Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 POST-registration thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are OPEN until Dec 2nd 11:59 PM.Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.Latecomers: https://forms.gle/jBUvt3PxZLtizSMM6FAQ here: https://fag.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S THANKSGIVING! REEEEE!And yet every year someone will break my heart and come late. For now you have a whole month to sign up, go enjoy the anni streams, shitpost with your soon to be holiday friends and figure out your Spoopmas outfits.In the meantime, now is the time to get hype! Share stories from years gone by; say hello to your fellow horsefuckers; talk about your plans for the year; maybe write a song or poem to pass the time while we wait for signups together. Draw some Chrimbus OC art. Run a giveaway. It’s that time of year, and we’re so happy you’re here to join us.And remember:Don't take the bait, folks!Previous Thread: >>42814713
first for sweebs
>>42831283second for golly
Third for y'all need horse jesus
fourth for i cant come up with a good joke
5th for I'm going to give my santee the gift of >rape
Repostan the giveaway details (trying again as I'm retarded and forgot the image):>What am I giving away?These laser etched bottles. There are 2 of each of the AJ/FS/Derpy/Twi/Rarity, 1x 20oz Kirin Bottle, 2x squat 20oz bottles and 1 Lyra bottle.>How do I get it?Reply to this post with your name and let me know which one you want. You only have one entry, so choose which one you want wisely. If you want to add anything else to the post (images, story, shitpost, etc) go for it, but it won't affect your entry chances.>Who can enter?Anyone can enter. I'm willing to ship pretty much anywhere.>Who will get chosen?I'll be picking winners from the bottle types they specified.>How long will this run?Dec 7th-ish (basically when I get off my ass to do the drawings).Current entries will be logged here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vDKRh904znH9Uim5N5-FUpsskeqqJ1rUcIt0wazNdW0/edit?usp=sharing
>>42831406that derpy is too cute, sign me up for her
>>42831406Please put me down for a squat bottle chief, those look hilarious
>>42829852Use your email and use my country code for the phone number. That *should* work let me know if that's not the case. If not we'll figure it out
Thanksgiving over, Christmas time now
Solstice Spark, the main part of your gift is ready! I'll mail it out as soon as everything else is done :)
>>42829852similar to Pemmican Jerky >>42831478. alternatively, you can request through cardslut
>>42829852Looking forward to getting your card.
>>42831639Alright, will do just that for you as well!>>42831679Hope you'll like it!
Well cardees, I'm 95% done with the image I want on the card. I've 4 pie pumpkins set for my oven after I get back home tomorrow after family Thanksgiving. Fingers crossed some of you 10 will have a loaf of your own in 11-13 daysI now must try not to pout at my Santa being a dirty ghost. Don't make me resurrect Harold Ramis and sic him upon you better than the movie reboots.
>>42831318>>42831283filly fags kys
>>42830067Alright, Fluffy Feathers, your gift has been shipped out. I sent the tracking number over to Pony Claus so expect it soon!
>>42831406Rollin for the Kirin
>>42831406Sign me for the squat bottle.
Still haven't figured out the wingding/webding message in my letter. Managed to solve the first half which produced the following in ASCII>anon is q>e is related to an island>r is related to a currencyUnless I'm missing something, none of the clues are correct, unless the wingdings message is also some sort of cipher in of itself.
>>42831785
Merry Maremas!
>>42828604Calling again for High-pitch HowdEEEEE the Batpone, do you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead?
>>42831785Maybe there is clue's on other letters?
>>42831788>palm trees on islandsHe has to go to Hawaii to solve it! The paper reacts to tropical air to reveal the next cipher to decode the text in a different way
>>42831896It is clearly EPSTIENS Island !e = islandHOW COULD WE BE SO DUMB
>>42819598It's Thanksgiving, which means two things: earth and fillies. That's my final answer and I'm sticking to it. So let's go on one to find the other.Which is better, earth or fillies? Where would you be without the lesser better?Whether you answer here or in email, contact me at cowboybootlegsanta at gmail so you can get the MEGA link. Another SNES rom so remember the according emulator. I think I only have another two or three roms after this.
>>42831900>Dusty's letter is a M.A.P. to some foalcondisgustangwho sent this letter? report him to the irs for tax evasion
>>42831912Clearly a master mason too.We got us a boss level threat.
>>42828408Ehh! I was really hoping they'd be a little more subtle this time of year, but I'm happy to hear it's on your doorstep! I'm still waiting on one of the items I ordered to arrive, I don't want to send you the package without it.
>>42831785The r might be a rupee from zelda
Posting this here to continue puzzling this puzzle.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow burgerlanders! I’m so thankful for you all.
>>42831278summoning Dancer Do!Wanna let u know that I'm heading home for horsemas the week before Crimbo, so if you could see that the mailmares drop off my gift sooner rather than the last minute, it'd be much appreciated. If you need more time tho I totally get it. Hope the holidays treat you right cheef!
>>42831939Happy Thursgiving, Pony Claus!
>>42831939
>>42828106Just dropped of the scarf package, Pony Claus will pass on the tracking no>>42830919Anon, it was already ogre
>>42831934my recommendation is to wait a bit till other anon's get theirs :3
I sometimes wonder how shit I should call my cardee's taste in ponies when writing the cardsSo far I hold myself back but damn this anon is really asking for it
>>42832042Send 2 cards: 1 a normal holiday one and 1 just eviscerating them.
>>42832042Favorite ponies:My alltime favorite and husbando is Mudbriar. I also like Zipp, Pipp, Cheese Sandwich, and Grandpa Gruff. But Im open to more art of Garble, Sunny, Misty, and Glimmer. Please don't do any art of the Mane6, Anonfilly, board ocs, or Nyx, Im sick of seeing them
>>42832055this wraps around to being based
>>42832055>Sick of seeing NyxSomebody get this anon some Dyx!
>>42832055Pipp gets a pass because she's got a fat ass
>>42831991I now have the image of a turphoeken (turducken but substitute the duck). Two challenges: make sure the sear on the chicken isn't too ashy, and secure the turkey and chicken to prevent any rocket shenanigans when the middle bird finally combusts.I have horrifying thoughts when hungry.
>>42832042I could've listed only barbies and the creature 6 you know.
>>42832075I would love more Dyx
>>42832075Y'know, FiM ponies have very feline designs.This gives me an idea.
>>42832055One of these is on my list and another one I've drawn for my santee. If I'd gotten this as an assignment I'd probably just have gone with it and made a gift or card based on these. Also my list contains two characters from a different show, so I've probably forfeited any right to make fun of other favourite pony list from the get go. Curious to see if I get any comments on those.
>>42832163I got yours and fully intend on mocking you
First for Derpy!
Caramel Swing, gonna have to send your gift out in 2 parts. Main course and side dishes. They'll both get to you before crimbo, they just couldn't be sent together. Gives me a little time to add some touches to the other pieces anyway now I'm not stressing over the main gift.
Oh God oh fuck I'm really behind now. Life suddenly got really busy in ways I wasn't expecting it to.
I wanted to make a response to all the allegations: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MARE!
>>42832330Let me guess. You only inserted but didn't make ocean motion.
>>42832294Hell yeah, I'm certain I'll be eating good this year! Looking forward to it
>>42825009Sorry. I've been busy finishing up my gifts so I haven't checked the threads. Would have gone to both but I still have things to do and the Norf one isn't quite north enough for a day out. Will still try to make it to the south one though if i can get things sorted out.>>42831406That squat one is so goofy, put me down for that one please.
>>42832036>>42831934well, here is the Card I've received, hopefully it will help get the bigger picture of what the puzzle is about.
>>42832360Also, thank you Velvet Varmint for the pony cards! The 5 stars Derpy is looking great .
>>42832374>5 starsA prophecy..
>>42832374>dont cheat and use a toolSorry Velvet, I try doing it by hand and I was feeling like my brain was frying up.Anyhow, here is my part of the code (I am pretty use there mighty be few misspellings in the OG letter):XLi V MW XLi gyvviRgCJVSq diPhe. XLi U MW ShhpcViPexih XS erSR. XLi C MW etStyPevi OMXLi V MW XLi gyvvirgCJVSq diphe. XLi U MW Shhpc vipexihXS erSr, Xli C MW e tStyPeviOM hW geVh Keqi. hW gevhKeqiTHe R IS THe curreNcYFROm zeLda. THe Q IS OddlyReLated TO anON. THe Y IS apOpuLare KITHe R IS THe currencYFROm zelda. THe Q IS Oddly relatedTO anOn, The Y IS a pOpuLareKI dS caRd Game. dS cardGameWell, from the above, I guess some of the funky fonts could be converted. "R is currency from Zelda" is rubies so the crystal shapes are Rs "Q related to anon" means an question mark, maybe, but i dont see that there, or even other such stuff like suit or tie"Y is popular kids card game" uhhhh, which one, yugioh? MtG? Pokemon? is it the square with two horizontal lines glyph?
>>42832536Rupees/quest/ threadsYugioh
>>42832042Is it the guy who like fat Chrysalis
>>42831406Rollan for the piss bottle
>>42832596>fat chrysalis>shit tastei dont understand, i thought we liked ponies of all shapes and weights?
>>42832612I'm more okay with fat changelings than I am with fat ponies, the bugs can handle it
>>42831406I want cum inside the Kirin bottle
what the hell is a silicone figure anyway
Hey Gully Washer,Your gift is coming along great, I hope you like it. One part is a bit delayed and won't arrive till about mid December. When it gets here I'll send it all at once if that's alright.I was wondering, do you like 4CC? and if you do, do you have any cup merch?Also do you like beer?
>>42832294Binary poison instead of anthrax or a pipe bomb? How very original! I applaud your creativity.
Id like to thank tamers for ushering in bardonic. fuck his mlp shit. fuck his other shit. bardonic is (was) his magnum opus.
>>42832743Can't wait!I love the 4CC, I've got two scarves but no merch other than that.I also love beer, probably even more than I love the 4CC. Unfortunatly the postal service and the government don't share that enthusiasm, so sending it might be tricky.
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>>42828852Hey Piping Hot, would you be okay with you main gift being a bit late and shipped directly to you from the store, and the secondary gift and stocking stuffers wrapped up nicely and shipped over by me when the post office opens after the weekend?>>42832742sounds like another name for sex toy
>>42832806Thanks for that. I'll look closer into it
>>42832374Hugs <3
>>42832536A few more letters and we can probably reverse engineer it.
>>42832978>image is larger than 4mb>https://files.catbox.moe/21nxrz.pnganyhow, I feel like we will need at least six more letters decoded to collect enough tips on how to solve the pictograms. Im assuming the Y = yugioh, than I can guess its referencing to the the millennium puzzle = illuminati eye would be the Y, but I would like to see if there will be a secondary tip to confirm it before adding it to the list
>>42833076if it is true the letter is connected to the puzzle we could have a couple maybes like the masonic logo is probably an m and the ubuntu logo is probably a u.
>>42833076Cheeky fucker put in a training wheel to figure out words just based on observation.SPOILERDONT READ UNLESS YOU WANT IT RUINEDThe bottom image has a three letter word in parenthesis. at the start of two lines. It should be obvious what that word is now. and that second word in the bottom is a three letter word that ends with "re" and comes after the aforementioned word? Should be clear what Z is a substitute for.END OF SPOILER
>>42833087Once we get letters for the flag and sunglasses, it may be possible to bruteforce the message description .
Pictured: Snow Roper staring at them mashed taters & mac n cheese / her peaceful food comaHope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving.>>42830411That's a BEAUTIFUL mare thank you so much!
>>42830132Awesome, nothing perishable in it. The box isn't messed up or anything right? Merry Horsemas!
>>42833076Figuring out what symbols are actual characters instead of filler, combined with the potential for misspellings and wrong spacings, makes this impossible to even use a tool on
with regards to the norf UK meet!my personal favourite spot to take people to in Manchester is the Society Food Hall. lots of different restaurants with a lot on offer, bar's pretty nice, only a quick tram ride from the big train stations. afterwards we can just fart around the city centre. I'd be tempted to take my car up if parking in Manchester wasn't hell and if I wasn't planning on getting sloshed
Antarctic meetup!>WhenSaturday>WhereU.S. Outpost 31>WhoDon't worry, I'll find you ;)
>>42833210Wish I could go and visit the shrine. Perhaps one day if I get rich and can charter a plane.
>>42833196going to be coming earlyish to take pictures of the area cus autistim.
>>42833210(real)(fact checked)If you walk far enough in the Antarctic you will reach equestria
>>42831953I'll try my best TT! I'm still waiting for your gift to be sent to me. Luckily your only a few provinces away so it should get to you quick!
>>42833076>>42833138I think I've got a rough idea of what most of the symbols are nowBut I'm stuck trying to figure out whats left and what any of it actually means
>>42833149Pictured: cuties being cuties
My boy, Big Iron, I know I promised to send your gift this week, but the crafter hasn't sent the thing to me yet... But I promise it'll be worth the wait
Sometimes I feel strange about being truthful on here but every now and again I just have to let my inner self shine.Picrel is something I wish dearly would happen to me. Ive cried and even done some small surgeries on myself to try and be a pony. Everyone will say this makes me mentally Ill but if theres something in this world that taught me anything, its the trans movement.Ladies can have top surgery and be praised for it. Gentlemen can have their penises removed and they are applauded.We need to make PTF normalized just like how top surgery and penis removal are normal.
>>42833661>>42791324>>>/trash/
>>42833666Why is this trash? Its literally my Christmas wish.
>>42833661Ur fucked up beyond fixing.
>>42833661that image in particular is terrifying but yes, that's been my wish ever since middle school as well. not to the extent of uh, surgeries, but more of a deep longing to have (before pony) the american dragon guy's powers, or post-pony, just the wish to be a pony....My sona eventually ended up being a dragonpony as somewhat of a metaphorical bridge between my childhood obsession with dragons and my adult obsession with ponies, and I thank faust every day for saving me from becoming a furry (scaly?) by including dragons in her universe.Some of which are pretty damn hot!>>42833666the TF thread just makes me sad, I don't need any more reminders of that which I can't have :(
This isn't your blog, nigger
>>42833676Based on all the conventions ive been to, mare fair included. All the meetups ive been to which have been only organized on the board. Im not. Half of the people that go are trans.
>>42831406 kirin
>>42833210>where is everyone?
>>42833693Bro's...it might be over for me...I CRASHED THE PLANE OVER ON THE SECOND ICEBERGI dont think I'm making it out alive
>>42833705dw my horse wife will still make sure the packages will arrive.
>>42833693You fool, it's still Friday!
>>42833733Friday will last until the sun sets.
watch out for any unusually fluffy mares they will steal your boots
>>42833737
>>42833747its too late for him.......
>>42833733Friday is a social construct
>>42833747Holy fuck this is amazing photo, we need to get this into a scientific publication
>>42833747Why are you in Arctic and why did you bring a suit and Anon mask with you?based
>>42833779I thought Friday is a temporal construct.
>>42833803Ah, you're one of those people...
>>42833809Whaddya mean "those people"?
>>42833684Theres a difference between "i wish i was a pony" and transformation process you depicted.
>>42829852Looking forward to the card.
>>42830388Hey Trying Thyme, this just came to mind. Do you have any thoughts on Mare Fair?
>>42833647don't worry, take your time, I'm sure it'll be greatPineapple rightside up cake, china post finally stopped handing the tracking info to derpy and gave me a correct tracking number, it was sent to pony claus
Checking in with name so my Santa knows I still lurk
Stagecoach Stomp, your package is in the mail! I gave the tracking number to Pony Claus. The lady at the post office was having quite the bad morning, so the shipping label looks pretty ugly unfortunately. She did compliment the stickers on the box by the end though ;)Nutmeg, your card is in the mail! The spaghetti has been contained to a single (1) sticker on the envelope as requested.
Sugar Cookie Shunter! I am now set to send off my present to you, which as it happens, will be tomorrow instead of next Monday due to work related reasons. The tracking details will be passed along to you by Pony Claus in due time.
What are the deets for tomorrow?im assuming we will all meet outside the station but what time?
>>42831406I want kirin
>>42833899nta but just in case he's slow to catch up, I can confirm he was in attendance at mare fair and had a lovely time.
>>42831406gib me the apple
>>42831406Lots of people want the kirin so I DO TOO!
>>42833819>mutilating body to become something you absolutely are notI dont see the difference. Well, except the guaranteed suicide moments after the process.
Alright, everything is pretty much ready to be wrapped. All that's left is the LED Strip for the Light Box.
Lighting punch, pemmican jerky. Old orchard, your cards have just been sent out!Calling to my Santee INSOMNIA THE CHANGELING!Your gift is ready BUTT, I cannot use UPS to send it your way as the nearest access point is 9km away from (You). I can still use my postal service or anything else that doesn't break the bank too hard if you want.INSOMNIA THE CHANGELING DO LET ME KNOW HOW TO SHIP THIS TO (YOU)!
UK /ss/ MEET - TOMORROW @ MANCHESTERInitial meet location shall be Manchester Piccadilly Station (I assume most are arriving by train), either outside the main entrance or somewhere inside the station. Not been there before so not sure where exactly would be best but I'm sure there'll be somewhere suitable. Those who've filled out the rsvp form keep an eye on your inboxes as I'll be reaching out soon.As for time, this is again up for debate, I'm thinking mid-late afternoon so (You) don't have to get a stupid early train. Tentitively thinking 3pm which should give us plenty of time especially if you (like me) are planning on staying late into the night. lmk if there are any strong opinions about this.I'll have a hotel room for the night but I don't know how strict the staff will be about multiple occupancy, so don't take access to it as a given.>>42833196Any local knowledge you have would be very helpful, I don't know the area at all. Worst case though we'll be in the city centre where there's plenty of stuff so can just pick a direction and go.
>>428344051pm!
>>42832823Absolutely! The more the merrier. That was a very tempting spoiler but I held out. Whew.
>>42833802pretty sure it's AI
Do I send my cardees dried spaghetti, tinned spaghetti or candy spaghetti?
Small update for you Whistle BerryThe gifts are wrapped up and I am making the final touches to the package. I plan to send it out early next week so should arrive to you in good time for the big day.
Blizzard Boop, are you going to HWC? If you are, I can give you your card in person. The same goes for the rest of my cardees too.
I've had a strange and somewhat stressful day. My wife told me a letter came in the mail today while I was at work though!
>>42834664Well this is gonna take a minute to figure out... thank (you) Velvet Varmint! The Chinese trading cards have nice artwork on them. I'll make another post once I've decrypted this....
>>42834708>twilight wearing barbie dressREEEEEEEalso I have strong suspicion that the sunset vector is fanart
>>42834714>Chinese.You're probably right.
>>42831406Sign me up for Fluttergoth!
>>42834708The mystery continues.
>>42834339All good man, just send it through the regular post and it gets here when it gets here
>>42834714rent free
>>42834804Aight will do!Hoping derpy doesn't fuck it up.
>>42834598Cook it, mix it with sauce and put directly in the envelope.
>>42834598Send them spooky spaghetti
>>42834986I put anthrax in my letters! Since every year no one ever posts my cards. This year they have a reason not to :)
>>42834801we need a list/note pad of all the decodes.
Bullwhip Blizzard!Pine Peaks!Your Cards are packed and to be shipped TOMORROW EVENING. YIPPEEInsomnia The Changeling!Fluffy Feathers!Sterling Shadow!Your packages are ready to ship!!!!HOWEVER!!!I didn't know about customs forms and the numbers of Harmony-zationSo now I get to go BACK to the UPS store, spill my spaghetti in front of the fucking teenager at the desk and ask them to weigh every individual part of the gift, because I don't have a kitchen scale and refuse to buy one. Your packages will be sent uh.. Monday? Probably? And lastly: Snowy Charm!Yeah I still have to finish your card. Sorry. Everything else about it is done- just need to set aside an hour or two to actually do your card. Many many apologies.
>>42835478Actually Sterling Shadow, I lied- Your package still has a thing being shipped and I have yet to hear from them about tracking so... not Monday ship out date for you. Sorry again. Mare-y Chrysalis?
>>42834600beautiful, thanks big guy
HEAVY HALBARDSanta here, your present is basically ready, gonna be sending it out Monday so get hyped!
I got the envelopes for my cardees cards today
>FETLOCK FOGWhat size shirt are you?
Spoilers ahead Copper Cowcatcher, this is an attempt at one of the items I'm trying to make for you.Well, attempt 1 didn't quite work out exactly how I wanted but I think I know how to modify this so that the next time will work out better. Hopefully my santee will like what I'm attempting to make and that I'll have made it correctly in time.
>>42831278Grub Pile,Bad news. A large part of your gift was porch pirated.I’ll still get your package to you on time. Promise. Just gotta wait for Amazon to reship.
Hey Nose Paint Noel, update time!I am still waiting for the last piece of your gift, because these post office faggots are taking way longer than I anticipated. If I don't get it by the end of this week, I'll mail your gift either way and send you the rest once I get it.I know I am way behind this year, I've kinda underestimated everything, but I am getting my shit together and I swear I will send everything in time!
UK /ss/ MEETDoesn’t seem to be any serious objection/discussion on time/place so I’m officially setting today’s start as Manchester Piccadilly at 3pm, at least that’s when I’ll be there. See (You) soon!
Alrighty! After an arduous trek to the local post office, all of my cards have now officially been sent out!Velvet Varmint, Sheriff Starshine (have they posted in these threads yet?), and Nose Paint Noel, expect your dose of horsemas cheer soon.
>>42834339looking forward for it
INSOMNIA THE CHANGELING your package has been shipped out and the tracking number forwarded to PC!Hope you like it! Happy horsemas, anon!
>>42836466Awesome! Hope you'll like it! It's not a super duper bunch but hopefully it works
I didn't make it on time this year, but I did last year. I want to say that this was the best thing that has ever happened to me. It made the entire year for me and I still look at the plushies with love. I even kept the box, It helped me in a really dark time.Thank you,
>>42836491Anon latecomers is genuinely open right now
>>42834417FLAWLESS??? FLAWLESS FLAWLESS FLAWLESS FLAWLESS FLAWLESS AWESOME ART ANON
>>42831278Minty Muncher - Sorry for the late reply but I love the cardtard billboard haha. Either normal card or billboard would be appreciated! Cactus Practice, Biscuit shooter, Merry Moc, Matte finish - I'm looking forward to your cards too!!
Calling out:Biscuit ShooterSterling ShadowLightning PunchShoots n’ LeavesGrub PileMatte FinishRodeo ShowGiddyup GreasyBarn BarnaclesSaspirilla SipsCandy BanditIcicle Slither the LamiaMassless ChapsTall TaleSaddlebag SwagHappy Merry Holly Jolly JoyPrickly PearBad MedicineBanana PancakesHitchin’ Post GhostI'm spending this weekend making your cards and mailing them next week! Some familiar but a lot of new names in my list.
>>42834708heyo Rolling Stocking, could you retake the pic/scan of your letter, so the second code message is shown straight?
>>42837053Excited.wav
Dash out and about with new frens in Manchester!
Baked Bean Sheen!Do NOT look at this image or I'm sending my dwarves to beat you to death.Biscuit Shooter!! Hope your holiday season is going well, man and I'm so stoked to see what your gift is!! I'm also trying to remember if I gave the right address, seeing as I just moved. Hence my inactivity in the thread.For all my cardees, I'm putting them all in the mail on Monday.
Why are all my cardees Trixiefags and PonkfagsWhere are all the anons with actual good taste?
Pen Rider I have packaged and sent your gift! Ot should arrive Thursday and I shall send you the tracking number soon! Definitely going to file a complaint with the Clouds dale weather factory seriously Snow immediately followed by rain who does that Trudging thought that to the post office was not fun...But I assure you that I fought tooth and nail to keep your gift safe and dry totally worth would do it again
>>42837346wtf rude
>>42837346right here bro
>>42837346>Trixiefags and Ponkfags>actual good taste>Trixie>good taste
Saddlebag Swag, been out all week. I am an XL, and no worries about date.Much excitement
>>42837374you can't read
>>42837385What do you expect from someone who doesn't appreciate the humble and loveable Trixie?
Cheers!
>>42837338>this imageoh my
>>42837053Woohoo! Looking forward to it!
>>42837499I'll let everyone know who the artist is on the 25th, but I had the idea and he executed it perfectly.
To the anon who posted the shimmy code, I don't think I remembered to post when she arrived, but she's here! I have many many plush ponies, but as far as I know, she is my one and only sunset, so thank you for the early horsemas gift* anon :)*plus the five dolla shipping of course (worth it!)
>>42837529Ooo nice! I.. maybe completely forgot I posted that code too.Enjoy your shimmy shimmy yo shimmy shimmy yeah, anon!
Another piece of the puzzle! Thank you for the lovely letter Velvet Varmint! Faghorse has been appreciated.
>>42836255That's alright, I have to finish my gift too. I'm excited to see what it is!>>42836447Good to hear! I'll send mine sometime this week.
>>42837210Unless you actually post a .wav file of being excited, I am calling bullshit.
>>42837529>>42837536i also used this code weeks later and got my own shimmy, waiting in the meantime, thanks anon
Shoofly Shush the Changeling! How do you feel about knickknacks like charms and stuff? Your main gift is mostly done, more than likely you'll be getting two packages since one will be coming straight from the shop so you get your gifts before horsemas. I'm sure you'll love them!! Peachy Keen the BatponyFjord FiestaChompy the Diamond DogI'm your cardee! Sorry for the late post I have been way too busy this year. Y'all are in excellent hooves so prepare yourself to an amazing card!
>>42837632Wow, i posted it in the plush discord to see if anyone else could use it and it had no more uses on it, lolSurely they don't have codes like these for each pony that they enable or disable whenever someone needs it, and you could snipe them at random...
In reply to the previous thread from my santa: “Are you talking about the online game or the Japanese horse racing circuit in general? Which Figure do you have?”I like both!! Currently I’m paying close attention to the JRA senior autumn triple crown, hoping for Masquerade Ball to win tonight/tomorrows Japan Cup!! And as for the online game, my favorite character is Manhattan Cafe.The only figurine I have currently is Meisho Doto“Also do you like raw honey? And do you like coconuts/pecans?”I like all of those a lot!! Almond joy/mounds is my favorite candy :) To my santee, Marshall Icy Light Flurry:Two of your gifts should arrive today! I’ll have a card made for you as well but expect it a little later than christmas!To my Cardees:Caramel Copycat - I’ll try my best to work out a custom card for your OC!Pasture Bedtime (You sent a card to me last year, hi! I was Crosstie Critter), Shoofly Shush the Changeling, Outhouse Door, Stirrup Trouble, Blizzard Boop, Buzzard Beater, and Happy Merry Holly Jolly Joy: expect cards to be a tad late as I’m hand making these, hopefully they’ll be made and arrive around christmas time, luv you guys mwah
Hey Big Iron,I just finished up the card for you, come this Monday I'm going to ship it out to ya'. I'll see if the post office can't print a label so my terrible handwriting doesn't confuse any postal worker. I'll email card anon the trackin' number assuming they give me one. I hope you'll like it!
>>42837490Oh wow you actually bought dash with you, true commitment. Wish I could have made it. Makes me wonder if I should bring mine to the reading meet, are you planning to take her there as well?
>>42837796Thanks for the response! I was hoping I'd hear from you sooner but I hope you'll like what I got for you anyway. I talked to my friend and a few other people about your list and he gave me some recommendations based on your tastes in umamusume. Making some handmade treats for you as soon as the other stuff arrives from Japan. I think even with the shipping delays it should arrive before Christmas.
>be me>decide I want to order a stocking stuffer to make the gift complete and use more of my budget>shipping cost alone is half my budget regardless of whether it's sent to me or my santee>I can't afford it with shipping on top of the shipping for what I already have
>>42837896wow so generous
>>42837896Burger getting slammed with tariffs?
>>42838103Maybe? Is soappone across country borders or is there a different reason more than half the price of my order is shipping costs?
Finally got the last part of my gift, had to get it shipped from burgerland to the uk and the shipping and customs costs came to double what I paid for the item. I just gotta hope the shipping for sending the gift isn't gonna come to a stupid amount now and that it will make it
>>42837358Cool! I will be keeping an eye out!
Note to self: if you print out goatse at Kinkos do NOT ask for a refund on a mangled print they DO NOT like that
>>42838496>called Kinkos>will kink-shame youWTF this is false advertising!
>>42837550o7 ride on brave soldier
>>42837550any luck deciphering it
>>42838526No, my brain is absolutely miniscule
>>42838521I HIGHLY appreciated the seal on the letter
>>42838571dug that up from the history books, adds more mystery hehenext time it will be mlp themed
>>42837391Common sense, unlike Trixiefags that devote their time to a character that doesn't deserve it.
>>42838666Give the trixiefags some credit. At least they aren't glimmerfags.
Trixie's a good horse. It's a shame most of her fans are degenerates
Let there be Light!
>>42838927I know who you are irl
>>42838745>Trixie's a good horse.False.>It's a shame most of her fans are degenerates.True.
I kid you all freaking not, ghost checks have taken literally the entire day today, cause desuarchive is being a potato. Reee. Anyway, sending out the emial warning now. If you get one, you've only got like a day left to post.So far we've got a total of 12 ghosts in the gift event who need to get in here and get postin.
>>42838941When I write Trixie, she's a good horse. I don't give a shit what she's like in the show.
>>42838961*email
>>42838961Checking my email even though I KNOW I posted with my name on talking to my Santa, Santee and Card Friends because I'm anxious and paranoid
reporting in finally lol, sorry for not being as active this year fellas; shit’s been fuckin crazy.
>>42838984>>42838961look someone got the ghost warning email
spoony speeler checking in with santa!
>>42838962I can respect that. What have you wrote? I'm curious.
>>42838997I will say I did put out to my Santee that he’s got some shit on the way. Made it out to Cider this year and I got em some shit that I think is nice.I’ll post a little later so it isn’t as obvious who his Santa is lol
>>42838982this desu
Hope everycreature had a nice Thanksgiving. I'm doing the official ghost checks and warnings today. If you haven't posted with your name on at least once in November you have about one day to do it before you get barred from next years event.
>>42839053Oh. I dunno why I posted this when the other post already went through a while ago. I'm tired and stupid guys.
just came back from spending thanksgiving out of town for a week and I noticed I forgot to put a hold on mail. hope my gift wasn't stolen
>>42839029But what if I say what I've written and you've read it and you say Trixie a shit?Don't know if my heart could take it.
>>42760814>>42805994Hey Cactus Practice, yes and thank you!Ice Wallow, I'm waiting for your gift to arrive at my address so I can inspect and make sure it is up to par before sending to you. I'll send an update when it is on its way.
>>42839107I don't like canon Trixie, but I like some depictions of her that make her an actual likable character, so it depends.
>>42837550Oh fuck yes, more letters
Offboarder namefagging time hell yeah
>On the First day of Horsemas the devil gave to meeeee>a infected hand full of pusssss>On the Second day of Horsemas the devil gave to meeeee>8 hours of work with 2or more hours of transportation every weekdayyyyyyyy>On the Third day of Horsemas the devil gave to me>Food Posining that makes me vomittttI just want to craftfag please let me craftfag for my santa Celestia save meeeeeand never eat Pillsbury dough that don't pop when opened guys, I promise you its not good anymore, I know its a shame to let food you payed good $ for go to waste but your gonna get sick
>>42838961I posted with name on back in October >>42676097 thinking the whole Secret Santa period counted, and missed that it only counted from the assignment email onward. Whoops. But yes I am here, and have been here.
>>42838961You know, Desuarchive has an API—you could probably write a little script to do most of the work for you. Or get chatgpt to write it—it's pretty good at Python and stuff. Easiest thing to do would probably be to have it go through all the /ss/ threads from this year and produce an alphabetized list of all the names that have appeared. With a little more work you could have it check that against the list of all the participants and just show you all the ghosts.
>>42839298>>42838961Pony Clause if you put my name in AI I will non con tickle you
>>42839300Don’t threaten me with a good time.
>>42833899i lovee mare fair! ive been there the first, second, and third! and am planning on going to the 4th... mimosa, soiree, and fundraiser are BEST mares.
I've been very jumbled this November, but I have gotten most of your gift around Strawberry. I will be having it out mostly soon.
>>42831817Shiny Showers, I am sorry for being incognito, I have been pretty busy for Thanksgiving and neglected checking up on the thread! No allergies, and I'm not picky on foodstuff.
Im alive
>>42839464
>>42839442Good to hear, just wanted to make sure because getting gift of something you're allergic with would be real bummer!
holy fuck I am never doing international shipping again, thank celestia for PirateShip
>>42839615How big and heavy package did you send?
>>42839615Holy fuck indeed, what is even in there?Also, this must fill some bingo squares, if im right.
>>42839615Damn. $333 in shipping and I thought I had expensive shipping to my santee. I will never complain again (well I will probably still say shipping should cost much than it does).If it is a small comfort you are helping to solve the Bingo Card.
>>42839775>should much than it doesshouldn't cost as much as it does
>>42838927You're making me very jealous. Your santee is a lucky git.>>42838962She's good in the show too. Some people just can't handle her pure, undiluted charisma. Though I am also curious about what you've written now
It has taken a while now and hands are getting quite tired from all the cutting, gluing, and writing but I am getting close to finishing all the cards. Hopefully should be able to send them out some time in the middle of the next week.
I am now officially in the 'can mostly chill out till Christmas' phase. I got all of my gift and card stuff handled (save for two birthday things I'll do later), and work stuff will be handled on a day to day basis as usual. Only things left to keep my eyes on is my santa gift that'll be coming my way, and any remaining cards that are due. As of now, life is good.No, I still have no clue on what those moonrunes in my letter mean. Velvet, if you show up in Reading, I'm going to find you and hug you non-sexually until you explain yourself.
Hello Strawberry Stirrups! I apologize for the radio silence, life has been busy! I'm very excited for the snacks and knick knacks! I promise I'll be participating more in December!
Frosty enjoying snow with friends, no one tell her about Monday night into Tuesday, I want it to be a surprise.
Today is both a joyful and a sad day.I used up the last of my MLP wrapping paper.And Turntable Toboggan (You)r present is packed and just waiting for me to buy the shipping label. Expect an email from PC with the tracking info. And I was a dumb and forgot to put your letter inside so expect a Horsemas letter in the mail
I don't got nuffin to say, just figured it's been a couple of threads since I put my nametag on so I want to stay visible.
Yeehaw Yule, I now realize that sending right before Sunday, Thanksgiving AND Black Friday might NOT have been a good idea.Your package hasn't moved much and I'm suddenly very worried about the muffins inside. Please check if they are stale or bad. They're bagged and individually wrapped but still.
>>42839975early senders lose again
>>42838148it's the weight. all that soap is gonna add up and increase the shipping cost.
>>42837814yay, cards!I'm almost finished with cards on my side, just need to try to draw some stuff and then send them
If anypony gets one of my cards, please let me know!
>>42833149Mr. Roper,Hope you’ve been well! Sorry your Santa hasn’t been as communicative as I should be…school and cons have been kinda keeping me pretty busy. Still, I managed to get you some pretty nice stuff and I’ll be going to Hearthswarming Club next week, so I may add a little bit more. It’s really all just dependent on if you would absolutely prefer getting your gift on Christmas or if you will be fine potentially getting it late; the stuff I already got you is good enough in my opinion, but I can absolutely get you more if you’re fine waiting.Either way, I hope the magic of the season has kept you well!
>>42839954today is a very strange one for mewas going to work on the gift but one of my tgirl friends fucked up her car so now I have to drive her 2 hours away to go pick up her emotional support twink from his house because im a good friend
Just mailed the last of my cards.
Sugar Cookie Shunter, your package is showing it was delivered today. Can you confirm that you have it?
Got my first card!
big iron, please, check the tracking. Presuamably your package is on its way back to you and it didn't leave your country for me to be able to do anything about it.
>>42839464Hi!I'll be shipping your gift this weekIt won't be wrapped inside so don't open until Christmas. Be sure to post in the thread when you open!
>>42840504On the other note, i finished my third card out of 4.Blogshit I'm so tired from doodling them. I'm going through a shitty mood lately, having constantly facing uselessness of my feeble attempts to draw better isn't helping me. I think i'll start taking drawing courses next year, i'm tired of headbutting this wall alone, i don't have infinite willpower to grind it every day,
>>42840489>dat filenameAnon...
Lever Action Fashion,I havn't recieved word on the main center piece and the days to start shipping presents is this week. I'm thinking of either holding out for another week or I ship you everything that I have right now and when the center piece does get here, that gets shipped to you seperately after the fact so you'd be seeing 2 Christmas boxes.Which do you prefer? One potentially late box or 2 seperate boxes, 1 on time and 1 late?
>>42839422I've also been to all three. Your fate has been sealed.
>>42840564It's okay anon. No one expects nor wants the Mona Lisa delivered.What makes a cart special is the care and love put in it. Even if it's a 5 second doodle if it radiates genuineness and that it was clearly made with love it will be appreciated.It's what everyone wants from this, not the best in line shit, just anything that makes you feel like you're between friends.
>>42837835Yeah I'll take her to Reading as well, can't imagine not bringing my pony to a pony meet. Was certainly cumbersome carrying her around in a big 'ol bag but it's all fine once you get yourself sat down at a table. Manchester was also pretty crowded and the pubs quite tight inside which didn't help. Hopefuly Reading will be a bit more chill, especially with 8 rsvps + plushies.
How to you guys deal with times when it just feels like all the joy is gone and you want to experience the same feelings you did in past events but you just don’t have the emotional capacity?>captcha says I’m doin GRAA8
>>42840470Can confirm, I cant believe how quick that delivery was, I didnt even get around to looking at the tracking pony claus sent me less than a day ago. Got a whole month to wait to open it though, looking forward to it!
>>42840721Excellent! Mission accomplished, I just know you will love what lays within!
>>42840271Custom is that if you signed up for multiple cards, you don't have to post every single one as soon as you receive them. Do one or two posts with multiple cards in the picture and thank those who sent them.Yes, you should post the cards you receive. No, it's not technically ghosting if you don't post your cards by the end of the event. Yes, it is a dick move if you don't thank your cardees.
Yay, I'm fucking late... again...I will try to print what needs to be printed this week, and send cards/Small Boxes of Autism next week.I'm still waiting for some chinaland stuff, but if it's too late, I won't include it.>>42831747Whoo, so early!?Thank you so much, I will wait until horsemas to open it, but I will post when I receive it and when I open it.>>42835478Don't worry, take your time.Also, teenagers usually can't buy food nowadays (too much spend on onlyfan and avocado toasts), so giving them spagoos is nice.
>>42840564My guy. They are cards. The most important thing with PRESENTS is that you are custom-tailoring them to the person you are sending them to and making sure they get something that they would really want for the holiday season.¿With CARDS? Adding a shitty doodle is above-and-beyond. Just sending warm pony-wishes to an Anon to let them know you are thinking about them is the bar. Don't stress. Send Cheer.
>>42840564Hey, at the time where I had drawn your card I had only started drawing ponies three days prior. There are exactly zero expectations you have to meet.
wrapping gift
>>42840757Fair enough just thought it was cool, because I hadn't been too active here
Hey Hunky Hymn!Sorry for not communicating with you as much as I probably should have been! Your gift is done and ready, I just have to box it up and ship it out. Hopefully by this Wednesday! I will keep you updated>>42833149Hi Snow! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and ate lots of food! Sorry for not being so active these past few days
>>42840857You are fine if you just do one big post toward the end with pictures of all your cards. Make sure you give a Card-shout-out, but the big thing is giving a full post to your Santa who sent you the present.
I got a package with a pair of shoes, 100$, and a card telling me to get a job. Did someone send me this? There is nothing pony about it, but I'm not sure where else it would have come from so I'm a bit confused
>>42840979post it
>>42840979>Cute Boot >pair of shoesIf this is true, you just made me feel like 17 years younger.
Hi im still here! ill be sending out my card this week!
>>42839954i think im also running out on mlp wrapping paper... might end up using the last bit this year!>>42840979>>42841081post
>>42840979Do they fit?
>>42840595I'm fine with the gift potentially being late so go ahead and ship in one box. Less time needed going back and forth to ship it out, and will probably be cheaper overall.
>>42840979Pics or it's fake
Hi, I'm alive! Gift and cards should be done soon.
>>42841303Thanks, I got everything all packed, weighed, and off to the side. He's aware of the order and I'll let you know about anymore updates. Now that I got everything crammed into the box, I can now think of more gift ideas to pack this thing with int he meantime til it gets here
>>42839922Aww look at her wee boots.
Banana Pancake, Im still waiting for two more items, but im really hopeful they will get to me before the next Friday.
>>42836486Happy Horsemas to you too! Can't wait to see what you've done
>>42840542Sweet.I'll be sure to post about it
>>42839244>>42839788The game night series.
>>42841392I love dressing up the plushies and getting photosWhen I saw the boots I had a plush try them on in the store and bought what fit
>>42841631Where did you get them? I don't want my little darlings to get dirty hooves when I take them outside, but socks seem so pedestrian and sexual compared to STOMPY BOOTS.
>>42841663Baby shoes!
>>42841670Damn, can't find steel toe baby goth clubwear boots, but this is tempting.
>FETLOCK FOGI got a couple of the items for your gift. Regarding foodstuffs, is there a particular holiday candy or shipping-friendly treat you would like? I might not be able to mail out until December 13th. I'm planning to do USPS flat rate and you're one state north of me so you should still get your gift by horsemas>CARDEESHave any of (you) got my cards yet? I mailed them out a little over a week ago.
>>42841675"how do we show that our product is extra warm?""set it on fire"
>>42831923They seem to put a big logo on the bag & i have ordered from them before so i kinda know.Ahh okay i be will waiting to hear from ye, can't wait to see what you have in store for me.
Cuddle-Up Comfy, I'm still waiting on two item (there was a bit of a snafu), but if estimates hold true it'll be on it's way in a week or so. One way or another you'll be getting a chunky package before Christmas.
Hoping I can finally post about receiving my gifts from last year. I didn't know that Olyfactory made a Black Snooty ploosh.
>>42841809Finally, it has been frustrating having this for so long and not properly sharing with the thread and my Santa. Up next is a bunch of pins, patches, stickers, and a tapestry of Spitfire
>>42841814A very smol and very qt Luna plush
>>42841819Forgot to mention the lovely moonget inside the box. Some more lovely drawings on the last box.
>>42841822And inside a pair of very cozy Derpy PJs. Thank you Trinket Shelf for following through. I knew you would eventually come through. Apologies for not posting earlier. I got put in a very interesting place at the beginning of November and afterwards I wasn't allowed to images for a while. I hope you have a lovely Horsemas this year.
>>42840702tell me if you figure it out
>print out labels for international shipping>realize that it's got my personal phone number on each of them>don't want to refund each label so I can redact >don't know if blacking it out will get it rejected by customsc-call me, anons..
>>42841809>Black Snootysomepony has ticks
>>42841841I guess chronic depression sets in when you dont even think you were happy during your nostalgia trip.
>>42835723another updated for you, Heavy Halbard, I've posted your gift! I put down my own contact details for the tracking updates but I will post updates here for you as I get them.
>>42839614Haha, no worries. I trust whatever you send won't kill me, but it's always a risk worth taking :) Thanks again for putting up with my absenteeism over Thanksgiving.Bad Medicine, still waiting for one item to arrive, but I'll have your gifts shipped out when it does! And to my cardees; gonna try to mail them out this week!
Hey Discount Donut! This week is the week I got to make and send your gift! I got you!
>>42842000can I text you I'm to shy to talk on the phone
>>42840504well shit, I'll see what I can do
Princess snoofa bump
>>42840489Heya there, I am the artist! Made that Art for your Secret Santa
>>42841081>>42841240>>42841340here ya go this is it
Insomnia the changeling! Great news your package has been picked up by muh postal service as is on its way!Get hyped.
>>42840504>>42842355ok so bad news, the package was returned because one of the item contains anthrax don't worry it's not and the plane won't carry thatgood news is the carrier is sending it back as soon as it can by landneutral news is you're getting another tracking number soon when it's sent again
Alright I guess it's time to organize the Texas meet up.I'm thinking 20th or 27thAustin was fun last year if we want to do that again.
>>42842877ps: you can unspoiler the spoiler
>>42842779But do they fit?
Will be sending out package tomorrow!Also received my first letter thanks!
>>42842779Lmao, nice present. I wouldnt even be mad. >>42842877You know we call anthrax siberian ulcer for reason, eh? Jokes aside what the fuck am i getting into? Seems like a spray can or something liquid of more than 100ml amount, but i do hope its nothing that may get me random troubles.
>>42842981don't worry, it's just a modest cum jarkidding, it's just a 5mm magnet apparently, that's enough to prevent taking a plane
>>42836053Sorry for the delayed reply, I'm a size small shirt>>42841693I'm fine with anything, I love the chewy mints
i got a big stinkly feeling all my cardees are offboarders. and i put effort into something that matters not to me.
>>42843185Youre a gigantic faggot if you think offboarders dont love ponies as much as we or affiliation to a certain community is more important than loving ponies in this event.
All the cards have been sent, except for the few ones I'll deliver face to face in a bit!I got little delayed this year but hopefully it will reach you all before Christmas
>>42843213t. offboarder
>>42834046Hello good sir, i'm still alive too, and i'm sorry it's taking a while to get everyhing ready. final item should arrive this wednesday so I plan to send you things no later than friday, the 5th. I'm sorry it's taken me awhile to get to you, but you can trust you won't be cheerless in this holiday season!
>>42843213This is an /mlp/ event. If they can't even be bothered to put in the effort to interact with us then it's understandable some anons would be put off.
Dear Whistle BerryIt is December and your package is on its way to you. Pony Claus will forward the tracking information to you.
LATECOMERS IS STILL LIVE!Though just for another day and a half! Sign ups are linked below. Please don't be late to the Latecomers as well. >link: forms (dot) gle (slash) jBUvt3PxZLtizSMM6
My cards are finally done and all I had to do was buy envelopes and write a little blurb about someone's favorite pone on each card. I wish I was a bit less useless.>>42843324Expect yours soon. I'll drop it off tomorrow morning. For some reason mail travels faster most of the way across the world than to a neighboring country.
Happy Merry Holly Jolly Joylove this card, never expected a pop up! and yes rarity is very white and sexyThank you!
>>42842779I am sorry anon but that is fucking hilariousNot sure if I'd rather get that or the Peanut
>>42842779at least you got $100
>>42843213offboarders dont send anything. they sign up to receive but never send. they always grinch.
>>42843393I grinched
>>42843337It's either two weeks or two years for me it seems. Just depends on what side of the bed the mail sorter woke up on I guess?
>>42842779That's really funny.I'm sorry moonfags are retarded.
>>42843519She's doing her best!
>>42843243Glad to hear it friend!
>>42843349You're welcome, glad to see that my cards will survive the postal system.Thank you for the drawing of Trixie on your card, I like the coloring.
Wew this is gonna be blog vomit.>Slip on slush 22:45 going in to work Sunday evening shattering a decent walmart teacup.> Previous shift getting run the fuck over because we had to cancel Saturday operation because fucking snowstorm.> Have to hunt down 4 knucklehead wagies across the building that didn't take long enough breaks between evening and midnight shift delaying my shit for like two hour with spikes of phone calls and call-offs.>Suprise says the shift manager, your doing double-duty on the following morning shift building attendance and running a smallpackage and softpackage side on morning shift; catching up midnight paperwork will have to wait.>Morning shift with skeleton crew manning (we don't usually have Monday morning outside of Peak) drags out to try and get a few more thousand boxes done.>Morning shift finally ends around 8am. >Field dozen+ phone calls including 4 resignations from wagie>>42843553s breaking my flow for catching up midnight paperwork.>Take second break at 10am after getting midnight paperwork caught up so State department of labor and bosses don't yell at me.> get hit with more wagie phone calls (help me help me with my schedule manager schedule-janny) while getting through morning shift paperwork finally.>Finish morning paperwork.>field more phone calls from noon shift wagies as the day managers start rolling in.>learn from building GMgr that we're gonna start noon shift 50+ trailers behind because weather and shit as I'm leaving.>10:45pm to 12:45pm with 1hour ish of break.Ree.Tl;DR: murrican snowstorms delay shit going into the busiest week of the year, including our competitors.PSA: if you ship this week in the USA, expect shit to be 2-3 additional days delayed because the black Friday sales and the weather are gonna run us over this week.At least I can chug some whisky and snuggle my bootleg before passing out; I have to be back at work in 6.5 hours.Word vomit over.
>>42843349Guess I'm not the only one who had the idea to make pop up cards.
>>42843717Peak Burgeristan
Two cards arrived today, the first one's from Paris where I couldn't see an /ss/ name to go with it, so thank (You) mysterious Frenchie!
>>42843838Also came with a little 3D printed amre too!
The second one is even more mysterious, Velvet Vermit has struck again with another cryptic message! I'll have a crack at it now and also posting here for (You) to help when I inevitably get stuck.>Now you are ready to help other anons spread the Christmas cheer!This line makes me think that the other cards previously posted are connected in some way, I'll have to go back and look at them too.
Peanut Patty I have received your gift! I haven't opened it yet because you went all out on the box design and it's almost too good to open but I shall the fact you did decorate with my top three mare so that was awesome!
>>42843849>clue was things I already knew or figured outDamnAnd the new words dont give definitive insight for any new letters
>>42842981I'm not really mad about it but I'll be real disappointed if it turns out that's my gift. It's completely impersonal and not even pony related... No names on the box or in the card so I have no idea who sent it or if it was even for me. Santa, if you're reading this I'd appreciate you clearing this mystery up
>see nice colored actual postcard-y cards posted >realize my "cards" I sent out are just pony paper with a note and a sketchFuck did I misunderstand the assignment? Should I have put more effort in? I didnt even color in my sketches fuuuuckI thought i was going to see more lower effort letters in here! You're all setting the bar too high!
>>42843849if you are reading this you probably are not retarded good job!~~~~~~the a is actually a z! the z is an aI don't immediately see where a and z in the other cards are supposed to be swapped, also not yet got an idea for solving the third set of symbols. Will keep looking.
>>42843849HOLY SHIT THAT'S TIC TAC TOE CODE FROM CLUB PENGUIN!!!!!or at least part of it is
>>42843977There's only one A for Z and that's back with the first set of lettersIt at least confirmed I guessed right the first line in that letter read:(YOU) ARE AMREZINGI dont know what this letter says unless it was typo'd bad and meant to be GOOD JOB ANON
>>42843838>>42843840Yay! It shows up :DOne down a lot more to go!
Chompy, I got your card/letter! Thank you so much for the compliments and a happy and safe Hearth's Warming to you as well!I finished all my cards Saturday night and will be sending them out prolly Wednesday.
>>42843998My current work deciphering (I can't wait for half of this to be completely wrong)Potential spoilers in the off-chance I'm not:https://files.catbox.moe/ypt1vt.jpg
>>42843324 Saw your post elsewhere hope you are going okay fren
>>42844015such beautiful penmanship ;_;
Dear French Ponkfag ! I recieved your sweet card. Glad to be back, I'm so fucking late with the Bambulab affair that I just bought a photo printer as a backup. I'm so cooked boys ! Still waiting for the spare parts, they should be there soon.
>>42844042You're welcome. Sadly I didn't have any horse leaders with massive posteriors to send out. Soo.. you get the closest thing I have to royalty, kek.au passage, putain pour une fois que la poste fait son taf. j'crois qu'ils ont vraiment employé derpy.
>>42844025Do we actually have to cross the bingo off?
>>42844009I also got mine this morning! Thank you Frenchman!
Well, isn't this a lovely way to start December! Look what came in the male I mean mare I mean mail! Thank you, mysterious French Anon! A merry Horsemas to you too!
>>42843916Awesome! I wrapped everything in there so do whatever you like.
>>42844100>>42844104Marey horsemas, anons, glad you liked them!
Almost forgot, but you guys should thank Alfalfa Antlers the Reindeer with who I worked to make the tiny 3D printed ponies happen.Please so thank him too!
>>42843248>people interract>some autist starting a shitshow about namefagging>people dont interract>some faggot starts a shitshow about offboarders
I sent out my card today! also i cant remember who it was who was my santa, but still havent gotten anything yet..
>>42843159Oh hey thanks! On it!
Turntable TobogganpagingTurntable TobogganI just dropped off your package, and holy shit expected delivery is wednesday.PC will send you the tracking info and expect an old fashioned letter in the mail in a few weeks DO NOT OPEN THE LETTER UNTIL AFTER YOU OPEN THE BOX.
Lasso Sass the Lamia!! I received your card, thank you very much and I love the drawing of Pinkie Pie! Good taste in mare. Yes I will add your card to my shrine.To answer your questions:1. I don't like Cheese Sandwich for-obviously, stealing my wife- and even objectively speaking I think Cheese x Pie is a pretty lazy and uninteresting ship (they are effectively just genderbent versions of each other) but I don't have anything against Weird Al himself. Can't fault him for playing a fun role on a fun show, he probably had no idea he was going to be married off to ponk. Plus I grew up on some of his older music so I am nostalgic for him. Lucky you that you got to see him live! 2. I do love Maud! She is a fun character but I think out of all of her episodes, her first one (Maud Pie) was the strongest. Not a huge fan of Mudbriar though. Pinkie Pie meets a new pony and doesnt immediately want to befriend them? That's a red flag3. I think I vaguely remember seeing a Marble Pie shrine but I'm not sure if it is the same pagan one you are referring to. Also I kinda forgot that cardees only get the "favorite ponies" section and not the wishlist (where I did actually link the shrine) so I will post the most recent desu for you now.Merry horsemas and thank you for the card! Still working on yours, and all my other cardees. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42641217/#q42641244
Hey Frack Shack the gifts are done and I'll be shipping off this friday.Now before I pack it all up, I gotta ask is there anything else you're into?Games/shows/anime/etc?I always try to include as many goodies for my santees.
>>42842779I'd have drawn a pony on the shoe at leasthard to be mad at $100 though
>>42844083 Not my place to say. My bad for being vague
PEANUT PATTY (You) ABSOLUTE MADLAD Thanks so much you really pulled out all the stops everything in here is my absolute favorite especially the blanket I would send a pic but I'm still banned on my phone. Reeeee! But everything was amazing also you gave me do many stickers and I will cherish and keep each and everyoneI hope you obtain this much joy that I'm currently feeling from this gift
>>42844483ITS NOT CHRISTMAS FAGGOT
>>42844388Lovely! I wasn't expecting any of my cardees to actually respond to the questions, so lovely! (I mainly meant them to be rhetorical, kinda like a pen pal thing) Anyway, this is the shrine.
>>42844488...we were supposed to wait weren't we...fuck...I'm so stupid I've ruined...the holidays...I just thought hey I got the package I shouldn't make them wait I should open it let them not what I think as to not be rude... I'm so fucking stupid I'm going to go and crawl into a hole and die...I am so very sorry I couldn't ha e fucked that up harder if I tired
>>42844521Post pics during Christmas and thank them again, faggot.
>>42844521Stop cryin nigga. That aint real nigga shit. Post the pics of it.
Hey to my Santa.If you're still interested in swinging by my place instead of mailing it over (Really cool idea BTW)Would you be able to swing by on a weekend?I live in an apartment complex and busy mon-fri (finnish at 2:15 on friday).If you do it then, i'll be able to buzz you down an elevator.But please give me a heads up when you're gonna be on my way, that way i can keep an ear out for the intercom.
>>42844488Why do you care?>>42844524>>42844536Didn't need to act like a cunt to the poor guy.>>42844521It's fine man, ignore the other anons being assholes, just thank him again and post pics of the gifts on the 25th.
>>42844545>calling someone a faggot is being mean
>>42839922They looks so cute. Snowday comfy.>>42844521Don't feel too bad. Your heart was in the right place and you wanted to do good. Post the pics on the big day and share them with us all then. Don't let what you feel now eat at you and focus on the joy for the gifts. Your Santa will love to hear what you felt on the big day too.
dumb question but with those USPS flat rate shipping boxes You're allowed to decorate the outside, right? I'm just worried That you can't cover stuff up or something.
>>42844566I would assume as long as the shipping label isn't covered or hard to find, and you don't decorate it with barcodes you should be good.
>>42844566Go ahead and decorate a bit, but don't do something stupid like this.
hey Jubilee Junctioni ordered a couple things for gift box. its probably not gonna be giant because cash is tight but hopefully you will love the stuff.
Attention!>Fluffy Feathers!>Snowy Charm!>Insomnia the Changeling!>Pine Peak!>Bullwhip Blizzard! Sent ;)
>>42843950are the shoes.... used???
>>42843950I'd definitely shoot ponyclaus an email about it if you have no idea where else it would come from. Definitely fits with the other strange gifts anons have got over the years, though the $100, if it's real, is strangely generous.
>>42842779he kinda missed the opportunity to gave you a technicolor mare shoes
>>42843185how so?
So its been enough time I think- how many of you have been grinched?On cards or the full package
>>42844580Holy shit that is incredibly retarded
>>42844675They've done some funny things in the past.
Final Christmas and SS this year! Going all out! Hope youre ready santee!
>>42844696>Final Christmas and SS this yearUhhh anon you alright?
>>42844545>>42844556Thanks, anon's definitely going to jot down an extra big reminder to not open early next year
>>42844753Doesnt matter!My santee is getting all my plushies though.
>>42844483>>42844521>>42844759I’m glad you’re enjoying your gift! I guess the Trixie autism was too concentrated in that package. Please do post pics on the 25th if possible, that blanket was truly a find. If you want a digital version of that Trixie draw lmk.
>>42844016Oh shit, we got a working code going now?? Finally this means we can work out what this meant!>>42831934
>Last week to mailDamn
>>42843965I just sent out my card and they're printed pony postcards I got from a con with something written on the back and a single sticker added into the envelope. You're good. Your personalized pony doodles best that any day.
Archivefag here, I'm going to be honest, I don't know if I'm going to continue to save gifts and cards next year. To elaborate, for the last 3 years every browser I've used, and browsers specifically, loads and saves images at 40-200kb/s for seemingly no reason. The downlods hang for seemingly no reason. Downloading multiple at once causes them all to fail for seemingly no reason. Last year there were 1,500~ images of gifts and cards. Every year that goes by I have less and less time to wait sometimes upwards of 2 minutes to babysit downloads one by one by one.
>>42844881That is reasonable. As long as you save the OC and kino shitposts
>>42844809wait really? fuck ive been so busy i havent had time to even put anything together
Having some trouble with the custom cards this year and the main gift still needs one last item. Should be able to mail by the end of the week at least.>>42844690Not even that, just ask the guy who got a box (I think it was from soappone) talking about how the feds will never get snowpitties and had to talk to an actual fed about snowpitties.>>42844881Yeah sounds like your internet is getting throttled.
>>42844925>Yeah sounds like your internet is getting throttled.That's the thing. It's only web browsers, and even then only on my desktop. Every other program or device using the internet loads at expected speeds. It makes no sense.
>>42844925
>>42840296Hello friend! I wholly trust your judgement on gifts. Especially if you've got a lot going with school and such, I don't want you breaking the bank more than usual. It's up to you but just being a part of this this year has been a nice treat in itself so there's no worries. Funny enough I considered driving up to HWC at a few points but with crap at work this time of year it's hard to commit. Who knows though, I'll update if anything happens! Speaking of updates, just wanna let Bullwhip Blizzard and Caroling Care know that I'll be sending things out this week. Before Thursday I'd say. Will update otherwise but worry not, come rain or shine the cheer will arrive.
>>42844881I usually hit the "expand all images" button that 4chanX gives you, then use this to download them all at once https://github.com/eight04/image-picka
>>42839975yeehaw yule the muffins I made are so unbelievably cookedthey are still individually wrapped but these bitches might be corrupted with doom and despairwhy is priority mail express taking so long
I'm gay and I want to fuck my santee I'm going to his house to give him his present
Work is getting overwhelming this end of year, so much that I'm gonna take a day of pto to finish working on my Santee's gift. Branding Iron (that's you, you are my Santee), I plan on shipping by the end of next week. I'm afraid that may be a bit late and I'm genuinely sorry about that (this will happen next year).
Boneyard Parlor, do not look unless you want to be spoiled. I finished this last night, I think I can do one or two more and I'll send everything off this weekend.
Hey there, Big Iron!I sent out your letter yesterday, I have a receipt and a photo of the card in case anything happens. I couldn't get a tracking number as it was just way too expensive however. They also sadly covered up a pony sticker with an international sticker, but it should be all good!
Thank you very much anon for the nice message, card and cute Pinkie figure!
>>42845657Unfortunately during shipment her hat broke off :(
>>42845661This gives out profound sadness hugs <3
>>42845641>I couldn't get a tracking number as it was just way too expensiveno problem, I'll check oftenon my side, I have 2 cards left to finish and then everything can be sent, it shouldn't be long
>>42843717Thanks for the heads up! All my stuff should be shipped by now. It's just a matter of the letters. Best of luck Anon! It's people like you that do make Christmas possible.
>>42845661Oh noooo!Ponks needs some superglue
>>42845707The worst thing is I only found one of the two broken parts
>>42845707Welp, time to break out some stiffer paper, glue in place, cut to shape and paint black.
>>42845657>Get home after long ass boring day>Open up beer>Anon gets card and likes itHeh.. nice start for the evening.>>42845661Oh no!I can send a new one if you want! Poor ponks.. will definitely have some special bubble wrap for her next shipments.
>>42845388Don't worry about it being late, end of next week should be fine, and don't spend on faster shipping as Postnord will find a way to mess up anyways.
Barking Irons the Diamond Dog,Owl Hoot Trail,Sassafrass Glass,Blueberry Bounce andPeachy Keen the BatponyCards have been sent out and should get to you soon (hopefully). Sorry it took a while for me to send them out; had to wait for cards to be made.
>>42831406That Lyra is adorable, I'd love to enter for it!
Big Belt BuckleI keep forgetting to post about your card that came in a while ago. I love the drawing on the cover!
First batch of cards is out. It's happening!
>>42818615Hey hey! Sorry for the late response. I did not go to Mare Fair and did not get those.
>>42845707Ah, there you are!Most of what I need for your gift has already arrived. There is, however, one last item that hasn't even shipped yet. It's coming from far away and has to go through customs and everything on top of it being peak rush season for the poor postal workers. I fear for the worst but hope for the best.I'll see how it is when I get tracking info and see if it can make it to me in time to get in the box 'o autism with the other things. Then there's two tiny things that shipped without tracking and may make it to me at any time in the next two months, but hey, you won't miss what you never knew about, right?
>>42843849I got one today as well, shout out to Velvet Varmint, thank you! I have just spent the last while trying to decode it. The first part is pretty straightforward, but it only partially makes sense, its like someone just threw together a bunch of words that could loosely be called a sentence.The second part I have no idea where to even start, I was hoping decoding the first part would give clues but it dosn't seem that way. Hopefully someone else's will shed some light or vice versa with mine. It could be that everyone has to combine their letters
SPOILER FOR MOONLIGHT MAGIC the game is now functionally complete, meaning it only needs literally everything that makes it feel finished... oco
>>42826966First card of the year has arrived, and it only took a week. Thanks Derpy! Also thanks to Ted for the cheer, or rather I mean The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot. I see Berry's already getting drunk early this season as if she's ever sober, and those faggots definitely aren't up to anything good. I do wonder if all is going according to keikaku though. I didn't exactly cross my mind earlier, but we're not even cardees. Not even in recent years. Did some wires get crossed, or is last year catching up to me?>>42807199Speaking of cardees, the cards for the 11 cardees I called out read: knew existed went out today. Hopefully the mailmare is as generously quick as she was with me receiving this one!
>>42844482You pussy don't be vague posting for (You)sKiwi has been dealing with a family medical thing and it's really fucking with him. Pray to Luna and Celestia for him and his family.
>>42845853Im happy you like it. happy horseman dood
>>42844545tourists are faggots and should fuck off
>>42845876Pretty sure that confirms my guesses for N and P and deciphering the message with what I've assembled seems to confirm other letters. There is only one letter that I can't guestimate in this one but I'm fairly confident in everything else
>>42844802That's in the image alreadyEverything is slowly being deciphered as a wholehttps://files.catbox.moe/sxccn5.jpg
Hey Rolling Stocking, your santa here! Sorry for not telling you earlier but I sent you a care package with a bunch of my country's traditional Christmas sweets and I see it missed you yesterday, if you were wondering what that is. Once you get it you are very much allowed to open it immediately, your main package will come later (potentially very because I'm rather far behind plus some stuff hasn't even shipped yet lol). I forgot to put any notes or explanations in there so if you have any question about the contents feel free to ask here.I hope you're having a nice pre-holiday season, I didn't follow if you made it to the bong meet but if you did I hope you lads had a great time!
>>42822377The maker/seller is only a doing a small quantity, i ordered a custom Luna one and waited few days for it to be done, obviously one can mass produce if really want. Though not in it for now.>>42822402>Sign up Alipay account (need passport verification, you're most likely get fucked over with the payment from local bank so you got to figure out a way to get your wallet funds top up), alternatively can try WeChat pay but it would be equally painful. For me i know a local shady 3rd party guy to help topup my funds for a fee.>Setup a XianYu account, also require passport to verify as international buyer, indirectly need a TaoBao account probably. I remember they were the same parent company back then but i think now they kinda separated more. Also make sure you know how chink speaks so you can make a deal with seller/makers.>Now you need to have a valid shipping address within China as most sellers that sell pony merch don't wanna bother with international shipping. So your best bet would be a reliable 3rd party Shipping company that help you collect stuff and ships directly to your country door to door for a fee.>Now, try tie all 3 together, link your XianYu account to your Alipay Account (figure out a way to topup money to your wallet), and link it to the warehouse address from your 3rd party shipping company. Make sure you don't fuck up anything else your order might be lost. It's that easy. Though each country might work slightly different and your local custom regulations might also be involved so remember to do research on that part as well. ^:)>Gran CanyonPart of your package has arrived and I have just shipped out yesterday (There are some more items stuck overseas haven't arrive at my place yet so I decided to split the packages), unfortunately I got a call from the local postal service few hours ago mention that they won't be handling any packages to the USA due to tariffs and policy changes, no ETA at the moment, says maybe need to wait possibly until next year even. So right now your package is on hold at the post office. I'm not sure what to do next as I'm contacting Pony Clause right now for further advice. Sorry for the delay. Either i have to figure out alternative methods or possibly call in some favours. >>42835723>>42842051Thanks Santa, that was quick, I'm out of town for the week though, it should be fine, is there any perishables stuff that I need to settle first or all items can be wait until Christmas unboxing? I have a furry convention need to attend next week, is there anything from the package deemed important enough to be opened and utilize before Christmas?
>>42845873No worries! Worst case it arrives a little late, don't stress about it on my behalf. And I certainly can't miss anything I don't know about, that'd be silly!To my santee, whom is not aware of me being their santa: I'm happy to report I'm in the late stages of my gift creation and should get it shipped within the deadline!
>>42844551>>42845935I'm not a tourist, been here since 2012.Just hate dickheads like you that ruin the spirit of the thread.Seriously, the entire fucking point is to spread happiness and cheer.
>>42845876i think the idea is that everyone has got there own puzzles then they come together to solve the one at the bottom of each letter.
>>42846126can someone list all the letters we have got so far so I can put them on a spread sheet
>>42846087>anons says stop crying nigga>erm youvest ACKtually a le dickhead>doublespace>i am le oldfag LULZ
>car driving down my driveway, ignoring the do not trespass signs>not marked, not turning back>use my recreational mcnuke and vaporize it>rewatch footage and see a LS if my waifu in the back seat>must have been my SantaSince he never technically delivered the gift that counts as me being grinched right?
>>42846152What the fuck are you even waffling on about?I'm just tired of retards ruining the vibe.Seriously, Santa Pone works her ass off for this shit, the least we could do is not ruin the festive spirit.God forbid we have a single thread where anons are actually nice to each other.
>>42846190>wafflingwhy are you a communist?
>>428461901) You can spread cheer and still call someone a faggot, faggot.2) Santa Pone has pass off the baton to Pony Claus, who has been running it for at least a year or two now.3) lern 2 banter
>>42846195>waffling is apparently commie talk>waffles are commieGo fuck yourself
>>42838927Looks awesome.What software did you use to generate the files?
>>42846201aint they blocked 4chud in your turd world cuntry? m8?
>>42846206>calling me a BritbongNow those are fighting words
>>42846197>1) You can spread cheer and still call someone a faggot, faggot.Ehh not really man, unless it's in a jokey manor.>2) Santa Pone has pass off the baton to Pony Claus, who has been running it for at least a year or two now.Oh yea forgot Chuckles is managing it now.3) lern 2 banterYea fair point.The /ss/ is a bit sentimental to me because i don't have any relatives to celibate christmass with so this is all i've got for "festive spirit"
>>42846230are you i sleep now RIP or are you that discord fag
>>42846230There is no way you have been here since 2012 as you claimI am pretty sure that you are either a newfag or a tourist here just for the event
>>42846239What?>>42846240Yes I've been here since 2012/13 (forgot which exact year bout around that mark.But if you don't believe me, *shug* you do you I guess.
>>42846247>le shrug>le u do uholy tourist griftyou will never fuck a pony, bong
>>42846230>i don't have any relatives to celibate christmass withI mean you dont need anyone else to celibate the holidays. It'd be really weird if you actually didnt celibate the holidays with family.
>>42846265hes just being a pitiful offboarder. he has family. everyone has family, you have to fuck up bad to lose that.
>>42846269You should reread the posts until you get the joke
>>42846269M8, please look up the definition of "celibate" and re-read >>42846265's post again.
>>42846247>keeps claiming to be an oldfag>keeps posting like a newfagYou are supposed to make arguments to support your claims, not make them go against you faggot
>>42846275im a buffoon. a fool.
>>42846249Says the shartyposter
>>42846292u mad im drowning in pony pussy
>>42846249M8 take your meds.Think what you want, I genuinely couldn't couldn't care less.Also funny coming from a sharty poster.>>42846265Well you sorta do, you need someone to give gifts to.>>42846269>he has family. everyone has familyI HAD a family.My parents died in a car crash (drunk driver), and I was an only child.Legitimately don't have anyone local to celibate with so I do it here.>>42846279>>keeps posting like a newfagAll I'm doing is asking anons to ruin the christmass spirit.God forbid we have actually have some festivity.
>>42846308WHY WERE YOU DRUNK DRIVING???
>>42846308All I'm doing is asking anons not to ruin the christmass spirit.*fuck.
>>42846308>All I'm doing is asking anons to ruin the christmass spirit.Roger that nigga
>>42846318What i get for not proofreading before I post I guess.
>>42846325>im a le oldfaggaot>doesnt proofread posts>actually types in captcha and clicks submit aeaea
>>42841563Massless Chaps, your gift is shipped!
>>42846327Whatever
>>42846308My celebration is also just on here so I feel your feels, and I agree with you.
>thread reaching bump limit>"marvelous! I bet my santee post something">it's just drama shit
>>42846341I know how you feel, it's fucking depressing.Can't we just have one thread where we actually try to make people happy.
>>42846306Go back /qa/ lost
>>42846333>trips>whatevergiving up the banta innit?>>42846341>creature>>42846346spike>muh happy talkspike
>>42846357Incorrect, in fact. QA WON
>>42846153not only did he not deliver but he also violated the nap by trespassing so double grinched
No idea who it was who ordered these MLP accessories to my house and used the wrong name, but I reckon it's one of you fags. Cardee? Mass Mailer? Who did this?
Thank god this shitshow of a thread is over.
>>42846379we'll bring it back in de next one
SHUT UP AND FUCKING BOW DOWN TO YOUR CORPORATE SPONSOR YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF SHIT. THE NEW 2026 DODGE SUPERCREW WITH HEMI IS HERE TO SPONSOR THIS YEAR'S /MLP/ SECRET SANTA.AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T REPOST THIS IN THE NEW THREAD I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO EVERY ONE OF YOUR HOUSES AND SHOVE A CIGARETTE UP YOUR PEEHOLE. I WON'T HAVE TIME BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU SHITS I HAVE TO GO GET DRUNK AND FUCK MARES.https://files.catbox.moe/s8rqvg.mp3
>>42846399This unironically got me to buy a ram in 2023. i trugg around with my ls in the passenger seat.if only they had them with stick
>>42846403based as fuck
>>42846399d-dad...?
>>42846399About fucking time, it was almost a month late
>>42846422I WAS BUSY FUCKING YOUR WAIFU, BACK OFF.
>>42845902Thoughts and prayers I guess? Anything we can do to help aside from that meme?
>>42846445MY WAIFU IS YOUR MOM! Enjoy that situation Oedipus
>>42846346I feel like I need to do a giveawayPast years had so much more, I guess everything is so shit irl now that none can afford giveaways>what are you giving awayNot a fucking clue, Id have to find something
>>42846457>I feel like I need to do a giveawayIf you've got the dosh for it please do man it'd sure as shit lift the spirit.> I guess everything is so shit irl now that none can afford giveawaysYea it's honestly fucked. I remember doing a giveaway a few years back of a novelty mini horsecock but. The thing weighted at most like 100 grams but I had to spend nearly 60 bucks to ship it to the uk.>Not a fucking clue, Id have to find somethingIf you've got a 3D printer (or have acess to one) you could try giving away a model or something?
Okay, for some reason an energy drink in the morning actually does wonders to my latest apathy, so i was able to complete the last card just in 3 days. And it turned out really cute, someone's lucky.I just need to print and send them now and that would be all of my duties for this /ss/.I'm so happy i'm considering signing to another, but that would need only one drawing gladly.
How many Carders are assigned your name minimum? I got 5 cardees and mailed em all out but have only seen 2 people mention me as their cardee. Did I get offboarded? Are people trying to keep it as secret (santa) as they can?
>got my tracking number from santa>present is from an aussie posterinb4 I become a victim of the Wii U spiders
>>42846567Your carders are your cardees.But keep in mind:Because your cardees are your carders, some people don't see a reason to do call outs - you know who you should be getting cards from.Cards have a higher rate of disappearing in post than packages.Some people wait until Christmas to open their cards.Some people are a little too focused on their santaing and cards are an afterthought.They may not be calling out/opening/posting because they feel guilty they haven't sent out their cards yet and kept putting it off and now it's just too late and would be super awkward.Assignments went out as the full weight of the holiday season hit certain work sectors and some people don't have time to shitpost, let alone construct something meaningful and well thought out like a card call out.Some people are little shits.Don't send out anthrax cards early if you expect to get a card back.
>>42844539Hey Chuckle, apologies for not replying sooner.>swing by on a weekendSure thing! Was meaning to ask if you wanted to meet at one of the parks near you instead, but your place works just as well.>heads upSure, I'll post a reply here when I do. Was there a weekend this month that you'd prefer?
>>42846572>inb4 I become a victim of the Wii U spidersTry to hook up with MRI anon and get the package scanned before opening.
>>42846572>tfw aussie wild life hitches a ride to your home>tfw it's the big boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy3rncs8DsY
Winter Web the Spiderpone IM NOT DEAD YOUR STUFF IS ON THE WAY SOON THE I SENT IT TO YOU
>>42846572The what now
>>42846680
>>42843324Thank you fren
>>42846399but what if i dont like dodge
>>42846604Surprisingly one of my anthrax cardees managed to not only ship a card out, but post a photo of his card before passing away.
>>42846715Then you're an offboarding faggot! The Dodge Supercrew with Hemi has been one the keystone sponsors of Secret Santa since the early days!
Spoiler for Tall Tale, don't look if you don't wanna be spoiled. Only a real faggot would look at the spoiler. Your package will be packed up and sent soon after I find appropriate local delicacies to give you diabetes and aids.
Bunny Bakes?
>>42844626Sent them an email like you suggested. Turns out its not from my santa. While this is great news, I can't help but wonder who could have sent it. Oh well, I'm just gonna pocket the money and forget about it I guess
>>42846787Still fuckin' funny. Also, do the shoes fit?
>>42846753That's one sexy bap.>>42846787Wtf. A cardee perhaps? That's so strange, and honestly hilarious now we know it's not from your Santa.
>>42846690wtf i hate spiders and wasps even more now
>>42846604could have sworn of the two people to mention my name in a callout were not my cardees but that was two threads agoAh well. I'm always spouting off "its not about receiving gifts" so I better put my money where my mouth is if I really believe that.
>>42846746HOLY FUCK DON'T OPEN THIS
>>42846894Jeez anon the poor mare isn't /that/ ugly
New thread>>42846984Freshly baked>>42846984For (You)>>42846984
>>42845902>>42846446Wasn't intending to blogpost that situation here. It's horsemas after all but thank you for the support.
>>42847000fuck you saw the post and helped
>>42846728thats a shame
>>42847010The who and the what now?
>>42847000>>42847109 His grandma has cancer and since he's third world and it takes forever to get actual healthcare. Him and his family are forking out to get immediate care in the private healthcare sector.
>>42840207you're telling me the weight is why it costs $14.50 to ship a 7 ounce soap bar or a 2 ounce spray bottle?
>>42847177common burger L
>>42847185common gollyfag low IQHow could the private sector be his second option in the US, where it's literally the only option thereLong waitlists are a hallmark of government healthcare systems
>>42847244>Long waitlists are a hallmark of government healthcare systems*bad government healthcare systems.
>>42847244I took it to mean insurance was dragging their feet as always and they had no choice but to pay up front, which happens all too often here in the US.>have to wait 3 months to see a doctor cause le socialism (terrible)>have to wait 3 months to see a doctor because le insurance (this is okay for some reason)
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>>42837338Only 22 days till Christmas! It's going... busy. Glad you're excited too!Google should've emailed you your responses when you submitted the signup form. Maybe double-check with Pony Claus?
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>>42847508dude, thread hit bump limit and is 10(0)>>42846984
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>>42847513>!!Ajpretty good, but not good enough##jhNy42HH
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>>42847511ya, I saw after posting but had to wait a while before making another postalso what the fuck are you doing with these tripcodes
>>42847528>>also what the fuck are you doing with these tripcodesI'm rolling for something good to later use during shitpostinggetting a secure trip with something like !!Dashie would be pretty cool, right?
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>>42847531u wot m8just use a brute forcer program
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>>42847533>just use a brute forcer programthey can only do insecure trips>>42847534>PayZlel ##NstrEv42
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>>42847538>!!g5disgusting
>>42847536Oh, never knew those rely on a server-side secret. Shows what I know, I don't use tripcodes!
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>>42847541>Shows what I know, I don't use tripcodes!good 4u
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>>42847546>jar ##ng4Jbn2u
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>>42847556>GEG FR ##jerhj4w2I have no idea why my random keyboard smashes always result in 42. Perhaps it is The Answer
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>>42847587>88 ##UHhHk321
>>42847588this one looks good also ##JMhn32as
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>>42847603>PS1 ##jojkbjbk
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Should this even count for the bingo?
>>42847611>aj again ##IOHG4hn2
>>42847616>forgot to change tripanyway this shit is pic rel
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>>42847621>887CLOSE ##tdyhAgbu
>>42847612Well, thread hit 500 before the dude started testing tripcodes.
>>42847624yeah I don't to shit in active threads
>>42847625*want to shitfuck me I'm never getting anything good
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>>42847633>G.I. 88 ##NMnm3ujf
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>>42847638>vOOV ##km423m21
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>>42847649>5b2MMQOi9Uz
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>>42847656>!!oWOnot a furfag so ##koj2ik3n
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>>42847664> !!PIE ##KJGn42c
>>42847666>666I should stop for now
>>42847668>for now
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>>42847776also let's see >>42847777
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>>42847794>/d/ ##451ghujf
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>>42847807>!!eA+oy vey that trip is a DLC
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>>42847812>!!BEGONsaved, gonna continue rolling until thread finally gets archived
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