Mega Dave editionOld: >>123404901FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725073998006917.webm
>>123411385sauce on pic
>>123411451newfaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYcg6LWad4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2z5zoQaht4Am I buzzkill for thinking gimmicky pits are gay?Same with dorks playing Magic of the Gathering in the middle of the pit.
>>123411505Damn, that's pretty reddit
B L A S T A N ASTAN
You see, the thing is, even when Mortician becomes mainstream, you still have to like them.That's the true way.
>>123411560
>>123411573>218k spotify listeners Wtf how did they get so popular? Been into them for years and they've always been fairly niche albeit a common first exposure to more extreme metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLzsWa20YIo>>123411505looks goofy but fun
>>123411677I think a lot of people got clued into the fact that Mortician is for appreciators of real underground stuff. If you learn to like Mortician, a whole world opens up. It's equivalent to like, Rocky Horror Picture Show.
>>123411505I'm so glad Enslaved didn't go down the History Channel Vikings route
Do you guys think the flamers have gone away? just stopping back in to see if this is still a good place to chat. hopefully a few bans have been dished out since I was last here
>>123411692That makes sense. Kinda what I was getting at but those are crazy numbers for a band in their lane. Wonder if they hit the algorithm recently. Good for them, though. Hopefully they can capitalize on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58BISk2SNF4USBM reigns supreme.
>>123411711yeah, they went down the big pharma vaccine cuck route instead>stay home, comrad! you all have cushy passive income like us, right?
Immolation - Close to a World Below
>tfw KVLTMetal for this feel?
best death metal vocalist?
>>123411846Amy Lee from Evanescence
>>123411846Karl Sanders
Euronymous was a homosexual, and he was probably gay.
Mercyful Fate - A Corpse Without Soul
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris
>>123411913Elvenfrot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScxQYwn59g>slem time motherfuckers>old skewl slam
>>123411813https://youtu.be/m4_CjgpVDSE?si=vyuGNplT57hDbN27
Just a friendly reminder that we love nu-/metal/ herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJjaRBRcva4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqAlFm6LDjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDdGrlylcEU
wiggerslam
Disturbed is my favorite jewish metal band.
You can keep your wiggerslam, I prefer wiggercorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n-XnSoAneU
>>123411989bizkit was supposed to play counterfeit at the concert i went to and they didnt. totally sucked
>>123411998Anthrax is better because it's thrash and not nu metal slop
>>123412045Are you a bad enough dude to admit Anthrax in Chains is their best era?
i met tom araya from slayer at my local grocery store the other day
>>123412066did he try to steal Baby Ruths?
>>123412066I met myself in the mirror this morning.
>>123412066I saw Tom Araya at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Baby Ruths in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>123412077LMFAOO no no he didnt
Oh yeah, that's metal
>>123412066i have his signature but its pretty illegible
You faggots out there with your girlfriends or something?Too good for /metal/ on a Friday night?Faggot ass posers.
>>123412360I will never get a gothicc gf
Is Ethel Cain metal?
>>123411560Taking a break from the wiggerslam to listen to sum nu-Candlemass.
>>123412408gayest man I've ever sene
Metal for this feel?
>>123412360I'm sitting in the car whilst my mom shops at SuperStore lmao>>123412457Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn.
>>123412457Deftones
>>123412457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>Friday night>thred ded:(
Thoughts on Time II?
>>123411573we love the tish here brah brah
>>123412558It's friday night? I hadn't noticed.
>>123412577Based neet
>>123411803Correct.
for me? its teenage slamming wigga turtles by VAMPIRECUNThttps://youtu.be/JmEyY2rckzk?si=SfC2O-5p1-A26zzW
>>123412607good wiggerslam right here
>>123412607>Forbidden or Privateillegal slams confirmed
>>123412360I will see your skelly drinking wine and raise you the Death - Scream Bloody Gore album art.
>>123412607very basedhowever for me its upper triasic slamcataclysmhttps://youtu.be/Ou2wwdlIa6M?si=ZZS0x2oTKu-_pL5Q
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>123411560WHAT YOU CALL DEMOCRACYIS WHAT I CALL A LIE, LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123412885you are jewish
>>123412893Correct.
>>123412885Correct.
>>123412844According to numerous studies, listening to this for just 10 minutes per day for 1 week can boost your T-levels by 72%.
>>123412982
how to identify a failed musician. person says something like>there is no feel in this >less is more
>>123412982Correct.
>>123413013How to identify a tasteless wank.Person says something like>music needs lots of notes and changes for it to be good>more guitar solos
>>123413062failed musician detected. so what was the barrier that made you give up? was it time signatures? maybe you couldn't memorize the major scale
>>123413083>was it time signatures? maybe you couldn't memorize the major scalemaybe the most 14 year old post i've seen in weeks
>>123413083Tasteless wank detected. Is it autism?You can have all the chops in the world, but it's not gonna do you much good if you have no taste. For example, see: virtually all jazz fusion and tech metal.
>>123411677>>123411692tiktok, I'm not even joking
I am once again posting my shitty metal band I record in my bedroom at my moms house. Thank youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYsTOrlbzI
>>123413136>if its not popular it has no tasteyou are such a massive faggot its unreal
Holy shit that was heavy
>>123413249That's not what I said tho.Think of it this way: a painter can have the technical skill of Caravaggio, but his art isn't going to be good if he's painting, say, realistic depictions of scenes from Disney movies.
>>123412607>>123412844Extremely based posts
>>123411421kitty
post slamz
>>123413183nice stuff anon, keep at it
>>123412457FFDP
>>123413285sounds like virtuosity makes you self conscious
As has previously been ITT: Mercyful Fate - A Corpse Without Soul
>>123412055This is the "Only" Anthrax I like.
>>123411505>>123411519>>123411711Le epic stoic incels:)
>>123413361*As has been previously said ITTI'm less than sober.
>>123411784You are the kind of stupid contrarian motherfucker who walks into oncoming traffic just to own da libs
>>123413399Real men wear diapers.
>>123411730>I-I reported everyone whose taste I don't like, is this a safe space for me yet??
>>123413399you are the type of stupid to vote to disarm yourself while also advocating for an open border. Exposing yourself as a leftist shows everyone you are a moron who wont reproduce
The Black Dahlia Murder kind of rule eh
>>123411846Unironically Chris Barnes
>>123413183It's literally just mid hardcore. Awful logo and album cover btw.
most influential metal band?
>>123413498Correct.
>>123413593Napalm Death.
>>123413593non-meme answer: Iron Maiden
>>123413593The Beatles
>>123413453Preach on brother! How many lib owner posts have you post today so far? I'm at around 100! War is exhausting am I right?
>>123413593Slayer, how the fuck is this even a question
kek based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_5vd6cQjBc
>>123413616you know Im right you little faggot, your worldviews contradict each other because you are a fucking idiot
is grindcore metal?
>>123413660nope
>>123413660Yes, obviously.
>>123413660maybe
is metal wiggerslam?
>>123413660Undoubtedly.
>>123413639People this poster looked in the eye (except his mom): 0
Concrete winds
Slayer are the greatest metal band of all places and times
>>123412457gotta mess with them npc's, amirite?
Five Finger Death Punch have a few good songs.
>>123413857I'll go a step further and say their first album is actually pretty good
Five Finger Death Punch is one of the greatest metal bands of all time
Gayball negrosodomy cannot write a song to save his fucking life lol, all of the DECENT arghoslent songs (pre IB) Was writen by the other guitarist and has alot less of the negroid blues elements despite the other guitarist taking the fall for the bluesy melodies in a interview with gayball, Anyway gelal songs go like thisFlashy bluesy heavy metal riff x8- another unrelated flashy riff x4- back into riff #1 x8 - Another random flashy riff Out of nowhere AGAIN - song stops and melody/solo starts up - back to one of the previous riffs returns and the song ends
>>123413869I remember liking American Capitalist as a teenager. Never listened to anything past that though, so my sample size isn't exactly representative of their entire career.
>>123413778Correct.
>>123413938Flashy blues laden riffs and solos are quite literally as metal as it gets
Chuds are so fragile lmao
also im trans.. not sure if that matters
>>123413948https://voca.ro/1mzIXL0kKtbM
Can't wait for Saturday morning, the most active time for /metal/
>>123414079Shut the fuck up ape
>>123414087Suck my dick taint and balls, bitch
/ourguy/ Hector met Babymetal!
Summoning Bongman
>>123413948only for shit buttmetal like maiden. That's why we hate solos and cheesy riffs here at /metal/
>>1234141203 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>123414159This
>>123414159I'm assuming you wouldn't like Candlemass then, and that's about as cringe as you can get!>the captcha knows
>>123414159>maiden>bluesyou guys are silly
Only the first three Maiden albums are good.
>>123414190Candyass is an absolute snore-fest
Varg Vikernes on growing marijuana in his backyard(direct quotation):>We cultivated this
>>123414220Yo that's wassup dawg
>>123414217>t. bad taste>>123414220HEIL!!!!!!!!
I'm wiggin out
>>123414217Correct.
>>123411560The best Archgoat album
I might start posting in /gg/
>>123413938I think you have the wrong guy
>>123414329I've been spending most of my time on /int/ lately.
Somewhere in Time is the only great Bruce album
>>123414339condolences
I might start being a /classical/ shitter
>>123414421>frogtrannyYou are already mentally ill so you will fit in well
>>123414362What about Number of the Beast? That's always been my favourite. Throw out everything they've done after that, though. Ok, I admit the 2000s albums are guilty pleasures, but everything they've done after Dianno left is trite hard rock for kiddies first getting into the genre. I just love NOTB still because it has impeccable songwriting, but Powerslave, Piece of Mind and the rest are just horribly overrated. They've got some good songs yeah but again they're trite. Somewhere in Time is one of the most boring things I've ever heard, too.
Hear me out: punk
>>123414324>literal tranny on cover
>>123414462Invaders would be kewl but is has literal circus music for the chorusWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>123414436>>123414486Least mentally ill chuddies
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123414462Number Two of the Bowels sucks
Metal is a chud genre.
>>123414496Invaders kinda sucks yeah but after that it's 10/10 after 10/10. It's a solid 9/10 album imo.
>>123414477Beloved here.
>>123414462Number of the Beast has a few shitters on it. Somewhere in Time is impeccable.
>>123414509Kinda stretching with this one mate
>>123414477>>123414505>>123414421Not metal. Try >>>/lgbt/
>>123414324Bold opinion, but I respect it
We are all joining the /kpop/ generaljk, please stay away
Thoughts?
>>123414640none
>>123414640I like huge cowtits
BOW DOWN TO THE DEATHAMMER
>>123414640Not into prog metal, but it's good for what it is
>>123414674based
>>123414737Goddamb. Makes me wish I liked corsetcore.
Dawg schooling more Kvlt Black metal tough girl posers with straight facts.
I AM A SPACE PIRATEYOU KNOW MY NAME
im a whiny vocals enjoyerhttps://voca.ro/1f0P8SM2BltJ
>>123414895SPACEMAN GOT A ROCKET ON MY BACK
I love Bocelli.
>>123414945I'm interrupting my Avantasia repeat-listen for this. It had better be good.
>>123414987>Avantasia repeat-listehow can people even like that garbage
>>123415044I LOVE AVANTASIA! FUCK YOU!
>>123415044by being a homosexual furfag, it's pretty much mandatory to enjoy gay shit like that
>>123415051kill urself my man
>>123415101>>123415102I have signed up for a furcon. Have I reached full lolcow status yet?Also what was that other Avantasia guy saying during the month that I was away? I get the idea he's fucked with my rep.
>>123415142You started as a minor annoyance who forces too many shit "bits", and you remain that way regardless. You can't even progress to lolcow.
>>123415160Are you the /gg/ troll?
>>123411560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgVZBr5qXm4&pp=ygUPaGVsbHJpcHBlciBmb3Jr
i'm eating oatmeal
>>123415172Göd I fucking hate women>ZekeULTRA BASED
>>123415222I'm eating literal sugar in a bowl. I love making frosting and eating it.
>>123415232At least put it on pancakes or something you slacker
>>123415246I was putting honey-roasted peanutes in with it but I ran out.
>>123415265peanuts are the jews of the nut kingdom
>>123411573>album is repeatedly interrupted by samples, ambient or acoustic sectionsNot listening!
Time II was NOT GOOD
>>123415311SO true
>>123411573ain't nothing heavier than the tish brah brah
Kultur.
>>123415369More like CRINGer haha
Obtained Enslavement
>>123411560Peak symphoshithttps://youtu.be/ijtZ3op9OLc?si=rjWoAG3sI6BW0UgH
Are there any true metal lolcows?
>>123415407Symphonic garbage is hated here >>123415418Varg
Phil Tougas on his influences (direct quotation):>We are strongly influenced by all types of extreme metal, 80’s power/heavy/neoclassical metal, Baroque/Romantic era classical music, video game soundtracks, flamenco, etc. From Crimson Glory, Joey Tafolla and Apocrypha to Spawn of Possession, Martyr, Bach, Paganini, Paco De Lucia and F-ZERO X songsPhil Tougas on how First Fragment changed over time (direct quotation)>hearing some of these guitarists implement classical guitars kind of got my interested... this band Warlord mentioned his influences being Bach, Paco De Lucia, etc.. It made me appreciate these composers. The more time went on, the more these influences became apparent... Gloire Eternelle is the culmination of cultivating a rich ensemble of influencesPhil "Shredgod" Tougas on his favorite person composition (direct quotation):>My personal favorite composition of mine aside from Solus is In'elPhil Tougas on christian metal (direct quotation)>80’s Christian heavy/power metal is heavier and better than most satanic extreme metal bands.
I've heard about a guy called "Threatin". He faked concert attendance and pretended to be sold out.
Not reading all that
Tyrant Screech (direct quotation):>I'm not gay, I just love men. Specifically, the spirit of man.
Varg owes me 50,000 euros
Imagine if I get so popular in metal that Varg makes a video about me.
>>123415469It'd probably be him saying something negative
>>123415477Yes, I would anticipate.
Who here wants to hear?
>>123415434Phil Tougas on his influences (indirect quotation):>We are influenced by other First Fragment songs and parts
we cultivated this
>>123415142that must have been all you. i only call people faggots and peruse hectorian metal sometimes, and wiggerslam (all of the time)t. tobias sammet
>>123415653(we cultivated this!)
>>123415683https://vocaroo.com/13EOgKdZzuod
>>123415665I left for a whole month. I was busy doing nothing. Today I have done nothing also. I have actually officially started development of my MMO a week or 2 ago. I am on the clock now. Other MMO projects have "been in development for 10 years". This clock has started for me. My MMO has been in development for 1 or 2 weeks. Can't be bothered to look up the exact date. I still believe this project will make me a millionaire. I may be delusional.
Serpent Column
>>123415705You need to limit your 4chan to one hour per day for the next two weeks.
>>123415753Good joke!
>>123415705>I may be delusional.You have been for coming up to what feels like 5 years at this point.You will quite literally never produce anything.
For me, it's blackened brutal wiggerslam
Morris day & the time
Hate myself and want to die
>>123415842Love myself and want to lay down
>>123415705and thus, everything clicksstop making a mockery of this establishment, ill take it from here i suggest you take the advice from >>123415753good luck bro
>>123415869How am I going to become a lolcow if I'm not on 4chan all day?
>>123415889Unless you go to the Bongman route and post pictures of your 'lil pink butthole, you're not getting my lols
>>123415889how are you going to become a lolcow if you've been on here for years and still barely anyone knows who you are?
>>123415889Just become a serial killerAlthough you can't even manage to take a shower so nevermind...
Does /meal/ enjoy the music of Boris?
>>123415928>foid memberWe hate them
>>123415897kek BTFO>captcha: xgSAD
Wiggersun
>>123411560Bell Witch haven't done much for me with all their albums since Phantoms, but I fukken love this album mates
Recommend me end-game dissoshit
Took me a fucking hour to cum. Now it's time for some metal. \m/
>>123415989For me, it's air raid siren asmr.
>>123415976Mirror Reaper was good. Latest two weren't.I remember getting a tattoo and the guy who was doing it and I were talking about music and he said Bell Witch were one of the gayest bands he'd ever heard. Didn't really know what to say to that honestly.
>>123416000I didn't really like Mirror Reaper either. I say it "gets good around the 50 minute mark" which isn't much of a compliment. For me the best thing of that album is the artwork.>he said Bell Witch were one of the gayest bands he'd ever heardSounds like he hasn't listened to much metal if he thinks it's that bad.
>>123415939Nah we love women here, especially if they have big talents
>>123415982Jute gyte is end game music, bottom of the iceberg
>>123415928I like their album with Sunn 0)))
>>123415982inb4 only castles burning
>>123415976need to revisit these guys. the bell witch is a local phenomenon
>>123416000>>123416011>Mirror ReaperWhat are some other one song albums? I can only thing of this and Dopesmoker off the top of my head
>>123415976For me it's Four Phantoms > Mirror Reaper >>> everything else I remember listening to Four Phantoms for the first time while walking through a blizzard to get a bottle of Bourbon. To this day, it's one of my favorite listening experiences.
>>123416015How the fuck do you even hit on someone like that
>>123416051Every iron maiden album because their every song sounds the same (shit)
>>123416086Correct.
>>123416054Varg said don't drink
>>123411560TRDM for the win
>>123416051I can think of a few but they're not well known stuff usually.Hypotherma - Skogens HjartaDeha has done several, like his "A Dleur de Peau" seriesJesu - InfinityEncircling Sea - I (and Ecru)Edge of Sanity - Crimson is an obvious oneKalmankantaja - Elävältä Haudattu0 - Null & VoidDarkestrah - Epos (great album)Gorguts - Pleiades' DustThere's more, but yeah there's plentyAlso shit like Deep-pression - I Walk The Life In Depression which has 2 tracks but the second is just an instrumental of the first track
>>123415928yeah boy
CAN I PLAY WITH GAYNESSTHE PROPHET STARED AT HIS BOYFRIENDS BALLS
>>123415695INHERENTLY.
>>123416109>Deep-pression - I Walk The Life In DepressionHoly cringe
>>123416120It always bothered me that the bass neck of the guitar is not at the bottom and the 6 string guitar neck at the top. I don't know why but even when I've seen them play live it causes me stress
>>123415369beloved here
>>123416074>Hey baby, nice shoes, thought I'd let you know since you probably can't see your feet
>>123416104I don't put much stock in anything that manchild has to say.However, I fully accept the fact that drinking is not good for you.
>>123415453No I don't.
>>123416054which blizzard
>>123416141It's not a very good album either
Varg said odin loves me.
Do you think Jari is a tits or ass man
>>123416054Four Phantoms is good but Longing mogs it hard for me. If it had Phantoms' production I'd love it more, sure.Mirror Reaper bores me for over half of it.
>>123415438Kek that was a wild ride when it happened
>>123416186for him it's sauna > snow and ice > vodka > mammi > sauna > women
What albums would you consider proto-blackgaze
>>123416165It would have been around the time Phantoms came out. It wasn't one of those blizzards that dumped multiple feet of snow - it was just blizzard conditions.
>>123416186man ass
>>123415976I love the first song on this album and hate literally everything else they've ever done. Boring garbo.
>>123416222Wintersun-sama........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1abvaUDlQ
We love Sunn O))) and other Southern Lord core here.>>123416206Diadem of 12 Stars
Never forget that Neige from Alcest did a demo in 1999 with Famine from KPN.https://youtu.be/mRymk_ncSwg?si=U3SdVzCk9HwSu-IW
>>123416287He also did the drums on the Peste Noire "Aryan Supremacy" demo. Although he did apparently apologise for that.
What's Famine up to these days?
>>123415928Amplifier Worship is great
>>123416361frog shit
Antaeus - Inner War
>>123416396Analaeus - Inner War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SLOzYC_WA4&t=0
>>123416403Thank you for the correction brown brother from another mother
fuck off avantasiatard
>>123416330Why did he apologise? Was his drumming bad?
>>123416445You are so cool Mr chud
>>123416458What do you mean?
THIS THREAD IS GAY
>>123416407So cry me a fuckin river... BITCH!
I think this thread is an improvement on the previous one honestly
Metallica - Turn the Page (Bob Seger cover)
Time II stop listening!
>>123416501That's because I am here.
>>123416445The fact the album is clearly nazi based, so to avoid being cancelled he bent the knee.
>>123416511And we thank you for it, anon. Please don't ever leave us again
None of you will ever be trve kvlt
I've just got a great idea for my second demo. It will be named "Wiggerslam".
>>123416516He was just doing what the French do naturally
Making a punk edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRhsLILfdHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRhsLILfdHw
>>123416530Then 12 years later you can release Wiggerslam II and it'll be a massive disappointment LMAO
>>123416544Grindcore please
>>123416523speak for yourself
>>123416407Still less gay than the shit /metal/ listens to
r8 my recent cops
>>123416560CRJ is as trve kvlt as it gets *i kneel in front of a bvrning chvrch in yovr honovr*
>>123416574Haven’t listened to any of them
>>123416574Decent, although of all the pestilence albums I wouldn't have bothered with that one.That Les Discrets album is nice to have just for the cool art.
Sup devils
>>123416598you should at very least listen to thy catafalque and pestilence ones>>123416603why it's their best imo?yeah but the album is great too imo
>>123416574Of the ones I've heard (5/9), I rate your haul a 7/10.
>>123408875>>123408875>>123408875
>>123416636grizete is a local band and the bottom right is a split by akrotheism i got for cheap, but all the other stuff is great albums imo
Gonna listen to Devourment's entire discog
>Kill em All>Master of Puppets>St AngerUnironically, the only good Metallica albums.
>>123416620>why it's their best imo?Doesn't hold a candle to the first two for me.
>>123416208>>123416208new
Someone make a real new
>>123416767Furries, cosplayers, and gamers.
New thread.>>123397369>>123397369
>>123416815>>123416815>>123416815>>123416815>>123416815
>>123416811dude i am drunk stop it
>>123416820Bro find a 12 step program/alcoholics anonymous and get yourself sorted out....
>>123416873ok but first i need to sort out your momma
