Arbroath edition
Shipanon will not like this edition!
>>78209288Shagging monis paki bussy loool
>>78209258Why did l lose your respect, assuming I had any in the first place
>>78209305This is the 'corker' post, I am the 'one guess' poster.
>>78209312No I think THIS is the 'corker' post, and 'I' am the one guess poster.
>>78209288What a grim shitholeNo wonder Arbroath has his cock there!
>>78209305You're right. Not happy at all desu
>>78209331How come shippy? Whats wrong with it?
>>78209331Is this you admitting you lost? Fair play. You have my respect again
>>78209331The better lad won
>>78209324You're actually correct. Will be deleting my post (>>78209279) as proof.I thought it was the perfect crime, but you've outplayed me. Made me look a right mug.
For those who missed some new brit kinohttps://youtu.be/52AC3KxJ4w4
>>78209350Good game de lad, good game. I shall be having a celebratory Peroni now.
>>78209333>>78209340>>78209349That obviously wasn't me. I can't see how I've lost anything
Hi fellas I heard this the thread for winners?
favourite tv channel lads?for me it's sky arts
>>78209362>That obviously wasn't me
Might study a foreign language tonight. I've certain got the resources for it
>>78209367haven't turned on a telly in years.
Didn't see the nu bread corrGonna eat sommet soon me
>>78209305Shippy has been having a hissy fit for the last 3 days. Are Arbroathy has really done a number on him
>>78209367>tales of the unexpected + alfred hitchcock presents 2 hour blockget in. lovely start to the morning that
soundspacker has talked about his lust of impregnating SEA women with his BWC before, Abroathy wouldn't like that if it happened!
>A Quilline of Grammar, that's a beautiful phraseoh yay a new way my body/brain is fucked, what joy.
What exactly has Arbroathy achieved in his life beyond holding the record for the Largest dildo inserted into an anus on the east coast of Scotland?
>>78209396Soundspacker is mentally ill incel in another country. I doubt she cares desu
>>78209408>What exactly has Arbroathy achievedShe riled up Shipanon
I'm currently studying Ancient Greek
>>78209408before she transitioned she was on track to become an Olympic swimmer but gave it all up to be her true self.
going to settle down for sleep now. well tired
>>78209415Why doesn't she like him?
I bet Arbroathy has AIDS, those filthy nonce trannies all do
>>78209417i used to study ancient historyah well... that's all ancient history now!
>>78209425I think it's because he has a mixed race baby
Anyone else rubbing their bollocks to the barefoot girls 4 video
>>78209419burst out laughing at this, I wouldn't put it past a tranny to give up an amazing life to be a shut in faggot downing chinese hormones and shoving dildos up their arse
He'd have worked all his life lush
holy fuck imagine learning Ancient Greek then having your first out-loud, in-person conversation with another person who knows Ancient Greek.that must be as close as any of us can get to seeing the first look in our child's eyes.
BritNormie telling all his clients that the Crowdstrike incident is the reason he has had to delay the submission of his work by 3 days.
No SSM uploafs this evening lids?
Someone got banned
Ah Gordon, it was lovely to meet you a few weeks ago in Maryland, I'm very eager to see how you've been getting on with your work, can I take a look now, you've had plenty of time, you are finished, right?
Can't stand this hot weather lads. Woke up sweating and head is banging. Will have to take it easy today.
the 4chan Happenings Thread is such a good idea but i'm scared to even lurk it in case it doesn't live up to my expectations.
The better lass won. I'm sorry for everything Abroathy
>>78209456Did someone post racism outside /b/ in the last thread? Just asking purely out of curiosity, not suggesting anything...
>>78209464What's happening? I'm out of the loop.
>>78209469My self respect has just increased shippy
>>78209458read this in the Half-Life 1 scientist voice.>>78209408read this in the Half-Life 2 administrator voice.
Angela telling BritNormie that there is nothing wrong with a brown sprog, and him replying "Yeah I know! I know! I didn't say there was!" and her asking why he is so giddy with excitement
mad how women were always getting their tits out in these old 80s shows that still play on daytime TV. You never see that in anything made now
>>78209469Based. At least we can get back to normal now. More SSM posting
>>78209476dunno lad it's just a recurring thread for interesting occurrences on other boards, curated here on /r9k/ for the amusement of onlookers.i'm not going to sit around reading /diy/ but imagine if something kicked off on /diy/, corrr.
>>78209469What did I miss? What are sorry for Shippy? I'm new and haven't been here much
>>78209513>What did I miss? Shippy has been attacking Abroathy relentlessly for the past few days all because she was racist towards his sprog.
>>78209528vile woke tranny cunts can't bear to see a happy white family and white children.
>>78209456Seems the thread isn't nearly as dogshit now. Strange
>>78209495Carry On films are like family films in my brain because they were always on telly during the day, and the innuendo is generally pretty mild. most of the comedy is situational/slapstick stuff.but then someone gets their tits out and it shatters the illusion. we'd have to adjust our standards AROUND the Carry On films. don't think society is ready for that.
>>78209528>Shippy causing drama againGot it.
I wonder who it was that reported Arbroathy for racism outside of /b/
sprog is brown
>>78209556Proof she was banned
>>78209556multiple rumours on social media but nothing concrete yet.
>>78209556Announcing reports isn't allowed lad
Most disturbing film you lads have watched?Gotta be Mysterious Skin for me
>>78209566Didn't say he was banned (yet), just asking who reported him
They banned her but not HHL. Seems legit.
im not even bannedim just busyoff bed soonnight to the good soulsx
>>78209577didn't say I reported him, just asking which poster did
Utterly BTFO
>>78209590HHL has been banned countless times for racism.
>>78209594the 4chan jannitorial team take racism outside of /b/ very seriously. Although I have no idea if someone reported you, so you might be alright
>>78209594night night de lass x
I honestly can't keep this up any longer, too much drivel. I'm taking a day off tomorrow
>>78209594Do you accept Shippy's apology?
>>78209626Mr bossman needs you at work more like
being gay and suck my ballsfuck my ass against the wall
>>78209636Sprogless NEET are you? lol
>>78209288I've been there plenty of times and I'll say even fucking Glenrothes is better
>>78209636Well he needs more money to send to Tottenham Sheboon.
>>78209655Aye this is indeed the case
Arbs doesn't let others drag her down their level
Why doesn't he have a sprog of his own (white if that's what he prefers)?
>>78209674Get some sleep lad. You've had a long day on /britfeel/
mixed race sprog? Not for me, I'm childfree!
Dickhead dog rolled around in a load of forget me nots and got the seeds everywhere.
He not well at all. He turn yellow
better than givin it t'fanookies, marone
keke lole and stuff
Need a HHL drinking update
>>78209696Better than my dog who takes great pleasure in rolling in every dirty puddle he comes across the wee stinker.
do you ever just like, think about stuff?
Retiring to bed after another 16 hour shift
kel kole guise
screaming guise lool
>>78209734he mentioned in a live stream a couple months ago he's been watching sopranos
he can fill a room up in minutes
>>78209789Not that I think The Sopranos is super complicated or anything but I doubt he has the attention span to watch something so serialised.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL lads KEEEEEEEEEK
He could have finished that off easily. He's cutting it right down.
>>78209794You would need to be a complete mentalist to show this on a live stream. He is a very unwell man. Being well might be for me, but it's not for him.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk lads LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>78209794he's shit himself no less than three times in front of his girlfriend and she's still with himjust goes to show how far a confident extroverted and uninhibited personality will take you in life
Finished me first dungeon in FFXIV. They let you do with NPCs or random online party. I choose NPC. My Lalafell lass has social anxiety. It lush. It inclusive. Still no Chocobo but soon I hope. Seen a lad on a motorbike earlier. Lots of weird mounts.
>>78209821No justifying this
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
This weeks revelations have really deeply affected him. I'm not sure he'll ever recover in all honesty
>>78209839he feeding the seagulls
wow look at this
>>78209821salad? he don't want no fucking saladhe on that keto and it's lush. 16 stone bracket by christmas so get in there
>>78209839He RSPRB+ member. He feed the birds and the gays.
So many Seagulls and Swanage Robins dependent on getting their food full of cupboards from our Mark.He saved so many sea and song birds.
seaside spastic
when i visited London ages ago there were posters everywhere saying not to give homeless people money. why?
KEEEEEEEEEEK SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOWL CREASSSSSSSSSSSE
>>78209893get a sprog lad, it'll calm you down
>i work for goo goo google
>>78209861He make sure the seagull eat healthy
Deleted scene from The Birds where Mark just strolls in and feeds the bird kebab and then they fly away.
just wait a momentjust wait a moment ma'amNOOOOO DON'T REDEEEM MA'AMDON'T REDEEM
Bean head LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How long does it take after you pass your driving test before you stop being a shit driver?feel like a maniac on the roads out there, like I shouldn't be allowed there
He got history of arson.He not nice man if you get on his wrong side.
There has been an alarming amount of repetitive comments the past few days. Even more so than usual.
Failed in life still failing, keep trying hard
>feel like a maniac on the roads out there, like I shouldn't be allowed thereis it possible you simply feel like this in ANY engaging-with-society situation?
>would you like to hold the baby?how do you respond?
>>78209969>punt the baby like a footballsimple as
Friday night I'm alone but what is new, at least i have britfeel
>>78209969no thank you i am a paedophobe
oh arbyyou came in my mouth it was saltyso i punched you in the faceoh arbyyyyyymy finger slipped into your rectumand it smelt like shitoh arbyyyyyy
Robert Smith ITT
he's very lonely
>>78210009fridayi'm in love
I am the one who spaffs
>>78210009The music video for Lullaby but Mark is the spider.
Please thread comfort me until bed time I'm so alone
*pets you like a chao*[sonic voice] don't worry, buddy!
>>78209583Lost Highway sits pretty high up there for me
The spam is less funny tonight
what happened to the lad who posted auditing videosi gone for longtime
>>78210061very good post this>be sonic>fucks human woman gotta go FAST nigga>but sanic you came in 10 secondshehehehehe
WTF this isn't slap stick
where have the gotcha posts gone?
He never renounced Islam.
>>78209583Enter the Void while tripping, thought i was being clever didn't i.watched it sober afterwards and it was just a silly psychedelic horror film, very pretty but i didn't get it all or why it was so scary. can films be magic/
oh yes i will tuggington on my cockle this night i will scratch my balls while i tug on my rancid member and i will eat a ham sandwich and like some mayo from a wall full of holes filled with cum and i mean cum cum eating is for me and you but not for are mark unless its another cum you know big cummers in the shaft
lts not right
Might have to buy some sexy swimwear for my Lalafell. It wrong but it right.
>>78209583Salo and Martyrs
Food in the belly SSM on the telly And it's lush.
>>78210264is Salo smut disguised as anti-fascist propaganda, or anti-fascist propaganda disguised as smut?
Terrible what happened in Leeds. DWP tried to place some Apu on work placement and the entire frog community came out and burned their neighbourhood down. Almost all of Helperhill is a smouldering ruin, they're indiscriminately attacking anyone who they think holds down a job in the day then heading to the kebab shops at night. Don't say anything about them though or SPACCA will be at your door within the hour.
Most disturbing film? I'd have to say the rape scenes in the I Spit on Your Grave series are pretty brutal. The hostel films have some brutal stuff too. Salo is intense but kind of boring too with scat. Martyrs is sort of brutal but haven't seen it in a while. I'm sure I've seen a lot worse films but drawing a blank.
Nekromantik that's another mental film. Jerking a big boner as he kills himself. Mental.
>>78210274the latter, i reckon
imagine if it was the hottest day of the year, global IT systems were down, and you still spent your entire Friday indoors.
Harry Portrait of a Serial Killer got some good scenes. Grim stuff
>>78209583Sounds like some queer shit
38 year old SCEA
>>78210308Oh yeah that's a good film too. I got it on DVD. The opening scene is literally just tableaus of graphic murder scenes. The home invasion scene is good.The House That Jack Built has some mental scenes too.
what is it with the MOT test that feels like a fucking exam? Why am I nervous for this shit?
>>78210308Is that the one after Chamber of Secrets?
For disturbing and kinda fun - Gummo
ReproductionFertilityPregnancy
>>78210324it's like the annual hard drive search (when your pointer changes to the loading icon for no reason). you know there's nothing to find, it's still scary. godspeed anon.
>>78210274Salo was the director seething that porn companies/other film producers kept stealing all his ideas
>>78210334HARRY! DID YOU STICK YOUR COCK IN HERMIONE'S GOBLET OF FIRE?!*dumbledore asked calmly*
DPD lurking...
>>78210338picturing these as some kind of 'OBEY' spooky future posters.
>>78210337For disturbing and kinda funny - Trash Humpers
>>78210352Watched a trailer for a 1932 film that said Love Laugh Live in it. Mad.https://youtu.be/tG1NVGJ4Ql8?si=qH01V9ma_Pk2V1DuAt about 02:20.
I wonder if SCEA ever managed to reproduce
SCEA was always threatening to rip your head off. Nasty fucker. Worse than drunk HHL
>>78210371mad this. i always wonder what would happen if they uncovered some ancient graffiti and it just said something like "all your base are belong to us" and they carbon dated it and it was legitimately carved in ancient times.would we just go about our lives? suppose trains won't stop running, or something.
>>78210406He was just mental, I wouldn't take it personally
Does SCEA have a sprog?
>>78210414Life and history is full of mental stuff like I'm sure there were coomer cave paintings and everything.
Spooky events forecast through the roof tonight
we've lost Arbroathy to the drinkwe've gained Crosslad
Onward, Seaside soldiers, marching as to war
Not saying it 2 be mean but its mad that thom Yorke basically left his wife for being sick and then she died notnlong after nd nobody really mentioned how messed up that is cause they feel weird about it. I mean it blatantly not right. It's an abuse if marriage vows.
>>78210316He'd be older now I think. If he had lived.
It a hidden disabillity. Not everyone can smell it but some can and it overpowering. It can stink out several cubic metres a second with a smell that one day is of shit, and the other of fish.It not nice. He not ask to be born but he keeping it spiritually minded and he make every day above ground a great day. He never sitting in sad, lonely, bored and depressed.
>>78210526Radiohead are absolute shite
Very silent hill 2 if u catch my drift
>>78210541He'd have worked all his life. It not right
When is the SCEA return reveal?
my dad's going to die of oesophageal cancer likely soon. it's really hitting me and i can't sleep at night. spending as much time with him as possible but i have a constant sinking feeling. especially when i'm with myselfshit blogpost but whatever needed to get it off my mind for a minute
>>78210526David Bowie did some dodgy stuff, but i like his music
>>78210544Theres 2 or 3 good albums in there so I wouldn't say absolute but mostly a bit shite and relative 2 their popularity yes. My post more about thom yorke abandoning his sick wife though on a human level
>>78210526article link writing about this?
>>78210573Grief counseling helped me a lot when I was in that situation. Wish you all the best mate.
>>78210574nothing compared to thatbowie is greatest rock musician/group of all time imo
>>78210598yeah he easily earned a murder or two. but he never did it, absolutely top lad.
>>78210552Garden > Sandford Lane
>>78210537Nah. Had a look in the archives and he said he was 30 in 2016
sad lonely cunt
He's moved on. Why haven't you?
Pronouns Body DysmorphiaGender Affirmation
>>78210586Just look at when they got divorced nd when she died and put 2 and 2 together tk make 4 or should I say 5
>>78210572He's been posting for thr last 2 days. I hope we get full blown SCEA back
Could be married with a sprog now if he's alive. He hasn't thought about you in 5 years
>>78210619is this a visual hallucination
Would rather be one of the lads sat alone in his mother's box room on a Friday evening, than one of the lads out having sex with a condom on a Friday evening
>>78210619SCEA was my life. Ill never be able to get over him. At least Ebin still posts once in a blue moon
>>78210627He hasn't lad. You're delusional, unfortunately. SCEA killed himself in 2020.
>>78210649Shippy you are one sad cunt
>>78210625>Just look atanon couldn't have been more clear or specific come on Crosslad you're better than this ;_;
>>78210630I seriously doubt that. It 4 years anyway.
>>78210608murder or two? for.what
>>78210645>having sex with a condom
I sometimes dress up like a giant cartoon tiger wearing a nappy and pay prostitutes to kick me in the balls
grim sad lonely cunt
>>78210645Is this sarcasm lad? Am autistic.
>>78210645give one pro and one con for each flavour of lad, so i know you've weighed this one carefully.
>>78210667Glad I gave you an opportunity to post your OC lad
>>78210670Jesus Shippy you really are one sad bastard
>>78210665i'm saying he earned it lad, but he never took the chance. speaks a lot about his character imho.
>>78210625how do you know they didnt separate well before the divorce and diagnosis?
>>78210685can you like speak coherently jesus f christlike some nibbas itt seriously lack the ability to communicate what they mean
>>78210680i was about to say, he must have been so fucking stoked at that opportunity. he's posted it at me a few times.genuinely happy for you anon, that must have been a good'un.
>>78210699I am saying David Bowie was such a talented musician who created music of such high quality that he deserved to get away with one or two murders. This is in the context of an industry where many artists do deplorable acts, and often get away with it. David Bowie DID sexually assault an underage girl, but he did not commit any acts of murder.llike how the fuck do i make this any clearer beyond writing it jfc anon
>>78210645This but unironically. Peacocking for some bodycount mid and you don't even get to raw dog it
Revenge in Brighton just opened
Speaking of music staying @ my granny's house alone one night i was in half awake sleep state on the sofa nd the TV had what i about 15 years later learned was Control(2007 i think) u know that way you're mentally checked out staring at TV images with no context it was a long sequel of some lad hanging himself in a grim flat,,I wouldbe seen worse on the internet but it always felt weirder when stuff like this was on mainstream things i felt like. But that happened at my granny's quite a few times just weird stuff coming on the telly that gave me truman show vibes albeit I wouldn't have known to describe it as such but the feeling was there. There was a weird episode of dirty sanchez that seemed to break the 4th wall nd it felt like mmmm this is what life is, everyone is just acting. Occult telly or smth never really happened on other tellys.
>>78210721bowie had consensual normal sexual relations with a teenager in a time when such interactions were normalhes not lollershes not a predator who finds 7 yearolds attractivehes not a.nonce
No point shagging with a johnny
>>78210688It just my speculation de lad as far as the reason but it should be looked into
Gonna do the other thing(s) now, me
wish i was richsrd d james / aphex twinseems like he had a fun life and i like the way he talks
What's the film where weird stuff comes on the telly at night
>>78210759phwoarr good kittingtonshire dissalso finkin bout doin anudda fing
He's bisexual man. Of course he's bisexual. He'll always be bisexual. And he's proud, yeah. He's into anything. Men, women, gang bang, fucking dogging in the woods. Do you think he ain't been dogging before? Fucking Rainworth and Blidworth? He been up to all sorts mate. That's why he got warts on his knob. Weekend in Brighton man. Revenge nightclub.
Haven't had sex in 14 months
>>78210743due to poor agriculture/diets menarche occurred much later in girls back then, she would be 7 by today's standards you sick fuck
>>78210820haven't had sex in 13 years
What gambling sites do you lads use? I'm using free and promotional bets, it's fun. Do they give you free shit? I don't mind spinning a silly bonus wheel every day for pennies.
looking forward to the final round of the pub quiz tournament ten years from now when i get the 'nightclub in Brighton' question right.
Y I get so horny when am hungover? I woke up and touched my pp then about less than an hour later I did it again. M*sturbation. Normally not that fussed.
>>78210849you know, i've never gotten into gambling. physical addictions fair enough but gambling just never took.any suggestions yourself, for a newbie?
Who toucha my spaffbol?
I can afford nice clothes if I want. Designer clothing has that spice, that unique different style that can be easily pinpointed to certain brands. Trash like Zara, H&M and the other cheap trash doesn't have an identity. It's all the same crap. It's all this safe, minimalistic trash.
please give more examples of cheap, anonymous clothing brands it's so i know to avoid them thank you.
>>78210863That's what I'm asking you lot. I put a bet on the Euros with Paddypower and take their pittance wheel spin every day.
gon do fuckall tomor
>>78210884Loewe, wouldn't be seen dead in it
>>78210889not fussed about sports but they have a fucking 'virtuals' category for pretend 3D horseracing haha get in
I shall name my firstborn son Spaffbol
goingsleep not gon do FUCKALL fuck
if you were a driving instructor you'd be teaching people called Daenarys by now
>>78210789The Ring, lad. I got them all on Blu-ray and it Lush.
He really put his grim Scottish town on the map tonight
That happy couple with a child really makes me mad. I'm just fuming
>>78210793He spaffed his shitty/fishy spunk into hundreds of men back in the nineties. It were different time back then.
Mark fucked George Michael in the toilets in a Manchester Greggs circa 2004. I know because I saw the whole thing.
He keeping it HIV positive.
>>78211005Wonder if he'll get to 51 at this rate
Sneezed and had to clean the screen glasses again just nowFock sake
Kinky sick bisexual sex shit. Wapped in a latex suit getting pissed on in a circle by random men. Yeeeah..course. It was the 1990s.
>>78210972i'm still fuming that one time a boy in my class did better on the spelling test than me. if he isn't miserable and unsuccessful now there is no justice in the world.
>>78211008He seen better days. He going fully organic now though so get in.
Yeah I'm doing alright there, I'm doing alright there de lad
>>78210941Am an actual retard, I was thinking kf persona 4. Same idea ig.
He give up the bookies for the cookies lush.
>>78211042proper kek
>>78211036I was thinking of Persona 4 too when you said it but thought you meant The Ring because you said movie.Anyway, every day's great at your Junes and all that, ho.
glad to see that 'how to turn someone into a zombie' photoshop tutorial from 2008 finally paid off.
Always worth remembering how ppl get fucking weird when the seasons change its like PMS U know every summer theres a low grade collective psychosis where shit gets weird then it just passes nd nobody really acknowledges it. For me once we're halfway through august the world starts winding down back 2 normal then once the clocks go back again my mood returns to comfy. I dont really hold whatever ppl say in summer against them cause everyone a bit loopy.
>>78211005Imagine that on top of you. Don't know how Helen does it.
Goddamn spotify algo's complete arse now Almost 600 tracks in that other playlist and it doesn't manage to recommend me stuff i loikeBoggles. the. mind.
Crossmong is shit bring out HHL
Crosslad you say it's going unacknowledged but I know we both know about this:https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
When gorf lfyn """protests" in 2020 i thought yeah of course, normies going mental cause it's summer. If jord flood overdosed in March it wouldnt have happened like that but theyd have found some other reason. Its just how it goes.
>>78211008Until he starts looking like this he'll be fine. His liver or kidneys will shit the bed in the next 5 years though if he keeps it up.
Better to work and be a wageslave than to stay all day at home and eventually become a tranny. Just some fish for thought
>>78211117Thought that was stevens allsorts for a second.
>>78211114there were other protests too. everyone was just in a protesty mood. you can't get more on-the-nose than protesting against a bill to restrict protesting, then that bill passing into law once everyone got a bit bored.nothing like the poll tax riots is going to happen again.
Looks like it snapped out of it after i loiked the other track, starting to spit out kino reccomendations again all of a suddenFink they changed smth to the way it processes the whole thing, it only appears to tune into the most recent loiked tracks now by the looks of it
>>78211117who is this? oddly handsome in a 'character' kind of way. bit like Mackenzie Crook as a pirate.
You go through life wondering who the fudge even writes amazon reviews nd the really scary part is the answer is most ppl. Most ppl that you pass outside would write one and they probably do write just eat reviews nd stuff like that. Its just safer to stay indoors.
>>78211157with AI nowadays maybe the algorithm saw you dissing it on /britfeel/ and decided to stop taking risks, go back to its old methods.just hope these things don't have feelings yet.
Planet of the apes on bbc 1. Reminds me of that other thing.
>John answered your question>"don't know never bought this"thanks Amazon great feature
>>78211145It was #bekind b4 that, memoryholed event
>>78211184Vile people out there
>>78211181I was just thinking about seething Arbroathy when I saw that too lol
The men who have sex with cars
stop comparing groups of people to apesyou are implying that apes are 'lesser' when there is a genuine debate as to whether they should have some degree of human rightshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_personhood
>Lehrte Bahnhof - DB ICE, IC, RB and Freight trains - Heavy rain evening at railway station [4K]
sprogless bloke in a skirt (no, not a kilt)
>>78211181Arby stood by you when times were tough. Don't forget that.
>>78209288Basically everywhere outside of glasgow + edinburgh is grim, i dont mean city life is better it definitely isnt, but every small town is neglected in some way. It could all be so lovely we need mo programs and monies investment from westminster. Nobody give us a chance.
Hormone pills in his mouthDildos up his arse
Gotta love when the room temperature keeps rising in the middul of the night despite fans/open windows and shitGod i fucking hate the summer months
>>78211215i wonder how many people have been killed because of the novel Crash. at least two, by its very nature.
>>78211158He died of cancer last month.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgSWNcQZO5Y
>>78211237>but every small townlike Arbroath?
corr just shagged a fit lass in arse
Ik there's always this and that town thats an exception but its also always bang on right next to some grim wasteland. I guess far up north could be different.
>>78211240"i'll get under the duvet for a bit to cool off"this should be the kind of thought that gets you sectioned.
I've got a fish in the oven.
me? have no problem with heat at night coz propa insulation
>>78211255is she paying you to post this?
>>78211253Never been there but if its like Perth probably grim, dunno how similar they are. I find east coast a bit nicer on average but probably just cause its less familiar personally.>>78211236Aye
You can read ancient Greek, right?
>He is classically educated
This has been one of those weeks that BritNormie has really been doubting whether he should continue coming here, and then realising why he still does
Ancient Greek texts using Arabic numerals. the world has gone fully woke.
Mad that a train from glasgow to thurso takes longer than to london
>>78211352Those numbers are not part of the text itself, just a guideline
>>78211353It stops at a ridiculous number of places from Inverness, about 4 hours I think, then another 3-4 to GlasgowHave you ever been to Thurso? I have
I'm classically educated
for me it's irving finkelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYYraMgiBA
Saku only likes prawn cocktail
imagine if you could get a train to Eton then you could say "i went to Eton".
>>78211402>imagine if you could get a train to EtonGot the train to Eton and Windsor Riverside before
Just like in me blade runner animes innit
>>78211401saku shoved a pen up his arse
the transport hub of a tall, thin island is a random point in its south east.why did nobody stop this?
I'm committing to no drivel tomorrow, the last 2 days have been exhausting
>>78211370No seems like the type of place they kidnap non locals nd turn them into mince beef but my best(only) friend in school had moved here from there i don't remember him really mentioning what happens there except surfing
2 days no drivel and it lush
>>78211426The jocks are lucky we subsidise such lines to tiny remote places like Oban and Thurso. and having royal mail planes fly post to the tiny islands too
Been on that drink me. At me mates gaff. Might go home soon. Just found out one of me old mates is in prison. Not my problem lmao.
if you don't spout drivel on an internet message board it'll come out elsewhere. day out with the sprogs you'll see 'Battersea' on a map and make some obtuse connection to fish and chips that gets social services involved.
>>78211449what did he do lad
>>78211434It's got a tiny tesco, and thank god, a premier Inn. Wick is a bit better than Thurso which is incredibly grim. Although Wick is grim too and even has a mosque apparently
>Two killers filmed their rape of young dad on phone after drugging and tying him up in Fifekinell
>>78211449What's he doing bird for, dealing wokey?
>>78211460Fuck knows lid. He's a smackhead.
>>78211460>>78211474you're not supposed to ask this it's an inappropriate question
It was in this precise moment that the wapu realized he shidded his pants."Corr. Now i've really screwed up.", he thought to himself, out loud.
>>78211459Suprised that >>78203580 was beaten but there you go. I know it's technically saturday now but I'm still considering that as the best post of the day beating the other one
Sprogless seething tranny
>>78211478I thought that was the first thing they ask you when you're in there
>>78211488>1488Incredible get for such a based post
Is it all worth it in the end, then?It might just be, but you won't ever find out if you clock out early.
>>78211489Need to work out if it's a nonce
>>78211489"wandered in by mistake"(been getting away with this for 36 years)
BritNormie is so well off, and has so much free time that he could just take the train to Thurso on a whim tomorrow. Tomorrow evening he could post a photo of Thurso railway station just to do crossmong over
>>78211494i liked this but then i considered the opposite.who started this, was it Hegel?
Pining little mong wore a suit to the pub to impress little Mayuri
>>78211512Mayuri speaks Greek, Ellinika as it were
>>78211512i haven't physically been in that pub, but i FEEL like i have, spiritually.
Arbroathy has a lovesense toy up his arse and I'm controlling it. The catch? I'm not activating it at all because I don't want him to feel any pleasure.
anything you do to 'catch out' perverts is just going to become one of their proclivities. watch those nonce hunter videos long enough, you start to see the thrill in their eyes.
>tfw no greek gfhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/dspvGJRJ6Ms
>>78211547In the eyes of the nonce caught or the hunter?
>>78211561me when i catch myself in the mirror and realise what i'm doing ;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCpoqFUrU0This guy is absolutely loving it. Smirking and smiling
>>78211512This is the same pub this video was taken inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OqHM7D2HS8
>>78211589Thought that was going to be a windup but it literally was the same pub as well
>actually sexy pic>no sauce or replies>grim tattooed roastie>ooga booga who dis? sm deets??/s/ in a nutshell
>>78211589The Square Peg
but enough about the bloke in the video, what's the pub called?
Crosslad is scary when he's horny in fact every personality has been uppity today, is it the heat?
Imagine not being able to afford designer clothing.
I wonder what SCEA is up to
We get a pet wolf cub and it lush.
If it's all right with you my lid.
those Final Fantasy muppet doll things freak me the fuck out. no way are they meant to be cute. that's such a clear miss on that front.
Only nonces like them
>>78211928It makes my chest tight how cute they are. Added 2 my summer gaming list just for that.
>>78211755Dunno bt i wasnt sure if it was hangover making me sweat today is everyone feeling that then, the humidity is disgusting rn
>>78211919Leggless Jester gonna getcha
That fish went down a treat cor.
I love eating my own shit
Ruthmong had sex multiple times
>>78212031For me, it was a pre-made baguette just nowTasted quite kino
remember the lesbian & gays society at uni on their website having this section on safe sex that began with>we're adults - we've all had sex by now! but we still need to blahblahblarepugnant thing to say. 18 year olds will see that. gay 18 year olds. made me support gay rights. just not the author's. twat.
those little baguettes you heat up in the oven. why don't i have any?
Gert Viczster doesn't feed her cats.
>Watching the bald ben kino just now>These two gay niggas holding hands with each other turn up all of a suddenZESTY bucks right there
>>78212031Didn't touch the sides de lad
>>78212185you just know it was written by a woman
>>78212242they do the same thing in India. It's not considered gay over there to hold hands with a close male friend. Mad isn't it
>>78212362Brown people are nature's clowns.
sprogwog
>>78212242Holding hands is not considered gay outside of the West.
Balding tranny
>>78212349nah i speculated it was a gay lad humblebragging. didn't have that word in those days but that's what it was. probably the leader of the society, in fact he was probably dictating it to an underling.
used to be considered gay if you WEREN'T naked in the gym or at the baths i suppose because that meant you were making a sex thing out of it.now it's the opposite. two heterosexual lads existing in the same space cam be gay. dogs are cats.
We find some booba and it three times lush.
>>78212391It's blatantly gay
imagine holding hands with your best friend and there's a light bit of psychic banter, "what are we doing?" "haha yeah bit gay this isn't it?" before you look in each other's eyes properly for the first time in your decades of knowing each other and all barriers break down as it finally clicks
How do people keep friends? I don't have the patience to deal with anyone these days desu
>>78212628Haven't had a friend in 10 years. It annoyed me anyway having to pretend to be interested in their lives and I don't like socialising anyway.
Seaside Mark downing bottles of J2O and wondering why he isnt drunk
i haven't listened to music in a couple of weeks. don't miss it.
every 100th bottle of Shloer is actually just wine.
>>78212676Used to be massively into rock and metal. My whole teenage years and early 20s. Then one day I just stopped and never listen to music anymore. I'm not sure what changed, like a switch was pressed and I just couldn't be arsed anymore.
thought me drunk uncle said he wanted to batter Cher but turns out he wanted a bottle of Schloer
>>78212686yeah i have probably heard music incidentally and i don't mean "when was the last time you sat down and just LISTENED to an album?" i mean i have lost interest in music the same way i have no interest in football.something about this feels off though. not going to tell anyone.
my neighbours must think i'm a right mong laughing at some of these posts
Another wuttington innit
>>78210699Special ed level missing the point here
Janny gave me "n" word pass
>>78212836this was me 10 mins ago, actually laughing out loud and realised i must sound like a proper lunatic. it was this thread on /tv/ what done it:>>>/tv/201468617(if we're neighbours and you're 'testing' me knock on the wall three times.)
Will be doing at least 1 tomoro. It will be at random unspecified time. Could be any time at all. Look forward to it.
I miss my virginity
I'm a virgin. I've never had sex.
Imagine having sex, couldn't be me
80 year old woman with posters of naked women on her bedroom walls
I'm a vegan. I've never had meat.
Not everyone has eaten meat but but everyone has tried milk.
Working 8-3 todayFucking not on lads
>>78211463>24yo>dad of threechrist probably underclass scummer anyway and his kids will be underclass scummers like him
Me, I don't work. I let others pay for it all.
>>78211999Corrgood LP diss imma hairfta be finkun
CorrThe wapu hath exhumed the wuttington from the scrotal sackThe wapu is now relatively womfortable
>>78213026still miffed about my coffee situation earlier. it's an insomnia kind of night but it's not like i can just conjure up some milk for the morning.
>>78213110what happened with the wovfefe?
sell arse shit ribs
>>78213150it was the talk of the thread lad. i made some coffee and it wasn't very good. an anon suggested i try milk and sugar, had none in so i tried some Canderel shite and it was utterly disappointing leading me to conclude coffee itself is bad.i think people who enjoy lattes and that just enjoy milk. milk's pretty good. i'd have some if i had any, and i'd add my coffee to it.
inform the apus that a 94 year-old actress has landed her first leading role - and she won't succumb to stereotypes
hope it's not as hot today as it was yesterday
>>78213191i just drink caffeine for the caffeine so i tolerate cheapest shit stuff. tastes like chicory or burnt nuts or some shiddya know ill even just drink it with orange squash
Imagine going to Africa and just milling about >88S2A
imminently informed the waputhat the apus hath been informed
it then cuts to a scene of her in a Hollyoaks style programme where the humour arises from the fact that an elderly woman is portraying a teenager and cannot physically perform the same tasks
>>78213248Horrible place, don't know why anyone would ever go
What u doing here in nairobi white man...not much...just hanging out in your town center gormless wandering about all day..if thats alright with you....all my pals will be here soon too...same idea...
Wouldnt mind if I take a council flat so I have somewhere to sleep after another day of milling about? In this african country I arrived in last week. Don't see the issue with that
>>78213282if it was that easy we'd all be doing it. your racism comes first the housing crisis comes second.
Now imagine africa is a tiny overpopulated island smaller than norway also
>>78213282bore offlittle gay man
He's going to say the N word
ohhhh i see what he's doing.
Everyday we above ground is a day to be a sad twat on 4chan guys
>75% of Somalians living in the UK are unemployed
Someone should train SSM to play video games
>>78209288reminds me of gm construct
There was a Somali cleaner at my last job, she was fucking fit. One of the hijabis that make you look like a worm, you know the ones. But still had an amazing body. yeah
racists aren't going to convince non-racists and vice versa
would shag maya jama
Seagull de lads if that's alright with you
Poley has extremly hairy legs
I've got a hobby now. I play fortnite
I've got a hobby now. I post drivel
Might move into a care home too desu, sounds comfy af
>>78213957>Might move into a care homeyou wont
>>78214138Well not immediately but its something i might look into
>>78212391It's so they don't lose their friends in public places because they all look the same
Might play some geoguessr, getting quite good at it
>>78213831At 5am. Christ
>>78209288I saw 2 junkies fighting in arbroathbut then I've seen 2 junkies fight in a lot of towns in Scotland
Oops someone didn't get it lmao
>>78214505on the wokey de lad?
>>78214505She's a fat ugly slag lmao Is that Paige lmfap
>>78214537He'd be doing very well if that was paige
paige is sean's carer
My back's fucked de lads need to do some strength exercises desu, look like a hunchback i do
thats one of his findoms who gives out small willy humiliation
new morning edition of britfeel>>78214744
