Like /b/, but pony. Post whatever you want or comes to your mind about ponies.
all hail nyx
>41789887>anthrogo back to >>>/trash/
>>41789905Are you blind or just retarded? That's not even close to anthro.
>>41789905a hearty kek was had
>>41789887But OP, /p/ is for photography!
>>41789984Spike now owns this thread
>>41789990shut up you little->>41789999by the holy quads, he must be posted
>>41790013Spike! The powerful and mighty!
>>41790018totally not a faggot (he is cool and chill)
The last two digits changed on my calendar and the normies are making a big deal out of it.
>>41790402you don't get it, the last 2 digits change everything! a full year just passed in a few hours! yippeeee!
>>41790402actually only the last digit changed, even less important
kind of got inspired by >>41788151 to consider what a Rocket to Insanity VN would be like>in control of rainbow dash>make choices during her fall into mind-brokenness>choices determine the outcome of her and pinkie's meeting>second half of VN only unlocked if certain qualifications met>"Can you save her?"
>>41789999Powerful!
>>41790402Ok Niel Tyson
pinkie pie is READY
>>41792501>tag: invisible stallion
fuck fimfiction writers for making me feel things, the absolute scoundrels. I fucking love reading
>>41792501
>>41793807This sign can't stop me because I cannot read.
This thread has the energy of the old days bak on /co/ and /b/. Start one on /b/ and make it regular please - it'll make it fun
>>41793896What advantage do we actually get from that? We don't need porn, or traffic from /b/ regulars.
Femboy Spike thread
>>41793896Ponies are banned on /b/, too cool I guessI just want to see Apogee with her dad
>>41793896>>41793905You won't get that; it'll just make /b/ more fun - i post ponies on /b/ and don't get bannedAnyway I thought we were supposed to be the true spiritual successors to /b/ and Anon of old what with Mare Fair and our general edgy autism?
>>41793896and try to keep it alive? when life gets going, I can barely keep track of a semi-active thread on THIS board, much less one as fast as /b/. no, I am happy to be here.
>>41793905there was a pone thread up on b a couple weeks ago with a ponk pic as the opwas an alright thread for the couple hours it was up too from what i remember
glad someone made another p thread cuz i was sad when i saw the last one fall off the board
fuck you
>>41794102Why don't more ponies wear crotch bras?
>>41794108Most ponies don't have tits big enough.
>>41793292it is crazy manI have never felt such deep emotion from reading a book... visceral doesn't even begin to describe it.I never felt this reading any other books I've ever had ever. yet this stupid pony book does it to me, this author of my little pony friendship is magic fanfiction has done it to me.this is impossible. my feelings are impossible, it's all impossible.I don't even know what to say. it's just...and there's still another whole chapter. SOMEHOW there's still more.I don't know whether I should take a breather to relax and digest it all somehow, or just devour it.well that's not true, it was always the second option.I just cannot believe this, it is beyond absolutely insane
>>41794130
>>41794132What fanfiction?>>41794130>>41794133My envy is rising.
>>41794132Not even gonna mention the name ?
>>41794132Shill it to us anon
>>41794130her
get linky'd faggots
>>41794190Is getting linky'd like getting blacked? (I am not the blackedfag, just traumatized)
>>41794193
>>41794130big tits small tits, milk is milk all the same
>>41794132you know, I genuinely think that grabbing a bunch of pony fiction books at a couple conventions was one of the best things I've ever done. all of them have been fantastic in their own special way, and reading even one of these stories has been beyond worth it.this author's stories in particular has made me feel such a broad range of emotions I can't even describe, and not all of them positive. but that's fine, because the experience was still more than worth all of it. book's called Songs of the Sisters>>41794135>>41794136>>41794141https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357977/1/time-enough-for-love/1-the-challenge the pic was a cluesorry for taking so long to get back by the way, my graphics card shat itself as it is wont to do, and turns out there were actually THREE chapters left, not just one, so it took a while to get through them.also sorry if you guys don't have the same kinds of emotions and feelings that I do when reading it, or feel free to call me an idiot for feeling them, or that the whole thing is shit.and you know what, it's probably better to go into it with expectations of me being wrong and not feeling anything so it doesn't feel like a letdown. but honestly I wouldn't trade them for anything, cuz wow, you can't put a price on something like thatalright I'll shut up now, thanks for indulging me
Which type are you
>>41789887Can a post on /mlp/ really be considered random if it's still about a poner?
>>41794825You have a point. I'll post something that has absolutely nothing to do with ponies.
>>41789887
>>41793940>i post ponies on /b/ and don't get bannedWhere do you post, it's like all nohooves porn?
>>41794912where is my wife's wings?
>>41795000ziggers ate them
>>41789887We should also make a meme like KINO but instead it's PHOTO.
sunbeam spotted
>>41795109another sunbeam spotted
>>41795115and a twibeam spotted
>>41795109Sweet Biscuits snoot is looking dangerously boopable. Her eyes are closed, she'd never see it coming.
>>41795109>>41795115The mares are beaming!
>>41794724slightly to pretty drunk the first kind, super drunk the get sad kind
wow it's like mlpg but exponentially gayer and more autistic
>>41795630
>>41795654>taking a shit
>>41795623Cheers nonny, we all deserve a pint every now and then
>>41794912my wingless wife looks so wonderful!
>>41789887I've always hated that OC. Also shit thread, but perhaps not as shitty as some other threads??? But definitely as smelly as this post~ UwU
>>41795786I've always hated that OCunironically samewhats the lore anyway
>>41795786>>41796114Why hate her? She's cute AF, especially lewd.
>>41796132She's a bastard child.
>>41796132>lewdYou answered your own question. Most people don't like filly porn. Shocking, I know.
>>41794193get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd get linky'd
>>41796944Not the impression I get at foalcon florida
>>41797518
>>41797518UNFFF
>>41789887what if I don't even use my mind, can I do this thread?
>>41797518wew lad
>>41793699i want to shitpost, not feel
>>41789899A new competitor has shown up.
>>41794451>the pic was meant to be a clue>cagey and hesitant to actually post the fic you're gushing about>autistically excusing yourself before anyone's even said anything other than encouragementkek, you hang out in /fimfic/, don't you?
>>41797699some days i wish i wasnt here for fucking ever
>>41797841the moment i leave this ride, i will have no reason to continue
>>41795630not possible.
>>41798249Fuck youShit
>>41798851lol...
>>41798887I'm laughing but inside I'm crying
>>41798920>I'm laughing but inside I'm cryingmade me think of this album and songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKNqSv5nCaIi could imagine an animatic with it between anon and his waifu now that im listening to it right now
Repent, horsefuckers
>>41798994Our lord forgives all sins
>>41798994
>>41798994If women aren't considered animals, then ponies sure as fuck aren't either.
>>41798999thanks australian satangonna go fuck all the horses now
>>41798249
>>41798994It's not actually bestiality because ponies aren't beasts, they're persons with the capacity for morality and reason; they've eaten the forbidden fruit alreadyretards like >>41799003 need to act like fucking adults and tell their parents "no" when they push too far
>>41799003>parents monitor dicksword and social mediaIs this guy a fucking retard or underaged?
>>41799360You're in a thread too stupid to be allowed on /b/, what do you think.
>>41799360Religious extremist's I think, the dude was around 20 iirc
>>41799003Who the fuck names their kid Lecker?
>>41798994Sure is a good thing that I don't follow that religion then, huh?
>ziggers
>>41798994We don't even practice half the shit in the Old Testament since Jesus Christ retcon it.
>>41797669I need this
>>41797713nah not at all, you can rip me for it. it just felt bothersome to post all of that unspoilered, but I probably drew more attention to it BY spoilering it.I also said it was fine if you hated it or said it was bad or whatever, I just wanted to give my thoughts on it. I know I'm rather easy to please on some fronts too, so it's whatever.woops wrong pic
>>41798994>2025>dead kike worship
Mmmm God I love to smell under my fingernails.
>>41800828the taste is all the sweeter
She's done with your shit
>FILLIESFILLIES>FILLIESFILLIES>FILLIESFILLIES>FILLIESFILLIES>FILLIESFILLIES
>>41801190filly luna's expression does it for me
>>41801050Would she kick me in the chest if I asked her nicely?
>>41802011Probably, but raping her would likely net the same effect
How much semen would I need to feed Rainbow Dash daily to ensure she's meeting her minimum caloric and hydration needs?
>>41802161src plz
>>41802161About 1700 servings per 24hrs (based on 6 cal per serving)
>>418021881700 nuts in a day for my Dashie? Yeah I can do it.
>me on the bottom right
>>41794130Her proximity to the cliff is making me nervous, I could never put a pony that close to the edge.
>>41802305She won't fall, her boobs give her a low center of gravity
A BELATED HAPPY NEW YEARS!AND A TOAST TO THE THINGS KEEPING THE CIVILIZED WORLD TOGETHER!SALUT!
>>41803046cheers
>>41795703
i dont remember what this picture was when i selected it a couple minutes ago and i wanna see what it was i picked
oh fuck i remember that one was fun to go through kek
>>41803476perfect
>>41804414make sure you're not encumbered and you can just light roll away from fillies their attacks aren't worth shit
>>41804414I want them all over me, I want their damp pussies against my flesh, I want my face pressed between their asscheeks.
>>41804422thisthough their attacks aint shit the hitboxes on their grapple attacks are fucked, and that shit stacks
>>41804893>trudging through ponyville with a dozen fillies grabbing onto your legs>all the other ponies are just laughing and acting like it's a silly game>it is not a silly game
>>41804414>>41804435>>41804893UNF
>>41804908>trudging>nah dude i would be RUNNING>i would treat them like the miniature sprinting zombies that they are>every time i go outside would be like a left4dead mission >trying to get from one location with a lockable door to another trying not to get knocked down and killed>have to swat em way with a rake if they get too close>luckily their legs arent developed enough to do jumping attacks like hunters>swamp fever (specifically) playing in my head 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYNGymXoArw
>>41804893Agreed, hopefully we see group attacks and chain grabs nerfed. As well as a rework for the swarming passive, sorry but getting a stamina, speed and power boost just by having numbers isn’t really fair game design.
>be me>got out of the fandom around 2020>see random pony pic on Twitter feed a few days ago>"heh, that's cute">log back into my old Derpibooru account to see what's new>clop for the first time in years>clop again the next day>end up back here
>>41805157got a hyper to your blog too?
>>41805157welcome back, fantastic pic too. who's your favorite ponypony?
>>41805985ty Anon. And I could never pick a single fav, but Pinkie, AJ, Rarity, Luna and Derpy are all top tier for me.
>>41806731I know where I'm moving
>>41808113>be wind mare>want to blow anon>can't because fucking sunbutt comes and steals him with her sunassterrible.
>>41809100celly supremacy
>>41801190>they're all nakedMOOOODS
>>41809207
haha brohoof amirite guiz???
>>41798994I actually agree with this
>/p/ony (not to be mistaken with /p/hotography) is the best thread on the /mlp/. It has given several slide threads a place to call home. Here, any autist can post whatever crosses their minds without fear of judgement. The board is overall healthier, as generals are being bumped off less and less. Yes, /p/ is single-handedly saving /mlp/. Buy my book and read all about the wonders of /p/ony and its consequences.
>>41809409FAGGOT
Last week one of my normie friends killed himself. The dude had problems with money, drugs, and depression but we always did everything we could for him. Aside from the normal grieving and such, I can't help but think about how hard it would be to live without ponies. I know it only seems that way because I'm so autistic and there are plenty of other things for people to be passionate about, but I swear there is something really special here. I don't know what my life would look like without pony, but I suspect I would never have developed such a positive outlook on life or have gotten into art which helps me see the beauty in this world everywhere around me. Ponies lifted me out of depression a decade ago in highschool when I really felt like life was pointless suffering and they helped me keep my shit together later when college was grinding my ass. Since then, I have experienced a lot in life, but few things come close to the warm hearted feelings that come from ponies and our autistic love for them. Thank you anons for making this ride what it is. I love you guys, even the faggots.
>>41809895reads like pasta but I love retarded horsefuckers too
>>41809942It's not a pasta, I just talk like a fag and my shits all retarded. I wouldn't mind if it became a pasta though. I think we all need to remember to cherish what we have sometimes. It's rare to have a community this special and my dead friend definitely would have thought this shits kinda funny.
>>41809895I'm sorry to hear dude. Hope you'll be okay.
>>41809895that's awful man, I'm sorry to hear that. I think I can get what you're saying, and while it is autistic as fuck, you can see how pones helped to improve your life in many, many ways, and really, all you wish is for the same thing to have happened to him, which is honestly really sweet. you have your heart in the right place, and you sound like a great friend.
>>41810245>>41810496Thanks anons
you guys ever wonder what it would be like to watch the show if you were totally colorblind?do you think that (you) would enjoy it as much?just a thought that came to mind when thinking of a youtube guy getting criticism for his videos looking too dull and flat to which he revealed that he was stone cold monochrome colorblind i guess if (you) yourself are one of the unfortunates that are colorblind to any extent, how does it effect your enjoyment of teh poni show?
I like this art style or at least it's presentation in this image. It gives me such specific vibes of early g4, everyone being less serious all the time, and people doing shit just because.
>>41803046
>>41810821When you can't see color, silhouette is king. Since ponies have more or less the same shape, much of the appeal is gone. t. not colorblind anon
mare
What if I told you the concept of /p/ was created by a newfag
>>41812607>newfag having a good ideait's rare but it can happen
you may not like it, but this is what peak trixie performance looks like
>>41812988She needs a truck license to haul that ass
>>41812988checked hitler dubs
>>41812988posts like this getting numbers like those make me think hitler might have been wrong...
>>41813008>>41813013>>41813014long pone is looooong
>>41813350i really need to add a couple more mid sections to herat least two mayyyyybe three more
>pictured literally me but im hairy as fuck instead
>>41814202that was one of the good ones
>>41814202https://youtu.be/Al8uzcsPqJA?si=1tcoA1ur0X7VqaBG
never forget to spit on jannie
>>41814194She's so cute, but I'm a Jewish. Do I have a chance with her?
>>41815165no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it-ywA9amZ8
Way to go, Apple Bloom! Hard work's paying off
>>41817192Oh, uhm...
>>41817198I'll buy her apple for a hundred bits.
>>41815959Cheerilee and I do naughty things together.
>>41817523do the naughty things involve caramelldansen too?
>>41812988imagine the (great and powerful) smell
Pinkie > Applejack = Rainbow Dash > Fluttershy > Twilight = RarityNot that rarity or twilight aren't lovely in every way, I have an appreciation and understand of everypony. I just like the others better personally.
>>41817711I'm choosing to read your ranking as a list of ships instead.>ApplePie>Dash, Flutters and Twi throuple>Rarity forever alone
>random thread>nobody want to cum inside rainbow dash
>>41817711PP > R > TS > RD > FS > AJBut they're all very close.
>>41818540It's all about sucking stallion cock or even mare cock now, Anon.
>>41818540Nah, that still gets it's own thread every now and then, far too important to post on here.
>>41813486Definitely doable considering this board's speed
>*SNOOFA* Woah! Bonnie! *SNOOFA* Bonnie! Check this out! *SNOOOFA* I think Anon's got some treats in his pocket! *SNOOOOFA*
Christ is king
>>41819604mustache
>>41819604>>41819874With just a tiny fix, this would look waaay better.
>mfw fillies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmD8I7Wd6LA
>>41820693Y'know there's a specific thread for filly foolishness. They'd really love to see your silly filly posts.
>>41820642do not the fillies
>>41820811
>>41798249yes
>>41820834
>>41821103
>>41820811>>41820813first thing that came to mind when i saw the original was>gross
>>41821163
>>41821178Post the full pic coward!
>>41821207no.
This thread gives me hope
>>41821186not in the mood for a vaycayhttps://files.catbox.moe/ld0mup.png
