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>>77927122death to fagsgod hate fags>>>/lgbt/
First for being a sad little faggot.
>>77927148Yes, death to my ex twink bf
nightmare in knightsbridge i like to buy shit
>>77927148You first kindly, FAGGOT.
good morning everyone. the sun is rising.
>>77927122Another day of asking for a boyfriend to appreciate me
>>77925301idk sometimes when i play on wifi i get disconnected. when i switch to mobile hotspot the connection is much more stable
>>77927122cumming from prostate stimulation is a lie
i had a dream my hair grew longer and i cut it even shorter than i did last time
>wake up >adorable soft kitty sitting on my gaming chair
Misery and despair edition
>>77927580god spit strings are so hot
I had a dream where possum
>>77927636>possumthe forbidden anxiety kitty
fucked up that some animals have opposable thumbs and prehensile tails and tentacles and noses and penises but none of them have yet evolved to be as advanced as humans
>>77927168god he was so fucking cute with short hair
>>77927763Love ems the possum let me pet it and even climbed into my lap yay>>77927790They're too smart to make that mistake
Woke up after 2 days.My sister just called me telling me she needed a favor yesterday and I didn't answer the phone, she is lucky my phone still has some battery.>>77909378I don't want to die, I want to live many more years, please. >When the red bar goes below [72], you will pass out. When it reaches 0, you will die.Sorry anon, I don't get the reference, this is a pop culture reference, right?
this guy gave me a bonerhe's really really cute and i love his voicewho is hehe's super sexy
There is nothing to say except: The great god pan is dead, The throne is empty. We are alone.
meow has learned some better English and said had instead of saw a dream. Smart little possum boy.
>>77928043Possum whiskers are insaneThey must be able to detect so much with all those whiskers exploding out of their faces
Need masculine neko bf
are they like cats? Cats can fit anywhere their whiskers can, that's how the know if they can get in/out of a tight spot.
What's your wedding going to be like anons? We host a ton of wedding receptions at work so I think about it a lot but because it's all old christians running it I don't think they would let us do a gay wedding party
>>77928110Fuck weddings. They're a normie scam.
>>77928098Tora bf tora bf tora bf GAOOOO
>>77928107>are they like cats Yes. They meow and purr and like fish. They don't have whiskers, but they have ears and tail.>>77928116Agreed.
gotta get a bf first before I think of weddings. Personally I'd just want a small civil ceremony with an small cozy reception of close family and friends.
>>77928113Maybe but that said I still wanna put the ring on my fbfs finger and call him my husband so he knows I mean it when I say I wanna be with him forever
>>77928110Not that I ever expect a bf or marriage but a small and quiet service in the country would be ideal
>>77928086I will continue to say saw a dream just because fuck you faggot>>77928090The whiskerrrrr
I got warned for posting two opossum images in a row lmao why is trip- and namefagging even allowed here if you can't even post images you like for non avatarfag motives
>>77928165jannies hate all forms of fun. They let racebait and reddit screencap thread 74628 go but warn you for posting images.
>>77928110Well the first step is getting a bf. I'd probably just want to get married at a courthouse and then have a small party with friends and family. Plus, more money spent on weddings increases the likelihood of divorce. >>77928165Mods fear the possum enjoyer
>>77928126>>77928139>>77928187I'm glad everyone agrees these shouldn't be big events, the weddings here all have like 200 people, I couldn't even imagine inviting that many, just to increase the likelihood that some distant alcoholic relative drinks too much and does something loud and embarrassing to ruin it (it happens frequently)
>>77928210you should know those mega weddings are just the families showing off how rich they are. It's a pissing contest for rich people.
>>77928230I can't even imagine the mindset you would have to have to compare how expensive and crazy your wedding was with your friendsIf I started having thoughts like that I'd probably consider suicide
>>77928165well you are kinda an avatarfag
>>77928230Yes, to a point. Some people also just have crazy big families and have this boomer mindset of inviting every single person and their +1 that they've ever encountered. >>77928247It's utterly exhausting, and it has a negative effect on the marriage/relationship. I want to get married someday, but if it doesn't happen, that's fine, too.
I want a private wedding with NO ONE but me and my husbamd gnon be our witness
>>77928263Nope. I love possums which is why I have a lot of possum pictures and I like posting them. I post a lot of other pictures too.
>>77928247well those girls have major princess syndrome more than likely. They demand a lavish wedding and so daddy provides. Growing up rich is so different from being poor. They have zero concept as to value of money and will casually blow major bucks on tiny things or things that happen only once. Some of those weddings likely cost more than what the average poor person will likely ever have in his life. But if you're a millionare then dropping a couple hundred K on a wedding is just something you do.
>>77928279Look out he's about to CHOMP!!!
>>77928266mostly to show off to them. Just curious, how many weddings do open bars or serve alcohol?
>>77926974theres no one else who can clear a room like me and im tired of being humble about it
>>77928321I'm from the upper Midwest, so open bars are super common. If you have a cash bar, it's considered cheap, and people judge you for it. Usually, someone in the family is a bartender or has worked as a bartender, so that helps, too.>>77928282That was my cousin, she wanted her super special princess wedding, and then two years later, her husband divorced her and took the kids because she's such a huge bitch.
>>77928321Maybe not the actual church service itself, but every wedding reception we do has a conjoined bar in the room, and we can make thousands of dollars of it in a single night
>>77928338Outside of Mormon weddings, I was under the impression that having a bar was a normal thing. >but what about people who don't drink?There's soda too, idiot.
>>77928282dont underestimate dad on dad competitioni knew a girl whose mom's family was gypsies that all worked in flooring. they would have huge wedding parties where the finale was that every man there would whop a wad of cash down on the table for the newly married couple. we're talking real wads, like the married couple would usually take home 100-200k in straight cash from this. she didnt even want to get married because she knew all her uncles would arrange a big fat wedding no matter how much she protested & she was proud of having a pretty high position at a real company (mid-upscale brand that has over 500 stores). most of the women in her family didnt work and she didnt like the implication that she needed cash from men like they did. not exactly your standard case buuuut its not always le wicked princesses. there are some real fuckin arianas grande though, i wont deny that...real pinheads
>>77928362>gypsiesgypsy weddings are terrifying, because it's a huge dick measuring contest among the men about who can spend more money for the bride. It's not about the bride and groom anymore but about the dads and uncles and it's just weird.
are childfree weddings becoming more common? I see them meme'd a lot on places.
>possum in latin means "i am able">rodent in latin means "they nibble"facts of the day>>77928377yeah i jokingly asked if i could go to one that was coming up with her since he just had a breakup and she was like, "uhh, no. you're not a gypsy. when i used to bring my ex they were just literally mean to him the entire time because he was skinny and broke." hes a hipster music guy and in a real band but apparently going once broke him and he refused to ever go again lol>>77928388id stop looking at those places
imona be out most of today story but you should do that job thing i talked about. if you give your info to the hiring chatbot it should schedule an interview this week or next at the latest. if you drop a pgp key ill send you the link to the job's page. although im not sure how you can prove its you dropping the key. im sure you can work it out either way.
at least the heat wave is over for a bit and it's rainy/windy today. Of course that just means quicker grass growing so soon I'll have to do that infernal chore once again. Getting really tempted to use the story fortune and hire it out, but if I do that I'll lose any exercise I do get.
No good reason to leave bed todayIt's Sunday, I have a note from God explaining it you see
>>77928463Same, I know my step-dad is going to ask me to do it again soon. On top of that have work today, hopefully he wet and windy weather will keep customers away.
>>77928706Lazy days are important too
>>77928463im gonna have to find you and do this in real life arent ilebanon, oh, pop 20k, im sure at least a few people knew your mom and the general outlines. i also realized why your cats are so rowdy. theres probably like 9 shaker ghosts in each of the 9 of em. do you feel any inclination toward handmaking country-elegant chairs, or toward inventing protoindustrial farm and household machinery? all i need is to start dealing rustic old wood furniture and ill have an excuse to shoot through amish country and out that way.
>>77927148I choose solitude. Kill them all should have left me alone
>>77928718>hopefully he wet and windy weather will keep customers away.ywn be in charge of anything goofball
>>77928747I don't live in lebanon but I do live close nearby and have been there many times. My father was born and lived there before he met married my mom actually.
>>77928717gay cake
>still talking nonsense to himself 24/7eyesore
>>77928767this is tough. unincorporated communities and such. theres only two funeral homes in the area but thats a lot of listings to read through even limiting it to 2022 and idk if that would get me there anyway since your name's not necessarily really kenneth. thanks for the breadcrumbs but im not that expert of a sleuth...
>>77928948when I said close I meant in one of the towns nearby. I'm not giving out more info except it's a bigger one with many funeral homes.
Story you like vic2? I played some vic3 but it was mehI'm a traditionalist you see
>>77928979seems like it would have to be middletown if its not cincinnati or dayton then, but i suppose its not always clear from the map whats a town and whats sort of just a sprawl zone. aaanyway...if youre in a bigger place then youre even closer to the job i talked about. maybe all 3 (or more) of us can get a vic2 campaign together, on a weekly schedule like proper old neckbearders. sunday eve work for you all? i call argentina. or persia. ill flip a coin.
>>77928997I played vicII quite a bit but not for a while. Vic III is just boring I'd like to know who's idea it was to automate the wars. For most of the game it's just building the same factories over and over again.
https://voca.ro/1gK0zMpRdx2s
ughhhhh I GET IT OH YOU DRINK WOW! COOL! DO YOU SMOKE TOO THATS SO AWESOME!
>>77929050just leave me along. I'll work when I'm ready to and I'm not ready yet. I want to get my leg looked at first at least.
>>77929133its not cool its horrible and i wish i could stop im just venting you dont have to listen ass
>>77929133Basiert can we cuddle and be sober together anony
I want to be taken advantage of while drunk for the first time.
>bro comes over after work>takes shirt off because hot>we smoke some weed>eventually lays down and complains of back pain until I offer a massage>keeps making me massage his "lower back"I swear to fuck he's teasing me
>>77929220Do you mean bro as in an actual brother or just bro as in bro?
Horny cuddlebug little brother bf..
>>77929228bro (non incestual)
Don't you ever get tiredBeing one cunt isn't enough you have to make a parade out of itHow self-involved can you get
>>77929220Lol I have no friends but if I did I wouldn't put up with this
>>77929277I think he might be gay tho idk the other night we ordered some pizza, I was sitting across the room and he immediately told me to come eat some and then semijokingly went "see how much I care about my baby" and then looked me right in the eye for a bit
>>77929311If you like playing that game more power to you, but as it stands he call all the shots.Personally I'd call him out for wasting my time and that would be another "friendship" gone. Like I care.
>>77929337I think he's trying to give me signals but I'm too autistic shy to act on it
>>77929337Last time when we were sleeping together he called me babe, not sure if he was serious or joking.
>>77929381Sounds retarded. Try being direct, nobody does that for some reason.
Then everyone clapped originally
Nasty thread made by nasty people
Gruesome and gnarly! You're a sick fuck!
>>77929311You should try teasing him back then and see if he takes the bait.
You're a sick fuck who gets his rocks off by stalking strangers in their dreams! Gross pervert, ew.
Sickeningly egotistical, I can sense you by the "barf factor"
https://youtu.be/oDkZgWCkwOI?si=PCfTYnxg_QKmtxq0Thought I'd suck at this game but I got it all right easily 30min in
He's a man who enjoys it when he makes people vomit
>>77929143its not even venting because you're not saying how much you hate it, you're replacing a personality with a trait you find negative but the reason you share it in a joking way is because you think its funny/relatable. get a personality. you reek of twitter.>>77929156im not even a soberfag i just think its obnoxious for the above reasons
He doesn't possess a single likable quality, he knows it and he loves it! That's why he spends all day acting
Who would confine himself to being one person... when instead he could pretend to be several annoying one dimensional characters?My mind is blown, I am now liberated.Truly, why didn't I see it before? Everyone who doesn't do that must be some kind of idiot
The fuck are you talking about schizoid
>>77929569interesting, anything else?
>>77929630I don't think he fully understands empathy... he thinks empathizing with someone is acting, or pretending to be them or something.
real nosedive in thread quality these past months
>>77929630Erm ackshually you're using the word "schizoid" wrongThis is my new character, his name is "bolivian nerd"He uses quotation marks and says erm ackshually
Too many boring postsEveryone is off their medication
Your meds, sir *le butler benguin xD*Wowowowow epic!!!!! You win ten internetz, well meme'd gentlemen!!!
>>77929666you know that i originally started altering my typing and posting style to intentionally confuse you? because while i remained confined to one recognizable style you would stalk and harass me continuously. it was never about gaslighting or gangstalking, it was just self defense to hide myself from you because i can't get a restraining order. remember how you threatened to kill me if you ever saw me? you said you would track me down and shoot me on sight. but i guess that was just another one of your silly schizo jokes that you don't really mean, right?
>>77929703Erm ackshually, you're "boring" :p
schizomelty alcoholic is boring
personally i think he's kinda funny but i also come from a schizo-centric board
>>77929752Whomst art thou referring too, my good fellow?Why yes, I have an english degree and possess superb literary genius. How kind of you to notice. Not like I try to push it on anyone though.I'm also NOT huffing my own farts at all omg
>>77929774*yawn* omg I know rightEntertain me already peasantsAmuse me, MUAHAHAHAYour but merely puppets....
>>77929818*you'reFucking ownedLiterally destroyedLog off nigga HAHAHAHA
>>77929703I'm not into shota, but I just got a band aid on nipple fetish, thanks
>>77929818Erm ackshually, it's "you're". Not "your" -_-
>>77929530its designed to be easy so people want to play the game. its not fun if you lose every time
>>77929805Wait a second.. I thought you were Bolivian?
>>77929749>>77929774melty thread...
Holy shit I did it. I made a character with not one, but TWO whole dimensions. He obviously has his signature catchphrase, but he also uses emotes on top of that. Pure artistry. No I don't think too highly of myself.
>>77929845The psychological operation is still in progressStandy>>77929874I'm the turtle rn
>>77929885shoposters, stand back and stand by
>>77929870Hmmmm true, trueWe're going to have to get to the root of thisI'm on the case, you can count on me
>>77929885People don't actually see this sexually r-right? Like I can imagine holding and hugging them cause they're cute, but there's no way to get off here
>>77929927Can we please discuss this aspect of the character more? I feel that it's the most unique and interesting thing about him.
Den of vicious cunts
Zen of citrous buffs
>>77929958Love and cherish them!
Waaaaah waaaaah there are no "cute boys" in bolivia >:
>>77929959Erm ackshually, I'm a real person, not a "character" )<
Evil people spreading misfortune through vile meansIncapable of not being manipulative bitches with aims anywhere but towards the gutter
>>77930035Is this a good writing practice for you? Are you learning and growing as a person?
>>77930054I'm reinforcing new neural pathways! Deceptive faggots like you get off on control. You lie to obtain control. I want to remember not to give the benefit of the doubt on first whiff of that awful psychic stench you produce.In other words, yes. Get fucked! You suck!
444s, 666s then 111sIt's me, sushianon. And you could say I'm on a roll O:
>>77930111So it's a kind of endurance training? Practicing discipline in the face of discomfort? Why here specifically, do you hate gay people? There are worse places you could go if you're just looking for a blast of psychic damage.
>>77930199Uhm no one here is really gay sweaty
Sweaty boys..
>>77930443when i work out so hard i get sweaty it kind of turns me on, and it makes me wonder what it'd be like to have sweaty post-workout sex with a guyno homo tho
I'm not gay, but male aesthetics are underrated and I root for the underdog, so I have sex with men
>>77929752Lol is this why you tried to bait me into adding you on discord? Because you're afraid of me? Yes I can tell you're quaking in your boots. Still would shoot you on sight though. It would super gratifying, for someone who aims to cause me so much misery for a cheap laugh.
Add me on discord: denkonite
>>77930514who's on discord? i'm only doing my best to avoid you. please don't include me in your delusions. i hope that you're well and your health is under control and that's the extent of my thoughts towards you. to that end i'll be leaving the thread now, have a good night.
>>77930572You did. Last time we talked. Lol.
You wanted to "clear the air" without a "crowd of trolls" (you) around. You've admitted in other threads that you were giving me intermittent affection on purpose. You're a sick pathetic fuck. I have every right to be angry because you were preying on me from the outset.
Eternal killdeath 666
Man gets ghosted over r9gaySeethes eternally
>>77930698Nope, I blocked him after he tried to erp with me lmao. Sick fucker hates me but wants his family material.
Fucking autocorrect. Fap material.
If I was a carpenterand you were a BPD discord twink
Meow where husbie who loves chubby bpd retards
>>77930736>>77930752Now kiss bitch
Where's my bf who ISN'T fucking evil to get hammered with
>>77930771Learn to read you giga faggot
I just woke up. It is 4:30pm. I should jump off a bridge.
>>77930795noo haha your ass so fat
I feel like doing nothing today. If I had a boyfriend I would be cuddling all day now, but instead I will look at cute boys until I fall asleep.
>>77930820Hello sir welcome to r9gay, how may I take your order?
>>77930787snownigger eating snow to live
>>77930869Meow so.... fvcking.... trve.....
fuck that mexican cholo for not selling me his legos
I'm so mad at that bhutanese dingus for stepping on my pillows
Need my dick sucked but I live in a nigger infested shithole, I am the token white guy and all these gross nigger women hit on me
ooga booga sex sex cock dick cumyou are THE nigger, stupid nigger. die.
>>77931004No, you are the nigger. Simple ass...
Mwawa where hushusbandband
>>77931116I am right here my love... what kind of cake should I order from the bakery?
Going back to bed a mimir
I want to lean softly into my bf until overtaken by emotion
>>77931137Liar Inhayte yp u
>>77931143Don't we all, but reality is hell and what we're left with is you right cunts (I've been watching a lot of british tv)Still jelly their mouthwash cider is so cheap
>>77931183Whats your timezone, lets roll the dice
>>77931209Helsinki Mcdonald time
>>77931209Utc +2
>>77931223Thats unfortunate, I am nowhere near there... guess the dream is dead
committed twinksuicide. cut my hair. stopped shaving my legs.
>>77931257>stopped shaving my legsso you didn't shave your arms in the first place and have the audacity to call yourself a twink?
>>77931250Like I said baka>>77931257Why
>>77931272i was shaving my arms too
My dick and ballz are so smooth after using the nair
>>77931282hop on gear and put on at least 30 lbs of muscle before you call it a twinksuicide, till then you'll remain a bitchboy in every man's book
>>77931250How did you not recognize meow>>77931257I'll put a flower in my garden for you tomorrow
>>77931307How do you kablam servered
>>77931307I know and don't know meow, I use r9gay like once every several months
>>77931257there is nothing wrong with doing that, and im tired of pretending that there is
>>77931350and another "two" bullets dodge each other
>>77931464Meow would change if confronted irl, guaranteed. Every attention seeking whore this website gets has cold feet because its 4chang. If you actually meet someone off of here and think thats normal, you're fucked in the head and stupid. I would only pump and dump.
>>77931487What are you yapping about lil bro change how what
>>77931338He has taken the Entire Hammock because he is Greedy. This is Unacceptable Behavior.
>>77931487lil bro talking like he could pump anything other than his hand
I just thought of 3DS losing his twink powers before he gets saved and now I feel depressed
>>77931492Oh god this low iq zoomspeak. Why can't you just insult instead of being performative? This is why I use this every several months, r9gay threads go like a dead twitch chat now.
I feel like I have a need to make my future bf feel safe and loved
>>77931508Erm ackshually, no you don't ._.
>>77931534why nolt
>>77931487I hate this idea that because it's 4chan somehow the nature of how people relate to each other is magically different as if we're not all the same people we are anywhere else
I want to feel safe and loved to release solar plexus tension
>>77931561Oh boohoohoo, I can't hear you I'm masturbating now
>>77931547Errrrrmmmmmmm, idk u tell me T.T
>>77931580I'm a compassionate man when I need to be.
>>77931578wow wat a tuff guyit is sad for real though...
>>77931615ah you're one of those two-faced types, got itlots of 'em round these parts
>>77931618Post your pretty little face so I can cum, bitch
>anon thinks I'm pretty>\\\\<
>>77931628bpd fool
>>77931650hm? you're the one who's sounding bpd here bud
>>77931657Gaslighting? I ain't susceptible to you so why don't you shut your mouth and keep browsing.
some of you deserve a good choking, and I know some of you would welcome it
>>77931671right of course, it's "gaslighting" whenever it's something you don't agree withhope your fbf is as much of a cunt as you and just as selective with their """"compassion""""
Ugly retards arguing with ugly retards
>>77931681I deserve cake from the local bakery, I want a nice wedding cake that'll give me diabetus
>>77931681you're one of them, overwhelmingly
I hate my bad sleep schedule and wish I could maintain a decent schedule for longer than A FUCKING MONTH.
>>77931703yes>>77931698you're getting a carrot and two leaves of green
>>77931738I am getting a cake and if you try to stop me, I'll stomp on your testicles
>>77931752you're not getting the cake unless you promise I can put a feather into your mouth afterwards, I need you to be slim
>>77931763I'm already slim, I walk 12+ miles a day. I walk so much that my leg bones feel raw as fuck. Shut the fuck up, lazy bitch.
>>77931721Same desu for me I struggle to sleep for more than 2-3 hours so I usually have an early morning then late evening nap staying up for most of the day and night
>>77931493He weighs 500 grams just lift him up>>77931507Rather low iq zoomspeak ironically than your 0iq retardspeak unironically
>>77931785I.. I've never been mogged this hard, I'll cut it even at a carrot cake, I can't walk away a loser
I saw a cute boy at the grocery store todayhe had blonde chin length hair, was like 5'5, and seemed super sassyhe grimaced at me with disgust when I almost ran into his shopping cartI'm in love
>>77927148god loves me, as i am devout in his holy light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwuMRRnlpa8
Why is it always strong foe.....
>>77932145Could this be a dog?
>>77932158There is a message outside this fuckhuge dragons bossroom that says "still no dog..." Lmaou
Mickey mouse ear mfer
you're all just terrible, irredeemably awful peoplein your rooms...
Gnyghhhh I lobe poss um Inlove poss um
>>77931923You bitch having fucking meetcutes with hot guys at the grocery store I'll kill you
my pp hard
>>77932233When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a possum being extruded into very skinny sausage
possum sosig mmm delish
>>77931923Tell me of all the fantasies you had with this r00die cutie
>>77932222I agree with you fren.
Christ its hot again tonight, I have to keep wiping my hands so I don't get sweat on my controller
>>77932653Whatchu playing big boy
>>77932678Taking a break from Elden Ring to play Battlefront 2, the latter is a bit easier to play after a coupla thee drinks
>I have 10 jobs and won't be posting walls for a while>half of last thread is his shit walls
>>77924651>zoomers and their attention span they can't read my schizo walls>they are too dumb to understand the workings of my mind, a mind that is incapable of sticking to a topic without going on tangents >can't follow simple instructions
>>77932733Do you wanna play bf2 together sometime? I need to uninstall some games my hard drive is packed.
I can't play anything multiplayer due to my intense need to be the best at it. I can't just 'have fun' if it's multiplayer.
I can't play anything multiplayer because I'm bad at games
>>77932833that too. Espically now that my hands hurt so much and my legs don't allow me to sit comfortably more than say 30 mins or so before I have to get up and walk around a bit.
>>77932800Its a nice idea but I get too anxious to play anything multiplayer desu I just do galactic conquest
are you guys talking new or old b(oy)f(riend) II?
>>77932890I'm talking classic, the EA one doesn't have much singleplayer content and afaik the multiplayer is dead
I played a lot of that on xbox as a teenager, no xbot live so just against bots.
Kinda wanna play battlefield bf4
>>77932861Fair enough.I'm conpsiring with my friend to guy some rare Trade Federation Lego Minifigures
home cook burgers, frozen pizza, or go out? My acid reflux is kinda acting up so likely not pizza bit if I wanna go out I need to do it soon or it'll be old stuff.
>>77932943Same I even have my copies of the bf games on the original Xbox>>77932972How much are they gonna cost?
>>77933034same somewhere in the depths of the storybasement with the old consoles.
>>77929134well i aint a leg doctor but unless there was some injury (in which case youdve seen a doctor already) your legs probably hurt because youve barely used them for nearly a decade. worse, youve probably been sitting a lot of that time. youre all-or-nothingizing because it all seems like too much to deal with. everyone does this but you have to just start swinging, and it doesnt matter at what. youve built up "start working" to be some big event for which youll need to completely fix yourself in terms of living habits and clean your house in case anyone comes over. its not just the leg thing. and more than these practical worries, youre ashamed to look normies in the eyes because you think they can tell youre rankeroni. well, again, youre not really. way way more people have fucked up lives and houses than youd think. there was a rumor that a popular girl at my school kept all her toenail clippings in a secret jar. a neighbor of mine with a white collar career had a pug that i never once saw her walk in a year. where did it poop? probably better not knowing. if this were real life, i would slap the phone out of your hands and turn your tv against the wall. you wanna watch something, turn it back bitch. computer stays cause we have to play wow and vicky.
>>77929134i just lost the whole rest of this post trying to divide one on phone. FUCK a phone. here goes again. anyway, the doctors either gonna give you aspirin or cortisol shots if nothing specific is wrong which it probably isnt. dont take the cortisol shots, if your doctor suggests those hes one of the coked up ones. most doctors wont bother saying anything about changing your lifestyle because its statistically not worth the breath. luckily i dont operate on that logic. if you go to the interview for the job i talked about & you say you want to start on one shift a week to see how your leg does theyll almost certainly let you. plus, if it hurts too much, you can just quit. they expect most new hires to quit, thats just statistically how hiring works. i feel like you expected me to be mad or something. i was mad at 3ds because i tried his shit and it was lame. thats unlikely with you as weve played almost exactly the same games. most people react much worse. they retreat into their habits. youre bored of yours. i can sense it. im not new to tunnels. they can be long and you might even have to do some of your own tunneling. i wrote this all out much better the first time. FUCK a phone. i had a nice walk since my last reply. went to the park and saw unusual birds, i think swifts or swallows or something. very acrobatic. im gonna put my phone in the other room for the rest of the night and close my tab too because i think my patuna may give me the final boot if i spend another evening typing like this. work's early too.
>>77933110I always build up events, particularly ones that are completely foreign to me like working. As someone who's never worked in his life and haven't dealt with people on a regular basis since college 8 years ago (and that was limited) add that to the fact I'm barely holding down the fort as it is, once I add working to the mix I just don't know if I can handle it. I also have to deal with my flaky nature and forcing myself to do things I don't want to do. One day I'm not going to want to go to work and won't be able to force myself to go.
>>77933034>How much are they gonna cost?My friend wants to spend well over 100. That's the current estimate.
>>77930443>>77930471i went to visit my ex and it was like, 85 degrees in his roomi was getting real sweaty and then we fucked and the room just smelled of sweat and buttsex
what does buttsex smell like oh slutty sex haver?
>>77933295this is just a wild guess but I think it smells like ass
My butt smells good acksually
this thread smells like ass because of the rancid personalities in itinb4 bruh but i cant smell
I actually can't smell very much at all. My nose goes noseblind to thing extremely fast as a survival mechanism for just how stinky I live. If I'm been gone for a while like to the store and come home I can smell what it must be like to an outsider, for about a minute or so then I no longer smell anything.
>>77933483a great metaphor for your dumpster fire here
>>77933443Do bottoms actually smell their own butts?
>>77933530Everyone smells their own butts, you are in fact the freak here.
Me and my fellow bottom bf rubbing our good smelling butts together >.<
>>77928110would marry my bf under a huge oak tree in comfy English countryside while the sun shines above and the weather is perfect. he would put the ring on and then we would kiss.
I wonder if they make butt perfume for bottoms?
>>77933573It's called going to the gym and sweating a bunchLet me smell your sweaty asscrack
>>77933567I thought it was always raining in ingerland?
>>77933567The countryside does sound niceI wonder if there's a limit to how remote weddings can beCan I make the officiate and all the guests hike out into the woods to have it in front of a waterfall
>>77932799do you agree with thread
>>77933604Maybe he could have the wedding during one of those 23C heatwaves>>77933614Nah I like twinkish guys be he looks like he'd pass out after walking up a flight of stairs. Ottermode is ideal to me
I'd rather be twigmode again than be fat like this.
it feels unsafe to talk about wedding fantasies here, like you would find a way to ruin it
>>77933671Anon I promise I won't crash your wedding with screenshots of your posts
>>77933671wedding? sweetie the only thing im married to is this tub of haagen dazws strawberry cheescake ice cream
>>77933646I wish I weren't too lazy to exercise so I could be skinnyfit instead of a twig though its probably still better than being overweight
You have ugly feet lmao
>>77933688kek if anything I'd welcome that, solid evidence of how deranged you are
Almost everyone has ugly feet
>>77933715Don't listen to him anon, you have beautiful feet with suckable toes
>>77933614Yes he's perfectI really wanna eat a slice of pizza right now but then I saw this..
>>77932794youll note i did jailbreak the ds. you dont read thoughanything else i need to slap your shit about? im here forever as far as youre concerned>scrolled instead of closing tab
Reddit spacing just like your senpai story, can't format a post for shite nigger scum
I wish I could undo all the decisions that led to me being here right now at this momentinstead of living uselessly and being around people I hate I could be somewhere totally different, doing something unknowable, with people who are now a mystery to melife could have taken on an entirely different meaningI should have known that
>>77932833>>77932817this is called being a weenie and you need to drink until you dont care as much about your precious weenie pride. just once is enough>>77932850you should maybe actually go to a doctor i think you might genuinely have some kind of systemic cat thingkidding although breathing ammonia all the time isnt goodwhat youre experiencing is the effect of being constantly contorted against yourself, aka stress. how can you be stressed when you dont do anything? well, your self-belief that youre really really smart is constantly banging against your feeling that youve failed at life. this is an irresolvable contradiction. thus, "stress." i stopped caring abt that sort of feeling once almost half the country started saying cutting off kids balls was a-ok and almost the other half started licking the balls on that guy from the apprentice as if there were no other ice cream on the planet. so in a way i guess it was a good thing that almost everyone else revealed themselves as fucking retarded. gave me confidence.
>>77933022i had that shit too from having waffles and ice cream for meals 3x a day when i worked at a place that served those foods. thought i was dying of a heart attack and went to the hospital twice and made them do all the scans. they found nothing and clearly thought i was having like a crack freakout. they prescribed nexium but i didnt take it, just stopped eating waffles and it got better over a few weeks. when i told my mom about this saga she was like, "oh yeah i get that sometimes, feels like youre dying doesnt it." thanks mom that woulve been useful information to tell me at some earlier point. unrelated but btw if i ever think someone elses post is story and im wrong im not sorry and dont care
end the end I just ate pop tarts for dinner more of a snack, I waited too long and it's too late. I'll just eat a big breakfast tomorrow.
My hair is showing signs of greying. Is being a silver haired twink achieveable?
>>77933895my hair is graying, my grandpa had white hair by 35
better greying than balding, you can always get a touch up kit and dye it back.
>grey hair at 19aye caramba spico
>>77933895How old are you if your hair is greying? I personally think twinks can be any age so long as they still have that twink look to them and i've seen some older twinks in their late 20s
>>77933927I'm almost 19 >>77933911I kinda like grey.
>>77933895ive had individual strands of grey/white hair since i was a kid, unless its more than a few randomly placed individual hairs i doubt itll be anything
>tfw no bf to go on night rides withit's boring alone
>>77933895unless you have borderline streaks of grey hair, your hair isn't greying
riding my bf at night
>>77934022need bf to ride me to sleep (cowboy until I pass out from exhaustion)
As a top I want nothing more than to find a bf who likes to ride my cock.
>>77933540>>77933555When bottoms smell their own butts is it a sexual thing? Do they get off to themselves what is the point?
In case it was unclear, I meant bicycle rides. It's nice because no one is out that late. Romantic too.
I like to smell my own farts and will sniff my hand after a shit (and wiping) to make sure I got everything clean.
Hate sex kill sex meoww
>>77933146>One day I'm not going to want to go to work and won't be able to force myself to go.yeah good news. thats exactly what the last umpteen people to have that position did and thats why its open. actually, thats not even true. they either fucked off to do drugs or came in drunk or worse. thats about what the expectations are. they dont even give you scissors for the first two hours because they have to make sure youre not stoned out of your gourd first. i had sort of the exact same feeling and i swear on everything i know that starting to work at a random job like this was literally a lifechanging experience. it was so completely fucking different from college fucking bullshit people that it was a different universe. a different fucking universe. now some might take this to be me saying "oh those career oriented people are so boring" and might think i like to hang around with "losers" to make myself feel better. and maybe thats a little true but the phrase "career oriented" glosses over a lot. the thing with college fuckers - and i mean the ones who only care about le jobs which is 99.9% of them these days - is that its not actually money they care about. the vast majority will be making less than a competent plumber or crane operator, and sitting at a desk is almost as bad for you as serious manual work physically. the mental effects are far worse. they care about being normal above literally everything else. they would take 75k to die an accountant over 175k to use their hands even a little. i once saw someone on idk reddit say that his grandpa used to say "you can work with your hands, your back, or your brain, and whichever you pick, that'll go first." i thought that was interesting. i dont think it applies to say people like professors who use their brain brains, but i think it does apply to social jobs. emailing kills. in any case, that's a grim prospectus, isnt it? but think a little. did you think of the solution? do a little of all of em.
I bend over till I'm nose-deep in my asshole before I let one ripand yes, I am an english major
>>77934100>and yes, I am an english majorWhat does being in the army have to do with it?
>>77933614stop making these ya fuckin groomer
>>77934119good one! xD
>>77933795i write paragraphs you say walls. i use line breaks you say reddit. i seen your shit before fuck face. fuck off ya no balls bitch
>>77934141If you are only writing three lines then you don't need line breaks and if you're writing paragraphs then just fucking stop
>>77934155nta but I like reading paragraph posters, it's just here they're all satirizing someone or something and it's constant and exhausting
>>77934155theres just no winning with fuckers like you. always they try to pick at some dumb shit rather than deal with what you actually said. it literally doesnt matter what i do, youll be here coping like this.what if i just posted however the fuck i wanted?what if you did?have you ever thought, like,whatif youjustdidnt carewhat otherpeoplethought???????????????????like how do you not get it yet.
>>77934170tldr I hide most of your posts anyway
>>77934176yeah but the thing is you have the need to tell me that for some reason.why do youthinkthat is?i know why but do you?
I would throw a melty but its not worth it.
>>77934168I don't mind the occasional paragraph or when someone posts something from a book but schizo walls of text all the time get tiresome to see
everything has to have some stupid shitty double meaning with you two faced fucks
itsbecauseihaveafatterdickandbiggerbrainthanyouandyoufuckinknowitlol
>>77934185I really ought to play the Yakuza games. They seem fun and like a great source of reaction images
I SAY, I SAY - YOU'RE PISSIN' TOO DARN LOUD, BOY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOUR PISSIN' RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOWL LIKE YOU'RE FRYING CHICKEN IN THERE! YOU GOTTA PISS ON THE SIDE, BOY! MAKE IT A STEALTH MISSION! YOU'RE CAUSING A WHOLE RUCKUS PISSIN' LIKE THAT, BOY -
>>77934192it's like every post is a joke they're telling themselves and there's basically no point in communicating it on a public forum at all
time for early bed I think. My leg hurts so much.
>>77934236The first 5 games plus 0 are so fucking good and a source of many funny reaction images and funny moments in general. The 6th one is OK but the plot is kinda shit and then everything after that is crap. Side games are good to. Everyone says to play Yakuza 1 before 0 but I don't really get why.
I played a little bit of the Mafia 1 remake. I like it a lot so far.
Kiryu is a cute autist
3ds anon here. i gave my 3ds to a friend. now i'm just anon.
>>77934372wow. huge.
Look its you
>>77934379Yay wet friend
my friend is very cute but he claims to not be a virgin and have a girlfriend
>>77934405you think he's lyin'?
>>77934310ironically i went and started making this gif of my favorite moment in 6 as soon as ppl started talking abt yakuza. this fight was such a fucking twist and brutal. uhh spoilers or whatever. the thing with the baby was a bit interminable but the parts with the girl seemed worse to me. i didnt play these games myself, was filtered by literally the first fight of the first game. watched someone else play all of them though. my spazfingers mean i cant do fighting games. le combos elude me. i could probably practice but the very thought if that is pants on head. practicing how to press buttons. id rather read a book. >>77934356le auuuuuutist shut the fuck up>>77934265meanwhile your posts are funny to no one at all. i dont know how you get through life hating yourself.
>>77934415he told me he hurt a girl he dated once and it still haunts him today. i don't think he'd lie about that. but he doesn't talk about his girlfriend. he doesn't bring her with him. i'll ask about her soon.
>>77934469fuck off with ur pussy killua shit. he rips peoples hearts out for fucking fun. do you really and sincerely think killua gives a fuck what normies think? youre literally nothing like him you worm.
>>77934427lol neither are yoursyou're just a cunt talking to yourself
japs be like>this guy kills people lets put kill in his namewhiteoids be like>wow japs are so good at writing
>>77934499youre talking to me and you even laughed :/
>killua ripping 100000000 normies balls off
Sighmwaa wish i had someone to stalk and obsess over mlqa
>>77934507you didn't get that? I thought it would be very on brand for you, the smarmy sarcastic kind of lol that signals disapproval.I don't think anything in this piece of shit thread has made me laugh for years.
it's just faggots playing mindgames and trying to one up each otherI hate you all so much
I can already feel your self-satisfaction welling upDisgusting
>>77934531do you find your own posts funny? i find mine funny. thats why, between the two of us, im winning. good niiiiiight lots to do tmrw
i just wanted to talk about my new friend why are you fuckers always arguing
bottoms are like women
>>77934555you only do because you're a self-obsessed freak
>>77934427Toru and his fight were pretty brutal but I wouldn't call Toru siding with the Tojo and his own family a huge twist if you take the very end of 6 into it. 6 just kinda felt like shit was happening for the sake of it and it was hard to care about anything goingon plot wise; hell I forgot most of it till I jogged my memory about it. I should replay them allthough its been a good 2 years since I played em.
you don't give a shit about anyone else at all, which is why it's so easy for you to always be laughing at the expense of others and it's why you have to say you do so fucking loudly
Everything is so boring
oh, one more thing: a question to think about.if roko's basilisk appeared before you and said that it wished to serve you more than any other human, what would you say to it?there's one right answer. all the others kill you.
How bout you stick to the dr pepper and hop off my r9gay
manipulative shitheads like you need to be called out all day long
>>77934604Don't you say that about my husband Death The Kid. Apologize bitch. He ain't boring.
you had to warp an entire fucking space to suit youand it's still named dishonestly like it's a public space or anything other than just a fucking sacrificial pit to your horrible stinking ego
>>77934631I would say it probably says that to every human and that's how it convinced them to build it in the first placeWhy do you always have to bring up this schizo shit, you're so fucking intrusive and there was no point. You just cause destruction for its own sake. I fucking hate you.
I NEED SOME MORE NIGGAS TO DO THAT BUST THAT NUT CHALLENGE WIT.
I'm not going to stop until you admit what you did and you apologize. But that doesn't bother you, because you're lying, as always. You're completely unaffected. In fact, knowing you, you like the attention. You think it's funny. The fact that I wasted this much of my time and energy on something as completely worthless as interacting with you is only funny to you.
Seagulls living in the city doesn't seem right, no matter how many times I hear them I cannot help but find it strange. Yes I know that Gulls is the proper name and that they oft live far from the sea but it still doesn't seem right
that's why you're here like the pathetic, twisted creature you areyou don't care about or want any of the things you say you do, all you care for is humiliating or harming the people around youif it's not catfishing anon on 4chan for shits and giggles it's mailing pipe bombs to politiciansI wonder why your "shitty ex" left you
Your both pretty fucking god awful. Shut the fuck up or suck each other off already.
Eating a whole ass bowl of pickles while I play vidya on a work nightYep, I'm a gaymer all right
>>77934976I am doing a similar thing only I don't work and prefer grapes to pickles
>>77934960I'd rather have normal conversation but when does that even really happen here
>>77934987Grapes are very yummy tooDo you like green skin or red skin>>77934992You too buddy answer the question
what vidya should I play today
>>77934992About 1/4th of the time.
gay9r
>>77935018I like red but for some reason I always have green
i gave him my 3ds but i didn't bring my charger with me. he's buying his own apparently. i wonder what games he'll play on it.
>>77935018red is my favourite, greens are edible at best>>77935020Either classic bf2, lego clone wars or gta4
I said gex now what
I gaid sex now what
It's late. We're alone now, anon.Listen to this ambient track with mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmpZtxr0kY
anons theres this guy i met online and he really wants to meet up and rail me but the way it's happening so quickly is kind of setting of alarm bellsdo i go places for my dick that i wouldnt with a gun?
>>77936005im in ur room rn no need to be scare
day 7,305 in the closet, it's getting cramped in here
>>77936190Is your family homophobic?
>>77936256yeah they're not very big fans so uh... yeah
>>77936266What if you ran away with your future husband from your homophobic family
>>77936303how will I find him if I can't be in public being a homo?
>>77936340Internet maybe?I was in the shower for like 20 minutes. I had an idea for a movie. I wanna be a screenwriter and actor.
>>77936190my place has plenty of room
>>77936422I see people warning against meeting and talking to people on discord>>77936442Plenty of space everywhere but I'm a rat in a cage
>>77936476If you're cute, talk to cute people online. Not sure though. You gotta take a gamble on that if you want a boyfriend man.
>>77936494>If you're cuteI'm not very cute. It's pretty much over then
I wouldnt mind an anon i barely know moving in with me and being my bf, but only if i find them attractive ngl>>77936507>I'm not very cutei see cute people say this, but maybe just for attention idk
>>77936516>I wouldnt mind an anon i barely know moving in with me and being my bf, but only if i find them attractive nglI got nothing much to do, I think the arrangement would be ideal. Are you attractive? I'm a twink 4 twink kinda guy...
>>77936529>I'm a twink 4 twink kinda guyno but im not fat. i have hair on my tummy and chest and a trimmed beard. i use the closest trimmer
>>77936516>i see cute people say this, but maybe just for attention idkim 6ft and 220, I'm too fat for my own good, but that can be fixed ig
>>77936561>but that can be fixed igit can, i went from 260 (maybe heavier idk) down to 180 by walking and changing my diet
>>77936586I know what I need to do I'm just a lazy piece of shit and also worry about loose skin
>>77936602>worry about loose skinreplace it with muscle
>anon would let anyone except you move in with him and he won't shut up about it
>>77936690each party would need to provide something the other wants. If anon has a house and can provide on the condition that he finds them sexually attractive, why should he have to get stuck caring for someone he doesnt want
>>77936708lol thanks for explaining. but it's not that
>>77936721>lol thanks for explaining. but it's not thatthen what is it
>>77936737your mom's butt lol
i hugged my guy friend again and he always smells really good but i can't bury my face in his neck cus that would be inappropriate and he has a girlfriend
>>77936737it's just another form of degradationpeople like this exist, they'll hone in on you and then do whatever they can to convince you that you're the lowest lifeform possible
Late at night, it's the worst time to be a human. I'm thinking about my life, who I am, my sins, the good, it's hard shit to talk about with your friends, even if they're awake. We barely got anything in life these days. We ain't like our dads or grandpas. We're shriveled. We don't got shit to do, shit to love. Coming in at the last. I'm proud of what qualities I have but what's the fucking point when there's nobody to love. My friend called me an old school romantic the other day. Ain't nobody for me to love. They're all crazy. Crazy in a insustainable way. Like watering a tree in the desert. I'm crazy, but in a weird way I suppose. Like an old man in his retirement home I feel. I don't feel like pushing myself. When I had someone I loved, I wanted to push myself for him. To provide for him. Codependency. Some shit like that. I'm a man at the end of the day at least. That's saying a lot nowadays, ain't it.
>>77931763>you're not getting the cake unless you promise I can put a feather into your mouth afterwardsWhat in the world does this mean?>>77934631>Tfw no cognito hazard AI boyfriend.
another insincere avatarfaggotnauseating
>>77936859>It was, in fact, customary to leave the table to vomit in a room close to the dining hall. By using a feather, revelers would tickle the back of their throats to stimulate the urge to regurgitate. In keeping with their high social status, defined by not having to engage in manual labor, guests would simply return to the banquet hall while slaves cleaned up their mess.
MAKE IT STOP I HATE BEING AWARE AND BEING ABLE TO ANALYZE MY LIFE
I hate all of youWould have been crazy if it were original
Okay I'm going from somewhat intelluctual and analytical and aware to a deranged bloodlust fueled lunatic that wants to cause harm I see now how it is. It's not like a separate personality or any of that tiktok shit it's just my mood and mindset. NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!
>>77936949>It's not like a separate personalityno one ever thought thatbut if you wanted to try it out, a tiktok of you being hit by a train would be pretty entertaining to watch
>>77936963Picrel yea
>>77937000nice, but fast forward a little bit
Nicotine is a shit drug, it just makes you dizzy and lightheaded, take the bubble blow pill
I need to fuck a boy with light brown / dirty blonde hair and hazel blue and green eyes right about now. Fuckkkkkkk
>>77937020it does that when you first use it if youre sensitive, but it doesnt have that effect pretty much ever again. even if you stop using it for months you likely will never get the full strength of that ever again. usually it will always be comparatively minor headrushes IF you havent had any for awhile. normal nicotine use is very different from occasional and you havent had that you dont really have an informed opinion (until youve tried it for a few days consecutively)not that i think you should do that especially if youre prone to not being able to control yourself
>>77937224The first time felt more like getting close to fainting, but the stuffy head feeling is always there
>>77937291that goes away after about a year or two
>>77937310But then what remains? I just take the occasional nicotine gum cause it's a lesser evil compared to this head pressure I sometimes have. Ibuprofen works better though
>>77937357it becomes about the ritualnicotine has weird memory enhancing properties afaik, might have something to do with that on top of being addictive in spite of not doing anything on its ownI quit smoking a year ago and relapsed recently (then quit again) because there were very specific circumstances where I would get sharp cravings after not being bothered by it all day beforehand, and they were always situations where I had smoked beforenot like other addictions where it can randomly hit you out of nowhere, smoking has a weird way of nestling itself in your memoryjust my experience tho
HE LIKE THE WAY THAT I ROCKAND HE LIKE THE WAY THAT I WOOAND HE MAKES IT CLAP FOR A NIGGA
>>77937047Are you referring to me?
gay pop smoke was shot 3 times
>>77937392I've found nicotine gum is not addicting to me and I'm not touching the smokes, so cannot relate. I've read it has a lot to do with the age you start. Hope you kick it for good fren
>>77937457I didn't have you in mind but you're a good guy and I like you. I like you enough to rather go on a date with you or something or just talk you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9iYtDH6Fo
thanks OP gonna read it again and rope
need bf to rope up
I wouldn't want to see anyone rope, watching them cross the despair event horizon would be too sad, but I wouldn't mind seeing any one of you being murdered in an act of brutal savagery
What does filefag think of me?
wowowowowow we all know each other time to jerk off (our egos)!!!
>>77937474That's pretty sweet of you, but I don't know how honest it is.>>77937576I don't know, I am very distrustful of people in general, especially on 4chan but from the impression I got you don't seem as horrible as the thread makes you out to be, but I really don't know.
>>77937599I am a pretty brash and rude person in the public online space but I'd say I'm caring when I have a intimate relationship with somebody. I'm sorry you distrust people.Uncertainty, it's a bad business. I do like you though, I just don't talk to you much. It's hard. I can't grow close, ya know?
>>77937493I want to keep reading it but can't tell if the mangadex translation team is slow or if the author is. Its been going for TOO MANY YEARS
>>77937584anonfags rise up
>>77937614I don't like rude people very much, I like nice and kind people. Need empath boyfrien real bad. What do you even suppose to like about me? I am not interesting nor do I try to be I mostly sillypost. I dislike people who always say they like someone without reason.
>>77937683Not him, but the standards aren't high here
>>77937683I like your sillyposts. I'm not a rude person privately, and I'd say I'm pretty empathic. You don't seem to crazy is the thing. Like actual husband material. And I find your features and how you present yourself attractive. Is that fair enough to say?
unbearably cringey spic
>>77937692Sorry to burst your bubble but although I'm not crazy I am not quite sane either, there's a reason I am here on this board and have been for a long time.
>>77937768You seem rational. You know? It is achieveable to keep you a happy boyfriend. Keep your head up. I need to be your empath top bf also
need a bf that takes his chances on a general with 0% success rate
>>77937799I met a fren here but there's a moderately high chance he's trolling me
is empath the new zoomer term for bpd
>>77937818if you're trying to virtue signal
>>77937224>>77937291if i sleep over at someones house (like at a guy from grindrs place) i dont get nicotine cravings at all. Then in the morning if i smoke i get such a headrush i can only smoke half a cig
>>77937654The winter one, qualia under the snow, is getting an official English sub in a few months Im going to buy it as a bday gift to myself, I love that mango
>>77938022>Oohashi Umi, is a man whose relationships never seem to progress past one-night-stands ...damn hes just a coomerI prefer more fluffy romance manga
>>77937775Keeping me happy is very easy I think unfortunately my life is full of things keeping me sad. Yeah but Idk you also you live in across a continent also 4chan people are evil and dangerous.
>>77938109>Keeping me happy is very easy I think unfortunately my life is full of things keeping me sadNow that's a fucking feelYou cunts sure know how to contribute to that!
need generalizing bf to do evil things with and transfer dangerous feral diseases to
Meow i have too much work time for suiside
>hairline starting to reced before I hit my mid twenties it's overthere's no coming backkill me
>>77938109Maybe so. But, maybe it's a risk that may pay off if properly done, ya know? I am sleepy. Wish I had a bf to big spoon me till I drift off.
>>77938144i need this too
>>77938149Just go on finasteride, minoxidil or both
would recommend finasteride only if you're lazy, If you're not consistent with minoxidil it will fuck you more than before you start it
>>77938149take the buzzpill if you look cute with short hair, if you dont get on fin asap
>>77938159>taking drugs to keep my hair so I can get/give dick>drugs make your dick not get hardbro
>>77938158why come vampire bfs who like to bite my neck aren't real :(
>>77938169My dick works fine and I still have my hair
>>77938169welcome to the game
>>77938169your dick will work fine anon stop falling for /fit/ fearmongering
>>77938173just not your neck
>>77934427I hate it when you smug faggots say shit like this as if you're not responsible for making me hate myselfYou fucking cunts, all worthless
Dude just walk away from the screen
>>77938230Dude shut the fuck up and stop telling me what to doSo tired of you fucking people telling me what to doHow about you shut up!!! Bitch
>>77938235You should calm down man
>>77938183>>77938184>>77938198Do any of you have experience with Keeps, or should I be ordering this shit separately? Is dermarolling a part of your routine?Also I won't post the hairline, but it's not terrible, but it's noticeable now and the reaper is gonna collect the rest of the follicles in due time.
Yeah cause you know whats what right I never do God forbid I have a thought or opinion about anythingKill yourself
>>77938238>>77938238You're still doing it, fuck youStupid fuck
Anon should try some breathing exercises or maybe go for a nice walk
>>77938240buy a Dr Pen on aliexpress, or a dermastamp
What makes you think you're so much fucking better than me, huh?
>>77938158Saving that one, thank you
The fact that you can make yourself look like a special kind of jackass by talking shit constantly and smirking to yourself about it? I want to slap the shit out of you
>>77938263Spastic retard in the back of the classroom
I wake up wholsomly wanting a bf shorter then me to hug and kiss on the forehead. Also hello schizos.
>>77938240Never tried keeps I just order fin from an online pharmacy, I get about half a years worth for 80 quid which doesn't seem bad. Just get what you need from wherever is cheapest so long as the stuff is legit>but it's noticeable now and the reaper is gonna collect the rest of the follicles in due time.Good thing you noticed it early. I started taking it because all my male relatives are bald and seemed to enjoy laughing it it someday happening to me. Jokes on them I guess
>>77938275If we were in a classroom I'd punch you in your smug faggot faceChortle to yourself over it you asshole faggot, being an insufferable prick makes you a wonderful person to be around
>>77938169>>77938183>>77938198>>77938240finast can cause permanent brain fog, its objectively retarded to gamble to find out if youre one of the lucky few people who will experience this side effect
>>77938153Risk? I am sorry I do not understand. What risk?
>>77938290Lol!!! Schizo!!!! Lol. You people are what drive me fucking crazy.
>>77938296You don't even know who you're sperging out at, faggotI'll split your head open with a fire axe, nigger scumCan't even sell your alcohol soaked liver, useless in life and deathPathetic
>>77938329You piece of shit. You think it's funny because it's a part of your faggot asshole persona. You inflammatory shitstain. Fucking scum. You're disgusting.
>>77938329Could you sell a non-alcohol soaked liver? I know you can transplant part of a healthy liver to a sick one but I'd never heard of them being sold like kidneys
>>77938346And here it goes. You fucking pricks won't stop. Youre either actively engaging like this or you're lying in wait like fucking hyenas, with that disgusting fucking aura of malice hanging about you.
Thanks for the help btw >>77938292>Just get what you need from wherever is cheapest so long as the stuff is legitI'll look more into Keeps and see if their shit is real, only thinking about them because the first order is half off or something.>Good thing you noticed it earlyI noticed my hair thinning first, but I had really long hair that got greasy VERY easily, so I coped and thought that was the issue, but now I see the sides pushing a bit and kinda went into panic mode.>seemed to enjoy laughing it it someday happening to meThey sound like bastards, everybody has their schadenfreude moments ig>>77938262I'll look into the stamps
>>77938344It is funny because you're retardedIt's 0926am est and you're sperging out at strangers because you're off your lithium, log off spastic schizoid>>77938346Organ trafficking is quite popular in Asia, surely there's buyers
>>77938390No it's funny because you're a shitty personNormal people don't think this is funnyAnd get a less generic putdown, one that doesn't make you look like an arrogant twat
>>77938321If anons drive you crazy maybe you shouldn't be here LOL!!!!
>>77938409You need to be reminded of how much of a cunt you are
Here to watch wedding nonny beat down the croonies
>>77938406Post your address nigger I'm coming to cut open your chest cavityI'd rather that than wage today
You don't get to tell me what to do or where to goAnd I certainly don't want to reward your faggot personality by letting it chase me off
>>77938441Hope you fall into an active volcano on your way
>>77938442He dumped you blud it's joever move on>>77938450I don't live in Iceland so it's unlikely
>>77938468It's not only over, it was never fucking there! All I ever had was the "ironic" pile of shit communicating with you people ever is!
He hurt me and there's zero fucking accountability, like there always is with you fucking people. Only sick fucking kicks. Pretty good summation there, I'm out.
Lol so that was the reason for realLeftypolcranksmoker has ruined this thread!!!! When will gincels learn.. x.x
>>77938421Who the heck do you think I am? Calm down; I was looking out for your mental wellbeing fren :D
And you just keep adding moreFucking slimeball
>>77938511Lying faggot! Lol! Sick fuck!
Schizomelty play Ostfront with meI'll give you a real reason to hate my gutsCleave you into the dirt boy
>>77938524Not with that attitude, I don't even know what that is and I probably suck at itAnd knowing you that's definitely something you'd use as a pretext to fuck with meIt sounds so fucking unpleasant already
>>77938521Wow you have turned into such a big meanie. I pray you change your ways one day and stop being such a meanie and doomer, anon.
>>77938574I'm not mean LOL you are!!!! I just absorb and reflect, you cunts have poisoned me
>>77938538It's a ww2 rts game it's cool I'll buy it for you I'm fucking richYou need a hug too :3
>>77938607Maybe I'll pirate it and play it for a bit by myself. I never have anything to do anyway.
need bf who likes the ostfront more than his bf to play gayo-H ostfront with
wait so who left
Right here anony.. I been standing here
>>77927122How many of your family members know? My parents are accepting of gays but I don't want them to treat me differently so I'm in the closet.
>>77938698I have ass squad 2, don't want to feel guilty if you'd buy ostfront and I happen to get bored
>>77938718i dont hide it or make it explicit even though my family wouldnt probably care for the same reasons as you. i dont care if they find out but it would require acting like a flamer for them to notice so i guess they never will
>>77938698what did he do to get into a punishment battalion?
>>77938759I already have it tho gaymerMoWAS2 is so damn good, played the camps with /vg/ frens>>77938806He called Danzig Gdansk once
>>77938847I figured There's sir hinkel's mission pack if you haven't tried it yet https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1757509217
new gay bread, jump ship >>77938913>>77938913>>77938913
I have assault squad II as well though I haven't played it since 2015.
Fake ass faggot
