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late night melty edition
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he finally texted me. he was at a running club.
and then stopped texting me because it's late probably.
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I wish I was a poss then people would love and cherish me ow
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>>77976321
People will love and cherish you regardless
That said I would like a poss to care for
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>>77976303
Thanks for new thread I am too incompetent to make one myself
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>linked the wrong post
whatever at least it's in the thread
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>>77976327
I don't believe anybody does
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what am i supposed to do when i can't sleep and i have no video games and am on nofap
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>trying to be a better friend to my friend group
>friend randomly insults me for no reason
>gets upset when I don't wanna talk to him

How are you supposed to grow as a man if these are the results?
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>>77976419
Tell us what the insult was
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>>77976412
Read a book, got for a nice evening stroll, watch something good on tv or scribble down your thoughts.
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>having a friend group
>>>/out/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-AjzXbmO8Q
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>>77976412
I'm binge watching Kamen Rider Gotchard right now, not because I like it but so that I can be caught up when Kamen Rider Gavv comes out.
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>>77976426
Saying he didn't like me after I said I didn't like some random thing, didn't have a hint of irony or anything.
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>>77976501
That's a pretty tame insult maybe your just an overly sensitive pussy?
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>>77976557
Tensions have been escalating between me and him. I don't blame you for assuming that though. This was a man I spent entire days with talking about life and having fun and now he thinks I'm an opponent as of late. It's hard.
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>Like a fossil tree
>From which we gather no flowers
>Sad has been my life
>Fated no fruit to produce

That was one of the more melancholic poems, some of the others are surprisingly cheery
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Near them, half-sunk in the sand
A shattered visage lies
Whose frown, and wrinkled lip
And sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things.

Ozymandias is my favorite poem ever but I should reread Flowers of evil again to see how I like it now
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>>77976580
It has to be this way. Standing here I realize you were just me like me tryna make history. But who's to judge? The right from wrong? When our guard is down I think we'll both agree that violence breeds violence, but in the end it has to be this way. I've got my own path. You've followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same. The world has turned and so many have burned, but nobody is to blame. It's tearing across this barren wasted. I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained sand. Beneath the bloodstained sand.
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>>77976580
Insults in my friend group are usually calling each other faggots or losers and threatening to kill each other so someone complaining that someone just doesn't like them seems really tame in comparison
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>>77976641
>mgrr
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>>77976665
It's different when somebody genuinely doesn't like you and you can pick up on it compared to palyground jokes.
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>>77976673
wtf is a palyground
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>>77976612
I like ozymandias but having it be part of my high school curriculum soured it for me. I guess reading something dozens of times, picking it apart and being examined on your understanding it it will do that
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>>77976682
playground

sorry
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>>77976694
Depends, I have done that for it and I still enjoy it a lot. The language is very brain tickling and evocative for me and I like the subject matter. It's also easy to remember unlike stuff like Baudelaire

"When skies are low and heavy as a lid
over the mind tormented by disgust,
and hidden in the gloom the sun pours down
on us a daylight dingier than the dark:

when earth becomes a trickling dungeon where
Trust like a bat keeps lunging through the air,
beating tentative wings along the walls
and bumping its head against the rotten beams:

when rain falls straight from unrelenting clouds,
forging the bars of some enormous jail,
and silent hordes of obscene spiders spin
their webs across the basements of our brains:

then all at once the raging bells break loose,
hurling to heaven their awful caterwaul,
like homeless ghosts with no one left to haunt
whimpering their endless grievances.

And giant hearses, without dirge or drums,
parade at half-step in my soul, where Hope,
defeated, weeps, and the oppressor Dread
plants his black flag on my assenting skull."

I also wanna learn The Raven by memory.

Startled at the stillness broken
By a reply so aptly spoken
Doubtless, said I, what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master
Whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster
Till his songs one burden bore
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>>77976737
wrong. palyground
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>>77976759
It is a good poem even when over-studied. I like the other two poems you posted even if I'm a tad too pissed to really explain why, short poems are my preference as they're easier to recall
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What would be the gay version of this???
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>>77977056
Fake cat ears and thigh highs.
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can we talk about the guys with real cat ears.
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>>77977056
A virgin twink who likes the same games as you and has a slightly obscure hobby/interest such as history, literature or collecting things
Guys like that are dime a dozen as yanks would say but all think they are unique
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>>77977119
I don't think there are many guys going around with real cat ears on their person, they aren't easy to come by and keeping them in your pocket would be strange
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>>77976303
I just want a nice bf that I love and doesn't cheat and fucks me good.
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>>77977236
Are you cute? :D
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>>77976431
watching fallout on prime tv

beach boy told me he was a "normy" for not knowing what the mainline 3 mario games were
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convince me not to have a midnight snack, I'm so hungry.
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>>77977388
How is the fallout show? I was thinking of watching it despite the shite online reviews as Kyle MacLachlan is in it

>>77977418
Uhhh a second on the lips a lifetime on the hips and skip snacks lose fat. That was the best I could come up with on short notice
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>>77977377
Yeah but probs not in your general area. ^_^
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>>77977433
What continent are we talking Anon?
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>>77977429
i'm liking it so far. the wasteland violence isn't as interesting as the global centuries-long conspiracy though. i also like season 4 of the boys and people are saying it's kinda mid. i don't have any political opinions so i can't say much on that. the ghoul is my favorite character so far.
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>>77977439
The US but I'm Asian(not the Britain kind)
I also like cooking.
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beach boy said he's cheated on all his girlfriends.
hm.
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>>77977439
How are you doing today, anon?
I hope you're doing well
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>>77977500
run, you deserve better than that.
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>>77977514
if he's dumb enough to get involved with a bishit or straightoid then he gets what he deserves
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>>77977546
even if he turns out to be a prick i still need my fucking 3ds back
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>>77977589
Well now you could always get something else and become ps3anon or ASUS TUF Gaming laptopanon...
Bullshit aside good luck getting it back I still regret giving mine away and buying a Switch
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wait, 3ds let some borrow the 3ds? Someone he barely knows? Oh you sweet child that thing is gone now.
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Do you expect to die a virgin anon?
I know I do
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>>77977618
nigger what are you kidding
i fucking went wild on mk8dx i was the drift king bro. 3 stars 200cc in every cup. NO smart steering. i was that nigga, nigga.
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3ds gonna have sell butthole pics to story for another console.
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>>77977780
i still told him about the whole proxy mailbox thing and he still hasn't sent me a switch and a ps5 and a n3dsxl
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>>77977702
I am damn near certain I will die a virgin. I will not use apps or set foot in a club so hookups are not happening
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so story should just drop a grand for nothing in return? I know he's loaded but come on.
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>>77977765
Last mario kart I played was on the Wii, truth be told I never had much time for racers. So many more interesting games to play
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>>77977833
to be frank mario kart is the only racing game i ever cared about. don't remember what else i played on the switch besides cadence of hyrule
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I have never played mario kart in my life.
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Yesterday shopping carts were the topic of conversation and today it is mario kart. Reginald le Doodoo was right time really is a flat circle
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we talked about shopping carts for all of like 5 posts. Mario kart is a frequent topic of discussion.
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Time is thus an even flatter circle
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>>77976303
Why are men so autistic about reply time?
>if you don't reply within one minute constantly for hours on end you are literally dead to me!!
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>>77977999
if i don't get an immediate response i assume you hate my guts
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Note to self never chat with guys who have an anxious attachment type
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>>77978026
>i assume you hate my guts
Its a self-fulfilling prophecy. I don't mind clinginess but I also need alone time or I will get sick of you
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>>77978066
but i have 0 friends and am unemployed i don't know what else to do. if i meet someone who actually enjoys my company i couldn't stand to be alone for another minute. i didn't choose to be this way.
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>>77978125
you need to learn to occupy your time better, being alone is fine if you have interesting shit to do and you'll be less likely to overwhelm the first guy who gives you the time of day
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A hot twink wants to give me quick bjobs often and nothing else. Do I take him up on his offer?
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>>77978280
Why are you such a sIut?
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>>77978292
Pretty damn lonely and desperate for physical intimacy is what I am. If that makes me a slut then so be it. Doesn't make me feel bad.
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>>77978280
Yes obviously, who doesn't want some bjs
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>>77978315
You don't feel bad the people you hurt when you're a slut?
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>a twink is offering him blowies
fucking normies polluting this thread with their stink
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>>77978341
Right? Been a goo bit since I got a good bj to
>>77978351
Who am I hurting excatly by getting a bj from a condoning party? I'm single and ugly so again whom am I hurting dummy?
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I bust the fattest nuts to twinks and not to girls. How does this make any sense?
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how are you calling yourself ugly if you're getting offered blowjobs from a hot twink
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>>77978509
Because they are a retard
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>>77978361
> I'm single and ugly so again whom am I hurting dummy?
For starters, yourself. You are so full of contradictions even another Anon noticed it. A "hot twink" offers you sex, meaning you are desirable and you follow it up by saying you're ugly. You say you're lonely and desperate for physical intimacy, yet it's "been a while since" meaning you're normally used to the physical intimacy. Do you see how destructive this is? You don't even know who you are anymore.
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a normalfag, in the simplest of terms, is someone who does not know what it is to be truly alone.
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>>77978509
Some people like ugly people and they probably just like my average sized dick thats thick. Just take my word for it that if I posted myself here I would be called an ugly fat pig.
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>>77978598
Just go and get bjs, who cares?
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Skinny guy waist
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Dutchman ain't texted me since he got a bf and I called him a nigger randomly lol.

Filey, if you're awake I forgot to tell you about my legos yesterday.
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>>77978966
Me when I fucking GET you
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>>77979211
please come get me
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>>77979195
He's got a lot going on at this moment, something with his brother apparantly. He'll text you back at some point. If not send him a message again, that always works.
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>>77979521
Yeah I heard about that. That boy, he's soft as silk mentally.
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>>77979574
Sure is, man's gotta grow up.
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>>77979579
It's the times that make the man.
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>>77977999
I used to be like this because I was very lonely and didn't enjoy anything other than talking to people I liked enough to want to be friends with
>>77978060
I still think I'd expect bf to be always available or at last notify me when he isn't. I'm much more content on my own now and can't find enough time to talk to my friends these days. It's funny cause I would be throwing tantrums internally back in the day when they took long to respond. Now I get quicker responses and I'm the one busy doing thing which makes me feel bad and unappreciative of them. Especially since friends I have now are more reliable and good to me.
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>>77979195
scamming friends and breaking promises, an upstanding anon you are

did dutch tranny finally bf bunny?
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>>77979717
I am an upstanding kinda guy. You care too much about my business.

No idea.
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>>77979717
No it's not bunnyanon, he wanted dutchie to stop speaking to him. It's a friend of his whom he liked for years.
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>tfw no bf who knows how to use who/whom
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>>77977999
i dont know. i always send a weeks worth of messages in one day and then stop talking for a week. or a bit more...
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Asianbf nowww
Lemonade and hot cakes for brekkie
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>>77979195
>Filey, if you're awake I forgot to tell you about my legos yesterday.
I know
you said you wouldn't forget.
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Poor ruotsi
Want a hash brown?
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mom is making go to the dmv today. why
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My packag came in the male but I's gotta gets it from the postal office far away so I won't have time for other stuff before work ah well packag is more importanter
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>my package came in the male
h-hot...
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>>77980428
What creature is this
It looks incorrect
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>>77980379
You cannot temp me with food.
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accidentally bought like 12 bars of the exact same soap
how do I get them to story so he can clean his boils and cysts?
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I don't have a social life. I'm a social life. I'm all the social lives. I don't have a social life, I am a social life. I am the social life.
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It's my party and I'll smile if I want to
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>>77980516
but storyanon might have sensitive skin you cant just send him random soaps
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-DjbFUQsA
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He's probably allergic to soap by now
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>>77980563
sounds like story needs to learn how to moisturize

>>77980608
true lmao
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>>77980612
i dont know not all soaps are the same
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>>77976652
when i see headlines like this im glad i dont have a gf starting fights for me
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wouldnt have happened if he was open carrying
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>>77980666
yeah, open carrying his gf to the nearest dumpster
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>>77980245
the only straight anon i support
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Personality types are just horoscope signs for men but according to my dumb thing I'm meant to be good at shooting as a hobby
Maybe I should try it
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>>77980689
>for men
you are legit clueless. every girl i've met who isn't into horoscopes is into pop psych like personality types.
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>>77980689
wtf how do i learn my personality type and new hobby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9wElFtagnM
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>>77980720
I don't talk to girls
>>77980723
I think everyone uses this one, it said I was INTJ coded
www.16personalities.com
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>>77980751
suicidejak about to be raped
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How I sleep knowing there's no hope for me and that I will never find happiness
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>>77980838
avatar posting in a general for lonely gay men probably isn't helping
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>>77980793
where is my new hobby? i didnt see it in there ;(
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>>77980909
get scammed, thanks for the personal info gonna sell it to a data broker now.
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>>77980909
Look into your type
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So sleepy and tired, hate waking up early. Can't believe I took a short nap.
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Showered in the morning today, still eepy
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>>77980930
nooo
>>77980934
>there are no actual hobbies for this cucked personality type
why did you do this to me, anon? why...
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>>77980838
do you really sleep with so much of your body outside of the blankets
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>>77976303
Meow tutustitaaks, lupaan olla vahemman irstas in person?
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>>77981029
You were born defective, my condolences anony :c
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>tfw my hobbies are just anal masturbation, drinking at breweries, and at home spa days
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>>77981086
Kinda nasty ngl.
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>>77981150
so what do you do for fun then?
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>>77981160
Anal masturbation, drinking at breweries and spa home days of course! Seriously though I dunno I guess I like reading polsci literature.
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>>77981173
I would like to read nonfiction but my brain is small
what are you reading?
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>>77981062
the worst part is it isnt true; i was born to standard and they made a mistake... they sent me through the wrong life. the personality type test proves it even
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>>77981086
tbf if you aren't fat there's probably an entire line of tops waiting for a bottom who already knows how to take dick, is hygienic, and doesn't mind masc activities
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>>77981183
Just finished "Man and Technics". It wasn't very good, so next up is some Weber.
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>>77981206
it wouldn't be a huge improvement but I'd take that trade offer
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>>77981206
Literally same weather here in the commonwealth yesterday
Today's nice thoughbeit
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Get the real numbers you mutt
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You're just a common whore with no wealth
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>>77981206
>>77981218
are those supposed to be the low temps on the right?
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>>77981206
We had a heat wave like this, thank God it's over now
I must move to my ancestral homelands to be free of this bullshit
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>>77981208
what are you looking for in a good nonfic read?

>>77981234
ye
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>>77981260
The author putting their finger on something interesting, opening a new perspective, and also opening and working that perspective.
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I would say I'd never complain about Ohio weather again but that's a lie. I love to complain about everything.
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I wanna go to KoP mall
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60+% humidity for days.
You think rain in summer is good but you think wrong.
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Summer rain is a mixed bag here, sometimes it really helps, other times it just turns the outside into a sauna. I'm assuming it's always the latter where you are.
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>Mfw deleted tinder because I'm afraid people will think I'm gay.
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That was NOT your face when
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Never downloaded a dating app before
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>early 30s
>ugly beta charismaless nerdy looking male
>no friends or social experiences since school
>no male attention ever
>done nothing with men ever, apart from few shitty grindr fucks
>friendless loserdom continued all through university and multiple jobs (part time jobs during university and office jobs afterwards)
>become the ugly loser nobody talks to within a few days of starting all jobs
>living in London or other cities changed nothing
>just "going outside bro" changed nothing
>lifting weights for years changed nothing
>passing university, getting an ok paying job changed nothing
>current status: have a job, youth has gone, zero social life
>r9kpilled in 2012 during university
>Stirnerpilled in 2013
>incel blackpilled in 2014
>now even normies have caught up with blackpill logic
>not stupid or oversocialised enough to believe in any religions, philosophies, ideologies, heuristics, habits, customs, esoterica, spiritual beliefs, dogmas, historical patterns, metaphysics, superstitions, social conformisms, groupthink, extrapolations, deductions (apart from on the page), forms, the supernatural or occult, aphorisms, nationalisms, ethics, probabilities, media slogans, memes, social panics, manias, purity spirals, dogpiles, zeitgeists
>totally unspooked individual

Welp, that's life. Teen years gone. Twenties gone. Nothing happened.
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Wow look at me guys I'm a whore teehee.
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>>77981342
>>77981360
rain is always good here because its never noticeably humid. sometimes it hails though and that can cause problems
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>>77981412
Post bububuuussy.
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You're not special, few people are
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mom said im the most special
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>>77980890
What do you propose I do, oh wise one?
>>77980890
Sometimes yeah do you have a problem with that or something
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>>77981461
Yeah well your mom also said that to me. How does that make you feel?
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>>77981036
Gaaaaah I meant to reply to you argggggggggg
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>>77981469
my dear brother andrew? why are you here
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>>77981486
I have killed Andrew and stolen his identity and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>77977500
Weren't you just saying how you hoped that he would cheat on his gf with you like 2 days ago? Now suddenly being a cheater is a bad thing?
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the twink bottom mind is fickle thing... can change at the drop of a hat.
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>>77981557
maybe this is a dumb take, and it's probably a deeper thought that it needs to be
but I think anyone that's seen as attractive in a precious and graceful way just sours eventually
it's unstoppable, people perceiving you as cute or fragile will warp your brain over time
people treat you with preference and unintentionally inflate your worth and significance
man or woman, it happens to everyone

>t. pitiful manlet
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>>77981474
i always wrap myself in the blankets. seems uncomfy to do it the other way
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>>77981598
I do both depending on how warm it is.
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looks like steam doesn't get anything from me this sale, nothing seems worth it.
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>>77981497
>this post didnt give me a (You)
have i been...
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Metal slug looks fun, I think I will play it with a friend.
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>>77981397
>no male attention ever
>few shitty grindr fucks
what did i miss
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>>77981657

what are these 'friends' you speak of? You mean you actually play video games with other people in a cooperative vs a competitive manner?
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>>77981524
i didn't say i wanted him to cheat i said i hoped he would either break up with her or invite me to a threesome. cheating is gross.
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>>77981681
I like to play co op games with friends, no PVP but sometimes PVE.
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>>77980640
Based and should be the law
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Schadenfreude is epic
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>>77981682
>invite me to a threesome
What? are you delusional?
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>>77980790
>anon was told deez nuts jokes are not sophisticated
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>>77981698
i have never kept secret the status of my mental wellbeing
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I do kinda have a fantasy of being invited to an mmf threesome only to do much better at pleasing the guy he dumps her for me.
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>>77980760
>has free space in public transportation
>complains
I hate ""incels""
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>>77981770
Excuse me sir stop looking outside r9gay
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>>77981744
If i flew down near you for a vacation would you be interested in meeting up?
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Cliche question
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>miami vacation
yikeeeeeeeeeee
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>>77981882
yes but i'm not interested in dating if you'll only be here for a few weeks. and i don't see a point in meeting anyways if you don't bring video games
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or a few days rather
and you'll have to pay for everything. and i mean everything.
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you said date but would 3ds be willing to fool around? Even just kiss for those few days? Just asking and I'm not the guy he's talking to.
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you make a great case for yourself
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how much better than miami is tampa
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>>77981948
the thought of having sexual relations with a stranger makes me physically sick.
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>>77981959
You're trolling right? Lmao
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>>77981969
people like you are why i fucking hate faggots so much. fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/ please you don't belong here
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this makes me wonder how viable being an independent escort would be
like imagine just living in a tourist town posting pics on instagram
every weekend or so some random closested finance bro sends you a DM asking for ass
you just get to be like "okay I want this much, and while you're at the airport pick up these fragrances from duty free for me and uhhhh how about a nice dinner too"
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the funniest part is 3ds posts on /lgbt/
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>>77981974
You lust after strangers all the time you dumb nigger god I hate your guts, hypocrite whore. I hope that straightoid stabs you in the throat when you meekly ask for your tendo toy back.
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>>77981989
Yeah he camwhores on at least 3 different boards and regularly stalks and fantasizes about fucking complete strangers
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i just wanted hohol cum why did he ghost me twice :(((((
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>>77982007
could be worse. at least he isnt poor and brown
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>>77981919
I have money and would be happy to pay for things and i have some games that i could bring.
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>tfw sleep deprived
>tfw no sleeps-well bf
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>tfw sleep well but still get bent over by brain inflammation
Gonna try magic mushrooms next
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Ideally have a fellow night owl bf to work 3rd shift with then sleep all day together
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this all sounds too complicated ill just pass on the bf
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what if my fbf soulmate got aborted and now ill never get a shot with him
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>>77980463
Faggot
>>77980471
Colocolo possum
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Shipping you to mississippi
Has possum and sounds like finn gibberish
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>>77982186
Not really it doesn't sound like finnish at all retyard
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Mississyppi sissi commando sissy
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so im reading poems to get ready for bed, like 5 of them i open contain less than 20 words like is this even a poem bro? and then i'll read some peoms that are nice but suddenly they start mentioning death and mourning and shit... lole
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>sleeping at 1326pm est
why
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tried to take a quick shower and it still took 15mins. dont understand how this works
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Would you guys (date) an asexual boy?
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>>77981994
My favorite 3ds arc was bread thirstposting. My favorite bread arc was asking everyone if they are blond.
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>>77982466
Yeah, I'm not so horny that no sex is a dealbreaker.
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For me it's story's gross crush on him. that must so disgusting knowing that fat sack of shit is jerking off to you.
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>>77982466
Yep. Could just focus on hugs, cuddles and kisses then.
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>>77982506
3ds is a camwhore he probably gets off to the fact that gross fat bald men jerk off to him
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A dead snake. A sleeping cat. 2 office chairs in front of a house. Bag of groceries in hand. Fat old people walking down the street. Earlier it rained.
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>>77982466
what's the point that's just called a friend
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>>77982534
He said he didn't mind and even posted his tummy for story but fat NEET missed it and he got mad lmao
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>>77982498
>>77982515
Cool. I am probably not to the level of asexuality where I would refuse to do anything sexual but anal is a no go.
>>77982548
You can't kiss a friend can't go on dates with a friend can't cuddle a friend can't get married to a friend... Etc.. I think romantic attraction and sexual attraction are pretty separate.
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storyanon isnt even bald he has dozens of hairs, and thats all natural we arent counting the kitties assist
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>>77982544
calming post, kiss
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>>77982577
Again I am more happy just cuddling then getting a small bit of temporary sexual gratification. Love is more important and feels better!
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Favourite cuddle position? I wish I had a brother to practice cuddling with.. what if I mess it up and my fbf laughs?
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>>77981397
>no male attention ever
I know that feel I am always the one to initiate. My straight brother gets hit on by gay men all the time
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>>77982645
my brother never cuddled with me. i dont even think we did goodbye hugs the last time i saw him
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>>77982645
I'd have to say somthing like pic related. I love holding someone tight and making them feel comfy n safe.
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Story I will be taking away your name privilege if you don't start telling stories again, you lazy fat fuck. Get to it *tick tock*
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storyanon owes me two stories. i didnt forget.
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>>77982645
for some reason tangling our legs together always felt the most intimate. like it's not just a hug but holding their whole body with your whole body.
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hey hey, no first hand accounts of things I will never experience
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switching between big and little spoon was the best
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Need r9gay practice bf to try out cuddling positions with so I can decide which on is my favourite.
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I have ordered some magic mushrooms, I will now become a deity instead of chasing my fbf.
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>>77983231
I have some amantia gummies I've been too scared to try
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Freefag needs to free himself from shackles of bfdom
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>>77983281
mhmm but don't you want a gummy anon?
if you only take 1 I assume not much will happen
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Drugs are bad mmmkay? Don't do drugs
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>>77983231
I desperately miss psychedelics but I'm not risking my mom opening my fucking mail and confiscating $200 of lsd
I wish I wasn't such a loser and could have my own place
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>>77983403
can't you deliver it some place else? like a service point
I can attest to moms finding things, it's a real pain. Inside my mattress worked.. for a few years
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>>77983327
I'm on the clock soz
but no it's spooky maybe some day

>>77983378
sure once I run out I'll work on that
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>>77983448
I guess so but renting a PO box feels like a pain
The real solution is to not be retarded and to get a better job but I am unfit and incapable, washing dishes is the maximum I will ever achieve and that shit won't pay rent
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>>77983488
spooks
>Then there's amanita muscaria mushrooms, which are a bit controversial. The mushroom itself is poisonous and neurotoxic. However, it also provides intoxicating effects, containing small amounts of the deliriant muscimol. Ibotenic acid is the neurotoxic agent, but it decarboxylates into muscimol, so some companies have taken to decarbing Ibotenic acid into muscimol, packaging it, and selling it as a legal high. There is an extremely high risk here when buying these products, because it is very easy to mess up the decarbing process and sell a product that still has some ibotenic acid in it, which will lead to sweating, vomiting, increased heart rate, depressed breathing, temporary psychosis, and potentially worse.
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>>77983494
why do think that's the best you can do?
you would be SHOCKED how far you can get with a nice haircut and a smile
almost all entry level office jobs is bullshitting while you wait for a real task
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>>77983564
I live in kind of a dead city, I don't think there are any office jobs. Job sites are objectively useless, they exclusively show me positions I'm not qualified for or that would be worse than my current dishwashing gig. I think I just fucked up somewhere and I'm done.
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>>77983560
this is not helping haha
unless you're trying to stop me
then you're doing a bang up job
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>>77983602
try getting a work from home call center job
all you have to do is figure out how to get past the verbal abuse of shitty customers
then you have legitimate work experience to land a real job and run
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>>77983605
>tfw when no test rat bf
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>>77983614
God if those exist I guess it would be better than washing dishes
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>>77980369
I didn't forget. You went to sleep.
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>>77983636
bruh wdym
what are you going to do to me?

>>77983640
yeah most of them are for like support lines for companies that are big enough for a call center but do something more serious than like deliver packages so they want actual people to do it not just indians
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>>77983675
lace the soup with horny goat weed
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>>77983644
Excuses hmph.
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>>77983703
Sorry. You doing okay? I was gonna eat burger just right now.
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>>77983690
does that even actually do anything
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>>77983732
with the amount I will use, yes
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and if it doesn't, I'd have to sneak in something else the next time, that why you're the test rat
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>>77983736
>>77983744
what's next then
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would you date an iphone user
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>>77983760
californian reapers, and when you complain that your mouth is burning I will offer you a french kiss
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>>77983788
how did we go from psychedelics to peppers
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>>77983816
I'm honestly too afraid to have my only bf's mind broken, so it's just gonna be herbs and peppers
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>>77983861
then I'm not a lab rat at all I'm just drinking a lot of water
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>>77982466
Sure I hate sex it's grossgusting and morally wrongprenhensible
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>>77983921
I closed the tap in advance
also f u bitch I'll be putting a random research chemical in your coffee next time, either gonna ruin or make your day, it's what you get for undercutting my devious hag persona
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Intercrural sex is cute and traditional
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>>77984017
This is pure unadultered whore cope
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>>77984058
Pipe down dummy
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>>77984017
i did this once because of my beautiful thick thighs and he came hard
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>>77983960
uh ok
how old are you?
I'm curious what makes a hag these days
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I have thick thighs but I'm a top :d
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Hag is a subjective term that always changes here because you have guys 18-20 who think a hag is 25+ and then you have people around that age who think hag is 30+ and then you have story who thinks hags are 80+ it just never ends
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Yeah some people are just objectively wrong
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>>77984141
I'd shapeshift into a cute boy so you wouldn't be able to tell my age
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>>77984194
hag is part looks, part age
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Since you lot are "not like us", everyone older than 10 is a hag. Enjoy cell block one.
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>>77984194
>>77984241
okay so is it like an aesthetic that's associated with older gays?
I feel like I'm nearing hag status and I need to know if I'm supposed to change the way I present myself
like is it a good thing?
should I be leaning in to more baggy clothes and eccentric styles, or am I supposed to resist and clean up and be more masc?
I can pull off a big baggy sweater look pretty easily
I'm 28, so I feel like I'm nearing this transition
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>28 and nearing hag mode
seems I'm pretty close too then, have to lure my victim soon
>>77984354
I'd go for a sharp and snappy "got my life together" kind of thing
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>>77984354
Hag is usually referred to just a guy being older, at least around here. People can be serious with it and mean that the second you cross into the mid-late 20s range you shouldn't be a twink anymore because a lot of people here idolize a more youthful presentation of themselves, mostly because most people here ARE under 25. That and twink aesthetics really don't mesh well if you don't look youthful, it's kind of a hand in hand thing. I dunno. If you're 28 but you don't look 28, there's no reason to change your look up. There shouldn't be a reason to change your look up regardless, just do whatever you want. If you think it looks bad after a certain point, then change it I guess but choosing to conform to the faggots here is pretty pointless, no one here has a reason to speak on anything because most are recluses to begin with. They can say "don't do x after age y because it's z" but they have no idea about any of it in a real tangible way. Just do what you want. I would say you could try /fa/ but even they are pretty behind the curve on a lot of things that zoomers are tapped into. Around 2016-2018 people thought that watchdogs style tech-wear was going to be THE thing and it never took off beyond niche streetwear focused people and probably looks really tacky in current day.
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a lot of you guys are 19 with already receding hairlines do not speak of hag ages while you yourself are rotting. leave it to the real shotas who look 18 at 25
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>>77984485
that's not really my thing I'm not much of a prep
think like retired stoner x 60s resort goer x lazy dresser so anything real clean is kind of a direct conflict with my energy

>>77984541
no you're right but I'm out of touch with the scene since I grew up repressed and I'm genuinely curious about it
gotta take whatever knowledge people are willing to give me
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>>77984603
>no you're right but I'm out of touch with the scene since I grew up repressed
You wouldn't really be able to get answers from here, there's a lot of people in the same boat and their ideas of what should be done can and usually are skewed or misguided. You should typically match your presentation to your interests, no point in dressing like a zoomer skater with baggy jeans doing a revisionist emulation the early 2000s if you don't find yourself within the typical interests that go alongside that (music, etc.). Whatever music you like, movies, etc. I guess just try to match that. It sounds like you have a good idea of what that'd be so just go with it. There's always old magazines and catalogs you can go through that really get the vibe of the times, or like I dunno. Mannequins at stores that you like usually get the idea as well.
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friend of mine that knows I'm bisexual recently kind of came out as bi to me, not really explicitly but he's been talking about liking dick

is he straight up flirting with me?
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>>77984674
You should call him a faggot lel
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>>77984674
is it an actual interest or is he just doing the straight guy thing where they joke about sucking cock every 4 seconds because being gay is a punchline
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>'robots' talking about being bisexual and having friends, maybe even hooking up with them.

r9gay has fallen
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>>77984674
ask him about his aspirations in life, and note if he mentions girl/wife
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>>77984721
No, it's not the typical straight guy making gay jokes, though he's done that before. He's very much made it clear that he likes cocks
>>77984751
he very much obviously wants a girlfriend but is also interested in sex with guys.
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maybe bitards should take their asses to r9bi instead or fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ entirely
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>>77984762
>he very much obviously wants a girlfriend
lost interest, boymance dead
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It has been a full week since I ordered pizza and I have a free one from dominoes... should I?
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This night has opened my eyes
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>>77984750
>Chud gay guy
lmao
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kill all gays and fascism disappears or something
- some dude i think
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>>77984837
Do it with the greasiest toppings and post your bussy squirting out diarrhea.
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True because all fascists are faggots
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>>77984983

trust me, you don't want that. Such a thing would be too revolting even for the internet.
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Any of you guys in Northern Europe? (Other than Meow who will become my concubine.)
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>>77985003
U suure?
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>>77984762
you could say the same thing he says back but it sounds like it'd only ever be sexual if things escalated with him
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>>77985008
travel nonny? west, sorry
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why does Europe even have regions? the whole thing can fit into a couple US states.
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le ignorant american moment
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Last time I was at aldi I bought a sirloin steak and planned on pan frying it to see how it would do. I thought the date on it was the 28th, I just looked at it and it was the 18th. Over a week out of date and I never even realized it.

that's it, no dinner for me tonight. and no more buying anything that isn't my normal groceries. I am so pathetic and useless.
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>>77985072
Meeerrrdeee :DDDDD
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Meow I wanna be raped and killed meow
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10 dollars wasted, I'm picturing mom in my head screaming at me for doing this.
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>>77985281
Haluutko miitata jos lupaan olla vahemman irstas?
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>>77985301
I'm imagining my step-dad giving me another condescending and patronizing lecture about budgeting when my $400 robot statue arrives on his porch
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>>77985321
Miks lupaat ja en usko etta on viisasta kuluttaa mun seurassa aikaa
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>>77985324
Tell me more NOW
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Is it possible to be gay and not have daddy issues or what?
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I have a health relationship with my father, and while he doesn't like me being gay, he still loves me (non sexually you perverts) regardless.
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didn't take the fungummy but I did just take a regular thc one
I'm full speed ahead gonna take a shower and get the diffuser going

>>77985426
my dad's my buddy
I'm closeted to him though, so uh
that would potentially change
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>>77985405
I mean I posted this screenshot before but yeah sometimes I drink and wake up and there's many fewer dollars in my account
Meanwhile my step-dad and mom desperately want me to get a decent job and move out, especially since I finally graduated college
I'm shit with money and I probably won't be able to live on my own unless I magically find a paycheck that can absorb my impulse buys
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>>77985450
BTW this is only one order there's like five other models arriving in the same month
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Here is the house
Where it all happens
Those tender moments
Under this roof
Body and soul come together
As we come closer together
>>77985426
I have a good relationship with my dad but I still want a bf who is like a dad
>>77985450
Based for gundam cringe at thinking I read every post ever
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At this point, I don't even care if I get fired. Fuck my employer and fuck my client. I just want to sleep
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>>77985506
Turpa kii ja aja (vittuun taalta)
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I can't explain it but something about a traditional castile soap bar after a good anal battering really hits the spot
makes me feel more like a man, pushes back on how much I feminize myself
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Never post anything that disgusting or I will kill you
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>>77985617
Gayest poster in the thread without a doubt. What the fuck is this?
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>>77985392
No kun sina valitit et mun kairaus viestit ovat liian irstoi.
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>>77985632
Filey, you awake?
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>>77985787
No kyl niist tulee aika setamies tier fiilis tiiax ei se nyt niin iso asia ole oikeesti
>>77985789
Not ruotsi meow
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>>77985807
No siis tapaan antaa kirjoittaessa aika rivon fiiliksen vaik oon irl mega autisti
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great now there are two finns, what are the odds.
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>>77985910
Juu siis ei turha ressata kunhan kiusaan
>>77985965
High since finns are omega limit break autistic
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>>77985965
As sure as there being thugs sweet as sugar plumb in da hood.
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mom fed me way too much food
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reminder that killing men is ok but killing women is not
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femicide
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I ended up breaking down and getting dinner anyway. My punishment for wasting that steak is a really bad night with my leg.
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>>77986519
there is no glory in killing a woman is why
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average horny poster post
>I put a thing in my butt and cummed
>"EW DISGUSTING WHORE GROSS KILL YOURSELF"

average story post
>Day 5589: 06/28/24(Fri)19:44:00
>My heart yearns for my past just as the last of a species yearns for a mate. I failed the spiritual aberration of my mother by purchasing a pizza. Such a dastardly and foul sin. I have consumed the entire pie, it was delectable. Unfortunately my valve seized shortly after dinner, and I began to inflate in a disgraceful manner. The hemorrhoids adorning my rectum are being peeled away by the massive petrified log caused by constipation seated in my rectum. My leg is solidifying and aching with pain more and more with each passing moon. I fear my time is short.
>"WOW GREAT POST STORY THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!"
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"pedo haters" when there are no pedos around
>i would kill any pedo i saw, idgaf about jail time
"pedo haters" when the pedo arrives
>uhm i cant expose drdisrespect because he would sue me
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>>77986573
Why lie? Storyposts are like
>went out to get slop, pity me, leg hurts again, pity me
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>>77986573
didnt even read the first part but storyanon won this
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>>77986588
it's like a diagonal reference to a book
I understand if it doesn't make sense because I'm old

>>77986609
based
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Need hung femboy bf.
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>>77986583
i dont know the drdisrespect situation
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Need hung femboy bf but to bottom
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shota bf
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>>77976303
Getting Chipotle for the first time in literal years, I havent eaten in 10 hours, hopefully this is close enough to real food that my tummy is satisfied
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how did you guys know I got pizza? I tried the tavern style at pizza hut.
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>>77986588
does he even say pity me? he says all that other stuff but the pity is never really a thing hes just always like ^_^ im a gross fuckin neet takin shits w a bum leg and a gaggle of flies
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>>77986820
Dishonest insect, die and burn in hell
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I haven't mentioned fat neet shits in a while, I was trying to do better there.
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>>77986829
HE NEVER SAYS PITY!! DO NOT LIE ON HIM! HE IS A MAN WHO RECOGNIZES HIS COUNTENANCE AND CIRCUMSTANCE!
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I feel sorry for the loss of his mom like that, it's clear he loved her. the rest of it is his own fault though.
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>>77986847
He never says any of the things you said either retard
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anon formerly known as 3ds here. i have a lot i want to tell you guys.
yesterday beach boy ghosted me and i went jogging and trespassed in a nature reserve and then he texted me late at night.

today i was supposed to go to a pride meetup near a nude beach, but not at the nude beach. no one showed up. i should've known since i called the lifeguard HQ and they said they didn't have any events for this month but i showed up anyways.

so anyways i went to a nude beach. i kept my clothes on, and my glasses off, and tried to look at as little genitals as possible. texted beach boy about it, of course his dog ass asks about girls. i called him and had a nice chat. he joked about going to a nude beach together and seeing each other naked and that made me really uncomfortable.

anyways we talked about some personal stuff and right before he was about to tell me something he said he needed to rest and said good bye. so that was interesting. i asked about the breakup. he said "i knew she wasn't the girl i was gonna marry."

tomorrow i'm going to a pride BBQ. i hope i get to meet someone nice there. i called the community center and they said they'll bring a switch probably in 2 weeks since it hasn't been ordered and approved yet. but the employee will ask their friend to bring theirs, and promised to call me when they do.

tl;dr i went to a nude beach and am going to a BBQ tomorrow
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I think it's funny how 3DS moans about the guy being a horndog while obsessing over men way harder. Nice double standards
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>>77987096
why are you formerly known as 3ds is it because he basically stole it
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>>77987152
i'm seeing him sunday and he'll probably bring it with him and i'll decide if i'll take it back or if he can keep it for longer.
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Can't tell if this is real or the neo3ds, those were amusing
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i've spent a lot of time out in the sun these past few days and i've gotten significantly browner. i've been showering every day, washing my face every morning, brushing my teeth twice a day. i'm conditioning myself to sleep earlier every day. i have to wake up early tomorrow. i'm shutting my phone off now. good night gaybots.
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thank you for calling me a brown spic
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pg 10 on a friday night, my my, what 'robots'. I hope you had fun with your grindr dates.
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>>77988115
grindr dates?
sir the only date I have is with a dildo and an affair with a margarita
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I took a shower before the one week mark, yay... in reality my balls were itching so bad I needed one.
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Alone in my bedroom playing a game nobody here cares about eating flavoured ice
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>>77988155
I would like some flavored ice
I need to buy myself more treats
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Being able to shower whenever I feel like is one of my favourite things about being a neet. Nothing like an early morning shower before going back to bed
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Personally I like the late night/pre bedtime showers the best. Nice and relaxing. Maybe I should actually wash my sheets tomorrow. It's been a year and a half.
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I have been showering in the mornings because it's too hot at night and I sweat in bed
but I really like night time showers
I use showers as aftercare a lot too
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>>77988212
I find sheets and duvets too much hassle. I just put a blanket over my mattress then use another for cover, it isn't much effort to wash them
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>>77988251

I just use a flat sheet and blanket. I actually bought a mattress pad in hope it would help my leg but I haven't bothered to put it on yet. I should do that whenever I get to washing the sheets.
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I love him so much I love him so much
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Casus belli to dismantle the storymanor to decontaminate his sheets
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>>77988155
what game and what flavor fag
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I want a well built top that will let me bathe him and teach him how to spoil himself and enjoy spa days
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there used to be a snow shop at the train station near my house
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any scar havers? do you notice that your really old scars migrate over time? one that i got when i was 9 used to be just below my knee and now it's just above. same with one which used to be just below my hip bone and is now just above.
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>>77988375
I just have small scars on my hands from surgery as a kid, the scars haven't moved as far as I can tell
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>>77988322
victoria ii
cherry with vanilla cream
>>77988375
Tiny one on my head faded
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>>77988375
yeah I have scars from cutting because of a personalityfag from here
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>>77988375

I have a very long one on my left arm after one of my cats scratched me. It goes from my wrist almost to my elbow. I had picked the kitty up when she was little but then a motorcycle drove by and scared her so she jumped out of my arms and got me with her back claws.
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>>77988375
just a big one across my gut from when i got cut in half
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>>77988554

hi Darth Maul. You died like a bitch in Rebels and deserved better.
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>>77988477
I really like vicky 2 even if the economy still somewhat baffles me. I prefer the time periods in ck2 and eu4 but its still a great game

>>77988560
I couldn't get into Rebels coming off of the later seasons of CW, the style of the show just didn't seem quite right.
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I want to play EU 4 again but there's just so much DLC. It's absolute bullshit.
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>>77988652
If only one could acquire games without paying for them. Ah well the pardox dlc subscription is probably fairly priced
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I'm glad to have a good relationship with my mother but the prospect of being alone after her death always depresses me. I wonder if having a bf would somewhat lessen this fear
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fbf without mommy issues, hard mode?
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>>77988973
From what little I've seen gays more often seem to have daddy issues. Spare a though for those of us unlucky enough to have issues with both
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beach boy said he'd talk to me later and later came and he didn't talk to me :|
tomorrow is the last day of pride month. i want him to at least give me back my 3ds before i tell him i'm gay. well, bi, but gay-leaning. i don't want to hear him spout about girls anymore. it's getting really annoying.
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>bi,but gay leaning
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>>77989030
booby make peepee hard sometimes
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>>77989067
>booby make peepee hard sometimes
bleh
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>>77989107
if it makes you feel better i try to avoid women and jerking off to women
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I will never sleep againn
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well i guess i'll never tell my fbf i'm bi then huh. cunt.
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See how the bishit seethes when it realizes gays want nothing to do with them
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>>77989127
That sounds like it will be quite tiresome
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>threatened a man on a lego server to sell me a figure at a cheap price so he won't get banned for scalping
The screenshots have been sent to my high profile well respected friend, now all that matters is to wait for the moderators to get up from bed.

I mainly did it for the lols with my friends collaborating on it but it would be nice if I successfully scared the guy into selling by promising him an unban.
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Jewish genes coming in huh
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>tfw no bf to stay up all night and sleep into the mid-afternoon with
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>>77989251
You gotta commend the act.
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>parents went on a vacation so I'll be alone for 2 weeks
I am Story 2.0 for the next few days.
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>>77987096
I hope one day you learn what ghosting means
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Want to get ice cream with my fbf now because of the vicfag
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i dreamed about beach boy for the first time. we were scheduled to meet at a park. i couldn't find him, so i texted him, and he appeared behind me laying down shirtless and wearing sunglasses. i asked if he was awake, and he said "[unintelligible] you", then i woke up.
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>>77988375
i have scars and burns and theyre all in the same place but smaller. i think... the only ones i can compare by looking at old pics are two on my face and theyre in the same spot exactly but nearly hidden nowadays
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Anons find out the skin growing makes it morph
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Most of my scars from my childhood have faded or are hard to see, I mostly have scars from these later years now.
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>>77988477
you should play espain instead
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>knee scars haven't disappeared when I grew up
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>>77988652
playing without dlc will just make you stronger. not kidding, the game is harder without it
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morning walks are so much better than night walks during summer time. why doesnt anyone mention this
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>>77990883
Cause you have to wake up in the morning and why would you do that? Duhhhh!
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>>77990883
https://voca.ro/12ZrnQOujfKh
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i still have a scar next to my eye from when i was 8
also i hope they jump you
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This is so epic
https://youtu.be/attqlOaz-eo?si=aqRYkSdB8AT4_zxC
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dont hope they jump me WTF
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evil story be like: boutta take a skinny neet shit
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alright lets settle this
why did you become gay?
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>>77991230
Some medication my doctor put me on turned me gay
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>>77991230
im not gay. it doesnt bother me that everyone insists i am so i dont argue, but in truth im not
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>>77991230
God made me gay yas queen!
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>missed the HISTORIC Biden-Trump debate again
guess i wont get to talk to grandma for another day...
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>>77987096
this guy sounds kinda dense to be honest with you
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>>77991377
It was more entertaining than any of the election debates here. Biden would probably have done the Dems a favour if he just died halfway through
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>>77991413
i dont follow politics, but what is the actual reason he doesnt just step down if he is so unpopular? johnson did it
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>>77991192
Skinny wagie piss
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>>77991463
johnson already did it. i mean
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>>77989007
if you're thinking he won't give it back after you tell him then i dunno
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>>77991463
If you're asking about Rishi then my guess is he doesn't want to go down as another PM who just fucked off before his time was up and probably ruined his party. Labour are great at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory so it isn't a done deal yet.
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I imagine biden as one of those snails with a mind control parasite in them
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>>77991543
I wonder what is worse, a guy being controlled by a snail or one with literal brain worms?
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>>77991519
i wasnt... but i know i will have to remember these words someday as well
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>>77991565
kek I saw Johnson and immediately jumped to Boris not LBJ. Biden probably thinks he can win despite the constant gaffes he makes
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>>77991558
have biden win and then die within a few months, would be my preference
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>>77991558
literal brain worms would be worse since you simply stop the snail for the other guy to be free. unless the guy is severely brain damaged after snail control, then having the worms safe in your brain is probably better. i guess it could be a very powerful or cunning snail too
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>>77991600
from foreign policy perspective it's better if he wins and survives, so the american empire remains demoralized
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im slanging dicks
and hustling dick
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when was the last time so many people were demoralized globally
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Sure is a lot of g*rl images in a thread for gay men.
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>>77991864
i only count 7
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>>77991877
1 was to many. The fact I need 2 hands to count all of them is a disgrace to the thread.
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>>77991510
i'm worried that he's either homophobic or thinks i have a crush on him and then ghosts me because he's disgusted by me. i only barely know him.
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>>77991599
lackwards bong jump
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Yesterdays mistake has been rectified and the packag is in the possession of me now to take the tram back homey to opene it
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>>77991883
oh well... at least im doing my part(not posting images)
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>>77991891
you know him best but from what you've said it sounds like it hasn't even crossed his mind yet, after you get your stuff back think of a way for him to have to initiate with you if he likes you
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>>77991891
don't come across as too desperate please
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What if I told you the one for you is out there and he has a price on his head?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3013840/True_Love/
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>>77992674
He already did my nigga read read
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>>77992694
post-3ds is the master of dramatization, surely can't be that bad in reality
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Woke up at 1300pm est
Resuming existence
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thank you for calling me a desperate little spic
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>>77992729
why did you stay up so late?
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Woke up with a desperate desire for a bf.
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>>77989127
>>77992759
I was gayming then eepy took over.. I failed
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took at a nap at 5 pm yesterday and wokeup at 7 am today fml
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>>77992813
weakness
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>>77990100
>>77990262
both bread and bunnymutt thirsty for his bussy
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they made the chudjak into a real guy
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>walking
>https://youtu.be/xjBTNbEXbAA?si=U6itIp9brEXX28o0 starts playing in my head
>didn't think about this song or hear it for years
That's...weird
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>>77993076
Looks like he plays hoi4 as Germania only
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anybody want a badass battle damaged bf?
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Cooling wind. Green all around me. Trash outside of the can. Slowly getting dark. Ate pizza and a donut.
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>>77986577
Storyanon noooooooooooo you can't say that
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Going to ruin my looks so I have more excuses for being an incel
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>>77993273
Honestly at his point I feel like I could take or leave a bf
Yeah sometime I lie awake at night fantasizing about having someone to hold and snuggle and sip lemonade in the backyard on a hot summer day with but more than anything I want my worthless life to be fixed. Maybe then a bf will be able to enter my life.
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>>77993273
stress has already been eating away at my hair, unwrinkled skin and ability to take care of myself, don't have to do shit
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>>77993298
You just need a goal in life. I'm letting experimental drugs get tested on me for an easy 5000 bucks, so I can take better care of 3ds once the beach whore inevitably breaks his heart.
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>>77993389
Sometimes I forget that volunteer studies are an option
I gotta get on that shit
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>>77993250
crying the truegay wizard was a fat NEET lie
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>>77993403
It's the best lifehack. NEET life is obtainable for all of us, especially if you are already mentally ill.
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>>77993389
>going for sloppy seconds
>going for brown midgets whores
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Yay it was even higher quality than I expected can't wait to get to run it again I'm glad I was able to get a copy of the box
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>>77993590
>implying my little virgin will even get a kiss
also brown x white is cute
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yellow x white is better
schizo hapa lovechild with my fbf
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nice rainbows
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they say you didn't really live unless you had a gay schizo on 4chan obsess over you
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I wanna post images of it but the too larg waa
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>>77993202
Yes literally perfect I dont' know why I desire this so much perhaps I want someone who is more broken than me so I can care for them.
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>>77993958
This nigga wants to fuck sonic the hedgehog
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>>77993615
Is it trench crusade
Let us know how the game goes I'm super curious
>>77993956
That sucks
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>>77993975
If it was within my capability I would send an IBM (intercontinetal ballistic missile) to your house.
But only like ironically ok?
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>>77993956
Open paint and resize the image by like 50%.
Yeah I'm a smart guy 8).
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>>77993992
No, mothership
>>77994076
Too lazy to
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I need him so bad bros.
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>>77994107
Holy shit that's so much stuff
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brad in lego form
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>>77994169
I'm not asian you piece of shit.
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"Your luck will guide you to happiness"
My Chinese fortune cookie
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>>77994209
happiness guides your luck would have been more useful
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I'm gonna be paying 100 for that Lego figure lol
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i dont even know who 80% of these starwars characters are
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spics are so irresponsible with money they don't have
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hiiiii-ya chop
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im realizing theres no point in me (or anyone with a modicum of self-respect) posting in these shit ass threads, everyone here sucks, are not interesting, and generally are spiteful and mean
what incentive is there to be here? unless you're a bottom of the barrel scum pile there really is no point, it's just misery enjoys company on a grand scale
basically: you should all kill yourselves FAST
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chop hiiiii-ya
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Why'd you bother posting that then huh
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Is Bradster even a spic desu
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>>77994507
based true and very cool, I almost wholeheartedly agree, however I think suicide is a bit rash
like much of the internet has become this thread is a mana sink (and there are a few particular benefactors)
three things have to be done
one, anyone who is trying to be here "for real" should stop being here at all, and definitely don't try to be here "not for real" because then you're another semironic zoomer faggot contributor to the cancer
second, tendencies that cause one to do so must be corrected
and third, any psychic detritus inherited from these threads has to be cleaned away. they like to dump a lot of trash here, and they like to do it on people specifically
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>>77994507
I don't even know u you are
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>>77994585
this is what you always say but the thing is you don't actually have to because you're all fucking interchangeable
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what do retards even what the thread to be, you complain no matter what
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>>77994161
I know right? It's high quality too and the new adventure seems cool. Can't wait to run more of this.
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i havent complained since 2022
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>>77994600
I suggest you take a trip to /bigen/ and start wearing a tag
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>>77994609
it would've been nice if it was something other than a honeypot for schizoposting trolls
idk wild fantasy I know
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>>77994657
I said you were interchangeable not that I am
inapplicable, good job
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>>77994660
What website do you think you're on bud
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>>77994691
one where people can speak anonymously when they often can't elsewhere
I think you're imagining things about "culture" that don't really exist and trying to force that on me feels just as insane as it really is
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4chan is srs business how DARE you post things I don't want to see
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you're intentionally corrupting a medium of communication that could have actual value
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>>77994609
A place for gaybots, duh.
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>>77994742
>>77994742
>>77994742
>>77994742
>>77994742
>>77994742
Completely legal new thread.



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