>NOAA QRD...MILTON GROWING IN SIZE AS IT MOVES CLOSER TO THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE, DAMAGING WINDS, AND FLOODING RAINS EXPECTED ACROSS PORTIONS OF CENTRAL AND SOUTHWESTERN FLORIDA...2:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.3°N 84.0°WMoving: NNE at 16 mphMin pressure: 944 mbMax sustained: 130 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484313346
furst
NIGGERS
>ITS OVER
nigs
>>484315745Thanks for baking, anon
>>484315745Since this storm is obviously geoengineered in some form, what is the purpose? Why are they doing this?
Tampa laughs at you fags who get hit by hurricanes kek
>a very possible chance by Thursday that it can do a major major punch and do lot of damage Kino Desantis
YOUR PHONE WILL MAKE NOISE SOON
lol cat 2 now. pathetic. nothing burger as usual.
Is Sheriff Chitwood okay???
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
>>484315745Happeningbros I need an update. Is it falling apart or not? Will it even hit Tampa?
how many cats are gonna die
>>484315745IT IS MOVING NORTH NORTH EASTTOTAL TAMPA DEATHTONIGHT
>>484315745heatmap of natural disasters in the US. Guess that explains why most of the ICBM fields are in the northwest :)
MIGA
>>484315831Killing off republicans
Tampafag here. I looked outside today and nearly shit my fucking pants. This is gonna kill my family bros. It's too late for us to leave and now my grandma is considering shooting herself to avoid the cat5 instead of drowning in it.
When is the surge supposed to begin?
how safe are glass roofs in a hurricane?https://kick.com/essie_gotback_kick
The number of circumcision injuries is rising as Milton hits land!
boooooring
Rip george flood
>>484315745Hurricanes are just bad thunderstorms AHSG is gaySage all fielda
>>484315852Max Velocity?
>>4843158624
>>484315831To turn Florida blue for the election
>>484315899>taking Politico seriouslyngmi
>>484315852That's a girl.
PLS WHAT IS THE COMFIEST STREAM PLS
rolling for drowned niggers
Milton’s path is going to go directly over the south bridge of siesta key and will stop right over the hooters for some wings
>>484315862Cats are pretty smart, they'll go up under stuff and hide. My one cat that would insist on being outside a lot would come in from pouring flooding rain and barely have any water on him despite being a fluffy bastard.
>>484315862Zero
Listening to Viking Metal on Hurricane's Eve is invigorating
>>484315935kek
>>484315913we're bout to see
>>484315745https://kick.com/essie_gotback_kickoh shidd hurricane thot
>>484315745niggers tongue my anus
>>484316022you may be a faggot tripnigger but i'll check those
>>484315935Did he died or just got cop'd?
just wobbled north againhttps://www.wfla.com/weather/tracking-the-tropics/live-wobble-tracker-changes-in-hurricane-miltons-path-could-have-huge-impacts/
Milton cucked out. Not a cat 5 anymore.
>>484316051imagine the shrapnel
>>484315862Yeah I feel bad for all the street cats here, they don't know how to survive this. I tried to get one of them to come to me, but they're all scared to come to people... :(
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
Im gonna fuck you Up ,nothing Personal Kid
>>484315745THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEwZgssV1gw
>>484315745>Sarasota gets hit by a cat 2. Nothingburger confirmed.
>>484315862The thought hadn't crossed my mind
>>484315745>LIFE-THREATENINGIt's a bit of mild wind, and rain. Nothing ever happens, once again proven to be correct.>>484315998Enjoy the nothing burger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoi9e_kaRDE
So, it was a nothingburner?
BASED ELITES USING THE WEATHER MACHINEMAKE THE STORM STRONGERI NEED MORE DESTRUCTIONI NEED MORE CHAOS
>>484315913Those are mesh screen
>>484316105every time milton wobbles north 6 million weatherfags have a heart attack>they congregate here https://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?f=59&t=124401&start=4700, warning, it's reddit-tier
>>484316051...squats? on the wet pool deckok this retard may actually die
>>484316042> Viking MetalYou will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>484316222checkedyes she will
>>484316051>open link>girl ask if she should pee in the poolFloridans are trully somethign else.
Is there any place in the US that isnt so natural disaster-prone? New England?
LT. DAN STATUS:NOT FUCKING LEAVINGThe balls on this nigga
>>484316183yes, it's pretty much over already
Is Tampa Bay going to be swept out again?
>>484316183>Hitting as Cat 4>4 tornados have actively touched down with confirmed damages>10'+ storm surge with 2' of rainNice try chud
>>484316321i hate women so much it's unreal
post your chosen whore, anonsI pick milftitties.
>>484316221dear god lmao they're worse than us
Threads are moving too fast for anyone to notice this anyway so I'll come out to my frens, I'm gay anons.
>>484316051the face on that thing is atrociouswhat a nasty looking creatura
>>484315789>>484315802>>484315806>>484315814>>484315827>>484315830>>484315831>>484315832It’s cloud seeding.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSSfaAdCY6c
>>484316027>Milton’s path is going to go directly over the south bridge of siesta key and will stop right over the hooters for some wings
>>484316389Nah not buying it.
TORNADO WARNING FOR ST. LUCIE AND INDIAN RIVER COUNTIES
>>484316389>I'm gaygo see a doctor
>>484316373Lmao it’s literally getting wrecked and about to turn into cat 2. Why lie about this?
>>484316022checked
>>484315831Elites are based, death to muttmerica
>>484316389>I'm gay anonsi would beat my parents if they gave me a name like that
>>484316373No massive deaths:c
>>484316321She's gross >:(>>484316412>>484316412>HOTERS
>>484316222>>484316333Fucking checked and cackling
>>484316408cloud seeding is the old shit, they use newer tech now cloud seeding has moved to private industry now even
It's gonna go for NC!!!!!
>>484316376Mithras got you by the Balls , only a cleanse with fire will bring balance
>>484315745https://earth.nullschool.net/I dare you retards to go here, scroll back to approx 6am today, look at the path of the eye and tell me this thing is going to "hit sarasota"TTD and even further north is still possible. This thing isn't about to do a 90 degree tokyo drift turn. The government and forecasters are lying
>>484316412Kek. Saved.
I WANT A CAT 5
>>484316051disgusting fake whore
>>484316105COME ON MILTONTOTAL TAMPA DEATH
Wow, who could have seen this coming?
>>484315862tons actually and dogs, bribs and even gators too
Why are europoors nothing posting are they that bored of their shitholes and the generals for said shitholes?
>>484316389We already knew anon
>>4843158529/10 in bongland
>>484316528Based. Total Ashford death
Here we go again...
>>484316463All hurricanes even Cat 5s become minor hurricanes almost immediately when hitting land
why hasn't the hurricane hit yet? was it just a nothing burger?
>>484316321i always wonder who pays to see such an ugly whore do squats?
No anon planning in live-stream shooting at the hurricane to make it go away?
The storm is turning the chickens GAY!
>>484316660shifted downwards
>>484316635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg
>>484316389Test
>>484316667Everybody is ugly
>>484316660Still an hour or two away
how strong are these tornadoes on the ground currently?
>>484316051Got banned immediately for saying she's thotting it up
>>484316644Milton still being a Cat 1 on exit is impressive
>>484316660It’s hitting at like 1 bong (8pm edt)
>>484292511>i really don't understand why people refuse to understand storm surgeYup! It wasn't the winds that fucked New Orleans in Katrina, it was the water. They gon' find out, though.
>>484315745RIP LT. DAN
>>484316051Nose is def running from allergies, not cocaine. I hate women
>>484316051>fundraiserraising funds for her bank account?
>>484316684>SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO?
definitely not a nothing burger....Milton finna bout to set records for tornadoes spawned. There's at least 12 active tornadoes right now and basements aren't a thing in Florida...
Other end of the eastern seaboard here, hope you Floridians are having fun. I'll have some lobster in your name tonight.
>>484316635There are men who do things and there are women and worthless faggots who sit around and complain?Which one are you?I would try to save my house any way I could.
>>484315831Insurance scam by jews
>>484316713Sounds like a (you) problem anon start working on that figure fatty
>>484316667If shes ugly , everybody is . You can damit that you are gay
>>484316699checkedI hate my kind
>>484316762Some say he got out. Others say he stayed.
getting gusty here in broward.
>>484315745This might be the last straw for insurance companies and many Floridians. I have relatives in Naples right now hunkering down and riding it out. Hopefully it tracks more North and hits Tampa.
>>484316796>Kino chocobo theme song plays
>>484315745Will my beehive make it, bros?
>>484316463a cat is fine 2
>>484316699Checked
I’d tell you what I’d do man… two Tampa’s at the same time.. check out this hot weather chick on channel 9 big ass tits man.
>>484316769I swear these whores don't get cold bruh. Even in winter. The pussy of a whore puts off tremendous heat.
>>484316543Of course they are, kino happens tonight.TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>484316762thats a big anorak
did we hear from pizza anon today i'm worried about him being dead from pizza poisoning pizza king pls post
>>484316860Sorry bout that
this thread series is cooked. jews keep spamming it we're already almost halfway to the bump limit
ITS THE FUCKING SOLAR FLARESNO ONE IS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ITALL YEAR OUR SUN HAS BEEN ACTING UP, AND THE GOVERNMENT HAVENT ADRESSED IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOCIETY WILL COLLAPSE.OUR SUN IS FUCKING UP OUR GEOMAGNETIC FIELD. AND ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE.ALL GOVERNMENTS THAT KNOW, ARE FUNNELING HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY AND TIME ON THEIR OWN SURVIVAL PROJECTS(BUNKERS, SUBS, EVEN GOING TO SPACE)THERE WILL BE BAD STORMS.THERE WILL BE BAD EARTHQUAKES.MORE VOLCANIC ACTIVITY.CROP FAILURE.WE ARE ABOUT TO BE SANITIZED OFF EARTHTHIS IS A MASS EXTICTION EVENT.AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.
>>484316760What all of these foreigners refuse to understand is most of us playing down the storm are not in storm surge zones. None of us give a shit because we aint getting water.
>>484316875Yes
>>484316906Who that cutie?
>>484316875Gonna need some tie down straps into the ground bro
>>484316877Cat 2 with a cat 5 storm surge and 10s of tornados
>>484315814I knew it
>>484316860More like browntards, amiritr?Sneed Deez nuts
>>484316808Gona watch Twister again in honor of my blown burger bros
Watching all the cams; I've come to the conclusion that that is a big ol' NB (nothingburger). I've cycled 40 miles across the coast in the UK today and the sea was WAY more choppy than it is in any of the FL webcams. Fake and gay cane', fuck this general and you larping faggots.
>>484316818Yes those straps anchored in soaked grass will surely hold. Get a brain retard.
>>484316931It's not a very fashionable topic
>>484316496Her friend showed up without a bra and a wet shirtYou can't suffer in Florida
>>484316723Probably not very strong. EF1 and EF2 plus a few EF0 waterspouts
>>484316848Here bro i will heal youre SoulCrux sancta sit mihi luxNon draco sit mihi duxVade retro satanaNumquam suade mihi vanaSunt mala quae libasIpse venena bibas1hour a day makes those demon ass parasites Go away
>>484316875Hope you emptied the super
>>484316667Probably pajeets.3DPD
Nothingburger general?
>>484316598Because by the time the real kino shit starts happening it'll be too late and we'll have to go to sleep. So some people nothingpost to cope with having to miss it.
UPDATE! Projected Cat 5 on touchdown. Tremendous energetic potential for tornados
Boring
>all of these news channels with unmoderated youtube chats getting spammed kek
>>484316820as if you can get insurance in florida
Burger status?
>>484316931>OUR SUN IS FUCKING UP OUR GEOMAGNETIC FIELD. AND ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE.Prove it. Give three examples, only one can be "powerful hurricanes"
>>484316931we've been talking about it in previous threadsevery time milton powered up and every weatherfag was like>BWUH? WUH? HOWWW?an anon pointed out that there was ionosphere/solar activitymilton is solar powered, and the sun is going to make things interesting for the next while
I'm ok!
Florida was chosen because Florida has the most gravity.
lol the weatherfags on TV said it might be downgraded to a cat 1 or a nothing burger shortly
>"We literally never get hit"
>>484316925I'm cooking while we have power. Got publix sausage and rice cooker going. Drinking oj and bacardi. Who's chillin? How we doing Lee county chads?
>>484316931 5 X class in 10 days + apocalyptic comet . Yeah they dont wanna Talk about gods wraith
remember bros , everything is free now. all food and beer are free, enjoy
>>484316389That's okay. I'm a furry.
>>484316875Bring them inside.
>>484315935
>>484316321Wait what's this? Link
>>484317120lunatic
link to multi-strum?
>>484316389we knew
>>484317132This whores lmaooo
>>484316834always the germans with the weird porn addictions
its touching down right now its not a cat 5 probably should never have even been considered a cat 3
>>484317163>PSALooting is illegal. steal 'free' things will be prosecuted.
>>484317040Cause its fucking flat and god is real . Really unfashionable
>>484317132that right cheek doesnt look right
>>484317188It's very dark out.
>>484317175>Verification not required
>>484317114lightly wet
>>484317120Buckle down, Britbro. This shit's just getting started
>>484316875strap that shit down bro
>>484317132disgusting
microwave your tendies dinner now before power goes out
What time is landfall I feel like it is way earlier than advertised
>>484317145Are you the pizza king? I don't think you are...>>484317255she has tit and ass implants, and face surgery
>the buccaneers did the hurricane
confirmed to be tamer than Helene. BORING
>>484316820>florida>insurance
This guy is riding right into the stormhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62IYRIJLbI
Lt. Dan status?
>>484316598Yes
>>484317284Day of the rake soon.
>>484317114grillin, chillin
>>484315994Why?
>>484317255Checked . Autistic mega mind . Shes does Like Money and BUTTFUCKING
>>484316875RIP anon's bees
>>484317332unironically just started reheating some pizza in the toaster oven which is what made me think of the pizza anon hope he's doin good
>>484316875these numbers say they will
any tampanons got pics of the early clouds?
>>484316051>based FloridagirlI bet this chick is actually pretty fun. Am smart to know to in no way ever date, but she def looks like fun
What's this software that Ryan Hall uses?
>>484317379Moored in a boat next to concrete.Imminently to be smashed to pieces.
>>484316877Hi oldfag
>>484317349nobody knowsthe weatherfags are freaking out about it>They keep talking on the weather channel about landfall very late tonight, but looking at radar, it sure looks like it's going to come in sooner then that.>looks like the official track may be a tad south, the radar center looks like its consitently on the north side at a time it should be turning eastit's accelerating straight into tampa bay
>>484317402Thanks for sharing.
>>484317379He was on CNN a few minutes ago
>>484317429exactly
>>484316699>has fagniggerass webm on speedpost
>>484317449discord
>>484316635Won't the house just implode as pressure builds up inside?
Citrus County downgraded from 105+mph sustained to 40-80mph early this morning, and just now they've downgraded it to 25-30mph sustained.lol, lmao even
>>484317056Honey isn't ready yet. It's full so it weighs a fair amount and that sandbag on top weighs 50lbs.>>484316989Ground is too soft for that to work.
>all we euros get is a storm at bestMan, why do burgers get all the fun,,,
>>484316321Fucking gross
>>484317469TTDTD
>>484317375Dude you have no idea how fucked everything is. Highways jammed with people running south are being smacked by f5 tornados. And the hurricane looks to be headed north to Tampa to drown Tampa. The happening is real. Cars are flying with people in them.
>>484316975Tomoko, if I am lucky I can find some femcel without power.kek
>>484317114That is one mean butterface
>>484317526Grüezi
>>484317552Fake news!
>>484317027>cycledWhy can't you afford a car?
>>484317528The one to get real time weather data nigga
>>484317517nothing burger confirmed
So are we all in obvious agrihment it's targeted at Tampa and Orlando and they're gonna send in the troops and then blame it on the hurricane/violent looters?
>>484316389We already know, anon. We’ve known for quite a while, actually >just stay away from kids of we’ll have to put you down
weatherlet here, is landfall really gonna change things by much? Even from where the hurricane is right now it's still dragging around a big fat wind spiral with it
>>484316818Yeah, those are totally not potential projectiles that'll dislodge in the extreme wind!
>>484317547>implode>pressure inside
>>484317552Pathetic. I knew nothing would happen.
thinking about it, having a basement for tornadoes would be fucked in this situation if we ignore the sea level bit>bunker down for tornadoes>get flooding from milton instead
>>484317027Yea, fuck you too, pal. Go back to the UK general.
>>484316051Oh, I'm smiling.
absolutes nichts fleischbrötchen
sarasota houses were supposed to be fun little shitboxes, not 500k
>>484317120Is that a sliding glass door in front of a window?
Forecast it lands as cat4 not cat5.fucking nothingburger storm not even haiyan or patricia strength.Stop giving me false hopes you ameritards
>>484317646>argihment
>>484315745Has it hit yet?
TOTAL FLORIDIAN DEATH
Why are there all of these nothing burger people? Flordia is getting wrecked inside and out rn. What's going on anons. Are these bots or something?
>>484315885Arizona looks real good until you add the overlay for 50 ton iron meteors from outer space
>>484317560hand grenade attacks > hurricanes
>>484317552nothing everh appen
does anyone remember those afrin jew nose commercials?extreme jewish men and women drafted to make those.
>>4843177222 more weeks
>>484317547Its more likely the spikes fly off and demolish the house for free. Dont worry, the americans can just whip another cardboard box in 2-3 days
ANOTHER THOT HAS JOINED THE STREAM
>>484317722Nope, still some hours away. People disagree about numbers of hours before landfall.
Who is save all the milk tank stacked Jewish girls? Will their kike tits keep them afloat??
Earthcam feeds...https://www.youtube.com/live/6K7KXT0FP6QNaples getting surf now.
>>484317710You don't understand hurricanes. It can sneeze and lower or raise its category up or down
>>484317643> British nothingburger Posters >Not today, CIA>Go away, NSA>Nice try, FBI>No thank you, GCHQ>Don't mind me, FSB>At least you're trying your best, CSIS>Is this really your priority, Navajo Tribal Utility Authority>Not taking your bait, Department of State>Sloppy job bad, Mossad>Eat shit and die, Neoliberal Lie>Fuck your idpol, Cointelpro>Good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security>Stop taking the piss, goddamn ASIS>Keep staring at the banch, Canadian Special Branch>Clean up this mess, Chinese MSS>Dont lead astray, BKA>I wont confess, VfS>Can't catch me, NKVD>You big gay, TSA>This is no time to snooze, Khmer Rouge>Miss me with that terror shit, MI6>Roll over and die, MI5
>>484316999What about some fire?
>>484317685You can construct the bunker waterproof, plenty of sturdy underwater engineering has been achieved.
it's retarded how a weather general of all things draws in a type of arrogant asshole that inhibits these threads... as if they know fuck all about anything, so something as simple as weather becomes their topic to gatekeepkindly fuck yourself, faggotand before the whole thread becomes butthurt, i'm not talking about the majority, just a select few assholes
>>484317759just britcunts who are going to stay here and whine and ruin the cosy
>>484317708It's a sliding window in front of the actual window, I think it's for sound insulation. I can't think what else it's there for.
All Americans are fat fucks, they should be immune to some wind.
>>484317759If there aren't a thousand dead and +$100B in damages it's a nothing burger according to some.
its a nothingburger absolutely but I will post another video when it seems at its strongest. Should give you an idea but no its not a wild storm. They wanted me to evacuate into some ghetto area with no PC, no liquor, no tendies, ridiculous...
>>484317132i am vomit
Is that a fucking C-section scar?
>>484315899Its going to hit a blue city
fat weathercunt
>>484317860I hope this comfy mad man makes it.
>>484316684That actually looks just like my Brahma babies. They make the absolute best yard pimps. Are the longest lived and nothing will try to get them. I’ve seen mind surround and try to kill water moccasins before. I of course save the snakes when I can but those little peep peeps don’t play
Mogged.
>>484317860>if only you knew how bad things really are
>one of the biggest hurricanes to ever hit the USA>watching seawall cams and the water can't even get over themIs this another round of propaganda? Honestly looks like tame weather, with maybe a few tornadoes. Is this gonna be the biggest nothingburger of the year?
>>484317710>false hopes
>>484317817
>>484317554Based fellow beekeeper, hope they make it
>>484317552completely flopped storm. It's over.
904 checking in. light rain and gray skys. Maybe i'll load up some nostalgic vidya here in a bit.
>>484317722>15 Tornado Warningsburgers too busy dodging the suckzones to care
>>484317761crazy how the crater observatory was almost hit by the meteor...
>me n the boys chillin in our forever boxes>idgaf about no hurry cane
>>484317759We are in tampa where it is a nothingburger like always.
>>484317552>>484317622>>484317775>Citrus CountyWell duh, you're like 90 miles away from the fucking hurricane center on landfall. Obviously no one is thinking about or focusing on your county right now. Go on about your day, selfish faggot.
>>484317710stop tunnel visioning on the cat. florida drowns tonight.
>>484317953Would plap.
>>484317971are they fun and easy to keep in the yard with only a few acres
>>484317978>Excellent
>>484315862how do we save the cats
So when is it going to hit?
People were really fucking crying on TV over nothing.
>>484317978brutal
>It's windy, and water is falling from the sky, but The Science deniers will still deny The Science
>>484317841Silicone implants are more dense than water. It may be hoever for them anon.
BAKING>>BAKINGBAKING>>BAKING
does anyone have a link to a live location, NHC doesnt update for another 2 hours.
>>484317759Show me one webcam with any destruction.
>>484315862all of them
>>484317759It's called an orchestrated cover up
Still Cat 4! Not much time left for weakening :- /
>>484317651Itll start picking up debris and flinging them around, so itll start wrecking things instead of just slooshing water at burguers
>>484318044It hasn't even made landfall yet nigger. It's still like 5 hours out
>>484315862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPrjYp75uA
NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD>>484318197>>484318197>>484318197>>484318197NEW FRESH BREAD>NEW FRESH BREAD
>>484317710cat4 literally deadly, dumb flipwould clean your slums clean
Look, it’s not that I’m not trying it’s just that I don’t care! If I get cat 5 two times and the weather channel gets a few more viewers I get downgraded! Where’s the motivation in that? And get this, I have 800 autists on /AHSG/ watching my every move, 800 bob, so that means whenever I move or wobble I have 800 autists and the weather channel telling me I’m a nothingburger. But you know what… that’ll make me just work just as hard to level Sarasota and Tampa.
>>484316051That's about 100k in plastic surgery right there.
>>484318092Around 7 hours from now
>>484318196
>>484317027Lmao cyclists are faggots. Why pick such a cuck hobby? BAHAHAHAHAAA
>>484317978>those shoulder-to-hip ratiosGrim.
why do people keep acting like it's already made landfall
>>484318044>We are in tampahope your will is updated
>>484317114link of multicam?
>>484318161There are none. This is all an AI test. Florida doesn't even exist
>>484317860It would be best if he died as a warning to others.
Kek just woke up from a nap and the water is ALMOST up to the bottom of the docks at my senpai's place.It's funny because niggers don't know what sandbags are.
>>484317931RIP, anon
>>484318002I’ve been asking that same question for a couple of days. A weather viewing app I’ve watched for years has consistently shown this hurricane to have winds of like 60 mph, which is a minor storm at best. I can’t figure out the discrepancy between what that app says and the actual warnings and such. I feel like Globohomo might be doing it simply to keep us distracted from the election shit a bit so we aren’t consuming as much “Russian disinformation”.
>>484318246Dang, I'll be sleepy sleepy, guess I'll just pretend it's a nothingburger.
>>484317759before it hit it was labelled the 4th biggest atlantic hurricane ever its still gonnna fuck a lot of shit up but nowhere near as bad as it was being hyped up
>>484316321look at those god damn mother fuckin Tittys
>>484316865Florida hurricane insurance is state underwritten. What you really mean is Florida's reinsurers are going to pull out, which gigafucks everyone. Look for massive premium increases and maybe even adoption of enhanced coastal codes over and above Miami Dade. They will have to do something to appease the likes of Chubb, or whoever the fuck provides reinsurance for the state.
>>484318273>11 Tornado Warningseverybody is shitting themselves of the windtry to keep up, retard
>>484318341families* not senpai lol
>>484318257Im not a lycra faggot. I get smashed along the way.
>>484318090Is that Taylor swift?
>>484318245nah, 100k would be a lot less obvious
Key West cam under waterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCA
>>484317707I could build a literal triangle stone fortress with 3 towers and a gate with a moat around it for that money, and have some spare change... Your real estate prices are incorrect
>>484318574Yeah by men
>>484318359Has that app shown more extreme stuff for other hurricanes? If not it may just be a limitation of the way it's set up or where they're getting their data.
>>484318728Dublin D1 P42 20mins la
>>484318011those are men
>>484318701> Your real estate prices are incorrectYes, we don’t have an economy but we do live in a jewish Ponzi scheme for kikes and boomers.
How do I bet on this? There must be some way I can be on the hurricane
>>484317761Mot to mention MF national Park. They say it’s safe but I think it’s actually a big conspiracy they’re covering up
>>484318822Yes. I’ve used it to watch hurricanes (for data and map scrolling) for years now. I always enjoy paying attention to storms this time of year. Past hurricanes have matched up with the actual warnings and all other data sources too. I’ve been wondering if it’s just something with that particular model or what. Furthering my suspicions is the fact that my cousin lives in a town in north central Florida (not the coast), but he’s only supposed to get minor gusts and maybe an inch of rain.
>>484318069So easy. Had mine 2 years and never lost one. Just make sure you absolutely put them up at dusk every night and let them out first thing in the AM. Can’t be a nigger with peep peeps
>>484318968I think there are some shady websites for gambling on random things, hurricanes not so much. If you want to make money short the stock of some insurance company in Florida
>>484318341You’re on Roscoe road. You’re like 5 minutes from me.
>>484317353Nah I'm not retarded and can cook. I don't eat goy slop!
>>484317775why do you faggots persist every thread? What a fucking boring life you must have.
>>484317707I am glad for the destruction of every home of every single "homeowner" who either bought some over price piece of shit in this market or is glad that their piece of shit endlessly goes up in value
>>484316321>>>484316222>checked>yes she willfinally some educational information for hurricane virgin incels simps
>>484319543>a second roastie has hit the pooloh no
>>484319470Tell us if he glows in the dark, steal his fbi badge and post it for us
>>484316321>>>484316222>checked>yes she will
>>484317711S O SPleaseSomeoneHelp Me
>>484319638Take a floaty thing and float anon, you might have some inflatable muscles
>>484319594My autism always recognizes my hometown. I will report back my findings
>>484319587>>a second roastie has hit the pool>oh nowe need some HURRICels content
>>484319730I'm not a floater.
>>484319254Might just be something with the data source or models then. I wonder if there's some kind of limiter thing that throws out extreme numbers and they forgot to turn it off.>>484318996Isn't it supposed to be in West Texas and not AZ?
>>484319859that one jax tranny with a memepass is supposed to stream at 8pm but its just going to be him getting yelled at by his dad
>>484319920Then you will drown, float man, find a boat or something
>>484318967>we do live in a jewish Ponzi scheme for kikes and boomers.there is a final solution available at any time
>>484318067ever smell the fumes coming off a fat pussy?instead of normal piss its like sweet piss smell, like they have sugar in their urine.
>>484318088tate triangle hand gesture, what the fuck is wrong with people.
>>484320095It's a Rihanna song I wasn't saying it
>>484319625aislop must die. bring back paint
>>484320468I only listen to classical music
