirk into a smaller smile"Sorry, sorry, I can tell they mean a lot to you, I- I just don't have that same investment. Alright?">This seems to satisfy her as the resting smile returns to her>"It's alright, dude, I kind of get it. Honestly, it's weird, but kind of nice to have someone who's clueless like you.""Thank... you?">"You're welcome." She smirks. "I guess it's like... getting another perspective! You know?">You nod along with her words as you finish off the last scraps of food and dregs of coffee>Noticing your meal winding down, Hot Stuff comes by and clears the table before walking off, waving you both off with no cheque>You weren't gonna look that particular gift horse in the mouth>Free food is free food>Doesn't matter where you go>As you both slip out of the booth, you stretch out one last time as you make your way to the door>"You ready to get to work, Anon?" With a flap of her wings, she hovers above you"No. Any chance you could tie down my wings and throw me off the edge so I can go home?">She smiles at your attempt at humour, though it's a little uncertain>As you smirk up at her she relaxes, glad that you were, in fact, joking>With a beat of your own wings you join her in the air, and begin the climb through the city towards the factory>"Hey, since we're gonna have a few hours before the main bulk of workers come in, I've been meaning to ask, what's with your cutie mark?""What's a cutie mark?">She stops in the air, staring at you, a mix of disbelief and annoyance in her eyes as you fly past her>"You have GOT to be messing with me, dude!"
>>41623818niseu
>>41623818I haven't been this invested in a green in a very long time. Thank you, and keep it up.
>>41623818>more greenNeat. This is good.
More kirin!
>>41600220
Up for more green.
Bump for more drawing.
>>41625953I adore them!
God tier thread, glad Anonstallion is still going and I hope for its longevity. Someday there will be a big story repository for this like some other threads have. Also, humans don't belong in Equestria.
>>41627025>humans don't belong in Equestria.BASED!
>>41627044>He landed StrawberryThis feels like an achievement.
>>41627436>he doesn't know the original
>>41627437That is the original one
>>41625953>anon having to sit there and listen to a song he already knows but he dosent want to interrupt her out of courtesy
>>41625953kirins are so fucking adorable why wont hasjew give us more of them? :(
>>41627754China got plushies of Autumn
>>41627809i should get a poni plush one day
>>41625953gonna do requests tomorrow or nah?
>>41627437I know what you're trying to do here. Fuck off.
>>41628489I'm going to do a few more Anon and Autamn pics. Go ahead and start making requests, and I'll start on them when I'm done with the kirin.
>>41629153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcTzbr-9oMU
>>41629153Is that supposed to be Blueblood?
>>41629140And then they will celebrate with firey Nirik sex
>>41629140After the kirin, more kirin.
>>41629733>trapHe doesn't looks very feminine though.
>>41630226good, sick of drawing mares and calling them stallions
>>41629140hows about......anon helping pinkie bake a massive cake!!
>>41629153>saving the image in an aislop resolution so it trips my filtersreeee
>>41627437>trying to peddle your cuck fetish againnah mate. you fan fuck right off with that rubbish.
>>41631017Would.
>>41632000I'm jealous
>>41632000And then they kissed
>>41623818I really love this green, is cute and funny and I want more, thanks flr the update
>>41632000Cute, anon your drawings are too cute
>>41634359urge to write a green rising
>>41634359This is hotter than it has any right to be.
>>41634448DO IT!
>Hey, you’re the new kirin everyone’s been talking about, right?>Your name’s Anon?>So... YOU WANT TO GO FISHING WITH US?!?>Haha, easy there, Forest. Let’s not scare him off right away.>Sorry about that, Forest here can get a little too excited at times. I’m Autumn Afternoon, this is Forest Fall and Pumpkin Smoke. We wanted to officially welcome you to the tribe and see if you’d like to spend the day with us?>PLEASE SAY YES!>After we catch some fish, we’re heading over to the brewery for a couple of beers. It'll be a good chance to relax, and tell you stories about our tribe.>So, what do you think, Anon? Up for a bit of fishing and hanging today?Wat do?
>>41634991>Invited to a guy's night right upon entranceJackpot. Accept, of course.
>>41634991I imagine Autumn would be the shouty one
>>41634991sorry lads, I'm autistic as fuck and I would ruin the mood. I'm just gonna go find a secluded place and belly slap all day.
>>41635705A bit, but not like Pinkie or so though. She just loves to talk a lot.
>>41635880Other Autumn
>>41623818>"So, you talk now, huh?""Apparently so- um... Flutter?">"It's actually Flitter, and she's my sister, I'm Cloud Chaser.">The mare points at a very similar pegasus who gives you both a wave>Like you, she's helping put the finishing touches on the weather routine>Now you're gonna have to figure out what to focus on to differentiate those two>Differences, differences, differences>Your eyes dart between the two mares>Should be easy enough>They were both a sort of purple color, but she had some white in her slightly spiky styled mane and tail>The other’s mane was more straight and combed down, with a bow>"You know, you actually lost me some bits""Wait, what? How?">Since your work is basically done, you lean against a cloud>She joins in>"The whole weather team had this betting pool going that you were a mute.">She shrugs>As if she'd just told you the most casual thing in the world>"It started off as twenty bits from each pony, every month that passed with nopony confirming yes or no, another twenty went in. I lost 120 bits.">Six months>Had it really been that long?>Had you really been that bad?>How much worse would you have become?>Your internal struggle doesn't go unnoticed>A yelp escapes you as you're startled out of your thoughts by a poke>Her previous worry devolves into a small snicker>"S- sorry, I just wasn't expecting that.">Despite your own worries, you let yourself relax again>"If it makes you feel any better, Flitter was on the side of the betting pool that you weren't mute, even splitting it as we are, I'm making a profit.">Meaning there were more ponies who thought you were mute, than ones who thought you weren't>"Oh, that didn't help, did it?">Sighing, you simply wave the mare off"Meh, I'll get over it.">"By doing that... passing out thing you do?""Why? Is there another betting pool I should know about?">Her wings stiffen and eyes dart from side to side>You’re not sure if you’re surprised or not that there was>"Uh- what's that Flitter!? Coming!">Without another word she follows the imagined words away>Initially, the thought stung, now these betting pools were just amusing>Who knew you could become such a talk of the town by doing nothing?>As you've been doing the past few months, you clock out and make your way out of the factory>Recently you've really noticed just how much of a community these ponies really are>Not just have>Are>They seem to live and breathe each other's lives>And they were all too happy to bring you fully into the fold>All too quickly too, some part of your brain adds>Old memories told you not to trust people who smiled too wide or too often or were too eager to talk to you>But these weren't people>It was a strange thing to have to keep reminding yourself>Did the fact you had to remind yourself mean you were getting comfortable?>You shiver a little at the thought>Unlike your old co-workers, you don't exchange mindless pleasantries and empty greetings
>>41636117>Some of the pegasi of the factory fall in beside you and talk to you>Sharing some of their life and day and you sharing the same>They even ask you questions, actual questions, that you have to think about>Like they actually cared about you>It's nice>You're not sure why you didn't want any of this>"There he is!">Ah, there's that scratchy voice you've grown fond of>With the sound of soft exertions and a blur of rainbow hues, Rainbow Dash does a small spin in the air before landing in front of you>"Was wondering where you flew off too">She walks backwards as she talks to you>It's all said with the cool confidence, and slight cockiness you've come to enjoy"I was looking for you, slowpoke.">A small teasing "ooo" comes from the other ponies>Seriously, were you all adults, or children?>Maybe these ponies just knew how to enjoy themselves>From what you've seen, it's the latter>She moves so that, still walking backward, she's just a few inches from you>"As Applejack would say, "them's fightin' words" you really want to race me?""Depends, we doing speed, or endurance?">Cause if it was speed, you would graciously fly with your metaphorical tail between your legs>Maybe the literal one too>But if there was anything you'd built up in your months of flying>It was endurance>You admittedly weren't as confident as you tried to show even in that>She had literal decades on you>But your ego demanded you at least consider giving yourself 50:50 odds>She laughs lightly>"You think you can take me in either?""I KNOW I can fly TWICE as high as you can">She pauses, then lowers herself slightly, wings flared>You match her>It was at times like these you were thankful you weren't a complete hermit>Just a partial one>You'd managed to figure out some pony mannerisms simply by watching>"So... it's a bet?""What are the stakes?">"Besides the ego-boost?""Or ego-check in your case.">Another chuckle from her>And one from you for good measure>The jingle of coins pulls your attention to a, quite frankly, hefty coin purse she pulls out>"I just so happened to win this from a certain betting pool about a certain pony, if you win, it's yours.""And if you win?">"WHEN I win... you have to do me a favor.">That makes you pause>And her smirk tells you she intended that>Money was nice>But a blank cheque?>Could be trouble>If you had to cash it in>Screw it>The time of routines was over, now was the time to live dangerously"You're on, Prism~">You smirk as she huffs out of her nose>She didn't like the nickname you'd given her>But she'd never given you reason to think she outright hated it>You hold out a hoof and she bumps against it in a shake>"Tomorrow, this weekend, midday, sharp.""You want to wait? Why not today?">"You've still got the work gunk on ya, I want you at your best when I wipe the sky with you.""I get it, you need a day to figure out how to come to terms with your inevitable loss."
>>41636120>You both share a small smile before heading out of the factory and taking to the skies>"So, you want to hit Hot Stuff's? And maybe not flirt with a married mare this time?">You roll your eyes>That wasn't going away anytime soon>You both weave through the soft clouded buildings and alleys of Cloudsdale as you descend away from the factory"Don't worry, I'll keep my flirting to single mares from now on.">You can tell she has a number of clever comebacks to your words>Luckily she seems to choose the most tame>"Good idea, and I mean, hey, if you want some practice, I think Cloud Chaser likes you.""How is that possible? I'm pretty sure I learned her name today.">Rainbow shows off her mastery of flying and acrobatics casually by flipping so she's flying backwards as she shrugs at you>"Stoic, silent, reckless but good at flying? Some mares like that I guess.""You almost sound like you're describing yourself.">Her head snaps to you, brow raised and confusion painted on her face>Hook, line and sinker"You know, except for the 'silent' bit.">Her confusion shifts to a more flat look"Or the 'stoic' bit.">You meanwhile, smirk wider"And that "good at flying" is also a bit generous, so reckless- you're just reckless.">She holds her unamused look for a moment before a smirk cracks the façade and she shakes her head, causing her mane to sweep back forth over her eyes>"Idiot..." she mutters under her breath "Back to Cloud Chaser though. Didn't I lose her a bunch of bits by being able to talk?">"That's perfect then," she nudges you with a hoof, "you can make it up to her by taking her on a date.""I assume Hot Stuff's would probably be a bad first date choice?">"Oh, relax. And don't worry, this trip's gonna be on me.">You wave her off as you land"You don't need to do that, I'm gonna be getting a ton of bits soon.">She knows where you're going with this, but doesn't stop you>"Oh really?">Hot Stuff leads you two to a booth, smiling as she enjoys listening to your back and forth"Yeah, you won't believe this, Dash, but some sucker made this bet with me that she's obviously gonna lose.">"Oh really? Do I know her?">You shake your head"Doubt it. Her name's Prism. Loud, kind of obnoxious, though her voice isn't too bad to listen to I guess, once you get over how scratchy it is.>She chuckles on her side of the booth before leaning forward>"It's funny you mention a bet, cause this absolute featherhead I know made a bet he's gonna lose too.""Oh yeah? What are you getting out of it?">"A favor, I can't believe the colt actually agreed to it. Celestia, I'm not sure what's gonna be more fun, the favor, or watching him squirm while he waits for me to make up my mind.""Do I know this colt?">"Well, he's a loner, nopony knows his name," she leans forward, with a wing by her muzzle, as if to hide her words, "and between you and me, I think he's mute."
>>41636122You nod thanks to Hot Stuff as she brings over your usual coffee first. "Or maybe he just finds you all annoying." You hide your smirk in the mug as Rainbow chuckles into hers.>"Order up, hon!" A deep voice bellows from somewhere in the bowels of the diner's kitchens>Short Fuse, Hot Stuff's husband>Thankfully he just has an affinity for fireworks>Temper of a saint>Gave you a mean stink-eye when you first met>For about two seconds before breaking into good-natured laughter>He liked to pat you on the back a lot>And for a pegasus he walloped like an earth pony>Luckily never too hard>Speaking of earth ponies>You should probably apologize to Applejack>She'll probably be there with Rainbow's other friends when they hear about your little bet competition>That thought sparks a reminder in your mind"Hey, Rainbow.">She looks up at you"How many betting pools are there going on about me?">Now she looks nervously everywhere but at you>"Duck!" Short Fuse calls from the kitchen>A glance over shows no food coming out>You briefly whip a head around>There weren't any griffons here>Ponies didn't... did they?>Seemingly, in your confusion, Hot Stuff had come and gone with your order>Rainbow probably ordered for you>She only knew you a few days>Which either meant she ordered you the perfect meal>Or something you were gonna hate>It was hard to tell with her>"Tell you what, Anon, I'll let you in on the betting pools, IF, you help me win them""Only if I get half of what you win">"Only if you don't get half of what I've already won. You either get all or nothing tomorrow""Only if you cover the tab>"Deal.">She puts her hoof forward, and you bump and shake it>"Duck!" Short Fuse calls again>Again, you look and nothing, though you do feel a slightly harsh breeze>You glance behind you>The door's not open, and there wasn't any strong winds scheduled for a few days>"So, anyway, you already know the first one. Let me see, what other ones were there?">She taps her chin with a hoof in thought>How many bets have you caused?>Unfurling her main primary, she uses it like a finger to point to her other wing as she counts the feathers and bets>"There's one about when you're gonna crash during those flights you go on.">Considering she was worried about scraping you off a hillside a few days ago, you wonder which side of that betting pool she's on>"One's about your name, no one won that-""What did ponies think it was?">"There was a bet for Emerald Blitz, mine, one was Green Feathers," you almost argue that one, then you remember who you're talking to, "and the one was Petrichor Wind">Strange strange names becoming stranger still>"There's another one about where you're from">That'll be another one she loses>"One's about what your cutie mark means">You glance down at the strange mark on your flank>You'd been aware of them since you arrived here and tried to scrub yours off
>>41636123>A simple black question mark branded on you that contrasted against your green coat>"And the last one's about whether you're gay or not.""WHAT!?">Her face splits into a silent laugh as she chokes on air before devolving into a wheezing mess>When she finally gets some air into her lungs she bursts into cackles and laughter and tears as she can't even look at you before breaking into more laughs>"Dude, you should have seen your face!">You grumble, but only slightly>That was something you could get back at her later for>Right now, you're enjoying yourself>"Order up!" Short Fuse calls and you hope that it's yours>Someone smiles down on you as you're correct>A small kick under the table jolts Dash to her sense as she wipes away the last of the tears, still giggling to herself as Hot Stuff puts your plates in front of you, glancing between you two with a smile>What's in front of you is new, but as you try it, you don't hate it>Maybe Dash took a shot in the dark and landed a hit>Other than the occasional relapse into chuckles from Dash, your meal is pleasantly quiet>You wonder what you'll do when you're done here>"Duck!" Again, Short Fuse calls and you roll your eyes at the stallion>Curiously though, you see Rainbow lower her head, as if du->Your thoughts are interrupted as something slams into the back of your head>Hard>You hit the table and bounce off it, food now on your face>Motherfucker, you’re gonna hurt whoever threw that>Briefly your heart races and your breathing quickens>"Whoa- sorry dude, I forgot to tell you-">"MACH! You get your keister here, mister!>You're only vaguely aware of Rainbow talking to you and Hot Stuff yelling at... someone>Your senses slowly settle from the brief shot of adrenaline>"But moooooom, dad called out, it's not my fault he didn't-">"Don't you dare blame that nice stallion, young colt, now you go over there and you apologize.>"But this is our house.">"We've been over this, upstairs in the house, this is the business, and everypony loves letting you fly around, but he's new.">"But-">Short Fuse finally moves himself through the hole in the wall that acts as the window between kitchen and diner>A red coat with a two-tone orange and yellow mane cut short and sharp, with stubble covering his muzzle>Looked as tough as his name implied and also added to why his stink-eye had you worried before you found out he was as soft as his food was tender>"That's enough buts outta you mister, you've only got the one anyway, now stop arguing with your mother and go apologize, he probably ain't even mad, just rattled.">Hot Stuff comes over, a colt in tow>Well, guess you’re gonna have to vent your anger with a few flights>You almost feel bad for the kid, he was his mother's kid through and through>Almost, he did wham you pretty good>Pink coat flecks of red in his wings, and a strawberry blonde mane, though it was cut in the same style as his old man's
>>41636126>Probably to offset the coat and try and show some of Short Fuse's toughness>But still, pink coat on a colt, probably in school>And kid's can be cruel>He mumbles something as his hoof digs at the cloud ground>"Speak Ponish, not Mumble, Mach. And look at him, you're not talkin' to the floor, sweetheart">He looks up, and you notice the tiniest flinch as his gaze meets yours>Must have had a bad experience crashing into someone before>"S- sorry mister.""Relax kid, after all, there's nothing like a concussion to wake you up after a shift, I can probably sleep it off.">"Anon!" You let out a small "ow" as Rainbow kicks you beneath the table>Hot Stuff rolls her eyes, but smiles, glad that the situation went fine as she clears your ruined meal to get a new one>The colt begins fluttering off, looking downtrodden and Rainbow lightly kicks you again before nodding at him"Hey, kid! Mach, right?">He looks back at you"You hit like a flying freight train, you know that?">You rub the back of your head again, just to double-check you're fine>"I already said I was sorry!"I mean... you'd make a hell of a firefighter when you're older.">This stops the colt as his wings lightly click to his sides and he lands>"You really think so?""You kidding? Pretty sure you could break rocks at that speed, let alone some wood and burning buildings. Or a Royal Guard even.">His eyes light up as he trots back to your table>”Really!?”"Yeah, something that fast in metal armor? Celestia knows I'd never commit a crime with you around.">"Cooooool.">His gaze drifts off to somewhere>Waving a hoof in front of him is ineffective>Yep, he's daydreaming>Hot Stuff returns with a piping hot and new meal for you>"Alright, young colt, let's go help dad wash the dishes.">"But moooom, I did it yesterday, the others are helping today.">"Then do your homework">"I already did it, can I go outside?">The small family back and forth brings a small smile to you, though you pause as you glance up at Rainbow>She's eyeing you curiously"Worried about me?" You smirk>Your sarcasm confirms to her that all your mental faculties are fine and she scoffs>"Worried that you're gonna make out with your food again.""Shut up." You say with a chuckle>"No, seriously dude, save it for Cloud Chaser.""Shut up!" You may be louder, but your smile is wider as you flick some of the food at her>Luckily, you two don't devolve into a foodfight, just another conversation taking jabs at each other
>>41636128Glorious like always, thanks you so much for the update anon
>>41636128https://ponepaste.org/10481"Peganon" will be a temporary name until I can think of a better one or maybe it'll be that forever
>>41636128Adorable. Gonna be eagerly awaiting for more!
>>41636128so good
>>41636128Nice
>>41636128Continue.
>>41636162>peganon>peg anonAnon...
Last one for now. Things are picking up at work.
>>41637470These are adorable.
>>41636128>>41636162This is my favourite on-going green at the moment so I eagerly await more
>>41637102would you prefer susamous?
>Be Anonymous>Wake up some grass field somewhere>Have a killer headache, how did you even get out here?>Last thing you remember is driving home when a truck->oh shit you died>Either this is the afterlife or you got isekai’d into another world>This place looks too nice to be hell and you being some contrived anime protagonist is too stupid to believe>Might as well see what’s up here>Try to stand, but realize your hands look like green knobs now>Quickly find your body is covered in green, has wings matching your color, a black tail, and a question mark next to ass>oh shit this is actually heaven! Or maybe one of those last good dreams you see before they die>You’re an anon pegasus in mlp>Wait does that mean…>…>Ok good, still a guy and probably what ever the pony age equivalent of 20 is>Unfortunately, flying isn’t as natural as it look>Just gotta walk like a normal person (or pony I guess) to find civilization>Hopefully you’ll find Ponyville and won’t stand out for appearing out of nowhere
>>41637893>>Wait does that mean…imagine going to equestria as the autistic fillyi wanna go to equestria as a human so i can give ponies belly rubs. if i have to go as a poni then unicorn stallion sound kino
>>41637893>You’ve been walking for roughly a hour before finding a dirt path>Ok, this place is probably real since you can still think pretty clearly and should’ve ended already if you were dying>The sun seems to be slowly moving through the mid peak>It was never said if it moves throughout the day, so that doesn’t mean you’re not in Equestria>You realize this is your life now and you can’t just mess around to have fun>Honestly, it’s not any worse being real, this world is far more peaceful and a real utopia compared to Earth>Though the movie implies the rest of the world isn’t as perfect with places and people like Klugetown and the Storm King existing>Wonder if that means you’re here before that or after all that happened>Actually you could have arrived before the show starts>You might even be in G5 for all you know or the previous three shows you barely know about>Better make sure you figure out which one you’re in and what the canon is>Pony racism could still be a thing>Good news: Finally found a wooden sign pointing to a town>Bad news: It’s written in the fucking chicken scratch letters and you can’t understand any of it>No auto translation for you, so no idea what the name is>Here’s to hope “Ponish” is spoken like on the show and you’ll only have to worry about being illiterateI going to continue this tomorrow, probably the same time, these are the my first green and will be a short story and summary about an idea few writers seem to explore
>>41638013>an idea few writers seem to explorewhat idea? language barrier?
>>41637470can tell youre enjoying yourself heh
>>41638013I always like a good green, I will keep an eye on this
>>41638029These pics are 'simple', but cute as hell.
>>41638211indeed, thats why i saved them allthat was actually the last one of the requests he made last threadhope he feels up to taking some more this weekend
>>41637102yeah, yeah, I know"Green/Emerald Wings" or some variation of that is about the only other name I've got in mind, and at this point I'll take suggestions
>>41635893Oh, right.
>>41638476nta but>JadeWing>GreenTips>EmeraldPlumes>PonyForestGump IIIim not very good with names either
>>41638476Add a second a? That way it's more general, not all in you. It also means you can reasonably argue anyone who sees "peg a anon" and not "pega anon" is just being weird. Peganon can only be read as "Peg anon" (gay) and "Pega non" (you are pega bon), so either way it doesn't work. Green Wings sounds like something that makes you sick, or some weird St. Paddies day food (that makes you sick). I'm pretty sure Emerald Wings is the name of a Warriors adjacent franchise with dragons. Green Wings is better, and the the most informative name, as you are a green writer writing a green about a green green winged pony. Personally, i find Peganon funny, and would keep it or a derivative of it for that alone.
>>41638013>The town wasn’t too far off from what You’d expect to see>That old medieval style architecture with raw wood and stone that has the sort of fantasy and magic feeling>Maybe not an accurate way to describe it but you didn’t waste your time studying how to describe a building>It definitely wasn’t Ponyville in looks and vibes>A little too rugged and dark in general>Thankfully, pegasus eyes seem to be exceptional at spotting details from a unseen distance>The ponies seemed to mostly be made up of earth ones, but you can count the occasional pegasus among those on the streets or sky in the clouds above managing the weather>No unicorns, but you suspect most don’t often live in small towns and villages compared to the cities>With the old buildings and different ponies working together, the world is FiM after the tribes united and formed equestria in the heartwarming story>That should hopefully mean it’s safe to enter and learn more>Ok, first thing you notice is the language>Thankfully they’re still understandable, but the dialect is throwing you off>It reminds you of the old ponish Luna uses, as well as the Shakespeare way of speaking and how you’d imagine people spoke in the 18th century>Unfortunate, that implies you are likely long before the story you know even begun>FiM was always unclear on the past of equestria, mostly so they could retroactively add new things without breaking continuity too much>That left you in a large period of time where you didn’t know what was happening>At least once night comes, you can check for the mare on the moon to know if it’s pre or post banishment>You don’t even want to dare talk with anyone, you’d stand out just by the way you normally speak>That hasn’t stopped the ponies around here from staring at you and gawking>More seem to be giving the latter, but you’ve noticed their eyes seem to be looking somewhat above you>You make your way to a more secluded area before you use your hooves to check if theres something on your head or hair (“mane”) you didn’t notice>You realize there’s a horn on your head
>>41639115>Your an Alicorn>In ancient Equestria>And you just walked into a town, where everypony saw you and definitely are going to tell the rest of the country about your existence>You were expecting this life to be unremarkable, maybe just change some of the timeline like in those anon stories where they have foreknowledge of the show>But no, suddenly you’re one of the immortal horses that rule the country>Pretty sure that means your automatically royalty>Cadence and Twilight became princesses shortly after turning into Alicorns>Apparently you just appeared like this for no reason>Flurry Heart was born like this too (will be in the future) and even the princesses were surprised by that>Your definitely going to see them soon>No one wants an unknown Alicorn running through their lands, potentially plotting their downfall like Opaline did for thousands of years>How did she even do that, you never bothered to learn G5 lore>Oh well, maybe you can help Luna so Nightmare Moon doesn’t happen>Or help Celestia deal with her grief of being alone for hundreds of years with all the ponies she knows aging and passing>That probably was hard on her without her fellow immortal sister being someone who understands herThis is all I could write. I’ve noticed that not a lot of stories have tried to put anons in ancient Equestria. I’d imagined this as a setup for a story on the relationship with the princesses. Either Luna getting a friend that stops her from joining the darkness or a comfort story about what Celestia was doing during that a thousands years without her sister and no other Alicorn she could consider a peer on her level
>>41637470They're fun
>>41639229>Anonicorn x CelestiaSounds fun to me.
>>41640164There's a serious lack of itCelestia already likes ponies that treat her like an actual person and not a perfect princess that they fear displeasing, like Twilight
>>41639229Nothing else? Just "anon is an alicorn"?No idea about anything else in the story? No Flash-forming of a cult around Anon because he's a legendary creature, then sending him to solve some sort of unsolvable problem? No flash-forming of an angry mob because he's some kind of legendary wold-destroying monster/the people have just escaped from some other alicorn who had them oppressed?
>>41640368>Cult leader Alicorn Anon That would be so fucking awesome!
>>41640422Seems like something for RGREAn Anon appears, ponies are freaking out about the first male Alicorn and have already formed a cult around himThough he isn’t the leader because he’s a silly stallion that’s a pure virgin, even more proof of his divine nature
>>41640164Big mare hugs
>>41640164She'd have her work cut out for her. Celly would have to teach Anonicorn everything he needs to know.
>>41640368Maybe Anonicorn is just Celestia's imaginary friend, and that's why he caused no problems (directly).
>>41641442Could be
>>41640927The best hugs
>>41638029So supportive...
>>41642621That comes naturally to most ponies.
>>41642120Backwards mare hugs are better.
>>41643094Goddamn, I love Nookprints art.
>>41595026Why not?
>>41643094A bit more than just a hug.
>>41643094only if there is kissing and nuzzling involved
>>41643094Aren't the supposed to bite the neck
>>41644205That happens near the end.Also Flutts would definitely prefer slow and gentle, at least to start with.
>>41644317God, that's hot.
>>41644317Think she'd whimper?
>>41639103Either way, he's faggot
>>41643094is that the most optimal position for making a foal?
>>41645695No it's the reverse cowgirl
>>41643094Holy fuck, I want to mount a mare so bad and give her my foals. Do you think they call it doggystyle or would it be ponystyle?
>>41645737I'd be Dimond dog style
>>41645747but diamond dogs are bipeds..
>>41645737So long as it's the marewife, I agree. Impregnating mares willy nilly would be immoral and burdensome. Unless, of close, the actual ratio of male to female in Equestria was such that the birthrate required heavy breeding, then I could imagine it being moral, but this is not my head canon. I don't know what they would call it, anti-missionary?
>>41645764dyewts? They walk on four limbs, like a gorilla.
>>41638029https://files.catbox.moe/h0rlqu.pngThe guardsmares want to award (You).
>>41645861Is the helmet their mane?
>>41646209That would actually kinda work, as long as the gap for the mane is not too big.
>>41646542I like the idea of a mare with a stiff, bristly mohawk!
>>41645861haha...
Ok, I think I'm done the kirin.>>41638029>can tell youre enjoying yourselfI really am and I wish do more.
>>41638029>>41645861I do love me some guardmares.>>41647600I love your work, anon. It feels "real", somehow.
I think I would have fun as a stallion but it would be a little weird to have to change my whole diet and not have use of my hands. Maybe if I was a unicorn or a gryphon with really dexterous talon-hands it wouldn’t be so bad…
>>41647646If hands are essential for you, pegasi can do that weird winghand thing. Griffins, on the other hand, are a bit less appealing to me, having a beak is kind of a dealbreaker.
>>41647777Checked. Winghands are only good for memes, but being a pegasus has lots of other perks.
>>41647777I forgot about the beak! FUCK! I’ll be a unicorn then or maybe the only male dragon who isn’t a child, a shitty teenager, or a terminally boring adult. Or a unicorn I guess but that assumes I even get to choose. I might end up an earth pony and be completely screwed.
>>41647805>being a pegasus has lots of other perksBeing able to fly alone makes being a pegasus the obvious choice for me.Flight is fucking magical.It being literally "in your nature"... Well, it's honestly difficult to explain how significant it would be. I'd gladly forego hands for wings.
>>41647805>using condoms when you can't get preggers
>>41647840>implyingBut yes, condoms are gay regardless.
>>41647822And pegasi are fucking cute.
>>41647822This. Pegasus master race.
>>41647600I love this, great work anon!
>>41647646I think you'd get used to having no hands after a while.
>>41645737They'd probably just call it "mounting". It's probably the pony version of the missionary position
>>41647959Extra soft probably too, thanks to the feathers.
>>41648723I find extra cute how the Wonderbolts uniform covers the face but not the smut is so adorable hnnnnnng
Bump
Le Bump
>>41649276Look at this dude speaking prench
>>41648756>smutYou mean the snoot?
>>41649683Yes that
>>41649904Yeah, they're cute.
I want to have sex on a cloud
>>41650733It would definitely be an experience you won't forget. Especially when you aren't a Pegasus.
>>41650733Mounting Dash on a cloud and giving her my foals.
>>41647822>>41647959>>41647979I'd seriously consider an hero'ing myself, if I got isekai'ed into Equestria as something other than a pegasus.
>>41650827Umf
I'm bumping again because you need to write more fags. Write GOOD stories.
Need more stallion on stallion with him
>>41651638Imagine demanding content without contributing.Only a raging faggot would do such a thing.
>>41651645But I'm so tired. I could write something but it would take a while, I'm very meticulous. I'm also kind of a pussy.
>>41651638see>>41639572
Imagine how tight must be the Wonderbolts uniforms, it must get really full of sweat and with how naturalistic Equestria is, they mustn't mind how it leaves nothing to the imagination. Fucking U N F
>>41636128>Your eyes snap open>It sucks because you were having a really cool dream>But you get over it when you remember what day it is>With a spring in your wings you jump out of bed>The clock tells you that you've got a few hours until your little one on one with Dash>But the time couldn't go quickly enough>A part of you wants to do a lap or two of Cloudsdale>Another part of you wants to conserve your energy>The last part of you wants to go back to bed>You find a happy medium in making yourself a hearty breakfast>Eggs and hash browns today>Gotta get in those carbs>Quite frankly, you knew today would be a measure of energy>Of stamina>Every advantage you could give yourself was needed>You were no fool>Though you'd chosen a hermit's life, it was wasn't complete isolation>Rainbow Dash would always reach your ears in one way or another>Some new adventure>A deadly foe beaten>Local records broken>Honestly it's a wonder you never actually knew who she actually was until she corrected you>Your thoughts end as your cutlery clinks against an empty plate>Huh>You thought the meal was bigger than that>Rummaging through your pantry you find a bit more food to fuel you>After a second breakfast you make your way to the door>Wasting your energy on laps wasn't ideal>But neither was confining yourself to your own home>It turns out that having wings makes places feel smaller than they are>You don't know why, but there's more energy in your wings as you take off>Not just because you'd had a big breakfast>Something was... different>The smallest flap took you much further than you should have>Briefly wondering, you press a hoof to your neck>Not as dextrous as a finger, it's harder to tell, but your heart rate seems fine>Excitement? Nerves? Magic? Magnets?>Any or all of these could have been the reason>With a tilt of your wings, you make a beeline for Ponyville>Despite the early morning, and it being a weekend, ponies were already out and about>These crazy ponies>Anyone sane knows you sleep in on a weekend>You have the excuse of being insane>Just before you reach ground you flap hard, kicking up some dirt and leaves as you slow yourself and begin to hover>Before you'd been pulled into being more social, the market was about the only part of this town you knew>It was quite quaint, simple buildings, some stone, some wood, most with thatch roofs>With some time still to kill, you decide to give yourself a proper tour of the place>Upon seeing you, some ponies start whispering and pointing to you before hurrying to somewhere with smiles>Weird>Rolling through the air, you make your way through the town, building a sort of mental map>Small as it is, you quickly come to what you assume is the town center>A large, multi-storied white building towers over every other structure around>It almost reminds you of a spinning top>Or maybe an upside down spinning top?>You orient yourself in different ways
>>41651763>Who knew that trying to figure out what a building reminded you of could be so hard?>"Hiya there, whatcha doing?""Does this building remind you of anything?">"Huh." You briefly hear a sound similar to pressing balloons together. "It kind of does, but what? Who knew that trying to figure out what a building reminded you of could be so hard?""That's what I was just thinking" You say, turning to the source of the peppy voice coming from behind you>Or rather the peppy voice ON your behind>There's a pink pony stood on your ass>It's that pink pony that always tried to bother you>But you're upside down>And so is she>And she's an earth pony>Your shocked rolled almost sends you into a crash>She stays there though, tilting her head at you"You know you're upside down right?">"No silly, you're upside down." She says with a giggle"Turn your head">She does so, and gasps. "I AM!?">Gravity finally intervenes and pulls her down>Slowly>Too slowly>You decide to put a few hoofs between you and the pony>Just in case>"Did you figure it out yet?""Figure out what?">"What the town hall looked like, silly, if you ask me, it just looks like town hall, but then I thought "maybe Discord's back and did something funky with it again and we'll have to use the elements again but not before having some more chocolate stuffed cotton candy clouds" but then it was just town hall.">Okay, you understood maybe half of that>Who or what is a Discord?>"Lord of Chaos, can warp reality and stuff, he's fun">Did you say that out loud?>"Nah, I just read it""What are you on and can I have some?">She pulls a cupcake out of her mane and hands it to you>"There you go, on the house, gotta keep up your energy for your flight today, huh?""You know about that?">"Well duh, I've only been putting up posters all morning.">Once more, from her mane, she pulls out a bucket, paint brush and piece of paper>She dips the brush into the can, slaps the content, which you're now realizing is glue, onto a wooden post of the building, and presses the paper to it>It's you>Well, you and Rainbow Dash>Just your heads, back to back, separated by a rainbow bolt of lightning, the rainbow going to black when it reaches the back of your head to blend in with your mane"Cool design">"Thanks, good luck and remember, turn left""Um... thanks?">She bounces away, as if her limbs were home to a mix of springs and rubber balls instead of bones>Confound these ponies>If Dash didn't make being around them so fun, you'd go back to being a hermit>The best course of action is probably to keep away from the pink one, so you fly in the opposite direction>As you go, you see more and more of those posters around town>Was that why those ponies before were pointing at you>Quickly coming to halt mid-flight you wonder>Do ponies think this is a competition?>It's just a bet you made with her>How many ponies are gonna turn up>No more than her friends are gonna show up>Maybe>Probably
>>41651765>You're not sure how you'll do with a crowd>Hot Stuff's and work was fine, that was just ponies being around>But them being there with the intent purpose of watching you and Dash?>You were fine>It'd be fine>Quite frankly, you wouldn't even be able to see them with how high you were going to climb>"HEADS UP!">Not wanting a repeat of a pony stood on your ass you flap up just in time to feel something rush beneath you>Metal and wood click on stone before softly landing on dirt as you look down to the source>Young pegasus filly, orange coat, purple mane>"Whoa! Watch where you're flying mister, I almost hit you.""Have you considered watching where you're going?">"I was! YOU stopped in the middle of the air, I couldn't stop mid-trick""It's free airspace">"More like a free head case" She mutters to herself"I heard that">She snorts and snickers to herself and you can't help but chuckle too>Curious, you glance around for the kid's parents or friends>No sign of the former, but signs of the latter>A white unicorn with a two-toned purple and pink mane and a white earth pony with a red mane>"Hey! You alright?" The white unicorn asks the pegasus>"You alright up there mister?" The earth pony asks you turning her head up>The pegasus scoffs nonchalantly at her friend "You kidding? I'm fine.">You simply wave off the other one with a hoof>"Ya know, you look awful familiar mister." The yellow filly rubs a hoof on her chin as her eyes narrow at you>"Oh yeah! Hey! You're the guy flying against Rainbow Dash, right!?">The orange pegasus points to the poster and your sort of spitting image on it"I am, why?" You only ask because you fail to see the big deal>"Rainbow's talked a lot about you recently. An- In- En- uh... O- Onion! Onion, right?" She says confidently"Wrong." You say just as confidentially. "It's Anon">"That's a weird name""Oh yeah? What makes yours so great?">"I'm Scootaloo!">"Sweetie Belle!">"Applebloom!">The three introduce themselves, and they're all as weird as each others and weirder than yours>The last one catches your attention>Apple name>Accent>Earth pony>Damn it, will you never be free of these hicks?>You turn to leave before she can recognize you>"Hey! You're the one who kept pickin' on mah sister!">Crap>Also factually incorrect"For the record, your sister gave as good as she got." You fold your arms as you hover. "Also I'm keeping the tree.">She stomps her hooves at that>Like sister like sister>"You can't keep that tree, it's an apple family tree!""Well I couldn't get it out of my living room after trying for a day, so I'm keeping it. It really brings the whole room together, you know?">"Mah sister didn't wantcha to keep it!""Then why did she give it to me?" You respond with a smug grin>The yellow pony lets out a groan that is almost an exact copy of her sister's, if not a few octaves higher
>>41651769>"Forget this." The pegasus says as her wings spring to life and rapidly flutter behind her. "Let's go Applebloom, we gotta get front row seats to watch Rainbow thrash this guy!">With a small cheer from the other two, they pile onto the scooter as it speeds off>Children were hoping for your downfall>Truly this was a world of new experiences>Deciding to push them from your head, you fly to the rest of the town>It takes about a lap of the town, but the time was here>A while ago you'd seen a certain signature rainbow trail fly over>With a bird's eye view, you see where ponies are congregating>Unfortunately it seems your previous thoughts of this bet being small are proven wrong>The voices mesh together and seem to rise as you approach>In the center of the gathering is none other than your opponent for the day>Along with five others>Three of which you're familiar with>But your gaze is focused on one mare>And hers is focused on you>You're both grinning like idiots>Out of your peripherals, you see her friends roll their eyes good-naturedly as they let you two approach each other>"And here I was thinking you'd chickened out""And miss out on my payday?" You stretch out a wing with a sigh>"Well, not every colt is eager to get humiliated in public, you know." She stretches herself backward and forward"I feel the need to warn you, I don't go easy on girls." Your smirk and wink make her chuckle>"That's good, cause neither do I." She pushes the tip of her end primary against your nose, making you sneeze, causing her to laugh again>Rainbow steps away to wind down from her laughter and to do some more stretches, along with take in the adoration of her fan club>You thought she was joking>Goes to show what you know>"Well hey there, sugarcube">Oh no>That voice>You're stopped from bolting from a southern chuckle>"Oh don't get your feathers twisted, the water's under the bridge far as ah'm concerned">You turn to her, tilting your head, slightly suspicious"Really?">"Really.""So I'm not gonna be pelted mid-air by an apple?">"Well, Granny Smith might try, but her throwing hoof ain't so good no more">"It's still good enough to knock that young'un outta his ponyfeathers!" A decrepit green wrinkled mare calls from the crowd "Ain't that right Big Mac?">"Eeyup." A massive stallion who stands head and shoulders above the other ponies said>He's holding the plow you stole and put on a cloud on his shoulder>Menacingly"Hey, uh," you start, leaning to the orange pony, "I, um... I am sorry, you know. I was a bit of a jerk.">She considers your words for a moment, then whacks you lightly in the chest with a hoof before chuckling>"We bother escalated it, no harm, no foul">Now you're glad you didn't get those lightning clouds like you planned>You don't want to know what she would have done with you>"Hi again!" The pink pony from before presses her face to your before snapping back out to a more reasonable distance
>>41651771>You barely suppress the instinct to yelp and calm yourself"Yes, hi, hello again">"Hi, hello again to you too, did you remember to turn left?""I... bumped into those fillies over there." You say, pointing to the three who were talking to some of the others>"Oh good. Those three are great aren't they?""I think the orange one is plotting my downfall.">You and the pink pony turn to look>Scootaloo is eagerly watching Rainbow Dash as they talk>Whenever Rainbow stretches in a way that pulls her face a way from Scootaloo, she glares at you, then goes back to smiling up at the rainbow mare when she stretches back>"Eh, probably." The pink one says with a shrug. "So, what's your favourite kind of cake?""Why?">"Well for the party of course, I need to throw Rainbow a "Congratulations on Winning" or "Better Luck Next Time" party, and I need to throw you the inverse of whatever I throw her, then I need to throw you a "Welcome to Ponyville" party, a "Happy One-Monthiversary" part, and a Birthday party cause Rainbow told me your Birthday came and went but you had no friends before and that made me sad, and I need to throw you a "Halfiversary" too, that's a potential of SIX parties at once! Which means six cakes, so what kind of cake do you want?""Cake?">She nods"Surprise me?">She nods, and sinks down>Despite just looking at her, as soon as you blink, the pink one's gone>"I'm Pinkie Pie by the way." You yelp and stagger away as she was stood on your back without you noticing somehow"What?">"Pinkie Pie. I'm telling you cause that was getting old.""What was?">"Don't worry about it." Pinkie says, waving you off"Wait a minute." You pause. "You're the one who stole all my knives!?">"Well, duh, I needed too so you couldn't cut the branches.""Why would that have been a bad thing?">"Because the branches were lodged in the cloud wall and without them you'd have gotten it out and never had that talk with Rainbow"Wait, wait, wait, you're making it sound like you knew that would happen.">She stares silently at you with a pleasant smile, blinking with a tilt of her head"Is she always like this?" You ask no one in particular>"Yeah," the purple unicorn librarian answers, "you get used to it.""Really?">"No" She says with a shake of her head"You're that librarian, right?">"Twilight Sparkle." She corrects you, offering a hoof>You gladly take it, happy for a normal interaction"I might need to rent some books from you soon.">"Only if I finally get to ask you some questions.">You think for a moment>Do you really need those books>What good has knowledge ever done you>Glancing at the unicorn, she seems nice enough, which makes you groan>Maybe she wasn't crazy"Fine, but one question per book">"I wouldn't have it any other way">As she begins to trot away, she pulls out a notebook and quill and begins to write on it>For a long time>Too long"And no asking questions that are just twenty questions compounded into one!"
>>41651772>She pauses, then smiles at you as she crosses out everything she'd just written>"Hey! You ready to do this or am I gonna die of old age!?">The scratchy voice pulls you away from the other mares and to Rainbow Dash>Flying over to her, you land and ready yourself to take off>You mentally note that your take-off positions are different from each other>"Taking all bets! Taking all bets!" Pinkie Pie announces through a megaphone, riling up the crowd. "Put your money where your mouth is, ponies! Who will emerge victorious!? Our very own Rainbow Dash, sole performer of the Sonic Rainboom and Element of Loyalty or the strange green visitor who stumbled out of the Everfree Forest a few months ago, homeless and alone? I've got 20:1 odd on him and 2:1 on Rainbow">Ponies immediately begin handing in bits and shouting out bets>Ouch>Your pride>You think>Clearing her throat, Twilight stands to the side and in-between you two>"Alright you two, as the referee to this match-">"Yeah, cause you wouldn't stop asking me." Rainbow mutters to herself>"As referee," Twilight reasserts, "I'll be making sure this is a clean, fair flight, meaning no tackling each other-""Boring">You and Rainbow chuckle to each other, only laughing more as Twilight looks annoyed at you>"The rules are simple." She continues, tersely. "First one to an altitude of-">"Nope! This is a flight of no-holds-barred endurance. Whoever goes higher, wins!" Rainbow interrupts>"Rainbow, that's incredibly-""Agreed. I want a nice high view when I see you fall, Rainbow.">"I'm serious you two this could-""Bored again. THREE TWO ONE GO!">Rainbow's not caught off-guard though as you take off at near the same time>The force from your simultaneous take off causes a small updraft that pushes you further>As they had been all morning, your wings are energized>The slightest flap pushed you further and higher>In less than a second, you're above the entirety of the town>In five minutes you're halfway towards Cloudsdale>The two of you slightly spiral around each other as you fly, and even with the wind whipping past you you can hear her chuckle>"Just tell me when you want to get serious, big guy""Go for it, Dash">"Don't say I didn't warn you">Her wings beat faster and faster, stronger and stronger and she rockets up and away from you>But this wasn't that kind of race>Five minutes later and you're waving to Hot Stuff and her family as you go by>Twenty minutes after initial take off and you're pretty sure you've passed the peak of Canterlot>A few minutes more and the clouds are nothing more than wisps all around>And just as you'd expected, Rainbow had slowed down>She was panting heavily>Quickly flying over to her, you grab her for support and move her head to look at you>You make your breathing pattern more pronounced, and she slowly copies it>With her breath back, she starts to relax>"Wow! That... that was something"
>>41651775"Yeah, air gets weird up here, so you have to breathe a certain way or-">"Or you pass out?" She asks with a smirk"Basically">A shiver runs through her as she gasps lightly. "It's freezing up here too, how do you stay warm?">You turn to show her your wings and point at the with a hoof"You've gotta balance out flapping your wings with sending vibrations through their base. That shakes off any condensation or water vapor you collect up here, which stops smaller ice crystals from forming, which stops bigger ice crystals from forming, which will freeze your wings and-">"And make you plummet to the ground?" She asks, again with a smile>"There you two are!">Both you and Rainbow's eyes widen as you hear Twilight's voice>"Twilight!?">"Yes, well, technically yes, but also no." A purple bubble floats up to you. "New spell, not enough time, I can see and hear you, the girls are here too cause they insisted.">A clamor of the voices from before echo out greetings from the orb>"I made this to follow you two, but you went too fast for me to catch up. Now, you two have proven you're very tough, now get back down here before you freeze">"What!? No way! Anon just taught me all his tricks for getting higher.""One, no I didn't, and two, you don't have the experience to use them well.">"Wanna bet?" She smirks"Huh... what have we been doing all day?" >She bumps your chest with a hoof. "You know what I meant."You shrug. "It'll be your crash.">With another beat of your wings, you and Rainbow take off higher and higher, leaving Twilight warnings behind>You reach the heights that you've been before and you feel the air wrap around you>Like a hug>These heights had missed you>And you'd missed her too>It'd been far too long since you'd been here"Just... a little... more...">A little more strength in your wings>You had it, your wings felt like they could flap for days and not tire>A little more stamina>Your meals had given you enough to keep up with your wings>A little more air in your lungs>You chuckle as you feel lightheaded again and your wings threaten to either go stiff or limp>But you close your eyes and focus on your lungs>Your breathing shifts and changes and your wings continue you on>You were in uncharted territory, and the sky couldn't stop you>A cheer would come from you if you had enough to make one>Looking to where Rainbow Dash was, you realize you're alone>In your tunnel-vision, you hadn't realized she'd gone>Panic seizes you as you look down, trying to spot a streak of rainbow and blue>The grip on your chest relaxes as you see two purple bubbles rising towards you>One containing a passed out, but breathing Rainbow Dash>"Right! That's it! I am calling this now! Anonymous! You won! Now get in the bubble before you freeze to death or fall to it.">You stay where you are, looking between the bubble and the sky>Up here, the air's never been so thin, but you could swear you hear a whistle in the wind
>>41651777>Calling you higher>"H... hey... hey 'non?">You look over to Rainbow Dash, she's just coming too>"C- can you go higher?">Your eyes widen, and you look between her and the sky>"Wait what!? No! No! Anon, don't listen.">You ignore the voice and nod at Rainbow, who smiles at you excitedly and nods>"Do it.">Your smile is toothy and wide as you feel energy surge through you>Maybe it was one last pump of adrenaline as your body knew you were about to force it to do something stupid>You don't care>While flapping, you plant your hooves on the orb with Twilight's voice coming from it>"Anon listen to me! My magic's been going for too long, any more than at that height I can't-">She doesn't get to finish her sentence as you use her orb as a leverage point for your legs to boost your wings up as you fly higher and higher than ever before>The sky>It's all around you>In a way that it's never been before>Something that's always seemed close enough to touch but forever out of reach>So you reach out for it>And you realize you can't breathe>You wonder how long that's been for>Your wings go stiff>And you're not sure if you're plummeting or floating where you are>Your eyelids are growing heavy>You hope you have that storm dream again>That was fun
>>41651780https://ponepaste.org/10481#944said in RGRE gonna say here, shit's fucked in life, updates will keep coming, just less frequently, this one's only so big because I'm sleep deprived by several hours
>>41651780>more greenOoh, gonna read that later today.
>>41651781Get some sleep!
>>41652053Me too
>>41651781Get some rest, Anon. I know that feel of messy RL.
>>41591060Cherry picking. I have repressed issues from having a shitty childhood that ended up being wasted so all the bullshit was for nothing and now I'm stuck in a dead end job. I got screwed over and I want another chance to be a kid. My innocents was taken away from me. I wouldn't have cared if it meant something but all that happened was I failed and still fail. I'm 30 and there's really no hope. I'm so tired and just wanna go back but know I can't and I'd fuck it up if I could. That's what anon filly is for me, I hate sex pretty actively and have been single since I got out of school. I just want a normal happy life in a better world with out all the crap. All the green I write for filly is not sexual in nature but anon coming to terms with his life or anon being a mare and realizing he was the same person either way and now he's fucked up his fresh start. Anon filly is a great vehicle for "what if I got a second chance but kept my memories".
>>41650827Pegasex
>>41651781Thanks for the green Sunn, I said it before but Im keep saying it, Im loving this green really much. I hope you get better with whatever you have and take all the time you need, In going to wait for the green when is ready.
>>41653564why be a filly though?
>>41653564not reading all that but cute fillers
>>41653564>filly is not sexual in nature but anon coming to terms with his life or anon being a mare and realizing he was the same person either wayI know I said I wouldn't engage with you fags, but after reading your post you seem to lack self-awareness which I want you to acknowledge here. Yeah fetishism, that's what I said. I'll admit it might not look at all sexual from a glance, but when the plot revolves around being accepted for who they are in their new body as the opposite sex it becomes vary a parent of the sexual undertones and true nature of Anonfilly. If you wanted to write a story where you get a second chance at life and live out your innocents as a kid again you can easily do it without the trassexual undertones, you know coltanon or even kidanon. I'll admit I have my own problems and lost my mother in my early teens and visit the Momlestia thread when I see it up, but unlike you I can relefect and see why I go there and enjoy the content there where as you seem to be blind to the fact you enjoy fillyanon.
Less psychology, and more anon stallion, please.
>>41630918Pinkie is such a sweet mare, always playful and teasing, constantly coming up with shenanigans that would leave (You) blushing. Feel free to make some requests, though they will be slow coming.
If you were Anon!colt, would you pursue mares your own actual age or fillies your physical age, and would you wait until you were an Anon!stallion first?I kind of like the idea of Anon!colt trying to seduce an adult mare and she's just trying not to go to prison.
>>41655738>Anon is the underage Pepe lePew of Ponyvillekek
>>41634359giwtwm
>>41655738If I were a colt, I’d totally go after the older mares, specifically Miss Cheerilee. I bet it wouldn’t even be that hard. I’d constantly tell her how smart and pretty she is, bring her little gifts, and eventually confess that I love her and want her to be my special somepony. She’d turn me down with a pity hug and maybe a quick kiss, of course, and I’d put on my best sad face, saying none of the fillies could ever be as beautiful as she is.But now the seed would be planted in her mind. All I’d have to do is wait, seeing her almost every day in class. I’d stop with the compliments and gifts, and she’d start to miss them. Then one day, she’d ask me to stay after class to talk about my ‘sadness.’ I’d give her one last heartfelt speech about how perfect she is and that I can not be happy without her in my life, and bam, she’d be mine. We would make out in the class for awhile, she would say "we should stop, this is wrong." But I would keep going. We would eventually go to her place and she would place me on her bed. "What are we going to do on the bed, miss Cheerilee?" I would say innocently. Than we do the nasty and I get the beautiful mare.
>>41655368>Pinkie covered in frosting and doughYeah, I can see why he is blushing here.
>>41655368I like this. Cute!
>>41584348This is what wholesome looks like.
>>41634359Would. I don't think I had the discipline to resist.
>>41651781I'm really loving your story, and I hope life gets better for you. Stay blessed, sunn.
Can you turn this >>41657022 into an anonstallion for the lulz
>>41658193anonstallion thread*
>>41658193Why
>>41658735Just read the op post in that thread It's so perfectly setup for the classico fight
>>41584285Mare are pretty and stallions are handsome. Love them both.
>>41651780>>41651781Will there be more anon?
>>41658881I don't want to fight, I want to enjoy
>>41659357Based friendship Anon
>>41660617That's the dream.
>>41588899I would cry so much and pee if three mares were angry at me
>>41650827That's pretty vanilla for a Pegasus. But definitely good taste.
>>41660617where are you getting these photographs of me with my wife?
>>41660617He's big!
>>41588899Anonfilly's popularity in tf circles is the epitome of ironic shitposters getting surrounded by people that unironically wish they were a filly
>>41662085??????????????/mlp/ literally walked over to the TF community and appropriated the Anonfilly meme in the first place. It was invented there. What did you mean by this?
>>41655368They clean each other, right?
>>41663122That would be gay.
>>41655940I think I've seen a story like this before where a boy keeps telling his teacher he loves her and wants to be her boyfriend, and she just humors him and always says if he hasn't changed his mind by the time he graduates she'll date him.She expects him to lose interest in his crush on her eventually, but at high school graduation years later, still in his cap and gown, he goes and asks her on a date, and she's so surprised she says yes.I could see an Anon!colt/stallion story playing out like this.
>>41663122Get a marefriend. The gender ratio benefits you
>>41663763Also, you'd have a shot at having foals.
>>41663122Nothing like some corrective rape therapy to set a colt straight
>>41664415She's been torturing him for hours...
A buttery feathery hug from Fluttershy
Followed by a smooch
>>41664415Oh no. That would be terrible. Ha ha
>>41660617Wholesome to the extreme.
>>41665095Painful and terrible and messy! And Dashie gloating over you
>>41647600I'm jealous
>>41665638Tough love is still love.
>>41666724It may be the only way she can express love
>>41664415good stuff
>>41664415Sauce please anon?
>>41664415Is that the full picture?
>>41667714>>41667724It's an edit of this pic, and sadly there is no full picturehttps://ponerpics.org/images/2354744
>>41664415I'll be real. If I was on Equestria I wouldn't be gay (ok maybe bi) because mares are so much better than women.
>>41590841That's cute. More stallion need long manes. Only ones I can think of with decent lengths are Shining Armor and Blueblood.
>>41667778Long manes are nice
>>41667746>hvopDammit. But thanks for the link.
>>41667746>hvopBless it. But thanks for the link
>>41667749Mares have no awful emotional baggage!
>>41668850Being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian is not always a good thing.
>>41669647What kind of baggage do mares have?
>>41670878None, for the most part. Only 'special' ones like Glimmer have some.
>>41670878Regret over missing parties
>>41671583To be fair, that's a genuine loss in Equestria.
>>41670878flank baggage
Imagine you’ve died and been reincarnated in Equestria as a young colt. What pony race would you want to be? Which mare from the M6 would you choose to adopt and care for you? Would you want to keep all the memories of your past life, lose them completely, or gradually recover them over time? Which filly would you be interested in romantically?I would like to be Pegasus or a bat.Fluttermom would be top comfy.I think getting all my memories back on my 18th birthday would be interesting.Sweetie Belle is a cutie and would be my love interest.
>>41672745>What pony race would you want to be?Earth pony. >Which mare from the M6 would you choose to adopt and care for you?Fluttershy.>Would you want to keep all the memories of your past life, lose them completely, or gradually recover them over time? Keep them.>Which filly would you be interested in romantically?Cozy Glow. [Insert obligatory "I can fix her" spiel here]
>>41672745>What ponyPegasus. Flight must be great.>Who as momProbably Flutters too. She'd be the best caretaker. Applejack would be a close second, but her ways would clash with a Pegasus foal.>Love interestI have honestly no idea. Never considered them because of the age gap.
>>41672745>ponyPegasus definitely. Magic is cool but unless you're poochie unicorns don't get to fly.>momFluttershy. Imagine the wing snuggles>love interestTwilight. She's still my wife no matter the age. Plus she's a foal fiddler so she'll be into colt love.
>>41672581Ewww
>>41672745>What pony race would you want to be?Unicorn. Magic is even better than hands.>Which mare from the M6 would you choose to adopt and care for you?I thought Applejack at first, but I realized that's because she's the most similar to my mother, and remembered how well that worked out. Fluttermother should just go on and open an orphanage. I'd try and get Lyra as my music teacher / magic tutor.Would you want to keep all the memories of your past life, lose them completely, or gradually recover them over time? Gradually fade, but never totally disappear. >Which filly would you be interested in romantically?Apple Bloom a cute!
>>41674177Dumb hoers eating grass
>tfw not enough time for writing my anonhoers greens>tfw when have time, tired
>>41675058Hello, me.It's the kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix.
>>41675058I share that pain. It's a blight.
>>41608889>why does inspiration for this come when I'm half-asleep?It's the Stallion you Leaking his memories to you
>>41653564>I wouldn't have cared if it meant something but all that happened was I failed and still fail. I'm 30 and there's really no hope.Fuck so I have five years to fix it all
>>41675058Take your time
>>41670878Big heavy teats. During pregnancy, of course.
>>41676568Are they milky?
>>41675058This but with art
>>41676923Angry raker
>>41675063>>41675692fellow cursed anons>>41676408i almost always do, when i have writing time it's usually one or two hours so i try not to rush anything i'm doing. i have tons of notepads with half-sentences and general ideas or whatever typed out but it's not always easy to turn those things into read-worthy green>>41676923i've dabbled, my natural skill isn't super great but i've drawn pone for a couple of folks who liked my efforts well enough. i'd draw so much horse if i could.
Make her into a Flutter Mother
I like you all anons, is awesome that you keep going, even more if you are having a bad time, keep going and dont give up and remember that your waifu love you
>>41676923why is she raking nothing?
>>41678418She's in fact, touching grass
>>41678418Muscle training to keep herself in shape.
>>41655940this is what spike was doing with rarity,the difference is that he had to wait more
>>41678418She's working VERY hard
>>41670875As hot as stallions are, I wouldn't want to deprive one of them of a family life.
>>41678418She can't stop working even when there is nothing left to do
>>41672581Too fat for my tastes.
>>41680106The ass was fat
>>41649280Applebloom loves that language
>>41676923So determined!
What if you were a wagie in Equestria? Would you still be anonstallion?
>>41681474To support my loving marewife? Yes
>>41681474>wagie in EquestriaYou realize this would be a vast improvement over being a wageslave here, right? So yes, of course I would.
>>41672745>What pony race would you want to be?bat for sure, i am a night owl as is, plus id love to be able to flyalso, i d rather just be the age i am currently, if possiblei wouldnt want to go through puberty all over again
Equestrian wagies can buy a home. I bet carrotdog mare lives well
>>41682074It sure is
>>41682740Most ponies can. I'm pretty sure living on rent is an exception, except for big places like Manehattan, maybe.
>>41683796A better world than ours
>>41684306It is on so many levels.
>>41681474Dashie is worried!
Lisping Fleetfoot wife
>>41681474>Wants to go back to OhioTruly a fag.
>>41685145This guy gets it
>>41685647Our twins!
>>41685647That's a very preggo mare.
>>41686677And she'll be a very happy mother soon
>>41685647>horthe puthy
>>41687384>i want to come inthide
Sex with Spitfire
>>41647959Sweaty suits
>>41688072Fuckin unf
>>41640164King-Consort Anon!
>>41584348/ptfg/ hates this!
>>41689229Why though?
>>41689497Seeing a mare and a stallion fall in love
>>41689971That's retarded. It's the best thing one can think of.
>>41689497They are bunch of transgender fetishists.I have seen them pitch a fit over something transformation not also being transgender as well.There are like three of them that don't care.
>>41690197Something that annoys me about /ptfg/ is that it's just all Anon shit, and especially Anonfilly. Like, I would really rather just see the m6 being transformed.
>>41690199That's because they steal those from other threads
>>41690206Not surprised
>>41651780Still quietly hoping for more here..
>>41690893Anon should oblige her
>>41690893>30th>last posted on the 17thshit, has it really been that long? I just posted an update to the green I'm doing in rgre so I'll try and write up an update to post before this thread dies, then I'll continue whenever someone starts up a new anonstallion thread, cause I'm not associating with the trannies and literal fags on /ptfg/
>>41691407>I'm not associating with the trannies and literal fags on /ptfg/You're starting to become my favorite writefag.
I like this more than ptfg
>>41691407I get the whole becoming pone, waking up in Equestria, I'd find that as fun as the next anon. What I don't get is pftg's fetishistic obsession on the transformation itself and just making the whole scenario very.. uncomfortable. Weirdos.
>>41651780>You open your eyes>At least, you're pretty sure you do>It's dark>Then it's green>That's your hoof>So your eyes are open>And you're not blind>That's good>But that also means you're in a featureless shadowscape>That's bad>Neutral at best>There's no earth beneath you>But you can walk just fine>Nor is there any wind>Yet you can fly just fine>So you do>It's not like you can get anymore lost>Though you start to wonder how true that actually is>Pitch black up, down and on every other side of you>You decide to flip onto your back as you fly>Weirdly it feels no different than when you were flying upright>Like you'd just corrected yourself>That wasn't right>Was it?>You flip again>And again>And again>You fly sideways>You dive headfirst into what you think is the direction of the ground>It's all the same>Wherever you are, it doesn't matter what you do>However you turn yourself, your equilibrium orients itself like you're the right-side up>How did you even get there?>White dots blinked into existence in the endless black that stretched around you>Stars maybe>Then wisps of wind>A blur of purple and blue that split into prisms>And you couldn't breathe>But it was so hot now>You looked to the side and found out why>The sun was almost pressed against your face>And then you felt your wings catch fire>Then you fell>Finally some sense of gravity returned to you>Sadly it was pulling you to certain death>Still there wasn't any ground>Just the inky darkness>Lucky you, it didn't seem to matter>With the sound of shattering glass you impacted the darkness and colours returned>Drab and dreary, but colours at least>Quickly, you came to a stop>Despite the fall, you didn't feel any pain>Also your wings were still on fire>Looking around, you realize where you are>Unfortunate for you>Everfree Forest>That's what the ponies called it>Personally, you called it the death trap you dragged yourself out of when you first got here>With a glance down you definitely don't yelp>Crystal clear waters reflect like a mirror>And you see yourself>Not you but the real you>Hands and opposable thumbs>The deluxe package>Your reflection doesn't mirror you though>You move a hoof, but he stays still>Just as you begin to relax your wings droop down>Sadly you were mistaken>It wasn't water>It's oil>Now everything's on fire>Can you not catch a break?>Was the universe out to get you>Of course, none of this shit makes sense>Must be a dream>Hopefully anyway>Otherwise you're not gonna leave behind a pretty body>Before the fire can grow more you look to where you think the direction of up is>And feel your heart stop>Rainbow Dash was falling too>Your eyes snap open and you swing wildly as your adrenaline pumps so hard it's like it's trying to get out of your veins>"HE'S AWAKE!">"HOLD HIM DOWN!">Who the fuck are these idiots?>Why are they grabbing you?>Your mind has no answers only instincts>So you struggle
>>41691972>You were burning and Rainbow was falling>That's all you knew and that meant danger and that meant you had to do something>"WE NEED ANOTHER SEDATIVE IN HERE!">"HE'S ALREADY ON ENOUGH KETAMINE! WE CAN'T GIVE HIM MORE!">"MISTER ANONYMOUS! PLEASE SETTLE DOWN!""GET THE FUCK OFF ME!">Where are you?>What happened?>You're vaguely aware of a door banging open>"What's going on!?">That voice>"Anon!?">You're still straining, but not struggling>Rainbow Dash and Twilight are in the room>One of the things grabbing you pulls away>Now that you're focusing you realize they're doctors>You really hope your wild haymaker didn't catch any of them>Do ponies still call them haymakers?>"Miss Sparkle, Miss Dash, please, you were told to wait outside-">"Is he okay? We heard screaming.">"Just a sudden onset of a hysterical episode. He," the doctor looks back at you, "seems to have calmed down some now">"Mister Anonymous?">One of the doctors comes more into view>"We need you to lay down, alright?">You nod slowly and then feel your energy leave you>Where'd all that adrenaline go?>Quickly you fall back into a soft bed as you go limp>Why is it so hard to catch your breath?>"You exposed yourself to very high altitudes, Mister Anonymous, even for a pegasus." She slowly puts a mask over your muzzle. "You'll need some time for your lungs to readjust, just take it easy.">Well this sucks>"-please, he's my friend">You begin to tune back into Rainbow and Twilight>The doctor is looking between them, then at you>In an attempt to show him you've calmed down, you wave>Or at least you try to>Your limp hoof rises then falls again>He sighs then nods>"Alright, but please behave">Then it's just the three of you>When you think about it, it's almost funny>The librarian>The athlete>And you, the adrenaline junkie>At least, you assume that's what you've become>Still, it was a wild ride to the top of the world>You can't stop the smile that tugs at the corner of your lips>"Well, I'm glad to see that you clearly haven't learned your lesson">Twilight and Rainbow come up beside you"How bad-" You grunt and pull the mask away from your muzzle. "How bad was it?">Your breathing tries to become a little erratic>Like it's trying to breathe the same way you had to in the high altitude with thin air>Forcing your lungs to act normally is a weird feeling but you endure it long enough to settle them down>"Well, like I tried to tell you, I didn't have enough magic to catch you, you could have-!">"Twi!" Rainbow says a bit sharply>The purple unicorn sighs as her eyes soften>"Sorry, Anon, it's just... what were you thinking?">Normally at this point you'd just give a quick and easy answer>But maybe these two deserve a little more thought>So you do just that>Think>Honestly, you're not even sure yourself, so it'll be a surprise for you too>It takes time for you to piece together an answer>A long time
>>41691975>Long enough that the two pull up chairs to wait>But clearly they can tell you're thinking as they don't press the question>Eventually you feel an answer start to tug at the back of your mind"I... wanted to see if it was real...">"What? The sky?" Rainbow asksYou chuckle "I know it doesn't make much sense">"Or any" she says with a smirk>With a nod your conversation turns to other topics>Like how you got here>"Well, luckily my magic held long enough for me to bring Rainbow Dash down, but I couldn't do anything about you" Twilight begins>It hurts when Rainbow won't meet your eye>She must have had a bird's eye view of how you plummeted straight towards the ground>And she had no way to help you>Apparently Princess Luna of all ponies had appeared in a burst of magic and caught you>When she landed she was quick to hand you off to Twilight and the other ponies>She hadn't said much>"But she did want us to let you know that she plans to speak with you more, so that should be nice">Naivety is how you'd describe the smile on Twilight's muzzle>Luna may want to talk to you>But you doubt you'll want to talk to her>You'll let your mind ponder that later>Right now, you're wondering about the bandage around Twilight's horn"What gives Twilight?" You point at your own forehead weakly. "You didn't crack it did you?">Raising a hoof, she hums>"It's an enchanted cooling wrap, meant to help with the magic burnout from exerting myself too much">"Sorry" Rainbow says curtly, her eyes briefly meet your then flick to the ground>Twilight nudges Rainbow in the side, making her yelp and look up only to be met with the sight of Twilight unsubtly nodding towards you>The prismatic mare groans, her eyes flicking between yours and the ground several times>Clearing her throat, Twilight bluntly excuses herself and departs the room>Then there was two>"'m- ry-" Rainbow mutters"Say again?" You ask>"I said... I'm sorry..." She still mutters it, but clear enough to hear now"For what?">She blinks and stares at you like you grew a second head>"For making you-?""Whoa, whoa, whoa-" you cut her off, "you didn't make me do anything">"But you wouldn't have gone that high if I didn't encourage you">You pause for a moment>Is that what she thought?>You doubt it>Seems more like something a guilty conscience would cook up>But why would she feel guilty?"Are you sure about that?">Now it's her turn to pause"Rainbow, with all that you know about me, do you really think that you were what pushed me to go that high?">Her mouth opens and closes a few times before she scratches the back of her head with a hoof>"Huh, I... hadn't thought of it like that""Well, you did think counting to eight made me smart so clearly thinking isn't your strong suit">"Oh my Celestia!" She yells, but she's smiling. "You're never gonna let that go are you?">You shake your head with a toothy grin and she begins to laugh
>>41691983>Eventually, and with a light scolding from a doctor, your shared laughter tapers off"So, where's my money?">"Huh?" She tilts her head at you"Well, I won the bet didn't I? I'd like my money now.">"Whoa, you didn't win">Finally some strength returns to you>Only enough to help you sit up though"Don't be a sore loser, I went higher than you.">"That wasn't the bet." She smirks. "Technically, you bet you could go twice as high as me, and you didn't">But->That was->And you->Cogs in your brain clunk and bump against each other>It's become a really disorganized mess up there>But you recall to your conversation at the factory>Technically, she was right"Oh come on, you're seriously gonna be a stickler over semantics?">She crosses her hooves with a smirk and nods "Yyyyyep""And here I was starting to think you were cool" You tease her with a smirk>Hook, line and sinker, she takes the bait>"What!? I- I! Am the coolest mare you know!">You shrug your shoulders and wings at her"Considering how few mares I know, is that really an achievement?">Her muzzle scrunches in annoyance>"Oh yeah? W- well, you're hardly the coolest colt I know""That's fair">"Yeah, there's Big Mac, way stronger than you""He is freakishly strong." You nod as you remember the hulking stallion. "Actually, is he freakishly strong, or is that normal for earth ponies?">"Nah, he is a pretty big guy. You're not even the coolest pegasus I know either.""Oh? Do tell">"Well... there's..." she falters and thinks before tapping a hoof, "Soarin! I met him at the last Grand Galloping Gala, he's great.""Am I supposed to know who that is?">"Wh- he's a Wonderbolt!">Damn it, that's why the name rang a bell"Riiiight... he works with Spitfire?">"Exactly, and not just him, there's... um... Thunderla- no, not Thunderlane- um...""Do you even know many stallions, Prism?" She goes to answer and you cut in. "Your dad doesn't count.">Her jaw clicks shut and you laugh>"Well what about you?" You tone down your laugh as she speaks. "What are your parents like">Parents>Damn that stung"Oh, them- no, they're... they're not...">On this plane of existence>But that was a bit hard to explain, so you settle for miming an answer>You wave your hooves and wings vaguely and her eyes widen a little before she shrinks into herself a little>"Whoa, dude, I'm sorry I brought it up- that must-">You wave her off"It's... nothing to worry about, Dash. But hey, meeting your folks could be fun">"Oh my Celestia, no, that'd just be embarrassing""Well now I definitely need to meet them.">"No! Absolutely not! You can't!""Do they live in Cloudsdale?" She says nothing, but her eyes widen. "Your silence is deafening, Dash. I'll be sure to look out for another rainbow mane when I'm out of here.">You two devolve into mindless back and forth for a while>Her trying to convince you not to look for her parent>Then pretending she doesn't care if you do find them
>>41691991>Finally falling to her offering to pay you with the money she won from bets to not look for them>It's an absolute treat worth enjoying after your little fall>You don't really become aware of how long you've been there until you realize the room's become slightly orange>The sun's started to set>Rainbow notices your shift and looks around too>"Huh. Time flies, am I right? ">You nod to her and she stands from her seat, stretching and popping her limbs>"Well, I should probably head out before I end up sleeping here or getting kicked out""That would be fun to watch, but yeah." She rolls her eyes at you and begins making her way out. "Hey, wait...">She pauses at the door and looks back at you>A part of you wants to wave it off and send her on her way>Another part holds on to the thought that's stuck in your mind"Before, you said "he's my friend"... did you mean that?">Now she's looking at you in a strange way>Now she's walking back up to your bed>Of course you couldn't have kept your big mouth shut->She's hugging you>It takes a moment for your brain to register it>But sure enough>She's on her hindlegs, her forelegs wrapped around you>Or, rather, wrapped around you as best they can be when you're laid down>With a small effort you hug her back>"Of course we're friends, you big lug." She pulls back. "Try not to die in here while I'm gone.""Ha ha, your worry is touching">You both share one last chuckle before she waves at you one last time with a wing and heads out the door>With a soft click, you're left alone in the hospital room>One friend richer>She definitely still owes you that bet money thoughhttps://ponepaste.org/10481#1317another update done before the thread ends
>>41692005Ever lovely story. Thank you, anon!
>>41692005Can't wait to read all of this in one sitting
>>41692005I love this
>>41691876But some tfs focus more on the after
>>41691407>shit, has it really been that long?Typical writefag moment. I can sympathize.
>>41692005Thanks for rhe update Sunn, is great and I love it.
He's so lucky
Anonstallion got into a slimy situation... https://x.com/SEfastpone/status/1862961046723629179
>>41692005>She's hugging you>She's on her hindlegs, her forelegs wrapped around youThat gave me warm fuzzies on the inside. Awesome update.
>>41693268I don't have Twitter so I'm going to assume that was nice
>>41693474No, it was gay
May anonstallions and anonmares all find happiness in Equestria
>>41693813>anonstallions and anonmaresThis must be a recipe for chaos. Not sure whether it's a good or a terrible chaos though.
>>41693513Oh I see
This was a good thread
Let’s not wait another 2-3 months for the next thread. There is clearly a demand for Anonstallion.
>>41694729Then hurry up and make the next thread you faget.
>>41695148DIY nigga
Make a new thread and I'll keep it alive
>>41695170>>41695397Fine you fucking fagets. >>41695667