Slam Slugs From Outta Space edition.Old wigger: >>123400267Thread theme: https://youtu.be/9hb2cHLejtA?si=VL93oHj4svD8sXZA
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123404901Silver Leaves is incrediblethe rest is pretty good
>>123404935Kek this template always makes me laugh. Zoomers have no idea what life in rural areas is like. You can see lush forestry beyond the shopping zone
>>123404935Odd, there isn't any song called that on Slam Slugs From Outta Space. Having a schizo attack, wigger?
SOMEDAY YOU WILL FEEL THE HATEYOU FUCKING WIGGERS
first for jari
>>123404901https://vocaroo.com/1doF0sepHY9H
we cultivated this
blackened grindcore reigns supreme
>>123404901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irEcvz9XEkwSlammin'
Meh I really tried but it just didn't click with me, most disappointing album of the year so far. It really feels like they lost what made them special among other prog metal bands when they tried doing art pop and now when they try to be heavy again it just does not work very well, just compare this to anything from Bilateral, Coal or The Congregation and it's not even close. I'm really not sure where the band goes next.
>>123405103Based
Sum 41 is closer to metal than every core band active atm
>>123404965Filled with feral homeless and crackheads
REALMOTHERFUCKERSFROMTHEBAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPpo88epM7s
DsO doesn’t deserve to be reviewed
>>123405141>Sum 41We cultivate them here
>>123405184based
>>123405184Correct.
Do we still post Friday WEEKS here or is that long dead?
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLhOa5Jm1js
>>123405214Gay
>>123405214not listening to this butt metal
>>123405214I will not listen to Gojira after L'Enfant. Magma taught me that valuable lesson.
>>123405208sure why not
>>123405237This. I'm a tits man.
we hate technical death metal
>>123405286except Ulcerate
>>123405254I liked that The Chasm album, and I actually don't like The Chasm as much as most seem to.
>>123405237>>123405284Based post tit metal
>>123405208i'll bite too
the older I get, the more I prefer rock to metal
>>123405478We know, grandpa. We know.
>>123405478metal is too same-y now. Every band is a clone of either Gorguts, Behemoth, DsO, or Slayer
>>123405478listened to the Stone Roses album this year and was amazed how much better it was than every metal album I’ve heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggK9TR5IxcASPEED METAL FREAKS IN THE NAME OF THE BEAST!
>>123405208
>>123404901American autism mixed with transracialism. Many such cases. Sad!
>>123405546You win the thread, sir.
>>123405546based
>>123405010kino
>wigger slam>Coreshit>Alt metal All faggot poser shit and not metal. Music for tranny faggots
We love music for tranny faggots here
>>123405478This and funk. I was always getting into new subgenres of metal and punk but now I exhausted all the ones I liked.
>>123405465Lots of shit there I like.Not checked out that Fortresse release so I really should.
My jungle love...O E O E O
>>123405526pub rock
>>123405546I used to listen exclusively to underground black metal, but these days it's more like >>123405546
The central riff and vocals on the last half of track 5 combine to create peak metal
>>123405010>>123405586Holy shit, I'm just as impressed by the production value on this thing as I am repulsed by it.
tried to do that fucking spider walk exercise and doesn't matter what pose I try to do my wrist hurts, it feels like it's getting twisted and I can't even properly place my fingerswhat the fuckI have huge ass hands btw
>>123405759Confirmed AOTY
BLASTING
>>123405759amazing album and we definitely need more anti islam black metal
why the FUCK does this thread always die the moment I start posting? fucking FAGGOTS
>>123405944
>>123405944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABl1oCyOQ2k
>>123406199Based boob metal connoisseur
>>123406242
>>123405964Does the lyrical content matter if the music is good sonically? Is this the aoty for the lyrics?
>>123406412it's chudshit, what do you think?
>>123406242ain't we all
>>123406469>it's chudshityes
>>123406412Remove the band name, and absolutely no one would be talking about it.
Varg Vikernes about his new potato farm in France(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody here were so-called "farmers", they were anti-employment, they were pro-crops, we cultivated this
>>123403272How is it remotely good? It suffers from pretty much everything that makes post-BNW Maiden shit.Why can't Maiden fans stand criticism of their favorite geezers?
incantation is mid and immolation is shit tier
metal is the most boring genre
>>123406695>incantation is mid Correct>immolation is shit tierActual low iq tourist take
>>123406695Immolation are one of the best DM bands.
>>123406595Prove it.
>>123406753We love boredom here
>>123404901Post your favorite trilogy lads
Incantation - Scream bloody gore (Death cover)
>>123406768Correct
>>123406768
>>123406785
>>123406680There are no bad Iron Maiden albums. Anything else is your problem.
>>123406804Boring as shit. They managed to make a fucking Death song sleep inducing while trying their hardest to sound great. This is actually praiseworthy.
>>123406845>They managed to make a fucking Death song sleep inducingAccurate to the source material then
>>123406768>pentagram necklacetryhard fags, into the garbage it goes
>>123406785Cobalt, War Metal to Gin
>>123406785The chats - High risk behaviourThe chats - Get fuckedThe chats - (their 3rd, hopefully upcoming album)
why are zoomers so terrible at making metal?
>>123406680Dance of Death was the last Maiden album I bought and remember when it came out in 2003. After that I never felt the need to check up for "New Maiden"
>>123405208>>123405546Based
>>123406942Are you 14 years old
>>123406942King.
>>123406938This is a good album. But I don't know whether it was made by zoomers.
>>123406998>>123406942So do you guys own these albums? Or just open YouTube links of these and then make these images for some obscure reason to show for other anons the YouTube links you click this week?
>>123406999>But I don't know whether it was made by zoomers.It wasn't, Knocked Loose is entirely made up of millennials.
>>123406857epicly memed my kekistani comrade!
>>123406885for me? it's beer, rum and whiskey
>>123406964I'm 23>>123407040I own royal blood, hellbilly Deluxe, steal This Album, and rubberneck. Sometimes I just don't get to use the cd
>>123407040Do you just post inane questions on the internet all day? Or are you actually an autismo?
>>123407066Ah I see, you're more of a Mistress man with "Whiskey Tastes Better".
>>123407077Christ mate get help
>>123407088Am I supposed to be impressed by these album charts when its essentially just some guy's YouTube bookmarks? Why include pictures of them to begin with? Why you care about the artwork or cover art if it's some YouTube link in the background for you?
>>123407077>>123407088Ignore the "NOOO YOU CANT CLICK YOUTUBE LINKS" schizo. He's genuinely retarded.
>>123407091is this some dystopia worship band?
>>123407170It's the project the Anaal Nathrakh members had before AN. It's decent sludgey grind.https://youtu.be/T92NVXKI92w
>>123407146Help with what exactly
Why not make this huge picture consisting of every single metal album available on YouTube and make it it into this huge picture you can show off on the Internet to other anons?
how to get a lot of bitches playing extreme metal:>have some costume but don't overdo it, maybe a mask that covers your face>sing about death, sex and evil>have a cool logo that's also simple and legible>cool, simple name>no clean singing but no growling either, something like Cronos>heavy metal is boomer cringe, death metal is incel cringe and thrash is just shit...stick to speed metal and some heavy but with the aforementioned vocalsand this is exactly why Midnight attracts a lot of women
>>123405160That's a red state so not really.
In my thoughts and in my dreamsThey're always in my mindThese songs of hobbits, dwarves and menAnd elvesCome close your eyesYou can see them, too
>>123407355the reddest red states are the south and there are definitely drug addicts down there. tweakers and homeless people are in every state
>>123407339>extreme metal>speedok grandpa
post the biggest metal myths in history. i'll start>the first two cryptopsy albums are technical
none of you retards even play slam riffs irl
>>123407395If they're not technical then you'll have no problem playing them on guitar, bass and drums right now.
>>123407395People calling Demilich "tech death". Sure, the riffs are a bit weird, unconventional. But there's nothing that warrants "Technical/Avant-garde Death Metal" label on Metal-Archives or Reddit claiming Nespithe is some obscure prog masterpiece when in reality it is just pretty plain and butter death metal and even something like Morbid Angel from that era is miles more "technical".
>>123407379Ive actually lived in a rural state that has towns that look like the pic and don't base my worldview on memes lol. The reality is that town in the meme is rather small and serves as spot for residents from all the surrounding smaller towns to get affordable groceries. The people who shop there likely go home to a large home with lots of land and several vehicles.
>>123407397my wrist hurts when I try to play guitar
>>123407418totally irrelevantme being a great instrument player/being a shit instrument player doesn't change the fact that those two albums are simply brutal dm
>>123407441I almost wonder if the avant tag comes literally just from "frog vocals lmao"
>>123407473maybe you are weak genetically
>>123407441Let me interject for a moment, what you're referring to as "tech death" is actually just technical death metal. "tech death" is gay stuff like cynic and necrophagist
>>123407441shitter cope
>>123407397I do but only in E standard because downtuning a floating bridge is a fucking nightmare.
Did War Metal really both start and peak here?
>>123407506let's hear a slam riff. upload to vocaroo
you'll cowards don't even listen to slam muchless wiggerslam
>>123407486OK Mengele
>>123407537I get done being a wagie in 3 hours bro gotta deliver these pizzas
>>123407397you could teach 5 year old how to do palm-muted powerchords anon
>>123407589damn nigga i didn't know you were chill like that
>>123407600then why are you in a slam thread? it only makes you seem dumber than the 5 year old...
>>123407537https://voca.ro/1nRWPPuHnBL8
>started craving a ciggie just after the shops closedman, fuck thisanyway, someone please buy me a cool ass guitar
>>123407646>anyway, someone please buy me a cool ass guitaronly if you're a cute femboy who sends
>>123407631i didn't even hear anything lmao. fix ur mic
>>123407664If I get good equipment then it isn't slam
>>123405944>>123406656Unfathomably based, grisly aftermath is my top demo of the 3, I still need to grab this vinyl.
>>123407584He was inherently Metal
>>123405944God I love czechschizo-core.
>>123407661I semi-unironically look like this...
>>123407698Absolutely FUCKING not. Metal grew out of the hippy movement. It was always accepting and inclusive. Then you fucking nazis started to infiltrate our genre and claim it was always a racist cesspit. Get the fuck out of here.
>>123407752We hate inclusivity here
INFAMOUSBUTCHERANGEL OF DEATH
>>123405944everyone is blasting Time 2
>>123407040Youtube clickers mad af when this topic comes up kek
>>123407752are you fuckin stupid? take that shit to plebbit. metal is inherently antisocial, misanthropic, and based on pain. if mengele's story is too BRUTAL for you, you should just listen to pop music. take your feelgood vibe shit to a fuckin dead-thread dweeb. fuckin absolute turd-nigger.
>tfw can't play Frantic Disembowelment on guitar after playing guitar for ~7 hoursI think I'll give up. This shit is whack.
Will the new Blood Incantation album be good? It's 2 20+ minute tracks with, I imagine, more Tangerine Dream influence.
>>123405599Correct. Although her albums are always too long.
>>123407818>we wuz kangz in outer space n shit
>>123407818I don’t have high hopes, ever since that one embarrassing interview they did +their recent output I can’t really take them seriously. Cool they’re playing with Steve roach tho
>>123404901Are there any metal songs about being chased or pursued by something?
>>123405208Drunkposting from the train Station
>>123407752You're a zoomer who cannot decide his pronouns. You never owned a genre, fag.
>>123407853They seem like nice guys but the more I learn about them the more I kinda dislike them. They're stereotypical vegan psychonauts. Hidden History is great tho, esp Slave Species of the Gods
>>123407935The demo and starspawn are both great too imo. Just not a fan of their image now , and how their basically every redditors first and only death metal band
>>123407920Mindbroken and mentally dominated
>>123407899Bergtatt by Ulver is about a girl lost in the forest being perused by trolls.
>>123407899tons and tonsJack the ripper and Killers come to mind immediately. It's a common metal trope.
>>123407899Yes
>>123407899DRIVING FAST MAKES ME FEEL GOODSPEED OF LIGHT TRAPPED UNDER MY HOODhttps://youtu.be/ZKcFLvBcHsk?si=fQiFbHhZto34EWZT
>>123408026The fuck is that song really about?Starts with an angry man telling him to pull over (shithead) and show his cock. Then that line about the speed of light trapped under his hood. That's a slang name for foreskin, which Mustaine won't have. Thoughts?
MORRIS DAY AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
>>123407919Couldn't tell you apart from the other kshitter weekly.
>>123407899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdLtD92MGc
Best BM of 2024 thus farHaven't listened to the new Spectral Wound though
>>123408142Not metal.
Any good anti dog metal? :) Hate those things that invade personal space and have stupid owners and slobber all over you. Fuck your dog (not literally of course)
>>123408245Damn, at least your college education was worth it!
What's Kristian upto nowadays? Any good black metal?
>>123408224Nebula Nox used to post that gay shit because the cover is a rip-off of Sisters of Mercy.Where did he go?
>>123408284I don't know, I try to not to follow pathetic board personalities
I follow only one board personality and I want him back dearly.
>>123408288Most of the e-celebs are retards or people with an agenda who think others are stupid. Best way not to follow them.
This was AOTY for black metal, so far.
>>123408288you're literally obsessed with them though
>>123408299Yeah, Bongman. Fun fact: he was the original /metal/ poster.
>>123408354A turbo virgin with shit taste that's just tourist shite is the original /metal/ poster?Checks out.
>>123407818I can't stand retro ambient music anymore. The outdated synth noises sound too silly
EYES OF A STRANGERRRR!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4duZjxusGM
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT THE MIRROR NEVER LIEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123405208i fucking love crust-influenced raw black metalalso kate bush
>>123408459Never limit yourself. You might love it even more in the future. I used to hate nu-metal. Now it's not so bad, depending on the band.
>>123408504How's the new Deceased?
I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVEEE!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3g6tTYoxM
Im live rn boys https://www.youtube.com/live/z5pQSAegYoc?si=IX-8PJmWNcI_9J37
>>123408558really good, i recommend. probably in the top 5 of metal releases this year for me. listen to “fed to mother earth” if you want a feel for the album, it’s the best track imo.
JET CITY WOMANNNNNNN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHapAsmvGEU
im an evil satanic gangsta wigger
>>123408455you're mad jelly tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAI2QOBMlTAOPERATIONNNN MINDCRIMEEEE!!!
>>123408585Noice. Will do.
Queensryche exposing MK Ultra here. Look it up all you zoomers. Very interesting reading:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilNOTmGWqDs
>>123407807>>123407807Metal is for alpha males, not goths faggot. You're a queer who listens to Shitknot.If you don't have muscles, a bulge showing through tight jeans, and long hair, you're not metal.
>>123408761You speak for no one but yourself
>>123408790>You speak for no one but yourself>Metal is inclusive!You're not metal, you'll never be metal. We don't accept you in our scene, you're mallcore.
>>123408761Goth, metal, punk, oi, even some pop if it sings about certain topics are all part of the movement for a based humanity. You seem like a divide and conquer poser. What's your agenda?
>>123408801It just sounds like you are autistic kekGet over yourself faggot
>this thread
>>123408801Correct.
>>123408826>me about to knock out some zoomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzyleT2FqY HYSTERIAAAA!
>>123408462>>123408563>>123408594>>123408685>>123408756It's always great seeing Brother Geoff getting credit. We belong to the same Lodge.
>>123408874Interesting. Do tell more.
>>123408143Yeah that guy is ALMOST as cool as me
I guess I won't get an answer. Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GEdjsQtcQ \\m// WOO!!
Dogs = metal as fuckFreemasonry = epic, metal musician are often part of itSerbia = used diaper tier
>>123408987Did King Diamond teach you nothing?
>>123409036King Diamond isn't my boss. Is he yours?
>>123409038Dumb, dog-like noise
>>123409052Did you not claim to be a fan of his?
>>123409069I am a fan of King Diamond, but what is your point? He doesn't control my opinions.
>>123409084I knew some people who adopted a Serbian child. They threw it in the garbage later when they realized that thing smelled. They later got a poodle instead.
Dogs are based and make autists seethe and panic with fear <3
>>123409102You think what you want.
>>123409117This, dogs are metal as fuck. If you hate dogs you hate Ozzy and King Diamond.
>>123409133Ozzy and King Diamond arn't dogs. Dogs are dogs. Do your own research on them. I'm not gonna spoon feed you. Know that I'm right though.
>>123408818>Get over yourself faggotNah, small egos are for small "men"
>>123409101>what is your point?Why can't you follow this conversation?
>>123409219He is Serbian and has an IQ below 59
>>123409184Kek how insecure are you?
>>123409263Insecure enough to smack you with my dick, Scott Pilgrim/Soijak looking fag
>>123409287KEK you really are autistic lmao
>>123407523No.
>>123409300You don't have long hair or muscles, stay out poser
Rewatching Eva, thinking I should blast Emperor, Rei's favourite.
>>123405478for me, it's 70's prog
>>123409359LMAO>nooooo yov can't be a part of mvh secret klvb
>>123407899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5Ps8igYo
>>123409400Yeah, you can't. So stop trying.
>>123409446>being associated with autistic black metal spergskek
>>123405944This is pretty underrated.
Obtained Enslavement
>>123409508Shamed and ridiculed here.
>>123409508Correct.
WIGGERS RISE UP!
>>123409556https://youtu.be/7jZH3t_mqPc?si=0p6h6DMkLOAhbC2i
>Obtained Enslavement, Taake, we love those here!
Ronnie James Dio was a cool wee dude
I wear corpse paint and play nirvana that is punk rock right /metal/?
>>123409601KVLT
>>123409601>>123409620kys
>>123409556>>123409567Buy an ad and stop shilling your shite band here
>>123409643Get a load o this guy he's not kvlt at all...
>>123409471I'm a metalhead. That means I only listen to metal exclusively, of every genre. And nothing starting with "nu" ending in "core" or having the prefix "wigger" is metal.
>>123409696https://youtu.be/8kyVgJob-bA?si=NcKoDJ0OWF0hX-Ez&t=118black metal 2024
>>123409664Infectious Jelqing and Arseny are beloved here.
>>123409567Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Gorilla_Slam/4_Ways_for_a_Grotesque_Necro-Bestiality/770174
>>123409771You sound autistic more than anything kek
>>123409775Only 1st wave is trve posevr
>>123409857something like that
>>123409867>posevrYou are not kvlt you will never be trve
>>123409921tragic
black metal is boring now
Banger alerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeIxYcG0YdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeIxYcG0YdM
Nirvana was the first trve black metal band
>>123409976not metal
>>123409976Metal.
power metal is to metal what pop punk is to punk
>>123410007your brain is to being retarded what a normal brain is to not being retarded
Why is the type of metal so important? If you like the music then that's good enough, no?
>>123410050You've come to the wrong neighborhood
>>123410061But this is the wigger slam thread and I'm a real wigga.
>Hate Forest is an elitist Black Metal band. Posers, goths, fags, emo kids, fans of cradle of filth, dimmu borgir, children of bodom, grindcore, hardcore, power metal, etc. WILL be denied. Every subhuman buying Hate Forest releases buys a weapon against himself.
>>123410050It's not. We have these autistic little gremlins called black metal elitists. We like to make fun of them here for not being kvlt and obscvre enough
I love this album but hate every other Opeth album. Am I retarded?
>>123410125>I love Blowpeth's worst albumyikes
kek MetalSucks don’t miss
>>123410150I fucked the girls in Escuela Grind
>>123410125Why would you love this when the next 2 are better in every way
>two fat mexicans, one wearing a burzum shirt, the other playing single notes on a casio>black vocalist>two mystery meat lightskin browns, one on guitar, the other doing vocals>sounds like complete dogshitzoomer symphonic black metal/hardcore emoshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZgq6KQGOw&list=LL&index=32
>>123410161>girls who’s gonna tell him
>>123410179then where was dick
>>123410196choppy choppy
>>123410161pics or it didn't happen
>>123410173>Friday night>listening to bad music and complaining about it on 4chanThe life of a black metal "elitist"
His chin has totally disappeared.
Moonspell - Wolfheart
I like Squid Pisser a lot. They opened for Fall of Troy a year ago, they were sick as fuck.
>>123410171idk i just think the lower fi production and higher pitched more BM liked vocals fit them better.
>>123410211Niggas fat and pushing 50
>>123410210You're a mexican
>>123410150metal
Finna heem pasty white elmers glue lookin niggas head first into the concrete floor
>>123410242I bet your dad's proud that you spend every Friday getting mad at mexicans and mystery meat online
This solo still hits.https://youtu.be/Qnie_3sSr_8?t=94
>>123410223>>123382016>>123368962 >>123362409>>123351617 >>123344073>>123339377
>>123410281kek based
>>123410276The autistic black metal guy probably doesn't even have a dad kek if he did then that would not be kvlt but he can sacrifice him then that will be kvlt
>>123410276>>123410296
>>123410296>kvltStop that
>>123410313>not KVLTI'm 2KVLT6666U
DINOSAURS ARE MY BEST FRIENDSTHROUGH THICK AND THIN TO THE VERY END
>>123410086>Rocking the Rhodes Thats a kino guitar
how do i stop capping fr?
>>123410575stop being sus and start being bussin'
WHY DID I PUT A BULLETIN MY HEEEEAAAAADDDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0TRFIhsGsg
>>123406768relative of fantano?
>>123411000t. nu-male
>>123405107Based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5XGQ8JAUS8
>>123407853Getting Steve Roach too open is too try hard for me. They obviously cite him and a lot of ambient artists from the 70s as major influences, so the whole thing getting him to open for a predominantly metal show seems completely contrived.
>>123411020kino
Rap and metal don't mix. Metal is about Eurocentrism and swords and paganism. Rap is about being a groid or a white cuck who wears childish clothing.
>>123411066new
>>123411097bad vibes, lass
>>123410940>>123410940>>123410940Any metal man in
>>123407040I download them illegally and then play the files through my $10 walmart earphones
>>123411263This but soulseek flacs played through cheap bluetooth ear buds
>>123411267Yes that's what I just said.
Someone make a new thread already, every time I make a new one someone beats me to the bunch by seconds so fuck you
>>123411385>>123411385>>123411385
>>123407371This is so fucking comfy, wtf. I remember being a kid when I first heard this song and now it brings me back to those days, also they're such a solid band.10/10 play station memories.
>>123405944Good morning!
