Secret Santa is back in action!Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Click a link at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct Past: Signup doc goes live.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalized card assignments will be given out, please be patient.Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.Dec 2nd: Signups for latecomers closeFAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here: https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET! REEEEE!GO! GO! GO! MAIL! MAIL! MAIL!If you haven't wrapped- SENT your gifts it's time for that, my friends. If you're experiencing unavoidable or unexpected delays be sure to inform your Santees in thread and maybe even Pony Claus too if you can't get a response.THE LAST RECOMMENDED DAY TO MAIL WAS DECEMBER 10TH! IF YOU HAVEN'T MAILED OUT YET, GET ON IT!!In the meantime, while we wait to open presents, hang out, talk with your fellow anons, write a green, write a song, draw an OC, have some fun! Bake some cookies!!!!Previous Thread: >>41722532
New bread AAAAA
>>41730849Moustachio The Changeling the last gift im waiting on has been shipped to me, wont be too long before yours is sent out!
Second for Cookie Kilns sweaty unwashed dragonmare bits.
I'll update the game list... ONCE COOK DECIDES WHAT GAMES TO GRAB. ANYTIME YOU'RE READY M80.Also, I still have no clue what >>41729976 this could be. I've examined it as much as I can without tipping it over more than maybe 30 degrees.
>>41730844>my santa will never send me diapers ITS. NOT. FAIR.
DREAMER DO>>41730836POSTERBOARDYour stuff has been ready for a minute now, but my arts wasn't kicking in and then work picked up and I was a bit overwhelmed. Forgive me. I did my best to rush it out tonight and failed. Making a new batch of treats can't be rushed. I still fear I used too much sugar. Or perhaps I didn't let it caramelize long enough? Dammit. Oh well. I'm not as experienced as Pinkie. If it's not right I can try again sunday. My art ability did find me and I was able to finish that. Should be in the office monday. Is there any potential scheduling conflicts I need to worry about? I can hold onto it if need be.
>>41730880FUCK. Ok gimmie a minute I'm gonna cross out everything taken from >>41725905 and then pick some, right now before I have a chance to forget again
>>41730887there's always next year. you want yours unused, or...?
Thank you to Banjo Boogie and Pony Claus for the cards, I loved the little Twilight pin, and the Coal Foal has been stuck onto my navigation screen on my car to help me drive
>>41730920Brightened up my day to get these
Broccoli Time!Your gift is on the way. You should get the tracking number from Satan soon.It likely won't move before Monday but I did pay for fast 1-3 working day shipping so it should get there on time. Items inside are not individually wrapped so don't open anything unless you want to open it early. And open the letter last, unless you like reading about the contents first I guess.
>>41730844No fucking way hahahahaha
>>41730880Ok, for thread 23, how about INDUSTRIA & The GunkFor thread 24, Röki & VaneAnd for this thread, I wait until you post the giveaway again, and also, I'm sorry about causing this much of an inconvenience >_>
I saw some you mares doing things in that last thread to Cookie. Nasty, dirty things.
>>41730954why are these threads so horny? I thought it'd stop after NNN was over and everyone busted his golden nut, but it's only ramped up.
Hey Bajno Boogie! I got your card. Thank you for all of the stickers!
>>41730965>forgot to namefag
>>41730954Shh!unless someone with artistic talent is listening I suppose...
>>41730901unused...
>>41730954Slut was asking for it.
>>41730170THE JIG IS U... I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about..., your Santa is clearly some Cheerilee anon. But really, I was super happy when I saw that you were my Santee, kudos to Pony Claus for the amazing assignment! And that's also the reason why you didn't receive the tracking code, I specifically asked him not to send it to you ^:)As for the package, no there isn't anything that might spoil inside, but if you want to open it, then feel free to do so as everything is individually wrapped. However the shape of some of the packages might give some hints of what is inside, so it's probably still better to just keep the box sealed for now.>>41730317I appreciate it Discordfag! And yes, >>41730591 the name and address were a dead giveaway, but even without them there were enough hints to probably figure it out.
Chikun of the Sea, I see that the package got delivered on the 5th. You havn't opened it yet, right?I also don't know if it's just me with the worst timing or that I'm blind but has my santa posted anything as of late?
Hmm, new "bread" huh?. Apt considering I've got 6 loaves baked and wrapped for my cardees and Santee (who will get spoiled when that arrives on Monday (hopefully)). Cardees, I'll relay through Card Slut tomorrow when I have the energy. I need to take a 2.5 hour nap, and then it's time for my first box-horror nightshift of the weekend. I'm gonna find out what fresh hell has been building up this week.
(Repost) Sibilant Scales the Lamia! I got your message via Pony Claus. I am beyond relieved to know that you are still here and that your package has arrived safely.I also heard from Pony Claus that Canada Border services definitely opened and looked through the package. I took a picture of all the ponies I packed in there (forgot to take a pic of the chocolates though) so we will find out soon if they put everything back.I hope you saw the note on the box telling you to open upon receipt. I split the gift into a few smaller boxes that are individually wrapped in the big box, but you can enjoy the card and chocolates right away!I will warn you though I doubt that customs took the time and care to properly re-wrap all of the items inside. Still feel free to open it, although be careful while doing so because there may be spoilers peeking out of hastily wrapped boxes?If you get a chance I would love to hear from (you) in the threads! Feel free to let me know how many smaller gifts are in the box if you do open it early, and also whether the chocolates and card made it to you. i would love to know for sure that customs didnt abduct all your ponies(Also I am going to copy Pudding Pie, and repeat the applejack every time I have to repost this message for you.)
>>41731030Hang in there, champ.>>41730951If you feel sorry, make an effort to do better.
>GIVEAWAY MOMENT<$50 Steam gift card, delivered with a handmade Christmas card>how do I enter?1. Draw my beloved, Nightmare Moon, and post in thread. Just make sure you honor her with more effort than a stickmare.2. Pretty please promise to at least spend some of the money on a pony game, like Marequest, its soundtracks, or the official MLP Pinball, to name a few. No I wont be checking, not like I have means to. Shoutout to Tail Dragger for being the only chad that actually did this step, you're a real one.>when is the drawing?Sunday the 15th, noonish EST so I can get the card to you ideally before the sale ends.US-only due to the gift card, unfortunatelyCurrent Entries:1. Tail Dragger2. Pasture Bedtime3. Snuggle Slug the Changeling4. Fillycakes5. Designer DoohickeyLet me know if I missed you.
>>41731037I'll try! Lots of things have fallen through the cracks this month >_>>>41731050>my beloved, Nightmare MoonImmensely based.
>>41730891Don't worry, Santa, I don't mind. But, um, you mentioned something about a blender last thread... along with caramelization...I can't comprehend what treat you're possibly cooking up, but I'm very excited to try them!There's no scheduling conflicts, by the way. I'll be home for the holidays, I can recieve the package.No homo.
Reposting from the last thread.>GIVEAWAYOh yes, I really wanted to craft something again for a giveaway this year, but with the gift taking more time than initially expected and with some other real life things getting in the way then I just didn't have time for that. But I will still hold a small giveaway.>THE PRIZEPrinceWhateverer's REIMAGINE CD. But since raffling away a single CD didn’t feel quite enough, then I decided to also throw in a 30cm Chinese Fluttershy plushie. The final package will probably also contain some extra goodies including my iconic /mlp/ nostalgia mix tape™ ^:)>HOW DO I ENTER?Just reply to this post with your holiday ID on and I'll write your name down! However, there is a way to get an additional entry as well. For this I require new pictures of my cute Appul wife. No skill required, /bale/ works wonders!>DEADLINEI'll draw the winner at around 10:00 PM UTC on SaturdayCurrent entries, let me know if I somehow missed you:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19pU0ZCuqH8yymWlEH_0ZbZUVDx98idwyLOdnd9MRJD0/edit?usp=sharing
>>41731057>Lots of things have fallen through the cracks this month>biggest namefag i have ever seen participate in this eventyou better not grinch cookie
>>41731083Entering, but also>post milk dunkblessed
>>41731091Oh fuck that reminds meWEIGHTED BLANKET I SURE HOPE YOU'RE HOME TOMORROW
>>41728654Hooray!
>>41731094I swear that milk was spiked with something
WRAPPING RUUUUUUSSSHHH
>>41730951If you feel sorry, too late, you've been got.Shoot me an email whenever. I wanna know how many anons we have a part of this, it still seems so few have been getting vidya. At least I think we broke the 50 game mark, possibly 60.
Cookie can you glaze me?
>>41731120Looks like no. Maybe Sparky.
Whew! I'm finally finishing all 50+ cards I signed up for. They should be in the mail soon enough. My santee's package is pretty much ready to go as well. I just gotta get that ready for shipment. I'm glad i'm finally finishing this stuff up.
>>41731136Remove the safe tag you coward.
>>41731128>Shoot me an emailDone! Had to use my phone since this laptop doesn't have my obscure SS email on it...Did we ever manage to hunt down the anon who stole every single game code during one of your first giveaways so we could shove a candy cane up his ass?>>41731132I don't think you would survive that
>>41731148That was all boring anthro femspike furfag shit. There's plenty of safe lactation pics that are interesting. Someone needs to draw some safe lactating Spike.
>>41731156>Someone needs to draw some safe lactating Spike.or me!
Holy shit, I've been gone for too long. I hope Bangers&Mash got his gift, I sent it out on the 6th. I've been real, real busy but I've got my card done, just have to send it out.And to my Santa, thank you! I just got it and ate the cookies you sent! keeping the brittle refrigerated for now. I havent seen anything else, waiting for Christmas right now.
>>41731153That's someone else. The only issues I had with this was that Humble Choice gives you the list of games but it doesn't mean you actually get keys. Which means the month is effectively ripping you off. What I did was just redeem everything so what I screencap now is a word document that has every title and every key. No one's ever mentioned that a key didn't work for them.
>>41720512Hey I appreciate it thank you, I've been busy too. My recipient was getting worried but I've been too scared that i'd somehow messed up the gift I have planned for them and that I'll have to resort to Plan B.
>41729376No worries Green Apple Cyser! I’m just waiting for one more thing to arrive before I ship the box out, you will definitely have your gift before Christmas.
>family did Christmas dinner tonight and will do presents tomorrow due to fucked up work schedulesI've been grinched by reality.Though that does mean I'll get two Christmas Days for twice the Horsemas, so maybe its ungrinching?
Santa, good news, I got the notification slip now. I could swear they usually always come the day of the delivery attempt since they are just dropped off directly by the postman, but I guess not always. Anyways I'll collect it tomorrow probably.>>41718436Analog Candle, I only saw this now but it fucking threw me laughing, I didn't expect to see that pasta here of all places. I can't even read most of the lower part but I know it's hilarious. Great job with all of these, I've really enjoyed seeing them and hope Security Breach will, too (is this seriously just a card? wtf man).>>41729501>>41729895Yes, for now it looks like it's still moving. I'll keep you up to date.>>41729744Ice-Cream Social, nice to see you got the card and like it.>that was a lot to readSometimes the words just flow from the pen. Other times I have no clue what to write. In the end I always remember afterwards what I wanted to write about (there were supposed to be more EqG/G% jokes).>I now fully regret not doing way more for my cardeesReally? I always feel like my cards are too low effort.Also I spot a nice coaster and mousepad.>>41729773woo!
>>41731132The only one getting glazed is Cookie when I get my hands on them
Insomnia!I got your card - I love the art and those stickers are really great.Thank you!My cards will be heading out tomorrow, expect it in a week or so.
>>41725905To claim a code you'll:0. Look at this entire post before doing anything. Reading only required if you are liberal.1. Read the replies to the post first to sneed which games have already been claimed.2a. Post in the thread With Your Name On and state which game you want, so that other Anons are aware that a game is being claimed by a fellow Honsemas participant AND so I know to expect a email from you.2b. Afterwards, as an engagement ring and anti-bot measure, you must also answer my question, either in-thread (highly encouraged) or in the email if you'd prefer to keep it secret for some raisin.3. Finally, send me an email mentioning your /ss/ name and the game you're claiming. It doesn't matter if you've emailed before, I need both in the body of the email, though if you have a dedicated /ss/ email that works too for the name.>This space for rent.<This thread's game drops are:Oh my Gayban, on my RAID LAN, we be gamin', we be crude. Come and join me, no lag you see, don't hide your glee, so my dude.Oh my Gayban, on my RAID LAN, we be gamin', we be rude. Come and shoot with, conquer the myth, no PS fifth, games.No games.>This space not for rent, I just don't know what to put.<Every thread you can claim TWO gameS, so to the Anon that claimed a game last thread, you can claim another now! Except it's possible because this is the ninth one.Email for claiming (follow the instructions above): spicethegingerbread@gmail.comAnd for this thread's question: You are visited by indie singers of new and old. They have banded together to give you a glimpse of your mare. Not just any mare, but yours. This beauty brings you to such a staggered state that you barely understand what it is they ask. They warn you that you must sing the song of love. The song you sing when you think of her, that you've practiced hundreds of times alone or in the car to and from work. What is the song you sing to solidify that ephemeral rift enough for your mare to come to you?HARD MODE: Prove it by posting you singing said song. If you think you REALLY love your mare. <|^:)PSA: Do not use any cock.li (this includes horsefucker) emails. They're autofiltered by google.
You better get ready as more threads go by. The anchor post is only going to get more u̷n̷h̷i̷n̷g̷e̷d̷ creative.
>>41731284I feel like I should claim that Naruto game for "reasons" but I don't want to take it just for the meme.
Slack Action I've sent your stuff out today cause I totally forgot yesterday, I've sent the details to Santa Pone so hopefully this'll get you posting again.If not I'm gonna actually cry if you don't at least say thank you :)
Lightning punch reporting ini am no ghost! but i forgive you if you are being one ok?
Hmmm, yes, these cards and parcels will do a fine job of delaying the inbox for another few minutes.
Dear Blueberry Bounce. First of all, you can draw, and your sunbeam pin fills me with the warm fuzzies. Second of all, don’t worry about the pipe bomb, it’s the thought that counts. Thank you so much for the sweet card, friend. I love to do this and I love you. Oh and the Horsemas sticker is 10/10
>>41731284Turbo Golf Racing and Olli Olli WorldCan You Feel My Heart
Eiderdown's request for Octavia>>41731247I drink the milk straight from the dragon's teat
Gee, Foggy Night! TWO Horsemas Cards?!I opened the wrong one first, and got stickers before I received the ransom note. Gosh. I sure hope Foggy Night is doing ok while being held wherever he’s being held… I really better try to make sure to have a good Horsemas!
>>41731247What if we both glaze Cookie at the same time?
>>41731379Oh! I forgot to comment on the Aquarium art! It’s so cute! I love the decorated coral!
There is no amount of nurturing Derps that could ever sate me, but gosh, this card sure helps the hunger. Thank you so much for the really sweet card, Happy Heartsong! You’re too kind, and I sure don’t mind if waifu eats the baked goods herself if it brings her joy
>>41731354Ooo I'd give anything to drink straight from the tap.>>41731385You've got yourself a deal
Hello Gimmle sorry for not updates for a bit got food poisoning recently so was bed ridden for that. Got your stuff wrapped up and while I couldn't decorate the bestest gift the way I wanted to I still enjoy the extra touch I added for it. Told a customer at work about the Secret Santa project and she gave me some extra snacks to gift to you when she heard about my parents throwing them out. Still locally sourced goodies don't you worry. Apologies for the delays but that's December for me and been a bit worried I may be Grinched so that has hurt my initiative as well as that food making the last week into a Tamers skit without the cute ponies. Hope you enjoy the extra non pony stuff as well, I got an air brush recently so I'll be diligently working on my own, hope to share those with you beyond Secret Santa and see if you build the ones I sent or exchanged them for ones you would love.
God Jule to you as well Piece of Cake! Ahhhhh! That Nightmare Moon pin is sooo cute! I love the little sparkles in the paint on her tail. Instant addition to the work coat! I caved instantly and had a piece (or two) of the Marzipan. Which I love because 1)Marzipan is delicious and 2)it always reminds me of Homestar Runner. And that’s always good. Can you enlighten me as to the pig motif? It’s more fun to hear it from a person than look it up online.
Tis a night for delectable treats from foreign climes! King of Ding-a-Ling thank you so much for the wonderful care package. These all feel like such Christmassy foods! Ponk would truly be proud of your selection. I tried the Twinuts (obviously). They are Awesome! with a capital A. I actually had to go put them down in a different part of the room because I kept grabbing handfuls. The good news is that my nutritionist can’t be mad at me because I live in America and all the nutrition is in grams. Basically a free pass! Thank you so much Merry Horsemas! (And I’m sorry I took so long to go get and then open this. Shame on me.)
>>41731307Do it you English tart.
>>41731083Entering, and of course i'd draw the most wonderful wife... LOVE HER!
>>41731197yippee !! super happy to hear it !! tysm for the update !!
Fucking goblins stole my fucking wrappers fucking corn syrup santa curse them fuckity fuck fuck.
>>41731379>>41731387I was wondering when this would arrive! Next time I'll try and remember to put it all in one card.
thanks for the sweets! love the pen and the card :)
Chompy. My dearest Chompy. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I opened the wonderful handmade box straight down the seam with absolutely no issues. The bad news is that I might have slightly ruined your beautiful letter. I usually don’t have trouble with seals, but I just couldn’t get this one, so I had the bright idea to warm up the wax a little and, uh…I warmed it a little too much and it leaked a little. The sentiments, my friend, though remained unstained, and they are reflected in their entirety back at you. For anyone wondering about the plaque, which now sits nestled among the ponies in the workroom, Chompy is an extremely talented musician, and my favorite song of his is “Good Ships” which has these words as its chorus. I will cherish it always, you incredible Peetzer Pup.Also a Vatican cookbook! Signed by the REAL pope! Gosh I hope it includes recipes for holy water in the beverage section!
>>41731491>dat RarityYeah, that's a yeast infection waiting to happen. I'm betting the minty flavoring doesn't feel too good either.
thanks for the card and stickers banjo! :)
>>41731495Maybe the pain is the point.
>>41731499>forgor picture
love the card and the coal foal!>inb4 sideways photo
>>41731491just saw the name :) thank you winter web! has your oc been drawn yet? i love spiderpones.
Thank you Pulsar Patterns for the water bottle! It looks great!
>>41731399And now I get to post the almost* full size image.*I misjudged the size in pixels of half a 5x7 card. All my card fronts had to be slightly upscaled to 1500x2100 for printing.
>>41731176I'll be mailing on Monday but there will be one item that won't be ready for several weeks. I'll be sending that separately when I finally complete it.
>>41731322>matches>mailI see, I see.
>>41731578Said the blind man to his deaf wife as she nodded in agreement.
>>41731582tfw no deaf mare wife
>>41731549Glad it got to you safely. Hope it met your expectations.
>>41731494Holy shit chompy is super cool>>41731406>give anything to drink straight from the tap.Anything.....?
Package received. should I open this right now in case of food stuffs or wait until the day?
>>41731574Take your time :3
>>41731582>>41731599
>>41731566Too adorable!What a wonderful mom and daughter!
>>41731079Okay, glad to hear. The snack is a signature of mine. Been told it's good enough to go commercial and even work as a filling in a treat combo when I make it right and have the process fresh in mind - been out of practice for a couple years and made a practice batch before this one a couple weeks ago. It's SUPER sugary, so pace yourself. I did have someone who hates sugar try some and they loved it - guess it's just that good. Didn't even ask them, they just passed by it and tried some. Further instructions should be on the card included.
>>41730960Nice bait. I’ll bite This is a website filled with incel gooners that are primarily men, which are traditionally more openly horny than others.Get fucked, faggot. You’ve got two hands.
To Sandpiper, don't look at the pic unless you want to spoil the last of the items you'll be receiving. Finally finished making/bottling the pineapple/coconut mead for him to use as a base for a Malibu Sunset Shimmer mead, just add a dash of grenadine and some rum.
>>41731517Negative! This name was given to me this year. I love it though and I'm definitely sticking with it next year. Maybe some kind anon will draw me a cute cryptid amreI'm sorry I didn't write much for you, I've never been much of a card guy. I'm glad the sweets made it to you intact though!
>>41731821Have you been hiding in that other mare's spider bucket this entire time?
>>41731732>SUPER sugary, so pace yourselfHe doesn't know I'm Pinkie Pie irlFor realzies though, it sounds absolutely delicious! Can't wait to try your signature treat! I don't even mind if it's cum-filled.
>>41731050Aight got one NMM here, never drew her before, she is kinda hard to get right, I wanted to either make her angry or tsundere but I still struggle with drawing emotions, so she's just mildly confused. I'm starting to get a bit happier with my drawings, even the pencil ones i did for this years cards specially the rarity ones, I really feel like I went all out on those for some reason maybe i'll actually try and improve to become an artfag this shit's fun
>>41727848>Hunky HymnSo excited!
>>41731830I have been known to enjoy residing in cylindrical beverage vessels from time to time.I'm not bothering anyone. Spider Bucket said I could stay in the restaurant. I keep the changelings out for her.
>>41731893suddenly i am terrified of every cylinder in the kitchenwhy do you guys have to be so scary :(
>>41731031Hi there Piping Hot,I want to start out first by saying I am sorry for not responding to you in the last few threads. There have been some unfortunate problems that prevented me from posting here or going on the internet in general for a while.I got you gifts and it is AWESOME! I very truly mean this, and it has really cheered me up. I cannot put into words how this made my day when I saw what I got. I will post some pictures and comments soon.Again, thank you for the gifts, it truly is awesome!
A shout out all my cardees!Puddle PaddleDancer DoTinsel TotePomander PranceBread Crumbs the GriffonNote this is my first time with SS and not sure what's best to send out.
Horsemas Tree has finally been deployed. We had to take down the train set but I told the fillers they can rebuild it this weekend. I left a lot of ornaments off this year as the tree is getting a bit janky and probably needs to be replaced.
>>41731959Make a ponified treeThe tree is a pony
>>41731821yeah and they were good! now tell me....how much protien did i ingest?
>>41731127Yes! I can confirm I have received the package. It arrived safely!Is the package itself safe to open, or should I wait to open it?
>>41731914I've been told it's the legs and pincers. We don't do it on purpose!>>41731975About 3 globs per cookie and less than 1 glob per piece of brittleI'm happy you liked them, it took me a few tries to get the texture on the caramel right.
>>41731950something with ponies ideally
>>41731959Awww thats so cute! My tree is up i just have to decorate it!
>>41732020oh no
>>41732020y'all move way too fast! I got in an unwilling staring contest with a huge spider once and when it darted across the whole counter in the span of like two seconds I just about fainted right then and there
>trying to work on gift>homework out the assHoly fuck leave me alone I need to poni poni
Hey ginger pop, no peakingFinished with the post processing so this is the last look at shiny Fluttershy before she takes a bath in liver of sulfur and gets sent out tomorrow
>>41730866Thanks f@m. Was starting to get a little worried. As I said a few threads ago, I dont care if you ship it all at once and it arrives late if it saves you on shipping. Im excited to see what you did!
Card Frens shout out! Your lewd cards will be mailed out as soon as the strike ends.Sibilant Scales the LamiaPuddle PaddleHeavenly HorizonHolly HypeSwizzle StickBright Red SledJuicy DoodleHappy HeartsongHush Puppy the Diamond DogCauliflower CustardKettle CornIcicle Slither the LamiaBroccoli TimeCandlelight ArchiveIce-Cream SocialCherry MerlotProper PackageSaddle TankGandy PrancerLamplighter the Moth PonySun KinkChuckle Buck
>>41731844I remember you saying so earlier. This'll put you to the test then I guess.>cum filledEw, no. That's scary that's a thing. Even if a joke, it of pisses me off. The only cum is what was drawn
>>41732260Yes that was a joke, and I'm sorry lmao-I do not actually endorse cumming in my or anypony else's treats. I'm allergic to cum anyway.legit, no joke
unf Bedlam Soup blob blob
>>41732230Ooo i can't wait for lewd card! I hope my card arrives to you safe and sound
>>41731284How generous of you! I'll be claiming Raji and Ozymandias. To answer the question, honestly I have no idea. I truthfully haven't sang many love songs in the shower or what (especially not when thinking about a mare as I am newfag) but I'll just say I'd sing the bits I can remember of the Secret Santa Snuggle Up lullaby. That one was beautiful.
>>41731626What do you have in mind? I want that sweet milk.
Click Clack, I have recieved derpy! she is so cute, I love her thank you! I might perform some surgery to add a magnet and a squeaker
>>41732605I also want some delicious cold milk!
>>41732147>sulfurimagine the smell...
>>41731921I am so relieved to see you are alive and well in the threads! Don't worry about it, life happens. Really glad you enjoyed the gifts :) I had a lot of fun putting it together!
>>41731465<3
>>41732014You may open the box if you wishIt will not spoil the gift
>>41731494Oh Boy! Supper glad it arrived safe and sound! Have a very Happy Horsemas, Pony Claus!Time for some Mail!Pizza Roll Parade! Thank you so much for the wonderful card! The artwork is fantastic and I really like the stickers included. The theological controversy as to weather Diamond Dogs have snowpity is still highly contested, but now I have a great ribbon! Thanks again!
>>41732740Trinket Shelf! Your card is wonderful! This stickers are great and the little plush is super soft! I have never seen that style of charm before, but she is super cute! The artwork is absolute perfection. Honestly, it makes me so happy that you tried drawing a Diamond Dog for the first time and managed to succeed so well! Even the little sketch inside is adorable! I would love the file of the artwork and Pony Claus has my e-mail! Thank you for the kind words!To all my cardees, your cards are in the mail and should hopefully arrive this week!
Fillycakes, I have shipped you gift set yesterday. The tracking and a message are with Pony Claus, and you should be getting it Monday or Tuesday if it doesn't have delays. There is one thing in there that's perishable. And though it may spoil my identity, I'd rather the baked goods not spoil instead.
Sugar Cookie Shunter!Package has been secured! excited to open it on the big day!
We got another one! Thanks for the delightful card and stickers, Pizza Roll Parade!
click clack !! i am gonna head over today !! i will be leaving at ~4pm and get there by 5-5:30 pm, if you won’t be home i’ll leave it at your door in a somewhat hidden spot so it won’t get stolen and you can leave ponky pie out for me !! hope you’re excited to receive your gift
>>41731083An offer I can't ignore. Can (You)?
>>41732605so, I've been wanting to rearrange the kitchen a little bit, but the kiln I use for the cookies is reeeeeeally heavy... >>41732613ok well the only way it's gonna be cold is if I go stand outside for like an hour lol....actually, does it even work like that? At what point is it cold enough outside that the milk in one's teats actually gets cold? Cause wouldn't your body heat keep them warm or something?
>>41732847Can i get her instead? or ship me to Sweet Apple Acres? either is fine
>>41732912I don't trust serial killers around AJ, and giving you access to the farm sounds like a cereal miller in the making. But you can save that wonky doodle of AJ; it's all yours, friend. :)
Mix'n match, your gift arrived yesterday! You can open whenever you'd like, there is nothing perishable inside.
>>41732932NOOOO please, that's not me, it's just a guy with the same exact name. I NEED HER, LET ME BE WITH HER...of course i saved the doodle i hoard all the aj content i ever see
>>41730880Glad to hear you got the package!You can actually open it now, the important stuff is wrapped a second time inside but there is a stocking you can hang up now and there is a card and paper slip in the lid of the box because I was a retard and had to slip it in at the last moment.
>>41731163Huzzah! I hope you're happy with it. Make sure you post pictures!>>417321304x the legs = 4x the speed zoooooom
>>41730880One more thing, on the top of the box the sticker is in a bag so you can take it out and have it
>>41732945That explains the size of it, and probably the weight too. It has a ゴゴゴゴ presence in my room. I was expecting... I don't know. Like a pack of fancy napkins. From what I wrote down, I can't see anything that would warrant such size or content.Also get some vidya, I have 107 keys left and I think I've given away 60+ games at this point. I wanna see just how far I can go, outside of my own santee and other things.
>>41730849I received the gift from my Santa!! <3 I will open it on Christmas, just wanted to say thanks in advance
>>41732847The perfect trade! Thank you so much fren!>>41732912Hey now reichsführer, hooves off my wife
>Wake up and get ready to have a festive day>Light scented candles and make a fire in the fireplace>Make a cup of hot cocoa and crawl under a blanket>Go to turn on Neighborhood FM to listen to holiday music>"Unable to connect"It still hurts, bros.
>>41731284>What is the song you sing to solidify that ephemeral rift enough for your mare to come to you?oh lord, you're gonna make me admit this? What else could it be other than the song that started me on my path of Nightmare Moon obsession? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7uMwXYU9UAnd for games, how about... Main Assembly & Amnesia: Rebirth?Also, lol, steam has a hard time with the name of that one other game
Cardees! Your cards are ready and should be on their way today or tomorrow! >Worm on a String>Shed Bash Sweater>Peppermint Permafrost>Foggy Night>Premarital PreeningFoggy Night i apologize i did receive your card a few days ago but had not yet called it out. I absolutely love Deerpy and the way you edited the front of card, thank you!
>>41732899Fine I'll move your shit if snuggle slug helps. Then we can each get a teat and a taste of that sweet, sweet milk. I'm not fussed with the temperature.
>Garden Party>Fluffy Feathers>Store Brand Soup>Top Ten>Coal ShovelI sent you my cards yesterday, I'm looking forward to you receiving them!
>>41733006>edited the front of cardAww, that's so cute!!>>41733042o-one for each of you I guess?
>>41732974Your wife? Ha. Noon. Town square.
>>41733057You're making a lot of promises Cookie between this thread and the last one. You better keep them.
>>41733057>>41733080I swear I'm going to start reporting your roleplay faggotry if you don't knock it off.
>>41733080idk how I am supposed to keep any of them when I couldn't draw to save my life
>>41732994Ah crap. I think I gave you the hyper-realistic creepy pasta version. Watch out for Mario or Douglas Walker, they'll bleed at you.
>>41733099Oh no not douglas walker not again
>>41733083I am not role-playing. I want to fuck Cookie Kiln>>41733084I'll make you keep them. One way or another.
>>41733115....oh no.
Speed Limit I have sent your card again, hopefully this time it will pass customs.
>>41732272Most women are. It's known to cause extreme swelling of the abdomen and fleshy discharge.
>>41733006Woo!One more made it safely through the system.
>>41731422>Can you enlighten me as to the pig motif?I am not fully sure of the full origin of the Pig motif, but I think it goes back to the Viking era and perhaps further back. It has been a kind of symbol of eating good and indulgence for Christmas (Jul). Like one of the traditional Christmas foods here is Pork belly (pic related). So the pig have been a staple of eating good at Jule times; after some meagre eating during early winter, and before you again enter a time of a bit lackluster eating before spring and summer comes again.The Marzipan pig is perhaps the pinnacle of that motif and it is traditionally used, in addition to eating it freestyle, as a fun gift for finding the Almond in the Christmas Rice pudding (eaten mid-day-ish on Christmas). One almond is added to the Christmas Rice pudding after it is cooked. Full Christmas dinner is later in evening on the 24th (Norway celebrates Christmas the 24th).Hope it gave a little insight, but I might have missed or got some facts wrong. But it is a rough overview of the Pig motif.
christmas eve is in 10 days. nothing from my santa except the call out post.I've been grinched
>>41733132men are allergic as well, there's a serious problem with undigested baked goods exiting through the rectum
Thank you for the card and sticker Icicle Slither! You may have switched away from the Kirin name, but she still lives on in spirit! And snek is cute too, I like the tail stocking she's wearing. Merry Horsemas!
>>41733183A Trixie with THREE horns?!
Designer DoohickeyHad more trouble than I hoped, but your gift has just been shipped! Pony Claus should have the tracking for you soon.The outer plain cardboard box can be opened, but the inner decorated box should wait to not spoil the gift
Worm on a StringPeppermint PermafrostGleaming GiftwrapLengthy LanyardMoon Cup the BatponyYour cards are in the mail!
Jolly Joystick, your package is on the way! It came down to 22kg, so please, if you need to fetch it from the post office, get a car.And Security Breach: Your card is on the way, too. Merry Christmas!
>>41732800So glad you recieved it alright, did get an email saying so but good to get direct confirmation. Is unfortunate the surprise got partially spoiled by the carrier but I had to detail most of what was inside when I paid for the shipping.>>41729485Here's your (you)Would have been in last thread but it appears it hit bump limit while I was in the rave I went to.Also, I'm a massive lurker and very rarely post.As much as I would have loved to tell my neighbours all about the joys of having a pony waifu they dropped it off to my house while I was still at work late and I didn't see them.May mares be with you both always
>>41733234How does one even shunt a sugar cookie?
I received a care mare package from my Santa from last year! I’m very excited to see what it could be!Unfortunately, I could not attend this year's celebrations but I'm super thankful to receive this gift!
gonna run errands and get some food, then at 4pm i’ll be on my way, happy hearths warming click clack /)
Remember, it is your civic duty to mail anthrax and pipe bombs to ghosts and grinches. They WILL participate in Horsemas, even if we have to force them to do so.
Cozy Coils the Lamia, your package has been mailed! Should arrive by the 17th. And cards are in the mail...most of them.Dancer Do, Weather Duster, and Bread Crumbs the Griffon, the guy at the post office straight up told me that because of current events in your country, the cards I have addressed to you would not be delivered, so those didn't make it into the mail slot with the others. I have an alternative idea to get around this and I'll work with Pony Claus on it so you get cheer from me. >>41731083Finally, a giveaway I have time to actually enter this year!
>>41732260This person is an offboarder>>41732272Dox them right here and now so I can send them dead animals and dog shitalso to the madman who sent me the derpy card and ALL THESE YUMMY SWEETS! Bless you! Just this once Ill forgive not knowing about RDP or Gregdash because oh my gosh this feels full of holiday cheer.to >>41731499>>41730920and the other folks from last thread! Im so so very happy my cards are arriving! So much shit gets lost and destroyed by these awful mail carriers this day every safe delivery feels like a miracle. Merry horsemas!
>>41731456>I tried the Twinuts (obviously). They are Awesome! with a capital AMy sides.I am glad to hear you're enjoying it! I was a little worried it didn't get your way. Or even worse.. that bioluminescent government agents were feasting on your treats!
>>41732804Super excited. You should catch me as I'll in between work and heading to a holiday party.
>>41732230Whoa thats me! i've sent off your card but postal strike so. idk when it'll be there
>>41733042Your terms are acceptable.
>>41733302Cum cookies!
>>41733406calm down son, this isn't /k/
Hunky Hymn, your gift has been sent, estimate is 2-8 business days to arrive, so it should be arriving before Christmas.
>>41733384I really wish I was one of those drawin' types, not even for the implied sexo but because the mental image of cookie nervously watching a slug-bug and an overeager mare trying to move an entire traditional brickwork kiln just looks hilarious in my mind's eye
>>41733223>22kgThat's massive. Holy shit. Can't wait for the unboxing.
>>41732991I know the feeling. Work without neighborhood isn't the same.I am working on getting a replacement running on azuracast if Snowy Charm is willing to migrate the whole thing to a VPS instead of paying shoutcast out the ass for it. In the meantime you can download and enjoy the festive horsetism here: derpy.me/SSongs
>>41733429>Holy shit.Holy fuck that's 50 pounds in america numbers that's HEAVY
>>41733429>The weight of a standard concrete block of size 8”x8”x16” typically ranges from 18 to 20 kilograms (around 40 to 44 pounds)20kg gift + 2kg of packing material!
>>41733302Happy horsemas Banjo! Thank the lord, I was worried you wouldn't like it.
>>41731050>>41731083I didn't have my computer to continue this drawing further so I'll have to post it as is, hope you still enjoy it, it's always fun to try and find a scenario to put 2 characters in 1 drawing
>>41733458Damn that's an incredible piece of art.
>open mail>THREE HORSEMAS CARDS AT ONCEThank you to Pizza Roll Parade. Quiet Reflection, and Chuckles for your cute cards and funny words of christmas cheer!
>>41733423She knows that once it moves she has to lactate gallons for them
>>41733459>>41733465I was going to tease you about the activation warning but I'm actually really curious, did you get windows to use a pony font?>>41733469well yea I'd draw that too probably
>>41733461Shit it didn't post hold on
>>41733471Hold on to what?WHAT DO I NEED TO HOLD ON TO?IS IT GOING TO FALL IF I DON'T HOLD IT?
>>41733458I fucking hate mobileposting, here is the pic>>41733475Hold onto the horsemas spirit, if it escapes we're all doomed
>>41733470Default windows font switched to pony, little fluttershy pointer set, and on boot up it says welcome to equestria and plays a chip tune of the theme song.
>>41733475YOU BET IT WILL, SO JUST, LIKE, HOLD ON, OK??
>>41733478Okay, I will try to hold the 50megaton antimatter bomb you named "Horsemas Spirit." I hope I don't dr
>>41733478i knew you were based moon, apple themed mare juices taste the best >>41733480how did you pull any of that off? Windows 7? or is there finally a Win10 customization scene?I used to FUCK my computer up with ponies back in the day, man
>>41733485Winaero Tweaker is pretty good for getting fun superficial stuff going and turning off a lot of 10's particularly gay garbage bloatware. completely shuts off updates too if you want
>>41733485Better example, this old XP theme was so well made and so prettyhttps://www.deviantart.com/jeurobrony/art/Princess-Luna-Windows-XP-Theme-v-1-2-301845251
>>41733489first PC I ever built was a super garbo that ran XP lots of fun memories
>>41733488>Winaero TweakerOh yeah it's time to fuck this thing up 2014 style, I'm already using Win10 LTSC thanks to some russian installer I can't fully understand, so bloat is already down, but customization is going UP.Some of my machines are still running default windows 10 and I'm getting so sick of all the junk and bloat they're dealing with, NO I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO COPILOT STOP ASKING REEEEEEEE>>41733495Same, some sort of trash heap single core Athlon mess that I got in 2013 for like 40 bucks, and look at me now with a 4070 that doesn't get used because I don't have time for gaming anymore.Oh how the turns tabled...
>>41733484WHAT HAVE YOU DO
>>41733500Should be using that 4070 to synthesize mare voices! I can't really even play video games alone anymore, the only exception is rimworld and "play" isn't even the right word more like "run in the background" while i read or listen to music or something.
>>41733465https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts/releases
>>41733511I've been carefully selecting games from spice's giveaway that look short and interesting enough to bang out in a single weekend, kinda looking forward to "INDUSTRIA" since I love that cold war technology type setting and it seems a bit short...But the likes of GTAO and WoT? Hah... nope. Not anymore. Really wish I could get back the money I spent on virtual tanks but my 2018 self was DUMB.I've thought about fiddling around with AI before, but if I'm gonna put in effort to learn prompting I may as well learn to draw instead, but voices, eh, maybe? but idk what I'd use them for...
>>41733430>In the meantime you can download and enjoy the festive horsetism here: derpy.me/SSongsI was told there would be /ss/ records.
>>41733514Anon your not gonna give my computer AIDS are you Anon?>>41733520You use them to switch out the windows TTS for mare voices so you can have mare read you stories while you fall asleep
>>41733524>switch out the windows TTS for mare voicesMaybe not for reading stories but that sounds like fun
Hey Sandpiper, your santa here. Your gift should have been dropped off in front of your gate. Hopefully the plastic bag I put around it has kept off the majority of the rain. Let me know if you got it.
>>41733524it's open source so just read the code ^:)it just removes the Activate Windows messages by giving you the loicense you need
>>41733204Understood! No worries about the delay, It just means you spent more time working on it!
>>41733538woah sweet, merry christmas anon!
>>41733423I can draw but I'm not at home at the minute and even if I was, I'm not that good, neither can I draw smut.
Next is Posterboard's request, like I said haven't drawn this type of shit before so I hope it looks right. Full Image : https://files.catbox.moe/iz4nip.png This shit got me thinking, is there any difference between futa mare and fem colt? Seems like the same thing to me.>>41731465>>41732847Not usually a big apple guy but those are some nice AJ's bros>>41731852She is very cute, I'd love to see how your Rarity drawings turned out
STOP MAKING ALL THE CUTE MARES INTO FUTA TRANNIES THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRUE FUTANARI ANYWAYS FUCK YOU FAGGOTS SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>41733568Futa is different. The psyop is that you are convinced they are the same thing by lazy fags who don't really care and just want to inject themselves into yet another niche they never belonged to.t. /d/eviant since '07
>>41733570>tfw degeneracy loops back to square one
>>41733568Here's a (you). It's the least I can do since you obviously have encountered the surprise-cock-n-nuts from at least one of your dates.
>>41733478An appul does sound good right now
>>41733578The native lifespan of a /d/eviant isn't that far from the truth. You see it with a lot of weebs too. They go from Asuka/Rei, to moeblobs, to monstergirls, to weird fucking furry abominations (if they follow that route) and eventually it goes back to "I just want some cute autismo dork I can spend time with and bully relentlessly". I think it's that sort of overindulgence you see from a lot of people in a lot of venues. It's why sometimes, you don't want gold flake pube-covered fur burgers while everyone watches. You just want a good God damned grill cheese sammich with tomato soup./mlp/ has a lot of fetishes and niches that fit well with /d/, if you look for similarities. Flaremares/neets/chubby/pregnant/femdom-reverse gender roles. The execution and form is different, but deep down everyone wishes for the chubby gamer neet gf.
>>41733568If only yhr futa tannie spam stopped
>>41733595Anon, I have already enrolled in your "Chicks With Dicks 201: The History of Why it's Not Gay" class starting this spring semester. You don't have to keep selling me on it. I do so crave your forbidden knowledge.
>>41733562>haven't drawn this type of shitHoly shit Wynter this looks absolutely beautiful, her cock is photogenic and suckable. You absolutely could've fooled me.Also, the difference between a femcolt and a futa mare is a futa mare can give herself a teatjob. Femcolts don't have that sorta mass.
>>41733617Should that be an actual convention panel? Something like "Mares With Flares: The Ultimate Wife".
Gift received Cinder!
>>41733657>>41733537
>>41733658Again, hope it didn't get too soaked given our weather this weekend.
>>41733302My santa is innocent! This nigga posted Tex! He's the realest! A man is not defined by his sensitivity to cum in treats!
Weighted Blanket you better be sitting at your front door on a lawn chair watching for the mailpony
Did anypony got my mail yet?
>>41733661All dry!
>>41733617straight relationships are built around heterosexual behavior, particularly because homosexual behavior does not yield children making it a self-deleting sexualityso for the purposes of the rest of this post, 'straight' or 'straight relationship' is in regards to a child-producing relationship between partnersa man and a woman is the straightest relationship you can get into irltwo men cannot get one woman pregnant, so adding a second man does not increase the heterosexuality, and honestly just increases the gayness because one of them is getting cucked (gay) out of kidsadding a second woman does not help either, as a man cannot fuck both at once outside of rare aberrant cases of diphallic penises, leaving the second woman to play with the first, which is gaynow if you want to increase the straight partnerships, you have to add a man and a woman each time, ensuring that there is a man for every woman in any scaled up scenario this gives us a straight ratio of 1/2 (.5)this does not apply to futa, which are hermaphrodites, anyone saying futa doesnt need a vagina is a faggot and you should stop listening to themconsider, if you're fucking a herm mare in her horse pussy, and she's fucking a non-herm mare in her horse pussy at the same time, you bypass the rule above about needing pairs because there are now 2 child-bearing sexual activities at the same time with only 3 individuals, so the straight ratio is now 2/3 (.666), a full 1/6th increaseyou can go further!if you make the second mare a herm too, she can fuck another mare, making it 3 straight sexes with 4 individuals, we're at 3/4 (.75), even betterbut again, we can do morewe can keep upscaling this to 99 straight fucks with 100 individuals, or 99/100 (.99)but you know what, with that many people you could make the initial man a herm too and have the fuckcircle loop around, resulting in a babymaking fuck for every individual involved, for 100/100. 100%. 1.therefore, one can only realize that men and women, who can only ever be half straight, are always going to be twice as gay as futa, who are, with the above calculus put into terms for those that only know algebra, fully straightwhich means there's nothing gay about having the embodiment of being straight shove her fat horsecock down your throat as her sister fills your ass with one of her diphallic equine penises and the other rubs up and down your stomach as she squeezes your thighs around its base until they both cum, coating your inflating stomach in so much foalbatter that you cant eat for days
>>41733650What the fuck kind of degenerate conventions are you going to, bro? No, seriously. Name names.
>>41733568don't worry hon, they're cis futas
>>41733721I went to Marefair twice, it was pretty fucking gay. I've done serious panels so maybe a few shitpost panels would also be fun.
I'm not smart enough for this type of math I just wanna kiss mares regardless of what they're carrying around under their tail
>>41733716...it's the mostwonderful timeof the year...
>>41733562The difference is a futa mare has the full combo platter with a horsepussy dripping onto her balls for extra wet slaps when she gets bred like only a futa mare can
Finals and work have been an absolute nightmare, but I have all my cards and gift ready to presentThank you very much to Pony Claus, Bing-Bong Singalong, and especially to Pin Puller
>>41733944Thank you Bing-Bong Singalong for this wonderful card
>>41733946
>>41733948and finally, to Pin Puller, I'm sorry for the late replies. I genuinely appreciate the hard work that went into this gift, bless your soul and snowpity.
>>41733950i love her.....
>>41733955She looks like she has a cookie crumb on her cheek. Cute.
Hey Hump Yard! Tracking says your package was delivered into the mailroom on Friday. Hope you got it safe! It should be just fine left alone until Christmas.
>>41733948>Thank you Bing-Bong Singalong for this wonderful card>Pizza Roll Parade
>>41734023You're right, I went back to the archive to see who sent cards out.>>41733946Thank you Pizza Roll Parade, I missed your name in the card for whatever reason
>>41731083I'll be drawing the winner in about an hour, so final chance to get your name in!
>>41733521You were correctly informed.
Sappy Song hey wanted to give you an update on your gift, I didn't have things quite ready yet and didn't wanna risk the gift arriving while you were gone incase there were any delays in shipping if I did send it. I'll be sending it to you on the 30th or 31st for when you get back, just had a gut feeling it wasn't a great idea trying to get it to you a couple days before as much as I wanted to get it to you before you left.
Illumination, your Santa here! I just sent out your package today! I've had some delays due to some health complications this week, but I'm thankful that it'll be with you soon. I've just sent Pony Claus the tracking number so keep an eye on your inbox.
Coal Shovel, quick updateI have all your stuff prepared. I will ship it out when the post office opens on Monday
>>41734044Thank you, very excited!
>>41734030like digital art?
>>41702027Just checked my mailbox yesterday and the package has arrived. Will wait til Horsemas proper before opening it up and postin about it.
>ventured out into the freezing cold to check mailbox>emptyidk what I expected when I haven't seen my name in any of the cardee callout posts
>>41732612I am glad so she got to you in time.
>>41734060
>>41734060Kek. Of course, anon.
>>41733276Woo! I'm sure its a fantastic gift!still finishing up my thing for my santee, should be done soon!cooking a big pot of chili right now actually, so I have food for the next week.
click clack !! i am half an hour away !! keep an eye out for a small silver bmw with a black top !!
>>41734134Can do!
Final photo of my finished gift for Ginger PopThere are a few small flaws, but overall I’m really happy with how the bronze came out
>>41731050>>41731083Here are my entries!
>>417341901. that's beautiful, I love it, and I'm sure ginger is going to love it too2. post flank NOW>>41734194Ver good moon
>>41734194Wow, cutting it really close there anon, I was just in the middle of writing the draw post
Rolled 26 (1d36)>>41731083Time to draw the winner of the REIMAGINE giveaway! There were a total of 36 entries I really hope I didn't miss anyone, far more than I expected to get. Thank you everyone who participated and special thanks to the anons who also went for the extra entry, I really enjoyed seeing all these cute Appuls!But now, the winner is...
>>41734190That's awesome - really, really cool.
>>41731017Nope! I haven't opened it. I wouldn't spoil Horsemas like that. >Love Handles and CardeesI'm sorry for the delay, but your cards and gift will be sent out either Monday or Tuesday. I'll post an update once they're in the mail. >>41734205Sorry about that!>>41734220Congrats to Quivering Cloaca the Griffon!
>>41734220Conglaturation QUIVERING CLOACA THE GRYPHON, You're winner! One CD and Fluttershy plushie are soon coming your way. Please contact me at speedlimitmlp@gmail.com
>>41734220Congratulations Quivering Cloaca the Gryphon!
Banjo Boogie your card has arrived! Thank you for all the super cute stickers, and I love the artwork on the card! Have a very merry Horsemas!
>>41734199>spoiler
>>41731050My entry
santa, I believe this is one of the gifts from (You). **let me know if I'm wrong.** can't wait for the rest!
>>41734300hhhhnngg
>>41734305Frosty!!
PUMP TROLLY HOLLY, I SUMMON YOU.Due to everyone sharing and opening your stuff early, in some way, feel free to do so with your box if you like. It isn't double or triple-stuffed so you'll be able to see almost everything from the open. Didn't poke holes in the box but small lungs don't require a lot of air, right?
>>41734220Congrats, QUIVERING CLOAKA THE GRYPHON!
UK /ss/ meetup:Tomorrow (Sun 15), 11am at Paddington station. Specifically by the statue of Paddington Bear on platform 1, look out for me with my scarf + filly. We'll tour around the city as we feel like it and then find a pub when we're ready to get merry. Those who've confirmed attendance, keep an eye on your emails for any last-minute updates.Currently sitting on four total attendees plus two still on maybe. If you're planning to attend and HAVE NOT yet given me a firm confirmation, reply to this post or email ASAP with your /ss/ name anonmous06775@gmail.com I won't be waiting for any ghosts!
Shoofly Shush the Changeling DO NOT READ THIS OR SPOIL IMAGE IT WILL RUIN YOUR HORSEMAS!!!Okay, I need feedback. This is literally all I have so far, and I'm starting to panic a little. I know it's the fucking 14th, but is this enough you think? It's going to be painted when it's dry, but i'm terrified it will get destroyed and their Horsemas will be ruined. Would you be happy with this for Horsemas? I guess i'm just worried I really fucked up this year.
>>41733568They are true futanari, drawfags are just gay slackers and/or retarded
>>41734355Do you have anything else to put in the gift, or is it just this little Chryssi(?) in there? Maybe it would help having multiple things?>terrified it will get destroyedWrap her in bubblewrap, put her in a small box by herself with cushion to make sure she doesn't move when you shake the box, then put that small box inside of the main box, and again, once everything is in it, make sure you pack it with enough newspaper/bubblewrap/old shirts so that nothing moves when you shake it, and she'll make it there in one piece.
>>41734396Was going to make some nice art of bugmommy for my santee as well. Maybe some cookies too? You think that'd be enough? I don't want to let my santee down.
>>41734033Wait, for real?
>>41733562Nice cock
>>41734399I think that sounds pretty good, especially the cookies! I kinda regret not packing a holiday snack or two in my gift... And I don't think you're gonna let your santee down, only a grinch truly lets their santee down, and grinches aern't even worried about the possibility of letting anyone down!And getting homemade items is truly special, with the exception of limited or rare merch most ponies can just buy something if they want it enough, but something made by another anon, you can't just go buy that <3I guess there's a chance that someone in this event is gonna be a dick about their gift and make their santa feel like trash, but hopefully not!
Hey Peppermint Pudding! I'm afraid I have come up against a bit of an issue.I've had your gift ready for a little while, but with a whole bunch of life circumstances and an inability to tell work no I've yet to ship it. I have it with me now, but with Canada post down I'm afraid shipping is either $300 with UPS or $450 with FeDex. Funnily enough they'd get it there in time! But... Ouch.I wanted to ask if you'd be ok with a delayed gift? I'll be honest, I'd rather put more money into the gift itself than shipping! I'm so sorry to ask this of you, but do let me know. I'll be flying to the UK on the 24th so if Canada post refuses to start up by then I can ship it from there. That being said if it really matters to get it to you sooner, I understand! This event means the world to me and I completely get it if it's the same for you!
>>41734309Damn, that's absolutely sick!Great, great work. Great bottom.
>>41732260Someone post the brownies.
>>41733132w-what are you implying anon
>>41732260>>41734469
Oh Boy! How Topical!
>>41734220where is the drawing?
>>41734621I have hopes of triggering a bingo tile on Horsemas.
>>41734499I would never do this with my cookies.......>>41734621aww, I kinda hoped to get 'OP image is someone's holiday ID' with thread 23
Slack Action your gift is being attempted to redeliver tomorrow, seems you missed it today.Begging you to get it cause fuck me if it comes back to me I'll scream. 0-0
>>41734716Actual fear that bro is either dead or living upto his name to well.
>>41732230Thank you for making a card for me but I think I marked no lewd on my forum :')
>>41733410Yay! Can't wait!
>>41677811I know this is very very late, but just in case, no, my address has not changed since last year>>41713657glad it made it to you!>spoilerman, I really need to... hopefully I will again sometime soon>>41716761thanks friend! It's a pleasure knowing you man! sorry it took a year for me to get it to you lol>>41720927glad you liked it man! stay awesome my dude /)>>41728783>Blame Pizza Roll Parade for starting [the waifu autism posting in the favorite pony question]not sorry at all ^:)as a mass mailer (or as a cardee or as a santa) the only chance I really have to get to know you is from the favorite pony section. Last year I challenged everyone (that was paying attention to the thread at the time lol) to gush about their waifu in the favorite ponies section, and it's really made my day going through them and reading themI try to customize every card according to who's getting it, and I just feel a much better connection to you for that when you spill your spaghetti in my face. It's fun! Way better than just listing "twilight, pinkie, applejack" for that questionI'm keeping track of everyone that's accepted my challenge, and I hope to reward them in time, once I'm in a position to do so... don't want to promise things and not deliver, but I do want to do something special for you autistic waifufags at some point
>>41732740>>41732801>>41733465Glad they made it to you guys! the card art is by Batsy (aka thebatfang), santa twi sticker is by norre and christmas tree derpy was drawn by algoatall!also, the derpy sticker glows in the dark! (I hope everyone realizes that, lol)>>41733946>>41733948>>41734025kek, glad you figured it out, lol
>>41734355YOU FOOL! SPOILERS IN THE IMAGE NAME!!!
>just celebrated Christmas with my family today>no Horsemas presentI've been grinched.
>>41734190how did you get the small details to work out so clean? i've soon to try to get into casting and those small pieces seem so insane to get to come out right
>>41734808I really hope you like it! There should be a letter at the bottom of the package, there's no "open first" or anything, the letter kinda spoils the gifts.
Library Fine! Your gift has been SHIPPEDpassed the tracking number on to Pony Claus. Shouldn't take too long to get to you though, the estimate it was giving me said it'd be there by the 18thwhen it arrives, it's safe to open up the box (the gifts inside are wrapped), but the card talks about the gifts a bit, so maybe open that after the gifts so it doesn't spoil it too badMerry Christmas!
Anons helpI feel like I don't have any Christmas spirit this year... >no Christmas decorations >no tree>no eggnog>no whimsy I don't know if I'm just depressed or something but I feel like all my motivation left when I sent out my Santee's gift
>>41734865I've got extra egg nog I can pour into a box for you
>>41734878Lace it with cyanide for me and you have a deal
>>41734885I don't keep that on hand! I'll paint a cyan die and put that in the box for you! That should be close enough!
>>41734888I'm sure you could get your hands on the vax and that's pretty close
>>41734895Hop on TF2 and I'll trade you one right now!
>>41734220>>41734241HOLY SHIT I WON???? *excited noises*
Got my cards printed out and hand drawn personalized doodles doodled and realized they need to be mailed as non-machineable so all the anthrax won't get squeezed out but the post office was already closed for the day so I took a nap and now it's midnight or close enough.But at least I got this nifty captcha.
>>41734852it’s a combination of method and material. I use silicon bronze which flows very well compared to other metals and use a casting method called vacuum casting which uses a vacuum pump to pull metal into all the tiny details, but there’s also more to it than thatI’d be happy to give you a few tips if you’d like.I’m still pretty new and got a lot to learn myself, but I could probably help you start getting consistent casts
>>41734865Just do what I do when I want an injection of festive cheer and listen to some holiday music on Neighborhood F-
>checks mailbox for cardsOh boy! Cards!>it's my card RtSOh no! Cards!
>>41734993Did you forget postage?
>>41734997
>>41734997He unironically might have not put enough if they got heavy enoughIts easy to hit 1.1oz and need 2 stamps
>>41734961Neighborhood FU, where Chompy's boss just beat the 3 ghosts to undeathdeath and learned nothing
>Your item is being processed at our USPS facility in [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] on December 14, 2024 at 7:39 am.Was supposed to get to you today
>>41735086>Neighborhood FU, where Chompy's boss just beat the 3 ghosts to undeathdeath and learned nothingIf this is the message that you take away from that story, then I have done my job and have no regrets left in life.
>>41735129>Twiredbut the picture is purple hued
>>41734190>>41734300I showed my in real life family member these pictures because I was so impressed!!!
>>41734993Oh no!
Hey this is a friendly service announcement to meme responsibly or you might make your gift givers think you're a scat enjoyer and make getting EXACTLY what you technically asked for the worst outcome this Christmas.
>>41735218Scat is like the ONE thing I'm not into Poor Nonny
>>41734997>>41735078I had fogor customs declarations form 2976-A
>>41735229The postage song will be updated accordingly.Of course having to include directions for customs decoration in every country may be a bit complicated, I'm sure everyone will listen to all 89 minuets of it!
>>41735218Poor Anon, a victim of his own making
>>41735218Be careful for what you wish for, nonny, as that is easily a way to make yourself unhappy. I believe the phrase "hoist by one's own petard" is the most appropriate here.
>>41735449NO ANTHROS ALLOWED
>>41735218How on earth did you write your wishlist that it could even slightly be interpreted that way?
>>41735476"I'm not picky, just send me some shit."
>>41735476'I have so much pony shit, but you can never have TOO much!'
>>41735476"I'll eat up whatever shit you send."
>Trying Thyme>Milk & Cookies>Shed Bash Sweater>Winter Charge>Marvellous MooSorry for the delay in getting cards sent out to you all, waiting on some stickers that the seller finally mailed out to me a few days ago. It might not be until Dec 18th before I get them.>Gleaming GiftwrapAlso waiting on some stickers for you before I send out my gifts.I have two Mare Fair 2 room keycards, would any of you like them?
>>41735510Damn, jelly of your anon.I went but stayed in a neighboring hotel so no keycard for me.
>>41735510I had to book without the group rate if I wanted the room. Fortunately I just asked and the front desk let me have one.
>>41735510Jej, I have my keycard in my wallet still. I almost felt bad about snagging it but I don't think they cared.
>>41735510>Premarital Preening is offering me his hotel room keyAm I being hit on? Is this what it feels like?
Got some great cards to post, thank you so much to all of you! Squeaky Hinges the Bap, the ponk drawing is lovely!Crop Top, the confetti and card is great and I’m happy you are a fellow Pinkie enjoyer!Crystal Cruet, Anon filly looks adorable with that candy cane! I believe my Santa hasn’t shown up yet but that doesn’t stop me from feeling the cheer! Half of my cards have been sent and I am sending the rest tomorrow! Sherpa Pillow your gifts should have arrived and I hope they got there safe!
Card and coalfilly acquired, Chuckles! I need to set up my horsemas tree sometime soon.
Funny Fuze, I just checked the tracking and it should have arrived on Thursday. I'd suggest keeping it cool-ish until you want to open it but like as long as you don't put it in the microwave you should be fine.Also>haven't heard from Mix'n Match since call out and desu only shows _his_ santa's call outs>sadge
>>41735636It's been sooo lonely here since you all left. I'd love to have some visitors.
>>41735719Stop ERPing in the secret santa thread please
>>41735461>hoist by one's own petardYeah between this and getting cursed for a day for short changing a god while visiting japan, I'm starting to believe in karmic retribution.>>41735476On the question for favorite pony I did the meme response of [my taste]>literal shit>[your taste] and my card sender interpreted that as "one of my favorite things is poop" and made a comment about it on his card. Given the mean spirited nature of the joke you could say I fucked around and found out for spreading holiday sneer instead of holiday cheer.
>>41735783>for short changing a god while visiting japanWhat the fuck did you do there anon? Did you skimp out on an offering at a shrine or just pissed off the deer at Nara?
You took your filly on the polar express, right anon? Right? You can still hear the bells, right?...no? Oh. Oh I'm sorry. So very sorry.
>10 days until Christmas >Still no Santa callout>Try calling out Santee a second time in multiple threads (they only responded once)
>>41735619You're supposed to keep them. That's why special event keycards exist at all. The hotel just tosses the ones that are left over after the event.
>>41735788My filly told me that trains were slow as fuck and made for autistic retards and planes were the new hotness so I am taking her for a ride in a fighter plane ^;)
Not looking at those posts santa but glad to see you posting. Hope your doing good fren! Haven't seen my Santee hotshot hogger say they got their package, but it should've got to them already, so I'm hoping it made it. I'm almost wanting to share it with all cause I'm feeling it's possible to not hear back on it
Hey santa, you there? Still haven't heard anything
Santa, how's it going? Have the packages you were waiting for arrived?
>>41735788That is a adorable outfit
>>41735763Who said anything about ERPing??Some of us autists live away from the brony commune and don't get many visitors
>>41734774Hey Saddle! I catered to the people that said mild/ no lewd. You should only have a semi lewd card.
>>41734443Bottom Floor, good to see you. Did PC send send you my question concerning gift hand-off? I'd like to do so in the upcoming week, so tell me if you're going to change locations or want me to appear at a specific time. Afternoons are easier but not necessary, I can make some time whenever needed.
Hey Santa/ Severance Package if you don't think the package will make it by the end of the month you should wait till Canada post stops their strike and I can get a PO box because I'm unfortunately won't be at this location in the new year?I geuss same goes for card friends?I'm sorry this is super late I just found out myself.I know Piping Hot you allready are UPSing a card to me I'm looking out for itI got everything done this year but shipping, but every shipping place visit needs me to pre print my labels and I don't have a printer and the public librarys shut down all printing services and AHHHhhhhHHHH?!?!? I hear Canada post is done soon? I don't know what to do?There's so much unanticipated stuff going on in Canada right now.
Is Maplecakes ok? I feel like I haven't heard from her all month
>>41734006Yep, I got it safe and sounds!Ill be sure to wait until christmas to open!
>>41734345Platform 1, where mah niggas at???
>>41736150Sent you a couple emailsMy first train got hella delayed, I'm almost at Euston now
>>41736103I don't think any leafs are doing okay this year.
>>41736150Oh look, that's one of the few good things made by bri'ish people!
Another update for our mare-at-arms, Heavy Halbard! Your package has been taken by local post office and hopefully gets going first thing on Monday. I've forwarded tracking number through Santa Pone.Merry Horsemas and Happy Hearth's Warming!
>>41736022Oh gosh, yes I have received the e-mail, but I hadn't seen it yet. Thursday the 19th would be great. Afternoon is fine.
Oh by golly have a glolly jolly Christmas, mister!
Fillies (and Nasapone) at Buckingham Palace
>>41736259How are you wearing 3 jackets at the same time
At trafalgar square
>>41736150>>41736259>>41736300These ponies had quite the adventure. Bless.
>>41736300NapoopaN did nothton wrorw.
And Westminster
>>41736415Those fillers need some socks
>>41736415Look at them gooooooo!
>>41730937Got the tracking info, thank you santa!
>>41733669or not I guess
>>41734291>>41733457 Merry horsemas one and all.
Cheers to mares
Is it bad that I can't mail my cards because every time I look at my retarded doodles I cackle so hard I have to stop?
>>41736479Looks comfy and fun meetup.>>41736485>cackle so hard I have to stopThat's not a bad spot to be in to be honest.
>>41736479Is that a wine glass filled with Mountain Dew?
>>41732747Glad to see my letter arrived safely! I sent the image files over to Pony Claus last night so hopefully you got your full HD Chompy. Your letter also came in and let me just say how cool all this is! Really appreciated everything you sent to me. The Derpy sticker is a winner. Thank you for the awesome card!
>>41736479>not even posting the table number and spoonsIts like you don't even want to be sent bowls of peas those horses will surely starve
Apologies for being inactive in the thread lately, finals broke me a bit.Anything major I missed? I’m going to check the mega folder for card openings I missed
Right! I checked the mega and the past threads>Moon Cup the BatponyI see you received your card! I hope you enjoyed it>Matte Finish>Calico Apron>Boiler Blast>Worm on a String>Winter Wink>Locks Myth>Fumble BunsLet me know when you receive your card!>Marvelous MooFinals got in the way, but I still intend on remaking your card so you do not lack cheer!
>>41731050wormy moon
Thanks for the lovely card, Pizza Roll Parade! Some very cute art and stickers. I really love the the glow-in-the-dark derpy.
>>41736568Filly has polished off all of our drinks, maybe you could get us a new round, cheers mate
>>41736805
Dreamer Do, your gift has been dropped off at UPS! Pony Claus has the tracking info but it should arrive on Friday. Happy Hearth's Warming!
>>41736813
>>41736838Not quite another drink but the thought is appreciated you fucker
>>41736479>>41736805>>41736813Sorry I couldn't make it guys, I've been stuck fixing my bathroom all weekend. I'm fairly local to London though if there's any meetups in the future.
>>41736838>>41736848You absolute fucker, I was was dying of laughter when these showed up. Truly the greatest shitpost I've ever been subjected to.
>>41736848I was gonna send drinks originally but goddamn, London spoons drink prices really are nuts, so I hope the peanits assortment wasn't terrible at the very leastHave a good one lads
WHO?!!!!
>>41736872Damn I knew we should have met up in a town that was cheaper...
>>41736876Have some more
>>41736876I just sent some spicy ones because I want to be included
>>41736876I sent the first two and the first spicy peanut but you'll have to keep a tab of how many more peanuts turn up at this rate because this is turning into some gold
>>41736903Let me know if they actually show up.
>>41736918Thank you kind internet stranger, it was a nice treat.
>>41736805I bet the Texfags were all too scared to take their plushies to the bar or they would have taken pics.
>>41736954We had several plushies, I brought Mimosa there!We are just too autistic to take pics, pls understand.
How many bags of peanuts are we at now?
>>41731050All right! 2pm EST, I got hung up with holiday prep so I didn't lie about Noonish! Entries are closed!Here's the list of entries, I'll be rolling in a few, just need to double check I got everyone! Let me know if you entered but I didn't list you!1. Tail Dragger2. Pasture Bedtime3. Snuggle Slug the Changeling4. Fillycakes5. Designer Doohickey6. Farmyard Funk 7. Obtuse Caboose 8. Chikun of the Sea9. Almond Heart 10. Comfy Dithering
AAAAAAAAAAAAEnough with the nuts, Filly can't take any more!
>something something deez nutz
>>41737043That's nuts!
>>41737043filly's going to have to find room to take all of /mlp/'s nuts
>>41737043REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE send us moar booze!!!
>>41737043The Peanuts will continue until horsemas cheer improves
>>41737043THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
>>41737067THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! You want fries with that?
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>41736970Alright! Looks like that was everyone! Lets roll!
>>41737096>>41721631Pasture Bedtime! Congratulations! I'll be reaching out to Pony Claus to send you the card!>>41718838Tail Dragger, for being the only one to actually do the second step, I greatly appreciate you and I'd be down to send you a Horsemas card as well with some goodies and/or buy MareQuest for you on steam if you'd like. Just know the card will take a bit since I'll be making it by hand so you'll probably be getting it after Christmas.
AAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOPBUY US SOME BOOZE YOU BASRARDS!!!!!!!
>>41737122The only option is Peanut Whiskey.
>>41737122No. You get peanuts.
>>41737127>Peanutarre you blind? that is gawr gura
>>41737131No this is Patrick
>>41737122IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR PEANUTS, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY BOOZE!HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY BOOZE IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR PEANUTS!?
>>41737122>BASRARDSI think you've had enough booze and need a snack... like peanuts
Great and powerful Trixie may had a few drinks too much.
>>41737122ARE WE BLIND?DEPLOY THE PEANUTS!MOVE!
>>41737181Got told off my pic was rubbish, so here is new one
>>41737185If I'm reading things right, they specifically asked for more peanuts.
>>41737185Salted Squadron! Get more nuts on the table before they close that tab!
Hey Jolly Jenny,Saw your update, can't wait for it to arrive.>My santee Icicle Slither the LamiaSPOILER FOR ONE OF YOUR ITEMS Really sorry that you gift taking so long but good news, I've just got one more model to Finnish off then it's ready to ship.
>>41737307Lmao forgot name.
>>41737307Whååt'šš Finnišh ååbööut thååt preššent
>>41737319It comes with a can of Esti
>>41737319It's a shit photo I know, it it looks much better in person.
Appreciate all the random shit you fuckers, but the time has come for us to depart so anything else won't be recieved
>>41737347Thååt dööesn't åånswer the questiöön.
>>41737350What was the final list of random shit?
>>41737307>>41737312>one more modelWhy do I get the feeling you've told that to yourself multiple times already? Jokes aside, glad to hear things are moving along!>>41727326Oh please, the poor fillies just aren't used to signs of personal affection, they'll be fine. Though I'll admit, it'd be a good way to curb their spread. Anyhow, the card (You) sent also came in Blueberry Bounce. I almost missed the doodles at first, but thanks for the wishes. And don't worry too much about my drunken ramblings, a followup test was fine again. Just need to pace myself, so a dry month or two will be a good New Year's resolution!
>>41737350sorry for the peanuts, but did you end up accepting our peas offer?
>>41737205he knows what you are
>>41737392Continuing on the card train, or as far as this can still be considered a card anyhow, we have Speed Limit's! As always, thanks for the excessive cheer and excessive amount of fillies. Will get to the not-chocolate bar after I finish off the mountain of holiday chocolates already crowding my dinner table. I should have a tape deck somewhere around here, so that mixtape will come in handy. Nostalgia mixtape indeed with that tracklist, wew.
Marvelous Moo, your replacement card is on its way!
>>41737417Finally for this week, a lovely card from Loving Light. Getting a compliment on autistic lists from (You) is high praise, and excellent craftsmanship on your end! A 3D cutie mark on the outside, a spider doodle on the inside, accompanied by a haiku? Fucking amazing work. Don't worry about the spiders, though now I am wondering about the reference material you were working with. See (You) at the con(s) as well. Plural optional, thanks Mare Fair, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Peanut talk in the thread>FlashbacksHe is coming.
>>41737486who?
>>41737417You're very welcome pal! I hope you also opened the actual card and it didn't get stuck together with glue or anything
>>41737491https://files.catbox.moe/jfqj9v.mp3
>>41737517Oh that purple thing, I don't know anything about it but it looks like something that would have given me nightmares as a foal so I hate it
>>41737499Why yes, I AM retarded. How did you know? In all honesty I figured the card couldn't possibly have more, but it's the gift that keeps on giving. Adorable mares in the snow and some fucking fillies is top tier comfy.
>>41737524>newfag doesn't know the loreGet out tourist
Merry Christmas from the ETS 2 community!
>>41737578>newfag wishes a merry maremassyou're always welcome here tourist
Caramel Swing! You’re getting tracking Monday, I’m so sorry it might not arrive in time for the holiday because it’s coming from across the sea BUT I put a lot of love into it and I hope you will find it worth the wait. I don’t want to spoil anything but the main gift is handcrafted by me and took some time to put together.
Hello santa, if you are here, I hope you don't mind me asking if you got the gift out in the mail this weekend? I am so excited! Cracked Calabash, yes your card is out via UPS to avoid CA post hell. Last i saw on the tracking it said it should arrive on tuesday, but now it is stuck in a warehouse for customs it seems. I can pass on the tracking # to CardSlut if you would like me to
>>41737551NYX MENTIONED WOOO I LOVE NYX
>>41737605Good to hear it chief! All good long as it turns up, here's hoping the post don't trash it and import fees don't fuck me up too badlyThank you for all your hard work, can't wait to see what you made!
>>41737578shiiiiit i need to get some decals for my trucks in ATS
https://files.catbox.moe/xqjia7.mp3
>>41737665I actually was going to do a trailer skin for ETS with the OCs from this year but work kept getting in the way. Candidly I would still do it but the recommended shipping date has passed and its already pretty late into the event.There's always next year though.
>>41737699Where he fucking belongs.>inb4 he’s right behind meFUCK
Everything outside is covered in a very thick layer of ice, so I'm going to go risk my life to get to the mailbox and check for any letters, guess I'll report back if I manage to survive the attempt
>>41737774its sunday...
>>41737791there was no mail :(because it's sunday :(i am dumb :(
>>41737524COOKIE KILN'S SANTA, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
>>41737953If one of those things shows up at my house I am BURNING IT
>>41737969Now I want to send one to you on principle.>Giveaway! If your name is Cookie Kiln, enter by posting in the thread. Only people named Cookie Kiln can enter.
>>41736635I did get your card, sorry for not posting sooner.You asked about the weather here, The weather here is fine, I wish it was a lot colder here.Thank you so much for it, I love the drawing and all of the stickers!
>>41737953oh would you look at that
>>41737991>post this in every thread>Cookie never posts again
>>41738011
>>41733562Wynter Wye, Santa here, I really hope the package arrived. Tracking says it did, but I'm a little worried
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>41738025Thanks for the entry, we'll roll and see if you win>1 Cookie Kiln
>>41738039yay i finally won a giveaway
>>41738039>>41738051Congratulations Cookie Kiln!
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>41738051Fantastic, congrats to Cookie Kiln for winning.... Him.This is obviously just a joke, I'm telling you this so you don't get scared someone is forcing bullshit to your front door
>>41738056>>41738057ok, now take the money you were gonna spend on that purple thing and get me that amount of peetzerit's kinda funny but I don't want someone to waste money sending me something that I'll either throw in the attic to scare future generations, burn, or take to the thruft store
I genuinely don't understand how you have this much time on your hands cookie
>>41738089Cookie shut the fuck up for 10 minutes challenge
>>41738113i imagine he doesnt have any horsefriends on discord since he treats this place like his personal server
>>41738125>using dicksword
>>41738138so true
>>41736813Oh shit, you guys went to the Willow Walk? That used to be the prime location for London meets. Sorry I couldn't come along today, but I'm glad to see you all had a lovely time in town!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING PONY STICKERS ALL MY CARDS ARE SO BLAND I DIDNT MOVE THE FUCKING BOOK SINCE LAST FUCKING YEAR I KNOW IM GOING TO FIND THEM WHEN THIS IS ALL FUCKING OVER IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF IM ALREADY GOING FUCKING INSANE FUCK
>>41738138you must be lonely too
>>41738157just draw nigga
>>41738228I ALREADY DID FAGGOT
>>41738089I'm gonna be spending christmas either at a nursing home (visiting family) or here at the house alone, neither of which are very festive, so this secret santa is basically the only holiday cheer I got this year. I don't really need pity, I'm sure other anons have it worse, but I hope it at least kinda explains my autism a bit.It's fun, the various IDs people have, the (thankfully mild) drama, watching other ponies get their gifts/cards, and right now I'm playing one of the games I got from spice, so that's cool.>>41738113how about 30
>>41738258>I'm gonna be spending christmas either at a nursing home (visiting family) or here at the house alone, neither of which are very festive, so this secret santa is basically the only holiday cheer I got this year.ok well i feel like an asshole now
>>41738157I'll send you some stickers with a card if you dont mind me swapping to low eff-Oh you meant ones to send out.Creation is addictive, I'm making cards for next year already. I hope to Glorious Princess Luna's Glorious Grilled Cheese Covered Glorious Moon Ass that one of my cardees or my santee likes Tavi and Scratch because I edited a pre-made to be for them already.
>>41738269>Anonfilly flag>assholeits never just one
>>41738226I am alone, not lonely, I swear
>>41738279was just to pony shit up on the outside some more, i even had some already to throw in but not to decorate the damn things, GODDAMN MY AUTISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41738089i mean i do feel kinda bad for the overwhelming amount of autism (how does that compare to other people using nametags, like, does someone out there have a thousand?)>>41738269I mean I figure I'll have a christmas dinner somewhere with the rest of my family but on christmas day itself? Well, I sure ain't going to my parents' place so I can get bit by their stupid untrained dog again, so SS posting it is (and i forgive you <3)>>41738291I would've ponied my actual gift but I felt like it would make it a target for package thieves :(
>>41738294>but I felt like it would make it a target for package thievesTHATS WHERE YOU MAKE IT SO FUCKING FULL OF FUCKING PERSONALIZED PONY AUTISM AND HORSE ASS NOBODY WOULD FUCKING DARE
>>41738303what, shape the box like a giant horsecock?
>>41738306No, it's shaped like a Peanut
>>41738306IF YOU WANNA LOOK FUCKIN GAY CARRYING IT IN TOO YEAH
>>41738310it's the perfect plan, nobody will steal it because then they'd be gay
>>41738157write a secret message in your cards with your cum like the english did in the 1700s
>>41738312>>41738315NOW YER GETTIN IT
>>41738315i got a card that said to use a uv light for a secret message from last year and now i dont want to fucking touch it anymore
>>41738327What did it say???
>>41738327I got UV pens and UV lights for my santee but then FUCKING FORGOT TO DO ANYTHING WITH THEM.And I don't want to rely on cardees just happening to have a UV light.
>>41738344i dont know unlike this >>41738345 anon yeah i dont have a black light so i have no fucking clue, kills me inside
>>41738327lick it or no balls
if only i could get a horse cock, that’d be a top tier gift, i might get one for my santee next year
>>41738345inb4>get cute card from pony ss event>has secret message in UV ink>no way to read it>eventually succumb to the curiosity and buy a UV light>open card in a dark room, turn on night>bright glowing text that only says "FAGGOT"I thought it sounded funny but actually I guess that would just be kinda mean
>>41738351not like im going anything with them anyways, but i use my braincells so the real ink all over and around that side from an actual fucking dip-your-shit-in pen id rather not taste
>>41738352>your Santa casts a spell that gives you a horsecock>pass out every time you get a boner
>>41738368worth it
>>41733120Hi, Garden Party, I probably got same, or similar, problem as card to Speed Limit.Sent mail to Pony Claus asking him to ask you if you can send over Customs declaration document for the card. Just happened to check tracking, and it is sitting waiting for it at the moment before it can clear customs. Not sure where you find the form, but I assume your postal service website might have one. Remember to check off Gift on the form.Also not sure if it is something you can do from your end so I don't see what is in the card :)
>>41738368sucks for him i don’t have a cock
>>41738368wait i’m retardedfuck no i wanna fuck my waifu
>>41737112Alright Pasture Bedtime, card should be in the mail tomorrow!
>>41738387You thought you could hide that fat sweaty marecock between those teats of yours but it's only a matter of time before I have it down my throat.
>>41738557that's not... I don't... ok...
>>41735648>Sherpa Pillow your gifts should have arrived and I hope they got there safe!I got the box! I'll open this at some point in the next few days (I'll be out of town on the actual day)
>>41738576I want to blow a hot load of eggnog down Cockie kilns chimney.
>Santees package arrived days ago and nothing posted about it stillI think hotshot isn't here, but idk.Hotshot if you do show up don't look at this please it's your gift.Only sharing before Christmas cause idk if he'll be in thread at all
>>41734947teach me
Thanks for dropping off my gift Santa, I'll be sure to post it in the thread when Horsemas arrives.
>>41734947>got a lot to learn myselfThe best way to learn, is to teach.
>Estimated delivery between 10AM and 2PM Monday.Psst, Fillycakes. Hey, Fillycakes. Paging Fillycakes. Your Santa here. Check yer email for tracking info. Since I timed the shipping right on Friday, it should be out for delivery Monday morning-afternoon. If those times aren't great, do the thing *tonight* to redirect it to a drop-off location to pick up later. I'd rather not have the one perishable thing in there exposed to the elements in your climate for days.
I hope my Santa is okay.
I swear to god next year I'm getting some random cheap toy to send to my leaf cardees so I can legally send their card as a package through fedex or ups instead.
>>41737112>>41737096>>41738546ayyy thank you so much for holding the giveaway, sorry it took me so long to notice, i was busy today.
>>41738761Just put em in bubble mailers.Though I'm pretty sure they've both shut down deliveries as well.
>STILL haven't gotten santee's gift shipped>not even close to done on 2 gifts >haven't even started a planned giftanons, I've been literally puking and shitting myself these past few days. I can't eat or drink without my body immediately rejecting whatever I give it. at this point should I just cave-in and ship my santee's gift? I was going to do more but I honestly don't think I can in time
>>41738705random retard reporting for duty sir! message received, my dumbass will be ready and waiting, thank you you amazing gift from the universe you c:
>>41737112Thank you, you are quite generous to offer, I would be happy to accept any combination of card, goodies, or MareQuest, no rush where a card is concerned, willing to exchange with one of my own as well, let me know.
>>41737611I'm dropping it off first thing tomorrow morning! Pony Claus has your tracking number.
So some bad news, Mosey Speed. The gift that's coming from Russia hasn't updated since the 6th, just says it's in transit. If nothing changes tomorrow I'll be shipping out the rest of the gifts Tuesday or Wednesday.I'll have to ship the last gift separately.
>>41734861I can't wait to see what's in store, Anon!
>>41738819I'd be down for another card! I'll email CardSlut to see about matching us up!
i should... make the next thread again....
>>41738955yes please
>>41738975am I gonna get in trouble if the image is a dragon this time (but a festive one)?I did moon, now I'm thinkin bout ember...
>>41733006So excited!
>>41738979i dont know. depends on how much you care about any trolls. ideally they would be ignored but i dont think anyone cares if the op image is ember either.
>>41738843Thank you thank you! I am overjoyed to hear that. Merry horsemas Santa and thank you for all the updates!
>page 10>no new threadsecret santa is dead
>>41738998can't find any good festive ember art that isn't PORN but I did find this which is pretty funny, has this been used for a thread op yet? seems fitting now that some ponies are starting to get their gifts lol
>>41738979Use Sparky for maximum rage. EQG Sparky if you can find it.
>>41739060anon i want at least one person to still think im cool by the end of this event
>>41739063There's no chance of that, so just push through to the point we respect and fear your autism.
>>41739065if that's gonna be the case I would use something like this
>>41739071Cookie that's a 3 day, use your brain
>>41739074that rule still counts even for characters like ember??
>>41739078the tits
>>41739080ah I thought it was twitch rules where the nips gotta be hidden
>>41739083no, the tits make it too anthro
>>41739086AhhhI have an idea for the spaghettfiilly I just need to edit it a bit...
>>41739083>doesn't know about the anthro ruleman you really are just fresh off the boat
>>41739090No I just thought the likes of ember/smoulder would be exceptions lolI did learn about the rule the hard way though, years back
is this too lame?
>>41739116I was about to bake, but if you're going to do it, can you please do it without name/flag this time
>>41739121if you wanna do it and use that image you could, I was gonna call it >/mlp/ Secret Santa 2024 Thread #26: Garlic Bread Shipped Seperately
New shipment of cheer>>41739133>>41739133>>41739133
>>41739139yippie! i'm helpful!
>>41738630That's so cool! I hope they show up
>>41736021Thank you chad!
>>41739090He's not new, just retarded, and unapologetically so
