>What's happeningElections for 650 seats in the house of commons by FPTP. This is not one election but 650 separate elections at once. The party which wins 326 or more seats will have their leader become PM.>Timelines (all in BST/UTC+1)- 7am-10pm polls open for voting in 40,000 polling stations. News reports on voting and election issues are banned.- 10pm, polls close and the combined broadcasters' exit poll is released. This has been quite accurate since 2005.- 11pm, the first seats will declare, usually safe Labour seats in the North East of England- 12am-2am (5th July), a smattering of early seats. Keep an eye out for Swindon North and South, both traditional bellweathers.- 3-6am, most seats declare, we are likely to know the winner- 6-9am, stragglers declare- 12pm 5th July, new PM in office if needed>PartiesConservative - centre rightReform - hard rightLabour - centre leftLiberal democrats - centrist-to-leftGreens - GreenSNP - Scottish nationalistsOthers - who cares lol>Where can I watch resultsBBC iplayer (needs VPN for non-Brits): https://www.bbc . co.uk/iplayer/live/bbconeSky News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUvTVdTMyY
>>473048275Give me one good reason you haven't voted lib dem today
>>473048275cant believe we are giving starmer the nuke codes
>>473048275>Where can I watch resultsI'll be watching here:https://lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-or-election-night-special-04-07-2024
>>473048386Too NIMBY
>>473048565do you have to pay to watch it there?
>>473048565>SargonIs it 2014 again?
>>473048275Not a lot of people know this but there's a hidden box on the ballot paper drawn in invisible ink and if you put a mark in the box then it's a vote for the secret white supremacy party.
>>473048275You bongs had better vote Reform, it's not even a choice.
>>473048757The Liberal Democrat box isn't hidden.
Beware of the English teacher nipponflagHe's a confirmed nonce sexpat
>>473048782>Vote for my extremist off shoot brand of toriesWhy? you're a bunch of turbo racist boomers.
>>473048782We’re literally all vooting reform lad, anyone who isn’t is a shill
>>473048565Is it free?
>>473048555We don't even have the codes, they're entirely controlled by the US, we just look after them for them.
>>473048275I asked if there was any sausage roll action but no they went to costco for butties.
Nobody cares, Nigel, pipe down. It's America's birthday, you're a non-entity.
>>473048998This is our renewal day now
>>473048923I voted for liz truss, I like her and she was unfairly targeted by the establishment.Not like the bar is set that high but she was the best female pm we have had, plus shes cute.
remember it's voooting day and that gobbo and his nonce VPNs (Dago for example) are going to try everything possible to stop you voting for are nige. Then he'll be along later going woooot no, im voting for reform (as if he leaves the house, and as if he'd vote for the party that will take away his bennies)fuck gobbo/dago. he's a paedophile.vote reform.
>>473049160fuck off back to britpol you namefag gossiping retard
>>473048998You're celebrating independence from the British, only then to immediately swear fealty to Niggers and Israel.Congrats.
daily reminder 1 million nu-britons that arrived here in 2023 have exact same voting right as you
>>473049211kys paedophile goblin
I better see rabbit’s apology to eddie when I wake up night lads x
>>473048386There is another party I like more
>>473048565BasteI'm indifferent to the results but I'll enjoy sharing a sensible chuckle with them at the tories utter annihilation
>>473048782t. bot
>>473049276you're just as mentally ill as the nonce you spamming mong
>>473048782>vote for Israel, there's no other choiceHow about no
>>473049337>Nonce tries to stop me posting that he's a nonce>His nonce VPN shows up 1 post after
angie's flaps on my face
>>473049263You're the og globohomo thoYou're just mad You're not top dog any more
what would happen If I confessed to a murder that the police had no evidence ever occurred?
>>473049384Romans were pretty globohomo desu
>>473049158If I was in her constituency I’d of done the same, she has nice milkers for an old hag
>>473049162No, because simply saying you’re planning a crime without detail or explanation isn’t proof you’re planning a crime.Also despite the stereotypes, police do not actually go after everyone for everything. The police system is massively clogged in this country. So a ton of stuff just doesn’t even get charged if they can help it.
>>473049371you're literally mentally ill and all you talk about is the goblin (you're probably him trying to make today all about him) this is your last reply nonce.
>>473049455i said KYS you fat bennymong spastic nonce.
Why does the UK ban all news coverage of polling?
cam on corbyn
>>473049394I still can't believe you can go to jail for just planning a rape.
>>473049494Because it might lead to voter intimidation
>>473048631>>473048950Yeah, free
>>473049503mayflys will be back later on laughing at rishipoos
>>473049494Only on the day of the election, and it's a good policy. The campaign is finished, just let people vote now.
>>473049514what if he wrote on a piece of paper "my rape plan is just a social experiment" and then buried it, then later told the police where to find it?
>>473048386I'm not a homosexual.
What's the point of staying up and ruining your sleep schedule just to confirm what the 10pm exit poll already tells you who's going to win with a fairly high degree of accuracy?
Are the Tories really going to lose 300 seats? This just seems insane to me. Have they really been that awful?
>>473049494They only ban exit polls until midnight, Because in theory polling companies could influence voters otherwise. In practice I don’t really see the difference between an exit poll and all the other polls before it. The exit poll is more accurate I suppose.The worry is that if they release an exit poll at say, 6pm. That shows some seats are on a knife edge, a party could decide to do a last minute bus ride to grab whoever they can to vote for them to push them over the edge. Which is not really the spirit of democratic participationIt’s also why I think the compulsory voting idea is retarded
>>473048275A white wine for the lady
i live in bristol central so there's only gonna be a labour or green MP here, who should i vote for
>>473049635Fun to watch politicians panic. Tories will be sweating and spinning PR like spiders.
>>473049739green for maximum chaos
>>473048386im not gayI luv farrage but I think reformers are going to be a wasted votes on a meme. I don't fancy a shitty colation again. I'm vooting conservative along, the real racist party.
>>473049635It’s good for a laugh, especially tonight when we’ll get to see so many Tories losing seats. I’m only sad Andrew Neil isn’t on the BBC any more, I enjoyed watching him savage everyone.
>>473049688its how it works in this country. the idiots vote for tories, after 10 years or so they say they're responsible for everything bad happening, so they'll vote labour next time. 10 years after that they say that labour have lost it, vote conservative. it goes on like this forever. Only reform can actually fix UK. Both labour and tories promised to fix immigration. Neither did. And labour won't fix it again either. They'll just increase everyone's taxes and say it's not their fault, they inherited shit from the previous gov.
>>473049739Get the voter share up for Reform.
>>473049384Yes, imagine how good we would have it if Britain still had the empire.Instead, we have... this...
Don't care: still voting Reform
>>473049781>14 Yrs Conservative government>Highest taxes ever>Highest amount of NIGGERS ever>Still votes for themAre you a nigger?
>>473049739A vote for anyone but green is a vote for labourSTOP THE SUPERMAJORITY
>>473049790i liked it when he was forced to do an on-air apology and his own body started to reject him on camera.
>>473049781>wasted votesWeird people can believe in wasted votes. Millions voted for UKIP and they won zero seats. They still got what they wanted because all those votes pressured the Conservative Party into holding the Brexit referendum
>>473048275Greens should say commies
>>473048275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291XBLyHQkEPolice state incoming
>>473049331t. street shitter
>>473048975you are wrong mate, we use to have nuclear artillery shells among many things... The system we use is American but we do control our nukes, there wouldn't be a point in even having them if we didn't.
>>473048882He's a VPNonce which in a way is even worse.
>>473049494To avoid rumours and other bollocks on polling day. It's only like this 7am-10pm whilst polls are open
>>473048565Terrible podcast with boring and low quality commentary.
>>473050043there aren't any codes either. he's a mong.
if you asked AI to draw a green party leader she looks exactly how it would probably come out
>>473049958how about this.on the ballot, you have your actual vote with all of this bullshit tactical voting crap biasing it.Then you have alongside it your 'ideal vote' - the party you actually support, if any, for the sake of interest. What about that?
>>473048275i cant be arsed desu, if i go out my mum will make me get milk so that makes it two stops, fuck that
>>473049688Potentially yes, we don't have the same level of tribalism as the US does
Got my fingers crossed for the Celtic parties. SNP, Plaid, Mebyon Kernow you got this!
>>473050038In all seriousness why do you think Reform would do anything about immigration when the tories didn't?
>>473049688>say they’ll provide stability>constantly scheming and backstabbing and changing leaders on a regular basis>say they can be trusted with the economy and people will be better off>preside over the worst inflation in 40 years with no real terms rise in wages, buying a house is now impossible for the average person, even affording utility bills and food is now a struggle>say you’ll control immigration>let in record numbers of immigrantsYes, they have been utter shite.
>>473050120Is she a lezza?
>Rishi Sunak calling himself a dogIs he trying to win the racist vote?
>>473049688they have conserved nothing, literally everything is worse now.
>>473050236>underdoghe is the current PM though... does he know how these things work? Probably not
>>473050128Nah, I’d prefer just proportional representation. Then you actually can just vote for your preferred party and get representation
>>473049494because the power of polling companies and the media is profound, absurdly so, the pre-declaration of Labour as winners has had a huge effect
>>473050236If you're the underdog and the incumbent, that alone should tell you something. Zero self awareness
>>473050155>Celtic parties>Want to import millions of NIGGERSWhat did they mean by this?
>>473048275Please explain your rationale in describing the current tory party as centre-right
>>473049688Yes. They are neo-liberal boomers who only care about importing niggers to keep house prices high, and wages low.
>>473050209I'm amazed that over the course of the whole campaign not one person reminded that paki cunt he couldn't even win his own party's leadership election, let alone a general election.
>>473050110I don't know about that actually, but i do know the system works and it needs authorization obviously but the launch sequence is no different than a cruise missile, its just put in the tube and fired and once it leaves the tube its onboard guidance takes full control. And its multiple warheads, its a pretty decent system actually.
So get everyone hates conservatives for basically just being liberals, but what the fuck is gonna happen when labour wins?Trannies and Muslims and anti-free speech will be to the max
>>473050359yeah true
>>473048386Anyone that considers voting libdem must be a new voter. I don't understand how they're even a party anymore, the greens should wipe them out as the leftist protest vote. They gave tories power by forming a coallition a few seasons back, one of the worst seasons of ukparl I've watched. I agree with nick.They went back on every promise they made for a few shekels. Now it's a party of childless women and low test men, if you're in that category just vote green
>>473050035Yes, because it's not like people are being jailed for thought crime sticker campaigns and denied visiting rights from their children under the Tories.
>>473050453They didn't want to remind everyone about liz truss
>>473035111>PartiesConservative - LeftReform - Centre-RightLabour - Hard LeftLiberal Democrats - Hard Left to LeftGreens - Extreme left-wingSNP - Hard LeftFTFY
>>473050456>it needs authorizationthe sub commanders have their own authority to launch. there are no codes. there is no PAL system in the UK. One of the leaked methods sub commanders would use is to listen for the existence of BBC Radio 4. No radio 4 (and other signs) = launch the missiles. They have letters of last resort in a safe on the subs. There are no codes, and the PM doesn't say launch the nukes. It's all on the sub commanders.
>>473050459i think a lot of people are sick of the merry-go-round of the two party system
>>473048275Just voted, Labour of course. Gonna be a fun night seeing the tears here when you Reformtards dont get a single seat AGAIN.
>>473050459Things will get worse before they get better yes.
>>473050165https://youtu.be/tIlaYS7Voqw?si=OhZ1o3Q1Ta3SaZ69&t=112
Timeline
You know how bad the tories are just from how many of the old guard have resigned and not stood again this yearMy MP is an old fashioned Tory MP. His father was a Tory MP. He stood down this election. New candidate is a literal whoThis is a swing seat too. Barely any campaigning from tories. I think they’re focusing their efforts on their heartlands so it must be looking pretty fucking bad for them
>>473049688Things have only been getting worse since they got into power. That and the constant corruption scandals since bojo mean they haven't been very popular lately
>>473050043The warheads are British but the missiles are completely at the behest of the americans, they're useless to us.Even if they could be launched independently, there's probably no way of firing them at either the USA or Israel, and these are the only two countries that I want to nuke, hence they're useless to the UK.We need our own system like the French.
Just voted Conservative. Reform tards will still hand Labour a majority though. But a least I can say I told you so after labour do irreversible damage.
>>473050382Labour and Tories are anglo saxon parties m8
>>473050594They'll get at least five. Also imagine bragging about this, when we have a FPTP system. Lol.
Hearing rumours of fireworks in Washington DC to celebrate Labour's win
>>473050617So because he said so in a promotional video that means he will do it? Didn't Trump make similar promises when he was elected? Something about a wall? Again, seriously consider why the tories have failed to do anything about immigration in spite of them being quite staunchly anti-immigrant
>>473050120Why do British politicians and American politicians have such bad hair styles? Her head shape would work wonders with a side shave, this hair style makes her look lame.
>>473050594Based. The faster the country dies the quicker the people that don't belong here will leave. Long live Starmer the destroyer. Higher taxes and more jews all round
gonna wee in the ballotboxfinally, my micropeen has a purpose
>>473050671>But a least I can say I told you so after labour do irreversible damage.Nothing they will do can be any worse than what the Tories have done. We are at rock bottom.
>>473050628Sunak has been all over places with 20k tory majorities in the last 3 weeks, full on panic mode.
>>473050594>Just voted, Labour of courseCheers ECtHR for enforcing nonce voting rights like this guy
>>473050709All of the "celtic" parties you listed want more NIGGERS.
What’s Suella Bravermans long game?She keeps saying the tories should merge with Reform as well.I always find it weird there’s this contingency of Indian women who are pro brexit, anti immigration and conservative (also anti Islam which isn’t that weird for an Indian)Priti Patel for example. Just generally more right wing than the Indian men like sunak
>>473050709SNP just had a Pakistani Muslim in power who complained there were too many white people in Scottish government. Isnt that shit happening in Ireland as well?
>>473050776Kek, wait and see. Either way things were on target to get worse. Net zero is coming for YOU
>>473050671What could current Labour do that the Conservatives haven't?
>>473050885I support Net Zero.
>>473050671This mate, Labour is a far bigger threat to the country than the retards in here realise. Vote blue, no matter who
>>473050760this country would have to be worse than the shithole slums all the pakis come from before they leave
>>473050120I would
>>473050594>Reform wins, country fixed (won't happen)>Labour wins, I get unlimited benniesSounds like a good deal to me. Sorry redditor.
>>473050776Incorrect, if Starmer wanted Eu nationals to vote in the referendum. What's to stop him allowing foreign nationals working here to vote in our elections. Or to make the path to British citizenship much easier. The Torys put the country in downfall but we are rapidly accelerating it under labour.
Labour will have a hundred-seat majority at the very least. David Starkey has laid out Labour’s constitutional reforms, who they aim to permanently institute their modernisation agenda. Expect more quangos and the delegation of more powers to permanent select committees that will exist to promulgate their agendas. If they follow through with their pledge to abolish the House of Lords and institute a new upper house Britain will be changed forever. The only good thing which can result is the relegation of the Conservative Party to a minor position and the prospect of Labour’s supporters and the common man to their “improvements”.
>>473050563that is a bit worrying actually lol. 4 subs with 16 missiles each, that is 64 in total and they carry multiple MIRV, the UK has enough warheads to destroy the world apparently... No the wonder they talk shit to putin...
>>473050429this needs answeringalso reform - far-right? bit disingenuous that
>>473050671>DUDE, VOTE CONSERVATIVE>14 YEARS IN POWER WASN’T ENOUGH TIME TO DO LITERALLY ANY OF THE THINGS TOU WANTED>BUT THEY WILL DEFINITELY DO IT THIS TIME
>>473050563>and the PM doesn't say launch the nukes. >It's all on the sub commanders.exactly and i've said it many times, they think they are in control but they aren't
Voted for r nige then told everyone I voted Labour heheh
>>473051029>What's to stop him allowing foreign nationals working here to vote in our elections.The civil service and the courts, which he doesn't control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vr_jq1SvxAcorI'm ready to let it go with Tessajust what I need todaydestress from the electionbet her hand feels soft and warm
>>473050709There's nothing Anglo saxon about the conservatives or labour
>>473051121Gay and fake argument. Torys are trash but its a slow decline. Under labour the country will be irreversibly destroyed in 5 years.
imagine wasting your vote on reform
>>473050668you're self shitting on us mate and you are fucking retarded, if we needed to we could obliterate the USA, that is what mutual destruction actually means. They can do it to us, but if they ever did we would retaliate and vice versa
>>473051121I just don't understand the brainrot of people who are voting conservative. Literally the only argument they have at this point is "Labour will be worse".
>>473048275>Reform - hard rightMong
>>473050429The terms left and right are meaningless in a vaccum. They describe parties relative to other parties. The Conservatives occupy the centre-right position in British politics.
i cant believe the remnants of the tories will be led by either a paki (braverman) or a nigger (badenoch)neither are even that british nor do they have any grasp of british values whatsoever.
>>473051256T. redditor
>>473051227i'm sure you'll tell us how labour will irreversibly destroy the country in 5 years
>>473051227DUDE Conservatives will be kind enough to shit on your face slowly, whilst Labour will shart all over you in one fell dump!Wow - amazing.
>>473051269Yeh but that's true. Also with Starmer/Brown's constitutional reforms there's no comeback after this election. We're done.
>>473051256b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-buhit's a protest vote innitgotta vote for the xenophobes bro, who in this age spoils their ballots bro me I love fascism I doway better, way more free than turning up & spoiling my ballottelling another non voter to do the same? gay shitgayyyyyyyyyyy shit brolike cum coated shit broneed them to turn up and not vote, not vote because if they votethen they're a part of the establishment and my protest vote means less broooooooooooooooooooooooo
I respect Conservative voters the least.
anyway I have nothing but respect to our men and woman in the military, its a fucked up hard job that no normie would ever understand. T. ex military.
How do Greens still get votes? Who are these people that vote for them?
>>473051256
>>473048275
>>473051298I still don't see how you can look at the current tory party and see them as centre-right, even by your reasoning. They're at the minimum right wing.
>>473051495Muslims, and retards that like the smell of their own farts.
>>473051495People in left wing university towns with a lot of educated middle class people. Like Brighton.
>>473051269They will be so either you choose to mitigate the damage or accelerate it. Both are bad options but the destruction of the Conservatives will be a positive.
>>473051361Reforms to the house of Lords creating a new second chamber that will ensure permanent left wing rule. Like Blair did with education, the police and the courts. Also more government sectors will be transfered to unelected civil servants which is also permanently left wing thanks to Blair's reforms.
>>473048386This lad accosted me outside the polling station and gently persuaded me to vote for r nige
i voted labour for ange only
>>473051445just think of them as pensionersthen torture a tory is a bit less controversial innitonly weirdo faggots who love their nans objectwhy are they being so weird about it, beatrice ain't leaving her shack to you raul.
Josh, stop being a satanic fat cunt, and cut out all the other bait threads. Seriously, hope you have a heart attack lad. Just enough of one to realign your priorities, at least.
bit sus that rabbit hasn't been around today
>>473051574>let me feel ya muscles lad
HAHAHAHAHHAA TORY MONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAH
>>473051432how many levels of gay retard are you on?
>>473051574lovely muscles there lad
>>473051462Thank you for your service
>>473051495What's the alternative? The two main parties are fiscally identical and Reform is Trussonomics 2.0. It's either them or the LibDems
Labour (aka Redditors) trying to push that Reform is a wasted vote, yet shitting themselves of a Reform surprise win - preventing their majority.You love to see it
>>473049158>she was unfairly targeted by the establishment.I think it was the smear campaign that started 3 months before she got in that clued me in desu
>>473051572In the same sense that we constantly get blocked from deporting migrants thanks to the courts. Now imagine that but will all laws that the possible future right wing try to pass.
>>473048782I want my Norwegian wife to live with me soon so no, Farage can fuck off
>>473051672what he will reform?
>>473051650I guess +500I'm on rape a niggerfaggot whiteboy who says they'll vote reform to educate 'emmaybe more, what type of scale or level are you talking about?
>>473050760Mate there's literally Pakis and Indians in the Congo running shops and stuff.
Fucks sake lads, they wouldn't let me in while I was swigging out of my 2ltr bottle of frosty's, whats that all about??
>>473051612I'm not sure even pensioners like the Conservatives any more.
>>473051727i reformed your mums insides last night mate
>>473048386because I'm not gay
>>473051672>yet shitting themselves of a Reform surprise win
>>473050752Has anyone else on the ballot said anything about stopping immigration?
>>473051672I'm not voting for a frog mate.Not voting for a frog who humped a german.Who bailed year after year after year.Sorry, maybe if the frog had tried to intregrate.but wait, that frog said that EU citizens cant, 'ates roma and welcomes wogs.Not got my vote.Maybe the paki should fuck off back to france.We're full.
Reform isn’t hard right. Reform is held together only by Farage, it’s a nebulous entity.
>>473051046> Oh won't anybody think about The House of Lords!Are you serious?
>>473051772If pensioners don't like the conservatives then who the fuck is left? Dodgy Dave and hedge funds?
>>473051858>>473051816>>473051584>>473051256
>>473051672>Reform winLol - Not under a FPTP system bruv.
>>473051670Zero carbon is hardly a fiscal stance. Without nukes that is.
>>473051872Reform isn't even a real party.It's a tesco meal deal but they're out of stock on the liptons peach iced tea.
>>473048386Because those faggots abandoned all their principles when they formed a coalition government in 2010 with those bastard tories. They reneged on every policy they had and every promise they made just so they could jump into bed with those in charge. They’re spineless scum and shouldnt be trusted
>>473050944Tories have been doing labours work for years. Don't understand why people think voting Con is somehow going to save us from Lab, the've been useless unless higher tax and third worlder's are your thing. Hopefully reform will get a good turnout and take the cons place
>>473048275Didn't read. Spoiled my ballot.
How many more gibsmegrants is Labour going to bring into bongistan?
When I went to do my morning vote, noticed a lot of my fellow Reformers there. When I did my last round of voting in the arvo, a lot of them were gone. I approached the group of Reformers who remained, they all have a painstaking look on their face, I asked "What's going on? I've voted 6 times today." They told me "It's over. Reform has fallen and thus, so has the West."
>>473051845Labour and the Tories both want immigration reform. The Tories more so than Labour, admittedly
>>473048275Dude what the fuck you guys deserve to wipe every Conservative off the face of this planet, what a little backstabber Rishi was. Worst immigration ever with a """Con""" party? Honestly, may as well get rid of brexit if it does nothing but hobble your economy.No wonder you guys are always so demoralized. Get your moralization back dudes sometimes you gotta get your liberal mojo back to get the white people back in power. Just get your economy back, bring back the coastal cities and Make UK Great Again!
>>473051913Nobody wants a mutt filled paki and nigger upper house chamber like your shithole mate. There are some very based, esoteric, dark souls-esque members of the lords I wouldn't want to see leave
>>473051256Imagine wasting your time voting.
>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473048386>>473052050>>473048386>>473052050that I'd guessbut maybe I don't like voting for baldiesbut nahprobably that
>>473051989I think you really need to read the green manifesto before assuming all they want is zero carbon and nothing else.
>>473048386They blew it when they had their shot. Also what the fuck are their actual policies - lol funni did le bunji jump. Nah.
>>473052080The Tories have been in office for 14 years. If they wanted reform, they would have reformed.
>>473052059did you spoil with anything interesting?
The fucking what now? What absolute creature would actually be interested in this?
>>473052080Top delusion.
>>473048923No we’re fucking not you bald retarded cunt, farage is a charlatan. Campaigns for brexit then goes to live in france when you retards voted for it, he’s no more for the common man than sunak or starmer is
>>473052200Yes, my point I'm trying to make is why do you think Reform would do anything about it if the Tories won't? There's probably a deeper reason behind them not doing so because they don't want to.>>473052263I'm just quoting their manifestos. You may as well say Reform doesn't want to do anything about immigration either by this logic
>>473050502>I don't understand how they're even a party anymore, the greens should wipe them out as the leftist protest vote.Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthat's easy.The greens are even more nimby than the lib dems and allow anyone in, by anyone I mean conservatives.They're not even a leftist party, they're a fucking gimmick gang like ukup but ruled by fools and have taken control of English councils because anyone south of like manchester is apparently a fuckin' mongoloid and I don't know an English town that's more north than joy division land mate.
>>473052094Both Labour and Conservatives want an elected Lords with various special interest carve outs. There is no difference between them.
>>473051742They went there because of the British Empire importing them to East Africa. Some went to Congo when the Belgians ran it to run businesses. Same community as Rishi is from. A few stayed after independence though most joined their cousins from British East Africa in Britain in the 1970s.
just got back, voted reform.Nowt else to vote for.
>>473051672>Reform surprise winHahahahahahahahaha
>>473052080hahaha you actually typed that out, mad
>>473052289who did you vote for la?
>>473052246>meet laura kuenssbergwhyunless I can travel back 30 years and face fuck her before her jowls setwhy would yashe's just some weird tory bint crying about the worldlike a lesser truss with worse feet on a povvo salary
>>473052105>Wasting your timeIt takes a few minutes dipshit. Voting is the cheapest, smallest effort way to have any semblance of a voice in government. Even if it is rigged, they have one more vote to cover up.
>>473052343>There's probably a deeper reasonNot really. They're toffs who are detached from reality and don't need to live near NIGGERS. They like house prices going up and cheap labour.
>>473048782I voted Labour. The Starmageddon is inevitable.You have a choice to not be a subhuman retard, mutt>>473048923>We’re literally all vooting reform>We're...and here is an example of an inferior subhuman retard. 'We're'? I destroy your opinion, when I don't vote as you say I should. Who are you to think you have the right to say what others should say, do & think? Just heard on Sky News about the fat nonce Gavin Plum being found guilty. Of Thoughtcrime against Holly Willoughby. There IS a wrong way to fantasise after all: and that lardy manbaby /r9k/ reject no longer has the right to have any rights. Good. The news article mentioned how deepfakes are illegal here since last year. And how a US officer was the one who caught that fat subhuman. There's calls for web servers, social media etc to eliminate the services subhumans like this use.Don't forget, after tomrrow GCHQ will have a new boss. They're watching out for thoughtcrime. That includes you, brit/pol/.A fat inferior subhuman denied more than just its right to have opinions? Good. If more like that thing are denied their rights because of thoughtcrime - neo-Nazis I'm looking at you - even better.First they came for those committing thoughtcrime, sexcrime etc: I did not speak out because I didn't have wrong opinions....and then they did not come for me: because I'm not an asshole.Only assholes have wrong opinions: thoughtcrime. GCHQ will watching you, brit/pol/. Good.
So Starmer is a hardcore Keynesian money printing import as many third worlders and tax the middle class out of existence neoliberal like Trudeau and Albanese and Macron with zero progressive tendencies?
>>473051663nice of you anon, few people appreciate us, you get a lot of arm chair retards who would never ever be able to do the shit i've done... its 4 am bitches don't care if you've only had 30 minutes sleep, now are gonna stress the fuck out for the fuck of it in the pissing down rain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucgU2DJlBiw
>>473050946Drive through burnt oak mate, we're almost there
>>473052343If someone does the exact opposite of what they state for 14 years, then you can safely presume they aren't ever going to do it.
>>473052343> manifestosConservative manifestos are meaningless when you have their actions for a decade and a half right in front of you.
I'd pretend to have voted reform today for you ladsbut it might make you go out stillso I'll pretend in a few days and it'll all be rightthat's the ukip way innit
>>473052080No they don’t. Both parties are ideologically opposed to immigration controls. The Conservatives support uncontrolled immigration to prop up the economy and help large businesses (their donors), and Labour are international (like the Conservatives) socialists who cannot oppose immigration without tanking the economy and destroy their own materialist beliefs. Neither party leadership is against mass immigration as both serve as subalterns for the financiers and donors who promote them.
Lots of 1pbtid today mmmh
>>473052620Same with reform.but you fags refuse to start your own party and instead kowtow to weirdo richfags lol
>>473052741you are one
>>473052793not anymore
>>473052741lotsa rapists toostandard english day innit
Are you Fucking assholes really going to let Labour win in a steamroll victory and do whatever the Fuck they want just because you didn't get your Fucking ponies!? Why are you doing this?
>>473052385Found this on Google from the Kinshasa Hindu Temple kek
quick remind that if you voted for Reform you are a libtard
A VOTE FOR TORIES IS A VOTE FOR LABOUR
>>473052822
>>473052490All of the candidates are liars.
>>473052511Yes. Their manifesto lays out how they will codify their constitutional changes as permanent. Many more quangos and one-issue committees. More parliamentary powers delegated elsewhere. Now any anti-establishment forces have to worry about unelected bodies blocking reforms.
Vote Reform to make the benniemong seethe
>>473052491The reason is most likely that the economy would crash if they started deporting immigrants and restricted immigration. The people backing Reform don't want the economy to crash.>>473052525Yes, they probably won't ever do it. That's why they just do populist policies Rwanda which do nothing to resolve the overall issue.>>473052529I agree that parties lie in their manifestos. But then you might make the same argument for Reform. Why should we assume they would be any different?>>473052620I agree. But Reform are the same, is my point. Same donors, same type of people running it.
>>4730528842 NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH
>>473052858Conservatives == Labour
>>473052940This
>>473052966u mad libtard?
>>473052873Reform needs to get grip and kick these fuckers out.Not right these cunts are allowed to stand.
>>473052858A vote for Tories is a vote for Labour.
>>473052614>that's the ukip way innitTotal White Rightard Death
So they are saying the Greens might win 3 more seats, including Bristol Central.
>>473052910this is very hurtfuldanes and anglos are supposed to be good friendsremember danelaw?
>>473052858Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateit's FPTPnot only is it FPTPit's FPTP in a historically one party systemhow fucking nonced up are you, you cunt
Vote TND in your heart
>>473053011ffs lol
>>473052993>>473053021Fucking how!? You sound like MAGA!
>>473053074this is a Norman supremacist board, you fucking white nigger
>>473048275Guys I'm still undecided here, do I vote Tory or Labour??
>>473052914Then vote for yourself or someone who isn't running. Or vote for the person who will minimize the pain if you want to be pragmatic. Not voting at all is not pragmatic at all.
>>473053009You are literally no different than a boat person
I just vote on which party has the hottest brown girls. I love them. I'd vote tory if mommy Pritti was the leader.
>>473053154No, you don't
>>473053021A vote for (Un)Reform(ed) is a vote for Labour:Starmer thanks you for your help, o Faragetards
>>473053197Mega based
>>473053096https://youtu.be/PhefmGrdGwU?si=FCc6-0PhxI4msXvQ&t=185easy up matedon't wanna choke on that pint now
>>473053034>one issue party forms>gets what it wants>dissolves itsselfkek you're thick as pigshit. Farage is clearly a miracle worker.
pay the BBC loicense
>>473053197All i want is mass deportations
Why are the Bangladeshis all up in arms and mad at Labour?
>>473053252Voting Reform. Sorry labour shill
>>473051265Why would america (or anyone) sell a nuclear weapons system that could be used against themselves you halfwit? There will be some kind of fail-safe inside that stops them being targeted at the USA (and Israel). The American missiles have no such fail-safe for firing at the UK, and as we already know under the Israeli Samson Option directive they currently have several of their own Jericho missiles programmed to hit the UK sitting in a bunker somewhere waiting.They can hit us any time they want, we can't hit them.... hence why later today we are getting a new PM 'installed' who is openly a puppet for the US and Israel, and there's fuck all we can do about it, we are an occupied vassal state.
>>473053197I jus' shag the brown girls without ideology.
>>473048275would
>>473053154vote for (ch)angevote labour
>>473053252>trust the Rwanda plan, two more cancelled flights and we'll finally deport 10 people
>>473053252Reminder that the people who founded this newspaper supported Hitler
>>473053181at least im not a Reform voterwhat a stupid libtard you are kek
would
>>473053235Look I need to go out and vote soon. Which of the two main parties do I choose from?
>>473053270why is the audio so bad?
>>473053252Daily Heil is fucking desperate
>>473048275So, who are we rooting for here?
>>473053197
>>473053342are ange
>>473052589The House of Lords was neutered and destroyed in 1999. Labour under Blair abolished most of the hereditary peers, independent members who did not need to spend decades being a networker to attain their seats. After 1999 the Lords are composed of more than eight-hundred party-appointed peers and a rump of eighty-nine hereditaries. A composition which firmly blocks any independent opposition to the Westminster consensus. This is without elaborating on how powerless the House of Lords has been since 1911.
>>473053384she's a top slagbut a jew
>>473053383Is this chris broad?
>>473052910can't believe this pic exists, nothing surprises me anymore
>>473053424a big bastard asteroid
>>473048275seems a bit rude to have a meaningless election on an american holiday
>>473053252
The reason Labour has won is they have concealed how radical they are and hence anons here to believe Torys=Labour which is moronic as they will find out.
>>473053342Will they actually be better than the Torys?? I think Rishi has been good despite covid.
Just got word it's looking like a hung parliament. A lot of shy Tory voters, yet again.
>>473053453no it mepewdiepie
>>473053301Starmer had a Freudian slip and said what we all know and that is we have to many retarded Bangladeshis and they have to go back
>>473053508Hello Pete
>>473053542mum just told me she lost her nerve today and voted tory. I'm not joking either, could be happening everywhere today
>>473053170Oh no an American on the internet thinks I'm not pragmatic.
>>473053440Right, so it's already over, like I said. The Tories are a pressure release valve. They must be crushed.
>>473053554Is Keir Starmer going to actually be based?
>>473052858lol, accelerate!
>>473048275i'm gonna immigrate to england and vote labour, you can't stop me
>he still thinks Lords members aren't electedThey go through elections, a little known fact nobody mentions.
>>473053154>I'm still undecided hereI've voted since I turned 18: local elections, referendums, and local elections: as I did after I got up at 7AM so I could be first outside the polling station thus be the first to vote there. As when I turned 18, I've voted Labour. I'll do so since today.Things like >>473053154 are retards that have no minds of their own. Self awareness? An alien concept to you, >>473053154.
>>473053542>PR would fix thatB-B-BUHFuck off with your sick note culture.Mental illness isn't real.Anxiety isn't real.Be a tory or top yourself mate.
>>473053685very much no
>>473053429Ash is disgusting though.
>>473053685
>>473049394Likely nothing, the police would question you under caution, and ask you for proof. After all you are confessing. Unless they see concrete evidence, they wouldn't even be able to get a conviction.
>>473053508Labour in power hasn't been radical since 1945.
I did it for her
>>473048386>no second chances>once in a generation>results come in>"anyone who challenges this is a fascist enemy of democracy">leave wins>proceeds to spend the next 5 years screeching about a second referendum
>>473053307>>473053252Thanks for the vote for Labour, retard
>>473053755Look this is a very important election. I need to know which box I will put a tick next to. I think both the conservative and labour party have their valid points.
>>473053664Destroying the House of Lords, obliterating the institution by either not replacing it or creating a US style senate, would be a terrible mistake. It was also be cutting some of the last ties to old Britain, if it happens future generations won’t be able to understand the pre-2024 political landscape and system; it will be used as a means of ridiculing the past for not embracing progress.
Quick reminder the jap flag has posted CP before
>>473053812he looks very British at least...
Everyone here who voted Labour and Tories I hope you are drafted first into the meatgrinder
>>473053853Wrong you think through economics. Every institution that upholds our country has been irreversibly destroyed.
>>473053111>Fucking how!?Because they're functionally the same party. There is only the illusion of choice. Under Tories we have gotten:Record immigrationRecord inflationRecord house pricesCompletely stagnant wagesand about a million other terrible things besides.Under Labour before them we got all those things but also an illegal war in Iraq.Under Labour now we will get all those things again.Whether you vote left, or vote right, you get the same fucking thing. Something has to give.
>>473053866if you did it you wouldn't be typing so you're a lying pakilike all reform voters
>>47305374890 are elected by other lords
>>473053988if they are sensible they will get japmoot to give them the ip of everyone who regularly posts on pol and send them in the first wave.
>>473053967Already neutered by both parties 25 years ago. What are you on about?
>>473053755Why has Starmer taken to wearing those stupid glasses? He doesn’t need glasses and he looks ridiculous.
>>473052456I'm getting George Allahway vibes from him
>>473054010Seethe Muhammed enjoy Rwanda
>>473053900If only the cunts had screeched as hard about AV/PR
>>473053988But only one of them could realistically win.
>>473053812He looks kind of based there actually. How tall is he? If he is tall that might mean he is even more likely based.
>>473053994Yes, we all remember those dark tragic years of Tony Blair.
>>473054008>continually wins in youre path
>>473053453>chris broad?He likes Ironmouse. That lad likes a Puerto Rican vtuber? Good for him.
>>473054079That wasn’t my point. I wrote of the Orwellian psychology impact in that post, not the Lords’ powers.
>>473054008It can always get worse. Prediction; Labour will fast track the route to ctizenship to living in the country for two years
>>473053440They started letting life peers in back in the 60s
>>473054218Oh, you're a loony.
Oh no no no
>>473053685His manifesto is promising less spending than the Conservative one and last time Labour were in government there was *less* immigration and *more* deportations than what we have now.All the tory fearmongering about Labour are things that have currently come true under the tories.
You think you're in control? In years to come you will hate us, but in the end we always win.
>>473054165Yes and we've been living with left wing courts, police, education and civil service since.
>>473054008lmao this is fairy cope at its finest
>>473053046how the fuck is that even possible?
>>473054296They don’t fly to America do they?
>>473054200I don't think Chris actually knows much about Ironmouse. He has to say he likes her because he did the charity streams for her with Connor. Connor does alot of streams with her though.
>>473054296Billionaires and corporations trying to join in on memes makes me cringe so hard
>>473053812looks dangerously close to Bormann there
>>473054360Oh, if people had only voted Conservative!Wait, they did. How did that turn out?
New>>473054435>>473054435
>>473053542>got word...out of your arse>got word = 'trust me bro'Reality proves opinions wrong, though. Nice screencap material, thanks. Retarded opinions always need to be proved wrong.
>>473054388Bristol, Brighton and some weird seat in Suffolk called Waveney Valley. I can understand the first two but the last is a weird one
>>473054296what did they mean by this?
>>473054296Do Ryanair fly to California these days?
>>473053383stop shitting britpol up with your gook well poisoning ffs.Nobody is voting tory or labour, so cope and seethe.
>He has known the results since 2pmRedpill me on exitpolls
>>473054448You're half right. It can be made good by not implying that they're alive but that their coffin will be flown to LA.That's where the laughs are at, the brutal realism of some paki being smoked.
>>473054676What’s there to redpill on
>>473054676Damp rag decides the entire election, then puts out a slightly wrong 'exit poll' at 10 to fool the population. The King answers to him, who he answers to in turn is unknown.
>>473054360it's amazing that the institutions were non political before the great cultural revolution of 97
>>473054869Does he answer to the bogdanoffs?
>>473053866I think she's the one this time lads, I can feel it in me plumbing
>stop shitting britpol up with your gook well poisoning ffs.>Nobody is voting tory or labour, so cope and seethe.
>>473053961If I can decide when I was 18 who to vote for and have always voted for them since, what's your excuse? But iff baby needs to be spoonfed, fine: do you part for Starmergeddon. I have, and without any need to think about it. I DID.>>473053685>Is Keir Starmer going to actually be based?...on this chap, hopefully:When even Conservative Winston Churchill praised him for implementing his plans he drew up for the National Health Service & Welfare State during WWII, who better to be based on?
>>473054937If they haven't actually died, then yes, it's very possible.
>>473054869He answers to the conservatives matey. Always has.
kek'ing hard at the fact that people unironically went out of there way today to go vote for a centre-left party like Reformholy kek
Migrate>>473054435>>473054435
>>473054462Shit but still better than if Brown, Milliband or Corby had won.
>>473048275>Reform UK - actual right>Workers Party - actual left>Conservative - fake neoliberal globalist right>Labour - fake neoliberal globalist left>Liberal Democrats - minions anyone can make a coalition with if they don't get a majority>Greens - gaymaxxing party (and not in the cool homofash way)>SNP - Scottish "nationalists" who love the EU and want to keep the Bank of England as lender of last resort>Plaid Cymru - moar gibz 4 Wales pls :)>DUP/Sinn Fein/UUP/SDLP - Norn Iron sectarians who now do elections instead of shooting each other>Monster Raving Loony Party - most based political party in human historyFTFY
>>473054305>less spending than the Conservative oneDuring the pandemic, in terms of spending Bozo the Clown was more hyper-socialist than Corbyn-era Labour.It's more than impossible for Starmer to be any worse....but you renationalise British Rail, Sir Keir. Destroy everything that vile subhuman Thatcher did. Even Bozo said 'There is such thing as Society, not individuals', so when he could destroy Thatcherism once and for all...!
>>473052400This
>>473054360>left wing courts, police, education and civil service since>Gavin Plum the subhuman nonce will rot in jailTotal /r9k/ Manbaby Death.
>>473053383We don't have a national socialist party on the ballot so given the choice reform is the less tarded of the liberal selection
