>tfw no bf editionPrevious thread:>>77994742
First for gay
Second for gay and eepy
>>78007578I want to fucking die and take others with me to hell
>tfw no bf to make me stop going on cynical rants whenever I feel sad
>>78007610Why are you still alive, namefag?
>>78007611aesthetic background, tasty ice cream, hot boy
We have two 3DSanons and now two Kiwianons. Who's next, Apostle? Story? Any takers?
>>78007623>two 3DSanonswho's the 2nd one?
>>78007610>>78007611shut up and kys bitch
>>78007637Someone said there was a second 3DSanon I just believe everything I read online
the world can't take another story, that's for sure. the planet would collapse into a black hole.
story and 3ds are exact opposites
>>78007639SHUT UP BITCHhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/F-fE85ivqx0
https://youtube.com/shorts/YLGIByC19wI?feature=shared
>>78007623we are getting a second poster from colorado. then i will have a cool robot friend to hang out with in the irl life
>>78007880Storyanon, he's so fat when he goes camping, the bears have to hide their food!
>>78007578>tfw no bf who is also too anxious to date anyone but prefers tfw no bf posts to long rambling paragraphs
>>78007989can I rape you analy
>>78007623I mean I'm an ohioan who lives in his parents' basement Can I be story two point ohI don't think I could kill my mom though
I have never lived in the basement though, mainly because neither basement was finished. and I never harmed my mother, why do you keep saying that I did?
>>78008032Asking permission seems rather counterintuitive don't you think?
kissing my brother bf on the lips o///o
>>78008050Sorry I know you didn't hurt her it's just kind of funny to say because everyone keeps saying it
Why did story kill his provider via strangulation
>>78008062I will rape you randomly but I cannot go to jail.
Guys I'm listening to chill new age music albums on YouTube and it's recommending me a video called "417Hz HEAL FEMININE ENERGY" do you think if I listen to it while I sleep it'll give me wider hips and a bigger ass to bottom with
>>78008079they say it in a nonliteral way, that his stinky neetdom caused her untimely demise
for me its cannabis hypnosis
>>78008090Interesting proposition but I think I'll have to pass as I'm saving myself for marriage>>78008139Listing to it in your sleep could be dangerous as you may accumulate too much feminine energy for your body to contain causing you to explode like a glitter bomb
>>78008165I replied to the wrong post, shame on me
>normies started with the fireworks already. damn it, I hate this. hurr durr me make thing go boom.
>>78008192It's so frustrating, especially because I have an autistic dog that freaks out and hides in the shower when there are fireworks and I have to shoo her out just to use the bathroom
>tfw no bf with ptsd who hides in the shower
if you are ex-gay please come discuss here thanks>>78007975
>>78008206You might be able to get a Russian mail order husband once the Ukraine invasion is overOther than that I can't think of any place to find a ptsd boyfriend
No such thing as ex-gay retard
would you date a twink top
>>78008280I'd date a swink flop
>tfw no ptsd bf to cuddle through the fireworks with him wearing earplugs and me holding him tight.
>tfw no bf who will burn synagogues with you
>>78008280Hypothetically speaking I would but finding one would be more difficult than locating a needle in a haystack while blindfolded and drunk
my mental has been at an all time low and of course the one time I accidentally leave my wallet in my car someone stole itI'm so fucking doneI'm am beatenplease give me a fucking break
>>78008346why did they break in your car to steal your wallet and not your car
>>78008354I don't know but carjacking is probably a lot harder than stealing a wallet
>>78008338I am the one
>>78008354Its easier to pawn valuables in a car or take cash than to sell a stolen car. If you're in the game a stolen car is handy but your average smack head is looking for quick cash and they are most likely to break into a car
>>78008326Hello that's me but whys his silly armband defaced
>>78008346that happened to my mom once but they tossed everything from the glove box on the ground tooi will pray for you
>tfw no petty criminal bf doing crime for fun and not for drugsThis city deserves a better class of criminal
>>78008394I dunno but I fixed it Kill ZOG
>>78008437thanks I managed to get an appointment for a new license tomorrowthey had like one appoint tomorrow, then one in three weeks, then they were booked until octoberactually insaneI hope nothing goes wrong tomorrow or I will actually fucking lose it>>78008464I need drugs right now
>>78008475I will steal your drugs and sell them instead of using themYou're welcome
>>78008074holy moly... >< uwaa~
drugs are ruthless and inhospitablea bf is kind and understanding
I'm high on life maaan
dont let me fall asleep, anons. i must be awake to jerk off tonight
I killed Paul Allen with an axe to the face
>>78008691um then wat is he doing right here....
Still waiting for the day that an anon comes into my life and we can be cozy for life and sperg out together and I can treat him like the king he is.. maybe even play EUIV and Vicky III together and then cuddle and watch war documentaries.. but I'm an unlovable freak... My stupid mouse life... Open to chatting with anyone on DC or whatever
>>78008808what? why do you think you are an unlovable freak?
>>78008808yeah go ahead post that discord
>vic3no bf for you
havent played a videogame made after 2015
God even drunk me can tell this show is slop, so much asinine girlboss dialogue and other tripe. I'd just re-read the book were it not for the twinks and Matt Smith as the rogue prince
>>78008876perturabohammerofolympia
>tfw no twink bf to watch tv shows we both hate yet tolerate with
>>78008844Latest mousejak meme but idk I have low emotional intelligence and have been terminally online my entire life and worry that people won't want to put up with me
>>78008903I'm begging you anon
>>78009140I'm a twink and I find most shows annoying but would watch them with my cozy cute handsome bf
>>78009153Too busy fighting the 10th French liberation of Elsass-Lothringen in vic2
Vicky 2 and Ck2 are patrician tier, I wouldn't even pirate their sequels. Well I may have possibly done so once but wouldn't do it again
>>78009171I want to learn to play Victoria II also but none of my online friends want to play it so I went with III, so I'd love to play that too
>>78009156As would I anon as would I...
Shame everyone is 1000km from my location huhI'll be at the King of Prussia mall sometime in October, you have until then to get here
>>78009200been a while since I played vic II but here's what I remember. Capitalist AI is retarded, go central planning and build the factories yourself if you want to industrialize. Always keep your armies build up the max the provinces can support. During war break apart large armies and carpet siege every province so you don't get hit by attrition so hard. Get ready to fight massive rebel armies every few years as well. If you want the change in government from a rebel group then intentionally let them win.
>>78009247>King of Prussia mall>according to the internet its in Pennsylvania Why oh why, I bet the average Pennsylvanian couldn't name a single Prussian king
>>78009247I live in philly
>>78009229Wellllll I'm here you're there why not..?
>>78009280lots of people of german decent in PA, I know I know, 'white' Americans le 56% face. That might not be fair.
>>78009280Frederick the Great, the namesake of the city and the best onePennsylvania Dutch still exist here>>78009287I'll find you anony mous
>>78009345I posted my discord too :)
>tfw no bf who acknowledges that the Confederacy did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VETGEFeNccs
For kings of Prussia just say Frederich Wilhelm, as as many as the louis of France but still a decent number.
Played Suzerain all night again and fucked up the economy too bad now where bf
>>78009372that game is too boring, my adhd ass can't be bothered to read all the text.
>>78009350You aren't an Asian virgin boy likely tho>>78009358You vill pay ze galactic taxes
>>78009389No but some people have mistaken me for Thai/Indonesian/Filipino. I'm latino but have almondy eyes
I wish the clone wars cartoon showed both sides more evenly it was always. >republic is... le good!>cis are... le bad!
If ever I find myself in possession of excessive wealth I'll travel to Pennsylvania to ask random people for their opinions on Prussia.>>78009389I will not pay the taxes and I will not sit through the committee
why does r9gay have so many spics aaaaaaaaaa
>>78009386Me personally I love reading and am too retarded to enjoy paradox games so it's greating
>>78009419My family has been in the US for generations so I'm whitewashed but brown, it fucking sucks
Okay cool now about the issue of me not having a bf....
>>78009436you don't have the right to a bf, O you don't have the right
thank you for calling me a whitewashed little spic
I took IcelandWhy? No reason really
>>78009416i cant believe a kids cartoon was dumb
>>78009449Some of their ready meals are alright as are the ice lollies. I'd take over Iceland if I had the chance
I liked it for the clones
You can rationalize the bias in universe as being republic propaganda.
If I had a time machine I'd go back and give the box of cheeze its I'm devouring to Bismarck, see what happens
>cheese itsAll those empty carbs. At least my fbf is certainly not eating goyslop such as that
If I had a time machine I'd go back and try to convince Frederich III to have throat surgery for his cancer. If he had been Kaiser maybe ww1 and the fall of the German Monarchy(ies) wouldn't happen.
I'm here for a good time not a long time, got it?
>>78009508Based and same followed by a quote about stars
>>78008192https://voca.ro/1671cHbL5TsX
I can't believe it, my leg didn't hurt tonight at all. Yay!
vocafags are undeserving of the rope, let them be placed in a sensory deprivation chamber so that their inane faggotry can not reach any others
>>78007890How so? They are both insanely lazy, refuse to take any advice no mater what and always come up with excuses for everything. They put no effort into anything except whining on here.
I saw a picture of my great grandpa and he was a curly blond french twink kek
Me granddad was a femboy..
>>78009444Why is it never bf....
>>78009542people pay for that
My grandfathers were a tough war veteran on my mother's side and on my father's side, a minister or so I'm told.
>>78009553Well now I know what I'm converting my loft into
I was an emotional fleshlight, always was and in a way always have been. A distraction in a moment of loneliness. A memory that he can look back on fondly. None of it was real, it was just for him to feel better about something. He'll move on maybe the cycle continues with someone else. The way things have been going for me lately then it'll be just my luck when he meets the next one, that's the one he can actually find worth keeping. The one he decides is worth staying with, the one he wants to push himself for. Why? I'll never have an answer. You're right to say thanks.
If a bf does not materialize immediatly I will blow up myself and the thread
>>78009566bonus points if there's cob webs and it's dark and people feel uneasy about entering the chamber (but you push them in gently and then lock it and never let them out)
someone go to Finland and take one for the team. also meow what's you're favorite cost marking on a cat?
>>78009561minister of propaganda?
>>78009597I don't understand question could you elaborate puhleezehttps://youtu.be/IkfExOsC7Ps
>>78009603pastor, not sure what denomination. Had a church but left it when he retired to move to vegas and do sham weddings in one of those marriage chapels.
>>78009613I meant to say 'coat' markings on a cat. Tabby for example.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77031071/#q77033591why are browntards like this?
>>78009626Probably calico I also like black and tuxedo and oramgye and
I wasn't the only one looking it up lel
holy hecc i love being fetishized for my skin tone epiccccccc
I wish I was fetishized for my racialized featurizes
I wish I had a proud family history, a few descendants of lesser gentry scattered about drunks and gambling addicts are my forbears. At least there is little to live up to
>>78009423Enjoying a game isnt a paradox hypocrite oxymoron meow die die die
archiveschizo being a state of mind instead of 1 person is an incredible development to the culture of the thread
>>78009597I am finnish, I am in finland, and I am moving to helsinki, yet meow is a bitch, so I think this situation is unsalvagable
>tfw no suomi bf to hop on a plane for
Hard pass
noooooo suomiCHAD don't rape my virgin ruotsi asshole aaaaaaaaaaaa
MUH ANCESTORS
>tfw no bf with interesting ancestry
Do I take 400mg caffeine and keep playing or go to sleep for work in 4 hoursSo eepy..
>star wars>shitty games>legos >shitty board gamesGet better autistic interests you absolute shitstains
>>78009696that is literally what autism is you fucking nigger
DO WHAT I WANT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT, DONT DO WHAT YOU WANT I DEEM IT IN POOR TASTE REEEEEEE
>>78009667Paradox is a swedish publisher and developer meow>>78009671Say that to my face faggot and we'll see who the fucking bitch is eh?
I don't exist to please people who don't even like me
>>78009696Oh fuck off and get better interests yourself you cumstain
>>78009696My autistic interest is opossums what is yours
I don't know who to bet on if the two finns fought.
>>78009546>this anon building a time machine to fuck grandpa
>>78009706>Say that to my face faggot and we'll see who the fucking bitch is eh?You have demonstrated that you are the bitch faggot in multiple instances
>>78009717I have no idea on the physical attributes of my northern countryman but I have not a shadow of doubt that I would win anyway
>>78009725Not trve dess meow
>>78009717Bet on me i am bigger
>>78009735I would still win for I am fucking insane
>>78009718The anon is going to impregamte his granpa and give birth to his parent, completing the timeloop
sissi slap fight or actual punching? Can't you guys just kiss and make up? Maybe grab a burger at McDonalds together?
Too many finns, too many spicsSave us.. someone
>>78009745I will literally pick you up like a cat and you would just flail around helplessly
this is your bed, you made it, now shit in it
>>78009712Cats>>78009583The left is definitely not making that expression
>>78009579STOP VAGUEPOSTING START SAYING NAMES I HATE YOU GUYS!
>>78009747I bite>>78009750What are you then>>78009757I weigh too much and I can still bite
noooooo suomiCHAD don't rape his brown bootyhole aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>78009761You have no right to complain hypocrite
ok there's no more interesting posts here to read so i guess i'll leave, damn there was only 1 worth replying to... shit...
I hate when some retard wakes me up early in the morning when I didn't get more than 4h of sleep even and now I'm pissed off and can't go back to sleep and would likely be woken up again. I hate mentally ill people so fucking much. They don't understand what it means to not simply do what they want regardless of how it makes others feel.I would bitch about it to my friends but I'd rather let them not deal with my whining this early. Woe is me.
>>78009766Why do all bottoms bite?
>>78009695Go to sleep baka.
>>78009771I always have the right to complain hypocrite whore meow
>>78009764It isn't for you. If he reads it, he reads it. If he doesn't, he doesn't. That's the point of it.
>>78009597I like my cats cost free
>>78009798Normal behavior for feral animals methinx>>78009805Dishonest and weak. Be more genuine.
>>78009668Originalfag that started antikiwi crusade was a retard tho
>>78009817Putting those in my mouf
>>78009822Liar hypocrite whore weak weak die die can you try harder? Oh that's right, you never been hard in your life. Die to bed whoREEEEEEEEEE
>>78009822How are you a feral animal? You're just a spoiled pet cat
Making a bot based on the demon finn be like : >>78009844
>tfw everyone wants to worship feet but noone wants their feet worshiped
>>78009844Yawn>>78009847I'm mean and I'm evil>>78009850Not trve>>78009852Not trve
>>78009836i don't feel bad for him at all, kiwinigger brought it all on himself every single time he'd reply to the guy. if none of it was true i dont know why he made such an effort of trying to prove him right or provoking him. the original schizo already made a fool of himself once when he thought the indian was kiwi, that's when it all should have ended but he kept replying until he scared him with doxxing him
>tfw no suomi bf who isn't meow
boring and stupid more like
>>78009858You just want someone to bully you
would bunnymutt be disappointed with meow's feet if he actually went to meet him?
>>78009863Rude what's wrong with being my bf>>78009872Yes but I am also genuinely evil and bad>>78009876Definitely
>>78009872Not true. Can you stop being dishonest hypocrite whoREEEEEEEE hisssssssss
>>78009881>what's wrong with being my bfYou are incapable of love. Try harder next time.
Can't believe the thread got so shit when a certain couple people turned up... not my problem now, going to bed
>>78009887No I am not maybe I do love people
gangsterslegosstar warscowboys
>>78009890Seethe to death whinelord the thread is always shit
I'm a thug nigga, straight out the bluff, niggaDick all in your face, so you got a make me cum, nigga
>>78009750we need more bosnians
You are a pedophile that plays shitty games. Go to bed and don't wake up.
>>78009898You are always shit and everything you touch turns to shit. So keep your hands to yourself.
>>78009898nta but there's degrees of shit
Anglo-American r9gay only would be nice
>>78009902let a thug see it clap>>78009908long dick long money yea that's me
>tfw no bf to wake up at midday and play elden ring withIn another life mayhaps
>>78009917i wonder if there'd be more or less assholes
bread is insanely unfunny and has a puke worthy voice
>>78009915You are just mad. See the.>>78009916Oh, okay. So you're okay with eating shit if it's not the grossest there is? Huh?
Was quite comfy, I didn't finish the cheeze its
thank you for calling me a puke worthy spic
>>78009890Scaramouche is such a googa baby. I love him but i do feel sad about him
>>78009942What more are you expecting from you product of flour and water? Your fault for listening to vocas in the first place
>>78009861I don't feel bad for him much I just wish his opponent wasn't such a fumbling idiot. Yes indian mistake was my favorite, so much for "noticing patterns". He also didn't prove half the shit he said. Why am I souch better at everything than everyone here? Like, I don't even have to look that up I know from memory.
>>78009953if the only options are shit i'd take the least shitty of the shit if that makes sense
>>78009633Miserable life enough to be brown or gay but try being both and it's ropefuel"Only looking for white" "only looking for black" "only looking for Asian" "oh you're too short" I've started adding that I'm brown because people have added me in the past and said "oh I thought you'd be white" what's the point anymore
>>78009964No, I think you are cringe and stupid
I reckon Asian boys are a niche market which is odd considering they're infinitely more valuable than a poor spictron
>>78009942Said Grungo the caveman.
>>78009892Liar hypocrite, you said that yourself. You will burn for all your lies as lying is a sin. Hisssssss die die die
>>78009978And you trust my word? Retard.
>>78009977I hear no laugh track but amazing wetback I am so owned
why call bread idgi
https://voca.ro/1m7gpdMWaHEB
>tfw no ruotsi sub bf to fin dom
not the bread poster but still not listening to that shit
>>78009990Go ooga booga right now.
Loon laugh lel
Your laugh is vile. It makes me sick unironically. Not even meming that's such a gross sound.
>>78009965You need to hook up with miami spic asap
There's a new shopping center, seven stories highThere's bound to be a sale or twoThere's something we can buyFour floors of parking, we're sure to find a spaceWe'll spend all the money that the government doesn't take
Your laugh is funny. It makes me kek unironically. Not even meming that's such a hilarious sound.
BLACKED IN MIAMI
>>78009973im ok with being cringe and stupid but im not ok with being rude
>>78010048Yet you are being very rude touchemate buddy
>>78010037Sounds like a nightmare to be around Cubans and Dominicans
>>78009776Gayest /r9gay/ anon
thank you for calling me an amazing wetback
>>78009988>I keep lying and you're dumb for believing meYou lost all cred you had hypocrite liar
Baby you're fourteen, that's not old as it may seemA for me I can't believe that it's trueHow a little boy who looks and talks like youIs not mistaken more for eighteenLooking in your blue eyes it's so hard to realizeThat you're a boy who's underageBut as men of the world you are the oneThat makes me feel a I'm still fourteenWhat am I gonna do, when a teenage boy rizzs you upTo take you on to town for some romancing?What am I gonna say if I'm far awayAnd he kisses you while you are dancing?I guess that I'm the one who is rushing all the funThat you are gonna have throughout the coming yearsJust forgive me for those tries to monopolize your blue eyesIt's something every twink must get doneWhen little boys like you look eighteenHappy birthday baby
>>78010070Yet you talk like my words are reliable when they support whatever you believe to be true, you are dumb and also stupid and also larping badly
>>78010026Let's hear Paul Allen's laugh.
>>78010044Wow so funny we didn't hear that "joke" 100000 times already. It's funny because black dicks haha. So funny black dick haha
C'monHurry up, quit your job, day trade, teeter aidThrow another nickel at the latest stand of lemonadeDoc reapplied the band-aidDoc reapplied the band-aid
>>78010077Dumb and stupid are synonyms therefore the use of both is redundant just like you. Kill yourself as soon as you can you lying whore.
Shopping for a pair of shoes, shopping for a hatWe're buying some of this and we're buying some of that
>>78010062nuh uh no im not prove it
>>78010097"Repetition is a literary device in which a word or phrase is used multiple times. "Why are you even larping being mad at me
>>78010109*Gloumps ou*
>one anon does a thing>attention whores copy it immediately monkey see monkey do + not much going up upstairs + originality is hard + try harder
cope + ratio + malding + your white
>>78010122-___- DUDE
>>78010123What is the thing being copied smartypants
>>78010129My hands hurt waa
>>78010128I'm white, but on the inside I'm also white. I am white.
>your whiteilliterate + being white is not an own + cry harder
>>78010138Cry about it hypocrite liar gloo
I'm getting lemonade after work tomorrow
I don't go to work and could have lemonade right now with my shotaro
>>78010146Anwer question poopyhead
>>78010138mwah mwah mwah mwah, do they still hurt?
>>78010164Yes they are full of cuts waa
Some of us have to work for beverages
>ywn french kiss anons hands
Some of us should kill ourselfs but not me
>tfw no twink bf who acts cute and isn't a complete fucking whore or an imbecile like anons here
Not with those dubs
>tfw no manic panic bf to play sanic with
>>78010168why are they full of cuts? put some bandaids on them fren
>>78010187Hi hello meow meow
>tfw no satanic bf to convert with my christian uncut penis
>>78010201Are you really a twink if you're chubby? I'm asking idk myself...
>>78010196Some rivets in my work pants and apron are bent so I cut my hands on them all the time, I don't have banda ids
>tfw no bf that doesnt relentlessly insult me at every turn
>tfw no bf who isn't a pedofile or a file
>>78010206No idea probably not but what am I then
Subvert expectations
>>78010209But this turns bitches on, just look at all the success chad fin has
>>78010217>what am IA tranny
>tfw no bf who posts in his sleep but still isn't a bottom or a pedofile
rudeposting hours while it's daylight in europe huh
>>78010207you need to replace them then, also i have some scooby-doo bandaids you can have
>setting myself on fire to subvert my survival instinctsWGMI
do you guys think brad is funny
who's bread
>>78010220I didn't know you were into shota
I'm not even looking for a bf
>>78010225Nice headcanon but sadly for your chaser ass not true >>78010241No I like cuts and scars
>>78010251No, he is annoying and boring. About as removed from funny as you can be unless we are laughing at his rizz or lack ther of.
>>78010222it only turns me on if i ask for it, some stranger 'negging' me doesnt do anything. god i wish i had a bf that would beat me during sex wow that sounds really messed up out loud
>>78010260Whom>>78010288Bit cliche innit
>>78010288Your kind is always asking for it + thread full of whores
>>78010180My new favorite place
I am the pureest and moust inno-cent ano ny mouse in this thrade barn one
>tfw no bf who loves me
>>78010308I just saw that, are you following me???
>>78010294it is what it is, honestly it probably just sounds hot in my head but i bet i wouldnt even like it.>>78010295i never asked for this
I'd wanna get beaten by my bf too, not because I think I'd enjoy it but because I want to suffer
I wish I lived in the country so I could get to sleep without noise keeping me up. At least being a neet affords me plenty of time to catch up on lost sleep
>>78010263i kinda like scars too but not cuts since they hurt. i have some scars on my wrists from playing with my late cat.
Downfall videos on youtube are so lame and dumbEverything is so lame nowadays
>>78010361I have some scars from falling on my bike and whittling related accidentsI asked my coworker today why he has symmetrical bandaids on both of his arms and he said that he had to take the cat to the vet lmao
Me and my bf when I just find him meow
>>78010391ive always wanted to whittle a chess set (despite being trash at chess)what'd you make?
euthanasing my bf after the three strike rule
Hey anon would you be freaked out if I vagueposted about you in this thread?
>>78010383what lead to the downfall of snotgoober69?
>>78010425Can't rember probably kiehisia for a campfire
>>78010435I put on a lemmino video for bed so I'll never know
>>78010433vagueposting is awesome you should do it
>>78010446for me it's scp
For me it's uhhh fucking Opal Vessel dark ambien
Hugging my husbando to sleepQuality of snooze has increased dramatically
Stories need stakes to get you invested. This has been known since the dawn of time. It doesn't have to be anything as grand as world coming to an end if you fail it could be as simple as making a fool out of yourself. But there need to be consequences to your choices otherwise it's meaningless. So anyway I always hated anime where no one dies or everyone gets revived or whatever (like, say, dragon ball). At least Baki fights are so insane you can't help but laugh.
yeah i actually get sick of seeing the same characters for so long, they dont even have to fake a death to get me annoyed. like bitch we've had the same cast of characters for HOW MANY seasons???? it's like eating one flavor of ice cream for your whole life
>>78010446He makes best videos oh my god
>>78010448WHY DIDNT YOU VAGUPOSTED INSTEAD OF REPLYING THEN
I just want to feel safe and appreciated in my own house
>>78010420Nuh uh, you will NOT find me even though we will be going to the same uni (different campuses)
I can't be the only one that think pps look much hotter 3d than in anime. Same goes for boytummy and few other body parts I won't name
i cant get hard unless i love the person that's attached to the penis
>>78009413The Phililpines and Filipinos have Latino mixture from Mexicans going there in Spanish times THO.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines
My heart was heavy, for its trust had beenAbused, its kindness answered with foul wrong;So, turning gloomily from my fellow-men,One summer Sabbath day I strolled amongThe green mounds of the village burial-place;Where, pondering how all human love and hateFind one sad level; and how, soon or late,Wronged and wrongdoer, each with meekened face,And cold hands folded over a still heart,Pass the green threshold of our common grave,Whither all footsteps tend, whence none depart,Awed for myself, and pitying my race,Our common sorrow, like a mighty wave,Swept all my pride away, and trembling I forgave!
I think I have autism bros...
i can't even play attractive characters in vidya bc it makes me feel like im stealing valor or somethingi have zero confidence and no self esteem at allhave to avoid looking in mirrorsused to have an eating disorder (it never goes away but i got better at managing it after going through recovery and never wanting to do that again)i have the most shapeless ugly lumpy fucking body, whether i'm 105lbs or 135lbsi have an ugly asymmetrical face and a crooked nose and a double chin despite not being american sizeda weird mix of harsh angles and flat ill defined surfacesstunted development because of ED since 13, at best a teenager body despite being 30 and at worst an alien looking bricki don't even look humannobody has ever said i look attractive or hot or anythingi used to tell my best friend how handsome he was when he would say something about his appearance but when i would complain about mine he would never say anything positive, just say that it doesn't mattermy own dad said im not attractiveand yea guys will fuck anything including roadkill or worse, so just having sex with a random guy doesn't make me feel betteri just feel less than worthless, i don't even feel human because of how i am, it's literally the fucking worst is there a way to get over this or what should i do, seeing pretty people makes me want to end itseeing attractive guys and wishing i could flirt with them without making them feel uncomfortable sucksor even if they're friendly, knowing they must think im ugly and putting me in the "undateable" category right off the bati don't socialize at all bc i can't stand being looked at
>>78010991i too enjoy little pieces of colorful plasticsometimes i have to paint them though which blows
>>78011018There are people who are into ugly body types actually so...
>>78011076https://litter.catbox.moe/pypuol.jpgnot like this
>>78011067Painting is awful ngl. Which is your favorite one you've done?
>>78011094my favorite one is the first one i ever did when i was like 10 and it's just a horendous nightmare of thick colorful splotches just shat onto the model, it's a hideous mess, didn't even thin the paints. always makes me laugh.
>>78011092Oh the horror, you are the ugliest human being on earth. Get over yourself
>>78011130>Get over yourselfhow>you are the ugliest human being on earthnot what i said, and if you're not ugly then you probably don't understand how differently people treat you compared to attractive peoplebecause im ugly i have never been loved or cared aboutnot my friendsnot my fathernot my boyfriendsnobody
>>78011118Kek. I made a funny Purple Guy lego once.
>>78011172ive never thought about painting a lego dude, i might have to try it nowalthough i think it'd be pure freehand which i suck at x.x
>>78011218It wasn't Lego, was a competitor I think. Painting lego SUCKS
>>78011018>>78011092Literally go to a gym if you're this dysmorpic about your body
>>78011242i've done that before to the point my body was cannibalizing itself for fueli still looked inhuman
>>78011235these were my favorite lego knock offs, loved these little bastards like you wouldnt believe
>>78011256Ye they're coolMy friend said he'd rape Sydney Sweeney to death
I know human beans arthur
>>78011250Then why didn't you eat more????
>>78011728i struggled to do that, but i did end up eating more and am now at about 135 poundsstill looked fucked up
>>78011164>"ugly">"you don't know how it feels">had boyfriendsopinion rejected that being said, I know what it's like to feel ugly as shit, like I could never be enough
>>78011164>not my boyfriendshere's an idea, how about you kill yourself and maybe the body you're born into will be less freakishly disgusting?
is it so hard to treat people how you want to be treatedor maybe they already do and they just hate themselvesidk
Most people's validation comes from putting others down to feel superior, and from receiving praise from those they tear others down with.
>>78012143No it isn't unless someone is bring a piece of shit then they get what they deserve for being like that. If you want to be treated nicely then be fucking nice. Also attention whoring and coming to spaces that aren't for you or humblebragging is not being nice at all
>>78012084>>78012120it's not that hard to get a bf if you have zero standards
>>78012143I'll treat people how they deserve to be treated
>>78012438i cant believe hitler said this
>>78012349People generally exhaust me. I prefer to be alone with my thoughts than having to deal with small talk and social-dynamics all day. When i envision a future in which i'm happier i like to be respected and admired by other people and yet i couldn't care less about having to deal with them.
My stomach HURTSIT FUCKING HURTSI HATE DRINKING I HATE ITI WISH THEY WOULD JUST REFUSE TO SELL ME ALCOHOL
>>78012349I have to leave my bedroom door open otherwise my parents will probably think I'm jacking off and wasting time all day (I am)
>>78010002I am too poor for you to fin dom to be honest.
>>78009141i dont believe it. you seem very sweet
>tfw no 0$ bf to fin dom with my $5000 here you have 50 dollars to buy some games and clothes this month honey, pick well
>>78012557And too stupid to get the play on words, submit to your suomi overlords whore die die die
>>78010063i'm neither of those but ok
I had another nightmare-like dream again, I woke up feeling like there were monsters lurking around the corner and I was too scared to close my eyes in case the monsters were there.I wonder why I get these dreams, the dream itself wasn't even scary it was pretty funny but when I woke up I was very scared.>>78012674Ahh... Haha I get it. Sorry for my stupidity I have the autism.
fat is a mindset
I lost a lot of weight because I'm drinking less and also my previous consistent drinking damaged my digestive tract so I can't eat as muchI'm on that grind brother B)
which one of you tried bullying me on /ck/ yesterday?
>>78012721i guess it really does have to get worse to get better
>>78012773If they didn't want me to hold the bottle they wouldn't have made it easy to grab and perfectly fitted to my hand
I'm scared that if I ever find a potential boyfriend I am gonna get obsessively attached and push him away for it.
>>78010312How was this original damn
>>78012827Because every bottom or women wants to be abused and tops want to abuse. M? I just want love.
july the 1st? i was born today. a long time ago...and despite my birthday wishes the family are still going to abduct me within the hour, and then ill be gone, forever... or about 8days. either way, goodbye, my dear friends; /r9gay/
>>78012843how do i find a handsome top to abuse me and still love me
I need a cute power bottom bf to abuse, bite and bully me
>tfw no bf who [data expunged]
>>78012880gay bottoms do not deserve healthy relationships
good morning devious r9gay, and perhaps good morning to the precious and sweet r9gay as well
>>78012891this but it's tops
>>78012915Why are bottom so evil?
switch bros.... did we win?
>>78012960bottom = daddy issuestop = mommy issues
>>78012971>:(I do NOT have mommy issues
>>78012971what if you have mommy, daddy, and grandparent issues?
>>78012907good morning fren
>>78012988switch it is
>>78013007what if you have no problems?
dont make me start vagueposting, ill really do it
i was a bottom but i think im becoming a top
Today I chose making another work playlist over masturbating before work.
>>78013026what are you thinking about over there, anon?
>>78013026is that really what you think? i don't think you're being honest, think about it, think on it, think before replying
>>78013015then why are you gay
>>78013002that's a beautiful watercolor. i love it!
EW FAGGOTS FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT YOURE A HOMO FUCKING HATE THEM IM FILLED WITH FUCKING RAGE IF PEOPLE WERRE MEANT TO BE GAY THEN WHY DID OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CREATE ADAM AND EVE?????????? ITSFUCKING BLASPHEMOUS. WHY?????? THE HOMOS ARE FUCKING TAKING OVER????? sighs
>>78013059why is anything
>straight behaving gay manowo UwU uooohhhh aaahhhhhh
>>78012793next time a boy asks for my number i'll just say no
https://youtu.be/rdccTOcX7o4?si=azoh5tQUy9b93u19I don wanna hear I don wanna know plz don't say "forgive me"
>>78013063i have a soft spot for nature themed paintings, calms me down
Fixed an issue I was having with steam so finally I can play cod zombies with a friend ;-;
>>78013144i like to use them for desktops and backgrounds, to 'soften' the ui a little bit
https://x.com/notch/status/1646975101152419849
>>78010669No offense meant but do I want to find you? Do you think dating would make either of us happy or are you just saying that out of the convenience of me living nearby soon?
At least I'm happy when I'm escaping from the malaria mosquitoes while I'm disoriented by the gutter oil diet, can you say the same, European?
>>78013440I think I would be happy in Ireland
>>78013396I mean maybe but i don't think i am ready for a relarionship (need to lose weight)
need a bf who writes poetry in the reviews section even though nobody asked
>>78013545Schizophrenia??? That's
>>78013558i like people with active minds. schizos are typically brilliant. too much for their own good, even.
>>78013149Black ops 2
.gg/rE6zfs9HR9Gay chat. Masc men only.
>>78013904can you ban the moderator posting the naked kids? or at least demod him?
>>78013904Woah what's with all the pictures of the naked little girls? Had to leave this server asap after joining
that is why I would never join a 4chan discord. fucking crazies and pedos. I ain't going to prison because some retard was posting cp.
Today's indie game of the da is: beaked buccaneer. It's about a beaked buccaneer. A platformer, a metroidvania (but a very linear one) in which you unlock abilities as you go on and find keys to the gates that hide 4 of the games bosses. Given that it's just 4 bosses and 4 areas it's a very quick game. Controls on keyboard are fucked and to my knowledge can't be changed. Which is a shame and makes a game 0.5 points worse cause it's still super fun for me.
>>78007578Meow onks sulla kordii jotta kautta viestitella?
>>78014068They say that about every server desu Still not joining it because I hate discord but I highly doubt any of what their saying is tru
>>78013529I mean me too but I'm not probably any good for dating now or ever because I am so kuhreezy>>78014348Juu
about to go to aldi, not sure if I should get another steak or not. I really want to try to cook one but after what happened last time (letting it go bad after misreading the date) I'm unsure if I should.
Well what are the chances you would misread the date twice
>>78009717I am the third one.
>>78014379you never know with me. This time I'm going to write the date down on a piece of paper and put it on the fridge so I can check without having to dig it out to look.
>>78009597I will meow a soothing prostate massage.
>>78014407Set an alarm on your phone for one or two days before the expiration dates (maybe earlier in your case, no offense) and it will be easier to remember.You could also try frying some onion alongside it. Search youtube how to do it, it's easier than it seems.
>>78014366Pista se tanne niin lisaan sut huomenna.
Second indie game of the s is: stair tower. In a world where bigger is better and everyone trying to make their game as large and complex as possible stair tower is one of the brave few games that bring back the feel of old platformers. You move left, you move right and you jump. That's it. It has "over 16" levels but I wouldn't know because after dying so many times at so many different levels I think I'm going to call it quits and I swear I probably Bea fucking 16 levels already but ok game whatever. It's not even hard but gets requires too much precision at the later stages which is annoying as precision platformers are probably my least fav subgenre of jumpy's.
Third indie game of the day is: banana 'em up. 20 waves of shoot em up fun (and I'm not talking bullet hell type). Final boss is a space monkey do that was pretty cool.
I am a horny bottom but I don't want to be a horny bottom.
>>78014373I went to Aldi and I got three bags of flourProbably gonna make a bunch of cakes and bread or something
>>78014840You know how to bake bread story? That's awesome.
>>78014858Oh I'm not story I just saw we were talking about Aldi and I wanted to join in
>>78014840You impulsively buy three bags of flour? Three whole bags? You know a cake only takes like 200g and I don't even remember how much a bread takes but no more than 500g for sure.
>>78014877Not impulsively, we normally have a few backup bags of flour because I bake a lot but I kept forgetting to put flour on the grocery list so I just got three to make sure we don't run out again soon.
>>78014719I'm looking these games up and they don't even seem to have any reviews. Do you just buy random new steam games?The only games I've played recently were the Big Catch Tacklebox which was pretty good (but difficult) and Garden Galaxy which was actually pretty tedious/boring.
I haven't baked a normal loaf of bread in a while but here's an old one I didI wish it had bigger air holes in it like sourdough but to get those really tough, flavorful kinds of bread you have to let it rise for like two weeks and use a starter and I don't have that kind of patience
>>78014900Lol I'm not talking to a gay person. Kill yourself faggots, get aids
>>78014939How do I get aids after killing myself???
>>78014939Sir I think you are lost.
>>78014928I'll put some airholes in you, bitch
>>78014430denkoniteMiau
>tfw your decaying corpse gets more sex than you
>>78014928Looks really nice in my opinion. I think last time I made bread it was way denser. Good to know that wasn't just a skill issue.
>>78014962guys help I think this guy is trying to have gay sex with me
>>78014928>bigger air holesit's harder to get those with instant yeast, you'd have to reduce the rise time by a lot and use a hotter oven>flavorful kinds of bread you have to let it rise for like two weekswith a good starter it's 8-12 hours depending on tempI think you mean 2 weaks for fermenting the starter, not for the doughIf you ever want to start a sourdough I recommend using something like orange or pineapple juice to lower the ph, you can have a starter like that within a weeksorry for the unsolicited advice, I'm very autistic about this
>>78015046I mean I use regular yeast and I let it rise overnight for like 15 hours
>>78013904umm guys i joined and someone DM'ed me pics of kids in swimwear wtf????
Was thinking how it would be sweet to have a bf to buy me games instead of me wasting little money I have left. Then aunt gave me few dollars and the feeling went away>>78014926Not random but new yes. I don't play many genres and there aren't many games I like coming out these days so I'm stuck playing indie platformers or beat em ups and a rare fps but those are a unicorn. Ok and some arpgs but I literally only like 2 or 3. I also played almost all games I wanted to that are already out so I have to play new stuff.Big catch seems fun I'll definitely play it more. I don't like difficult games tho -_-
what does indie anon think of the end is nigh
>>78013573No they aren't they just spout unconnected bs stream of consciousness and it seems to you their brain is moving fast but in reality it fails to connect the dots and they end up saying things that make no sense which is why they're on meds. They are delusional. Like medically speaking.
>>78015119Huh. I feel like there's too many games these days and I can't really keep up with it. Though I'm not very picky about genre.Tacklebox is pretty tough and unforgiving, not sure you'll like it if you're not fond of that. The controls definitely take some getting used to.
>>78015081I'm guessing instant yeast or fresh yeast15 hours is way overproofed, which leads to small air bubblesbasically most of the big air bubbles are the ones formed when the dough rises in the oven, instant yeast is very strong, after letting it rise for 15 hours the dough bacteria will not have any energy to rise in the ovenalso, you can trap even more air bubbles by kneading the dough, this will form gluten that keeps the air from escaping
oh to be a teenager again and have some rough naughty fun with another student a few years your senior
>>78014965Should I add this bitch too?
>>78015295these are the people complaining about being virgins. there is no justice or fairness on this planet.
>>78015295frotting sesh with big dick anon is like working a 9 to 5
>>78015295For my whole life i thought i had a big dick then i recently found out that my 6.5 inch cock is actually below average. It's never been more over...
>>78015335if no one ever sees it though
>>78015466yeah we all saw the same tweet anon you aren't funny
I'm a monster on these hoes I'm a monster I like boys with light brown hair ngl
>>78015700I like natural colored hair
how soon until brad develops an attraction to brown boys with brown eyes and black hair
>>78015508>6.5 inch cock is actually below average.What? The average worldwide is like 5.5 inches or less. 6.5 is big.
I will never date somebody with brown eyes
>>78015295I knew someone would link this thread, I just knew.Anyway my thoughts are too indecent to share so I will say nothing.
who wants to get married? who wants to work a job and come home to a happy house and husband? who wants to build a stable long lasting life together?
>>78015295How do I make my dick this big anonsI would be able to jerk off to my own dick if I was that big, would be so hot
>>78015952no I want to be a massive horse dick manthis sucks, this is so unfair, why can't I be that hyuuuge
>>78015952i dont think that they only want it but its not bad to say you drool at an objectively aesthetically pleasing cock
i'm worried about having a lonely life without a family
>>78015897Someone told me 5 inches is only average for asians and indians and that 6.5 inches is small for white people.
Do you guys think people are too mean nowadays? I help and I help and the world does not give back what I give into it.
change what you want to change and say fuck it when you fail or something like that
>>78016040Try scamming the world
>>78015287Why would you lole
Ever wonder what mario would be like if he was brown? Tomorrow I'll find out in: spic mario the game (not available on 3ds)
>>78016040uhum yeah i think reckless naivety is at the heart of loving, you have to be unwavering in your committment to kindness regardless of reciprocity. it's an endless fountain of compassion pouring out of you, like the kindly sun shedding light on everyone.
>>78016131i believe in this unironically
>>78016011You can just google it, the average for americans seems to be around 5.6 while Europe is slightly bigger. Don't believe everything polchuds tell you anon.
I like action and fighting so I should like wind breaker or the god of high school, right? Well no. Even tho they are all action there isn't anything engaging about either. For example in one Baki arc you have 5 death row inmates escape, at the same time Independent of eachother and from different prisons, and come to the same location. That's wild and interesting, you want to see how it plays out. In another arc you have best modern day martial artists test their skills against a caveman who was fighting dinosaurs and beating + eating them. In chimera ants arc of hunter x hunter you have a new species that's evolving at a rapid rate and presents a challenge humanity never faced up until that point. It's a desperate race against time to stop this apocalyptic threat before it's too late.It's not all about the stakes tho, it's about creating memorable scenarios and cool characters you can relate to and/or like. Outside of his design I don't give a shit about wind breaker mc or anyone in that anime. Boring.
>>78016117Well i was talkikg to you earlier in the thread you dumbo
who the fuck blud in the car wit
I need somebody to take care of me like a nurse would and tell me it'll be okayIt makes me burst into tears instantly
>>78016265Okay can you answer the question
>>78015952No I want a smol dicked bf so it's easier to orally please him
>>78016392I did you whore
>>78016432Don't call me a whore it is demean demeow
DMV trip was a successI forgot cash but the lady let me run and get some instead of cancelling my appointmenttime to wait on my new cards and buy a new wallet
>>78015039>b-but muh hags
>>78016378you need me to empty your piss jugs and take your temperature every 4 hours?
>>78016378most stable top ever
boys that cry are cute
>>78016498I see your psyop, muttard
i used to cry when i got really turned on but that stopped a year or two ago, idk why
>>78016702yes but cum jugs instead
>>78016555I'm putting so much effort into my hag era like you wouldn't believelosing weight and doing ass workouts all the timeI WILL be a cute soft-femme hag and I WILL effortlessly pull in my 30s
>>78012596This is how I see it when you bitch and moan about your self inflicted non issues. Whores and cumstaines.
Meow what about me am I cute>AWWWW
I don't make threads that aren't r9gayThis board sucks
I feel like I'm on another level when it comes to those things
FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTAOH YES I AM FROM ATLANTA
Got a burgar and fry with my lemonadeAll the fat is definitely going to my ass, it looks more jiggly than last week
>>78016881Which one of you assholes did this XD
>>78015366>ywn urinate on a boy
no comment (i could but i wont)
I could but not on boys I want to
least gay san fran homo
Ride that shit a little harderAnd I just might make you a starterCurvy waist with peach like GeorgiaI think his bussy wetter than Florida
>>78007578Let's fucking go I wasted another day offWe burn through daylight in this bitch
I should watch anime not talk to you retards. You are dumb and boring anyway cya
>>78017034I can't believe anonymous called me dumb and boringThis is the worst day of my life ;n;
Sipping lemonade in bed mmm
>>78017034you need a big warm hug
>>78017034honestly I'm convinced that this is meow and that the complete and total panic over that one time I talked a lot was just this guyugly ass fin wants to hoard the attention and try to develop orbiters
by telling everyone to die and kys? i will rudemaxx and get a bf
wow I really hate doing maththis is not fun or entertaining at all because I don't give two craps about the underlying theory or having to do a thing and then doing the same thing within that thing over and over again until you get an answer that still doesn't make any intuitive sense
>show interest in a boy>all this does is make them uninterested in mefuck this gay earth
>>78017313Being liked back is scqry
I have never liked back anyone who liked me and no one I have ever liked has liked me back
I'm so autistic that unless someone outright told me they liked me romantically I'd have no idea.
find a boy that is obsessed with you
>>78017420I had a few girls that I BELIEVED that I liked throughout my developing yearsbut once I finally stopped repressing and accepted that I can't actually develop romantic feelings for women everything changedI learned that I was just mirroring their behavior and trying to to gain their approval instead of actually trying to be intimate with thembeing desired like that was a very unique experience thoughI haven't been treated in that way in a very long time and I miss it to some extent
I did get another steak, actually two of them in one package. 1.64 lbs weight. Is this a good size of steak? Assuming just a meal for one. Also the date on it is the 21st so I do have some time to decide when I want to eat it.
>>78017279I'll kill you learning underlying theories is badass it makes you feel like you've got numbers by the ballsI unironically got hard during calculus sometimes because I would think about the Laplace Transformation and how it was like I was forcing the derivative to do what I wanted and it felt almost kinky
I like math maybe
>>78017699I had a diagram in my textbook that put it really well but I couldn't find it on google images so I drew it out to clarify
>>78017886Dude I think you are autistic
>>78017923So did the doctors when I was a kid but they refused to diagnose me because they were worried about how the stigma would affect my schooling and my ability to make friendsIt turns out the autism handled that just fine, diagnosis or not
>tfw no mega nerd bf that solves your bussy like a math equation while calling you a stupid retard because you're too dumb to do mathwhy even live
Stepdad came home after work and asked me about what I accomplished today.I told him "Well, nothing, I suppose""What a bummer. Well, I hope it was fun at least?""I guess so. I got flour, since we were out.""Well that's good."And then he left.I would like one suicide now please. I do not like being reminded I am a failure.
>>78017943it's so cool how they deliberately chose to sabotage you rather than provide support and now that you're an adult struggling in the workplace due to your untreated disability they'll gaslight and act like it's all your fault too
>>78018059Move on to the new one
>>78018047It was honestly one of the best moments of my life when my mom told me they did that because for the longest time I thought no one liked me and I was bad in school because I was just a shitty personAfter I found out I actually had a concrete problem I felt so much less worse about myselfIt's still not great and I still have trouble but at least I understand it a little better
if you met a boy and he texted you every chance he could get and constantly asked to hang out you'd probably get freaked out and ghost him too. don't lie.
>>78018073No if I liked him, obsessive boys who aren't whores are cute
>>78018073Nope, I would be scared he wants to kill me though.
