Rune Haako EditionPrevious Episode: >>77976303
first for fake thread with fake people
>>77994742this thread already sucks. who the fuck is this guy?
>>77994762Not sure how to tell you this, but bots that are gay definitely exist. This is a bara thread now. Fuck Haako
Tell me what you don't like getting posted and I'll definitely not post that stuff again :3
>>77994786That's not what I meant. But there are people here who will leverage misunderstandings against you so do be careful.
holy flip is that hugh gayynus? he looks different
>>77994799I'm aware that people here think certain things, I just don't give a shit.
Threads with shitty op pic are doomed
>>77994808NiceBut be careful
Kill all autists, beat them until they stop talking about their obsessions
>>77994781rune haako
Future is dead
KeVitaSparkling lemonade with prebiotics
>>77994899how are they supposed to have sex like that the cock is basically perpendicular to the ass
Wwaaaaa Im lonely wwwwaaaaa wawwwaaa
>>77994953shut the fuck up ho
wwaaaaaaaaaa I'm hungrywwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa where get burger wwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaa.
>>77994996I am no hoe sir please suit yourself
Wish I could go back and enjoy my twink years. Might have had some fun.
Wish I was a twink aristocrat in ancient Greece
>>77995171I'd rather be a modern twink aristocrat, you get to live somewhere fancy and have running water
personally i prefer 6th century greece(rome)
well fug I waited too long to get anything out to eat and now a thunderstorm is coming in.
wtf we are having a tstorm here too
wtf so are we
lots of thunderstorms across the country tonight.
you libtards have thunderstorms i have a testosteronestorm
nothing tard about liberty
>>77995545Brace yourselfYou're in a lawful evil thread
Monarchy enjoyer
downloaded EUIV again, what country do I play first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hHwDrbovBA
cuh cuh cuh
Meow Im lonelye need protect
>>77995628do you want to colonizedo you want to play late into the gamedo you want to cheevo
>>77995628Ingerlund, Portugal, Austria or one of the Japanese clans are some of my favourites
>>77995705The only boys I'm fucking with, is 14, 15 16, 17 on some real shit.
uoohh ToT
>>77995628form netherlands and invade spain
>>77995709>>77995722>>77995834I actually used to play Muscovy a lot back when I did play, along with England. Might go for something different this time.
this reminds me that years ago anon, from /r9gay/, wanted to be ck2 lovers and instead of just saying yes, i... i wrote an ambiguous yes but not at this moment.....
>>77995754reminds me of my bf when I was a teenager
>>77995892i like to play netherlands, hungary, any italy
I had two boyfriendsMy first one had a secret dating profileAnd my second was constantly texting girls, sometimes right in front of meFor whatever reason I've never met anyone capable of love, only deceit and treachery
>mom is ordering me a sandwich and fries for dinnerholyyy flip
and you stupid fucks are far from different, very willingly too
I had 0 fun playing vidya today.
I had 100 fun playing vidya today.
guess you're safe tonight, faggotyou're lucky I'm so temperamentaland that I actually fucking care (more than you at least)
Wow I love vagueposting!I hope he reads this, bro.
dont say the f word
>>77996236already happenedit's fucking exhausting
Brainwashing a boy to love me
you wish it was that sophisticatedbut it's notI think the most well known rule of hypnotism is that you can only ever ultimately convince someone of something they already want to hear, or make them do something they already want to dotaking advantage of the fact that someone wants to love someone else is fucking stupid because if they were willing to go that far they probably would have loved you without your shitty antics in the first placebut that only matters if it's really what you want, and for you soulless bug people it isn'tyou want power and attention and I hate you
I'm always so fucking misguided. I need to learn to only love someone who's truly worthy.
And that's none of you little fucking spiders
Brainwashing a boy to stop fucking whining
I'm not bfing no silly vagueposter.
Oh no not my precious anonymous space that I regularly take massive shits in anywayGet over it
Don't add anyone from here next time blud
>>77996392Unfortunately I already did halfway and I can't figure him outHe's been extremely nice to me but I think he's still a satellite persona of someone elseI have no idea what his angle is
that kind of sounds like me: im nice :)
I very highly doubt that, honestlyJust given what I know
I'm going to burn through your little spellbook and then I will kill you :P
>tfw no sensitive and vulnerable bf to be nice to
I went to wendys for fat neet dinner and saw a road killed possum. rip in pepperoni little guy.
call it a layer of the onion but it was very telling of certain things you probably didn't mean to be told
He was just playin possum
>tfwywn be sensitive and vulnerableanother bf off the list...
>>77996515meow is right in this thread
oh oh oh oh no where's my mask oh oh oh *fumbles*you will fail
And I know I'm not the only one who's after youI'm probably not even the bestJust a trumpeter really
*takes of ur mask*What now big guy?
>>77996530did you finally get the spicy chicken
>>77996561yes! lol! thank you anon <3 you made me laugh :)
>>77996568nope baconator and fries. Of course I feel the massive tummy rumbling so that might not have been a good idea.
>>77996589just the single baconator?
>>77996614double baconator, I'm not that fat. I used to be able to eat two but not any longer. If I even thought of doing that now I think I'd throw up.
hey but you should keep tryinggo hardergo harder nowgo harder and harder and harder and harderI can take it you desperate little parasiteyou need me now more than everwe both know the sun's about to rise
It's 2028pm est, the sun is setting currently acksually
go, go make some more desperate mean comments somewhere where I'll see them~ go go go go gorunrun you fucking animalrunyour dream tortures lack originality too you can do better with that too, you really do suck at your job
>>77996660you don't usually make typos, I thought that was supposed to be my thingdamnyou really are fucking weakwhat a fucking loseryou were offered so much and you chose the worst way to use those things
My estimation of Hego Damask as a wise sith lord just fucking plummeted. To get so drunk that you pass out and are murdered in your sleep? Its a fuckin' disgrace!
>>77996674What typo? I spelled all the words rightYou are very mean
big middle finger to you stupid, mean, manipulative, mediocre fucks
I chose not to join you because I realized that what you stand for is worth nothingStop being so fucking salty about it
You guise are heckin stoopid tonight
what??? what did i do :/
>>77996725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PstrAfoMKlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-fa9DvYaY
at the risk of sounding like a broken record, my leg is hurting again as per usual.
greater dutchland when
Dutch should just be considered a German dialect vs a separate language.
>>77996738All this vagueposting is stressing me out >:|>>77996741>>77996754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s>>77996757I'll frickin cut it off if you don't be quiet you dork
>>77996795behind your dancing gifs we both understand and feel the teeming infestationyou carry it in every one of your wordsfor you, the things you say aren't expressivethey're performativebecause the worms are pressing against your mask
For all the cool gays look what I found in a soda shop today while playing tour guide.
very strange for you to post it here thenI don't think there's anyone here but serial liars
>>77996827Very cool, gimme oranghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Sd2hf2AdY
>>77996827Possibly a dumb question but is a soda shop a place which just sells fucktons of soda?
>>77996827how much do those fancy sodas cost?
>>77996858it's a forgotten phenomenon people use as conversational exits because they can't deal with what they did and what is right in front of them every night
>>77996795did you know vagueposting guy has been at it for a couple years
Okay cool but what about my boyfriend huh
>>77996858there used to be a soda shop near where i lived that had that kind of soda. i also ate crickets there.
>tfw no 1920s soda jerk bf.hehe lewd puns are fun.
>>77996889shut the fuck up, bitchyou're not stealing my thunder you snakey retardgo fuck yourself, literally, some anal masturbation might clear your headyou're out of your league
>>77996892You get no bf! You lose! Good day, sir
>>77996856I got the orange one myself. It was not very orange. Very passive taste but it was worth for thebottle. >>77996858Bout half the store was dedicated to the Soda. the other was a candy shop and they served ice cream as well. Very cute shop>>779968754 whole dollars USD>>77996893Funny you metion crickets cuse they sold seasoned Crickets there to.
>>77996901i was just saying something to help anon calm down...
>>77996921and somehow being anything other than a shitty sarcastic fuck hasn't crossed your mindyou fucking people manI wish I could just call a meteor to crush all of you
>>779969174 dollars for a single bottle is pretty high but they are novelties I understand that.
went to a lgbt bbq. ate free food. got free candy. talked to no one. more than half the people there weren't cis men. inside, some kid was playing fnf and roblox. beach boy hasn't said anything.>>77993389>>77993636hey
>>77996957did you get your 3ds back?
i wish i could help, but i just don't remember any of it. i don't remember their names or faces, i'm sorry. i couldn't tell you anything about it.
>>77996933i wasnt being sarcastic tho
>>77996984I luv u anony mouse<3
thank you for calling me a dirty little cis
dirty little cissy
>>77996984>>77996986Being loved by this cunt is nothing to be happy about
>>77996964he said we'd meet sunday but has been silent all day and i'm getting kind of worried
>>77996948Ya I was fine paying for the novelty. Not everyday you find a bottle of brew with Hanks face on it! Do wanna go back on my own and try the rest of em.
>>77997007You don't even know WHO I AMYOU FLIPPIN PERSON!!!!
For him love means he thinks he can extract something from youHonestly like all of you
>>77997019I don't have to. You agree with the overall energy of the thread, right? You like the people in it, you consider them to be your peers. Their philosophy matches yours. That makes you evil.
>Uhhhh this vagueposting doesn't compute, uhhh you're under arrest
Or maybe they think you're impressionable enough that they're trying to recruit youLol
>>77997038Making baseless assumptions about others(me) is the 3rd most evil thing you can do thoughbeit
How can you not sense the rot here, and the perpetrators of it
>>77997053So you don't? You don't match the overall energy of the thread, you don't like the people in it, you don't agree with their general philosophy? Tell me more, how fucking refreshing.
>>77997053this is quite possibly the coolest most badass shit i've ever seen.
>>77997076could also be you trying to curry favor too like the snake you are
>>77997053I find your misuse of 'thoughbeit' disturbing
>>77997075I don't like elaborating>>77997076You may have Germanic DNA
>tfw no forklift simulator playing German bf after he gets home from driving a forklift
>>77997053Running a mini construction zone with your bros is such an unbelievably hype and inventive social activity that I never would have conceived of in a million yearsThese guys are living life on the next level>captcha: XDHDX>irrelevant but palindromes are cool
>>77997106>>77997097subhumans doomed to miserytry looking up but you won't you're too busy spitting down
nationalsocialist german gamers party(nsggp)
>>77997120imagine thinking being a huge cunt is a valid political stance and then making a label out of it and then having a fucking party over that labelor being edgy teenagers who think it's funny because it's le offensive
>>77997119Sorry I'm too busy looking up the word 'thoughbeit' to double check that my understanding of its usage is correct to look up at anything else
>>77997138Well if you weren't so pathetic maybe you would have your own life instead of bothering with who is looking up whatI guess voyeuristic fucks like you have no recourseLet me guessUglyIrredeemably male, like hair everywhereObviously fucking fatAnd a history of violence you retrocausally deserve
oh yeah also the people at the bbq were talking about their std tests and that was pretty gross
>>77997138You're probably some shithead who ended up majoring in CS and saw all this potential to fuck with peopleYou're proving that your autistic ass could never be befriended but by anyone as emotionally disfigured as yourself
>>77997120Nationalsozialliste Deutscher Spieler Partei. bitte lasst diese korrekt Deutsch sein.
We're having an issue of gamers, illegal gamers, entering the country and we gotta- we gotta figure out what the HELL is going on
>>77997195we have you and we need your fucking net drain on reality to disappear
>>77994742>Mfw they removed his Asian accent
>>77997159I'm a skinny twink with little body hair and seem to be average looking at worst but close enough>>77997181Well if I wasn't an autist and had a normal social life I wouldn't be posting here. No idea where you got CS from retardanon
>>77995628I thought this thread was for Vicky chads.
>>77997213Well that's worseYou're somewhat privileged and you're still choosing to be a huge cuntYou should try harder anonI don't think it, but you should think that your life is worth more than that
>>77997217Nah CK2 AGOT chads reign supreme here
>>77997217It is, ignore these dregs
>>77997230Too much rng.
>>77997239you're all fucking dregs
is /r9gay/ a niggermod or liquor&bureaucrats mod general
>>77997239How'd you spare the infamy? I thought Japan would be busy spending it all in China and SEA.
>>77997248dunno it's just full of mean faggots, probably not even gayit's a stupid place
>>77997239Impressive, most impressive. Reminds me of those hoi4 mods which add Japan to Europe
some day soon I'm going to return to sender all the trash you sent me
>>77997247Dragovich...Kravchenko...Steiner... all must diiie>>77997248It's a cry me a mod genI helped a tiny bit adding things>>77997258I had this as my only goal that game desu
I will return to sender all these fucking vagueposts
>>77997275I don't care at all lolAutists are a spiritual 0
>>77997279that would work if they were vagueunfortunately, they're not at allI think semantics matter a little bit
>>77997284Why u reply then huhYou solved a captcha for this.. and so did I u_u
>>77997293because I'm fucking relentless honeyhit me as much as you wantI'm still here
>tfw no Radahn to your Miquella
You're the only one being meanie here right now hon honGuys do I play Prussia again for the 1000000th time or what
>>77997312lolsyou insipid little shit, you're still disguising your malice behind your stupid and so nauseatingly modern guise of autistic "interest" in stupid shit
>>77997307I want a Lorian to my Lothric but I'm an only child and have no bf in sight to fill the role
>>77997323Longest con of my entire lifeI have way more offline hours howbeit
>>77997312form the grobgermaniums.
>>77997333wow that's great, I'm so happy for you. make them longerstop postingfuckers like you need to be silenced for the good of humanityjust do your shit in your own fucking corner
Keep being mean, that will definitely get you a bf
>>77997344Lmao I wonder why you don't have one then?Try not being mean for like, a day. You can't. You all fucking suck.
>Empty handed I entered the world >Barefoot I leave it >My coming, my going >Two simple happenings that got entangledI hope I can be half as stoic when facing death as Kozan Ikkyo
Shitheads in a venus flytrapI try to save them and they attack meI'll leave you to your fate
I'm still in phase 1That boy, the viet one, is a comp sci major.. uh ohh vagueposter what do
this is getting too esoteric for my tastes, I'm out for a while.
oh nooowell suicide seems pretty viablemaybe it's just human nature thoughmaybe you're all unapologetic pieces of shit all the time and that's what this is aboutthe sweat, the blood, the fucking stenchit's all just byproducts of your nasty fucking ways of beingwhy have a dialogue with monkeys who enjoy being monkeys
>>77997342Don't bully map game anon ya meanie.
>>77997404how about you fuck off and stop making everyone else's world worseyou disingenuous slimey fuck
Story will you buy me a pickelhaube for my birthday
Things are getting a little tense here so just stop it, it upsets me. Let us all peacefully share the peace pipe... otherwise violence will ensue
>>77997414Unlike you I actually made peoples day better today so I think I'll stay right here mate. Take a chill pill.
>>77997425hopefully directed at you and ending in your very timely death (your death is always timely)
>>77997428wow that's a big claimso why are you here?an altruist like you surely has somewhere better to be given the many kindnesses you've showered on othersoh wait let me guess, they're all ingrates right
vagueposter just has some bpd and someone ghosted him 2 years ago and he can't get over itlearn to move on
>>77997312Prussia is boring because you just form super Germany in 1850 and then roll over everyone else.
>>77997430Oh you wound me thoughbeit I intend to live for at least another ten or so years
>>77997451I hate you and I have for far more than two years lolThey don't see you but I always haveYou're a piece of shit
>>77997452I've gotten really, really good at it though
>>77997457You're so cute and nonchalant anonI'm not what you have to worry about lmaoBut keep being friends with these people, pleaseAlly yourself with themSee where it gets you
>>77997441I am here to talk to the fellow non mean gays here. Its late at night so there is no one to spread my kindness to at this hour unless I wanted to go out and I do not tonight. Also the people who I were with today were nice. They bought me a soda.
Smooching at the local Tesco oi oi non' a that round here
>>77997469Oh god you're already talking about spreading kindness jesus tone down the self-righteousnessI'm the non-mean gay here, lmao. You want to talk to your own kind. Wolves in sheeps skin.
>non-mean>keeps being meanAyo Rig this don't add up
>>77997488neither does your pathetic charade fucking demon
is this vagueman in his 30s maybe a 33?
>>77997498wow how did you know so intimidatingthis changes my outlook on you evil fucks entirely? what was your goal here? lmao
It's not a charade..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds
>>77997477Tesco? At least take a fella to the M&S Foodhall. Next you'll be arranging a date at the Lidl Bakery
Yeah I'm 33, 1933.
>>77997507greatnow leave me the fuck alone
Kevita sparkling lemonade was not very good, but the second can was better than the first
Yeah I'm 21, 2021
>>77997502im just trying to get confirmation once and for all!
mentally ill for having the desire, objectively immoral for doing the act.
it was my grandma's birthday today, if she was alive she'd have been 99 years old.
>>77997541you mean all of this?yesall of this yes
>>77997543If she was still alive i would have sex with her
>>77997543shut the fuck up you fucking liar
I want a bf born the same year halo reach was released
>>77997551no seriously she was born in 1925 and had my mom when she was 35.
>>77997554>2010Oh thank god I'm not that super old you're just a paedophile
>>77997568Erm acksually it's called ephebophilia *pushes glasses up nose*Invasion mode was lit af
>>77997565hey you should talk more about thatshare as much info as you can with your friends hereI'm sure they like you and would appreciate it
I miss playing Halo Reach on my 360 during the summer holidays
stupid evil fuck general/sefg/
I am literally herr hitler
>>77997480I never claimed to be some paragon of virtue. Think what you want of me but I don't really care.I can only hope whatever stick is shoved far in your asshole gets evicted with haste.
I saw that a book is being released towards the end of 2024 and thought it would be out in a year only to realise that its out in a few monthsNow I understand what adults meant when they spoke of time flying by during my childhood
>>77997620It's you. You fucking people are the fucking stick. And you smarmy bitches know it. I hope you all commit ritual suicide.
>>77997638I'm fully aware of it. Seems like I blink and week passes. The only time that passed slowly was right before and after mom's death.
>>77996957hello, I'm looking for a place to rent for once summer break is over, should I make sure they'd allow 2 people?
>>77997639Is there a positive bone in that body of yours??I don't believe in seppuku so guess your gonna have to kill me yourself if you want me dead.
>>77997639You people? What does that mean, you people?>>77997651I feel the same way yet I still struggle to believe that my mother is soon to be 50 as 40 seems like yesterday. I suppose our lifestyles make most days blend into one
time doesnt seem to move any faster for me. actually everything takes too long
Do you have a daki
>>77997666all my bones are fucking positive you shitty fake humans just fucking love to bring out the worst and don't lieyou think it's funnyyou're fucking evil
I wanna rape alcoholic brit anon desu
Time is indeed a leveled sphere>>77997685I thought about buying one but I am rarely awake during the day so getting it delivered would be a pain
>>77997668it means youwith your fake ass media-inspired bitch reaction imagesyour faggot bravadoyour fake personalitiesyour made up way of speakingyou're some shithead on a laptop who makes a hobby out of irritating people and to you I'm a goldmine but to me you're basically a fucking animal
you inform me more of the world and why i hate it every second
so do you want to be my moody /r9gay/ gf
>>77997715I don't have a laptop anymore as I gave it to someone less fortunate than myself and I genuinely don't know who you are
I have a laptop... bros, it's fucking joever
>>77997702Whatever man. I am gonna kindly ignore you after this for its not like you would believe anything I say to defend myself from such outlandish accusations on my character. It is funny however how convinced you are that I am some fake evil demonic person though.
>>77997733you think I care about your fucking laptop?
>too old to own a laptop
>>77997752nice then go blend into the demonic soup fuck youget the approval you always wanted
is schizomelty a top or bottom, tryna simp for him
>>77997754Well you did call me a shithead on a laptop, seemed only right to set you straight. And it was a fine laptop if you were wondering
>>77997777He's every tops bottom and every bottoms top
>>77997781Okay good point, my badI guess you're just a shithead regardless of what you're using to be one
>>77997789I don't do any of that fuck off that's disgusting
This image is for some reason in my porn folder
>>77997808Thanks I busted all over my jeans
Fuck off here nigger. Get the fuck off. You know who you are. Stop hiding, faggot. You're pathetic.
>>77997803So you're neither a top nor bottom? Not a fudge packer, bum bandit, fairy, uphill gardener or fruit picking sodomite? Or do you resent the promiscuity on your part that my post suggested?
racist much? jeez
hmm someone is shooting fireworks already
>>77997847I hate that the world favors people like youpeople like you who walk away from the screen with a shit eating grin on their face and think they're so fucking clever when all they ever use that cleverness for is to be a net drain on anyone who has the misfortune of having to be around them
>>77997813Better out then in as a Green Ogre once told me. Even if its all over your jeans.
>>77997658no because those are more expensive
>>77997915spank me daddy uwu
>>77997982how sickeningly derivativeI wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole and no doubt the feeling's reciprocated because that's just a part of your bitch equation
>>77997991you sound so cute... be my bf
>>77998018how about you date one of your other batshit internet personas
thank you for calling me a batshit little spic
>>77998024no they're evil i want you. YOU
I wish Public Enemies were a better movie, it was good but not great as it could have been given the solid cast. I will find something else to serve as my prohibition era movie fixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr7bSd4OQL0
>>77997963But what if I want to bring someone over permanently? it would also more likely get me government gibs
>>77998053I know they're evil thank you for admitting it
>>77998062we'll take our revenge... together <3
>>77998059do you have anyone to bring
>>77998075not yet.. sigh
>>77998068I wrote a post and accidentally closed the window but basically it was like, you take joy in my suffering so go fuck yourself
>>77998100so cute and clumsy... i love you!!!
>>77998111yeah which shitty discord are you sharing screencaps of this overget a fucking life
>>77998117i don't have any discord friends... whyd you remind me :(
>>77998111Why are you talking like that? Anything for a groom, right lmao.
>>77998127groom like haircut? i dont like the barber
>>77998135You're a fucking NIGGER, change your game up again. Let's see your new persona.
>>77998124If I really believed that I wouldn'tbut that's not the pointthe point is this is just another way to laugh at me, like you fuckers always doyou don't know how to do anything else but be incredibly damaging and mean
>>77998142stop.. stop being mean pls my heart can't take all this rejection ;-;>>77998146nobody believes me.. nobody can be trusted. i am utterly alone
>>77998161you're a stupid fuck who's going to look back on this after being killed in a violent accident and realize how much of a shit you are
killing myself, too much cyberbullying on r9gaygoodbye
but you're actually doing itfacetious asshat
Time for a few hours of poor sleep. Gnight r9gay may thy day, afternoon or night be enjoyable
Up yours. Don't pretend to be normal.
I shouldn't need to work meow I'm too baby wwaaahhhh where bf wwwaahhhh
>>77997371aren't you married lmao
up yours woke liberals we'll see who cancels who
>>77999171i still haven't ben able to cancel my planet fitness membership
my body feels tired all the timemy brain is foggy all I want to do is sleepbut I never canFUCK WORK TOO
>>77999626Well maybe if you weren't such a deceitful bitch it wouldn't be that way
>>77999832what are you even talking about?? I'm original
I'm a twink in a nigger world.
i'm a virgin in a slut world.
>>78000429Sex and intimacy scare me
Hello from New Zealand
kiwi is my friend
I wish I wasn't insane so i could have friends
i got woken up by thunder and there's a hurricane north of south america :[i have the shits and i don't feel good.
ill take the gep gun
>>78001061Kiwiland is based I love it here. Where you from what's your asl?
>>78001096I'm also insane anon. I take pic related, olanzapine, for schizophrenia.
>>7800112222/Miami. Need white boy to fill my brown holes. <3
Day 3562 of looking for a king to shower with love and affection... 5'6/167cm latino from the US big into Warhammer and paradox mapgaming.. kinda spergy discord: perturabohammerofolympia
>tfw no bf who laughs at horror movies
>>77995631Who cut their nipples off?
>>78001597>day 3562for some reason i thought this was going to be 30-40 years
I can fix kiwi
still dont know who that is
too late for breakfast and too early for lunch. I'm hungry.
Yo, this thread gay afLike everyone in this be gay, wtf?
>>78002870prove it shlomo
did you really need your dad to teach you how to shave
beach boy said we'd go to the beach today but he hasn't said anything all day. it's been raining for hours.
>>77998075I have found a way for the lucky bird to live with me in case I do:>find a living place in a small german city on the border with nl>I study 15 mins away in the netherlands>nonny studies 60 mins away in germany>study is fully covered by the generous socialist germs and grants a visa>all I have to do is give a legal guarantee that I'll cover living expenses>still get about $350 rent benefits in germany>in total this would only run me about a few hundred per month
do you euros even have get visa and permissions to move and stuff? I thought it was all one big EU?
>>78003143this is for the non-eu scrub I'd take under my wing
The tailplug I ordered will not be arriving and they gave me a refundDisappointing
I want a tailplug wearing bf so bad, Would be amazingly cute.
>when you find bf's white tail and it's brown near the plug
>>78003124Mine barely taught me anything so I use electrics for shaving
>pulling the 'catboy's' tail makes him moan.yes please.
>If I pull that out, will you die?
I was going to mow the grass but I'm sneezing and had a nosebleed so nah, time for a nap instead.
why doesnt storyanon get a ridemower
>>78003573they can't hold his weight. He would need a double wide version.
Bam Rodriguez really put a beating on Estrada lol. That was fun
>>78001597Are you a twink bottom? and how do you feel about canadians?
Tfw no bf who cares about me.
Last night I dreamed I had husband who was strongfat build and like 3 meters tall he lifted me up like a child and I hugged his chest he smelled nice it was a nice dream
>>77994742>work morning shift>too tired after morning shift to do anything fun or productive>"Well, when I work the evening shift I'll have the energy in the morning to do stuff before work!">Wake up, exhausted and sleepy all morning until evening shiftI think I'm just dyingI'm even taking my AWAKE AND FOCUSED meds and everything
>>78003665i wish i could have a ncie dream like thatvery jealouus
>>78003125How sick are you of miami and beach boy's ploys right now?
I will never pay my local taxes
>>78003730I pay all my taxes just for the fun of getting my refundLike "well I've survived so far on what I earn. Ooo, an extra $300! Nice".
protip those 'refunds' is just you giving the government an interest free loan.
>>78003802Okay, and? It's not like I was gonna loan it to someone else WITH interest.
>>78003752I've wracked up at least 50$ in late feesWhen it gets too high I'm moving to another town, simple as
Infinitely wide yellow god smiles as a pedophile dies in a plane crash
>>78003820I feel like that would be significantly more expensive than just paying the late fees
>>78003838It's not about money, it's about sending a message
>>78003623Canadian simp is still the most pathetic posters in this thread
>>78003695Yeah meow too bad dreaming of someone manhandliing me makes me a whore
dont bully canadian simp this is going to be the one. it has to be
>>78003961I've only been rejected 9 times back to back and doxed and publicly humiliated in front of my friends it could be worse. But i'm starting to think no one has it worse off than i do.
>>78004193How were you humiliated in front of your friends?
Anon make a vocaroo saying " I'm a filthy whore for you" NOW
thank you for calling me a filthy whore
It was downhill since the gay club experience, notice that?
he would have a bf if hue was still here to give him guidance, but he isnt because they made him leave...
>>78004401Why don't you moveinwith story already?
I wanted to go for a run today but tummy is too full. At this rate I won't do any exercise again. Not like I care that much but sucks a teeny tiny bit.
>>78004429i dont want to live in ohio and storyanon wont leave the cats
Doing squats in my room
i wish i didnt ghost himwhen i think hard about why i did it i rememeber i had a reason atleasthe obviously started hating me and didnt want me sticking around so i leftbut sometimes i wish i had waited for him to just tell me to fuck off completelymaybe i would have gotten a few extra weeks talking to himalthough by that point we only were talking once or twice a week if i was luckyhe probably would never have told me to fuck offhe was going to just talk to me less and less slowly and slowly until us being close friends just wasnt reality anymore and we drifted apartwhat a scumbag piece of shitif you hate me say it to my faceits not like im some dangerous person you have to worry aboutyou could have just said it all directly and i would have fucked off and i would have had closure on the situationbut now i will always have to wonder what if i was wrong or it was all a big coincidence or misunderstanding and i misreacted by doing thatoh welljust more lifelong torture in hellworld
>>78004452is Denver any better?
>>78003728he said he'd drive me but i don't believe him. i don't think i'm going to the beach today. i hate this city. i can't stand living here for another minute.
>>78004510reminder we have had bosnians and indians in this thread you privileged whore
>>78004509mountains are beautiful. i dont want to live in a flat or stinky sticky enviroment
Okay but where is my 3 meter tall bf who can lift me with one hand (which are big enough to reach around my waist also)
>>78004599He is a space marine 40,000 years in the future you are going to have to time travel
>>78004613No marines are cringe ew
>>78000975no fucking chance this is the same nigger convincing boys to cut themselves, right?
>>78004556you suck his dick so much might as well move in and be his maid
I heard kiwi convinced 2 boys to troon out and one committed suicide
A forest in the night. Very dark. Lot of fireflies. I know the path.
thank you for calling me a dirty little troon
bros... i think i have to spend a week with the family. like away from the computer. like with no access to /r9gay/. bros?
Might do you some good
>>78005062i have a normie friend who leaves his pc at home when he's at university and only takes a laptop for schoolwork. he just goes cold turkey off games and stuff. radio silence "last seen online 3 months ago" type of guy.
18 naked cowboys
how to become a male prostitute in california - Google Searchdoes anyone know how? no social apps or anything :think:
>>78003816story's secret dayjob
>>78005294me and 17 naked cowboys
beach boy came over to give me my 3ds and then left.
Slobbin his knobbin
Would you date a boy with glasses? I'd like it if my bf teased me by hiding my glasses and calling me a blind boy >.<
i'd date anyone who actually gave a fuck about me
I wouldn't date a boy who didn't have glassesIf he takes mine, I'm takin his
>>78005668at least we all got left in suspense for a few days
Meow where husband meow meow
I'm excited that I have the day off tomorrow even though I know I'm gonna spend the whole day wasting time and trying to avoid eye contact with my step-dad so we don't have to have some awkward conversation about my future or careerI honestly can't tell if that's better or worse than wageslavingI'm so tired
>>78005895Why does itzy have yellow growth on her tummyIs that some special opposum organ
>>78005943possums are marsupials
>>78005943It's the pouch! Because Itzy is a girl. Although male opossums can also have a false pouch. I think it looks like that because it closes up if they don't have joeys.
>>78005992Ohhhhh, it's a lot smaller than I would have expected.Boy she looks excited about that grape she's clutching!
>>78006023The great Itzel performing her signature act, the disappearing grape
>>78005929you have to lie to him and say youre working on something
Meow :3 where bf to be my daddy:3 meow
cried into my pillow again today, that was fun
i cried into a pillow too. just now. now i'm eating ice cream.
Ah wanna cry buh ah am too scared ta
boo hoo waa waah
I'm not really sure why most of you guys watch me. Maybe it's because I'm a cute cyborg who is so much smarter than all of you that you just can't help but be fascinated by me
I wish I was a cute cyborg I'd whore myself out so hard
wwyd if a boy rubbed the underside of your chin with his fingertips and slowly pushed your face towards his
headbutt him, don't touch my face
The hands of a 65 year old man.
my hands are all skin and bones from being anorexic all my life
>>78006363Depends on the boy and the context innit
i refuse to believe that anyone could be so busy as to not check for texts for longer than 24 hours
>>78006432i havent checked mine in over a month
When I want to talk, I respond immediatelyIf I don't, I don't say anything
stick to voice messages
need bf who is hooked up to a walkie talkie 24/7
before the advent of the telegraph written messages between people used to take months to be sent and received and had to be complete and well thought out in order to maximize communicationjust something to think about
ayy bby want sum fuck? asl
>>78006483texting someone and not getting a quick response is so fucking painful because everybody has a phone in their pocket. especially if they're off work. they're not busy. is it just that they don't want to talk to me? i wish they'd just tell me.
autism can be man made
gives me anxiety to get a message knowing i'll have to continue responding when i just wanna lay in bed or play a game without tabbing outyou aren't my bf or in my bedroomleave me alone >:|
>>78006506b-but what if I have nothing interesting to say? like now
I messaged him while I was drunk and he seemed sort of friendly, I can't tell if he was creeped out and just being polite or notI wonder if I can launch this into a full fledged friendship or if I should let sleeping cats lie, I also wonder if he browses here
>>78006624i don't know. just talk to me. tell me what you did. tell me what you're thinking. tell me what makes you happy, or sad. tell me anything. i just want to talk to someone.
>>78006628there's <1% chance anyone in your city also uses 4chan. and a <1% chance that person uses 4chan regularly and often.
>>78006634what if he doesnt want to say anything? why dont you send text #5 if you need it so bad
>sharing your most intimate thoughts with a strangerwhore coded
>>78006597bruh just go offline or if you only want to talk to specific people use an altthere's no excuse to take eight minutes on average to reply to someone's message unless you want to give the air of deliberately choosing to cause them anxietywhich would make you an ass
>>78006645because every time i send a subsequent text without a response i get seen as even more of a desperate clingy weirdo and i'm fucking sick of being ignored and abandoned.
>>78006686>there's no excuse to take eight minutes on average to reply to someone's messagetry 8 hours
you might be a desperate clingy weirdo
>>78006686i am offline and you message me anywayyou are not my bf, i don't owe you 24/7 access
>>78006693consider not wasting your time with people who are unable to empathize with extremely basic insecurities like that that are common and very easy to understand
>>78006693so you got your answer didnt you
>>78006639Oh no he wasn't someone in my city, just someone on discordI'm not looking for a bf or anything, my friend group is falling apart and making new friends would be nice is all
I would reply faster to others if my mind wasn't an empty void, it's like fishing in a swamp
>>78006711well first of all I only talk to one person from here and we don't have this problem so you're not them and that's not truebut also I think if someone messages you while you're offline it's probably not with the expectation that you'll immediately replyobviously that's an exception to the general rule that you should be responsive during conversation if you care at all about the person you're conversing with
>>78006712>extremely basic insecurities like that that are common and very easy to understandmaybe not to someone who has always been popular their entire life.
Isekai suicide squad was surprisingly fun
I don't much care for having friends, it's exhaustingHaving just a bf is enough
>>78006700at that point why bother at all
>>78006720i just want a friend. a real friend. not someone i only meet at the same place at the same time doing the same thing. that's not a friend.
Babe, I can't let you goI need an answer nowI need youWhat you gonna do nowSend it in a letterOr ship it by railSend it by telegramOr rush it to me air mailI don't want your sympathyI only want you
>>78006782my perfect social sphere is one best friend and a bfAnything else is too much
>>78006783because i'm stupid and hopeless and desperate and i thought that if i bothered him enough i'd make it obvious to him that i valued his company but i guess i'm just a fucking moron.
>>78006794I mean don't beat yourself up I don't think it's on you he just sounds either uninvested or unawareit's hard not to but you shouldn't internalize that
I guess the big problem I've repeatedly been forced to confront as of late is that don't have much to offer anyone, I'm basically a blackhole of experience with my only hobby being video games and no neat stories from the combined two years of social experience I've had from working a dead end job and going to real schoolProbably pretty stunted from being homeschooled and terminally online apart from that, all my friends in my formative years were internet weirdos from here and places like hereI feel like I need to pick up a real life before I can really talk to people again
>>78006686I feel so much better since I stopped caring how fast people respond to me and since I stopped responding quickly myself. When I didn't have anything better to do it was hell to wait for hours for friends to respond but now I just do things by myself and talk when someone messages me.
bug bite bastard bloody
>>78006806it's fucking impossible not to internalize it. he had everything. he's got money, muscles, a pretty face. friends. girlfriends. i've got none of that. i have nothing to offer. is it a surprise to anyone that he'd want nothing to do with me? he said he spent his free time going to church. what would a church boy ever want with a disgusting faggot like me? i'm such a god damned imbecile. to think that i wanted to come out to him today. god.
Stop pining for straight boys perhaps, retard
>>78006824true I guess it depends a lot on your frame of reference and in this case like should probably only interact with like
>>78006693I hate you so much. You don't know what being ghosted means. You don't know what waiting for a message that isn't an instant reply means. You are self centered and privileged piece of shit yet you whine here all day. You would kill yourself if you actually had to deal with real problems, whiny bitch.
i have nothing to be proud of this month.>>78006809to me, real life IS talking to people.
Start pining for autistic r9faggots who live on the other side of the globe, king
>>78006850i've tried killing myself before but okay
if only hue could advise the gincels here
>>78006712HOW CAN SOMEONE READ HIS MIND AND KNOW HE IS DESPERATE CLINGY RETARD? WHY DO YOU THINK OTHERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN ENTERTAIN A GUY THEY MET TWO DAYS AGO ALL DAY????
>>78006841might feel bad for him, but he refuses to talk to gay guys because he thinks they are sluts(fair on stats i suppose) but if a straight guy talks about having multiple affairs he doesnt have a problem and being a horny dog is just quirky haha
>>78006868well personally for me I say something about it, so no mind reading is necessary
>>78006854talk to them where and about whatmaybe when I go to college later this year I'll give it a shotI don't want to get a shitty dead end job again though, that stuff sucked and I didn't get anything socially out of it at all, other than some vague respect from my parents and internet people I know
>>78006872if anything it was his fault. i was in shock that a total stranger was being so nice to me. i couldn't control myself and i broke down and confessed everything to him. he was so sweaty and smelly and hugged me for a solid minute and said "we'd be lifelong friends". that was all i needed. i guess he was lying.
>>78006727And you likely have zero charisma and can't even turn your lack of knowing how to respond into a joke or do anything that doesn't make it look like you are ignoring the other person and don't like talking to them. Just say anything or start a new topic retard.
>>78006872Most unsympathetic character here by far
>>78006874WHAT DO YOU SAY???? "SORRY I REALLY NEED YOUR RESPONSE IM DYING WITHOUT YOUR ATTENTION"?????
>>78006888it is a close race, but yes
>>78006894>"SORRY I REALLY NEED YOUR RESPONSE IM DYING WITHOUT YOUR ATTENTION"?????yes? what, am i supposed to lie?
>>78006894literally yeah but I guess I'm pretty shamelessI try to phrase it in a way where it's non-imposing though, like "hey this is how I'm feeling and you should probably know that in the interest of honesty and mutual understanding"
If you're willing to associate with retards you get what you deserve reallyI try to tell this to actual friends but they don't listen either and being told I'm right later isn't very satisfying anymore, it's just annoying
>>78006872i was at a gay barbecue yesterday and everyone there was already with someone. tuesday i'm going to a gay/bi men's support group. i've been going to lgbt events this entire month. i'm really trying. talking to normalfags is hard. faggots are even more normal than normalfaggots.
>>78006732I used to prioritize responding to ""friends"" which included stopping my games or anime I was watching or whatever I was doing. This was only to my detriment as they also ended conversations on questions I asked that left unanswered until later when they got back. No one really responds fast because everyone has a life except few losers. I don't respond fast anymore because I saw everyone prioritizes their own shit so why should I stop what I'm doing for them either? Not like it's a pressing issue anyway.
You need a hobby. Stop expecting others to entertain you and walk you through life. Be self sufficient.
finding a bf in miami is harder than kabul don't you know that
hobbies cost money. we've been over this. i'm not repeating myself.
how about a jobby
>>78006980getting a job is arguably harder than getting a bf
the only time I'm ever horny anymore is when I'm on stimulantsrip my brain
>>78006997lol absolutely not
>>78006872No it's funny because he is a slut who worked himself out to story of all people and is just fap material to fat incels. He is no better than a grindr whore.
>>78006940I can relate to this.I still don't have a life really but I have better shit to do.Ironically I've been bitched out on by multiple people I know for being busy despite them doing the same to meThe best is when they have the nerve to imply I don't have more important things to do than blow smoke up their assThey just like using me like an emotional punching bag most of the time, I'm getting sick of them, I'm tempted to just go no contact for a month or two, especially since the irl ones are all away in other places for a few months toocouldn't hurt to spend some alone time
>>78006980Getting a job costs money and I'm laziest Mexican around
if you're a whore you might as well make money off of it, your soul is already tainted anyway
I hate all of you whiny zoomer bitches. There are no real gays here. No one has real issues. No one is doing bad despite trying. You deserve to suffer.
>>78007027>tfw too old to be an onlyfans whoreon one hand if I was successful I could have escaped being a basement neetbut on the other it was probably better not to take the psychological damage from thatI'll never know what that path may have been
>>78006888That would be bread or meow
>>78007043I detest them all>>78007030I detest you the most even if you're actually correct because fuck you
>>78007030I was going to be really mean but I'll just say I don't feel your judgement is accurate and you should try to be more positiveLife is hard, I get it, and I'm sure you tried at some point but falling down is no excuse to stay down unless you just wanna kys
>>78007012Yeah that's the worst: they aren't even there for you when you need them and then expect you to be there for them
you ever get a broom up the ass?
>>78007050I detest you more than you destest me you whiney shitbaby
>>78007071this seems like such a common experience but it's never happened to meI kind of wish it would desu I can't imagine someone valuing my company that much
>tfw you were sleepy 2 hours ago but aren't sleepy anymore I hab to waek up errly
>>78007091I doubt it's that, it's just I'm likely the only one who is present and reliable
>>78007092I've been tired all day and I did nothing besides shave and shower u_u
>>78007110I got sleepy from watching anime. Maybe I should watch more Baki to fall asleep to
now that i got my 3ds back does anyone wanna play ctgp7
>>78007078I haven't had anything up my ass in awhilemakes me worried I won't be ready if I get a surprise bf ._.
>>78007071I'll admit maybe I'm not always the best listener but I can only listen to so many rants about poor life decisions, weeb culture, or just general misanthropy for all currently existing forms of life before it blends togetherfhey're cold and unwittingly brutal, like I can't even blame them cause I don't think it registers that they're being that way when I float my own stuff, and I just literally can't speak to them about what I would like to speak about at times because it isn't interesting to them or actually causes them mental distress(something they don't give a shit about on the opposite side, they'd probably just tell me not to be a pussy)they're not bad people but they need someone else, I'm sick of being the person they hit up out of convenience to drop a ton of shit on and bale
>>78007092is this image popular on twitter, why do I see it everywhere in my spaces
>>78004670Nah that wasn't me doing that. You are correct.
>>78007212this anon is complaining about being the first person anyone would want to talk to
time to cook some chicken tendies and poatoes for dinner again. At least the chicken is better and less salty with the marinate vs the brine water. Mom would always just use the brine water.
Damn, they found footage of me in my bedroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgY7V-nB3VI
>>78007254cute and also cool
Retreat to my bed, the pillows smell of detergent and bleach cuz I cleaned themCosypilled bedmaxxer
>>78007267glad you liked my performance
>>77997045Why does the thumbnail look like a naked guy
Don't fuck the droids
Do fuck the druids
clanker lovers, I swear.
Lloyd
I want to be a clone barracks bunny.
cyborg druids in the technoforest
army gangrape hawt
>>78007439just ask meow, we all know he liked it.
i wish i could not fall in love with anyone who gave me attention. i wish enough people gave me enough attention for this to not be an issue.
shouldve wished for a 9-5
>>78007233Do you groom brown boys though?
you wouldn't fall in love with story no matter how much attention he gave you so you're lying
>tfw no 95 bf
>tfw no bf who notes the lack of tfw no bf posting and overabundance of long form whining
If story wasn't quite as fat and disgusting I think I would bf him. He seems like a nice guy and hey, he's loaded.
>tfw brown idiot who isn't even gay turning this place into his personal whining blog
>tfw too gay for /r9gay/
>>78007542i might like him more if he wasn't fat and old and balding and circumcised and took showers. i don't care that he's a 30-something NEET living with 9 cats slowly draining his mom's inheritance. he honestly seems like a nice guy. i just don't like the whole FUB thing he's got going on.
>>78007578Bf havers please leave
>>78007534Nah I don't fuck with brown people in general
>>78007561>least goldigging gayboy
>>78007577If you would like him more if he wasn't old then you do care about it hypocrite whore meow
>>78007608ok i don't mind that he's old sorry
I'm just fat and ugly, I don't think I can be a bastard. I don't like being mean to people.
>>78007459Not true since ai did not>>78007608Meow who are you talking to
