Kultur edition.Old >>122535017
you can't use your severe autism as an excuse to flood the board
>>122540858why not?
>>122540878i don't know. maybe people enjoy seeing meltdowns more than discussing metal.
still not going to listen to it. i'll never listen to it
>>122540911You're not missing much... It's forgetable slop
hector will kill this general completely if he keeps this up
>>122540930Keep what up?
HEIL KAEVUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJtpzD92HiQ
Immolation - Here in After
>>122540930That’s his goal
>>122540982why would he kill the only thing he has left?
>>122540963more like immole - here in asshole lole
>>122540989he's bored
>barely post or check anything in months because this shithole of a general has turned into garbage>completely leave for a few weeks>check upon it>it's still this bot spamming this trashgood riddance, at least you faggots make me leave for good
Artist: BLASTanic BlastmasterAlbum: Rudi Carellian Satanist BlastpostSong: My Dreams of B>My dream of your Blastings>Fills me with joy>For it is also my fate>To end this post of blasts in tragedy...>... or supremacy
>>122540989So he can get something else
>>122541012There's always that one guy pretending he left and just came back only to leave again...See you tomorrow, bitch.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122541030>obsessed shut in loser is incapable of believing not everyone is as pathetic as himjej, many such cases
Justin Horval about the Early Thall Scene gathering in Ohio(direct quotation):>Bringing back the Dawg's Crocodile Pit for public executions, be cleaning up society in no time
>>122541058>trying to gaslight this hardThey used to put more effort into shitposting
>>122540835https://vocaroo.com/1ggipkNVWoX2
Why doesn't bass sound like this in metal? Make some effort you pieces of shit. This makes the music sound infinitely better. Makes me fucking seethe.WHY IS IT ALWAYS PUNK THAT HAS GREAT BASS SOUND?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn6Z6McTAvQ
>>122541102yeah and they used to put more effort into raising a child
Solitude Aeturnus
>>122541127https://vocaroo.com/1bXxoMldSQEo
>>122541145holy kek BTFO
>>122541145Blackmetalsisters.....
never opened a vocaroo and never will
>>122541146mid at best, that nigga has fucking awful singinswhen he was in candlemass he sounded great but in that band he sounds like absolute shit (over mid riffs)
>>122541182this but the exact opposite
>>122541145Still here?
>>122541030Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
your opinions are all over the place. make up your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoqYC8cH7O4>Genres: Progressive Metal, Avant-Garde MetalAmbient, Technical Thrash Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal
>>122541189"No!"
>>122541177With this post you just proved you did
I only ever opened up Bongman vocaroos
>>122541038Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
cringe
>>122541086croxecutions at dawn, milord
>>122541224Peak /metal/.
>>122541038>>122541225what's your point?
At the Gates
>>122541019
satan
>loser gets BTFO>immediately seeks cover like a scared dogjust as God intended, good
>>122540725>Combining Dark AmbientYou mean like Jute Gyte, DsO, Gorguts, and Ehnahre do? I have to laugh as everything you pretend to be for is being done by music you are filtered by.In fact even among the norsecore garbage, you know who uses a ton of dark ambient? Antaeus, yet not a word on them from you. Obviously too extreme despite falling perfectly in line with what you say, another contradiction. Even more strange is that dark ambient itself is drawn from "modernist jewish slop", EAI, sonorist, and atonal composers are the first people to make anything that might sound like that genre. Pendereki, Ligeti, Stockhausen, these are the building blocks of that - certainly no Bach, Mozart, or Brahms to be found there. I mean really the entire "jewishish moderist slop" makes no sense when you realize composers like Stravinsky were actually.... Antisemitic, or are we to call Olivier Messiaen (another anti-Semite) jewish because he wasn't writing soccer mother melodies for the masses? You can only laugh at the blatant ignorance of polcucks.
Obituary - Slowly We Rot
what are you implying?
i know the volshebnik guy is here
classics have been discussed to death. talk about new releases.
>>122541350Like?
>>122541350AOTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6utXIbLnM
>>122541138metalfag bassists tend to play on hideous goiter abominations that look like a 2 year old scribbled the design, with 10 knobs on them (none of which make it actually sound good). And then their bands cuck them out of the mix anyway by turning the bass volume down to 1. punkfags have always just stuck to Fender P and J basses, which have the best sound. I don't even listen to punk but this is a mean bass tone:https://youtu.be/2Qs2UhNpW8c?si=ELRvPr6tv-aGjBzs&t=96
>>122541350they are all mediocre afyes even new ulcerate it's 3/5 at best
>>122541368>>122541138Yet metal has the best bass?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0
>>122541368>I don't even listen to punkNobody does
metal should stop being made at this point
>>122541396Correct.
https://voca.ro/16q9ODdOkUnU
>>122541403Incorrect.
deathrash reigns supreme
in gay clubs
A band starts out fresh full of ideas and then it slowly declines over time.
>>122541453Any other secret, esoteric wisdom you would like to share with us, o' mighty sage?
Hector got blown the fuck out here >>122540663 and he is trying his best to sweep it under the rug
you are all gay
https://youtu.be/nq1DMQO3vYY?si=UA2UFbZMuR_f60HH
>>122541464If your ball is too big for your mouth it's not yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf7y0cXwR08
>everything you pretend to be for is being done by music you are filtered by.Just gonna leave this here as the supreme record among ANY ambient fused black metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-8mh3SLvtcNothing else is worth responding to in your post, not even worthy of a (You).Enjoy the good Ambient Metal - whoever likes music ITT
>>122541480then whose is it?
>>122541350JUDAS PRIEST - TURBOFINNA SEE THEM SOONLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122541395I don't really care for fretless bass in metal. Yes it's nice you can intonate perfectly, but the heavier transient information on a fretted bass makes a nice compliment to distorted guitar, which is naturally very flat/compressed. For very technical stuff, sure I can see why fretless offers better clarity. That said, finger style still absolutely mogs pickfaggotry.
>>122541480damn...
>>122541464Let me think about that, my good man.
Daily reminder that the bass on ITP sounds like a fart.
>>122541469He is not worth my time yet sometimes I'm giving in to his clownery. The sisterposter's method is more effective&more autistic.
samefag?
in which other genres do people play fretless bass? is there fretless funk?
>>122541506They tried to correct for the bass being too low on Human and way fucking overshot it. When you listen to the isolated bass/drum tracks, it makes perfect sense why they turned Steve down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMxmgTzmIIgIt's kind of cool on its own, but it would have compromised how tight the guitars and drums sound.
>>122541523No.
let's keep talking about bathory
>>122541529Jazz fusion, prog, anything with Tony Levin
Jean Marc Tristani
>>122541511>>122541469All you wrote is a list of buzzwords; I didn't reply just like I don't reply to sister spammer because there is no substance to the post, its just a fight to reply last with bot responses, in other words a total waste of my time. A actual dodge is you intentionally not replying to this >>122541293 because writing another host of buzzwords a second time and getting no response would be too embarrassing I assume.
https://youtu.be/N45CHxGQP2o?si=EDFtxUCe8COx77Nk
>>122541542I'm gonna be "that guy" and say that Levin's chapman stick work is fucking based
>>122541545Correct.
>>122541493I would argue that the distinctive timbre of fretless does a much better job of giving it a role compared to distorted guitar and that its far superior to the traditional fretted bass, which is why its become a staple in tech death.
first for brutal dm
>>122541350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9MghnDyyjMaoty
imma finna be the fretless rick jamesthere will literally always be some bitch deepthroating my dick on rollerskates wherever I gono, I won't be pushing her, she will push herself backwards with her hands like a good slutdid I just solve life?
>>122541577Not metal.
>>122541574based
>>122541545>A actual dodge isYou not responding to my post where I adressed the fact that Witchcraft has as much guitar as Soulblight&Witchcraft has better and more synth than Soulblight as well and these two do not contradict each other, as you previously claimed.>its just a fight to reply last with bot responsesExactly. And it's why this is going to be my last for now. Can't keep on arguing with low IQ subhuman on this wonderful night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6nqfPWxWCg
>>122541565Yeah I suppose where bass is taking on a more prominent melodic role, it makes sense to use fretless. For the more 'traditional' niche of bass as a kind of unifier of melody and percussion, I like the more noisy, metallic sound of fretted. It also adds another layer of rhythmic interest to the band, e.g. the string rattle following shortly after the initial note attack, which may or may not be desirable in every case.
punk reigns supreme
>>122541584retarded incel
could I steal metal riffs for a melodic hardcore band? would it work? like, unironicallyI want to steal every razor riff for my melohardcore band
>>122541603>I addressed the fact that Witchcraft has as much guitar as SoulblightA delusional claim, and ignoring that there was much more going on in that post besides the single post.>Gross FugeAh yes, posting one of the precursors to the very "jewish moderist slop" you hate, I assume you only post it because you feel Beethoven will give you authority, yet in this case he has only served you a fitting self-embarrassment. Maybe after copying sister spammer's posting style you also thought to copy his taste, why bother being yourself when its just a second rate version of a glorified bot hahaha.>>122541630>as a kind of unifier of melody and percussionIn that case you can hardly complain about bands turning down the bass, a downplayed role playing sloppy seconds doesn't have a real justification for taking up room in a mix, room that is already lacking from distorted downtuned guitars.
>>122541708...because when I saw them live it was like a nonstop catchy riff exhibition, it was absolutely insanethought they played for like 40 minutesturned out they played for 70 fucking minutesholy fucking shit man, that band is truly out of this world
>>122541712Bass naturally has a lower fundamental than guitar (unless you tune down a whole octave I guess), and has more useful information below 100 hz. Try putting a mix together with no bass at all, you'll struggle to achieve a full low end. For laughs, I might try putting together a mix of DsO if it had no bass guitar.
>>122541784It's also true that whiter, the better. There's a reason why Spaniards and Brazilians do not have anything even slightly remarkable, where as Norway and Sweden are full of great records. And the GOAT itself, Witchcraft.
no one's gonna listen to that album. give up.
We all(humans ITT) did already.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYQIdXA5oo
Okay here it is, DsO extra tinny edition:https://vocaroo.com/1cOP5uyiIb0g>inb4 "it sounds better"
>>122541784how is this allowed to be posted?
>>122541820keep telling yourself that
>>122541884Keep seething kek
>>122541905>>122541906degenerates. listen to real metal.
>>122541838Wasn't part of that spergout until now but I think it's better, now turn down everything from 100-40000hz too and it will be close to the best version of a DSO song I ever listened to.
all you talk about is deathspell omega
Where is Bongman?
>>122541933Okay I'll make a bounce that only keeps below 40 hz so you can piss off your neighbors too
>>122541933Quality post.
Fuck Varg. Praise Luc Lemay instead.
If DSO wanted to be avant-Garde, they should've made songs that do not go above 10 hz. Imagine the ebil, the heaviness!What a shitty epic fail are DSO.We should tell thr Jute Gyte guy to do this as well, it will significantly improve all dissoshit.
who here judas priest?
>>122542003gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ksksu9JDkgSWORN TO AVENGECONDEMNED TO HELL
>>122541974busy getting fucked in the ass
>>122542001Based. Only pachyderms deserve to appreciate true metal.
>be 70+>wear skinny jeans>have a cool as fuck cane>riffmog every single fucking other bandPRIEST REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YqZuo1WKk4
am i too low iq to understand DsO?
This album is the tits
Gorguts - Obscura
>>122541773Well its not like metal has NO bass either, besides maybe some autistic low fi black metal cringecore. I just think if you want it to be prominent then fretless is best and metal has the best fretless, if you want it to play a support role then that is already what is taking play in metal, especially because of how guitarists tune in metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
Napalm Death
>>122542088>Napalm Death is fucking gay
low quality bait
>forcing yourself to listen to metal to impress othersdo people really?
>>122542088Gaypalm Gayth
>>122541086why are you so triggered by that microgenre of like 10 bands? I see you post about it every thread now
>>122542111impress people in real life? not since the 90s. impress other nerds on the internet? yeah people really. only reason last.fm is still around
>she raises up the hammer>STRIKES ME TO THE GROUND!Kino.
>>122542111I pretended to like Mayhem to fuck a crazy self-harming goth chick once, except I was too drunk and I didnt fuck her because I couldnt get it upfuck mayhem
>tfw listening to the same three raw black metal demos on repeat and never bothering to keep up with new releases
>>122541838You know what, it honestly barely changes anything, non-fretless bass is a fucking meme.
>>122542500and this is your 'stereo'
>>122542526And this is yours
You know I didn't think the best blasting poster was even sentient and was instead some form of ai designed to reply to baldcucking tourist OSDM or grindrcore, but last thread he linked to my Misþyrming post. Do you guys think the ai simply had an error and thought it was a Cannibal Corpse album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bukkcXYUIm4>>122542054Most likely, yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDTgj_69JKA
have a nice night guys
>power metal bad because...too much facemelting riffage!
>>122542543lol not bad, bairn. Really I autistically cycle through a few sets of headphones and monitors. No one setup is the best for every genre.
>>122542567fuck off back to /classical/, hector.
>>122542572>power metal>riffageIts literally just gallops and chugshit over and over again while someone plays disney music overtop as their leads. Now THIS is riffage:https://youtu.be/3qAoUzT-VyM?t=8
>>122542579>No one setup is the best for every genre.False, there is good sound (harman curve), and the rest is worthless garbage. .
>>122541145fucking kek
We have discussed the best DsO tracks, but what about the worst tracks post-Inquisitors?1. Our Life Is Your Death2. Malign Paradigm 3. You Cannot Even Find the Ruins…3. Neither Meaning nor Justice4. Fiery Serpents5. Drink the Devil's Blood6. Neither Meaning nor Justice7. 15239. Blessed Are The Dead Whiche Dye in the Lorde10. Eadem, sed aliterThis is my temporary list untill I think of a better ranking.
>>122541250There isn't one. It's a mental disorder.
>>122542066Terrible, Gorguts only became good with Colored Sands.
>>122542784Couldn't this very picture be applied to yourself at this point?
>>122542795That retard stops posting it, I do the same. Simple as.
>>122542826>I will stop hitting myself once someone else does the sameTotally coherent post from someone certainly intelligent.
Found the repost-tard
Anyways, 2024 meal.
>>122542855not a single good album, bravo
>>122542872>t. hasn't listened to a single new album since 1994
>>122542046>tfw was otherwise engaged when Priest had a gig here 3 weeks agoFuck this gay Earth, seen them once but that was when Halford had voice problems
>>122542855That Xenoch is from 2023 thoughever
>>122542936They didn't even tell anyone it was out until 2024 despite having it up on bandcamp on the 15th of december. So I count it as a 2024 release.
>>122542826>That retard stops posting itShe can't
>>122543097Why are you replying to yourself, Iass?
>>122543101>t. Will never ever get it
>>122543122Its true, I will never get how you come here to cry about NSBM and reply to yourself about it everyday.
>>122543127>t. Talks about doing something repeatedly Really? Lmfao
>>122543134Lass, I'm not even your arch enemy, you sad estrogenized numale.
>>122543146Right lol
>>122543148This poor Iass has no idea who shes speaking with.
furyo brothershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR_Q-V1ItuA
>>122543186>watch miga puppet vs senile puppetI sincerely hope no one is.
>>122543186I watched a couple minutes and both were making horrible points. They both seem like fragile, old men, which they are. Totally unfit for office. Anyways, I'm blasting Kreator.
>>122542066On MA you might notice that all the old reviews are positive and all the newer ones are negative.Really makes you think
>>122542066Fucking terrible album
>>122543550>the album strikes the listener with the most nauseating, most vile piece of music you can imagine in your worst nightmares also known as "Clouded"Kek, its the best track on Obscura for a reason, pure baldcuck filtration at its finest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGQWbrpsnc
>>122543595You're as bald as they come, I bet. Meanwhile I've got a full, yet mature, head of hair.
>>122543247what are you mean miga
>>122543595Except the old reviews being positive and the new being negative implies the exact opposite the absolute fucking retard
>>122543566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneRbPrCsZE
>>122543628I've posted my hair though Iass, meanwhile here is the average "full, yet mature, head of hair"
>>122543654Me on the left
>>122543641Old reviews being positive were back when they were young and had hair. Its obvious.
This general is actually so much better when Hector isn't here
This general is actually so much worse when Hector isn't here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y38B9IyW0EABased or cringe
>>122543695>Luc lemayBased>Morbid AngelPure cringeVerdict: Bringe verging on cringe.
>>122543706See i was kind of thinking the opposite. I like him but he's toeing the cringe line pretty hard here.
>>122543716True, Morbid Angel sucks so bad we must admit this was cringe. He ought to do a DsO cover instead.
>"Obscura" owes a lot to bands like these and my 20 year old self would have loved it.>My 40 year old self is less impressed. "Obscura" just sounds grating and unpleasant to these ears.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I COULDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT UP IF I TRIED TOhttps://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Obscura/3009/OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DON'T HAVE A SUITIBLE REACTION IMAGE FOR THIASDNALDNLASJDASNL
I AM DYING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>MASTERPIECE?>I THINK NOT I'M AFRAID>YOU ALL MAY ENJOY THIS ALBUM>BUT I AM JUST NOT ENJOYING ITToo many of those reviews are pretty much this
>>122543757
>>122542757Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxBDs6jQ5T4>rattlehead>kick the chair>skin o' my teeth>mechanixmegadeth is back baby
HEIL J-DAWG
>>122543186I missed the beginning. Biden looks and sounds feeble, decrepit, and senile.
My face hurts and my stomach is in pain, unintentional comedy is truly the only form of comedy I enjoy. You can make a hundred jokes making fun of old retarded rejects crying about dissonance, but its only when one fully admits he only does so because of age that it really blossoms into peak hilarity.
>>122543840and what does miga mean?
AUSCHWITZ THE MEANING OF PAIN THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
>>122543881Yes.
CLEARWINDOWPANE
Guys what should I have for my midnight snack
>>122543914Cheese and crackers.
>>122543914fish
>>122543914Don't eat near bedtime idiot, but if you must then I suggest frozen fruit as it is easy on digestion yet still filling, low calories, and contain plenty of healthy compounds. Of the fruits in the world I suggest berries such as strawberries, blueberries, etc.
>>122543949What if I don’t have a bedtime. I take catnaps throughout the day. Also i chose strawberry milk , is that appropriate
>>122543977>What if I don’t have a bedtimeHumans are built to have a consistent 24 clock, so I expect you to be in bad health. That being said I did always wish I could try to do the "Uberman" sleep schedule, the trick being that you instantly enter REM sleep within 15 minutes and you have these ultra short naps every 2 hours. One of the hardest things to pull off ever though, and there are only self reports on people who have managed to get it going, usually even though who do get on it quit within a few years. >strawberry milkMongrel drink, Dairy is already linked to shorter lifespan and chronic disease, let alone the corn syrup candied version you are drinking.
>>122544040damn youre an oldFAG if you remember uberman
reminder that the kaevum logo is a dick and balls going into a pussy
>>122543949>Don't eat near bedtime idiotPseuds lmao
THIS THREAD IS GAY
Well I officially found the best chorus of 2024 https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=jyy34EleDkMlsseh&t=306&v=UxPouOvKmZQ&feature=youtu.be
>>122544431Disney slop
>>122544443Yeah it’s fucking amazing.
>>122544431looks like power metal so don't click
>>122535235American BM predates second wave Euro BM anyways
>>122544476Put some deodorant on.
>>122544040>Humans are built to have a consistent 24 clockthis feels like a lie people tell themselves to meet societal standards, most mammals have periods of rest and activity across the clock cycle. At least the intelligent ones, not to mention seasonal variations in temperate regions having different conditions than equitorial warmth
>>122542046I want to hate it but I cantbased as fuck
>>122544040based nutritionist doomer
Post riffshttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=u19nDhUALMw&si=cMUFmddwhI43gwVP
Do you guys think Mastodon will ever be good again?
>>122545065>again
>>122542046Halford and Bobby Blitz astound me because there's no way they've had classical training so they just stumbled ass backward into absolutely flawless technique that they can somehow still keep up perfectly good as they age past some people's entire lifespansAnd they just started out that way, because they still sound just like they did on their first albums.
>>122545144>they can live lifetimes of booze and drugs and sing great>I have one can of soda and my throat hurts the whole day
>>122545065no, they went the Opeth route and just keep making watered-down unnecessary albums
Yejibros do you own any cassettes and if so, why?
>>122545300I like how the cope is "They're trying something new and not doing the same thing over and over they're moving in a new direction" when every single release since Hunter has sounded exactly the same.
>>122541019Mornin' /meal/>tragedyBurgertime was non-listening-metalfans hours again, huh?
>>122541350New Hate Forest EP is good
Blackgoat is a genius
>>122545454>it's on AmazonImpressive.
>>122542046luve me preest but this music video is lazy as hell
Is the new Akhlys good?
>>122545567I've heard 3 people say it's mediocre.
>>122543695God damn Trey wrote so many great songs, I wonder if I have even one good song in me. Pretty good cover, is there ever gonna be another gorguts album?
>>122545583Oh, Melinoe seemed kinda mediocre too, first one was great though
>>122545590Well I really liked Melinoe so I couldn't tell you, also I haven't downloaded the new one yet. Vinyl's coming soon anyway.
metal seems to attract the most dysfunctional people
>>122545723yeah imagine being so dysfunctional you unironically listen to something like "avantasia", that's all the proof I need
>>122545135?
Luc Lemay
>>122545188That's not good, maybe get screened for esophageal cancer
>>122541350>Post new albums >Reeeee ima call you hectorI gave up on you faggots. I won't spoonfed you shit since you faggots just meme all day long. And no, im not that faggot.
>>122545924People only do that if you post dissoshit or any "omg my IQ is sooo much higher than yours" pseud slop.Or if you just come across as a dickhead.
>>122545567>BRRRRRrrRrrAAAAAaaaapYou tell me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AauNb806oF0
>>122543688This
>>122545924stop giving in to the forced memes and it wouldn't be a problem
>>122545926Not even that, you can post "my iq so high dissoslop" and ppl won't care but if you make a 47 chromosomes long wall of text post stating this is when ppl call you Hecky.
>>122545971What if im not pretentious about dissonant metal? If you don't like it cool, but i do enjoy some of it
>>122545971hector puts too much effort into his posts. all for nothing.
>>122545971>tfw can't have any discussions about DsO anymore as either Hecky jumps in with giga-retarded takes and ruins it, or people assume it's Hecky and shit all over it regardless
>>122546008that's fine
>>122546017I love dso, fuck hecky and all the haters.
>>122546017he won't leave or do anything else
>>122546008Same, it's just a genre that attracts pseuds who decide that any dissoslop, regardless of quality, makes them the smartest person on earth. Just whatever fedora wearers have evolved into in the modern era.
First thing I do when I wake up is listen to I AM THE INTIMIDATOR. Then I have breakfast, smoke of course. After I eat I have my shower where I listen to I AM THE INTIMIDATOR again. As a cleanser, I like to go for a run where I typically listen to a lighter album like Dead as Truth. When I get back it's lunch time and I'll listen to I AM THE INTIMIDATOR while the smoke fills my lungs. While I eat I like to enjoy a nice documentary, specifically one about Dale Earnhardt. Following that extended screen time I like to keep my mind sharp with some reading. So I'll read and interpret the lyrics to I AM THE INTIMIDATOR, of course I have the album playing in the background so I'm 100% focused.By now my day is going pretty good and I usually want to share it with somebody else. So I'll call up some friends to hang out. We like to find solace in the fire together but mostly we listen to I AM THE INTIMIDATOR. After we all listen to the album together in our listening circle we head back to my place for dinner where I cook up a slab of concrete and we eat it like real men. Just for the sake of ambiance, I'll play I AM THE INTIMIDATOR in the background. Dinner conversation tends to be lively as we each share our favorite moments from I AM THE INTIMIDATOR.My friends go home after this, as the fun as to stop somewhere. I'm only human so pardon me if this is graphic but I do enjoy a bit of masturbation before I sleep. I'm not really adventurous, I masturbate to vanilla, lesbian sex and jumpsuits (racing gear is my personal favorite) but mostly just the cover art of I AM THE INTIMIDATOR. Following that I clean myself up and unwind with a bit of music; I AM THE INTIMIDATOR being my favorite. That's when I hop into the shower for a brief and relaxing warmth, I'm pretty clean by now I just want to ease up my muscles. Then it's time for bed. Being something of an audiophile I like to listen to music while I sleep. After I hit play to start up the song 'NO REGRETS' I drift to sleep.
i just listen to the things my mind wants to hear. that's all that matters.
Did someone actually take the time to write all that gay shit or is it just a modified pasta?
>>122546008This here is the problem>>122546017>>122546011Dissoslop is fine, I think most have one or two bands they actually think is okay. It's just that at one point around 10 years or so, there was a lot of very shitty dissoslop flooding the market in tandem with attracting that certain kind of heck'd superfan who soifaced so much about it that they plowed the fields with their jaw when doing their naruto runs.Dissoslop deserves its own Chuck pasta at this point but letting it ruin the few instances one would like would be wrong, too.
>>122546017>NOT THE HECKIN DSO CONVERSATIONS
>>122546072it used to be about dso>https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/118609715/#118612827>paraclitoris licking
>>122546077>there was a lot of very shitty dissoslop flooding the market in tandem with attracting that certain kind of heck'd superfanHappens all the time, Sunbather was the same. Went from something people either liked or didn't care about to either the peak of music or the end of the world with no middle ground.Kultur shills have the same vibes but I assume that's mostly just /pol/ shitposting.
>>122546098I like talking about bands I like, okay
>>122546072how can someone make posts like this every time? way too much time and effort.
>>122546106i think one of them got banned for being racist
more like Baracletus
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719563359850526.webm
Jag Panzer - Ample Destruction
>>122546106Basically everything that gets shilled daily, causes a spergout for as little as "it's okay/mid" and never appears in the blasts - many such cases.
>>122546170oh good heavens
>>122546118
>>122546170why is this the funniest shit to me
i don't see the point in shilling an album
>>122541019new Hail Spirit Noir
>>122546251There's none. Posting it? Sure others might take a look and like it. Doing pro bono PR texts? Nah, that shit will have the opposing effect very fast.See kaevum, for all the shilling it's selling very slowly its physical stock and that's unusual for nsbm that isn't complete dogshit.
>>122546247so what do we do here?
>>122546285You run a distro or something?
>>122546290share your opinion regardless
>>122546285"Shilling" an album once or twice is fine, I am guilty of promoting something I like even if it's just posting it in blastings with "I like it", but it's when it becomes daily or semi-regular it just makes everyone hate it and hate you.I still haven't listened to Obtained Enslavement because my brain is wired to reject any album that's been forced into a meme.
>>122546303Correct.
>>122546303these shills don't deserve attention and will continue to be ignored
>>122546292No but I keep track of several ones to see what's up for grabs, but I limit my buyfaggotry somewhat, so instead buying everything as it releases I wait a few weeks and do one order with 5+ albums. That's why I monitor availability, too. Kinda shit when you have enough to make the order but the 2 main items went out of stock.
>>122546336NTA but I enjoy getting edgy shit on vinyl, but the amount of stuff I enjoy goes out of stock quickly or if it's older it's out of stock immediately. Like with Elitism the debut was in stock because no one cares about it or ordered it, while Requiem was out of stock even on a reissue iirc. Had to stick with CD.
as long as you blast the things you are buying
>>122541364that did NOT sound how the cover looks
>>122546336 What are some examples of ones that went out of stock right away?Also you get raped on shipping charges if you don't order a bunch of shit, so i would just give into buyfaggotry
>>122546375Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. Mostly the somewhat cases of popular stuff disappear fast for edgy shit. It's probably the forbidden fruit bonus + the constant chance it could be scrubbed from the web + generally low pressing numbers. Or smth else but swastika enjoyers are huge buyfags especially with LPs where the runs are limited and further apart since you got to find a presswork that does nazishit and has capacity.
>>122546426>It's probably the forbidden fruit bonusThat's pretty much what does it for me. Doesn't always work out as I'm one of the retards who got the new Arghoslent on physical only to find out the album is very mediocre.
>>122546455>Arghoslent>expecting something other than mediocre riffslop
he fell for the new argho is bad meme. LOL.
>>122546479it sucked dude
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Grand Belial's Key
>lyrical themes: greek mythology
>>122546403Necropole and frens stuff went pretty fast but is currently available because it got further runs. Some of the finpat stuff disappears and reappears often, too currently. And in general reruns of older well known shit are disappearing fast, too. Probably more examples but I'm no swastika core completionist so I don't keep track of everything.
>>122546479I don't think it's strictly bad but it's incredibly underwhelming and their worst by a country mile.
>>122546505Kawir
>>122546505>lyrical themes: Violence, Anti-anime
just go to /b/ and vent your frustration there
>>122546403Black Magick SS sells immediately, Svolder's debut is also gone
>>122542572I don't think I've heard a single power metal part that could be honestly called a riff in my life
don't reply to weeaboos
start a new thread before some idiot shills the same album again
>>122546766>>122546766>>122546766
>>122545360Same for all bands that turn poppy. Somehow you were never a "real fan" if you liked the music they used to do over when they started sounding more like something else that already existed.
>>122546170What's he thinking about?
>>122546303>I am guilty of promoting something I like even if it's just posting it in blastings with "I like it", Lmfao.Just because you feel guilt over something so meaningless doesn't mean rest of us do. If I associated any shame or guilt with 4chan I wouldn't be here at all
>>122540835My retarded ass chart
