The smartest genre of music edition
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124842796>>124842817OK, but where is your chin Matthew?
https://youtu.be/v-5bKYonQXQ?t=130This is what good metal sounds like. Death and black is a waste of time.
>>124842822This guy unironically looks cvlt and cool as fuck, I can see why he makes Hector upset. Has much better taste in metal as well. Epic.
>>124842831OK, but why are you the ugliest freak on the board Matthew?
>>124842831Correct.
B l a s t i n glasting
BLASTING
>>124842828And your time is so precious to you...
https://youtu.be/GUXpbnT5eBE?t=340Hector is a fat mexican.
>>124842854Correct.
>>124842848I see you like death metal.
>>124842854Negru feeling offended in place of Matthew because hes an ugly dumb piece of shit too lmfao
>>124842796Good album but thats not metal
>>124842845Tbf you can't make that claim without proving you look better.
>>124842848How did she get away with dressing like a slut for so long?
>>124842867Wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj52PctLyKs
>>124842847>>124842846OK, but where is your chin Matthew?
>>124842864Dungeon synth is heavily classical influenced, much like metal
>>124842867Amy looks much better than that goblin
https://youtu.be/_RrA-R5VHQs?si=IapnDbk2wqKOfe4M
>>124842865Mogged lass.
>>124842864Dumb as dogshit.>>124842884OK, but where is your chin Matthew?
>>124842884The only metal that's classical influenced is Power Metal not black or death.https://youtu.be/XPuKaSwcATo?t=87Only browns disagree.
>>124842894Ftm vibes ngl
>>124842894/metal/ would kill to be that guy lmfao, Matthew would probably give up his life saving just to have a chin at all
https://youtu.be/tDU-G4o0XV8?t=180That's the stuff.
Kill yourselves
When I say only OBESE BALDKEKS are dumb enough to reply to jaACKy this is what I mean>>124842906>>124842906>>124842906>>12484290650 years on the internet and Negro is still too dumb to figure it out lmfao!
jaCKY is dumb, go back to tranjan. Which you stole from me, btw
https://youtu.be/eqsXgMl9MdA?si=dJyzknIOepEDCvCPKing Metal
>>124842921who's this qt? :3
Just how fucking DUMB and UGLY is most of this retard general anyways?
>>124842946Average metalhead in 2024
>>124842946That's just a pic I took from /lgbt/ to troll you guys
>>124842894Don't know who that is, but I remember Hector blaring the face and claiming he had the same hair.
No chin having freaks running around talking to themselves all day while browns and obese mongrels reply in earnest to the abomination. The fucking STATE of this general.
>>124820274 Ehnahre
>>124842946It's the ADL fag
Alright, time for some real metal discussion. What's the best Slayer album?
how many days in a row has h**tor now been seething over the hardstyleposter?
The level of pattern recognition here is 0, poor Negro has spent his life on the internet and hes still too STUPID to figure it out eh?Only two playable characters in the general, me and jaACKy watching a bunch of writhing worms in a bucket shitting on top of each other.
>>124842982Yes.
>>124842976Uh that's clearly a woman, don't be rude
>>124842988These images really low effort, you can do better
>>124842976>>124842993How long are you going to do this for?
Phil Tougas
>>124842987Dunno but I'd be mad too if someone were sharing those shitty tracks instead of metalhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGyip7BJSDw&si=YS8T8e6gYLVh7Xf5
I heard anon's demo will finally drop in January 2025 in case you guys were still waiting
>>124842848dangerously based
There is no point, because no matter what you say or show, these baldcucks can't figure it out, and as long as they can't figure it the fuck out, its an endless cycle of feeding.Like you can lead these stupid pieces of shit to water, but watch these old shriveled braindead faggots turn and eat their own shit instead. Its insanity! Like there is no hope! Its fucking OVER!
>>124843019Heard it
>>124842796>15 songsyeah not listening
>>124843042Calm down and go back to posting bald heads
metal
I'm going to make a image to summarize the state of this general and then check the fuck out of here.
>>124842817>>124843045You should listen when you get a chance, the album is good
shoegaze and post punk
>>124843080t. nu-male
>124843042who is she talking to?
>>124842796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtL8ogXZcw
listen to Morgue Breath
BLAAAAASTING
>>124843066Already have one
>>124843094Morgue Breath? Is this some cannibal shit or somethingNo thanks
I gave this another shot today, and while it's alright for a 2000s metalcore album (extreme metal influences and not a moment of twink clean vocals, thank fuck), it's very messy, and bad as a metal album.>that's because it's not metalRight, but much of it is either scatterbrained (in a way that is meandering, not chaotic), bland, or derivative. Snippets of stale Gothencore melodies, musical tangents that aren't entertaining nor weaved back into the song rewardingly, breakdowns and tempo shifts that nerf the momentum, singalong-ish lyrical repetition, attempts at acoustic and piano segments that fall flat, just a lot of missteps in an album that could have been exceptional in its genre.
>>124843102Huh, kind of looks like the new Satanic Warmaster artwork?
>>124842847hey this is actually pretty good
>>124843073okay anon, i will listen because you're nice
>>124843106sounds nothing like CC, tranny
>Still posting the tranny word
>>124843281Thank you janny sister
>>124843104Hurling Havenhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-DibwJhnE&si=ngyVccf0kSRYsTcp
Metal is the music of The Devil™
old synthfunk and R&B
>>124843365Satan Sucks
>>124843011balding and hated here.
>>124843191Never said anything about Crystal Castles but okay
>>124843388Correct. Christ is King.
>>124843168Sci-metal is dope
>>124843402This but unironically
>>124843181The track I posted is genuinely great although possibly a highlight, going to have to relisten through the album
>>124842831HEILS TO THE KING
>>124843104
>>124842796>The smartest genre of music editionMaybe on planet retard
>>124843522ultra-rare hector gem
>>124843541If only he were self-aware
>>124843411>krvsty returning to the /metal/ general
>>124843522Correct (especially the varg is gay part).
dead general is when janny bans everyone for ticky tack shit because she can't ban you
im in pain
>>124843102
>>124843522Schizo metal
>>124843528Is it true that Metal is preferred and listened to by people with higher IQ? I'm listening to it a bit right now and I'm feeling stupid. When do I get smarter?
well, I guess I’ll listen to Dark Tribe then
>When do I get smarter?Pfffthahahaha
>>124843621It must be caveman riffs to get the full IQ boosting effect
>>124843621>When do I get smarter?Jute Gyte will really make that brain wrinkle and pulsate.
>>124843588why she
>>124843094Listening
>>124843621Knocked loose makes you smarter. Very progressive lyrics
>>124843595Sinisterdarling always cheers me up when I'm feeling a bit downhttps://sortilegia.bandcamp.com/track/joined-in-sorcerous-pact
>>124843522More like you should listen to literally anything else lmaooo #metal
why did he do it
>>124842541You might enjoy Holdaar; I think i prefer him over Wolfkrig. You should also listen to what >>124842566 sent, Branikald has a near flawless discography
>>124843645nice to see Peter Steele reincarnated as a THOT
>>124843706She's not a thot, don't be mean
>>124843645already told you to stop simping bro
>>124843522Fixed a few errors. Can't believe these retarded faggots are still replying to him btw, this general has to be the lowest iq spot on the entire site.
>>124843727Who?
>>124843727Replying to who?>>124843715I think you're just jealous of Sinisterdarling, she is very pretty though and probably has good taste in metal
OK i am heckpilled where do we go from here?
>>124842848Underrated album.
>>124843780Snowspire
MUNICIPAL WASTE
I'm like, did he really spend that much time and effort on such a shit meme lmao. Of course he did>>124843687Interesting, I'll go through some of their stuffhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wDvXQ_yJSo
should I grow back my pornstache? I think that + an obnoxious hawaii shirt + a bright band t-shirt and overall sleazecore getup would make me basedthoughts?
>>124843912Knocked Loose fan?
Encyclopaedia Metallum is the gayest community I've seen and I've been on /kpop/.
Hellhammer
>>124843941trad/doom/death/thrash/speed chad so you know, an actual metalchad
>>124843971Trad is shit, death is shit, speed is shit, and trash metal is dead but no worries
Morbid Angel?
Every time I think modern metal sucks, I see some of the shit on television. Metal for this feel, besides Think This and Where the Slime Live?
Someone post the varg quotehttps://youtu.be/IdfvtjD1qSw?t=555
>>124843990
>>124843998Deftones
>>124844034We cultivated this
>>124843975based doom connoisseur
Burzum - Gathering of Herbshttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=v7lWBgDiI4Y&si=2sCXPpB80buJmQGr
>>124843898I think my favorite has to be Children of the Twilight Gods, the Ravenstorm ep is fantastic too
>>124843998just remembered Theatrical Exposurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgc6r0Gjfn4>>124844056which album/song?
>>124842796What type of growl is this https://youtu.be/dhle5RRBsow?t=72and how do I find more
>>124844108Their last song everhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=91iOtcuIdDg&si=jM4rRk-yyfNpzBsJ
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fZcAQ0kuw1s&si=FF5YKQkcyD8yXGhwDeftones - Rosemary
>>124844230>>124844300Thank you retarded sister
>>124844313I'm a dude but no worries!
Megadeth lls
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EPtr3CFTfDs&si=iRBBbemTqMUKoJUc
WHAT CAN I SAYI THINK YOUR HEADS FUCKED
>>124842796Any CD rips of Exultation of Cruelty yet? I don't really trust any of the slsk uploads, I know it's black metal and quality doesn't really matter but I don't want to listen to a youtube rip out of principle.
https://voca.ro/125OkMeafFvg
>>124844455AOTY hypehttps://voca.ro/11UNHla9fa3b
>>124842801Darkthrone sucks
>>124842848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqEz76p-H40
>>124843109>album art Dan Seagravecrazy how eidetic my otherwise shit memory is when it comes to album art even just scrolled by. never heard, seen or listened to that Becoming the Archetype album and never actually listened to Warbringer's 'Waking into Nightmares' but I remember the striking art and instantly recognized that style - sure enough same painter, Dan Seagravehttps://www.danseagrave.com/art/anyways fuck metalcore
>>124844034Where the slime live
https://youtu.be/Jpcv8qxzGrE?si=AuKzt_EjgJJGn9MmVocals of the year
>>124844589The rice fields
>>124844649They cultivated this
>>124844588>Morbid Angel>Gorguts>Pestilence>Entombed>Nocturnus>Dismember>Suffocation>Carnage>Malevolent Creation>Edge of Sanityabsolute 90s legendhttps://rateyourmusic.com/list/The_Trickster/the_tricksters_gallery___dan_seagrave_album_covers__chronological_/
>>124844723>>Morbid Angel>>Gorguts>>Pestilence>>Entombed>>Nocturnus>>Dismember>>Suffocation>>Carnage>>Malevolent Creation>>Edge of Sanity>absolute 90s legend>https://rateyourmusic.com/list/The_Trickster/the_tricksters_gallery___dan_seagrave_album_covers__chronological_/
>>124844732>>>Morbid Angel>>>Gorguts>>>Pestilence>>>Entombed>>>Nocturnus>>>Dismember>>>Suffocation>>>Carnage>>>Malevolent Creation>>>Edge of Sanity>>absolute 90s legend>>https://rateyourmusic.com/list/The_Trickster/the_tricksters_gallery___dan_seagrave_album_covers__chronological_/
>>124844628Gonna add this to my gaming playlist, thanks!
BLACK SABBATHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R5XnrZn47Q
>>124844557>>124843645Tfw didn't notice her soon enough and now she doesn't post anymorehttps://bloodbark.bandcamp.com/track/grievers-domain
>>124844072I wish sinisterdarling would come back to us and provide us with cool pics that I could post great doom metal recs with
>>124844796See like yeah this is a list https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/doom-metal/But I would find the best stuff here, without a doubt. No I'm not gonna listen to Black Sabbath, overrated
>>124843551Like lmao I'm not some fucking illiterate troglodyte I understand music better than most of you and I'm not saying that to be rude or disrespectful but I know how to find good music already as an expert track digger and as oversaturated as metal is at least good bands do get some level of praise and attention which makes finding great metal songs very quick and easy. Like Knocked Loose for example, now that's a band>>124842848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mqyuVoFak
Might have to turn my speakers up for that one
https://voca.ro/1f79NXCYUMW1
The eagle has landed
>>124844872>HellBased. I wish I could have seen them live.
>>124844872>Like lmaoStopped reading
>>124844953Good. Successfully filtered
>>124844909Metal.
>"Oh wow Anon, you play guitar?">"That's so cool! Play something for us, pretty please?">*hands you guitar*Your move?
>>124845002>starts playing Gorguts - Illuminatus
>>124845002>riff stopsGO!
>>124844766
>>124845090least cute deicide enjoyer
metal for finally having a non-service job and getting 2 weeks off to booze it up and shitpost over Christmas?
Why do all the black metal cover band name writings just look like carvings on arctic mountainsides, like is that intentional or what
>>124845178Congrats
>>124845002https://voca.ro/1kLWsBSJatFs
Whats the best running wild album
>Mournful congregation - the incubus of karmaThe greatest metal album of the last couple of decades, I guarantee you that in at least a century it will be hailed. People take a long time to catch up
>>124845296The first one
post extreme metal bands covering songs outside their genreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLQcEidG9dU
Post good study metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nb5s3WEfoA
>>124842848
>>124845002>clears throatI VOMIT ON GOD'S CHILD
>>124845615Wait so you actually start vomiting? Not very cool
Vigna is a genius
>>124845292This one is betterhttps://voca.ro/1bsDhYY79P8N
>>124845713Why can I recognize that but not remember the name?
>>124845729It's Yngwie Malsteem
>>124845014Epic!
Yes this next one, I wrote about my ex girlfriend. She died from loneliness
>>124845713I chose rhcp because the poster showed average white girls bro, not 60 year old women gambling at an Indian casino. You want white pussy, you play rhcp or something
>>124845842Don't disrespect Yngwie like that
>>124845857He's a god bro, but women are retards. What are we to do? Give them their hit of deep Sheeran shades of red hot chili peppers and they'll be wet.
>>124845864Red hot chili peppers are for 40 year old women though but no worries
>>124845876The last girl I had the hots for is 20 and loves the chilis. She's white and so fucking hot, and goes to rhcp shows.
>>124845879Grim post
>>124845899nice, giwtwmhttps://youtu.be/KFRdZCcGsgc?si=wzuT6rp8C3UWaYFG
>>124845906she didn't like rap or hip hop at all. that's all I cared about. It's a good sign when a girl doesn't know any rap songs.
>>124845907perfect vibes
>>124845920Idk she showed me this one and it was pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDk0UjKf3Sg
>>124845924terrible vibes
>>124843090Hfw nobody else at the party likes dungeon synth
dropped phone on my face -_-
>>124845922ty glad you liked it anon. my tastes are kind of basic>>124845924Yeah she hates guys like that. I wasn't good enough for her either and I'm reasonably clean cut, decent shape. Wrong class ig
Is she still alive? Wowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACOG7dzmjos
>>124843090>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtL8ogXZcwYeah this might be the atmosynth of the month though fr
>>124845989simple stuff is good too dont be sorry
>>124846031:)
>>124842801Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124845899fuck off jennypedo
>>124846068Burzum - Gathering of Herbs
Are you even a metalhead if you’re not a love starved alcoholic
>>124845178Suffer
I told her I loved her. She said she’s seeing a guy and she has a date tomorrow. I showed her satanic warmaster, I showed her brainkald, I showed her scald. Nothing. She won’t love me. I asked her for a date and she said she’ll think about it. I’m madly so n love. I’m drinking myself to death to cope. It’s over and done. I have no reason to be on earth and I’m in my 30sMetal for this feel? I might end it all soon
>>124846155should have showed her the tish brah
>>124846155fuck off with the blogposting though
Morbid Angel
>>124846155https://voca.ro/1eEVB19b8ilj
>>124846175Underrated!
https://sadnessmusic.bandcamp.com/track/pink-cloudsWow
>>124846112Correct.
I absolutely hate anything punk or hardcore punk and yet Im starting to get into crossover thrash. This shit goes hard as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o0xYEwlme4
>>124846198>paying attention to Sadness now he's in the "let me tell everyone i love my gf" arcFuck that
>>124846206Yeah his Trhä side project is much better, surprised more people don't listen to them instead
>>124846236I like Sadness, but it's meant to be fucking melancholic not "omg i luv u <3"
>>124846179Americans will never understand European melancholia
https://youtu.be/a4Y54PTz_hQ?si=aMiXCk2WKPh0R_66
>>124846164What is this album?
>>124846250You know there's this thing called "reverse image search" or even "filenames" right?
>>124845178glad i'm not the only one
>>124845548>>124845887based
>>124846263Correct.
>>124846155Pretend she died and move onhttps://youtu.be/OGPVy-ER-Gw?si=k0bP5k1rVemLTcj1
>>124846323She's not deadhttps://voca.ro/1e7JFyj4TulZ
>I showed her satanic warmaster, I showed her brainkald, I showed her scald.
>>124846155>Metal for this feel? I might end it all soonTake the pirate metal pillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwk_zDNGYJY
>>124846353You'd need to take 10 of these pirate metal pills for this shit to finally be listenable
>>124846336Give me a sechttps://voca.ro/1oFf4WsUBlUf
>>124846373True love is realhttps://voca.ro/1fQXVCuFAVH3
>>124846347>tfw showing workmates stuff I listen to and one of the covers is a concentration camp
https://youtu.be/cffeupFAxGY?si=kWlrZlriSTjDetXK
>>124846347Seriously
I know the post was almost definitely a joke but there's also definitely people who are in the same situation just with different shitty bands so there you go
Why don't they play metal in clubs
>>124846460If you can't figure that out yourself you might be retarded to the point of barely functioning as a person.Instead I suspect you just wanted an excuse to post mid-tier thots.
>>124846477I'm gonna guess it's because the music isn't good enough
>>124846488Thanks for confirmation your retardation then.
>>124846460Because women like shitty music, and men will do anything for a crumb of pussy
https://youtu.be/3kVFce1M_QQ?si=9Fkubk9-15LQvCTvIs this metal
>>124846517lmao yes sweety that's metal
>>124846517YJK
ilu so much 517
>>124846206>>124846236>>124846238>Paying attention to the lamest gayest black metal musician everSeems like it's your fault
>>124846557>>Paying attention to the lamest gayest black metal musician everYou know nothing.
I’m buying tickets to this cause sitting though all of these bands is gonna make it easier for me to off myself later
Godflesh
>>124846681Am I supposed to know who the fuck any of those people are
>>124846688sorry led zeppelin isn’t playing that night, grandpa
>>124846690Wish they were
>>124846690At least if they did it'd be someone who isn't an obscure nobody.
Kim Dracula
More like Kim Wacula if you ask me
>>124846811thats a man
Invite to the discord server?
>>124846460They do when there's a metal night
>>124846883You need to cut your dick off first
>>124846901What if someone cut their dick off onstage and ate it? How would that not be metal?
And everybody clapped
Abyssal Gods
>>124847014https://youtu.be/7gKecceKqy0?si=6d6V9gf2yK2wjQ8_
>>124846681>kaonashiliterally the worst vocals I've heard in my entire life
>>124847140>>124847047Did you not hear this?
Adam Kalmbach
>>124847149not great but not nearly as bad
Ad Nauseam
>>124846681Kaonashi slap
Just had my cock bit off by a $20 Saigon whore. Metal for this feel?
>KaonashiQuite literally not metal
>>124847238cattle decapitation - forced gender reassignment
>>124847239>Quite literally not metal
>>124847249Banging now, ty
>>124846681>Kim DraculaI feel sorry for burgers that they have to sit through that. Then again, us Euros had to suffer through this before Hanabiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sdRBzqRNiY
>wake up and make myself a fine meal>Think to myself "I wonder how much psychotic chinless samefag was written overnight, and how many dumb as dogshit retards still fell for the posts">Open /shreddit/ aka /schizo/>1001 posts by 1 IP>Troony proving shes as stupid as Negro (as if anyone didn't already know)>screencap her post for laughsYep, great thread jaACKy, you just can't stop winnning! Another night of Jesters dancing, glad to see we can throw Troony into the pile of bald headed retarded fucks with the rest of this ugly mongrelized general.
>>124847273do you need medical attention for your crippling loneliness?
>>124847271Yeah Burgers have it bad, they don't even preform the Salah in the pre-show like we do here in Germany, me and my BF Yasuf love that part more than anything. The best was when I went to Babymetal and we all had to face towards south east the entire time, loved that.
I'm bald
>>124846681Kaonashi is like Hector fronting his own dissodiaper bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRpw5ld_mIo
>>124847787favorite OSDM album?
>>124847997Balded at Birth.
>>124847997Comb of the Mutilated
>>124847997Formulas Fatal to the Follicle
>>124847997Blessed Are the Shiny
>>124848130
>>124848287no
>>124848287It wasn't a good year for /metal/, that's for sure.
>>124848326Hasn't been for like 3 years
>>124848332Correct
>>124846828I think she's a woman now
>>124848883garbagecore
I have skipped the past 10 threadsSomething tells me I haven't missed anything
>>124849027i love you
>>124849027Planets Collide · CrowbarOdd Fellows Rest
>>124845178Put that out before you do permanent damage to your lungs !!
HAMMERFALL WE WILL PREVAIL!!!
>>124849027you have dont yourself a favor
>>124849365>>124849365>>124849365NEVVarg
>>124845887>>124849217Best blastings of the thread
A guy got arrested for selling nsbm material here in Brazil.
What's /metal/ opinion on Sigh?
>>124849445HEIL
