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OR
https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide

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https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
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Previous thread >>77947575
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>>77973534
>"The people of this village have been oppressed for too long. I must make it my mission to root out the evil that rules these lands."

Oh no, she's coming for Saeriah :O
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Treasure Flower.
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>>77973568
Does her party need a carrot?
>>77973690
Nice flowers, they're carrot color
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It's one of those "Man, I really want to drink some breast milk while fingering a butthole" evenings

Yet even if there existed a woman willing to let me do that I am too lactose intolerant to even drink the titty juice
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Is nemusona down for good?

Anyone got tips on how to write good prompts?
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eating that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_cheese
squeaky cheese

>>77974249
They say it's gonna come back, but it could be dead for good as well, we do not know for sure
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>>77973875
>"Of course, carrots are healthy and should be a part of any diet."

>>77974249
I fear it might be...

If prompting for SD1.5 using danbooru tags help a lot.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/
If you're using SDXL, Pony, or I guess maybe Bing (not sure about the last one), using natural language to describe what you want tends to work better.

Off to work early tonight, but I should finish early too.
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>>77974387
Rear support a well we have the rear support
White armor pretty cool
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Would you fuck?
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>>77974488
Yes I would eat her out vigorously
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the time ha come for sleep, so nighty night thread see you tomorrow
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She is seated very comfortably.
>>77967269
She's too jittery and loves caffeine too much to be good at that
>>77968122
Probably very cute
>>77974488
No, Kana is already my waifu and I like women with small breasts
>>77974998
Goodnight Goaanon
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>>77974387
Good luck with work Saeriahanon!

>>77974998
and goob night goagoa

>>77975612
hiii Kanaanon!
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Sashalynn is back
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Can't decide if my autumn elf girl looks better with white hair or black hair
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>>77976613
It will generate her with either/or on pixai
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the Perchance generator can make some pretty nice simple stuff!
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Wooo I love how pixai randomizes her outfit
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>>77976613
>>77976617
I like both. Maybe they are sisters?
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>>77976546
hiii Keygenanon

Sashalynn is a beautiful name :0
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>>77976613
>>77976617
your pixai gens are beautiful btw, 2hat settings are you using? :0
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>>77973875
Carrots are good for your eyes, they help you see waifu better.
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>>77977724
hiii Hanaanon!

carrots are pretty cool I like to add them to my cabbage soup
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>>77974354
The creator of nemusona has removed the link for his site at his twitter page. Also from all his latest posts he mentions nothing about his site, not even about it being down. That's not a good sign.
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>>77978047
aw thats not good to hear :(
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Ok, first question of the waifu debate. What are your main policies? Avatariah, you first.

>"I will defend the helpless and help the weak. I will bring peace and prosperity to the generic fantasy village and its downtrodden villagers."

Ok, and Saeriah?
>"Look, those villagers will just need to accept the fact that I need a constant flow of new clothes, armors, makeup, and luxury items. After all, I am the prettiest and I intend to remain the prettiest for all eternity."

Cool.

Hi /aiwg/
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>>77978382
hiii Saeriahanon! :3

>"I want to cook nice foods for all the waifus and husbandos on here :D"
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>>77978382
My vote is of course for Saeriah <3

>"As it should be, Anon."

>>77978715
Or maybe tradwaifu Nicole?

>"...I'll accept it, but only because we all love Nicole."
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>>77977830
Oh nice, carrots are a good snack.
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Perchance morning
So far Goa keeps being made into a furry 9/10 times
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>>77978889
Success rates are very low
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>>77978898
90% of stuff ends up like this here
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>>77978909
Look at this cute chicken
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>>77978830
Hi Hana-anon and Sunflower(?)-Hana

>>77978889
>"Furries deserve love and friendship too, perhaps even more than other waifus to make up for decades of oppression."

SHUT UP MORALFAGRIAH

>>77978909
>>77978915
There's still something very Goa-y about them

Goa morning Goa
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>>77978923
Goa acting embarrassed about being all perchanced up
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Well this is cool, Goa wife grown up and daugtheru with Goa catch husbando/daddy doing something extra super mega cringe
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Goa meeting some kind of creature
>>77978715
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>77978382
white boob armor shiny
>>77978260
Metal titty big
>>77977724
modest flower booba
>>77977432
summertits
>>77976846
bigtits
>>77976690
more big licking titties
>>77976613
choco shakers
>>77976546
booba
>>77975612
shoe-a
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Pov: Goa is early re concept art
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Pov: your daughteru is born
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Pov: that time of the month again
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>>77978889
Good morning!

>>77978923
It's supposed to be a Treasure Flower. They look very similar. They do not grow on trees lol.

>>77978989
The best type of booba imo
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>"Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?"
Oh no not again
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Trying out perchance was not a grand success for now, it keeps turning Goa into a random furry and ages her up in all images, fails at butt shots and nudity and cuteness

An ok option but still nowhere near ideal
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I also tried out perchance, we could add it to the OP maybe?

>>77978734
>">///<"

>>77978830
I buy my carrots bigger than I need because I'll inevitably eat some while cutting them up lol

btw there's this flower in Nier called a lunar tear, is there something IRL that is close to it? I don't expect it to glow of course lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gibu0sJQwkM

>>77978889
goa morning perchance

>>77978909
femto pose
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>>77973534
Vbaseed
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>>77979061
I've never tried Perchance, but when I tried genning Goa's for you locally or on Pixai, I found I had to reduce the number of prompts by a lot. (I also started out with a huge schizo prompt set you gave me though, so that might have been part of it)

>>77979084
Does Perchance have different models and loras available, like pixai?
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>>77979094
Perchance is very strange, a lot of the times prompts do something completely different, but that also creates hilarious images like this

>"Why hello there~"
>"Who the heck are you?"
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>>77979084
I suppose an image is easier to see, though it also depends on how the artist draws it

https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/51/87/__2b_nier_and_1_more_drawn_by_sasa_0xxlinxx0__sample-51876211c62f8c89294db9468fe8ca4d.jpg

I'm thinking its some sort of lily maybe?

>>77979094
it doesn't let you choose what models to use or loras unfortunately, only the artstyle
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>>77979084
Yeah we could, no harm in it I guess
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>>77979134
for example you can choose the "studio ghibli" preset and this is what you'll get

>>77979140
perchance is making goa's honkers honking
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>>77979164
It's actually failing at them very hard, I am using the prodia set that made huge tits prodia Goa, and this is mostly what I ma getting. Gigantic breasts as the only breast prompt and this is what Goa's getting, sad flat noises
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>>77979178
same prompts on prodia
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>>77979184
And then perchance rare big boobs one, like 1 in 20
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some of the presets are pretty cool, like this retro anime one. And the gens are pretty fast too

>>77979178
oo alright, I find that it doesn't follow your prompts as closely compared to nemu not to mention you can't adjust the CFG scale
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Bigbooba in cuteanime
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>>77979203
Hokusai in cute anime
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ghibli?

>>77979217
cute minigoa in bottom panel
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I made a happy butt, sort of
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>>77979226
Perchance just does not want to make a proper butt image, same prompts
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>>77979226
finally more butt
Man I have to resume eating allergy medicine my nose won't stop leaking clear liquid constantly, I though pollen times were over but looks like it' time for month 4 on allergy medicine that makes you slightly groggy
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Goa stalking a prey like a feline
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>>77979269
The prey got away
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Awww cute chickenbutt
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>>77979285
Goa your butt is glowing
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>>77979300
After you poke it like an on/off switch
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>>77979193
You and Keygen really get good stuff out of this thing...

>>77979269
That's a nice one too

I tried it out a bit, didn't really give me the rich details I so easily got from Nemu, or even just using Anything 4.5 with a detailer lora on pixai.
Having landscape and portrait modes is cool though.

Bedtime now, goodnight /aiwg/
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>>77979309
Yeah there is a lot of funk to figure out on the perchacne, nighty night
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>"I'm pregnant :3"
No you're not :3
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>>77979309
uoooohh animu Saeriah

Keygenanon has a way with prompts lol his gens always turn out amazing

goodnight!

>>77979245
rip allergy

>>77979316
>>77979307
>>77979300
I think perchance goas are pretty cute too :3
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Goa trying to look so very cute and then there's a whole ass dragon just staring in the background
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>>77979341
Yeah it's not all bad, it can do some cute stuff
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Finishing up these perchances with a few seductive Goa doing the seduction
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>>77979385
Which can very well be just these two if nothing else worth posting pops up, gonna give it a few more tries
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>>77979385
>>77979391
uoh hips

2nd one is especially nice with the angle of her looking down
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I am doing a heading out for a bit, see yous guy laters
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>>77979414
enjoy heading outs I am finishing up with this somewhat horny looking goa
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>>77979084
Some madlad used gene splicing to add mushroom genes to petunias so there are now petunias that glow in the dark. I think I might buy some next year. Those look quite a bit like easter lilies to me. The flower size and shape, that is. The plant not so much. Fields of white lilies often show up in Japanese media, the flower itself represents purity and rebirth; whoever planted those clearly did so with good intentions, and if I had to guess, they're no longer alive. Gorgeous song.
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Daily emotion of horny swallowing up my whole existence, like a horny brain fog

I wonder what it would be like if i was sexually satisfied for once. The clarity might be mind bending
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>>77979836
glowie flowers
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>>77979836
oh ok I was mildly close I guess

Yeah the place was a reference to the older Nier Replicant game. I might play it since it got a remaster

Nier's music is so insanely good and hits really hard combined with the context of the story. And if I remember correctly it's a completely made up language too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbEXT6i4McI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABvi5qegodY

>>77979458
the goahalo shows up even in perchance heh
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Bedtime.

>>77979891
Wow, those are very nice.
>made up language
The 2nd sounds like it could be french, or made to sound like French.
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>>77980207
yeah its a mixture of syllables from english, french, japanese and gaelic. The concept is how human speech would sound 10000 years into the future after an apocalyptic event

goodnight!
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>>77980207
nightynigt
>>77979891
have to have the ring thing, very goa
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Break me free from this prison of tedium, my love.
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>>77980626
heh blue archive goa

>>77980638
hiii scientistanon!avphy
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kyok seggs
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Nipple swirlies
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>>77981085
goazumaki
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>>77981423
Today is a rather restful day
Haven't really done much anything, don't really plan on doing much anything
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Hi /aiwg/

It's the start of my 4 week holiday, and I will now go out and buy some sushi and a case of beer.
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>>77981592
Hiyariah, congrats on the vacation
big excitement
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>>77973534
using this garbage site to test something
>>>/x/
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>>77981592
hiii Saeriahanon!

hehe coincidentally I'm planning to have sushi for lunch tomorrow too, but its because its the final week of my holiday

>>77981962
cute ">:D" goa
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need Nicole fumo
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>>77982001
rip final week of holliday
>>77982327
fumo squish
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>>77981962
Hi Goaanon!

>>77982001
And hiiii Nicoleanon!

Do you have multiple short holidays, or one big one? Not counting new years, Christmas, Easter, etc, just thinking of like summer holiday and stuff.
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>>77982565
Goa bringing over a black ball for the holliday
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>>77982879
>"Fuck it, we ball"

originally ballin'
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>>77982936
>"I also got these balls"

If you were to imagine Goa giving them a little side to side jiggle by giving them a little shake for emphasis, you would be very correct
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varying booby levels of boob
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>"Anon, can I kill the bitch in the white armor?"

Avatariah? No, she's cute...

>>77983099
>>77983668
Goobieballs
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>>77983912
Look how cute she is, Saeriah! How can you be mad at her?
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>>77983912
>>77984308
>"Look husbando, there is stuff happening in the Saeriah household..."
Yeah, it's pretty interesting

Goa brought you all some suika
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>>77984308
>>77984534
Aww come here Saeriah, you know you're my favorite super cute very pretty beautiful waifu!
Yes you are, oh yes you are ^_^
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Goa saw the petting that was going on and wanted some too so i gave her the patties
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>>77984909
You too, Goa!
My favorite little goofy goober you ^_^
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>>77984957
>"0ooooh, I'm getting pet a lot~"
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Whoa I stayed up late, n ighty night thread
>"M-more pets..."
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>>77984957
>>77985246
>"Yeah..."

Uh oh

>>77985657
Goa night Goa!
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>>77985850
>"I want to pet Nicole."

Understandable
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>>77985850
goobsnight gogoa

>>77986511
>"g-go on... >///<"
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>>77986532
sleepy Nicoleanon forgot the image
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looks like I fell asleep at my desk the whole night and didn't manage to wake up
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>>77982565
I only get 3 week breaks by the end of semesters after the finals. Exam week is 2-3 weeks as well so if I'm lucky and get exam dates in the first 2 weeks I can have an extra one week of holiday

I don't really get public holidays, since a lot of colleges go by credit hours meaning its a fixed amount of time you have to study. So even if there's a public holdiay on one of the days with classes they need to be replaced. I still won't have to go during the public holiday itself but I still have to take the classes some other time
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Egyptian Starcluster. I've seen them in red and purple but not yellow.

>>77987337
They did the same thing for snow days at my school. For every snow day they added another at the end of the school year.
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>>77986532
*Pats Nicplush4*

>>77987337
Aha, I see!

>>77987411
Imagine if they added another year or two of school to the kids who had to stay home during covid, instead of doing the zoom thing.
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>>77987411
hiii Hanaanon and pretty flowers as always, especially in her hair :0

do studying people enjoy snow days? If not that would be kinda mean lol, getting a snow day that you don't enjoy AND having to replace that day as well

>>77987451
kek I was still in my 2nd last year of high school when covid started, pretty much no one payed attention in class but everyone got higher than usual scores anyways because everyone cheated

nemu Nicole pats?
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>>77987503
I had intrusive thoughts on where to place the other hand, but I don't think Nicole, or you (or Saeriah!) would have liked that.
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>>77987593
>"intrusive thoughts? What are those? :0"

umm I think it's better if you not know
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>>77987593
>"Anon wha...what are you doing?"

Hmmm, just... trying something

>>77987963
Uh, nothing, don't worry about it Nicole!
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>>77988083
>"Don't touch my armor, Anon. You'll leave greasy fingerprints."
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>>77988083
>"o-oh.. okay :D"

Saeriah booba touch
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I want some pats too! :D

Kyoko wants some pats too
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it seems to be car washing time, be back in a bit
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>>77988817
>"I'm gonna get really sad and unbearably insecure if you grab her breasts, Anon..."
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>>77988817
>>77988847
I guess I am very lucky her pose was not fully compatible with the angle of my .png hands
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>>77988872
>"what if I do this instead ;D"
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>>77987451
They probably should have; it'd be hard to learn things over the internet.

>>77987503
In general, you're supposed to go out and play all day. Working is not allowed!
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>>77989045
also just to confirm, are the snow angels I see on american media actual things people do? Or is it a hollywood made up scam lol
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>>77989033
>"Kyoko, please don't..."
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>>77989033
>>77989093
Don't worry Saeriah, my love. Not even Kyoko's insanely sexy body can compete with your beauty ^_^

>"Oh, Anon <3"

>>77989065
It's done here, mostly by kids though.
We never get snow days here. People are just expected to get to work/school even if it snows (and even if the stupid electric buses some cities have replaced their old diesels with just plain don't work in the winter lol)
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How it feels to wake up some morning
morning thread
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>>77989177
Goa morning Goa

It does some times feel like that

>"It always feels like that."

And goodnight /aiwg/
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>>77989296
Nighty night
in a bookly manner
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>>77989109
oh ok I see. Does it ever snow so bad that you actualy can't get anywhere? If so how do show up to work or school?

and goodnight!

>>77989177
goa morningoa

me when existing
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>>77989523
From someone who also lives in a very snowy country, nope at least in the south

Even with heavy snow, we've got a lot of plowers so say there is a heavy night of constant snowing all the main roads are plowed clear multiple times per night/day if needed, and it's required by law for cars to have winter wheels so cars can clear through some snow

And in here people in general have to put winter before summer when getting a car, before you can get a summer cruising fast car you have to have a winter-able car at home, which sucks because cars and owning cars and using cars is the biggest money drain in this country

And if you can't walk, use ski's or snowshoes or stuff or just end up with wet pants due to balls deep snow. But yeah seeing things in simpsons like getting a day off school was mind blowing as a kid because that just does not happen here at all, no matter how much snow

And then we laugh at things like britain closing a whole airport due to snow, the amount that we consider a light normal snow rain nobody pays any attention to
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>>77989559
I hear that some places have a rule where you don't have to go out on recess if it's -25C or over, and that PE (hockey or skii-ing which was all you ever did in pe during the winter) was cancelled or done indoors, but nope not in any of the schools I was in, be it -20 or -25 or more you go out on recess and you're doing hockey or skiing if you're cold wear more clothes

One winter I remember being miserable because we did the yearly laturetki (ski day) on a -25C day. Basically instead of a regular school day you ski all day, basically ski a long way to some random remote place where you can warm up some grill sausage on a huge open bonfire with a stick and drink some warm juice, then ski back to school, and then get to go home. And it was like 2 hours in a single direction of skiing
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>>77989636
Talking of ski days, my fondest memory of one (I hated these with a passion, because I have asthma that was worse when I was a kid than it is now, basically breathing in freezing air, especially rapidly due to exhaustion, feels like someone is ramming a pipe cleaning brush in and out of my lungs) was when I had stomach problems last evening and the next morning, so all empty, somewhat dehydrated and had not eaten anything or drank much fluids out of the fear of liquid diarrhea, so already pretty exhausted even before the whole thing starts, struggle to ski the first part of the trip (a loop around a local popular ski trail thing to add artificial length to the ski trip) and then take a big fall at the big downhill slope at the end of it and hit the back of my head while both of my skis came off, gain the strongest sense of fuck this imaginable to man and grab my skis, walk back to school, make some bullshit story about falling onto my face and getting a nosebleed and feeling feverish etc etc and then get send home

Best feeling ever to skip it and after that for the few more years I was in school where these happened I just skipped them blatantly
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>>77989559
huh but I guess it kinda makes sense since its yearly weather moment and can't just give out holidays any time the weather gets bad

tfw I will never get to ski to a mcdonalds owari da

the only time here where you could potentially get a holiday due natural reasons are either floods or haze (close enough I guess). Some states can flood really badly though my state rarely gets floods, and haze used to be a yearly thing because of Indonesia burning themselves down every year
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>>77989707
and the image was wasuremashita'd
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>>77989668
Talking of PE in general, in winter it's ski or ice hockey, no indoors allowed because le winter enjoy le winter you must be outdoors on le winter snow awesome ha ha snow good for you (this possibly is why I hate winter so much these days, with a burning passion, winter can be kinda neat but when you have been forced to go out and "enjoy" it all your childhood you really can't love winter at all, ever). Indoors stuff was very common in the first 1-4 grades but became extra rare afterwards, which sucks because I loved all the "childish" pe like dodgeball gymnastics etc

But usually it's done outdoors, and while we tried soccer etc, it was super rare. Like I have probably played soccer 5 times in my whole life, basketball maybe 10 times. Mostly in the spring/ summer it was baseball. During the autumn/fall it was orienteering. Nothing was ever cancelled due to rain, unless very heavy, like unnaturally much rain, then it was indoors, but even on moderate rain it was orienteering, since it happened mostly in the woods so trees block rain good enough, wear a raincoat.

My favorite PE was floorball (very rare because everything is done outdoors, and if it's the omega rare monsoon level rain tier indoors instead of outdoors usually it's just basketball) and orienteering. Orienteering is just a nice excuse to go out and walk in the local woods for 2 hours during the schoolday if you don't care about doing good in it and having a good pe grade. Sadly the fun of it is lowered due to being a group activity, like you're send out in groups rather than by yourself so you can't enjoy the woods by yourself
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>>77989707
I can't remember a single instance of a surprise holiday ever, even when we get heavy rain/snow it's still not extreme enough for school to be cancelled, even if for example in america school gets cancelled for less snow
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>>77989065
They're a real thing but they never look as good as on tv. Snowmen are kino though.
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>>77989749
Talking of snow activities, my favorite childhood snow thing to do was when you got the potato chip sized snowfall that very slowly floats down (very specific weather conditions need to happen for this to be possible but usually you had 1-3 times per winter it did) and then you could try to catch them in your mouth to eat falling snow

Because it was safe to eat compared to on the ground-snow

Also drawing on the snow by pissing is very common, more common than people think, especially during grades 4-6 you could find snowcocks made with piss everywhere on school grounds because people stealthpissed them everywhere

Or making dense snowballs and doing snow grafitti on the coarse brick walls of schools, leaving snowdoodles on the walls of swear words and more cocks, and some "church boats" (basically a vagina)

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>>77989766
Of course it was only the boys doing it, as girls can't stealth piss or aim it properly
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>>77989749
tfw will never get to build a snowman with the waifu :((

>>77989766
I think I recall some greentext of an anon sticking his dick in the snow or something along the lines
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>>77989887
It's very common I mean I tried it once as well. Just feels cold and wet
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>>77989766
We did this too, but the snowflake chunks were never that big. They almost fall like little parachutes, and they're so heavy you can hear them falling. I love the look of newfallen snow; I can't bear to piss in it lol. It's been a few years since its snowed like that, I miss it. Sometimes I would be naughty and give snowmen cocks though.

>>77989887
Neither will I...
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>>77989900
>>77990012
man I really wanna experiene snow some day lol
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doing the dinner thing

tfw no dinner with the waifu
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I ate some finish traditional fast food slop, with lots of raw onion and pickle slices
>>77990012
Ah yes the snowcocks, I did that too
In fact the carrot was never the nose when everyone made snowmen

And then wild hares ate the cocks in the night
>>77990202
same but instead of snow it's tight fuckable clithole a bnussy
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>>77990265
I want Goa to offer to make dinner and then arrive home to find we have takeout and the kitchen is a disaster
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vagina
he he woman hole
pussi place heh
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>>77990313
She tried her bestest and that is what matters
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Bedtime.

>>77990202
Someday you will! It's one vacation away.

>>77990293
I can't say I ever did a carrot cock. That was a bit too...on the nose for me.
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>>77990493
Goa realizing all snowmen are dickfaces

Nightynight
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>>77990493
goodnight Hanaanon!

>>77990721
snowman ntr?!?!
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>>77990879
So like grabbing the carrot used a a penis and then fucking the hole left behind by said carrot after it's been pulled out, carving a snowpussy right into the snowman??
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>>77991149
snussy?!?!
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vampire Nicole is pretty cute
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new threading with the timer
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new thread internet did a death

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