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Inherently edition
/vargcore/ subedition

Varg Vikernes about people that have been kicked out of every place they've ever lived for 2000 years (direct quotation):
>Why?

Det Som Engang Varg: >>123243576

FAQ: https://burzum.org/eng/news.shtml
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There is 666 trees in my forest ....

The wind is stopping
The clouds are crying
All my trees dances
The final requiem of eternal sorrow

There is 666 trees in my forest ....
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>shareware version of pro tools MIDI horns
>high pitched orchestral loops played on a Casio keyboard that constantly crackle and pop
>loud, out-of-tune piano chords played on a Tiger electronic piano
>$50 drum machine looping war drums in 3/8 time (greasy chicken bones shaken around in a damp paper bucket for added effects)
>1980s cRPG menu and battle music samples (no royalties paid)
>rough, distorted, unintelligible Elvish and/or Orcish wailing
have you taken the dungeon synth pill yet?
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First for Ad Nauseam
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>>123252831
>First
anon, I...
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Varg is gay and has AIDS.
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>>123252957
Well he listens to The Cure so this checks out
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>>123252964
Ironic given there's no cure to either of those.
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Watched that new 2024 Netflix doc on how Hitler's stupidity lost WWII. Fuckin A he was more of a twink loving fag than previously thought. Jew queer woulda hated Black Metal.
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>Trump jealous of Norway
>"Under my adminsitration, We're going to be as good as Norway!"
Based American that knows his place. Norway forever BTFO America in metal.
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>>123252831
Beloved here.
>>123252957
Correct.
>>123253011
Norway and America are both hated here.
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>>123253037
Based
Cringe
Cringe

Verdict: Cringe.
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>>123253044
Don't you have a welfare cheque to collect, Kristian?
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>>123253048
A poster this low IQ does not likr Ad Nauseam, he only pretends
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>Vargfag thinks dissoshit is high iq
As expected of a pseud.
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had a phone in jail that's a cellphone
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This might be my favorite I, Voidhanger release, there aren't many candidates
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>discover album on your own
>le heckin masterpiece

>retard spams the same album on /metal/
>midtier sloppa
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>>123253082
>strawmans
>passively seethes without replying
kek
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>>123253185
Correct.
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BLAST?
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>>123253236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mLoh8k3keE
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>>123253236
Was diving more into Eikenskaden, including them getting renamed to "The Skaden", and was liking what I heard. Then found the dude threw himself in front of a train nearly a decade ago.
So I'm just checking out more of his projects where I can, but some of his shit seems a bit obscure and is on dead labels etc.
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>>123253275
From the thumbnail with that logo for whatever reason I thought that was some alt cover for the fifth dominion demo, and didn't expect to see anyone post that ever.
Not sure how I made that mistake though, pretty different.
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Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
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My black metal masterpiece The Last Night Of Svarog is to be composed using a broken behringer starter guitar, a 100 pound amp, a cooking pot and spoon and sticky keys- recorded through a dictaphone. I’m a little worried this will sound too ‘pristine’though too sleek and commercialized for Black Metal-maybe I should drop the amp out a window first?
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>>123253320
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
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garbage off topic spam general
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What does 1Bpm metal sound like?
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>>123254280
sadly as long as the norsecuck continues to remain unemployed and remain mooching off his country's wealth fund, the threads will continue
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>>123254482
YOU ARE BEWITCHED!
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>>123254463
Bongripper but slower
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>>123253082
Where and when did he say that?
I'm surprised that Varg would like that pretentious shit music.
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“Please come to Brazil” over and over again. Ask yourself, why?

https://youtu.be/0Sl5-Cl6LOo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPO1AOn-xoM

just posting a song I like
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my favorite bands are Moonsorrow, Insect Warfare, and Helloween
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Iannis Xenakis _ "Jonchaies" for 109 musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryiu2MYmmBY
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>>123254599
noooo you can't just bewitch me.
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>>123255277
>Smellopeen
Hated here. This is a Blind Guardian general.
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I miss them so much bros
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>>123255421
chuds get what they deserve
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we have dudeweed metal, beer metal, and speed metal, but where is the coffee metal?
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>>123255719
weed and alcohol are fun and related to party, coffee is boring and related to getting ready to wageslave
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>>123255433
only 1 of them is a chud. They could’ve just replaced him
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seems like an excellent day for Stratovarius!
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>>123255833
That chud happens to be the bandleader and founder of Iced Earth. Don't even know if it would be possible to replace him unless he willingly stepped down.
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>>123255421
Thanks for reminding me, gonna have a cheeky wank to this cover today
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>>123255719
Starbucks metal?
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>>123255421
I stopped listening after Dark Saga, what am I missing powerbros?
>>123255433
The average orange Jeb supporter isn't a chud if you ask me.
>>123255816
I will drink coffee in the morning whether rich or poor, NEET or wagie.
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this is heavier than any metal tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dp3katNMCU
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>>123255969
all of their albums are good they just never achieve greatness again after the 90s. Still worth listening to tho. Avoid the Jon solo albums they are awful
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https://youtu.be/NG8AlDVeLlE?si=cYeXQNYXBKZHI_dF&t=31
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>DSO isn't AI genera-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33dI8jsDv7k
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Megadeth won
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>>123256194
...the opener slot for Five Finger Death Punch.
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Serious question, any DSBM that sounds like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoOtFrr7zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZogL-L7_-k
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>>123256285
>Any DSBM that sounds like shit?
Yes, plenty
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>>123256194
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>progressive doom
>doom-influenced prog
>psychedelic/melodic doom
Are there more albums experimenting with doom metal beyond the usual well-known doom subgenres?
>>123256023
kek
The Bleeding doesn't get enough love. I don't hear those raspy screams too often in DM.
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>>123256285
I like Lowercase but you're basically asking for emo that's a bit more aggro which just takes you into skramz or aggressive blackgaze territory.
Or you end up with weird bastardised shit where a primarily BM guy like Deha decides to make a pop punk album.
https://youtu.be/gBdAGAkJXeI?si=DnYr5OWXKFQdaoW7

Otherwise I dunno, probably Kall or some shit.
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>>123256419
Ambient/Stoner shit is usually where you find your experimental arthoes at.
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>>123252973
The part where he pedo pinches the little cheeks of the Hitler Youth was the best clip.mdpd8vdh
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>>123256419
Uaral - Sounds of Pain gets tagged as "Doom/Folk" and is very uh... artsy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2b0cencNw
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>>123252831
>Dissokino
Based
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>>123256496
I don't listen to much stonersloppa (Holy Mountain was great, Dopesmoker was good) but it's not what I'm looking for. I mean doom albums that don't sound like anything else. What is ambient doom, if you don't mean drone/post-metal/atmosludge stuff?
>>123256553
Could be good, bookmarked
kek'd at these reviews
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>>123256612
>somebody wasted time on this """meme"""
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>>123256577
Ambient Doom is basically what Varg sounds like on his unfinished products and Sun O))).
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>>123255421
>>123255921

How does Iced Earth mascot differ from Iron Maiden's Eddie?
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>>123256612
MY NAME'S COBY DICK
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>>123252764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGgw9BG9HKw
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>>123256612
fuck you, I lost the try not to laugh challenge.
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>>123256612
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>>123256678
Do we get any more party metal these days?
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>>123256711
Nope, party's over.
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>>123256720
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>>123256577
I just kinda wished it had less doom and more folk, which isn't exactly a glowing review.
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>>123255421
>>123255921
>>123256647


How does Iced Earth mascot differ from Iron Maiden's Eddie?


How does Iced Earth mascot differ from Iron Maiden's Eddie?


How does Iced Earth mascot differ from Iron Maiden's Eddie?
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Winos only good album
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>>123256920
>crying about being born in the le wrong generation
>in 1986
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>>123254280
i thought you guys would like it
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>>123257034
We did, and we do. You are welcome and beloved here.
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sounds pretty fucking based to me!
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>>123256896
How does Gamma Ray's mascot differ from Iron Maiden's Eddie?
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why Muhammad Pedophile of course!
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>>123253236
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>>123257034
Nobody has a problem with your cats
They're talking about different spam, obviously
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>>123256612
limp bizkit?
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>>123253236
I have a soft spot for nu-metal but this is bland
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Stryper is my main influence
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Cats are only good based on their vinyl collection.
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>>123257034
Fuck you and fuck your cat spam, you pathetic cunt.
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Pain of Salvation is good and their singer is a funny kind of pretentious unlike Steven Wilson who's just a little faggot
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This is a toxoplasmosis general
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>>123257358
The Perfect Element and Remedy Lane are two of the most pretentious albums ever created
They're not bad, but at least One Hour by the Concrete Lake doesn't piss me off
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>>123257310
limp bizkit forever
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more like soggy bizkit
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the new wave of American heavy metal only got popular because of Guitar Hero
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>>123257451
we love Avenged Sevenfold here. every other band from that can get fucked tho
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>>123257358
Terrible, terrible taste
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>>123257532
but enough about Burzum NEW fans
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>>123257358
Remedy Lane gave me an aneurysm with how boring it was. Despite barely being over an hour felt like it was 10 hours long.
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>>123253236
I had a dream last night that I bought a long sleeve shirt with this art on it. I kinda want to buy one for real now. Mayhaps it was a sign.
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We love A7X here.
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>>123257637
correct
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CUNTRY
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>>123252764
HEIL VIKERNES
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>>123253236
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_9Yz3AkO8U
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>>123257708
I've learned that "chat" is mined lead-dirt and a chat pile is a hill of dirt which causes lead poisoning. Abhorrent band however.
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>>123257756
not metal
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the dude that used to do the harsh vocals for Atreyu makes Dimmu Borgir music now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJcdZaYWsM
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>>123257772
Good thing this is a nu metal thread
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>mfw I've never even heard -coreshit
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>>123255921
based cover, shit "music"
what a pitiy
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>>123255921
booba
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Been gone for a week, how’s this place holding up?
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>>123255374
We love both Helloween and Blind Guardian here, poser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmBXFbJNmC8
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>>123257950
I've been gone for about a month.
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>>123257950
Thank God you're back, we've been in shambles without you.
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>>123257950
It's shit
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>>123257950
lol
lmao even
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>>123257950
The exact same shit as before, with only one new notable schizo who's probably just an existing schizo with a new schtick.
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>>123256419
>Are there more albums experimenting with doom metal beyond the usual well-known doom subgenres?
P.H.O.B.O.S., industrial doom metal, later also with some exotic influences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7WgS4tqMAU&list=OLAK5uy_n3wPKWc4S5Wu0Og5RijX8iFkIy6jq7fW0&index=4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IbroJtHrQ
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>>123257424
post your favorite
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>>123258144
All of it. I don't actually listen to limp bizkit but I missed out on it in my youth.
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>>123258144
Underrated.
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>>123257332
>Securitron
OK I recant, kino status under review
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>>123258118
Who is the newest schizo?
>>123258133
Could be cool
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>>123258182
i was born after the authentic limp bizkit disappeared with the unquestionable truth but I still got to enjoy their earlier stuff in my childhood
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>>123258200
based
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If this is another A+ album, Satan will unironically become one of the greatest metal bands in history
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>>123258396
based
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>>123258283
>Who is the newest schizo?
Just rants and raves about poeple posting youtube links.
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>>123258396
They've never released a bad album. Have faith, anon.
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is calling a band by its former name (ex. calling Dream Theater “Majesty”) technically deadnaming?
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>>123258544
nah, you're just obsessed with girlcock
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Wimps crying about ABSU playing Hells Heroes, time for a man to come in and referee this nonsense.
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>>123258566
We love girlcock (some say gock) here.
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What's some feminine penis metal
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Knocked Loose - You Won’t Go Before You’re Supposed To
=
metal AOTY 2024
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>>123258578
I've got just the thing bro
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>>123258578
why Vile Creature of course!
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god I love women with cocks
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>>123258578
Jute Gayte
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>>123258580
Correct.
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>>123258580
It's not metal and it's not even that good for what it is.
It's somehow an even more entry-level Frontierer
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>>123258578
that Schammasch EP
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>>123258580
>vocals like a 13 year old just starting puberty
>AOTY
Nope!
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>>123258648
Don't misgenre Knocked Loose, you fucking bigot. It identifies as metal, which means it is metal.
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>>123258648
>>123258662
it got 9/10 from Fantano
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>>123258578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_MI1-x3c30
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>>123257950
We're still waiting with anticipation for Anon's demo.
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tsundere metal
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>>123258708
My apologies, I didn't realize Anthony Fantano, the leading authority on music, rated it that high. I retract my criticisms and am forced to accept You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To as the objective metal AOTY.
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>>123258578
>>123258580
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Been listening to this.

Has one of the guitarists from Inferi on it, pretty enjoyable so far. They're coming around my part of town November so brushing up on their discog.

Supposed to also see Fleshgod and SoI in a couple months, followed by Dying Fetus and Black Dahlia Murder so I'm pretty pumped for that too. Dragging some buddies of mine who aren't into metal but were interested in a show. Figured the Fleshgod one would be better, even if the BDM show would probably be better music. Feel like Shadow of Intent and Fleshgod would bring a younger/nicer crowd.
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>>123258675
>Don't misgenre Knocked Loose, you fucking bigot. It identifies as metal, which means it is metal.
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>>123258992
>Has one of the guitarists from Inferi on it
Listening!

That's a pretty stacked series of shows you got, anon. I'm pretty jealous.
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Kaevums vocalist drinks the piss of a dehydrated pig in order to properly prepare his throat for putting out the worst fucking singing on any metal record you've ever heard in your life.
I listened to kaevum once and became a communist, not because I hate NSBM or because I like communism, but because i'd rather suffer under a tyrannical regime for decades than ever hear another kaevum song with vocals on it.
I really hope the international community does something about this soon, like pitch some money towards singing lessons, or just fucking execute him.
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>>123258708
Well it is pretty obvious hipsterbait for people who haven't heard anything better or only listen to albums twice before moving on
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Is Dark Funeral worth it live?
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>>123259106
Nordmann's vocals are the only good thing on that album, even if they don't fit the album at all and he really does ruin it further.
Unless you mean Nordhauk in which case you still need to get some taste
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>>123259262
>Nordmann's vocals are the only good thing on that album
>even if they don't fit the album at all and he really does ruin it further
What's with the cope?
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>>123259340
Not sure what you're believing I'm coping about.
They're technically good vocals on an album that doesn't suit that vocal style at all. That doesn't make them bad vocals.
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>>123259340
His vocals would be a thousand times better in the context of any kind of black metal other than tremolo spamming norsecore. His "clean" vocals sound straight out of generic folk metal as well.
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is it just me and my retardation or is the drumming on fas and paracletus really fucking groovy? everyone talks about how dissonant dso is but nobody mentions this aspect
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>>123259417
>in the context of any kind of black metal other than tremolo spamming norsecore
They'd still be good on tremolo spamming norsecore, if it wasn't played at grandma tempo like Kultur.
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>>123259274
>Noooo we are totally metal!
Seethe harder core tranny
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>band clearly plays "metal genre A"
>band insists they dont play metal genre A but instead a nonsense made-up metal genre B
The most tiresome of memes
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>>123259488
>NOOO WE PLAY DARK METAL SHUT UP
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>>123253236
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>>123259428
Not just you. The drumming is severely underrated for some reason. Abscission has some of the wackiest drums in all of black metal.
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>>123259488
Metalcore isnt metal faggot. Keep crying about it all you want won't change the fact that your core shit is pure soi. Go start your own general.
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>>123259510
exactly one of the things I was reffering to

>>123259542
exactly not one of the things I was reffering to
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>>123259428
Not sure I agree with you or >>123259541 given I've had multiple discussions about DsO drumming and the guy often gets dropped as one of the best drummers in the genre despite the fact no one's certain who he is outside of theory.
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>>123259542
>Metalcore isn't met--ACK
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>>123259488
example?
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>>123259585
By that logic Rush is also metal.
Is that the hill you want to die on?
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>>123259394
>>123259417
How the FUCK are that glorified thrash metal retards vocals considered good?
This is not a rhetorical question, i genuinely want to know how the fuck anyone considers kultur to be even borderline listenable.
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>>123259542
>Metalcore isnt metal faggot. Keep crying about it all you want won't change the fact that your core shit is pure soi. Go start your own general.
The metal genre was invented when some hippies got stoned and then got scared
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>>123259600
>glorified thrash metal retards vocals
I can't tell if you're trolling or not. Thrash vocals and Nordmann are not remotely similar. Nordmann is basically a slightly less schizo Rainer Landfermann and neither would fit on a thrash band.

They're loud, abrasive, and have a great range going from his mediocre cleans all the way to full REEs in a single note, which I like. The biggest issue he has is he holds the notes for far too long to the point of being silly, but that doesn't stop them being good.
I think you just hate schizo vocals, m8
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Best Blastings more like Basic Bitch Blastings
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>>123259595
Lemmy being autistically adamant in every interview that he never played metal
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i think the biggest metal cope in history is destruction's attempt to exclude their mid-90s albums from their discography, claiming that they're actually "neo-destruction"
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>>123259106
>>123259262
>>123259340
>>123259394
>>123259417
>>123259433
Melanated posts.

No band in the last 2 decades has reached the potential Kaevum did with Kultur. All that remains of "metal" is just braindead riffs stiched together without a coherent thought behind it, you'll never hear a build-up, anticipation like Gold Mit Uns, The Development section of the main motif like Pan, Rich melodies and development of Ledestjernens Undergang, countermelodic lines in the later section of the song.

You're lesser intelligent, filtered, brown and foreskinless retards staring, mouth wide open, at the screen of a once in million records that we're so lucky to be able to hear and experience.
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>>123259682
Who the fuck is reading all that
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>>123259682
mid-tier bait, flawed but acceptable, i r8 5/8
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Im a metal head who wants to learn piano, What are good piano and keyboard songs in metal? I don't mind rock and hard rock as well.
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Bless NordMann and Kaevum for making metal relevant once again. Kultur is the only way forward for black metal, always has been ever since Nattestid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA

>>123259697
>>123259702
Melanated posts.
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>>123259682
Why do you think and talk about dicks so often?
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>>123259721
>Insecurity about [lack of] foreskin shows itself
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>>123259682
>>123259717
Genuinely t.ourist posts.
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>>123259627
The previous guy was better, this new guy sounds like he heard Question by System of a Down and got mind broken by that one scream Serj does.
There are a million better black metal vocalists out there, including people who have both never listened to black metal and have never sung anything in their entire lives, and kaevum went out of their way to find the single worst fucker ever.
>>123259682
Do you like the part of gold mittens when they ruin the intro with that screech?
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>>123259682
HEIL KAEVUM
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>>123259717
vocals sound like a gayer version of the guy from anaal nathrakh but it's not bad at all
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Hey retarded norsefaggot.
Kaevum Kultur has NO reviews on MA. why don't you write all this in a review and post it on there, and shut up about it here.
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>>123259739
>Do you like the part of gold mittens
Yes.
Gold Mit Uns has not a single flaw in it, I like it as much as it is humanly possible. A perfect song in every regard, percussion, vocal, harmony, form, build-up, development, anticipation, climax all beyond flawless!

>>123259732
Thank you melanated power chord sloppa touristess
>>123259762
Thank you MAsister
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>>123253236
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>>123259682
HEIL
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Every day, nord(wo)mann wakes up and thinks to herself
>Today I shall record the worst music known to all creation!
And after a quick dilation, she realizes
>Oh wait, I already make kultur!
And promptly goes back to sleep.
She has not seen the light of day since May 27, 2023.
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>>123259828
Guy on left is making a soi face, kek.
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listening to slayer
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>>123259892
Gayer is mocked and despised here.
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>>123259895
oh no… anyway
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>>123259907
Slayer is praised and respected here.
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Metal.
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>>123259585
>Appeal to authority
Ouchie you sure got me. That stings!!
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>>123259510
>NOOOO it's not "Dark Metal" it's deathened blackened depressive doom metal!!! Only one of these things is arbitrary!
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>>123259982
Yes? Why should anyone give a fuck about what some incel on 4chan defines metal as?
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>>123260023
i respect and value incel lives as much as yours
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>>123259682
Correct.
Worst mistake you can make is to listen to Kaevum as some kind of background music, and I bet that's what most people complaining actually do. They are tik-tok addicts with low attention span and bad memory.
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any modern celtic frost/first wave black metal bands to recommend for me?
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>>123260119
We hate that here.
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>>123259879
Cover and name makes it seem like a shitpost, but its solid.
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>>123260119
>Diaper black
Yuck.
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>>123260091
I put on kultur to listen to in full focus and as a result I am going to make daily posts for the next 3 months about how shit that vocalist really is.
If I had put it on in the background, this might have not been the case.
Natur is alright, but that singer is gone now and all that's left is the putrid wailing of fucking turdmann.
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NU >>123259399
>>123259399
>>123259399
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>>123252821
I took the dungeon synth pill in December of 2013, anon.
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Consider these two:

Eldamar
https://youtu.be/z8SALhgApcg?si=avzGmA3UZf4zyLNs

Caladan Brood
https://youtu.be/KUlvIq-TDGI?si=EpvcpbgD21Ci8or5
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>>123260119
Anything heavy metal or specific has to sound like celtic frost?
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>>123260230
I can't stand Eldamar. The wailing "epic" female vocals are incredibly irritating. Just shut the fuck up already!
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Metal Church - The Dark
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>>123260239
specific like a rip off band.
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>>123260266
crimson relic/divine eve are the closest and best
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>>123260153
>I put on kultur to listen to in full focus
Apparently not.
Come back when you try harder.
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>>123260296
He does tries hard but he's a special needs kid
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>>123260296
No, listen to better music, you fucking bogan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHzG22hVptE
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Uh oh bros....
It's not very good
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Mortuary drape, necromass, abhor, imago mortis
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>>123260354
Best post itt
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Theatre of Tragedy
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Black Metal with Post-Punk riffs
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>>123260362
Sorry, wrong post.
>>123259682
This is the best post in this thread.
Sorry for the confusion.
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>>123260376
look at all of those spooky ghosts
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>>123260377
You need to go to black metal school and become edumacated
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>>123260399
I got an A in Mayhematics though
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>>123259682
Based and trve post
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good black metal doesn't need to rely on gimmicks like being a nazi or a commie
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>>123260422
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>>123260431
GAYhem sucks with or without a gimmick
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not nsbm
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>>123260438
Gojira fan detected
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>>123260452
>Gojira
Beloved and respected here. There's a reason us metalheads chose them to represent us at the Olympics.
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>>123260452
where the fuck did gojira come from in a bm convo
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Mayhem is awesome and Live in Leipzig is the greatest live album ever.
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>>123260479
me when I lie
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>>123260241
I can't stand unsolicited negative opinions. This female type of complaining is incredibly irritating. Just shut the fuck up already!
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>>123260431
wtf
hellhammer is actually based?
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>>123259428
>>123259572
Deafspell Omegay is mathcore, so it makes sense.
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For me, it's Satan is a Lawyer.
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>>123260508
>Nooooooooooo you can't say you dislike something because...you just can't ok!
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Human Serpent
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>>123260565
is that like Human Centipede?
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>>123259428
>>123260559

We hate drums here.
Also riffs, and solos.
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>>123260498
Oy Vey! Where is the diversity?
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>>123260582
nah it's a solid bm band tho. take a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx7YisfFx4w
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>>123260587
That's probably in Nebraska or Iowa or some shit where even immigrants can't be bussed in because no one wants to live where there are no hills.
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>>123259428
Ya I've heard that in the drumming for awhile. DsO's reputation has drawn them a lot of misattributed praise, unfortunately
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>>123260559
Correct.
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listen up chickentits, Cradle of Filth is the most overHATED band on this board. yes, they've released some duds, BUT when they hit their mark, they fucking HIT.

AND here's the absolute kicker:
their 1996 EP, V Empire or Dark Faerytales in Phallustein = absolute fucking masterpiece. the perfect symphonic black metal release. 10/10. okay, rant OVER! back to your nazis and girlcock talk.
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>>123260702
Wait, you were pausing the girlcock talk?
This isn't a gock post?
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>>123260702
Midian is a classic beloved by all.
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>>123260702
I love ALL CoF
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>>123260452
>has never listened to the link
>thinks gojira isn't respected
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>>123260702
>chickentits
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>>123260811
I have listened to every Gojira album, which is unfortunate for me, because that includes Magma and Fortitude.
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Hey, this isn't half-ba--
>title track starts
OH MY GOD
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I am a one man band. New Album seeking comments/feedback
https://kingoracle.hearnow.com
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>>123260887
It's shit, you'll fit right in.
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>>123260702
Once upon a time Cradle of Filth was a deathgrind band.
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>>123260887
Metal?
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i just had an egg sandwich
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>>123261031
based
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>>123261031
Kind of gay to eat just one egg in a sandwich. I eat six eggs a day cooked in butter
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Smashing Pumpkins
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Blink 182 just announced a new album. See you later, /metal/tards.
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>>123260957
Yes it is metal
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gAKLFjiPw

BDM is such a garbage genre. Not even Tougas can salvage this.
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>>123261176
blink-182 is a metal band. brc gotta say that brc installing new money slots. everytime you try say

》' ' no ' '

i install over 999 new money slots. blink-182 jej is most known for playing alga step literally jej how does it make you feel that when someone has schizophrenia they can install money slots and make unlimited money off of (not intelligent) jej literally how funny is it to the brc that you addicted to [ metal band ] pinecone and [metal band] acorn literally it is such funny to the brc
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>>123261240
Filtering!
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i have invented new metal genre of

hywe
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the chosen dubs of godard find light inside of the realm of sleep

why is it that lol metal is such and so much so the most powerful all human just understand this species hive meme
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>>123260587
I see mexicans and women there
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That was TrJd Say That

》\ Modoc Native Americans Didnt Play emo in the 1800s

yes That TrJd Say That and TrJd Start Scenes


emo is a kind of metal if you Try Say

》' ' no ' '


then i install even more money slots
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>>123261341
>Native Americans Didnt Play emo in the 1800s
Correct.
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>>123261358
we are sending you to a cottonwood saw mill literally every That is getting sent to a cottonwood saw mill and getting forced to listen to emo trance
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yes Birmingham, England is talking about trance emocore very metal brc if you think about it
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yes i a native american who has lived in a tp remembers pit rivers playing termite emo even back in the 1700's
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listening Enya
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this is the best melodic black metal album i ever heard
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I bought a Kreator beanie in honor of Bongman
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>>123261813
based
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCG-7iqQDT4
speed metal
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OH AH AH AH AH
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NO MOMMY
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
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>>123260275
When prozak first posted the review for them he jizzed his pants
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luv me some Carpathian Forest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cohYDC-26rU
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>>123261952
My favorite jewish metal.
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>>123261952
ngl this little jewboy be lookin zesty
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have comfy night metalheads
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>>123262536
>Breakin' the law, breakin' the law
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>>123262716
Fuck you, I'm sleeping vertical tonight.
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>>123262536
He deserved it
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>>123262536
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https://nengu.bandcamp.com/track/beautiful-die
https://nengu.bandcamp.com/track/super8
Anyone know metal that sounds like this? Also yes, I know this isn't metal
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>>123262777
what a troublemaker
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>>123262410
metal is inherently zesty
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>>123259828
Oodles of noodles ahh logo
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whambros...
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make a death edition
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>>123262079
>>123262079
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In'el
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>>123262975
>>123262975
>>123262975



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