www.bbc.co.uk
Nadiya Husseins willy
>>484436996Vivian and Niel were my fav
Young ones werent funny. Disgusting unfunny leftist ben elton fueled comedy of that ti.e sucked.
perhaps Jeremy Hunt should have been the leader? could he have helped to make peace with china?
>>484437082I went as vivyan bastard for Halloween once to my job at an information security firm full of retired colonels and generals. Not a single person got the reference.Also you know Mike was everyone's real favorite.
>>484437074This is literally me
>>484437218I liked it when he was culture secretary and newsreader woukd call him jeremy cunt by mistake.
>>484437031Josh spins on it
Total Anglo Death.
Can't believe they still execute people by firing squad in America
>>484437270mike was the cool guy after all
>>484437074where did you get this picture of me ?
Diddy is so fucked
golf r and m140i supremacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DskNoA0Zvcw
>>484436996I'm Vyvyan Basterd
>>484437339>>484436687we should continue in the new thread once its up if its not already.
>>484437339I don't need help on my app, I can 1 man it (the beauty of software).I have already said, read The Millionaire Fastlane, take notes, act on it. Even if you want to start a sex toy business, it will hypercharge your venture from some 2 bit operation to a multi million money machine
Its a biggie. I wonder which it'll be.
>>484437542Thats denzel washington tho
How do we solve the "Women suck with money problem?"How do we solve the "Men helping women who such with money" problem?
>>484437582admit you have no ideas.... How can you be profitable? I often have ideas, and they are not always sex toys my friend but i fail to write them down they will come to me in dreams usually.
>>484437218That dog is a pet, right?
>>484437656so you only invest? its not a bad path, its just boring and none adventurous I could do this and have thought about that a lot lately but i'm not that kind of guy i want to see things happening with my eyes and not sit there at night praying.
Your product:"Look around outside your world, stop being selfish, and help your fellow humans solve their problems. In a world of selfishness, become unselfish. Offer the world value, and money becomes magnetized to you. Take existing concepts and improve them through value skew."
>>484437741The credit agencies must be loving this era. Along with vets. Every other woman has some pug and every other guy has a shitbull. Although I expect a lot of the latter either have been or are currently getting youth vaccinated.
>>484437677They look like they're both embarrassed for each other as well as themselves.
>>484437936>Offer the world valuebest take from this and this can be sex toys actually its value to someone...
>>484437926No I don't invest. I've built an app that solves a problem and now I am beginning to market that app. The book I recommend speaks of investing as an endgame. Not the main process.
>>484438046ok, very based.
American war machine infecting 3rd worlds with the lgbt
>>484438037In the book he recommends looking at business as a game of chess."If you have an OK product (a weak knight), poor customer service (drunk bishops), and incompetent people (a castle full of idiots), you can survive with a mighty queen. Marketing and branding (the queen) are the most potent tools."You're not making this easy for me lad, I don't want to help you build a sex toy business, I'm a Christian, this is probably bad. But get you're marketing right and £££
>>484437714oh i suppose they all look the same to you eh?
>>484437926>sit there at night praying.That the jellyfish tenacle sex toy market booms?
>>484437074Truly a weapon to rival the metal gear
>>484438182>looking at business as a game of chess.a solved game that's only interesting at the lower level when people don't really know what they're doing? i guess.
>>484438046however I don't think I could be arsed with coding, its very saturated and i appreciate you pointing me but you have to be smart and lucky. Wait till someone copies your idea then what? and they will some Indian will copy it
>>484438182>You're not making this easy for me ladI am not because i'm older no doubt, they will clone your tool 100% then you have to play wack a mole and more...
its funny seeing this knowing a few years later he'd troon out and become a mockery of a human
>>484438238have you seen the price of them? man you people so fucking retarded...
>>484437936business? im interested in business>>484438401coding is saturated, software isntyou shouldnt worry about indians copying if your product is actually quality
>>484438626I'm mocking but I actually have an awesome idea for a sex toy but just can't make it currently. And I expect it would probably get turbo cloned in 6 months.
>>484436996
>>484437415He was also asked about demographic change and he said he doesn't think it's a problem.
I don't care, increasingly
>>484438401>>484438363Are you saying business hasn't been solved? Many successful businesses have been built.>>484438401The top rated business systems according to The Millionaire Fastlane are:1. Rental systems (e.g. real estate/industrial machinery/tools/event equipment etc.)2. Computer/Software systems (e.g. a website can access millions, a bricks and mortar store only thousands)3. Content system (e.g. a book)4. Distribution system (e.g amazon/franchising)5. Human resource system (e.g most expensive and most complicated, people are hard)Ecommerce sex toy shops counts as computer/software system, The internet would be the backbone of your business. Doesn't have to be an app but utilizes an app.
>>484438698>coding is saturated, software isnt>you shouldnt worry about indians copying if your product is actually qualityanything can be reverse engineered, cyber sec was one other thing i looked at. There is not much these days for determined hackers to reverse engineer your code. this isn't 90's or 2000's no more, if there is money in it they will reverse it. it is why we hate them...
>>484438488It doesn't bother me. Nothing new under the sun. Being possessive over ideas doesn't matter. I'm not competing on price.
I love this bike, 35 mph in just a few pedals. Deliveroo franken ebikes getting confiscated left and right but I just keep getting away with it because my bike looks normal.
>>484439039> reverse engineer your code.lmao whatanyway they would still have to out-market you, out-sell youthese are all very basic principles
>>484438507he went from funny to embarrassing,
>>484439038no i'm not saying that, the opposite actually.
Your ideas:"In the world of wealth, ideas are worthless yet treated like gold. The owner of an idea is not he who imagines it, but he who executes it. Ideas are potential speed, execution is actual speed."
>>484438803i had such ideas but i can't share it here. but i will anyway because fuck it right? Screens with a hole in them, so you can perfectly sit your ona hole over the screen and imaging you are fucking who ever you want, this will increase the sensation by about 50% to reach max coom. Was that it?
>>484439229Be less vague please, I can only have so many conversations at one time and lose track
>>484439261Saturation is a meme. All you have to do is slightly improve a product, make a change to it
>>484437270I basically liver their life, no students in my house though apart from my gf, we outyoungoned the young ones, shall I tell you about the schizophrenic piano tuner, the psychotic speed freak neighbour or the son of the Greek restaurant next door
cumbox anon in?
>>484439271i had also many ideas i won't share yet as these ideas are worth billions.
>>484439222i prefered his more serious, dramatic acting roles to his comedy. now it's just, beyond the pale. >>484439332i thought i was being satisfactorily glib. text communication is very limited
How to spot open roads/value skewing opportunities:>"I hate or this sucks..." - What sucks or is hated? Solve the hate/suckage, and there's your open road.>"I dont like..." - What don't you like? Remove the dislike, and there's your open road.>"This frustrates me..." - What is frustrating? Remove the frustration, and there's your open road.>"Why is this like this?" - I don't know, why is it? Remove the 'why', and there's your open road.>"Do I have to?" - Do you? Remove the 'have to'. There's your open road.>"I wish there was..." - What do you or others wish? Make wishes comes try, and there's your open road.>"I'm tired of..." - What's tiring? Fix someone's tiresomeness, and there's your open road.
>>484439522Ignore me again you rat
Jews aren't white, just like Bogdan.
>>484439038>The top rated business systems according to The Millionaire Fastlane are:>1. Rental systems (e.g. real estate/industrial machinery/tools/event equipment etc.)>2. Computer/Software systems (e.g. a website can access millions, a bricks and mortar store only thousands)>3. Content system (e.g. a book)>4. Distribution system (e.g amazon/franchising)>5. Human resource system (e.g most expensive and most complicated, people are hard)>Ecommerce sex toy shops counts as computer/software system, The internet would be the backbone of your business. Doesn't have to be an app but utilizes an app.all these systems won't exist in the near future, in the UK their are destroying your industry that is a fact, the net closes. Starting to like labour me.
>>484439609I'm not deliberately ignoring you. I agree with your last comment. Doesn't need any addition. Saturation is a meme. I agree.
>>484439779I apologize
>>484439775>all these systems won't exist in the near futurefamine inc.
>>484439819I forgive
>>484439819not many here are willing to do this, i think its worth highlighting.
>>484437741It's all fucked. If I don't buy my daughter stuff she just gets my mum to pay for it and then I have to pay my mum back.
>>484439948There are good ladsThere are bad lads
>>484439705You seen seriously obsessed at this random russian character, unsurprising really considering you're a mindbroken pajeet
>>484439775and this is the true parasite model, you only exploit people for their hard earn cash and offer nothing. You are upset about sex toy market give me a fucking break, you created that market of millions of men and women that do not have a partner fuck you.
>>484436996kek
hail Satanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IfSVAyFeYI will forever worship the beast my besty Satan who told me all of this, you are fucking done the lot of you.
>>484439998its worth taking note of someone willing to apologise when it doesn't benefit them to do so. These people are rarer by the day
>>484439164It looks expensive and therefore stealable. More so than my franked bike.
Satan calls for innovation and science and you want us to revert to living in mud huts, I think its time you are removed.
>>484440287does he?
>>484440274Note everything
>>484439164Enjoy while you can. They'll be taxed and licensed soon. Anything that's good and enjoyable gets ruined by the Government.
>>484437074>>484437074>If my dick hada wheels, it would've'a been a bike!
>>484436996Kino show desu. I also recommend Black Books
Getting proper chilly out there, lads. Spare a thought for the pensioners.
>Johnnie Walker Black Label>Green label
>>484440540yes
>>484440161cringe
do sploofs work? im halls and i dont wanna keep going outside with weed to smoke it but i can't have any smell either how to get rid of the smell?
I met my favourite theoretical physicistTurns out he is real
Just baited a 3 year old plebbit account into posting heckerino racisms and getting permabanned for it.Pretty funny and productive evening. Shame I can't see the seethe I created.
>>484441065But was he alive or dead when you opened the box?
>>484441223He said time can be stretched. I told him that I can open the breakfast menu after hours though
>>484441221hannibal lector over here go on, what didyou do and what did they say?
>>484441051i used a dry herb vaporizer at uni. minimal smell and dont have to bother rolling. more cost effective too since the thc goes further. that said, don't get dragged down the route of smoking all the time and wasting your uni life.
>>484441508cant*
>>484441539>uni lifeWhat a waste of time
>>484441065mild kek. if there's a minicab driver and a microbiologist, who's the smallest?
>>484441051just smoke outsideneighbours will snitch otherwise
>>484441619sounds like cope you missed out
this all needs to stop, we can only warn about what will happen if it does not, you are pissing so many people off.
>>484439002That's reassuring.For braindead cattle.
>>484441657in the world of fetishism at least, micro is smaller than mini
>>484441535Simple enough, just pretend to be a nog and then disagree with literally everything they say.You know how a member of the tribe can and will take everything you say out of context to make it look like you're doing an antisemitism?>"I think porn is bad and the people who make it are bad">UHM WHY DO YOU THINK JEWS SHOULD BE SENT TO THE GAS CHAMBER?Just do that. The average plebbitor is dumb enough to fall for it. Then simply report all their posts and the jannies will naturally side with you, the oppressed minority.Protip: do it on normalfag subs. Don't pick niche ones where edginess is allowed.
There are no bad Indians but there are also good ones i think I will look here for business partners because my white brothers and sisters are completely demoralised. I'm fucking done arguing with you stupid fucking bastards. You are the reason our country is broke.
>>484441657Kek>>484441686Missed out on what
You are the reason i wake up every day and feel like i am in hell.
bring back sunak, the man we have now is a monster
>>484441836kek, so what angle did you come from in your specific case? palestine vs jews (antisemitism) are a hot one atm i imagine.
>>484441508I hate it when I get in wetherspoons to be told the stopped serving breakfasts ten minutes ago. I haven't tried any theoretical physics based arguments yet though.
i didn't even vote because i was legit neutral in that one because i didn't trust anyone.
evening goyboyslooks like a comfy thread
>>484441990near unlimited free time to enjoy your life as opposed to slaving away
>>484442163>I hate it when I get in wetherspoons to be told the stopped serving breakfasts ten minutes ago.
the British military better have plans in place if we need them is all i'm saying.
>>484437235Why dunt their reef fit in their gob?Probably a scouser.Fucking scousers. Fucking hate em. Tara>laCoincidence, the truth is out therrrrre.>la
>>484440631but then itd snipped by a kike and stolen by a negro
>>484437714You plonker Rodney
>>484442227Waste of time>>484442163Just wind the clocks back
>>484442240It’s because they knew you wouldn’t like the special sauce.
>>484437218Even the dog looks Chinese
>>484442469what do you value in life lad
>>484442084The initial bait I dangled was to the effect of "As a black man (classic), I think it's very racist of Kamala to talk like she's on a minstrel show when meeting blacks".You get a lot of downvotes for disagreeing with the hivemind, but don't worry about those. Just wait for the inevitable seethemeister to bite and then start the chaos.
>>484442240>National Pubwatch>Banned from one, banned from allYeah, fuck that.
Just seen the aurora. Get out and check if you can see it.
>>484442604I can see it if I take a picture on my phone
>>484442523Money
>>484442543>50 people can downvote and get away with it, but it only takes one to bite and be destroyedlmfao i may try this.
>>484442240Just get that all day brunch instead.
>>484442604i dont live in a norther armpit though thats the trouble rabbit me ol chum
>>484442604I can't see shit
>>484442745fair but soulless
>>484442502he is chinese now, chow mein
>>484442523Life itself, I like astrophysics but all the planets are bald rock. I love the fact that weeds and insects find a place on earth. I can remember watching leaf cutter ants for hours at the butterfly park, pretty cool.
>>484442852Sovlful
Anyone else use LinkedIn and sick of all the fucking Indians spamming shit
based OP
>>484443084I've got that on whatsapp at the moment.
You DID get a text from youtube saying they want to hire you, didn't you anon?
>>484443084Yeah it has a terrible search feature too, whenever you look up software engineers you just get polish shitter scrubbers with suspiciously long noses instead.
>>484442902>chow chowwhy would you question it? Are you not a man of adventure? Get real, you salad is tasteless and gut destroying. We play if you are not gonna move to the next level?
>£150 for a return train ticketIt's unironically over, isn't it?
>>484443305Just buy an Anytime ticket
money is soulful
>>484443305trains are a scam.fly if you can or go coach.
>>484442817Daughter gets upset if she can't have a smashed avacado muffin with a poached egg. Shame she can't get up earlier and spend less fucking time in the bathroom to be quite honest.
>>484443084Yes, I use to troll people. Annoying the self righteous morally superior presenting evil people… amuses me.
Anyone here watch EastEnders?
>>484443625I watch weststarters
>>484443625No cause I'm not a boomer spastic
>>484443305dont get me fucking stared mate
>>484443625Northmaintainers here
all men should eat at least one potion of soked salmon, (its expensive reee) it is but its one the best sources of fat. Raw egg yolks buy the best learn to seperate whites from yolksusing finger slip method, allow the whites the slip through your fingers and totally just eat that raw egg yolk. Next if serious you want raw beef, steaks are best but super expensive so cut beef is cheaper but here you must know your senses.buy a few raw lemons as you will need it if you fuck up. buy prime cuts of beef, smell it, it should have a slight sweet smell and nothing more, eat it and it should be like butter or depending on temperature like cold fat, if it at any point tastes bitter throw it out. IF YOU FEEL SICK EAT A LEMON WHOLE, MIX WITH A LITTLE WATER, THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE. Over time your will learn to understand good meat and bad meat. good luck.
>>484443625Mute it then watch it. Just angry faces. True brain rot. Saying that I’m watching a 3 hour documentary on Saga Saturn RPGs at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw
>>484443674>>484443930
>>484443895What the fuck are you on about?
>>484443774kek>>484443769wasnt this the work of 1 person
>>484444041Information harvesting.Because you replied they gave your ip.Fucking spastic.
>>484443895I like smoked salmon but with scrambled eggs and toast with lots of butter on.
>>484444170beeching, but if not for him there would be someone else point was to expand the motor vehicle industry.
>>484443295i recon it tastes woof
>>484444041raw meat eating of course, Morrisons is usually good, as is marks and Spencer, but i doubt marks and sparks has anything on Morrisons. I like their un pasteurised orange juice its the best you can buy in the uk. Morrisons has it with meat imo, i once just eat a full diced beef pack raw no issues, very tasty.
>>484444170Beeching cuts. Fat cunt ruined it.
>>484444187ignore this mong
>>484444310thats the onetrains no go up hills so useless anyway
>>484444187So it's josh and you're josh too, ok thought as much
>>484440110
>>484438507I'll always think of him as a comedian so I still laugh when I see him in dresses.
>>484444385Dis nigga never heard of a rack railway.Or a funicular.
>>484444341Yeah fuck off faggot, you need to drink turpentine
>Robert Jenrick, The 41-year-old is married to Michal Berkner, who is nine years old than him. Born in Israel, Berkner is the child of Holocaust survivors. She studied in the United States and is a corporate lawyer who practices in London. The couple has three daughters.kek, what?
>>484444384(you) read this. That young jap bird from the ring wii come through you tv if you read the (you).
>>484444508JEW
>>484437074typical small limey nuts
>>484442072just when you didn't think things could get worse. it did!I don't even like seeing pictures of politicians these days, they seem to exude stupidity,
Wish a nuclear apocalypse or zombie Apocalypse would happen, just something big and fuck off which would change everything forever.
>>484444752me too so i don't have to work any more would be great if we were all even and the posh nonces had nothing too
grass fed beef is catching on in the uk, we need more of this and we also need to remove the fluoride in our tap water like the us is doing. I advocate for healthy Britain, people who are once more happy to be a British person.
Wonder if he'll mention vishpoo for the 116th time since the 4th of august?or maybe he'll change it up with a rajesh bogwog - posted 5x a day for a total of 151 times since the 5th of september.
>>484444415No, I am a special subsidiary of the police. I monitor al extremist content. To be honest I’m disappointed. It’s all fake and gay, definitely mostly a Jewish psy op. So I just roll with it chilling and cashing in for doing fuck all.
>>484444508He's gonna beat Kemi too
>>484444495and you need to calm down mate. stop drinking so much. you like a drink? try whiskey and milk just trust me.
>>484444424
you still get fucking hammered but you will be in control.
>>484444586So you mean I'll finally get that qt eastasian gf?corrrr
>>484444310not sure what it is about the picture, but it's like someone shrank him down to the size of a mouse and he's holding the meeting in a bathroom. those are some huge bathroom tiles.
>>484444912please don't summon the bot
>>484443769got any more of these maps, I think there's earlier ones with even more lines, Britain could have the most epic train and light rail network all running on electric and you'd just want a bicycle for the first and last couple of miles,
Gilbert O'Sullivan has crippling debtBecause every time he goes into the bank he asks for "A loan again," naturally.
>>484444861I wanted to come to the UK and be a cattle farmer. I have A grade beef but after watching the tremendous amount of beurocracy that farmers have to go through in the UK I changed my mind. I don't know how you guys do it. Farmers are under attack world wide but Euros especially brits have it bad.
>>484444824cor imagine if something just earth shattering happened and suddenly classes and money just didn't exist and it was all down to primordial truth (fire, blood, steel). In the space of a few short weeks the entire lot just ceased to exist, gay taxes, immigration, laws, jobs, money, electricity gone. Not sure how long id last but it would be interesting.
>>484444508>Together, they have three daughters, whom they are bringing up in the Jewish faith.u wot
>>484443907>Saying that I’m watching a 3 hour documentary on Saga Saturn RPGs at the moment.But that is a fantastic thing to watch and not brainwashing you to be an obnoxious prick like TV does. Make sure you get some fresh air and exercise and it's all good.
>>484445203yer and birds would actually go for men who were smart, could hunt or do something useful instead of just how big their bank account was
make sure its whole milk, then understand you have been completely destroyed, your life is all over tv they hate you. what you gonna do? bitch at the guy trying to tell you about it? Get out my fucking face faggot you have no idea the powers that could drop all this shit in seconds.
>>484444920I'm going to stuff your corpse with Ebola dynamite and I'm going blow it in a fucking packed synagogue you dirty queer nigger
>>484444752I was hopeful about the pandemic, then I had my fingers crossed that all the vaxxies would die,
>>484444960>trust meHell no, you're obviously a pathetic twat
>>484445044Yeah, stare at yourself in the reflection of water. Say goodbye. Then disturb it and look away before it settles.
>>484445160yeah it needs to end, we had it right like hundreds of years ago i totally agree with out fully reading your post i know exactly why its so hard. But would you believe, i saw with my own eyes like 2 week ago asda selling grass fed beef, probably a test pilot, fucking it if you are in the uk it might be shite but if we buy it they will see demand they are after all a business.
>>484444424good point
>>484445203Josh still wouldn't get any pussy or respect because he's bloated weakling
if you see grass fed in the uk buy it.
most people are not ready for grass fed as it tastes different but its superior in every way. it gonna be more expensive but consider your health more than cost.
I'm feeling anxious during the day, it's when shit happens and people spring stuff on you,but there's something about this time of night, everyone is in bed minding their own business and I feel I can relax, no one is going to fuck me around until tomorrow, I've stopped feeling anxious for today.
>>484445112idk about earlier maps, but I know we utterly devastated our rail line in pursuit of a car economy
>>484445522he'd just simply die, especially if it was zombies.
graqss fed is more game like, its fucking delicious man from a guy that ate it raw, you can't beat it once your senses change over to it.
>>484445284Watching 3 hour documentaries on Saga Saturn RRGs is good?, it gets worse. I watched a 5 hour documentary on Drakenguard and Nier. I wished it was longer. Both obscure ps2 and 3 Japanese RPGs. Terrible, but I can’t help myself.
>>484445701I'm not anxious at nightBut it's when the sad thoughts come into my headAbout how I'll never have a gf, how I'll die alone, how I'll never be anyone's "first choice".So... might kms myself by this time next year.
>>484445701Same bro that's why I sleep 4 - 5 hours a night and ruin my entire life because I'm tired. Nobody is going to bother me for hours. Why would I want to sleep through that? It's a problem.
>>484445388even when something happens it never really does, that was probably the big happening of this lifetime as well which is depressing, the great pandemic of 2020 and it amounted to pretty much fuck all apart from exposing how retarded people are and how evil the governments are, although I already knew that. I dont think an outright collapse would ever happen unless we got nuked.
>>484445522just analysed your post history and you keep talking about a tripnonce thats not here, why is that?
anyone on bennies?I got a text from the DWP saying Housing Benefit has stopped and I need to make a UC claim, I didn't even know they had my mobile number, is it real or some mobile phone scam?I got so seemingly official texts during the pandemic saying I had to quarantine and I'd not given my number to anyone,
>>484445943Josh
>>484445949Are you 80? Google DWP and ring them ofc dont reply to 077-Rassheed-98 who wants you to pay your housing benefit rebate refund in google play cards??? Frankly a bit weird they text you not write, but I honestly dont know how your world works.
>>484445883go carnivore, 4 - 5 hours is about right, cut out all plants except fruit and honey. up the fat, you will be hydrated to fuck but not pissing constantly, you will know health and you will be happy boy. Your skin will become perfect in about 3 month girls will want to sleep with you always... you will never feel tired and you want need a sleep cycle at all.
>>484445821I fucking hater the car economy, we're locked into it, the car Jew is constantly on our back, I've not driven since maybe 2018, certainly before the pandemic, but I need to get a job and it's impossible without a car, I just had to renew my photocard licence and I'd let it lapse 2 yrs, idk if I'm going to get it back or if they're going to be total cunts about it.
>>484446110do you mind answering my question?
If you're trying out some cope diet like carnivore then I feel like there are other bigger problems in your life than your diet
>>484446173blame beeching my man, join the beeching hate club.
>>484446173>find a remote work from home job>must have a full uk license and vehicleeh???
>>484445949>anyone on bennies?me i plan to get off them, its not for me i need to do something anything...>I got a text from the DWP saying Housing Benefit has stopped and I need to make a UC claimlisten to me very carefully, do not go down their like you're on holiday, they target young people to take away their bennies. But you must act, if you do not they will stop them (they are cunts)so put on your dinner vest and act like a fucking mong ok?any questions?
>>484445862I'm just saying it's better than consuming angry faces that subconsciously make you become a prick. TV is just full on brainwashing. YT is people making videos about what they are interested in, if you are watching the right stuff.If you are a shut in and binge stuff then that's never good but I got to a point where I realised I have no interest in consuming kike media in any way so what 's wrong with 3 hours Panzer Dragoon Saga over a couple nights to unwind? I work outside. You don't have to explain those games, I've probably watched the same videos. I do recommend spending some time with nature as well as made up technological bullshit but again, it's better than kike brainwashing.
umm, my car tax is like 190 quidThe fuck is going on? It keeps going up every year. When will it stop going up?
>>484445469Sorry I watched clarksons farm. Im a bit tired. Beef isn't hard work, it's constant work, if I'm getting my point across. I hope for the best for you. Im going to sleep I'm too tired to talk english tonight it seems.
Lads, unironically how do I get a gf?>hard mode: no online dating>harder mode: no church. I already go and the only single lasses are 80 year old widows>very hard mode: don't say "get hobbies". I already go to those most nights a week but it's the same people I'm seeing each time and none of them are single lasses>Dante must die mode: I have the autisms
>>484445949/pol/ will help you but you need to understand that those they hate and bully are the ones that will help you and not the name fags.
>>484446237How do you know he's not here? He might be doing a 1 ID anon larp, the fact you're so certain about something you shouldn't be so certain about suggests that you're actually josh and you want to pretend like your being a good lad and giving everyone a break from your incessant faggotry, but if effectively busted your larp by forcing you to over react.Basically I outplayed you, cope seethe and dilate
>>484446396I got on uc monday and ive got a work coach meeting next thursday, everyone keeps saying they are a bunch of wankers, dont get paid till the 5th, am I supposed to act like a mong?
>>484445872I've had girlfriends, they're highly over rated, most relationships involve quite a lot of unpleasantness, I rather like the idea of dying alone, I don't want anyone spazzing out or turning it into a drama, it's an intensely personal experience and you only get to die once, so you might as well savour the experience, as and when the time comes,I wouldn't recommend you kys, you'll die in due course of natural causes or a massive fuck up, might as well go the distance, there might still be a few good bits to come before it's all over,
>>484446396> "i plan to"spoken like a true benefit junkie > "one last giro" is it now> "put on your dinner vest"so me, dirty mike and the boys can spot ya a mile off and rob ya blind any questions?
>>484445943I abandoned these threads because it was just retards arguing about Josh but this one has a couple of sane lads in it. Good on ya.
>>484446554Clubbing and get your self a slam pig.Fix her up to be wife material. Don't ask how many cocks she has taken.
>>484446675Dog I've had a gf before. That was over 9 years ago.And I think the dizzying highs are easily worth the lows. Right now all I have is lows. >>484446714I just want a nice lass. I don't want one with more baggage than the average 747.
>>484446544its alright yes its consistent work and some times not profitable, its important we support our farmers directly by buying grass fed this means it simplify beef farming back to how it use to be and how it should be because that is what we use to eat before we got sick. I hope farmers connect with us and really use this platform to project their needs or suffering because we have to at all costs look after our farmers.
>>484446554Go to mongolia and buy a bag
>>484446528When they bring in pay per mile to really fuck everyone over.
>>484446640i didn't read your post, just looked like a lot of insane shit to me>>484446706the groupies of these tripnonces that wont shut up about them good or ill are so much worse, if everyone stfu we'd be decent.
>>484446655is this your first uc payment?
>>484446842All women are the same m8.>>484446930Yeah, that's fucked. Want to see wagies suffer lol
>>484446655If you're gonna be off a while ask for work assessment, you get signed off and the extra dosh.
>>484446677safely ignore this retard they know nothing.
>>484446113I thought I'd get a letter, just a text is a bit weird,
>>484446655>am I supposed to act like a mong?IDK anon, are you? Do you want purpose in life? Do you want to suk the teet of the white man liek your ancestors? Tell me anon, what do you want in life and perhaps your minumum wage jobseeker plus helper can attend to your every desire
>>484446554you gon ask this question every week nigger?
>>484446938>bitch out like a gutless little bender Lmao I wasn't being serious but now I actually believe it, wow what a fucking loser
>>484447136I'LL STOP ASKING WHEN I GET A FUCKING ANSWERNIGGA
>>484447188stop being a faggotthere you go now you can stop asking it every week
>>484447162you are the worst thing in society and you hide behind a computer screen. WE ARE WATCHING YOU
>>484446396It's not for anyone man. A year or so is OK but a man needs to be able to respect himself.You don't have to work for kikes. I just pretended I know all about gardening and learned as I went, chucked a few tools in my car and everyone says how they can't find a decent gardener and I keep upping my price and everyone still pays its wild.I now actually do know all about gardening and can pick and choose my customers. Moan at me for going of for a smoke break? I have 10 other customers who don't moan at me. I'm a fucking retarded weed addict. I'm sure you can do it. Also nature is based. Unfathomably so.
>>484447056IT is weird, normal people are not in your situation. We would ring whatever department the text claims to be from and confirm. Unless you are trying to avoid them? Hang on, is that why they dont have your address? and only a mobile number so had to text you? I wouldnt know, but I bet if you google their number in the morning and ring they'll let you know? Reddit tier post"The postman came and left a note should i be worried about tax fraud for not declaring my parcel and packet of lube once at an airport inspection?"
>>484447232Please be patient I have autism.Walk me through it step by step, like you're teaching a retard to microwave soup.
>>484446396I'm an oldie, nearly 60, but I know they are utter, total and complete cunts, the last time I had anything to do with them they managed to turn depression and anxiety into a full blown mental breakdown, I really don't think I can face them again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLoBE-Lkn8
>>484446981yes>>484447036I dont want to be off that long>>484447062just applied for a few quid until I get a job that doesn't make me want to hang myself 2bh, thought they might make getting a job easier as well as a lot of these jobs on sites appear to not really exist or I get lost in the sauce, was thinking they might go ''here is x job we can get you an interview'' or something.
YOU SNAKES HAVE NO WHERE TO HIDE NOW. COME ON NOW...
>>484447162eh? what?
Anything good on Film4/ITV2 tonight lads?
>>484447317>like you're teaching a retard to microwave soup.the horror
>>484447321thats why you got a 4% state pension rise for free lad which we all pay for so you dont have to leave ya free house with ya free prescriptions with ya free etc. etc. etc. :) stop crying, sell your Horbys :)
>>484447439you watch TV? what are you 60 ?
anyway, turns out....it was a little monkey fella.
>>484447439"Film4" hasnt been a thing since 2006.
>>484446173>photocard licencepure bullshit, I haven't bothered renewing mine or even changing my address because what for, it's not like you ever have to produce it anymore is it, it' totally pointless
>>484447584I'm not eligible for a pension for another 8-9 years and I'm not confident there will be one by then, they've already move back my retirement age by a couple of years,it's quite possible they'll move the goal posts again.
>>484447360Ok its your first there is a wait and there is no way around it however you can ask for and advice you not too do this, the request for money due to change of circumstances "they will give you up to £300+ don't do this you will fuck your self, go lowest which is £100. If you go full it will fuck you so much as you have a lot to pay over 12 month. You do not get much on basic UC, if you have legit mental problems now is the time to see the doctors. They will do everything in their power to destroy you, you must break through it. they cause the most suicides in the uk and anyone this side of the sea knows it.
>>484447417>I didn't read you're post and now I don't understand what you're on about THATS HOW IT WORKS YOU ABSOLUTE THICK CUNT
>>484447957what?
>>484447439No. Stop watching that shit.
>>484447248Come at me nigger, come suck my dick
>>484446396you have to the game, turn up on time show willing, apply for the odd job, I got restart to buy me a new laptop, it's the shittiest cheapest thing on amazon but hell it was free, never told them about my desktopI'm doing a course now, it's pretty intense but fuck it if it goes somewhere it does, you should remember that they need you just as much as you need them, without you they have no cushy arse sitting bullshit labour voting job
>>484447932the DWP really is the primary cause of suicide these days?that sounds believable based on my past experience,
>>484447932"this side of the sea" - small boat person just gave themselves away giving advide on how to game the system ahem SUELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S HERE
>>484447360do not go for pip its a waste of time, get on sick and stay on sick.
Chow down a load of head pills and mong out to some lgbtflix
>>484448217ahem i should be on pip because i'm autistic and also ex military serious mental health problems but i know pip is a waste of time because they are evil stay away :-)YOU ASSUME YOU ASSUME YOU GOT NOTHING AT ALL FAGGOT
>>484447729I have definitely have it you might need to rescan your Freeview box to get it>>484448055Some good free movies on there and the ad breaks are perfect for pee breaks/getting a Twix>>48444759723
>>484448217go back to work wage slave that right go back to work you idiot.
>>484448342This, SSRIs, weed, goon and watch marvel films, so frickin cool
>>484448217>almost unreadable paki drivel, clearly knowledgeable about benefits but not used to explaining it in English. But it's that phrase that gave it away anon?
>>484448425dont believe yer. nobody under 30 watches TV unless their parents are forcing them to bet you have a landline too don't yer boomer
dudes come here for help we give, wage slave seethe
>>484448425>you might need to rescan your Freeview boxthe last time i ever heard anyone say "freeview box" was 2008. where are you from?
>>484448590If a nigga come here for help then homie is already cooked fr
>>484448542It's free and there are some good movies on there, this weekend they've got a bunch of the Transformer movies. And I do have a landline as it comes with the broadband
>>484448681kek
>>484448379>autistic and also ex military>autistic> military pick one, or state the regiment that let a clearly mogoloidal zika tier brainlet into their ranks so i can inform army HQ I dont need help..? so yeah, i dont get anything and dont really mind you do? except you're not sure which planet you're on are you
>>484448609Hemel Hempstead
>>484448425Bro type in soap 2 day 7 . xyz without spaces and watch whatever you want without ads.Why can't zoomers pirate? Nobody had to explain shit to me I just figured it out.
>>484448801>Hemel HempsteadDiamonds and Strings bby come buy me a beer
>>484448883I prefer watching on the big screen over my laptop
>>484436996>>484444444
>>484448681Honestly. I used to actually spend time trying to help these "what is girlfriend" people but you soon give up on that after a few interactions.
>>484448801....please dont dox yourself next time anon. you can just say the county. i've seriously never encoutered anything like this though. do you know david cameron was prime minister? why do you own a television? do you pay a tv license? have you heard of crocs? whats your fav song right now? whats your fav soft drink? whats your fav alcoholic drink? what did you eat this week? what did you do for your last job?
>>484448967Unironically wasted
>>484448967damn
>>484448743>>autistic and also ex military>>autistic>> militarySomething hands on, something requiring intelligence and no so much but enough, some people being destroyed is this an advertisement?
>>484448801how old is your computer? do you drive? what make? how long have you been coming here? what phone do you have?
>>484448952This guy just teleported from 2006 I swear. And I'm not even trying to technology shame or whatever. The way you speak and everything. Call me a fucking poorfag or something already.
>>484448743i join because bad parenting, i would serve again no problem. the army is structured perfectly for autistic people its just to much fully of bullies and that was the problem. We require absolute silence and then we are the most professional killers in the the world.
>>484449104oh yes the secret division, i remember setting it up, mmm yes very dark, very secret are you the lads we found to jerk off to undesirable men/women to scare them off? We sure paid you a pretty penny to post it on here didnt we! ha ha! have you spent all that money already timmy? Does this help with the flashbangs? I mean flashbacks?
>>484449290Is this an Eddie larp?
you could put 4 of us in the middle of a jungle, it might take us months but we would destroy our targets 100%
>>484449022>do you know david cameron was prime minister?yeah>why do you own a television?it has a big screen and its connected to my xbox>do you pay a tv license?I don't pay for it my parents do>have you heard of crocs?Yes but I don't own any>whats your fav song right now?Backbone, Chase & Status>whats your fav soft drink?I like blackcurrant squash>whats your fav alcoholic drink?Peroni>what did you eat this week?Sainsbury croissants, fish, eggs, 2 donuts, pasta, pizza, toast, doritos>what did you do for your last job?CeX
>>484437677>How is the winnerHow the BBC has fallen. Can't even afford Grammarly.
>>484449239i am genuinely thinking this guy is time traveler.
>>484449290You couldn't kill a mouse because it squeeked at you idiot. You think the goat herders of the taliban were quite lol. they enjoyed your moans. rainboy.
>>484449464>Grammarlytopjej yes let a plugin send everything you type to glowniggers
is it worth paying for gaps in national insurance contributions? will britain still be around in 30 years or in a fit state to pay pensions
>>484449442>connected to my xbox>Chase & Status>blackcurrant squash>Sainsburys>CeXi dont understand how this has happend? can i ask how old you are? what do you make the past 5 years?
>>484448967If it's not a fucking leaf, it's some otherwise bastard know-it-all greasy sharter
>>484449171>how old is your computer?Maybe 4 years old, its a Dell from PC World >do you drive?No>what make??>how long have you been coming here?Since Brexit>what phone do you have?iPhone 10 maybe
>>484449343>have you spent all that money already timmy?tut you left us with nothing to do...4k down the drain prick
>>484449442bro dont answer the rest of the questions you're doxing yourselfHow come when I'm in a shill/whore thread its "verification not required after 2 posts but when you actually find some lads to chat to it 6 digit movable captures all the way down?
we fucking told you, we are here...
>>484449570starmers gonna raid yer pensioncaptcha: v TAXER
>>484449634I'm 23>what do you make the past 5 years?I don't know what u mean
>>484449442holy shit he really is a fucking time traveller
>>484449481Why would you kill a mouse because it squeaked at you? Chill bro.I'll kill a ZOGbot if it squeaks at me but a harmless mouse?
now if you want us to fight we have to learn to move and be fast. 3 moths achievable
>>484449864what do you make *of the last 5 years? what do you make of it? like summary with your thoughts. i promise i wont ask anymore personal questions. this anon is right >>484449806i shouldnt be asking you questions like that. i am just genuinely fascinated by this. well done on keeping your phone in good nic though.
>>484438149Bong, when I saw your thumbnail I was really hoping for an AI wemb of pic related.Damn, I may have to do it myself.
diet is key, keto is my goto in war.
who is listening to chase and status in 2024???preposterous
>>484450059i've never seen anything like it.
>>484450047we need high than we will talk.
>>484439164How much was it I want to get a bike but I live in London it can’t cost too much or it’s getting robbed by N
>>484450150high fat*
Thread full of weird larps t b h
>>484449570from the projections I've seen Britain will be unrecognisable by 2050, expecting anything that's normal now to still be normal in 30 years time is being unrealistic,before we reach 2050 prosperity per capita will have fallen below what is required to cover the cost of essentials and we'll have had to start redefining some essentials as discretionary, i.e. things will be getting pretty basic by then,
give me god men with high fat diet and we will do anything.
when your ready gentleman >>484450298>>484450298>>484450298
>>484450059This time travelling lad is bro don't try to change him, he's beautiful.Look at how he just responds without aggression. 2024 us could never.
>>484450000Nice QuintsI don't really remember much of the last 5 years, lockdown kinda changed things and everything has gone really fast since then
high animal fat diet rations we will do anything you want
>>484450256It’s over none of us can convince a white woman to not be a whore let them get rapes by Muslims that’s what they want clearly
>>484450356i mean....i have to agree with you. but you sound like something out of MAYBE 2009 or if i was pushing it 2011.
>>484450545those were good times,
>>484450818they were pretty miserable times anon desu. i spend most 2009 being stoned. and most of 2011 indoors because i couldnt afford anything.
>>484436996Nigger
