>QRD...AIRCRAFT MEASURES VERY LOW PRESSURE IN THE EYE OF MILTON...4:30 PM CDT Tue Oct 8Location: 22.7°N 87.4°WMoving: ENE at 9 mphMin pressure: 905 mbMax sustained: 165 mph!!!NOAA IS UNDERESTIMATINGAF RECON MEASURED 190 MPH+ SURFACE WINDS, 200 MPH+ SFMR PEAKDROPSONDE MEASURED 175 MPH+ MEAN SURFACE WINDSAIR FORCE MEASURED 180 MPH+ IN ANOTHER PASSCM IS A DISCORD FAG, BE ADVISED!!!>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flwurJ4XdD4 [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQCOr1zJoFo [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8ugR3WmAQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniUNJTWrJw [Embed]>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUYprevious>>484238243
No sub 900?
>>484242951niggers
New GFS is in
>>484242951florida anons? how are we doing?
Notice those hot chicks that do the weather on the weather channels and the tv channels with the nice outfits? Yeah. Not only do they provide weather reports, but they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the other male news anchors. And they are happy to oblige. Each time a commercial break comes on and each time they start or stop the news cast, the weather reporter hot chicks are sucking on the male anchors penises, inserting the male anchors penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
George Flood status?
HOORAY WE'RE SAVED
FINALLY
ETA still 12 hours or so?
Are you guys really happy you let this bake happen?
>>484243014why is it so far north
Cool hurri trackerhttps://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-88.86,22.88,1292/loc=-88.517,21.894
>>484243016I'm trapped in Jacksonville Send in the national guard
>>484243016321 Comfy
>>484242972Six cats reporting
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
I'm going to die? i live here
>>484242951First for TTD and stable stapler.
>>484243056more like 24-28
>>484243027really based sir but niggers are about to drown in tampa en masse
>"anon loud noises happened and I don't want to drive back to the studio can I stay at your place until the wind and rain passes? I have oatmeal raisin cookies!"
>>484243077Check(ed) the >valid at [date]
>>484243103If you didn't evacuate, yes.
>>484242951Why are hurricane names today so faggy? The other largest recorded Atlantic hurricane was named Wilma. Imagine losing all you have and watching your future be blown away by a harrowing storm that people will forever refer to as fucking MILTON.
>>484243077That’s the next hurricane that is predicted to hit New Orleans in a couple weeks.
Can TTD recover? Will we see 15' storm surge in Tampa Bay? Will our dynamic duo defeat the Joker?
>>484243058Did you know Frankie follows nog ewhores on twatter? It shocked me.
>West Palm checking in
>>484243016There are niggers hoot n' hollering this fucking late at night. The weather's got them riled up.
>>484243134ah shit, k, thanksmy calendar is lying to me
>>484242972Just Believe and it will come true
>>484243016Ready to take a nap, just drizzles in Palm Beach today.Just happy to be in the TS warning club even though it is fucking nothing.kek
>>484243184another? what the fuck is happeningdo jews have a particle weapon in the gulf
>>484243102You need to evacuate yesterday. It’s too late now. Start making peace with your god
Spics seem to be feeding it some sort of laser beam weather energy from Cancun military baseWhat the fuck bros!!!
>>484243252It’s called hurricane season.
>>484243231
>>484243056im seeing 2am Thursday
>>484243016Comfy AF in Clayalso fuck niggerville Duval
>>484243207Yes that makes him more of a legend. I live in Sydney and see Frankie all the time. I remember talking to him about Hurricane Fiona after it hit here.
>>484243277CheckedBetter write those Checks quick
>>484242951I’m in Houston for my first time. Evacuated Sarasota yesterday. This city is so fucking ghetto. So many niggers around.
It's looking like Oklahoma out there.
>>484243307it'll be christmas and yall will still be sayin this shit
>>484243172I'm staying my dad said it's going to be a categorie three when it hits so i should be fine lol
>>484243277Chaac's strengthening Milton with everything he's got. Also, checked.
>>484243318What a Hawk
>>484243423i'd punt her gorda if you know what i mean
>>484243408Why Houston and not city in a closer state?
>>484243350had season tix to the eagles in the same section as frankie. never heard him say a word.
>>484243277>doesn’t know about Jewish space lasers Yikes. NGMI.
so nothings happening again?
>>484243441Based Dad killing off his retard son
>>484243446Tuah.
>>484243411Anyone that isn’t retarded knows that hurricane season is June 1st-November 30th every year.
>>484243318Don is jealous he can't take a nap
>>484242972>>484243246>>484241716Welp it was a good run lads.
>>484243410More like oklahomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao9ix5XjD8Y&t=122Can't wait to see post hurricane sob story about this 1 legged crackhead who tried to ride out a major hurricane in 12ft sailboat and died
>>484243494You will get there
>>484243083The grin is growing
>>484243336>clay county L0L
>>484243519To be fair, retards only care about pancakes and snacks
>>484243564We're going NUCLEAR!
Who /vero/ here?>>484243051Looks like a California mugshot from the late 70s.
Why is the gas 50 cents cheaper in GA compared to FL?
>>484243058What my pizzas see when I open the freezer
>>484243626what a fun breakfast.
>>484243515 >TuahAbsolute madlad
>>484243564So Milton likely peaked
>>484243564>>484243648It's over
>>484243611Milton has nigger lips
>>484243567bro, if he loses his boat he can swim y'know?
>>484243016407, going to get drunk for two days straight
>>484243183Imagine dying to Miltonmight actually be me if a tree falls
Typical. Peaked in high school and will be a loser the rest of his life
>>484243656I think GA suspended their tax that is hidden in every states gas price around lockdown bullshit
>>484243611Heh, reminds me of him
>>484243611It really has that mexican Fuego
>>484243099>best pic
>>484243423fucking retardLook memeflag if you're going to save floridian memes at least pay attention to what you're saving. Do you even get the joke? It wasn't a hard one.
Anyone else see Milton's smug face
>>484243597That's scary
>>484242951my man Channing in the Void
Who 324 here?
>>484243785Based. 2B is getting pounded in my ad space right here even
>>484243487He's a 3-4 words kind of conversationalist
>>484243656Less of a state tax on gas as GA has state taxes while FL doesn't and also easier to ship via pipeline GA is already connected too.
>>484243158Yes, but you must eat all the eggs
>>484243837Wouldn't the sand immediately wash away in case of flooding? Seems pointless
>>484243698Just a tiiiiinyyyy bit moaar 896
>>484243813
ahsg discord:/dHcKumSv
>>484243410There some winds with a dick form dicking Florida
>>484243837one year fox4 had a guy out in lehigh covering flooding late at night like that. And a fucking nigger come up behind him.>It was unironically that meme where you only see the teeth and eyes at firstScared the cameraman and the guy and they cut to studio like it was a horror filmSadly this was pre youtube days.
>>484243812Fair's fair. I just wanted to repost.
>>484243734Right next to the other floating dead bodies?
>>484243910
Tampa is fucking cooked
>>484243813Those pesky mexicans sacrificed some poor immigrants again
>>484243813kek
>>484243813What edging for hours at latinas does to man.
>>484243318Lmao Sometimes I really don't understand why so many people hate him
>>484243965but without the fat tip part its not as funny :(
>>484243813looks like trump/moonman again
reminder that soon the pressure will rise and the wind speeds will fall>and the wind field size of milton is going to explode, then he'll drown the whole west coast
>>484244082
>>484243016Bah humbug
>>484243411Hurricane season is June through November. There have been rare December hurricanes.
>>484244007mucho spooko
Look at that residential community southwest of Punta Gorda. 9 feet+ storm surge. Go into Google Street view and you can see they are all one story homes, so no going up to escape. Median age 65. Any stubborn old people staying behind are fucked.https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/152937.shtml?inundation#contents
>>484243813WTF he's alive
>>484244114>mfw browsing this thread on my phone in bed
>>484243016850 checking in. I'm glad we're sitting this one out, I still have broke shit from Michael. Has anyone noticed that Milton is hitting on October the 10th. The same day Michael hit six years ago.
ate too much pidser
Good luck Milton, see you tomorrow!
905 oh sheet...gods pissed for sure. all that lying and greed and trump your false god has brought you here. i pray for mercy for the innocent and judgement for the wicked. Amen.
>>484244114I had to turn trump i wasn't going to turn milton he didn't do anything wrong. He just wanted a margarita without salt.
>>484243813STAR CHILD
I hope this piece of shit gets killed by shear tomorrow so I can enjoy my god damn vacation. I refuse to let a hurricane named Milton ruin my fun.
>>484244179Michael apparently was retired as a hurricane name as a cat 5, and now this is the first M since then.
>>484243502what gave you that ideaseriously, I want to know what gave you any indication of that
00z models have it going even more south nowIan 2.0
>>484243597>>484243611GIFFIIIIIIIITH
>>484243016Ruskin fag checking in, just restocked the white claws and zyns, feelin comfy, should be a good one!
>>484244125Wait didnt that witch sheinbaum summon demons lately
>>484243785
>>484243597
>>484244145nah
>>484244245
>>484244004That's the spirit
>>484244329It is going to washington dc and I'm tired of pretending like it isn't.
>>484244344Yeah, well at least we’re not speaking German
>>484244281rolling for it to ruin your vacation
For my fellow sciencefags
what do the ladies do when the power is out for weeks after a hurricane
>>484244329I'll fucking kill you
>>484244352Saved, thanks.
>>484244145All that grey area is mangroves. A lot of that used to be mangrove swamps. They should not have build over the mangroves or on barrier islands.
>>484244352Oh yeah that’s the stuff
>>484244433oof
>>484244433
>>484244433Fuck you man. Seriously.
>>484243813Holy shit WTF!
>>484242951How are things going down there bros?
Milton from space.
>>484244442Charge they phone from they car and sit around doing nothing like usual
>>484244442Offer it up to the most powerful man for protection. Though this happens with or without a hurricane or power being out.
>>484244329European ensembles have gone north in the meanwhile. there is less consensus tonight
>>484244433Nice
>>484244433>>484244488>>484244495>>484244497KEK
>>484243934grow the nose, grow the nose, grow the nose
>>484244562Black hands typed this post.
So is this the calm before the storm moment for Tampa? I'm sitting here sipping my drink on mya patio and I find it hard to believe I'm going to be a victim of TTD tomorrow. I'm roughly 90-0 against hurricanes in my life and I can't see a bitch ass nigger hurricane named Milton ending my win streak.
>>484244433KWAB
>>484244208Water’s about to be CHUGGED>>484244441Thanks for the knowledge bro
>>484244547Did you take this picture?May I share it with credit to you?
>>484244442Gameboy color
>>484244433>>484244281Sorry wagie, your vacation days are up, time to go back to the cagie
for the anons asking about ETAs
WARNING I AM ABOUT TO ROLL A BLUNT:I REPEAT>I AM GOING TO ROLL A BLUNTalso milton is going to hit washington dc not swfl
>>484244433Based
>>484244585Need to me this shit back into hitting Pinellas. This is our shit. Our 1breal shot at hitting Tampa. In 43 fucking years I haven't had more than a gust of wind. It's time to level this fag haven
>>484244715i like the other style chart they do better but it only had one piece last time.
>another middle of the night stormshit is terrifying I hate it
>>484244681I remote viewed about an hour ago. You can credit: anon, thread# 484242951
>>484244433Incredible
>>484244425Die Deutsche Sprache ist so gefährlich , weil sie so präzise ist . Deal with it
>>484244715
>>484244770Mom, get off /pol/
>>484243934> problem officer?
>>484244441>Hurricane Larry>Small tight hole>Hurricane Michael>Massively gaped
>>484244777checked
>>484244782Nein
>>484244750Maybe I'm more drunk that I feel. That was illegible
>>484244715>weather man pointing at happening-conkek
>>484244849
It’s going to miss Tampa and if it does somehow hit it will be a cat 2 or 3Tampa chads have been undefeated for over a 100 years. You’re a fool to wish for TTD
>>484242951FISHY SUSHI PUSI
>>484244777chegged
>>484244433>44433I'm Not even surprise
>>484244777Checkity checksum. Sorry about anyone vacation
theres basically a party in the hurricane on flight sim lol
>>484244898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLrAyI_AQsEFrankie says its gonna be bad so you all might wanna be careful. he's never been wrong before.
>>484244640Fellow Tampa fag, we are going to make it, brah.
>>484244777Make it so.
>>484244433>>484244777Checked
>>484244777Naisu.
>
>>484244906And you're a Jew Yorker for not
>>484244955has he ever been right though?
>>484244640you're a bitch ass nigger too if you don't film shit for us
>>484244777Its over, Pack it up
>>484244433kekI hope he can get a refund.
>>484244961Yeah, I don't think it's going to be that bad
>>484244906It’s going to land in Sarasota.
>>484244329lmao you must be some tampafag trying hard to meme it south, but none of the models were wrong 30hr till land fall. they has all shifted to north lee county at that point
>>484244955k...keep me updated
>>484244768What's it for Sarasota around Nokomis??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtlqZOT2fOo
>>484244961>Brah>Doesn't want TTDFaggotry checks out
>>484244939This guy probably posting TTD off the clock, kek.
>>484245000all the time..
>>484243956that's hilarious
>>48424506310-15ft surge
What pub sub is everyone getting tomorrow?
>>484244770Kinda comfy to sleep to. Just hope none of my trees squish me
>>484245110uh... anon...
>>484244585Is that black line just the average of all the models, or are some given more weight based on success rates or other factors?
What is the happening level here? Friend thinks he’s fine in an apartment
>>484244777You fucks. I'm flying into miami tomorrow night. I expect a straight shot East now
>>484245110all of the above please
>>484244884>Doesnt have a marginal repertoire of Basic languages Ngmi
>>484245190Your friend should've left today.
>>484243748Same,And same
Anyone get a gif of the infrared that Max Velocity is playing? It literally looks like Milton is turning and laughing demonically. Holy shit
>>484244777What
>>484245110Texas fag here. Do they have an Italian one with vinegar and oil?
>>484245217Your flight is 100% getting delayed/cancelled
>>484245244If he is in an apartment, with sufficient power banks, food and water. He should technically be fine shouldn't he?
>>484245217It’s ok. I fly out at 6:40am Thursday morning. First stop in ATL, then to FLL. We’re both going to make it anon.
>>484245111>Just hope none of my trees squish meThis is literally my only fear. I live in a trailer so I'm going to my parents' house who live in an actual well built house but there's so many trees in their yard I'm terrified one or multiple are going to fall over. That and the fact that I may or may not have a house to go back to come Thursday but whatever I'm more worried about getting through the night without a tree falling and killing me.
>>484244433Oh dear
>>484244777
>>484243748>>484245253Have been drunk since friday, boss cancelled all projects thus week because of the rain.
>>484245311
>>484245111Dont know If this is lucky or Not
>>484245108I'm fucked.
>>484245110How's the poboy?
>>484242951Friendly reminder that undyne is a lezzo and would not touch your penis
>>484244770Worst part are tornadoes they spin off>>484245111Checked, you'll be fine anon.Sending my made it from Wilma's eye energy.
are latina gfs easy to get in florida
>>484244995Milton doesn't care abou6 people.
>>484245271minor sidenote styxxx has really shown himself as a complete dirtbag, he even grows like abortion meds in his garden last i heard. it has been a terrible year for libertarians.
>>484245008Bitch it's going to be a light breeze and a light drizzle in Tampa. Hurricanes are legit not real, just some storm surge for the wealthy folk that bought all the land on water.
>>484245311>>484245190What floor?
>>484245386>>484245384>>484245374>>484245373>>484245370JACKSONVILLE IS FINEI REPEATJACKSONVILLE IS FINEYOU CAN ALL CLOSE THE THREAD NOWYOU CAN ALL CLOSE THE THREAD NOWJACKSONVILLE IS FINE
>>484245386https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/weather/hurricane/2024/10/08/live-updates-sarasota-and-bradenton-brace-for-deadly-storm-surge-of-hurrricane-milton-evacuations/75566828007/Hurricane Milton: Milton is now a Category 5 storm and is expected to make landfall late Wednesday night. Rainfall is expected to be 5-12 inches, with up to 18 inches in localized areas. A deadly storm surge of 10-15 feet is also forecast for Sarasota-Manatee. See the latest forecast.Evacuations: Sarasota County has ordered the evacuation of everyone in Levels A, B and C. Manatee County has ordered evacuation for everyone in Levels A, B and C.School Closures:Sarasota County has closed schools through Friday.Sandbags: Find locations here.Water service: Will be shut off to Island of Venice, Longboat Key, Anna Maria Island, Casey Key, Manasota Key and Siesta Key on Tuesday.
>>484245359I too live in a trailer, in melbourne. Surrounded by tall trees. I have nowhere to run though.
>>484244777Witnessed
>>484245477Geographically it may be, but they’re gonna get their shit kicked in by da bears in London Sunday
>>484243158sorry lady, Samantha Romero already has my heart
>>484245110BTW, Darrell's in Lake Charles, LA mogs your Cajun turkey and shrimp po-boyhttps://darrellspoboys.com/
>Live in The Villages>Looks presently like we're avoiding getting any major wind/rainCool.
niggers
>>484245634Boomer
Why don't rich fucks empty their pools before hurricanes? They always overflow instantly and you have to hear them bitch about it later for weeks later like there was nothing they could have done to even better their odds.
>>484244777real shit
>>484245086Aye man. I just had a kid. I don’t want to die yet nor do I vote blue.
>>484244777>
>>484245575She was planning that shit for like an hour before they cut to her>"i'll show that old bitch kelly, i'll flash my young jewtits at the audience"
>>484245522Deeply inhales.
>>484245634YOU OLD FUCK!
So i looked into a thing or two. didn't Florida JUST clean up Debris from Helene and put it in large piles of scrap metal/wood and like rando electronics.Is that going to be a problem?
>>484245433Checked Correct https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntf5_ue2Lzw
>>484245671No, just taking care of my aging parents.
Bros.. I'm scared
>>484245697I was looking for this one thanks
>>484245727YOU NEW JERSEY FUCK!
>>484245743>>484245742>>484245730>>484245727>>484245710We get it its a hurricaneBut duval isnt even getting hitLets just stop posting and go back to sleep
>>484245686it may pop out of the ground before it gets filled again
>>484245753
Where are the fucking livestreams?
>mfw
>>484245730Yea
watch the loop on the gulf of mexico view, regular IR not short wave. watch that blob bubble, you can see the laser heating the sea surface. anyone?
>>484245847>>484245832>>484245829>>484245826qrd on Jax being completely okay and nothing happening there?
>>484245832starting in like 16-20 hours
>>484245753Green glownigger skull.
>>484245753What the fuck dude
>>484244433Oh shit!
We've angered him.
>>484245753This hurricane glows in the dark bros
>>484245832Earthcam will have some cycling footage apparently.https://www.youtube.com/live/6K7KXT0FP6Q?si=uZM0srB0t9PI49D3
>>484245974enhance
>>484245974looks like wendigo on beowulf
>>484245753thats one fat fuck
Digits and this stupid motherfucker is a cat 2 by 6pm tomorrow.
>>484246018>>484246016>>484245974>>484245972>>484245929>>484245927Jacksonville status? Barely getting over 40mph wind woops guess its a nothingburger!*yawn*Back to sleep.
>>484245974Milton is a demon
>>484244777We getting wet
There's not much in this thing's way. Maybe a little shear off the Florida coast, but I don't think that will slow it down much.
>>484245974AHHHHHHH
>>484245974pull that down jamie
>>484245832
>>484246036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQMuSotWCEs he's been relaxing the last day you ungrateful faggot
I-95 will be a floating bridge
>>484245974This is like the fetus monster in railgun...
>>484243183You would think with how much they want people to be afraid of the weather they would have given them more intimidating names
>>484246078Still full of niggers
>>484246114>>484246098>>484246086YawnnIs it gonna hit Jacksonville?No?Back to sleep then, lets all close the thread.
The propaganda for this Cat 3 storm at landfall is wild>meteorologist cries at storm strength who once denied climate change!>CNN says Milton has EXPLODED in strength!>Tampa bay zogbot says make sure to write your name on your leg!lol it's a bad storm but everyone left the immediate coast and usual flooding will happen
>>484245920I want to see it roll in, not after its already fucking everything up and the street cams are down.
>>484245974oh fug
>>484246078don't get to cocky jackfags, or the TJD meme will start poping up and it will be your turn next year
>>484246073You can’t undo what has been done. Accept your fate
>>484244847lmao my mom says the same shit
>>484246179the winds aren't getting here until 8pm tomorrow.
>>484245753AYYYYYYYYYY!!
>>484245698the mission was an absolute success. they've had too many slags with man jaws on tonight
>>484245832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFOS46wszA
>>484245753There Is no turning Back . Happening time is upon us
new>>484246261>>484246261>>484246261>>484246261>>484246261>>484246261>>484246261
>>484246209>>484246203>>484246192>>484246181>>484246179YAWNNNN. Any models that show it touching Jax.. at all?No?yawnnn.Back to sleep. Anyone else closing the thread after finding out only irrelevant parts of FL are getting hit?
>>484246251Stop looking at your tranny discord and you'd see less of em.
>>484246192next week*still 2 more months of hurricane season
>>484246203It’s fine. I’ll just hang out in The Centurion Lounge in ATL while my flight is delayed.
>>484246294tyb
>>484242951I'd fuck Undyne so hard.
>>484246119New mascot Just dropped
>>484246385u da best
>>484245753a new meme has arrived
>>484245692Ok my bad I respect that>>484245743Well that's nice. Good for youI can't even pick a fight today.fuck
>>484246263Oh, this is a pretty good one. Thanks windy apu.
I'm moving on from today. Now I want to see this bad boy in all of it's top cat 5 strength make landfall. Which means further south is better
>>484242951WHY DOES KAMALA UNLEASH HELL UPON MY LAND?? AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>484245974Milton has spoken. And he said let there be light!
>>484246646It will be Cat 3 by then you gayass redditor
>>484246747Nigger scared
>>484246684Stop touching yourself
>>484243813warm air could be here
>>484243016Sarasota here. Pretty sure this one is gonna kill people. Especially the people retarded enough to think they're fine on the islands because they're on the third floor or something. It's really going down. That said, I've got enough food, water, beer, charcoal, and gasoline to sustain myself and my family.
>>484246646Mexico right now>>484244433checked
