I have been reincarnated as a gay man editionQot: which (real)country would you want to live in?Qot2: would you want to stay gay or not?Previous: >>78156277
>>78164653Beat me to itJapan or AustriaYes
>>78164601Good luck anon you will make great fortune, untapped market
>>78164691I would like to make a game if I ever get past the baby tutorials but gay robot porn is something I think about far too frequently, especially because the fact that they're robots makes mpreg way easier to justify
https://youtu.be/dQ4wc1cg7gE?si=0_u5lr2wFEIb_F6NJust what we needed, a terminator anime...I say that but I'm watching Isekai suicide squad so not like I have much room to speak on this (it's actually fun)
>>78164653IrelandThe economy probably isnt great there since Britain's is collapsing in on itself so if I just became something simple like a baker and bought a shitty house out in the beautiful countryside I could probably live pretty okayI would definitely want to be gay still even if the area might be more conservative and hostile just because Irish men are way cooler than Irish women
>>78164710make an old school low prod dating sim that is impossible to win
>>78164725I can't believe they made clayface hot
Test. Testing. Hellooo
>>78164733What does low prod mean?Also I want to make character action games because punching and swords are cool
A gay yandere sim would be epic and half the work is already done
https://voca.ro/14f6EatDXVHH
time to cook for the first time since like Tuesday of last week.
>>78164762i dont know the context behind the pictures or if theyre even real code but the part where the teacher's mood is stored as a string instead of a enum or boolean array or something similar is so funny to me.
>>78164863I mean it's been a while since I've programmed anything but I guess it could be a little hard to remember if you just used numbers or something to denote each mood
I remember watching a yt vid where someone was laughing at yandev's code but I have zero context. also didn't he get canceled for soemthing?
>>78164953I had no idea he was this old but he was sexting a 16 y/o as a 35 y/o man
>>78164961Also, he then accused her of abusing HIM because the fact that he was doing this counted as leverage she could use against him in some theoretical scenario, trying to imply that the power imbalance in the relationship favored HER
>>78164941well enums existed in 1958 so are you 90 yrs old or just bad at programming
Finished the Souseki Natsume collection. Very enjoyable. Next up the Alchemist by Coelho
what do you know another weird loser making a weird game where you kill people and take pantyshots outed as a pedo. who would have thought? At this point I assume any weeb/otaku is a pedo.
>>78164978Well I'm not 90 so it's definitely the second one
If I were making a game people paid me for monthly and I never had to finish it I'd probably try not to do controversial stuff
I'd never finish it either, gotta milk that sweet pateron bux.
>>78164982Hidden Technique: [Violent Grape Devour]Also I looked that dude up and he had a baller mustache
my bf woke up at 6 for workI woke up at ~8, sat in bed with the cats for a few hours, smoked two joints, jerked off four times, and had a snack (hard boiled eggs, cheese, rice crackers)it's crazy how different peoples lives can be
>>78165035Man I'm fucking jealousI already get up at 6 for work but I don't have a horny potsmoking bf to come home toI'm not even being sarcastic I want to work hard for someone and come home and get high with him God please grant my wish
>>78165029He seems to be a pretty interesting guy. Gotta check if any of his novels have been translated into finnish or english when I get back home. I wholeheartedly recommend this book at least.
>>78165035why are you jerking off when you have a bf? Even if he couldn't get you off then, save your coom for when he can.
>tfw no bf to save all his coom for me so that the nutrients and tasty semen don't go to waste Waa.
Buying a drawing padThis will definitely be a waste of money
As a bottom it doesn't matter if I jerk off, my cum is at best going into a towel. He should should save up to give me the biggest loads he can.
It is time to pirate>>78165083As long as you have fun it is never a waste! Just be sure not to have so much fun you run out of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcTKN2A9NbU
I might be retarded but if I were to have sex with my bf I would want to wear a condom and have him feed me my pathetic bottom load after he has fucked his virile one into me tbdess
My sister is working with viruses in a lab and someone infected her lab cells with a virus that SHE was supposed to infect them with so now she just has extra virus and she doesn't know what to do with itI told her to just bring it home and have virus friendsHoping we can start an epidemic here
>>78165060>why are you jerking off when you have a bf?horni
>>78165102dude twink death literally MURDERED him
>>78165121I am a top but I love the taste of cum and I would definitely want my bf to share his with meWe could make out with it in our mouths
>>78165126me when ugly man still ugly after a few years
Whenever I get sick I always wanna play Plague Inc.I have half the achievements after about 80~ hours, 70 of those hours while sick and dying
>>78165102This is such an unfortunate videoRest in Peace anime-woman man
Yandere dev looks like the guy who played Jango desu
>>78165134Fine by me as long as I get to keep the tops load in me. I just think me as a bottom wearing a condom is hot.
>>78164782what is this what is this please tell me musicposter what is this i remember you please what is this
>>78165166That's what it sounds like when I jerk off I have a very bizarre and alien penis
Meow so glad I am pure and chaste and would never talk about s*x
>>78165196>he says, while inserting an entire pencil into his urethra
>>78165218Weird fantasy but nope I have never inserted anything in my urethra
elegant ejaculation
sumptuous squirt'ums
>>78165296If you ever say the word squirt'um in my presence I will beat you to death with a rock
>>78164653>Qot: which (real)country would you want to live in?If money wasn't an issue the U.K. Otherwise the states.>Qot2: would you want to stay gay or not?I'd prefer being straight. Its a barrier to my desire of having kids, and I don't want to adopt. My best friend not reciprocating my feelings in the slightest is torturous and another reason to switch up.
https://youtu.be/-Q8xgXP5dPc>tfw no bfWwwwwwaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh
I can't breed ACKK
>>78162644>I like body hair on men but some places should be shaved, like the groinworst worst take. worst. inverted even>>78163755>doctors recommend doctors being paid just to be on the safe sidewe know the drill already. if you feel any new lumps anywhere on your body, get them looked at. usually they are just lipomas (benign fatty blobs/bits.) you can get these cut out if theyre somewhere unflattering but they arent a health risk. if you feel consistently exhausted/feverish or have weird pain for a prolonged period with no obvious cause, get that checked out. if youre paranoid about cancer, feel your lymph nodes behind your ears now and then. if theyre fine, youre fine. if theyre swollen or tender, and you havent had any colds, infections, serious allergy attacks, or other immune system activations recently, monitor the situation every few days. if they stay swollen/tender for a few weeks to a month, or get worse despite you not having any colds/infections/allergy attacks, see a doctor. if you feel hard bits in your lymph nodes, see a doctor right away, you have cancer. they already rolled back mammogram screening for women because the false positive rate was so high, and because tiny/small malignant tumors actually get taken care of by the body naturally a lot of the time. statistically it turned out that most of the additional cases detected by "early detection screenings" would have been handled by the body. the screenings "caught" a lot of cancer but did not actually have any significant effects on overall death rate from cancer. it basically found a lot more incidents of "weak cancer" that we can treat well, but which the body is also good at treating. "strong cancer" on the other hand almost always gets noticed because the person feels sick or notices a fast growing lump. detecting "strong cancer" a little bit earlier didnt turn out to have a significant effect on the survival rate, because "strong cancer" is harder for us to treat either way.
>>78165304salacious squelchers
>>78165317tldr: try not to worry that much. if you feel persistently weird have yourself looked at. beware ragged or growing moles.
>tfw no bf with a musky bush of pubic hair for me to sniff while I choke on his cock
That post did not warrant a wall of that size
an evermore unctuous address
>>78164036remember to call the place a few days after sending the resumeyou can say like "hey i just wanted to check in before i apply to other places" - you can be bold and ask if you can have the email/phone# for the manager/boss for the position so you can talk with them. you can even be candid and be like "so do you think i like have a chance or what?" remember theyre people. putting a voice to your name will put you way higher up on the list. supposedly "normies" do this by finding the manager/boss of the position on social media/linkedin and messaging them there, but i dont have those so i wouldnt know. also do you really want to work someplace that functions on social media shit like that? i think putting a voice to it is a better idea. if you have social media theyll find it themselves anyway. dont bother sending "follow up emails." no one reads those. getting to talk to the manager/boss on the phone first is basically like a cheat code for the interview afterward too. youll already be familiar with each other so you wont have that awkward deer in the headlights thing that people get when walking in to talk with someone youve never met. at least that happens to me a lot. and if the phone call is awkward or you feel like it went bad, thats basically just time saved because then the interview was probably gonna be awkward anyway. >>78165360char limit is 2000 here. thats like 300 words. these are not walls. these are more like curbs.
Awful adviceIf someone harasses me for their status I delete their application
>>78160085update: apparently i was supposed to work on saturday lmao, they texted me friday afternoon and mr boss wouldnt believe that i literally just didnt pick up my phone between now and then. two no-call no-shows (ie one more) and im apparently fired lol. i was like look sir, im only here because i cant stand jobs that involve always looking at screens and texting and emailing. you didnt even give 24 hours notice. my last job i was there a year and a month and i didnt miss a day. i overslept once by a few hours, thats it. that was because he sent out the schedule a week in advance. if theyre not telling you when the truck is coming in til the afternoon before, that sucks, but you should be on their case about it rather than mine i think. ill try to check before i go to bed but i cant be here every day like youve been trying to have me do lately. mr boss was ticked when i walked in as i said but out of the two men scheduled that day only i showed up. the other guy just got a car and now hes probably making twice as much doing ubers and delivery. im guessing he only doesnt want to totally quit cause hed feel bad making las mujeres pick up his work, so hes resolving it by just kind of slouching til he gets fired...so i think mr boss calmed himself down. he literally had to unload *and* unstack pallets of boxes himself today cause it was just me, him and las mujeres. now las mujeres could probably handle it themselves unsupervised, they work really hard, but i think mr boss would feel bad watching women do work that heavy. talked with him after and it turns out hes a software engineer who used to work at oracle and microsoft but quit and went into retail because he ballooned to almost 400 lbs from sitting all day and stress eating. id estimate hes like 250-280 now but hes lost more weight than almost anyone ever loses.>>78165441well youre not giving any advice yourself, are you, desk bitch? if im wrong, type some shit for us. not like youre too busy.
>>78160102you never learned funsorry for your loss
mr debt slave there's this site called blogspot you should go to
story vs this guy blogathon go.
>>78165441by the way, no one with a spark of life and half a brain can stand working around do-nothing drones like you. fact: if being proactive hurts your chances, job would have been pure soul suck.you shitty fuckers literally do nothing all day and actively try to exclude people who do things because they make you look bad. bad news: im coming for your ass one way or the other, and im going to fire every fucking one of you unless you kick it the fuck up. >>78165587no. what will you do now? cry more? i hope thats productive for you. i can tell you in advance it wont affect me.
Sounds like you're gonna be out of whatever shitty warehouse job you have plus the debt you've accrued living irresponsiblyHow do I as a zoomer drone have so much more money than you huh mr expert genius?
fight! fight! fight! fight!YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
when I get home I think I'll try something new with a dildo hopefully it feels nice
>wallschizo more broke than 3dslol
Story I have a business idea for you: start posting in Latin and make your posts as massive as your shits. Let's ruin this thread together equus dominus
>>78165665Being broke requires money and I have 0$
>>78165641how little you know is evidenced by your unawareness of the fact that they dont let just anybody get in real debt. you have to have throughput, and a good amount of it. if i get fired ill have to go back to making 5x as much looking at a screen and yeah, that would really suck! thats what id do with that time anyway. im still making about 10x the weekly paycheck from this place from my other internet thing, but as i said, ugh, screens!the point, if you didnt get it, is that he probably cant fire me because he has nobody else to do the work. are you like dumb?
>>78165641you see, being in business for oneself is like playing the lottery, except people come out ahead on average. and if you do *really* good, or bad, apparently, you can end up president. where will your little treadmill ever get you?
>>78165060I agree with this anon, if you are being taken care of to that extent, you should serve your bf like hes a King
>>78165665>get pay>pay bills>make payments on loans>buy whiskey and biryani>checking account growing anywayi feel like youre the kind of idiot who would put any spare income into paying off any debt you had, even low-interest student loans. that would make you, to be clear, categorically fucking dumb. or just a pure no-balls bitch.
Picture perfect wagie in his cagieMoving boxes all day, negative networth, got it all figured out but he's still broke cuz none of his hair brained schemes have worked out but the next one definitely will I swear guys!!!1The gall these niggers have to offer unsolicited advice when story kun is more successful by doing literally nothing at all but pop his bloody asshole ulcers all day, no wonder you need his neetfortune so badly
>>78165753god youd be mad if you saw my ride. 0.9% interest covid-era loan on 60k, calculate that retard. 3.8 0-60 and the speakers go to 11. how much did you rob the bank for when interest rates were under 1% during covid? you do understand that was fucking free money right? did you really leave it all on the table lmao?
flashy flashybank in the trankbuttons mashyhow you talkin when you have no funshit drives fo free and take off like a gunpumpin mac dre and taylor swiftcape now bitch you might get a lift
got jellybeans in the glove compartmentout the way bitch this shit got armor
You're renting from a bank all you own and you're happyStack boxes or your social credit will evaporate goyclownSchwab my beloved.. you've captured the soul of another retard for the saturn energy portal o7
I keep trying but I'm really tired. I don't feel so well right now. I got mad at a friend. Things really are not going well and haven't been for some time.
>>78164653I hate every moment I spend in this general, any moment I'd spend with my fbf beats an eternity in this shithole.It's better to be gay than bi cause it makes the love and lust for my fbf more pure, and I wouldn't want a gf over a bf anyway, so I'll stick to gay.
You deserve a bf so find one sir
The uncomfortable realisation that if I could just drop 15 pounds I would easily be an 8/10
>>78166337This just means you're already an 8/10 for guys who like chubby dudes
>>78165734>>78165035this, all stay at home bfs must take care of their bf making their life a easy a possible
>>78166478I disagree I want to take care of my stay home bf and give him a cozy life if he wants to help out he can but if he's willing to put up with me he deserves the royal treatment, even if he doesn't work
I'm sorry for lashing out at you today friend. I'm tired, but I love you.
God I'm so fucking happyEven though I don't have a bf, even though I'm in a deadend job, even though I have no future and my life is going nowhere this world is just so full of wonder and joyAnons how do I share this Please let me put some of this into your minds you all deserve some of itWhy am I so content, why am I so filled with peace?Take it from me, for the love of God, you don't deserve to feel so sad when I feel so happyFucking take it anon, why can't you take it from me!?
>tfw no bbc sissy hypno bf
>tfw no bf who is ok with me having sex with women once a month he can watch if he wants
>>78166602Why would he want to watch sex with a woman? Icky
>>78164653>qottScotland because I like cold weather and its cheaper up there
I just used 30 minutes to edit a straightoid red riding hood erotica to male/male mpreg so I can fap to it later, am I too far gone
>>78166606I don't know, I like subby bottoms maybe he is into humiliation like that
>>78164653>which (real)country would you want to live in?a whiter part of the usa since i already live here but if we're talking foreign country i'd say canada or maybe new zealand
>>78166622Yes, you filthy degenerate, that's an absurd and disgusting waste of your time why the fuck haven't you posted it for us
mpreg is genuinely puke worthy, to ruin the one thing we have going for us (not having another creature growing inside you and turning you fat and gross). I would kill all of you if could. Fornowieill sleep.
>>78166635It's not in english so it wouldn't amount to much for any of you
>>78166624Humiliation I can kinda get but involving women... ew
>>78166641I want to get pregnant just to knowIt's supposed to be one of the most difficult and life changing experiences a human can have, and I want to test myself
>>78166641Not a huge fan of pregnancy but breeding is super hot
>>78166649Is it in a language that uses latin characters? If so, I can work with that.
>78166631oh yeah and also i actually don't know. i'm perfectly happy with being gay but i despise gay culture. being straight wouldn't be so bad i think but girls don't play video games so i wouldn't be sure
A spider got on my pajamas, almost touched my body and for this he had to die. It triggered a one minute chase but it felt like eternity. I can rest now. He is no longer with us. Rest on piss.
>>78166671It's full of untranslatable slang and also embarrassing so no dice
i shaved my face and legs and ass and cockenuts and pits today also my dog got in a fight with a pitbull
>>78166650You are a bottom which makes you a fake women for guys who can't get women *facts sound effect*
>>78166686god damnit why must god torment me so
imagine being scared of something only because it had 8 legs. being afraid of spiders is a huge red flag. they are our friends. you are scum.
>>78166689Is your dog alright? I fucking hate shitbulls
>>78166702Arachnophobia pisses me off because of all the bugs spiders are objectively the least scaryThey're so cool looking and they don't move in a spooky way
>>78166602it's only okay if she has sex with me too
>new zealand nobody talks about old zealand :c
>>78166717BIBIBIBI-SEXUAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLThat was the fanfare that plays when you leave goodbye
>>78166696Why do you care so much lol
>>78166734If you were so invested in it that you spent all this time editing it it's probably really saucy also I really like getting porn from unconventional places like 4chanErotica you stumble upon is way hotter than when you actually seek it outSurprise porn
I wonder why r9bi didn't exist past the first editionIs it perhaps because they're parasites that feed off gays to convert to their pussy lover ideology hmmmmm
I don't want insects crawling on me. You being a whore is a bigger red flag. Choke on spider cum or whatever you dirty midget.
>>78166714Lmao what an ugly face ahahahahaha
My spider bf is creating a web outside my window that has a hole in the screen catching all the useless bugs trying to get in, I love him so much..
>>78166764You big mean bully that wasn't very nice of you to say*pouts and shits my pants* >n<
>>78166746It just has the main character finding a condom trail leading to the cottage of a horny, hung and charming middle aged man and then they fuck
>>78166756Bishits are usually too busy trying to convince themselves that they're actually straight to keep their own thread going
>>78166776>ywn follow a condom trail through the woods to meet your fbf
>>78166756Correct! They were always here from the start but whenever they tried to make their own thing it quickly failed every time lmao
>>78166674apologies for the pic itt but this girl was a pro level tf2 player til her hand got carpaled or smth. never played for money though, i assume cause the tournaments are so sweaty. after that she played mostly wow and ff online. she would occasionally show up to cons cosplaying orcs or kylo ren and proceed to wreck everyones shit to pieces if there was a casual fps tourney lol. she hasnt really posted in 4 years but last i knew she lived in hawaii and worked as a pizza dispatcher
I wear the tuxy in tf2, I'm such a.. manncel
>>78166788Yeah I wonder if DoL has a new version out
Everybody talking about a man in a dress but no one is talking about a ma that dress to impress
Do not litter latex in a wooded area psycho
Whats with people drawing atrocities and human rights violations in Steven Universe style or worse, anime? It looks stupid.
>>78166837It was on his own property and just because he was breeding some slut and didn't have time to clean up before another faggot knocked on his door to get their needy little holes filled
>>78166867I would post examples but i don't want to diss the people who got fucked. It's already enough humiliation. Also the dude who immolated himself in front of Israeli embassy. How could you fuck your aesthetics up so bad?
what class do bottoms play in tf2?
>>78166823Bro on what fucking planet is this Kamen Rider BuffaWhere are you getting this art from I literally had to google which Kamen Rider this was
>>78166872God please just post a link I promise I'll pretend whatever female foreign language pronouns it uses are male
>>78166896medic obviously but i also mained soldier and engineer cus my computer was so shit it could barely run 20fps on toaster settings
>>78166896All bottoms are soldiers and scouts
>>78166837Also thank you. I didnt understand the psot in the first go.
>>78166915Same with the potato computer but I played a lot of heavy and got sniped and backstabbed a ton
>>78166896Never played it I only play singleplayer games
>>78166896Sniper and spy because they are hot and I want to suck their peepees>>78166913I literally just said I edited it to be male
>>78166923And soldier too but he isn't hot so does not count
>>78166935I know but I figured you had the edited version on a text file on your computer and the original was on a website so it would be easier to link
Literally all I want in life:https://youtu.be/6AIa3kdKFhg?si=KfV-fbrL4QnOBsGb
https://x.com/XO_BrwnSkinV/status/1812489853986042285?t=MoJ4MT_s-siXwS8kpcklsQ&s=19Is this women joking? What the hell does this even mean? So it's non sexual because they aren't explicitly sexing each other? What? Why does this have so many likes?
Is this all it takes to entertain low iq shitskins is niggers on xitter -_-
>>78166969i only saw season one of bluelock but it was pretty goodthe opening rocked ass I loved it
>>78166899I like that artist, which is how I found it, and the guy is dressed so well, which is why I saved it. Kamen rider is a cringe show.
>>78166934Chad take, fuck mp scum
How fucking ironic when you have most definitely have gazzilions of "I hate n*ggers" videos on your watch time. N*ggers are the blood of 4chan.
>>78167005I'll fucking kill you you worthless waste of human flesh Kamen Rider is the best show ever made and you're literally less than dirt on the soles of a Rider Kick
Isn't it funny poo situation in India is so bad UN had to make educational song/videos to get them to use toilets?
>>78167044It's looks so fucking larpy and meant to sell plastic to children. Though I wouldn't lie, the American one was decent.
>tfw no bf to play zomboid withhe can go out to fight zombies, and I can stay home to cook ramen noodles~
Is this how enlightenment is achieved when you aren't bathed in cow dung? Doomscrolling a nigger's xitter timeline?
>>78167062You're going to hell for even daring to say that about Kamen Rider Ryuki
>>78167044I actually wrote a pretty mean reply shitting on that show in detail but since my friend is a massive fan I decided I shouldn't post it. Not like he would see it but feels wrong. But I don't like rider.
>>78167070I dont even know her. It came on my timeline for some reason. Also only naturalist retards bath in Cow dung but Ganges in its current state is bad enough.
>>78167089>I couldn't come up with any actual flaws with it so I'm gonna be a bitch and pretend I didEat your own ass
>>78167087Idk looked larpy as fuck and Japanese can't act. Sorry if thats rayciz, but this is true. I think they do it on purpose. Chinese would make infinitely better real life anime stuff.
Puttin asian men in tight suits huh
Imagine being indian. No seriously try to imagine it. How long would you last before killing yourself?
If you kys God will reincarnate you there againWhat did the 1 billion souls banished to the jeet realm do in the past I wonder to warrant such a terrible fate
>>78167110THE CHINESE LITERALLY JUST RIPPED IT OFF AND CALLED IT ARMOR HERO BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME IT WAS
>>78167105I said what I said you pathetic bitch. It's already hard to let it slide but keep this up and I'll break your typing hand. Stoopid ass power ranger freak.
Also I am not actively seeking enlightenment. I dont want to.PS:Why do Wypipo have the highest rate of offing themselves in US?
>>78167126Yeah no surprises here. They also had their own Beyblade and it was decent.
Because they get to live next to shitskins like you *drum sound*
>>78167140Literal toilet goblin you are, you will die alone and Kamen Rider will go for another 50 years and when you are dead and forgotten people will still be getting hype over rider kicks
I guess i would be keep posting here then.
Hell naw this nigga ain't suckin no Chinese dick up in this thread we don't stand for that foo
>>78167110this is a concept called "camp" siryou probably dont like 1960s batman either. in other words theres a stick up your ass
I love this hair, 50% of asian males have this exact cut state mandated and it's good
>>78167178Well Kamen Rider looks cringe.
>>78167154jesus the chinese really don't give a single shit huh
casus belli dismantle ccp industry in guangxi
>>78167188Even Power Rangers feels less cringe than the stuff it took from. Though I would admit that Kamen Rider has cooler stuff, but only when the frames are still.
>>78167178Why would I like goofy, childish overreactions and ugly costumes?
>>78167186Bro the early 2000's Heisei riders all had this fluffy mane and it was so god damn hot
I fucking hate you never forget that
What is the state of momkillers anus?
>>78167229I'm currently in here taking a look around, I'll be able to give you a full assessment in about a week. Still, it's pretty roomy in here, I bet he might even keep his mom's corpse in here somewhere.
>>78167200Looks sick >>78167213Chinese win the aesthetic game again.
im apparently gonna have to make my own gifs of handsome day clothes 1960s bruce wayne. he just might be my original daddy>>78167188>cringe>>78167209are you the guy who also doesnt like when food tastes good? if not, how many of you are there? i hope you just dont like superheros at all, that would be fine. but youd better not be one of those fucking clowns who thinks theyre serious. batman is just a regular hero anyhow, like le noir faineant.
https://x.com/Afaggaal/status/1812912845119758522?t=qBuyaug-CwaXU8CnB99kOQ&s=19What's this thing? Looks too dry to enjoy. Maybe it's is sugary inside.
I am so god damn tiredI need to stop drinking teaI wanna stay up late doing bullshit since I don't have work tomorrow and I know even if I get a full night's sleep I'll still be tired all fucking day tomorrow because sleep is a fuckign scam
>Even the Kamen rider fag has a job A Black day
I know that feel, I'm lighting up a meth pipe rn u_u>GAYKA
Rampant drug abuse might be the reason behind suicide rates for Wypipo. I guess Black people with drug problems just die in some kind of gang violence.
>>78167330I mean it's not a real job I just wash dishes for 30 hours a week to pay off collegeIt's not a career or anything I can't support myself
You try jenkem yet jeetoid? Surely the gutter has some fresh batches cookinThere's your enlightenment right there
https://x.com/basic_chanel/status/1813002740832084270?t=YEralVGB0xMv8XXJ0TUhoA&s=19I get the flattering angles stuff but women also look kinda like this after 20s.>>78167380Sucks but atleast you have a degree lined up. I also hope I nail it this time.
It took over twenty minutes but I finally found some decent twink feet content that I haven't seen beforeThis is the highlight of my day
>>78167442>20 minutesThat's some dedication right there, avid researcherYou are the hope for the future of America
It actually feels like you have a desire to try Jenkem. Just go ahead, can't be worse than fentanyl.
you're about to see why they call me solid snake
>trannypostingsaar this is /r9gay/ do not redeem saarr
It was an anti bullying PSA.
i pronounce xitter as "shitter"
>>78167480I huffed jenk before your balls had dropped, zoomer
>>78167507I hope you are in a better place now.
>>78167483Jesus Christ look at Little Mac's bulge
This randomly appeared on my TL. Does any of you folx know what the context?https://x.com/Keshuu_16/status/1812569423628190187?t=Wi-K6eS_hmnMqhyLFu_AOA&s=19Trigger warning: puppy giving a blowie
the same way you guys don't open vocaroo links i don't open xitter links
I open vocaroo links thoughbeit but it's too boring to listen all the way and also feels weird.
Think I'll continue my Austria Hungary game
>>78167442Based persistent footfag
>>78167531looks like some friends talking to each other. what do i win
>tfw no bf who knows how to correctly use 'thoughbeit' in a sentence
Wholth is a good word
>>78167574When I played Victoria 2, there was a factory glitch which made me quit the game. Prussia became the greatest power in 1860s I guess. This glitch kept coming up.>>78167583Ok but what's with the image.
Also I have been meaning to say this since last three days, but kept forgetting.>There are unironically chuds in this world who have watched "Europa the last battle to the end." Hahahaha that shit is like 12 hours long. This is worse than watching Naruto filler hahaha
idk what any of this has to do with r9gay thougbeit
I dont know what to talk about really, but it's only random shit being posted here anyways.
You aren't gay so I'd say fuck off mayhaps
>ywn watch a 12 hour long revisionist history documentary with your bfWhy even live?
>>78165556update: im retarded, the guy with the car is colombian. he probably called off today for important reasons
How do gay people post? Also it feels like weird to defend oneself against that allegation. Bizzare really. I will not try to.
jeetoid and wallschizoid should add each other over discord, you guys can babble to back and forth all day long>>78167725>>78167729neither of you are gay, you're both annoying retards with sub 80 iq, it's perfect really
>>78167684you can tell me how to get an r9gay gf
>>78167737Isnt Schizoid the quite type? Not the voices in head type? >You aren't a fag Also hmmm why do you think so because you keep bringing it up? >>78167747So many incels here. Pick one.
Posting tranny nigger xitter pages is more of a /gaygen/ thing >>>/lgbt/Your kin inhabit the other board
wallschizo should add me instead. we would be best friends easy :)
>Posting tranny nigger xitter pages is more of a /gaygen/ thingSo you are not gay but you must post in "gaygen"? Also how are these things mutually exclusive. Also there might be transgenders there. I dont get along with them.
>>78167821>i dont get along with themwhy
>>78167838if you have to ask, you are one
You talk to them over discord and post their pages here, why? Nonsense
>>78167838They are very self centred and touchy about their identity, and I can't keep my mouth shut so I keep asking them what's going on in their heads. I think I should have just read "sex and charcater" and be done with it. But books feel limited. I got banned from consecutively for multiple faggot servers because they kept getting offended despite my best efforts.
Which page did i post? Also I am not talking to any transgender on anywhere.
I finally listened to my voicemails from last week and it turns out I left my debit-card in a cash point. The bank still have it but I wish they'd have just sent an emailI hate phones
>banished like the hebrews from 109 gaycords
>>78167894Good thing a paki didn't find it
>>78167894it gets worse, have you heard of this thing called apps? ppl will be like why did u not respond to my snapagram on whatstatok and im like
>>78167894Why do you listen to your voicemails a week late, I get not answering the calls because you're autistic or something but at least keep up with it somewhat even if you don't answer. I dunno. Surely there's an app, unless its a local credit union set up.
I would read bible further if it didn't feel like Folktales stuff. There is archeological value, but the wannabe Idol/sky/grove/river/mountain worshipper stories feels goofy. The Pharaoh stuff was also a chore to read.
>>78167851would that mean you dont get along with me :'r
>>78167935ppl can send me letters if they want to talk. i check my mailbox once every two months. voicemail, never. >>78167938theres an excellent illustrated genesis by r crumb. pics may help you
>>78167903kek life is full of small mercies>>78167922I'm glad I just have an old nokia so I couldn't use any of those apps. Seems like too much stress >>78167935Voicemails also make me anxious and I figure if it were important I'd also have received an email or if it was a family matter someone would have told me irl so I tend to forget about them
>caring enough about anything that's ever happened on this planet to be bothered by whether or not a history documentary is revisionist
America started the Great War to destroy Austria Hungary and the Central Powers, ruining the world foreverbeledat
>>78167903if i sit in a fast food spot to wait for my thing, theres like a one in three chance a middle eastern guy will think im silent begging and offer to buy me food lol. am i that skinny?
>>78167947But there is enough biblical art for every chapter.Its not the problem anyways,Its that it doesn't feel the like value is there in the stories embedded in fantasy.
>>78167965If you want to waste 12 hours then might as well watch something that actually happened.
>>78167980If I saw a 20>bmi twink loitering at the local maccy's I'd probably buy him a burgar as well
https://x.com/RealHypnotic1/status/1812867429212549327?t=KB8kxJnuWCh0VgtN1Ff-nA&s=19This video is funny and my head hurts for some reason. I eat not much and almost zero fast food but still not lean. Sad life.
If you're gonna post twitter stuff at least post something interestingThe /r9k/ user that attempted to dome Donaldhttps://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1812971491417551282
Not clicking on that shit desu
>>78168041I can only post what's on my timeline and the Trump getting shot stuff is obnoxious. I wonder what pushed this guy though. Looks nice enough. Sad.
>>78167981its intensely fascinating to think about what original events may have inspired these passed down memories. the entire thing was in fact orally transmitted until quite recently in historical terms. that there are fairly date-accurate correlations between various events and things we've learned in more recent years from discovering ancient egyptian & other records is fairly shocking. its fascinating to think about things like, why did they end up saying methuselah lived 900 years? well, you know, in older times, they didnt have records, and if there was a guy so old he was older than everyone else, like say 110 and the next oldest person was 75, he would basically seem infinitely old to them. in the course of oral transmission, intentional hyperbole often gets multiplied and mixed with fact. as in, "he looked like he was a thousand years old" turns into "he was a thousand years old" quite easily over the course of, you know, a thousand fucking years of telling and retelling. but yeah if its apparently the first book youre trying to read ever, i guess it would seem random lmao. i hope youre still in school
>>78168018im not sure if you fat fucks are trolling me at this point. since WHEN is 20 bmi skinny. 20 bmi is smack well inside normal on literally every chart, unless theyve sized them all up again. skinny *starts* at 17. fatass.
>>78168081This is a rotund country sir, below 30 is skinny here
>>78168073Ok alright but you didn't have to diss me in the end though. Also I guess its "Golden ages" stuff again, recurring trope in mythos.
im 18.8bmi and everyone says im skinny. everyone
>>78168091if you actually finished grade school already you should sue them for malpractice. not a diss, you were robbed
>>78168089"less fat" is not "skinny" chungo. its gonna be so funny when wall e people start claiming all pics of normal human beings from the before times were lies somehow.
I had a first who was around 20 and he wasn't skinny but lean/muscular.https://x.com/DlaminiLusiwe/status/1812742605756616750?t=Sq-zf_2-CFxMsQjipt_hRQ&s=19How is this not censored?
>>78168102I dont know what grade school means, but I have heard this word many times.
>>78168081>skinny *starts* at 17. fatass.I'm at 16.7 do I win a prize?
>>78168110why would that be censored you cant see any of the parts
>>78168120This is the guy who needs a few burgers
>>78168125But the a(dollar sign)(dollar sign) is clearly visible.
https://x.com/whyyoutouzhele/status/1812798248244949092?t=44b_r46JR5T6H9nK6pSILA&s=19Looks Uma Delicia. Time to go for today.
>>78167947This is retarded, I get preferring the communication method but it just isn't feasible in the current year to expect things to be handled entirely through mail when there's 10 other more instantaneous methods.>>78167961Voicemails make you anxious why? I get a call, but if it's to that extent why how aren't you crippled by the world?
>>78168127>burgersI don't really like burgers I would rather roast duck and vegetables or a homemade pie if I get to choose
if voicemail is an issue simply dont setup the voicemail
>>78168162>how aren't you crippled by the world?I am which is why I'm a neet though its hard to explain why things make me anxious; I get panic attacks over the most trivial of things>>78168184I've never setup voicemail but people can still leave me messages. I think its already setup on the sim card
>>78168162then you dont get to talk to me? bye? lol?
>tfw no bf to exchange letters with
>tfw no bf who wants to talk to me
i wish i was at home on my computer
>tfw saving my bf from abduction
>ywn receive a letter from your bf with footpics enclosed within
>>78168227these still work! if you have a jack anyway. and the basic kind doesnt support voicemail. it literally just rings and rings until you pick up or they hang up. it will confuse the fuck out of people calling kek. service for them is cheap as sin too. im being somewhat hyperbolous, i do send emails, but i genuinely do not text or respond to texts almost ever, and i dont use any apps unless absolutely forced for one reason or another
>>78168227>I am which is why I'm a neet I was going to rebutt saying you have a debit card somehow, but I figure it's for neetbux. I assumed it was a normal, having a job situation somehow.>>78168234I think that's fine, but you can't complain about not being communicated with in the way you want which is outdated by most people's standards.
>>78168305if i want to communicate, ill find you. im hard to find, but i come out of the blue.
>>78168291Fucking perfect. I'm now seriously considering getting one with a rotary dial for the sake of nostalgia
ring ring ring banana phone
>>78164653I feel like northern italy would be nice but I am probably just VGHing
I think I want a cis girlfriend
only now did i just get the idea to leave my phone number as my mii plaza streetpass greeting while i was at the convention
i was actually thinking of setting it as my mii name but i didn't want people online to see my number. fuck. maybe next year.
>>78168419THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
>>78168279>my bfhmm how about as a first date? right now. with me?? save me...
>>78168419Fuck that I want a successful bf that I can vicariously live through
>>78168473that sounds really distant. wouldn't you be involved in stuff by default so it's not vicarious?
>>78168041all the people in the replies hating on this guy because... he gave some famous guy a little cut on his ear.irl version of two minutes hate.
>>78168486If he's the one actually doing shit and I'm just there supporting him I would still feel like I was living through him as a result of my own inability to make something of myself alone.It wasn't meant to be distant I'm just depressed about my lack of talent or inability to recognize whatever skills I have
bored and cant sleep cant watch cant listen to music
I realized the reason why I hate all of you is because I hate common menThis is a formal apologyI should have never taken something so broad (but true) and applied into all of you specificallyI thought we were similar but we are not>literally who are you?Why, I'm me!
>>78168626The type demon curse strikes againInto should be it to
>>78168626i forgive you, but what did i do in the first place
>>78168631Typo!Someone really sat there and made that happen lol
>tfw no depressed twink bf
>>78168640Idk depends on who you are desu but there's no expectation that you'll reveal that cause there shouldn't be
>>78168651help i dont know what to do
There are two wasp families that made their homes in one of my sheds. One nest is twice as big as the other. They have a decent amount of eggs.I think they are either still sleeping or have just woken up. One of the wasps was dozing off on the front door of the shed (silly fella!) and when I opened it, it just hid under the door frame and dozed off again. They are busy all day around the eggs and it gets quite hot in there, so they must have a high tolerance for heat!
>>78168626If you do not love the common man then you are no brother of mine
>>78168706thank you, anon. i really needed that tonight
>>78168742I don't hate the commonality of men who are common, god fuck offI hate what makes them commonFucking brutality
>>78165802>>78165818>>78165844https://voca.ro/1cMMRVV68ez9apologies to mr pic
I only want one thing from a boyfriend. He'll drop 700mg of dxm with me and it will mean as much to him as it does to me
>>78168675but that's a lieyou always know what to do, right?that's the fragile foundation of your entire laughable excuse for a personality
>>78168771Mm, is the answer "nothing"?
Nearly done with my ER playthrough so I'll need something to whittle away the hours with. Mayhaps I'll replay the good Silent Hill gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8SZx3f3yqE
>>78168782Only if he's as retarded as the rest of you lolWhich he wouldn't be, if I ever chose him in the first place
>>78168794I just thought it was some fun nihilist debauchery business, cut me some slackIs the chemical important to you or is the experience of the two where you pull the meaning from?
>>78168781no i really dont know what to do
>>78168771Honestly I'd probably do anything my bf stuck in front of me if he vouched that it was worthwhile. Internet says it'll provide euphoria and hallucinations which I think could be interesting to experience
acid's better, you can trust me on that
>>78168804why would you think that offhandI don't really believe youpeople usually only expose themselves to chemicals that are harmful to their health because of it what it means to them, regardless of whether or not that meaning is "healthy"cost benefit has to have a benefitit's important to me and it's also important that I do it with a partnera partner who isn't willing to know me on that level isn't a partnerneither is anyone who forces it on me
The only drug my bf and I would need is LIFE :D
>>78168825it's absolutely not and never has been, but normies have weird neurochemistry
im not interested in drugs or anything. i hope this okay
>tfw no bf to indulge in the use of chemicals with
>>78168816eh that's a thing but you have to make sure you get exceptionally caring vibes from anyone who goads you into something like thatit can be life enhancing or it can be life ruiningintroducing your bf to drugs requires a lot of responsibility and intimacy
>>78168840if acids not better for you, you were the normie all along
>>78168940normies worship serotonergic psychedelics but okay gg here's your medal (it say leave me the fuck alone on it)
it saysit SAYSGODFUCK OFF
i m ur worst nightmare anoon oOOOoOOOo
i wish i had someone fun to talk to right now. i wish i was fun to talk to
now watch as the vultures swoop inthis thread is broadcasted globally and like anything that is, it's entirely corrupt
i hope you have a good night and sweet dreams
I can feel the youthful zoomer energy
who is he speaking to and what are his motives?
I am going to feed my dog some chicken. At least that'll remind me that I'm important to something
people I could have loved on a chemical level always rejected meso I guess I have to be even more weird about it
>>78168995important for the mass murder and torture of the majority of mammals on the planet
>>78168995The best part about giving dog chimken is that every chimken is the best one ever
>>78169008I'm sure that's exactly what they're thinking when you open their chest cavities with a knife
holy shit if I get dubs I'm getting high as a kite please grant me this
doing it anyway obviouslyyou expect too much from meand tell me I'm so much less understanding than I am
you're living in a dream world, neo
>>78169032hell yeah, thank you anti-nuggy brother <3 i luv u
anyone who wants to battle demons tonight pls bf me thx
Your demons or mine?
>>78169106I'd start with yours as a sign of good faith but mine would proliferate into itThey corrupt anyone who's close to me if they can
>tfw no bf with strong faith and energy to vanquish demonic entities
Hating demons is a big red flag. If anything you humans are the real evil presence in this world.
I talked to someone else from here and he was a "savior"
>>78169137this does not conflict with my ideological understanding of what a demon is
I just want to get lost in a moon frenzy tonight without worrying about demons and people or anyone except mewow extended trolling so funny but it wouldn't be if you grokked it
>>78169137well you seeI can fix them
>>78169184there's nothing to fix
>>78168950acid is interesting in that it has very nifty visual effects for some portion of the population, basically no effect for some portion of the population aside from a vague buzz, and makes another portion of the population go zip zap bonkers. (in a bad way.) if you dont see the swirlies and the breathing clouds, we aren't very much alike. doesnt sound like youve tried it, though, because you're speaking by categories. dxm seems like knockout crap for the brainless to me, but having not tried it, i won't opine. another interesting thing about acid is that you dont get the visuals again from another dose until a month or so has elapsed. youll merely get the vague buzz. if someone says they do le acid every day, theyre either lying or theyre not someone who experiences it in the full way. this is very common knowledge and yet so many people be lying or unwittingly revealing they don't actually get fuckall from acid kek.
it is timeyour queen meow shall rule you forevermore
Why. That's all I can really ask, is why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT8FwibMG4s
>>78169196oh, and one more interesting thing about acid is that screens dont look any different. if someone says they took acid and watched things on screens and it was soooo crazy, theyre lying or have no idea what soooo crazy is actually like.
>>78169196you literally get the exact same reports from dxmthey call it the third rule1/3 are like okay nothing happened1/3 are like okay that's nice1/3 it's like the fucking rapturechock it up to neurochemistry imo, personally I'm grateful for itdissos are more gentle than classical psychsI'm not big on serotonergic psychs, I don't like the body high
>>78169206she was a woman all along you moronthe rhythm of your gay thread has been dictated by a literal female all along
>>78169222you need to stop speaking by categories. it reveals you have no clue what you're talking about.the acid experience of which i speak is neither "that's nice" nor "the rapture" bur rather "coooooooool" and there is no body high.you also have to be in nature, or around lots of people. not just looking at a screen in any case. that should go without saying for all drugs, really, but i never know with screenbies these days.
>>78169248this is why I hated drug forums and I hated druggies who brought their forums here to loosh farm
>>78169247I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about me and why everything has decidedly gone to shit. I have no one else to vent to this stuff about so I'd rather just throw it out to the void and hope it does something.
>>78169253dont get me started on "research chemical" retardsliterally no one is less fun
>>78169254okay but you were so nospecific you can't really blame meI'm sorry );
>>78169262research chemicals are literally just the original drug in question but substituting one halogen for another most of the timeno one is more fun, you suck
>>78164653any advice fags >>>78169153
>>78169264It's okay, it wasn't your fault. I actually wish I could really stick it to a specific person right now but for a number of different reasons, can't. I let myself get walked over for too long, now that I know he doesn't care about me I see no reason to treat him with that level of respect anymore. I wish I could just scream in his face and make him see how badly he's fucked me over.
>>78169281you have a female wired braingive in or resist until death
>>78169273feeling the need to fuck around like that just tells me your acid trip wasn't diddly squat. not that you've had one, apparently, tot.
>>78169287five months left until groomers and pushers are purged from the planet
>>78169281mentally conditioning yourself is actually pretty easy but it's also very likely to be harmful if DIY and in the long term you're probably better off just living in a way that makes you feel comfortablewearing clothes or some kind of decoration doesn't make you any less of a man and if it's not a sex thing then what's the problemthe way to man up is to live up to who you happen to be, not try and bury it
how many seeds does an individual pumpkin have?>>78169294I mean okay I forgot where this was even going sogood job
its also not thirds. stop reading shit shat out by turds. the people who freak are pretty cool people, just fucked up or in too deep. like one in twenty or maybe a hundred. theyre fine after they come down from the rafters, and might live different, a bit. theyre not shattered.
It's like you deliberately choose the worst ways to represent meDo more acid bro surely that will save you
I hope your superiority complex kills you, cursiveIf only because it means your useless assault on me will end you stupid bitch
ababababbaba uhhhhhhh
I don't care anymore, cuntYou used the fact that I wanted to know you against meThey out there favor you for some reasonAnd they used to do the same for me to before you, and I will never forgive you
>>78169366ive done acid three times in my life, plus once i took an old tab that was in my freezer for years and pretty weak by then. when next i & someone want to get a little intense, we might take a tab each, or split one. do you see the difference between your present attitude & mine?
>>78169438opportunity? ambient joy? what's your point lmao? it sounds like you're just trying to dab on me because you have friends and I don'tthanks, go fuck yourself, why are you even here?
>I'm happy and have acid and you're not and don'twowthankshow fucking enlighteningwhat even is this thread
ironic bullshitfuck all of you
hhmmmmmmm erm erm lol
r9g should be renamed cbgcunty bitch general
a literal fucking tranny making fun of me
my thighs jiggle so much i need to make them firm
well I did it again, went to sleep very early and didn't get my trash out. Now I got to do it in the dark while the heroin addicts are about.
>>78169511cock and balls general (post cock and balls)
My throat being sore post my bf ramming his cock in there and emptying his balls
my bf better not cum down my throat, I want to taste every drop of it. I'll swish it on my tongue and only swallow when he tells me to like a good little bottom.
time for pre lunch napdeath to horny posters
>>78169743Die bottom scum rrreeeee>>78169753Death to you horny is good
sorry, this bottom is in heat and needs a dick in him.
thou'rt unfit even to graft
>>78169766I need it way more, get in line peasant
I'm tired even though I just got up, my head hurts, I'm hungry as fuck and I have to take out the trash. wahhhh where brown houseboy?
bring back slave auctions NOW
>tfw ywn see story in a white suit on his porch drinking lemonade while 3ds mows the grass.
Is it bad to sell gifts from family? I'm kinda conflicted cause it was the last gift my grandfather gave me but I don't enjoy it much anymore. I probably will try not to get rid of it to be honest unless I get a good amount for it.
What is first of all and the last gift? Heck no I would keep that just because.
>>78164653goooooooood afternoon anon-samaqot 1 - i'd rlly like to live in taiwan some day. the food looks delicious, taipei is one of the prettiest cityscapes ive ever seen and mandarin is a vry cool language that i enjoy studying lots. plus chinese boys r cuteqot 2 - probably, yea. sometimes it annoys me that i get associated with "fag culture" perse but women r such a pain that i consider myself blessed i don't have to deal with all thatim very very sleepy right now. i wanna sleep but i need to brush my teeth first... yet im too lazy to get up to brush them
>>78169936Yea. I was in over my head trying to sel it ngl.
Wwwaaaaaa where bf wwwwwaaaaa I wanna cuddle wwwwaaaaaa I wanna pester a man wwwaaahhhh I wanna paw at some nice dude until he gets annoyed wwwwwaaaa
>>78169942so what exactly is it? You never said.
grandma's ashes
relatable Krusty the Clown picture
I need to take out the trash but I'm just too tired, back to bed.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the LordHe is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are storedHe hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift swordHis truth is marching onMeow where bf
I went through my closet. I found a lot of my sisters stuff. Or at least whatever she didn't care to take. Court documents, dolls, and some old toys from when I was very young that I remember playing with. I remember really looking up to my sister and wanting her approval. But she didn't like me. She used to beat me up a little. She had a lot going on I suppose. I can't blame her too much. I'll check the other closet tomorrow. I was able to find like one building block thing from when I was younger in there. I'm sweating like a pig and smell of dust now.
Is it normal to feel physically ill when I get really horny
No, it is not normal to get horny
>>78170338Well I do in fact I am horny right now and thusly nauseous as well. The only cure is getting relentlessly dicked down.
hello sir how r u i am rajeesh n i am suffer frm terrible illnes n if i dont see a dik n ball i will die right now pls sir can u fuk me i will die i m sirious
Mai neim is kimmou pliis giv me an sperm injektion with your thik kok pliis ai niid bools in mai mauth oergentli
>>78165317>worst worst take. worst. inverted even>inverted evenso the best give?
Gooooooooood morning gentlemen and gentlemenI took out the trash this morning like a good boyWhat have YOU guys done today?
protectionprocreationpro tec tionpro crea tionteccreaaccreteaccretion: the process of growth or enlargement by a gradual buildup
>>78170579I'm gonna urinate in your butthole
Born to eep forced to wage
>>78169734The next step is bf taking care of (you)r sore throat after he used you like a fleshlight, we agree on that right?
>>78170524I went with my mom to the hospital for a xray she had to take. I also walked the dog and I probably gonna walk it some more soon.Plus I applied for a few jobs today.
>>78170641Is your mother homophobic? I always wonder this.
>>78170524Went for one last walk around the mountain village we were staying at and packing my stuff, atm omw to the airport>>78170624I mean I guess but what can he do about it? I'd rather just cuddle, both of us feeling warm and satisfied
>>78170658Have fun! I love flying. I get so excited every time I go to an airport.>>78170641I miss walking dogs. My dogs are so old and their joints are so rickety that walking them around the block takes like an hour so we just let them out in the backyard.
>>78170648I don't think so but she keeps telling me I should be a nurse that way "I'd be popular with all the female nurses" but she has never exclaimed disgust or disapproval for my sexuality so I am not sure, she also wasn't very surprised when I told her that I was a faggot.She also once mentioned that it may be a "phase" and that I'll want kids someday, but I am not sure cos maybe I misunderstood. Why are you asking this?>>78170688I do not really walking the dog so much, it's nice to get outside but it also makes me anxious. I wish there was an outside without people, or that I had a boyfriend to walk the dog with.
>>78170704>an outside without peopleGod if only A beautiful world it would be
>>78170592u r i n a t e88w i t h i n83r e c t u m80888'Angel number 888 is often associated with abundance, success, and financial prosperity'
ended things with a man i was seeing because i wanted to see him more often and he was just 'too busy' do i go back
Stop being a homo
>>78170822No you should seduce his fatherThat'll show him
I didn't want to get started on anything productive today so I just spent a half hour making lavender infused lemonadeFor some reason it came out red?Anyways now I need to find ways to procrastinate more
>>78170860Okay I'm a straight woman now
Snorting lavender powder
>>78170973I probably would honestly I consume so much lavender
>>78170908his father looks ugly and retarded
Meow where husbie waaaaa waaaaa waaaa
everyone itt credit score rapidly dropped, sorry
>>78171091Nah mine actually went up pretty steadily Not that it matters loans are for wieners and scammers
>>78171091Can I tell you a secret anon? I don't know what a credit score is.
>>78171165it'a quite literally a measure of how much of a good little goyim consoomer you are
>>78171165>>78171181Yeah most people think it's a government thing but it's really just 4 companies that banks pay for them to monitor your purchases and say whether or not you deserve to get loans But they can calculate your credit score based on whatever, it's completely up to them, we can't know their algorithms
it just dropped again, all of you
>>78171181Is it an american thing or a worldwide thing?>>78171202Ahh another unfortunate consequence of humanity's greed and also capitalism.
do any of you bake a tray of stuff then only eat maybe one or 2 bits
>>78171215I'm looking at it right now it's fine, high 700s, we're good
>wtf complete strangers won't just lend me money without first analysing my ability to pay it back to them I hate capitalism
>>78171220I eat most of it and I have to remember to save some for my family
>>78171229These complete strangers dictate the economy and they're already using the money in your bank account to gamble with stocksThey already owe you, and if they're so central to our economy they shouldn't get to dictate who gets to use what money on a whim
>>78171245entirely separate issue, you aren't entitled to a loan you fucking deadbeat
i can't find my usa hat i think i left it at the bar oh fuck it was such a nice hat too and super cheap i can't fucking find it anywhere
>>78171260"entirely separate issue" these people destroyed the housing market and made it entirely necessary to get a loan to buy a house, this isn't asking your neighbor dave for $50,000, these people are essentially a small government unto themselves and should have responsibilities to the American taxpayer considering the fact that we bail them out. If they're going to make the mortgage the driving component of the housing market, they shouldn't be allowed to have the only say on who gets one, because then they get to control society.
>>78171285>should have responsibilities to the American taxpayerThose responsibility shouldn't include handing out money like to whoever asks for it, you just want to throw a tantrum and fuck the economy up even more
>>78171291I'm saying that having a completely obscured and private system like FICO scores to determine housing loans, which the American people have NO say in, is a monopoly on deciding who gets to own a home and who doesn't and this system is immoral and detrimental to American society. We should be involved in the process of who gets a loan.
Whites only for loans
>>78163354I hate incels so much, as if men wouldn't do the same. As if anyone likes dying in a dumb war. Only point he has is hypocrisy of feminists
>>78171369>as if men wouldn't do the same.we would if we could.
>>78171369being a barracks onahole is the dream of half the posters here
>Tfw no android boyfriend who is programmed to love me unconditonally so he can never leave me.
Meow no don't be such a hypocrite whore for one moment please
>not factory resetting your new android so you can build up a bond and love over time
>>78171462Not for me at least what a retarded fantasy>>78171472I used to have a pasta typed up (in finnish) where I fantasized about being a housekeeping android for a nice man but I lost it>>78171483What did I do now also nice image very me tbdesu I say that and do that
feminizing the population is good
https://pastebin.com/R9w6xAvTHere's that one text for the person who was asking for it
>>78171530That also sounds quite sweet but I am very afraid of my somehow upsetting my fbf or pushing him away or him get tired/bored of me so with my fantasy he can't leave me.I wouldn't mind being a half-mindless slave to a guy though.>>78171578We should feminize half the population and masculinize(?) half of it but split it up evenly between men and women methinks so yes yes.
>>78171596My fantasy wasn't about being a mindless slave but the fact that if I didn't have my own needs I could always be there for my owner 100% and make him super happy
nords are such slut fuckmeat dolls it's unreal
>>78171631Hey be respectful now besides that isn't even true....
>>78171588Thank you so much for this I will never forget it
>>78171674I still don't understand why you care so much when you can't even understand it
>>78171631I wish my nordic blood was slightly less diluted by muttjuice
>>78171682Like I said,I will make it work
>>78171694You kinda disgust me ngl but hopefully you find it enjoyable regardless
>>78171617Well not completely mindless, but if I couldn't leave the relationship I think I would feel more secure. I guess I meant less mindless but moreso that I wouldn't have full control over myself, if that makes sense.>>78171631Sorry for being a mentally ill bottom who's parents don't love him I will try to be better next time (not sorry actually.)>>78171694NTA but isn't there better translation software out there than google translate? Do better.
>>78169721Do you agree with Jamie? I think he is right
>>78171703I also disgust me so it all works out
>>78171707Ruotsi you are dumb and stupid you know that right?>>78171708Fuck no I use big words because using words make my brain feel funny and nice
>>78171720Tell me what you think after you read it it was mostly just a simple search and replace but I rewrote some parts to fit better to a boy (with a womb) being dicked down
>>78171708Sometimes I use big words by accident and I only vaguely know what they mean from context clues and I get them wrong and look stupid so I'm already receiving my punishment for doing it
>tfw you have a mp4 file of filefag sucking suomi cock
Svedupellet hirteen suomi cock belongs to the finnish bottoms first and last
Is this actually a gender neutral pronoun that could be either, or is bing just retarded?
>>78171477>niggerizz
Shiees han moomin whore meow
Preparing for insurgency in the Colorado rockies
>>78171795Yeah finnish doesn't have gendered pronouns the closest english equivalent would probably be they unless the gender is known>>78171805I am NOT a whore.
>>78171833Marijuana StockpileLasts for ten years
>>78171845Gotcha, I thought Bing was intentionally trying to undo all your hard work.
>>78171891Yeah it was less pronouns and more turning "girl"s into "boy"s and changing the sexual characteristics to match
tranny language for a tranny
>>78171940That's mx. Tranny for you bigot
>>78166770my spider bf made a cocoon for me to hide in when I'm scared
Today I learned the finnish have a cutesy way of saying penis the same way the japanese say "ochinchin" when they want to make it clear someone innocent and childish is talking about a dickI almost lost my shit laughing because bing translated "pippeli" as "smooth little bean"
Every street I ever walkedEvery home I ever hadIs lostEvery flower I ever heldEvery spring I ever hadHas driedEvery man I ever knewEvery man I ever lovedIs goneEverything I ever touchedEverything I ever hadWaa wher bfHas died
>>78172049flicking their smooth little bean clit, tranner nation
Does fapping countas exercise or...?
>>78172077If you can goon for three hours straight that HAS to do something for your biceps and forearms
>>78172070Stop being so mean I'm way more masculine strong and dominating than you and my cock is ginormous
Looks like it will rain today. Air is still warm, which sucks. But at least it's not too hot for me to stay inside. On a walk now. One step at a time.
Hate feeling so empty and bored all the time lately. My distractions aren't helping much. Nothing is enjoyable. I don't feel like doing a single thing.
Unhated bugs annual meeting:Ladybug, lightningbug, and butterfly in attendance
>>78172135You could do blender tutorials like I am, or tutorials for any artistic endeavor really. They're pretty fun, but since they're also work that requires you to focus for a while, the distractions kind of feel fun again when you go back to them.
>>78167442Post them coward
>>78172191I would like to nominate dragonflies, on the grounds that they are badass and pretty and manly and I would date a dragonfly if he was a dude
Can't stop thinking about men helpppppp helppppppp help meeee
>>78172191are snails bugs? nobody hates snails, right?
https://voca.ro/1oz8iiMisnO0dark world practicei played it in d dorian and transposed it to c dorian (i actually had to transpose it 3 semitones because my ocarina is tuned a half semitone above c major)
>>78172237I was going to nominate snails next. I would unironically keep pet snails, it seems like it would be funny just to watch them ooze around and climb walls and be strange
>>78171733Yeah, I know but I can't help it :(. Tops like their bottoms a little dumb though, right?
Ladybugs are the only ones I don't mind crawling on me
>>78172270would watersnails be similar enough? if you just want to observe them
>>78172313Well do tops like you ruotsi hm
>>78172384ProbablyI don't see why they would be any different
>>78172384Sea snails are cute and based meow
This man looks very powerful indeed. He is privy to arcane magicks.
>>78169937Are you even gay or just don't like women? This is important >im very very sleepy right now. i wanna sleep but i need to brush my teeth first... yet im too lazy to get up to brush themRelatable
Bottoms don't like women cause they're real competition
>>78171051Keep making the same post so many times a day and see if you get reported for spam hypocrite whore
Before coming to the United States as a toy in the 1920's, the yo-yo was originally used in the Philippines as a weapon in the 16th century.
>>78172635They're not though as I want a gay man, not a straight one. Other bottoms should all die.>>78172714It's not the same though seethe whore
>>78171694Hahaha what a faggot hahahaha meow meow faggot hahahaha
>>78172839I said keep making it and see what happens you pathetic melted whore. Learn to be original if you are capable of not being stuck in the same loop all the time you literal mongoloid
>>78172857Why are you laughing..... Wanna die....
>>78172877I'm not a mongoloid though. Why are you so mad at me all the time? Did I own you that hard or what?
If you want a gay man you wouldnt try to look like a tranny. Besides what do you think straight man would do if all women died?
Remember when he made the thread wrong and melted like the wicked witch
>>78172913I just wanna look like I wanna look. My fbf will love me as I am, not as some retarded troll wants me to look. I was thinking of cutting my hair shorter though. I don't understand what you are trying to say with the second part.>>78172915Don't you really have anything better to amuse yourself with than "we were anal about two letters at this autistic faggot and he got pissed about it"
>ill die for trump>ack!!why is it wrong to celebrate this? he died doing what he loved.
Nott particularly no
>>78172635i love women too much even
>>78172049Ochinchin is not cute, it's dumb. Pippeli is just silly
>>78172974It kinda is kyrpae is probably the hottest word for the male member although kulli is also pretty good sigh where bf to talk dirty to me in finnish waa
>>78172315I would like to take away your gay card
>>78172821There is a platformer game where you use yoyo as a weapon and it looks great (coming soon,demo out now)
It's hidden up my ass
>>78173026kirby came out 30 years ago
>>78173026Thanks! I think I found it and the yoyo mechanics look fun, plus game design cute
>>78172915>tfw no more r9g>>78172944I'm not telling you how to look, just that it's dumb to expect gay men to be attracted to it. That look is typical thing "straight" guys go for. Second part means they would still be horny and want to have sex. Guess who they would have sex with?
>>78173073pipistrello and the cursed yoyo, right? I had to look it up myself but it's on my list
>>78173046Kirby is literally my favorite game franchise of all times. ALL TIMES.
meow is not nearly tranny enough to be getting chasers what
>>78173001Kyrpae does sound cute, not hot tho :P
>>78173096pippeliello and the cursed yoyo
>>78173129Kyrpae sounds badass honestly, it sounds like the name of an ancient and powerful sword
>>78173079Straight guys don't go for people who look like men even if they have long hair, retard. Okay so what? Women exist so they will go for women. What's your point?>>78173120Nuhue thinks you are a trans woman if you don't have a full beard, a buzzcut and bulging muscles
>>78173102kirby super star(and yoshis island) is the first videogame i remember playing. i havent played any of the games since the wii though
When did r9gay first shave if ever? I started pretty much as soon as it began growing
>>78172608im gay desu, most definitely. max level boy lover and have never been into women, but i definitely consider myself lucky i don't have to deal with them
>>78173129Because you don't have the cultural context for it meow>>78173146Yeah need to be skewered by one meow
>>78172389>My genuine, honest, factual, literal and unironic reaction.
>>78173211Yeah life is a bitch innit mate
>>78172059You have some good music taste meow.>>78173218Yea it is and I will cry about it.
As soon as my little moustache hairs grew long enough. Thanks, grandpa, for teaching me how to shave.
>>78173226Why? What about this one? And hopefully you feel better after crying ruotsihttps://youtu.be/X_ub-hulgnQ
>>78173245Why what? Why you have good music taste please specify. I really like the guitarr (or bass?) riff of this one, but I guess it's the main instrument in the song so I don't know what I am trying to say.I won't really cry cos I can't even if I want to but I will cry a little inside.
>>78173189can't rememberlong time ago, now
>>78173299Why you think that my music taste is good when it is de NOT.
Why does the Trump pokemon have that missing bit of ear? Uhh Nintendo?
>>78173146Sounds like a name of a female Isekai/fantasy character
>>78173321Because I like the songs you post, not every single one but most of them, I think they are pretty good and indicative of "good taste".
>>78173321it's shit like you die to death shitty bitch
Hey Meow if you know rock bands do you know any good speedmetal type of guys like dragonforceI love that kind of music but dragonforce is basically the only band I know
>>78173155>I want all bottoms to die so I can have every top waah waah>Ok but bottoms exist, what's your point?Not the sharpest tool in the shed
>>78173337It's not supposed to trump it's supposed to be a detective, it's a common Japanese trope for detectives to have that kind of hairstyle, at least old school ones. From what I remember anyway.There's a didyouknowgaming video about it I do believe.
>>78173337i still dont know how his hand came away completely clean after holding onto his ear which was supposed to be bleeding. maybe the blood was delayed somehow? idk how ears work but i always assumed they would start bleeding right away.
new thread pls?
>>78173245he would feel better after getting brad's spic dick in his holes
>>78173405Be silent whiner wiener
PAGE 10 PAGE 10 MAKE NEW THREAD NOW
For the kingdom of Space DundeeFor the powerful weapon that I seekIn the ashes of nuclear warRemember the things we are fighting forFor the land where the dragon fliesFar across the enchanted sapphire skyI've seen it inside of my dreamsThe vorpal laserblaster of Pittenweem :D
new thread here, everyone go>>78172434>>78172434
>tfw even ruotsi is a meow simpguess they can never escape their nature to submit to suomi
>>78173418I DONT CARE MAKE THE NEW THREAD NOWWWWW FAGGOTS
>>78173425Holy shit this is perfect thank youI like the singer's voice way more than dragonforce too
If you were nicer to me maybe le sigh
>>78173453>In 1964, a woman named Catherine "Kitty" Genovese was raped and killed in two separate attacks near her home in Kew Gardens, Queens. At least 38 people saw the attacks or heard Genovese scream, but no one intervened and only one woman called the police.No one wants to do it because they assume someone else is already doing it. I don't know what this effect is called and the only example I know is this one.
>>78173457Yay! Enjoy the epic saga!
I'll make a new thread if you get on your knees and beg
Is bunnymutt bpd or does he just act unstable?
Actually make a vocaroo thanking me for making it and moan like a whore that you are
Stables are for horses ok
>>78173489except there werent 38 witnesses, that number was just made up by the journo on the spot. in reality there was only one witness and that one witness called the police.
>>78173534*Grovels* please do it I beg please I need the new thread so bad please
>>78173489It's called the bystander effect dessmeow
Just deleted the stuff I wrote to make a new one cuz of thatYou doomed yourself
>>78173534plllsss make new thread *bows down* *licks your boots* >>78173489true but i choose to live in delusion anyway >>78173465plsss make thread plssss also im a girl can i post here i really like yaoi though [\spolier]
>>78173582I made the thread I guess
>>78173587That would make sense, yeah>>78173563Wait, seriously? We had a whole lesson dedicated to this event in school thoughI feel lied to
>>7817359590% of lurkers and posters and straight men because this is unironically the most straight thread on this board, and fujos like you
>>78173647its true. i mostly post here while my gf is sleeping
