>Quick RundownBeryl is a bat out of hell. There is much uncertainty in the path given that much of it is dependent on intensity. Well, this has blown every model out of the water in terms of intensity. What does this mean? Well, the more intense it is, the more it will feel the upper steering currents pushing it northerly. This would imply a stronger storm would be more northern and thus more of a threat for the GOM. Further out it's more uncertain than in other situations.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricanePrevious>>472819713
>>472846582jumping the gun a bit to make this a general thread already, no?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbvFKs2xMkg
>>472846582Nigger.
>>472846705>over 300 posts>on page 10I don't think so. This is a one-time bake, I am not OP after this one.
>>472846582>a hurricane doing hurricane stuff in hurricane seasonWorld ending wew lad>b-but it's earliest ever!!!We only have accurate hurricane information from like the mid 60s onward
>>472847101Not just the earliest my guy, the earliest cat5. Jamaica is about to get smoked.
>>472846582>Hurricane Dennis >Cat 4 July 8th, 2005Wow, Beryl beat a 19 year old record by about a week. So impressive.
Fuck this nigger. i hope get killed by the hurricane.
>>472846582IT'S GOT 165 MPH WINDS AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>472846582Rolling for max destruction
Our god is an awesome godHe rains from heaven above!
>>472846582TOTAL RASTA DEATH
>>472846582Rollin' for CLP5
>>472846705upset your porn threads arent hitting today, moishe?
There’s going to be a LOT of cat 5s this year, isn’t there….
>>472849662
morning gentz. whats the latest? is Florida going to make it?
>>472849482
>>472849780kittehs
>>472849783>morning gentz. whats the latest? is Florida going to make it?We'll make it past this one, but the other 15 or so may have other thoughts on the matter
>>472847101>>472846705These posters are paid shill election touristsThis is why Space Elevator no longer posts here and soon /AHSG/ will be forgotten too. Kikes just have to ruin anything enjoyable or doesn't pertain to Colored's genitals
>>472849423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wHq4I5_V_c>TRDTRD>TRDTRD
>>472849960fuck those kikes, we're not going anywhere
>>472849889doomer faggots just wanna watch the world burn. they are the same cry babies that sit here and whine about not wanting the happening anymore when the shit goes down. seen it here a million times now.
>>472849960>soon /AHSG/ will be forgotten tooNah, Floridanons love these comfy threads. We ignore the carpetbaggers and bask in the gloom of potential doom
>>472850165fag
>>472850182
>>472850182based fellow flanon. fuck these kike ass carpetbaggin' coin clippin' sheqel grabblin' (((you))) harvestin' foreskin chewin' hand rubbin' oy veyin'
>>472850182I only miss living on the east coast for muh 'canes. Something very comfy about falling asleep on the couch with the weather channel on hurricane coverage. Especially when they start the doomer synthwave music
>>472850203i bet i can find you crying during the beginning of covid lockdowns not wanting the happening anymore. you know its true cupcake
>>472850383>cupcakeask me how i know you're jewish? but here's a (((you))) i'll bite.>covid>boss tells me to wear a mask>i refuse>keep working>boss tells me to get tested>i refuse>keep working>boss tells me to get the clot shot>i refuse>get fired>file unemployment>profit>start own businessshit, i'm happy covid happened. got me out of my wage cage. you sould like a fag and your shits all fucked up
We are having a splendid day, enjoy sunshine brothers.
>>472849482>>472849798that's off the table now, it's just going to hit mexico
>>472850696dang we have the weather controller here. hey, weather control guy, make it hit israel
>>472850534me thinks you are new calling me a jew..me thinks you will kneel when the pressure is on.. many such cases
>>472850785>me thinksnobody cares what ye thinks. if you're not a kike you sure act like one. either that or that's an awful lot of projection. nobody has shit on me.>growing food>have generators>have tools>knowledge and skill to fix shit>neighbors and i work together on our part of the town regularlyah you're a mod arent you? you're all fags and niggers tongue my anus
>>472850993mod you say? you sure you are not a newfag? if i check your post history i am going to find 0 twinkle toes shit right? are you in Florida? if i ask you to post hand you will do that right?
>>472850785fucking lol i just fixed a tower that looks exactly like that a few weeks ago, nigger has roaches. wife was so fucking pissed. it was a furry troon i think. the fucking computer had roaches living in it.
>>472851188checked. twinkle toes shit? wtf are you talking about nigger? why would i take pictures of myself to put online? that's some girl shit right there, moishe
>>472851211bleh. i have seen some nasty shit myself in my day. /g/ has some memorable pics
>>472849960The fuck are you on about?I'm just annoyed by LE EARLIEST CAT 5 bullshitLike we know what was going on in the Atlantic during most of human historyEuropeans didnt even know what a hurricane was until they got to the Americas
>>472851327i was here for the tumblr wars where we played fake mr fix it. man i miss old /b/
>>472851288you cannot post hand? you sure you are that beast calling everyone a jew and nigger? so you are White?
Would you say it's Berylling it's way through the south Caribbean?
>>472851444yeah i have pink nips, and? you can tell by the IQ the difference between whites and others. there's no way to hide it here.
>>472850785>le ebin gaytrix backgroundrabbi...
>>472851528so Whites not capitalized? you sure you are White? me thinks i need to see them dainty nubbins..
Oh no Mexico is going to get wrecked,,,Keep up the good work DARPA
>>472851562that machine will curb anything you can bring butter cup
>>472851612>just give us i mean get rid of your sons foreskin>post handagain, for the thousandth time, no.
>>472851628>>472851628>Mexico in severe drought>ack run to USA we are climate change refuges!>Mexico flooded by Hurricane>ack run to USA we are climate change refuges!no matter what happens, we lose
>>472851655im running an nvidia rtx 4070 on 32 gigs of ram and i'll never use half of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftXjncl4fEsGOOD MORNING SAR
>>472851854mexicans have been here for a long time. what we're getting now is all of central and south america and haiti
>>472851703hmmmyou see, i am a vanilla gorilla.. if you ask me to post hand i do it, no problem. i speak German.. my last name is German. i can tell you what specific text is written on specific pages on pro-White literature. can you do the same? lots of wannabes and imposters here. are you in Florida? do you have any experience with hurricanes? i think you may be living in a fantasy regurgitating what you have read here as if it is your own life.
>>472852186kek this neighborhood is like an hour and change away (im in the woods, this is in a browning up area near the woods)
>>472846582Is this the largest storm of all time? And will it hit Tampa?
>>472851482It's the return of CortezThe evil of the Aztecs never endedThey segued into cartels
>>472852186>dox yourselfno nigger lol(((YOU))) do it if it's important to (((you)))i think everyone reading this thread knows whats goin on here.>>472852457kek i love when i've been here long enough to see my memes from past years
>>472846582>160mph>jamaica direct hitTOTAL NIGGER DEATHBIDEN'S KATRINAKEK
>>472852697dox? from posting a hand? ever done any dox? i have been posting this one lately.. i enjoy licking the tears of the cry baby tattoo pussies. how about just a small patch of that pearly White skin you say you have..
Weather conjecture and faggots arguing with each other because they secretly want to fuck. Truly just another Tuesday morning.
>check for updates>new track puts it closeroof
>>472847778so should I be concerned or not? I live in Merida
>>472853236tattoos are for fags.
Rolling for Total Tulum Destruction.>>472854068Only if it's Gilbert 2.0, which is unlikely.
>>472854068Fuck off ralph.
>>472854511Haha, it's over.
>>472854503well alright alright.. that is more like it.
>>472854603i have to be careful, i'm a household name out here. kek. i was born and raised in florida. lived in texas for a bit.. moved around the country for a few years as an adult, but florida is where i'm meant to be. it's my land.
>>472855019real Whites not attack other real Whites anon
>>472855290yeah we do, but in a brotherly way. i wouldnt waste my real good advice on a noid, it's like casting pearls before swine.
what are the odds this thing turns sharply north and steamrolls swfl again
>>4728559980%
Where's mowerfag at
>>472856452What are the odds it cuts off it's bands and becomes a tornado named Brian?
>>472856770Oh man i remember him. I thought he made it.
>>472855998i was hoping for a sudden northward trend, personally.
>>472857059During Ian, remember the guys who had all those ducks and chickens?He ded, didn't make it.
>>472857351Never forget piganon.>>472857165kekSure looks like it, Jamaica is fucked.
>>472857527
Ben confirms.Last week's geomagnetic storms brought on this baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szU2Xqu_JTg
>they’re gonna know
>>472857720
>>472857791
>>472857351Goddamn I must have missed that. Poor bastard.
>>472853456Are you getting ready Jamaica anon?
>>472857007About 14.88%
>>472857791This was supposed to be a glitch.It was pred programming?
>>472857351Never forget duck anon
>>472850182The best time of year is back.>>472852457I think high pressure will keep it south but some models have it going into Texas/Louisiana or just barreling into Mexico as a weaker hurricane.
>>472858089That's who I mean.He kept posting, desperate to know how to protect his little quackers.I think he finally moved them into his shower stall and car.But not enough to save them.Then he just disappeared from the threads.I hate it when an anon gets killed in the midst of a thread. Other such cases.
>>472858089yeah did piganon make it?
Has Frankie chimed in on hurricane barrelroll yet?
>>472850182Amen, brother. /AHSG/ will never die as long as hurricanes come and Florida Man still draws breath.
>>472859067^thisi am going to home depot soon, need to make my patio slightly more comfy. anyone need anything?
>>472850696Not necessarily. Katrina took a hard right at the last moment
>>472850182Hell yeah brudder. We floridafags want to be pummeled by le big wind
>>472857956no I'm at work. traffic was ass this morning
>>472859422haha i think i remember those posts!
Gee guys I wonder why there keep being stronger hurricanes? Guess it's just one of those things!!!
>>472859488Good luck and Godspeed
>>472859488Keep us posted with what's happening Jamaica anon. Are people freaking out yet?>>472858674Yes. Did you know Frankie follows e-thots on twatter?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aICD4F5r-6A
>>472859422We need some more /FAG/ - Florida Anon General threads
>>472859667beat it commie
>>472851379>LE EARLIEST CAT 5 bullshitYou understand that the "in recorded history" part is just implied, right anon?
>>472855290Are you the anon that asked me for my hand in the other thread? This a sex thing??
>>472859766I'm in Louisiana and am legally allowed to be in this thread, mon ami
>>472859976i ask any anon that is suspect to post hand. are you suspect?
>>472859976it's probably you saying global warming and gay shit like that kek. is that what you meant? >>472859667i mean, climatards have been crying wolf about fossil fuels causing the apocalypse for like forever. i remember global cooling and peak oil. >>472859736thanks for keeping us posted on frankie
>>472860182I posted with the blond hairs. It's me, anon, it's me!
>>472860182That's a shitskin thing to do. Us blue eyed white people can tell regardless
>>472860231I'm just asking questions. What's wrong with asking questions? Hey look at this cool picture I found.
>>472859224Burgers for the grill.I'll carmelize the onions.
>>472859679thanks>>472859736I've heard that supermarkets are a mess. if covud was anything to go by people are in there scraping shelves clean only to not bother cashing half of it
>>472860347shit skin?nein. i am suspect of many here that cannot post hand. it tells me a lot about people and their intentions here. you see how anon posted hand above? there should never be any issues with anyone posting the back of their hand. honesty is the best policy, if you have nothing to hide, posting your hand should never be an issue.
>>472860394mmmm now we are cookin
>>472849482I like that one where it tears straight along the border and through to LAMaybe it could even redevelop over the pacific and loop around to fuck up San Fran, or nail Hawaii
>>472860505>I've heard that supermarkets are a messGlad it's not just us that panic buys. This dude did a pretty good breakdown of what Jamaica can expect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQlHnULk9RA
>>472860334we stand at the ready
>sciencefags can’t accurately predict a hurricanes path>let’s totally listen to them about something 6,000,000 times more complex as manmade global warmingThe absolute state
WE GOT AWAY SCOT FREE DAB ON THEM NIGGAS ABOUT TO GET BTFO BY THE HURRICANE
>STILL CAT 5It's gonna kill all da BUMBACLOT ain't it
>>472860878BTW, in this portion of that video, the simulation shows the storm breaking up pretty good, which would mean less steering to the north? I'd be interested to hear CM's take on this.(correct time) https://youtu.be/UQlHnULk9RA?t=755
Bomba clock!‘im be a real rude boi
>>472861678The situation looks pretty bad for Jamaica right now. I remember when Dorian hit the Bahamas and the grim videos. We need to start compiling Jamaica live streams before the storm hits tomorrow.
>>472862435Dorian was a special case, that mother fucker sat there and grinded EXP for a few days
>>472862679>Dorian was a special case, that mother fucker sat there and grinded EXP for a few daysVery true. It's good for Jamaica that this one is moving quickly, but those wind speeds are still going to be brutal. Anyone know the projected storm surge for Jamaica?
>>472852692>It's the return of Cortez>The evil of the Aztecs never ended>They segued into [s]cartels[/s] Carlosfixed
Which way, Hurricane man
>>472860601I'm so blond that my armpit hair is transparent.
JAH WILL PROTECT USWE WILL HAVE AN IRIE TIME
>>472861336This crazy mother fucker has an ocelot as a pet....
https://youtu.be/uvzlGCmXKIg
>>472847778The Ralphamale will be the last one standing in the mexican ruins BISH
>>472863407jawohl! my chin hair is red, my facial hair is black, my sideburns are red, and my hair is dirty blonde and my eyes are split and change color like the ocean line off the coast. i would say they are blue gray green with one being different that the other. how fucked am i? i am climbing up the top sails. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0SFlWsT7Q
>>472863348Just a little bit of extra energy and that bitch uturns harder straight into my asshole in tampa
hello, whats the most recent updates, i heard there are now 5 cats instead of 4?
>>472863851Yeah, sounds like gray eyes all right, they "change color" depending on the surrounding colors and lighting, but it's more like an optical illusion. Your eyes have collagen but no melanin.
>>472864213Cats have 9 lives
>>472864213Yes, we now have 5 cats
>>472864272life is good
>>472865035whats the latest numbers for pressure and max/sustained wind speed?
>>472865368not sure, have not been paying attention. someone will post new info soon, stand by.
>>472865489ty red sperg, standing by
>>472858089>>472858232He was a LARPer, but at least he claim clean when his cousin exposed him. The ducks were fine.>>472858432We never got an answer to this one so far as I know.
These Jamaica niggas are fucked kek
Does this mean no more Hedonism 2?
>>47286536811AM update. Jamaica will be getting hammered by this time tomorrow.
>>472846582My God you can see the individual waves towering on the resolution here of Beryl. It broke wind records today for the Atlantic!The resolution is 10 meters
>>472865813Good. Those stoner fucks need to learn to take a bath for once
>>472865813what sort of cat are we looking at? will it drop back down to cat4 or is it going to actually cleanse the land?
Кeк
>>472865857
>>472865992Cat4 landfall. Cat3 by the time it leaves the island
>>472865992It should pass quickly over Jamaica with devastating winds. I haven't seen any storm surge numbers, but there will be coastal flooding for sure,
>>472865857>>472866151From which resource are y'all getting these images?
>>472866151She's beautiful. Like God's wrath made manifest.
>>472866281I googled the filename and found the tweet, where the guy who bought the satellite image posted on flickr
>>472866160>>472866272jamaicans are finally getting washed then?
>>472866301Are you masturbating to the images??
>>472865992The interesting part about this storm is that no one has any clue what happens after it passes over Yucatan. See the model spread >>472863348
EVROPEAN here, when is the storm going to hit and how much? I want to see mexico wiped out.
Thread theme: Key Largo (1948)https://moviesjoy.plus/watch-movie/watch-key-largo-16582.5302714
Texas is on the table for landfall
>>472866380I need that hurricanussy
>>472866409i am a complete amateur at this, so i dont understand to the full extent of what 'landfall' may do, i have a basic understanding that hot air from the saharas meets cold water or something, and basic sort of knowledge would indicate that moving over land is bad for something that relies on water. but lets say it half moves over the peninsular, would that fuck it or break it in half or something weird? or is that what people dont know?
>>472866604It simply slows down in windspeed, aka it weakens. If it weakens enough, it stops spinning and just turns into a bunch of storms.
>>472846705We've been running /ahsg/ since 2016 at least
>>472846582She's trending north, lads.
>>472866604what you're actually needing to watch is solar flare and hole activity, and the size and impact period of each. and no, I'm sorry, I can only point you towards it, I can't tell you the workings.
>>472866534Yeah, Houston anon here. Everyone expects it to weaken after Yucatan. So hopefully just a TS if it hits us, but who knows at this point.
>>472866869the water from Venezuela is cooler out of the rivers. yes.
>>472866683so the jamiacans are getting washed at like 85%? so the predictions for it hitting the yucatan, what is the uncertainty? they're unsure of if it will continue to be a hurricane or if it will be storms? sorry for the questions, easier to get concise information from other spergs than watching a ten min youtube video.
>>472866871>hole activity
>>472846582I've always wanted to experience a hurricane in personwhere would be the best place to do so: airbnb or hotel? an airbnb seems like it would likely be more dangerous if the storm is really bad but maybe more enjoyable... though the idea of renting an airbnb stresses me out more than getting a hotel room, because it feels more personal I guessmaybe a hotel or condo near the coast would be cozy idkany input from experienced storm enjoyers would be much appreciated
>>472866871haven't we entered a solar minimum though? how would that impact hurricane formation? based on my previous post about hot air and cold water, surely it would cool the air?
>>472867012yeah islands get slammed, probably heading to mexico but who knows it might turn north, lets call it 20% it goes north
>>472866869I'm moving out of Florida by the end of September. I'm really hoping for TTD before I leave.
>>472867123Total... tropical death? Trinidadian? What are you trying to say, anon
>>472867112It's gonna hit Corpus Christi according to the Saffir Simpson projections I'm looking at
>>472867112they need it anyway so it is a natural miracle. i watched a documentary on natgeo about a hurricane which turned north and span opposite to how the coriolis effect would've expected to, i think it was 2011? hurricane mitch maybe? didnt it rape the us east coast?
>>472867123traitor
>>472867207Yeah I'd believe that, seems reasonable
>>472867282those deserts are flowering for the first time in a while
>>472867428de-desertification is positive right
>>472866890I think it'll plow through the Yucatan and remain a hurricane. It's one structurally sound hurricane. Almost perfect
>>472867292My fiancé got a job out of state. I work remote. I also am looking forward to mountains. Keeping my house here though.
>>472867123>I'm moving out of Florida by the end of September. I'm really hoping for TTD before I leave.>enters the chat
>>472867012The significance of post Yucatan is how organized the storm stays. If it breaks up and heads west into Mexico, no big deal. But if it stays organized and turns north, there is no predicting at this time what it will do as far as strength or impact location. We are just going to have to wait.>>472867536It is concerning to me as well
>>472867176TTD = Total Tampa Death
>>472849482No, not my brethren in Mobile!
>>472867045Depends on a few factors. If you're on the coast of Florida, for example, you DO NOT want to be one of the retards stuck on the barrier islands in a low-lying building.RIP Pine Island Anon
>>472867045In a quaint wooden cottage on the beach so you can relax and enjoy the waves.
>>472867105there's a bunch of shit that has to be accounted, including the use of fire for engines, electrical lines, and surface cover that humans can and do affect. solar wise, there's a cycle every 11(?) years where we move from minimum to maxium back to minimum. On that wave path, we're suggesting a lower high, and a longer zero at the moment. 2019 was a near zero flare year, the first in our records. So we're actually maxing on the wave right now, probably. Another thing that is happening is the movement of the magnetic north and south, which is corresponding to a decrease in magnetic "shield" against the electro-magnetic side of being inundated with plasma sheets that may run from the sun out to and beyond us. Those electro-magnetic effects, in addition to the extra ionic elements, are changing all kinds of stuff in our, to give a poor analogy, "atomic electron shell" we call atmosphere and near-space.
>>472867585Which branch are you in?
>>472867618and nothing of value was lost
>>472867536could stay cat one, highly doubt anything more then that, but it's alto going to weaken if the eye goes right over Jamaica
>>472865992personally i think its gonna level off a bit and slow down over the yucatan, but gonna pick back up again once it passes. probably a 3 or low 4 when it hits south texas and head inland to get everything wet. >t. absolutely no weather training but i like watching storms and have predicted the last fewif anything i think corpus christi might get the worst of it on american soil. im hoping it washes haiti away.
>>472846582Post gore of the hurricane damage or prune the thread!
I don’t see this NOT hitting Houston. They’ve gotten to uppity, and have had a correction in years at this point.
>>472867045Come to Quintana Roo, you have multiple choices from beach side luxury hotels to stranded on an island soon to be flooded tier, plus a bit of added language barrier difficulty if you choose a mostly mayan town. If any hotel knows what they're doing they'll send you to a refugee, except for the family owned ones.
>>472867666the very special forces, satan.
>>472867603so the yucatan is going to be what is essentially a storm break or a nautical groyne for mummy beryl?>>472867649i am going to read more on this before i reply as quite frankly, i do not understand what you just posted
>>472867742does it actually have the potential to pick back up again when the water is warmer and has lost a load of momentum over a landmass?
>>472867012>>47286572760-70 percent confidence it stays within the cone. Source:https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at2+shtml/144425.shtml?cone
>>472867812Kek
>>472868113when you say cone, do you mean jamaica is getting washed at 70%?
>>472867962Yes they do it all the time
>>472867840don't worry, nobody really does, we're only now being able to test and see correlations. there have been some causation links that look pretty legit. solar maximum being one of the things that brings earlier storms. the truth is, there's a literal universe of material coming at us, that we've been ignoring almost forever, except in what is written off (often probably rightly) as astrology. whatever you piece together, may be the actual first time we've made sense of it. but one thing is certain, the old models were incomplete, even where they're getting pretty good at path trace based on water temp.
>>472865727it's ogre
>>472868266Hows the preparation goin on the island?
>>472865803I love going there and banging me some hot grandmas rando stranger sex.
>>472868168it's interesting how retards look retarded. I wonder why.
>>472868326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnzeKKg7Yc
>>472862992Faster forward speed means bigger surge. Plus kingston is in a southeastward facing bay, so maximum surge possible. The big killer will be the cat 5 surge riding in with a cat 3 storm the jamacians kinda ignore. 20 ft is possible.
>>472868266Brosky... Get us some footage.>captcha JMY - JAMAYCA
>>472852457PLEASE GOD
>>472868199No, 100% Jamaica gets hit. There's some chance the eye misses Jamaica. Same for Yucatan peninsula.
>>472862435Sounds good to me
>>472868326Jamaicans? They are doing absolutely nothing and it is going to be a total surprise to them.
>>472868199facetiously, Jamaica will no longer exist by this time tomorrow
>>472868475>Plus kingston is in a southeastward facing bay, so maximum surge possible. The big killer will be the cat 5 surge riding in with a cat 3 storm the jamacians kinda ignore. 20 ft is possible.Kingston better be evacuating or it's going to get uglyhttps://en-us.topographic-map.com/map-f463l/Jamaica/?center=18.21161%2C-77.14415&zoom=9
>>472868612Smoking ganja all day does have the side effect of not being able to focus on distant events. They will start prepping when the rain is coming down sideways.
>>472865727ohhhh just a little bit more down so Honduras, and Guatemala get fucked but up enough so El Salvador doesn't get too fucked.
>>472868856Man they are gonna get clobbered by surge all along that coastline. Atleast if they hightail it inland altitude will keep them safe ( but more exposed to the wind haha )
>>472868512>>472868686are they going to full blown bathed or just a little shower? i am hoping that beryl decides to wash the nation completely, no one isn't bathed
>>472868856Rip, they are going to get as fucked as Puerto Rico in Irma, but no big daddy USA money to fix everything
>>472868919Mr. Beast just built a bunch of stick-frames. I can't tell if it's charity or a wicked mouse-trap.
I just need it to avoid the caymans, for reasons
>>472869064In jamaica? Ohh you know hes gonna livestream them all drowning.
>>472869134Its wild man, a whole tropical island with the best beaches anywhere in the world and like 4 Jamaicans know how to swim.
They don't look like they are preparinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpfGYujMxrQ
>>472869054Storm surge/winds will kill Jamaicans in the next 48 hr. They will get lots of rain, but that's tertiary.
>>472869059that's an unreasonable scale. you can't jump from 0 to 78 feet and expect to see something. you'll need a map with more divisions, or with a skewed division towards lower elevations having more demarkation.
>>472867666>Which branch are you in?Formerly of a branch that works closely with radar
>>472869054Massive flooding. Deadly wind. The island is going to be fucked. If they weren't such lazy retards (niggers), they would be heading to higher ground right now. Or at least start hiking up blue mountain
>>472868326traffic is beyond terribleI don't think anyone took it seriously enough till this morningalready got some canned stuff yesterday.
>>472869407I... I just don't see it survive.
>>472869443Ahh, the good old oil facility at 2ft above sea level in a hurricane zone. On the south side of the island, the hurricane side. Not the north side, the side that basically never gets hit ever.
>>472869407I understand why they drive on the left, but I don't understand why they still drive on the left
>>472869407>They don't look like they are preparingNowhere to go, might as well enjoy their last days. Plus they're all high.
>>472863671I did not even consider this.Container ships floundering.wew lads.Gonna be some late deliveries.
>>472869644At least its not a nuclear power plant
>>472867812Waiting for the short bus.
>>472869644JPS powerplant is out there too btw
>>472869644Fairly standard for a port anon. Hard to move a freight ship up the mountain. But, you bring a good point. Let's hope they can either keep minimum supply, or empty it.
>>472869064That was in Bahamas, I'm pretty sure. Maybe his next move can be moving Jamaican refugees there.
>>472869438>>472869491keep talking dirty to me>>472869556anon, if you're white i hope you are okay, if not take pics
>>472869952I noticed you ignored the scientologists. Perhaps a smart move. Those guys are loony.
>>472869952>free shoes universityQRD?
>gonna stock up on gas>get a chicken tender sub from publix>mow my lawnAw yeah. It's Florida hurricane season. Might go to the flood retainer lake and fistfight the alligator we have living there.
>>472870314Dude, he's been bulking up.
>>472869928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3UmvutR8k
>>472870314
>>472870367>>472870314there has been an infestation of invasive species, such as snakeheads, of which i like to refer to them as the niggers of american waterways
>>472870314>first hurricane of the season and im out of state>no buffalo tendie pubsub with livestreams
>>472870367As he should. Told that right nonce that he was an embarrassment to his kind.
>>472869948Don't make it weird, anon. Jamaica is a Commonwealth realm. You're taxes will be going to the nigger survivors.
>no looknerIt's a nothingburger.
>>472870721So will USA probably, if it goes strait across the island, they will be extremely fucked. Think about it the ENTIRE country will have just been slammed by a cat 5 eyewall, I don't think I've ever seen that before.
>>472870721commonwealth is basically meme, has no power. now being a burger i should imagine you would wish to import and save the negroes who no longer have any weed left and have been freshly washed.
It has been downgraded to a cat 4. Literal nothingburger of a storm
https://youtu.be/UHEK-4FWXzs?si=CPhvfViMvdPXS-Lw
>>472871284source please
https://youtu.be/oqI2dnJ7i8g?si=IpCYJtZWWa_81aVlhttps://youtu.be/BBdUube_IHw?si=hQZNxiLK5iNoR4LM
>>472846582the thing that happens every year is happening again this year !!!!!!!!!!
>The Guardians will keep Florida safe, son!
>>472871408https://www.nhc.noaa.gov>155mph windsCat 5 is 156mph and higher
>>472871463>the thing that happens every year is happening again this year !!!!!!!!!!It doesn't matter how many times it happens, every time is different. How many times are you surrender monkeys going to eat a snail or a frog and keep expecting it to taste tres bien?
>>472871504yeah this is now a nothingburger. abandon bread
>>472871687what s different ? some water is going to go on florida keys , it s going to rain and have some wind , it s always the same shit
>>472871463based!!!!!! every year it is fun againgo eat snails
>>472850343Now that is a true patriot, he embraced the hurricane like a Chad.
>>472871919you re right , it s pretty fun to see some monster trucks in the strreets helping people , and some canoos and airboats on the roads , i like it
>>472871463And it's great fun every year.I hope Houston gets hit hard again this year. I want some storm parties and barbecues.I want to get my chainsaw and clear trees out of the roads for my fellow Houstonians.
>>472871854>what s different ? some water is going to go on florida keys , it s going to rain and have some wind , it s always the same shitIt must be terribly boring to live in a tiny country where nothing ever happens other than some farmers protesting. Hurricanes are a force of nature, they change the landscape and destroy lives, but our people bond and band together to support each other and rebuild to make things better than they were. Thank you for the Marquis de Lafeyette, but other than that, I hope your country continues to be overrun by Africans.
>>472867962yea. especially when the water is warm and the gulf has been fucking HOT this year. >its kinda the reason its been a hot year already. and a wet one. the real questin is how much potential is it going to lose over the yucatan, and i think its more likely to nip cancun instead of side-swiping belize. .gonna be a fun one thats for sure.
>>472872228you mutts are another species lol
>>472872602you got more nogs than africa , wtf are you talking about ?
>>472872647Just admit it we are having fun and you are not.
>>472872745>you got more nogs than africa , wtf are you talking about ?We're also somewhat larger
>>472872766having your wooden house destroyed is having fun ? i hope you have a LOT of fun this year XD
>>472872228I got 6 feet from Harvey so imma pass on that anon.
>>472872968we will
>>472872948i agree , not only your country is larger , your people are larger too , morbidly larger XD
>>472873108harvey was hysterical. ike was a blast. >galveston.
>>472872968You'll never understand the strength and resilience of the American character, faguette. We overcome, you surrender.
>>472873113hell yeah dude !
>>472873263shooting the storm like every fucking year , this shit is getting old
>>472873275based this is me
>>472871501>>The Guardians will keep Florida safe, son!Georgia keeps Florida safe anon. All this chest beating but when Desantis says run we take your tired, your poor, your drunk Floridians without question. I don't think we get enough credit for all the refugees we care for every season.>verification not required
>>472873424hqahahahahahahaa
>>472871501I'll always think of them as the Indians desu
Is someone baking?
>>472872948meh
>>472873439>I don't think we get enough credit for all the refugees we care for every season.Get Fulton County voting under control, and we'll give you all the credit you can handle. Doesn't really matter, you're still our Confederate brothers and we'd do anything to keep you safe as well.
>>472869480what doe these antennas do?
>>472873940nobody knows , it s been 20 years and still , nobody knows
>>472872948People don’t realize how big the US actually is
>>472846582Nigger
>>472873940>what is HAARPThey bounce radio waves off the ionosphere to control weather patterns and steer hurricanes. Like what happened on 9/11
We need a new baker. I’m out
>>472873898i know, im playing. im just jealous you get all the damn action
>>472874075i did it in american trucks , it s as big as your mom
>>472874226Im baking. No split plz
Migrate>>472874428>>472874428>>472874428
>>472874278>i know, im playing. im just jealous you get all the damn actionHang on a few years, they promise we'll be underwater and you'll have the southern Riviera and more hurricanes than you can shake a drumstick at
